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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, remodel boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone.
00:29You'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's got to stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's going to realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:29So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:41Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy?
01:53Yep.
01:54You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:37Actually, hold on.
02:38I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43Fun.
02:44Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
02:59Swoon worthy.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Local athlete.
03:02He has a five star rating.
03:03Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:04Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:05Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing you have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:26Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoe!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoe!
03:38Come on!
03:39Damon!
03:40Hey.
03:41I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:02Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:33You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Two, three, nine.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08You can't get away that easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32He also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:44Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and
05:53much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:07So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:22Will you please answer the question?
06:25Geez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:34Okay.
06:35Okay.
06:36Yeah.
06:37What was the question?
06:38Where did we go on our first date?
06:40Um...
06:41We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:49It's not lame.
06:50It's believable.
06:52No.
06:53What we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story we've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:04Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:13I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine.
07:17Love it.
07:18Second sight.
07:19Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31Real relationships never work.
07:32That's why I'm on the app.
07:33With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait.
07:55We haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risks worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:29Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:32What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:34You already look amazing with that.
08:36You can save the theatrics for now.
08:38We're not at the party yet.
08:39No, I'm serious.
08:40You look beautiful.
08:41You always do.
08:43I guess I'm just nervous.
08:44Don't worry.
08:45I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:46Promise.
08:47You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:48I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:49Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:50When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:04And you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:11I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act, you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:30Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:47We're here.
09:53People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:23I'm going to give this drinks.
10:52I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:07Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:09What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just...
11:14I don't know.
11:15Pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:18You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:20Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:24Oh my God, there he is.
11:26Oh my God, there he is.
11:28See, he can't be over me.
11:30Look at his face.
11:32Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:35So much for girl code and I thought she was your friend.
11:39He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:44It's time to AF this party up!
11:45Did someone say never have ever?
11:46Woo!
11:47I knew!
11:48Let's play.
11:49I don't think that's a good idea.
11:51Come on, it'll be fun.
11:53Come on, it'll be fun.
11:55So wait.
11:56Why don't you go first?
11:57Okay.
11:58I know.
11:59I know.
12:00Look at him.
12:01Zoph.
12:02I know.
12:03I know.
12:04This is a good idea.
12:05It's time to AF this party up!
12:07Did someone say never have ever?
12:09Woo!
12:10Let's play.
12:12I don't think that's a good idea.
12:14Come on.
12:15So wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay, um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:28Ooh, cute.
12:31Now let's see, never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:38Ooh, cute.
12:43Now let's see, never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:52Never have I ever been some loser's sidecheck.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:19Seriously, Claire?
13:21You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:29You're just jealous.
13:31You know what?
13:32You two deserve each other.
13:34Hey, dude.
13:35Are you okay?
13:36Because that game was brutal.
13:38And where did Damon run off to?
13:40I don't know.
13:41He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night and I thought we were...
13:45Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:46Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:47No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box, it all comes crashing out around me.
14:03And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:16Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33I left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:36Of course.
14:37What?
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:39Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:50I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I wasn't thinking.
14:53I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan...
14:58This...
14:59It's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick of any girl out there, so...
15:09Why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app.
15:13Because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number and you said...
15:22You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:26I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29Alright?
15:30I want...
15:34A real one.
15:38I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:42Well, maybe I realize that...
15:44You're the risk worth taking.
16:00Come on.
16:01Slapshot 239.
16:02Pick me home.
16:03Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Just...
16:08Make sure these two dots match.
16:09They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:11Okay.
16:12I'm trusting the process.
16:13I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:15You never got a date, right?
16:16No date.
16:17But Thamen's really not coming?
16:18I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind, but he won't budge.
16:20Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have
16:22ever seen.
16:23No.
16:24No.
16:25No.
16:26No.
16:27No.
16:28No.
16:29No.
16:30No.
16:31No.
16:32No.
16:33No.
16:34No.
16:35No.
16:36No.
16:37No.
16:38No.
16:39No.
16:40No.
16:41No.
16:42No.
16:43No.
16:44No.
16:45No way.
16:46I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:48And of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:52I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea
16:55will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:59At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:04Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:08Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:12Ooh.
17:13Trouble in cheater's paradise.
17:14Shocker.
17:15Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:18I don't even remember.
17:20You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single
17:33day.
17:34Yes, Damon.
17:36My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school
17:41dance.
17:42I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:47It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird.
17:52We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why?
17:55I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations,
18:00it was over before it began.
18:02Jay-Zoey.
18:03J-Zoey.
18:04Absolutely not.
18:05Well, more Zoe for me.
18:09Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Damon!
18:13Oh, it's Damon!
18:16Or should I say Claremont?
18:19Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Claremont.
18:23But you better, cause we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay.
18:26Bye!
18:27Hey, beautif-
18:29What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes!
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on, you're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully,
18:57I bet you can hear Jay-
18:59Yep, there's Jay, bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun,
19:06and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:09What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:13I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't.
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:30She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:34And then, you know, for the rest of the school year,
19:36because I would have to play in prom,
19:38and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen,
19:40and then-
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:44How could she not be?
19:46Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake.
19:51It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say.
19:53You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now,
19:58but I promise when you get out of high school,
20:00you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:02Wow, and you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature,
20:14maybe you should skip the dance together and get a cheese board
20:17and, you know, talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:23Oh look, someone my age is calling.
20:27I didn't mean- Claire-
20:28Bye.
20:32I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire!
20:41Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:44Whoa, did- did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base
20:57and just, you know, make sure that things don't get awkward tonight.
21:01You mean if we win?
21:03Uh, we're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset if we win?
21:11If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Aw, texting someone else?
21:18It'd be a shame if she were in, like, a secret relationship.
21:21That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did, but I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you and if I could take it back, I would.
21:36It's fine.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39Just, at least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:43Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:50I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:55Grand romantic gestures.
21:56Jinx!
21:57Jinx!
22:00Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:04Well, is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:10I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:14And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Me neither.
22:24I hope we win.
22:27So we at least get one dance together.
22:30Well, how about either way, we make it happen.
22:33One dance before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:42It was both.
22:45Fine.
22:47As long as you promise not to bust out your grandma moves.
22:50What? You mean...
22:52This one?
22:54Oh, God. My eyes!
22:55Stop it! My eyes!
22:56My eyes!
23:01What, like you can do better?
23:03Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:07Let's see, by all means.
23:08Oh, uh, sorry. Chelsea's calling me. I should get it. I'll see you later?
23:21Yeah, yeah. See ya.
23:33Hello?
23:34Hello? Hello?
23:35Just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:45Wow. You look incredible.
23:46Thanks. Are you... are you going somewhere?
23:47Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
23:52Look, I'm sorry about before.
23:53I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming and... I don't know, I really wanted you to be there.
24:02Yeah, I'm sorry too. I should've known how important it was to you.
24:03It's okay.
24:04God, how do you... how do you do this?
24:05You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:06If you think I'm going to let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy. Is this going to match your dress?
24:08You're not going to get to.
24:09I'm sorry about before.
24:10I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming and... I don't know, I really wanted you to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry too. I... I should've known how important it was to you.
24:20It's okay.
24:21God, how do you... how do you do this?
24:24You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:28If you think I'm going to let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:33Is this going to match your dress?
24:35You're coming?
24:37And you got me a corsage?
24:39Is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:41I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:44You're crying for me? Just kidding.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47Nothing. Nothing.
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well how about a little less chit-chat and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire, we've got a homecoming to get to.
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
24:58Okay.
25:00Okay.
25:15This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes!
25:22Yes!
25:23It is.
25:24I'm so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:28No.
25:29No, I mean, I'm...
25:30I'm not not watching hockey.
25:32Come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:47Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the first half of the day and then, you know, we get to the party later.
26:00Crap. Crap. Crap.
26:03Um, Nico? Guitar? Who flames his calling? Who's that?
26:07I completely forgot. I have a lesson now.
26:13Is this why you've gotten so into the guitar lately?
26:18Hey, my favorite student and my favorite student's friend?
26:24We were just watching The Long Way and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes. I see you took my recommendation. Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:35What?
26:37I'm not her friend. I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:41Who was just leaving. Bye, Damon.
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:46I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:49No! I mean...
26:51No! No!
26:53She's right. Music is so personal. So intimate. Something to be shared between two.
26:58Or three.
26:59Oh, no. Almost never three.
27:01Young love. Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love? Who said? I... I don't... we... I... I... we don't... um...
27:13Have you ever been in love?
27:17Of course.
27:19Yeah, I've been in love a bunch of times. I mean, not a... not a bunch of times. The normal amount of times.
27:27There's just a lot of pressure on when to say it, you know? There's just... there's a lot of stress and then you don't know who should say it first or when you should say it or if they'll ever say it back and...
27:39Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah!
27:52Damon?
27:53Hey, Zoe! What's up? How are you doing?
27:54I'm good.
27:55That's awesome! I'm... I'm also good. You know, I've been away at training camp for a couple weeks. Coming home tomorrow. So, here's a funny little question for you. Claire's guitar teacher.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:22Nico... yeah.
28:25He's... he's not even that good looking. Like, at all.
28:27Oh no, he's a solid 9.5 and then him playing guitar takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's... it's weird. You know, we... she's doubled her lessons while I've been away and we're watching movies they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay. I wouldn't feel great about it, but I'd be confident in my relationship. I would know that she really wants to be with me and not him.
28:59I just don't get it. I mean, she's being so secretive about it. I haven't even heard her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon, I don't know. Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:10Who am I gonna talk to, Zoe? Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew somebody that dated Claire and knew her really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah. Is that weird? I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me about this.
29:23Yeah, okay. You're right. You're good friends, though. Claire's lucky to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress. I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about. Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow? Focus on that.
29:36Yeah. Thanks, Zoe. I'll see you tomorrow.
29:49Hey, birthday boy.
29:50Not until tomorrow. Where's Jake?
29:53He's in the shower. He just got back from practice and he's disgusting.
29:57I was totally going to wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have your number.
30:02Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:04So what's on the agenda? What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:07Kidding. Obviously.
30:09Does perfect Claire have a perfect little date planned?
30:12Other than running off the guitar teacher? Probably not.
30:15Oh, that's right. She starts dying with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah, I set them up. He's amazing. So, so talented. So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean you set them up?
30:29Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn, so...
30:33Yeah, I don't know. I suggested Nico.
30:35Oh, great. So this is your fault. Thanks a lot. Where was I?
30:38Sitting right next to her, not listening per usual.
30:40That's not, that's not true. I listen.
30:45Whatever. Anyway, out of the kindness of my generous heart, I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have a few lessons with him. He teaches you so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand.
31:00What exactly wouldn't I understand? What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:03Music, art, culture, languages? You're not, like, afraid she's gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with. Are you?
31:14But we have conversations, Chelsea. Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:18Oh yeah, but what, huh? Hockey? And then hockey? Oh, of course, right. There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously though, Damon, hockey's like your one true love, and it's kinda boring.
31:29I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire, and I don't want her running off with some guitar-playing, art-culture-looking snob, alright?
31:41Look, I'm not saying I'm an expert on all things Claire, but dating brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked, and she's actually kind of-
31:52interesting. So, maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes.
32:00Yeah. It's actually not terrible advice.
32:05Considered my birthday gift to you.
32:07Gee, thanks a lot.
32:09So, what are you still doing here? Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:15Bye!
32:16Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
32:17Thanks, bye.
32:18Hey! I was just gonna call you.
32:19You're all dressed up.
32:20Damon?
32:21Damon...
32:30I've been wanting to tell you how I feel.
32:35And– and… I–I–
32:39I–I–
32:41–I– 생각을.
32:42I was just gonna call you.
32:43You're all dressed up.
32:45Damon, I've been wanting to tell you how I feel,
32:49and I, this was going to be your birthday surprise,
32:52but I just, I didn't think I could wait.
32:57You're the cream in the coffee, you're the apple of my eye.
33:15You make me wanna laugh and I think I'm gonna cry.
33:19Like you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
33:25I have to say, I...
33:31I love you.
33:34I love you too.
33:37Moment stealer.
33:39I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:41I love you so much, Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier, but I talked to Zoe and...
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and she told me not to worry.
33:49And she told me that she always has your back, which I love.
33:53And I talked to Chelsea.
33:56Ew, why didn't you talk to Chelsea?
33:57I don't know, she sucks.
33:59But she did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:02I wanna make more of an effort to share your interests, Claire.
34:05I wanna watch whatever you wanna watch and talk about musicals.
34:09Even the old ones, I don't care.
34:11Just, no subtitles. Deal?
34:13Deal.
34:14Okay.
34:15Babe?
34:16Yeah?
34:17Do you think I could finish my song?
34:18I worked really hard on it.
34:19Yes, please.
34:20Blue, white, baby, as bright as the sky.
34:21Hit it in the clouds and then we felt so high.
34:23I think you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
34:27I have to say, I love you.
34:34Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
34:39Do, do, do, do, do, do.
34:43Did you change your pillowcases?
34:58No.
34:59Claire, do not leave them there.
35:01That looks like trash.
35:03Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really, but yeah.
35:07Did you get the champagne?
35:09Yes.
35:10Chocolates, rose petals, massage oils, scented candles, all of that.
35:16Claire, I'm, I'm playing with you.
35:18I literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One, Damon's been in your room, and two, you're not a virgin.
35:24I'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers.
35:27True.
35:28That's awkward.
35:29Is there a term for that?
35:31Sleeping with brothers.
35:35Please, do not ever Google that.
35:40Ever.
35:41You're not helping.
35:42So, look, this is a big night.
35:45After tonight, that's it.
35:47What do you mean, this is it?
35:48Like, me and Damon.
35:50There's no going back.
35:51Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:54Have you guys been talking or something?
35:56No.
35:57Not talking.
35:58Just, I don't know.
36:00We dated for so long, it feels like a betrayal, you know?
36:04Yeah.
36:05And, plus, I know Chelsea broke up with him, so I know he's not in a good place.
36:10About time.
36:12She dragged that on long enough.
36:13What's that supposed to be?
36:15Nothing, Claire.
36:16I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal.
36:19You're good.
36:20You think they'll talk about it?
36:22Oh my god, what if they compare notes?
36:24Oh god, that's so awkward.
36:26I think the only one that gets to do the comparing is you.
36:29Plus, Damon is gonna be ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:34Why would you say that?
36:36So, I didn't even think of it like that.
36:39God, he's been with so many girls.
36:41What if he thinks I don't know what I'm doing?
36:44God, he thinks a lot.
36:46It's just what I needed.
36:47That's literally not what I meant at all.
36:51Well, thanks Damon.
36:53Wish me luck.
36:54Bye.
36:55Hey.
36:56You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good,
37:10I'll let it slide.
37:12Hey, uh, so I got some news.
37:13Bad news?
37:14No.
37:15Just, uh, do you remember Natasha?
37:16Natasha, your super hot ex who ran away to, like, live off the land in Japan?
37:18Ride her bicycle across Thailand, but yeah, great.
37:19So you remember.
37:20She's back.
37:21Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:22Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:23I know we're supposed to hang tonight.
37:24Do you mind if I rain check?
37:25Do I mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:26Hmm, let me think about that.
37:27I know it's a little bit weird, but I promise you just didn't know what she thinks.
37:30Okay.
37:31I was going to write down the line.
37:32I was going to write down the line.
37:33I was going to write down the line, but what do you remember?
37:34Do you remember Natasha?
37:35Natasha, your super hot ex who ran away to live off the land in Japan?
37:36I was going to ride her bicycle across Thailand, but yeah, great.
37:37So you remember.
37:38She's back.
37:39Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:40I know we're supposed to hang tonight.
37:41Do you mind if I rain check?
37:42Do I mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:44Hmm, let me think about that.
37:53I know it's a little bit weird, but I promise.
37:55But I promise, she just wants to stop by, show me some pictures, and she's leaving again in like a week.
38:00Wait, wait, she's coming over to your place?
38:02Why can't you just insta-stalk her like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually, uh, Duna. She is the literal girl version of you.
38:13That's exactly why we didn't work. Trust me, it's strictly a friend hang.
38:17I don't know. I know who you guys were when you were together. You couldn't keep your hands off each other.
38:21Yeah, now I can't keep my hands off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:25We both have exes, Claire. Come on.
38:28Don't forget I've watched you date my brother for two years.
38:30Don't forget I've watched you date my brother for two years.
38:34Okay, I don't want to fight. I just, I really wanted to spend time with you tonight.
38:38I was hoping this could be our special...
38:42She's here. I gotta go.
38:43Love you.
38:43I know I said I wanted updates, but definitely did not mean in real time.
39:00Ha ha. Funny. You know what else is funny? Damon, running off with his ex-girlfriend.
39:07Wow. Which one? Please don't say Natasha.
39:11Huh.
39:12Didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:15Thailand. In just for the year, sadly.
39:19Damon finally moving on must have triggered her spidey sense, and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night.
39:25Claire, she's an influencer. Not a comic book villain.
39:29Same difference.
39:30Okay. Natasha's back, but that doesn't have to mean anything. Was Damon acting excited or weird?
39:36He showered.
39:38Okay. He's pretty. He does that. Anything else?
39:43I trust Damon. I don't trust her.
39:48Shit. She just posted a story. I can't look at it. She'll know.
39:52She has 80,000 followers. She's not gonna see your name.
39:55I can't look, Zoe. You look. What is it? Are they kissing? Are they back together?
40:05Okay, maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out.
40:14Why would you have me look at that?
40:18This is it. You're gonna get married, have two and a half kids, and have a yurt in Iceland.
40:25You know, I did hear that Reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime, actually.
40:31Again, with them not helping. This was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives. I'm allowed to be disappointed.
40:37But you're being insane. Damon loves you. He's not getting back together with Natasha.
40:42Did you see the photo? He is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me, not her.
40:48They're not snuggling.
40:50And to be fair, you didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
40:55You didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
41:01What's going on? Why are you taking my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong with me. I'm just saying that, like...
41:07Like, whatever. I gotta go. Don't trip. I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:26Hi.
41:27You calling from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:30Nothing.
41:31Where are you? I thought you were hanging out with Natasha.
41:34Uh, yeah, I was, but, you know, there's only so many pictures of Thailand a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing. What? Nothing.
41:42Nothing, nothing? Or something, nothing?
41:44You were right. That was a bad idea. It was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends.
41:50She hasn't changed at all. I mean, she invited me to go to Bali with her, and she tried to kiss me.
41:56Wait. You kissed?
41:58No, no, she tried. Look, I'm really sorry, Claire. I shouldn't have put myself in that position.
42:04Did you want to kiss her?
42:05No way. Are you kidding? You're the only person I want to kiss. Like, ever.
42:10Why don't you say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you let me up? I'm outside.
42:16You're here?
42:18Wait, are you sure? I only have 700 followers.
42:21Please. You know she bought all those followers, right?
42:24What?
42:25100%.
42:26But, do I see some black silk under there? I'm much more interested in that. Come on, let me up.
42:32Keep going. Now, target zone for the tree. Punch it right for the front of the face. Palms are down. Elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:46Now, we're going to do this.
42:47Damon's texted me, I love you three times since this morning.
42:51Who knew he'd get so mushy after sex?
42:53That's so important.
42:53That's awesome.
42:55And he took me out for breakfast.
42:58Did I say that already?
42:59Like four times.
43:01Oh, well, now I guess I said it five.
43:03Anyway, could you hear that Natasha pays for her followers?
43:06How embarrassing and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about how...
43:12Uppercuts. Target zone. Where is it? Underneath the chin.
43:14Elbows are tight to the body.
43:15Now.
43:16Wow. That's actually the first question you've asked me in months.
43:22Whoa, are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad. I'm just... tired.
43:27Well, we can pause it. I mean...
43:29No, Claire. I'm tired of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating Damon.
43:35I don't know what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together, right?
43:39And then Damon came.
43:40And the only time you call me is to ask or talk about Damon.
43:44And now Damon's calling me to talk about you, and I am tired of it.
43:48We're supposed to be best friends, right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No, I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:55I am your best friend.
43:56No, I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:59Well, I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend,
44:03but I don't think it's fair to say that I've been a bad friend.
44:05I mean...
44:06Well, I think a good friend would notice that their best friend
44:08has been going through something huge the past few months.
44:12Oh, my God.
44:14What?
44:14Zoe, are you okay?
44:15Yeah, I'm actually great.
44:19I've been seeing someone, and it's getting pretty serious.
44:22But it's been exhausting not being able to just talk to you about it.
44:27You can talk to me about anything.
44:29This is so exciting.
44:30Who is it?
44:31It's not important.
44:32What do you mean it's not important?
44:35I want to know who stole my bestie's heart.
44:37Come on.
44:38She didn't steal anything.
44:39It just kind of happened.
44:42I didn't think we'd get along so well, but...
44:45She's just perfect.
44:48Okay, so we've established it's a girl.
44:52I mean, that shrinks the pool a little,
44:54but you still haven't given me a good enough hint.
44:56Okay, maybe she's not perfect,
44:58and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking.
45:00I don't know.
45:02I don't know what we are.
45:04It's like, we're dating, but we haven't put a label on it yet.
45:09I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:12What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:19I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:23What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:25Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:29Hold on.
45:31You're dating Chelsea?
45:33Like, like ruined my life, Chelsea.
45:37Are you kidding me?
45:38We hate Chelsea!
45:40You know she broke up with Jake, and he's like devastated, right?
45:43Okay, but we don't care about Jake.
45:45We care about me, right?
45:46So you're the other woman now.
45:48That's not fair.
45:50Especially because she wasn't even that into him.
45:52I'm sorry, what?
45:53She weaseled into our two-year relationship
45:56because she wasn't that into him?
45:59Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven with Damon?
46:02Because I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last three months.
46:05Well, I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough
46:08to hear of your disastrous plan
46:09to date the she-devil herself.
46:12I would have talked you out of it.
46:14You don't even know her, Claire.
46:15Seems like I don't know either of you.
46:17And whose fault is that?
46:19Listen, I can tell you exactly what Damon had for breakfast.
46:23But as soon as I share an important detail of my love life for once,
46:27you get up on your high horse
46:28and you rain judgment on everyone below you.
46:31I'm over it.
46:38Well, that went well.
46:44Uh-oh.
46:45How bad?
46:46If a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin,
46:50then that was a 14.7.
46:53Gross.
46:54I'm sorry, babe.
46:55I know it couldn't happen easy.
46:57But at least Claire stopped talking long enough for you to tell her?
47:00That feels like a small win.
47:02I guess.
47:03I don't know.
47:03It's hard because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling her.
47:07Like, I didn't say that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and Jake just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that.
47:13I think after last night,
47:15it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:23Chelsea, I really like you
47:25and I haven't been this happy with someone in a long time.
47:29I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt
47:32for five seconds to be excited for me.
47:36Whatever.
47:38I don't need her.
47:39I have you.
47:40As much as I'd love to have Claire out of my life forever,
47:44you guys have way too much history to throw it away.
47:46But that dumpster fire I was talking about?
47:48Yeah, it's active.
47:50Babe, I'm serious.
47:52You guys have been friends forever
47:53and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
47:57Babe, I'm serious.
47:58You guys have been friends forever
48:00and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
48:03Yeah, well, her 90 days have expired.
48:06They're done.
48:08I'm over it.
48:09I've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your mind,
48:12but for some reason with Claire,
48:14you just bottled it up
48:15and it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself.
48:18Well, she dominates every single conversation with
48:21me and Damon did this and me and Damon did that.
48:24So you're telling me you haven't had a single chance
48:27to tell her about us
48:28or about how you were feeling
48:29or you may be holding back
48:31because you knew how she'd respond.
48:35Maybe.
48:36Claire's the one who needs to apologize,
48:38but she's not the only one in the wrong.
48:43Why do you have to be so perfect?
48:46Bad habit.
48:47All right, let me figure this out.
48:52Okay, call me back.
48:54Bye.
48:57Hey, what's going on?
48:59Chelsea?
49:00Did I open a cursed box?
49:01Was I a serial killer in a past life?
49:04What horrible karma am I due
49:06that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love?
49:08She hasn't dated me.
49:09I will literally murder.
49:11She hasn't dated me.
49:12I will literally murder.
49:14Sounds like you'll be a serial killer in this life, too.
49:17Why aren't you more bothered by this?
49:19Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:23No.
49:24Look, she has just weaseled her way
49:25through our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it.
49:28I thought you guys were becoming buds.
49:29Didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:31Yeah, another way how she's ruined our lives.
49:35Why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:39What?
49:41Nothing.
49:41I just, I hope you weren't like this with Zoe.
49:45I think it's cool.
49:46Zoe's never really had a relationship stick, has she?
49:48So maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you
49:51could be something serious.
49:54Why'd she wait so long to tell me then?
49:56Maybe because she knew you were going to act like you did?
49:59Okay, so you think I'm the jerk.
50:01No, no.
50:03I just, I think it's,
50:04maybe it's your turn to be the best friend.
50:06Yeah, the best friend to someone
50:08who's just screamed at me.
50:10Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone.
50:12She's the chillest person I know.
50:14I'm sorry to say it, babe.
50:15You know I'm on your side,
50:16but if she's this upset...
50:19I was wrong.
50:21You're still very cute, though.
50:23And I bet you're even cuter when you apologize.
50:25Not that I've ever seen it,
50:27but I'm sure we'll get there one day.
50:30Don't hold your breath.
50:31Okay.
50:35I am going to give her
50:37the best, best friend apology she's ever had.
50:40You got this.
50:41I'm proud of you.
50:43And thanks for loving me,
50:45even though I'm a teeny tiny bit difficult.
50:48Of course.
50:50You got this.
50:56Pick up.
50:56Please pick up.
50:57Never have I ever...
51:01...been the biggest jerk
51:02in the history of the world.
51:04I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish to someone
51:07who's always been there for me,
51:09but yours works, too.
51:11I messed up.
51:13You messed up big time.
51:14I know.
51:15I freaked.
51:17I'm just...
51:17I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's name.
51:19But that doesn't matter.
51:24Because this isn't about me.
51:27Well, you're gonna be hearing it a lot more.
51:30Seriously, Claire.
51:31I've never felt this way about anybody before.
51:35I think she might be...
51:37...my person.
51:39If you're happy...
51:40I'm happy.
51:43Truly.
51:43Look, I love you, so...
51:46You're my best friend.
51:48And I'm yours,
51:49and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:51You're my best friend.
51:53And I'm yours,
51:55and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:57You know there's an app for that.
51:58Best friend for hire?
52:00Yeah, but unfortunately,
52:02they don't seem to have anybody as good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:05I'm sorry, too.
52:11I should've told you way sooner.
52:14It's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak out,
52:16which you did.
52:17And I know Chelsea's probably the worst person
52:20for this to happen with,
52:21but if you guys just gave each other a chance,
52:24I'm sure you would get along.
52:27Wait.
52:28Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:32But if you like her, I guess...
52:35she can't be all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the deets.
52:41You have dirt to catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just say last night wasn't just...
52:46your special night?
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