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00:00:00You are a fool, Fatim.
00:00:26You are a true patriot, or perhaps just well-trained.
00:00:38Now, I only need one answer from you.
00:00:42Who was the informant?
00:00:44And you'd be more afraid of the consequences in this room.
00:00:48Gustav?
00:00:49Yes, I swear to you.
00:00:55Gustav?
00:00:57Are you the informant?
00:01:02You came to my daughter's birthday party.
00:01:08No, he lies.
00:01:12I would never lie to you.
00:01:25Exactly.
00:01:26It couldn't be you.
00:01:32Let's try this again.
00:01:38What you say is your worst phobia.
00:01:43Please.
00:01:44No.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46No.
00:01:47No.
00:01:48No.
00:01:49No!
00:01:50No!
00:01:51No!
00:01:52No!
00:01:53No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:55No!
00:01:56No!
00:01:57No!
00:01:58No!
00:01:59No!
00:02:00No!
00:02:01This is not what my experiments were meant for.
00:02:06That's how our organization operates, Mr. Sokolov.
00:02:13Just be thankful for choosing to use someone from your country during these volatile times.
00:02:20Warfare's changing, and soon your experiments will be at the forefront of those changes.
00:02:27Just consider yourself lucky. You're on the winning side.
00:02:33Now, it's to my understanding that new batch is ready to be transported.
00:02:40No.
00:02:42Good.
00:02:44Our allies in the US were very pleased to study them up close for their research.
00:02:53You best start packing.
00:02:56You fly tomorrow.
00:03:00Don't fuck yourself.
00:03:05You can't transport me something like that.
00:03:08I do not care.
00:03:10You do not understand the consequences.
00:03:12Shut up and move.
00:03:15But don't.
00:03:16Move!
00:03:18Move!
00:03:21G fruit, float, leave!
00:03:26Move!
00:03:28Move!
00:03:31Move!
00:03:35Move!
00:03:36Move!
00:03:37Go!
00:05:09Funny coming from the girl who loves planes.
00:05:12Do not love planes, Gracie.
00:05:15My dad was the one who wanted me to join the RAF, like him, but you chose your own path.
00:05:20I know, I know.
00:05:21So, doesn't he track you with your phone?
00:05:25It's weird.
00:05:27Yeah, he does.
00:05:28I think he is just super overprotective after everything.
00:05:33I think he wants to make up for not saving her.
00:05:37I don't know.
00:05:38Well, you're coping really well.
00:05:40Seriously.
00:05:41And I feel much safer knowing that you're going to be on the play with me anyway.
00:05:45Well, I'm trying.
00:05:47Well, you're doing a good job, you bitch.
00:05:49Okay, that's enough.
00:05:52This is getting awkward.
00:05:53Beth!
00:05:54Beth!
00:05:55Give me a sec!
00:05:57I'm carrying like a hundred bags here.
00:06:01Beth, why are you carrying everything?
00:06:03Zach, maybe.
00:06:05Zach!
00:06:05What the hell?
00:06:07I've got really bad plumbing pins.
00:06:09Well, your arms are fine.
00:06:10You can still use them.
00:06:12Is this what a labour feels like?
00:06:16Nope, it's definitely from that curry you had last night.
00:06:19That's what I told him.
00:06:20Now you're going to have to get on an eight-hour flight with diarrhoea.
00:06:23You're a dickhead.
00:06:24All right, easy, Tiger.
00:06:26Just got to make a full take-off, then landing, and then spend the rest of the time out of the toilet.
00:06:31Look, I've had it up to here already with this trip, so get your shit together.
00:06:34Literally.
00:06:39Beth?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:42Why are you wearing sequins?
00:06:45Because I want to look good when I get there.
00:06:48You know we're going on hikes, right?
00:06:50Like up mountains and stuff?
00:06:51I'm representing Beth's boutiques, Corrine.
00:06:54I'm on brand until that plane takes off.
00:06:56Okay, Beth.
00:07:00But there'll be cities too, right?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03Yes!
00:07:04It's Columbia.
00:07:04There'll be something for everyone.
00:07:06I've made sure.
00:07:07Thanks for booking, babes.
00:07:08That's why I'm so useless at this stuff.
00:07:10You're not useless.
00:07:12Are you sure there's going to be enough toilets to actually take a shit in?
00:07:17I always forget you're so funny for someone who's dead inside.
00:07:20Ooh!
00:07:23Right.
00:07:23Does everyone have everything?
00:07:25Yes.
00:07:25Yeah?
00:07:26We're ready to go because we're not coming back.
00:07:28Okay?
00:07:30Yes.
00:07:31Let's go.
00:07:31Oh, dodgy stomach and half pain.
00:07:44I'm getting serious days.
00:07:45I'll go for the red and best of all.
00:07:46You better not shit on me again.
00:07:48Gracie, swap seats on me.
00:07:49I thought we agreed to never talk for that again.
00:07:51Who brought it up?
00:07:52Uh, why aren't you wearing your contacts?
00:07:55You're calling us a bat, you idiot.
00:07:56Oh, I'm sorry, Gracie.
00:07:57Maybe I was too busy pissing out my arsehole this morning, remember?
00:08:00You'll be fine.
00:08:02Until we hit turbulence.
00:08:03Ooh!
00:08:04Oh, better be the smooth sight then, Zachy boy!
00:08:07Oh, bloody hoax, oh!
00:08:09All right, man.
00:08:11There you go, Alex.
00:08:13Welcome.
00:08:14Welcome.
00:08:14Welcome.
00:08:15Welcome aboard.
00:08:16Welcome aboard.
00:08:17Welcome aboard.
00:08:17Welcome aboard.
00:08:17Welcome aboard.
00:08:17Welcome aboard.
00:08:18Hi, everyone.
00:08:19I'm here.
00:08:19Hey, all right.
00:08:26Oh, yeah.
00:08:27It's just like...
00:08:29This is so much rubber sense.
00:08:30These are not all Asian goods are like.
00:08:32They're just on and on and on.
00:08:33They're not nice.
00:08:34They don't want to.
00:08:35The American in the deep hill.
00:08:38Your animal control, a big store.
00:08:39Be my life alone.
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:42Yeah, you know.
00:08:43But obviously, when it's licked, when it's the boy,
00:08:45they don't care.
00:08:46Ow.
00:08:46how we're looking today
00:08:53generally pretty smooth sailing
00:08:56you might hit a few bumps shortly after takeoff but
00:08:59nothing too eventful standard journey then
00:09:01looks at it
00:09:03I might actually hold off on the coffee
00:09:09don't want another huge disaster
00:09:10yeah three hours you left me last time
00:09:14oh it was two
00:09:15three hours cargo full of stinking animals
00:09:19never again
00:09:21why is it so empty
00:09:28it's a cost-of-living crisis
00:09:30I mean the reason we're going to Columbia
00:09:32is thanks to Kareem's relatives
00:09:34and them putting us up
00:09:35as for everybody else
00:09:36must be seeing family I guess
00:09:38sorry I just need to get there
00:09:43we'll be coming around with the drinks
00:09:45how long after the plane takes off do you think I can order alcohol
00:09:49we'll be coming around with the drinks Trotty as soon as the super light goes off
00:09:54thank you I was just asking for a grieving friend
00:09:56Gracie what
00:09:58look if that was not getting shit-faced this one is
00:10:02I don't want to be partying the whole time I actually want to remember this one
00:10:06we're going to have a great time and make loads of memories
00:10:09I think yeah sure just watch out for those creepy crawlies
00:10:16at least don't
00:10:17now
00:10:19you don't need to bring this
00:10:29you don't need to bring this
00:10:29you don't need to bring this
00:10:30you put that up there
00:10:32who's already
00:10:56No, no. I'm still feeling it from last night.
00:11:00What are you, you melon? Passing jar.
00:11:06A bit later then?
00:11:08Oh, to be young again, eh?
00:11:10I don't feel young. I feel like a middle-aged woman.
00:11:16Sorry.
00:11:22Are you all right?
00:11:23I feel like you've got a flop.
00:11:25Oh, God.
00:11:26Let's stick back to me, Matt.
00:11:27Let's just get from there.
00:11:28Oh, come on.
00:11:29No.
00:11:43Another one?
00:11:45No, not another one.
00:11:47The one.
00:11:49I think you said that two girls ago.
00:11:54No, this one.
00:11:55She's different.
00:11:58She's special.
00:12:03I remember that feeling.
00:12:06You know, I think it's time I spent more time down here on the ground, maybe, than up there in the clouds.
00:12:12All the time?
00:12:12Maybe.
00:12:13Maybe.
00:12:14I don't want to see my little girl growing up through pictures or something.
00:12:20No.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21You know, I might actually miss you.
00:12:28Really?
00:12:30I guess I might miss you, too.
00:12:37Just a little bit.
00:12:40Good afternoon.
00:12:41Good afternoon.
00:12:41Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:45Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:00On behalf of your boarding crew, we'd like to welcome you on board this flight with us today.
00:13:04Before we depart, if I may have your attention while our cabin crew demonstrate the safety features of this flight.
00:13:10More coffee? Yes.
00:13:15What? I'm helping your face, your fingers.
00:13:23So kind. Now sit back.
00:13:26What would be your biggest fear, Beth? Running out of designer dresses.
00:13:32So funny. What would be yours? Wearing one.
00:13:35Guys, we haven't even left yet.
00:13:38Sorry, babes.
00:13:39Gracie, you know I love your Wednesday Addams look.
00:13:42What about you, Zach?
00:13:47Zach.
00:13:48Zach.
00:13:50Zach.
00:13:51Zach.
00:13:51Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.
00:13:53What? I'm trying to finish this sale.
00:13:56Why are you still working?
00:13:58I didn't have any holidays to ever take off.
00:14:01So I only came up with a genius idea at the time I bought some work from home.
00:14:04Why wouldn't you just call in sick?
00:14:07I can't keep doing that anymore, you know.
00:14:09I'm not 20, Gracie.
00:14:15Hey!
00:14:16You're such a bitch.
00:14:17Oh, my God.
00:14:23Captain crew, traffic take off.
00:14:27Engage flaps.
00:14:30Absolutely.
00:14:31Moving to take off mode.
00:14:35Bring up landing gear.
00:14:39Leads up.
00:14:42All stabilised.
00:14:44All stabilised.
00:14:45And...
00:14:47Engage.
00:15:09...
00:15:10...
00:15:12Approaching 37,000 feet, and leveling off.
00:15:42Look, before you start, this rich car won't leave me alone.
00:15:49Jason?
00:15:50No.
00:15:52William.
00:15:53William?
00:15:55Keeper?
00:15:56No, definitely not.
00:15:58It's the way he'd go, and his wallet definitely doesn't help.
00:16:01Well, you know, you'd have to stick with one sooner or later.
00:16:06That you know me.
00:16:07I'll pick later.
00:16:09It's more fun.
00:16:10Well, later, we'll come and see what we think.
00:16:12That's what Brendan always says.
00:16:13Mmm, Brendan.
00:16:15Are we still packing?
00:16:18Hmm?
00:16:19Hmm?
00:16:20Obviously.
00:16:21Yeah, I knew it.
00:16:23Don't you stop out?
00:16:25There's more of that also.
00:16:26Right?
00:16:27Yeah.
00:16:28That's what I mean.
00:16:29I'm about to get the present.
00:16:30Do I know that?
00:16:31No, no.
00:16:32No, no, no, no.
00:16:34No, no, no, you don't.
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:38Oh, oh, oh!
00:16:39Ah!
00:16:40That's what I mean!
00:16:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:43I know!
00:16:44I know.
00:16:45Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:16:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:47Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing some mild turbulence.
00:16:52We should be through it very shortly.
00:17:17All right, bam!
00:17:47Let's go!
00:18:17Do you mind?
00:18:33Can you eat any less like a pig?
00:18:41I can't take this anymore.
00:18:43Stuart!
00:18:45Yeah?
00:18:46I refuse to sit here with this swarm of fun life.
00:18:51I wish to be moved up to first class.
00:18:54I'm sorry, sir.
00:18:55I can't do that.
00:18:58Don't give me that.
00:19:00I've requested it, and that is the service you shall provide.
00:19:04That's what you do!
00:19:05Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:19:06You are staff!
00:19:07That's not something we offer, okay?
00:19:10I don't belong in these squalid conditions.
00:19:16Now find me a seat in first class is instant.
00:19:19I'm not going to ask a third time.
00:19:21Sir, please sit down.
00:19:23I'm not going to let you into first class without a first class ticket.
00:19:29You've listened to me.
00:19:32I have friends in very high places.
00:19:37Do you have any idea how difficult I can make things for you and the entire airline?
00:19:42If I...
00:19:43If I...
00:19:44Please...
00:19:49I don't think you want me to risk that.
00:19:53Do you?
00:19:56Just what I thought.
00:19:59Problem?
00:20:00Well, let me just up here.
00:20:04Let's see what I can do, yeah.
00:20:07Don't wait.
00:20:19Yeah, I mean, Kieran was going to do that, but...
00:20:22I'm fine, whatever I did.
00:20:25What the hell was that?
00:20:30What the hell was that?
00:20:55I hope this is to your satisfaction, sir.
00:21:25I see...
00:21:26Okay, let's see what you gave me.
00:21:28Go me.
00:21:29Okay, John, you start coffee.
00:21:30I don't think nobody else to do anything.
00:21:31Okay, that hit you.
00:21:32I'm fine.
00:21:33You Alle broth and I can see the nor电 it out on deck.
00:21:35It's been crazy here you can tell trainings and dorm plus a two-way act
00:21:36I got ready.
00:21:39It's been too late.
00:21:41Because, it's been tough for now.
00:21:43No, I'm so sorry.
00:21:45No idea, you definitely вот.
00:21:48Why don't we see this or no knowledge?
00:21:50It's been good for now.
00:21:52Oh, my God.
00:22:22Well, that was a little rougher than expected.
00:22:44Yeah, is everything intact?
00:22:47Appears to be.
00:22:49Oh, no.
00:22:50What?
00:22:50There seems to be a bit of a temperature fault in the holes.
00:22:55This has gone up quite a bit.
00:22:57I think I'm going to need to check this out.
00:22:59No, I'll go.
00:23:01You went last time.
00:23:02All right, well, take the torch.
00:23:06I know you don't do so well in the dark.
00:23:09That's because it's pitch black, you dickhead.
00:23:12Hey, don't forget who's in charge, eh?
00:23:15Sorry.
00:23:17Just don't crash the plane while I'm on.
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20I will do my best.
00:23:27Excuse me.
00:23:28Everything is or can hold.
00:23:30There is nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:32There is just a little bit of turbulence.
00:23:33No, no, you don't understand.
00:23:35They are very fragile.
00:23:37Like this, it could be, it could be catastrophic.
00:23:40There is absolutely nothing to worry about, sir.
00:23:42Everything in the hole is safe.
00:23:44Okay?
00:23:45You don't know.
00:23:46I have to check.
00:23:47Please remain in your seat.
00:23:48You don't understand.
00:23:51Take a seat, sir.
00:23:52It is a biological phenomenon.
00:23:55I am sure it is, sir.
00:23:57Look, try to remain calm.
00:23:58I can guarantee it's safety.
00:24:00Now, please take a seat.
00:24:04Everything is going to be fine.
00:24:06Pista.
00:24:09Said nothing.
00:24:14Oh, I think it's coming.
00:24:16Are you crowning, Zachy?
00:24:18Oh, I think it's toilet time.
00:24:25There goes Zach.
00:24:30Hey, it's kind of nice out there now.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:48Oh, my God.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:17Oh, my God.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:26:17I'm a wanker.
00:26:19I'm a gruddle of this, man. I'm not fucking scared of anything.
00:26:23What was that?
00:26:27I fucking hate spiders.
00:26:29What the fuck?
00:26:35What the fuck?
00:26:47Oh, fuck!
00:26:48Son of a bitch!
00:26:51Fuck!
00:26:52Fuck! Why is it always fake?
00:26:58It's fucking everywhere.
00:27:06What the fuck is going on?
00:27:13It's drilling.
00:27:22Fuck!
00:27:29What the hell was that?
00:27:31That?
00:27:32Didn't that man say something about the halt?
00:27:34Yes, but look, it's fine. Everything's secure.
00:27:37Yeah, I know, but I definitely heard something move down there.
00:27:40Just be Julie.
00:27:42Yeah, Julie.
00:27:46Fuck!
00:27:52Oh!
00:27:59Chicken!
00:28:04Chicken!
00:28:05Chicken!
00:28:06That was so good, right?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:34Whoa, whoa, wait.
00:28:36You know, give me your number.
00:28:39We could do this again sometime.
00:28:42Um, no.
00:28:45No.
00:28:49Fuck, that was hot.
00:28:51Oh, fuck.
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:29:28Honey, you okay?
00:29:42Gina, what's the matter?
00:29:44My God!
00:29:46Stuart!
00:29:46Stuart, help!
00:29:48Please do something!
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:51He just started composing!
00:29:53No, nothing!
00:29:54Everybody stay calm!
00:29:57Come through, sir.
00:29:59QM!
00:29:59Get the gentleman some water, please.
00:30:01Everybody's getting up.
00:30:02We need to get him to the medley area immediately.
00:30:04Madam, could we just...
00:30:04Everyone else stay calm, please.
00:30:07I'm too unmover for this shit.
00:30:15Jesus Christ, Stephen.
00:30:17Who the hell are you?
00:30:21These readings can't be right.
00:30:24Left one, three, four, three.
00:30:27Look at the fucking state of me.
00:30:37Like fucking Nick Fury.
00:30:40What the fuck's going on in this plane?
00:30:42Oh, my God.
00:31:03I love you.
00:31:07yeah that's defo's act wow he's overdramatic
00:31:20hey something serious is going on and we have a right to know what
00:31:28hey what the hell is going on sir we really need you to stay sitting in your seat
00:31:36no this is not on we'd serve an explanation to what's happening here
00:31:40you want to know what's going on then sit in your seat and shut up
00:31:43you're going to find out soon enough what are we supposed to do in the meantime
00:31:49wait until somebody else gets hurt sir if you stay sitting in your seats
00:31:53nobody else is getting hurt steven
00:31:56steven are you in here
00:32:04steven if you are messing about again i will kick your fucking antipodeon
00:32:20jeez fucking christ
00:32:23get off me
00:32:27no get back
00:32:28fuck
00:32:34zach zach what is happening to your asshole
00:32:39would you like someone in there with you
00:32:42beth no
00:32:43hi you were in there running
00:32:46exactly it's not my turn
00:32:48kareen
00:32:49zach you need to unlock the door
00:32:52shit it's not budging
00:32:55i think it's shit
00:32:56it's still budging
00:32:57get out
00:33:02i think he's genuinely getting worse
00:33:11did that idiot actually lock himself inside
00:33:14i'll go get a key
00:33:18we're gonna get you out zach
00:33:22no we're not
00:33:23hello
00:33:26excuse me
00:33:28we need help
00:33:29my friend's trapped in the toilet and he's hurt
00:33:32two minutes
00:33:33two minutes
00:33:35bet coco chanel didn't have to put up with this crap
00:33:41okay so my friend's trapped in the toilet he's really unwell we're trying to get him out and
00:33:50oh my god
00:33:53oh my god
00:33:55paul
00:33:55what the hell happened
00:33:58spider's in the hole
00:34:01steve is dead
00:34:04oh my god
00:34:05spiders
00:34:06they got out
00:34:07run
00:34:10no
00:34:10no
00:34:12no
00:34:12no
00:34:12no
00:34:12no
00:34:12no
00:34:12no
00:34:12spiders
00:34:14fucking spiders
00:34:17wait
00:34:18so who's fine that
00:34:20oh my god
00:34:21there's spiders on the plane
00:34:23no
00:34:24no
00:34:25no
00:34:26no
00:34:27no
00:34:28no
00:34:29no
00:34:30no
00:34:31no
00:34:32no
00:34:33no
00:34:33no
00:35:03I can't see it, come on!
00:35:17What the fuck is that in here?
00:35:29Giant fuck off spider!
00:35:33Are you alright?
00:35:40Oh fuck, we need to block it up!
00:36:00Stop him!
00:36:07Stop him!
00:36:09Stop him!
00:36:15Stop him!
00:36:19One moment!
00:36:22Get it out!
00:36:26That's not gonna hold for long.
00:36:28You guys okay?
00:36:32Physically, yeah.
00:36:35Mentally, no.
00:36:37There are dog-sized spiders killing people on a plane two meters away from us.
00:36:44My therapist isn't gonna believe this.
00:36:46What are we gonna do?
00:36:51What?
00:36:53What?
00:36:54They really don't cover man-eating spiders in training.
00:37:00They really don't cover man-eating spiders in training.
00:37:07Mind me to get a new job?
00:37:09Mind me to get a new job?
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11Girls!
00:37:12Girls!
00:37:13Where's that?
00:37:14Any chance of that drink yet?
00:37:16Ugh.
00:37:17Ugh!
00:37:18Ugh!
00:37:19Ugh.
00:37:20Uhh.
00:37:21Guth!
00:37:22Guth!
00:37:23Where's that like?
00:37:24Any chance of that drink yet?
00:37:25Uhh...
00:37:27drink yet how's it hanging in there Zaki I've seen bad ideas how are you yeah
00:37:51fine store is still not budging I just don't know what to do all those eight-legged freaks still out
00:38:04there yeah loads we're safer now
00:38:21so
00:38:24so
00:38:29so
00:39:03Where the fuck did they come from?
00:39:25I heard the pilot say they were in the hold.
00:39:29So this is the only safe place now.
00:39:32Surely you're not allowed to transport things like that on a commercial flight.
00:39:36No, definitely not.
00:39:37You can't even take a big boy bottle of war on, can you?
00:39:40I don't know if you saw those things, but they weren't exactly normal-sized spiders.
00:39:43There's something wrong with them.
00:39:44Not wrong.
00:39:47Where the fuck did you come from?
00:39:49I am hiding back here.
00:39:51I know I stand no chance at the attack.
00:39:53The strength of an answer is more deadly than any creature on Earth.
00:39:56It was him.
00:40:04He said something about the hold earlier.
00:40:07No.
00:40:08I brought them on board.
00:40:11I am responsible.
00:40:12You're a psycho!
00:40:13Crazy!
00:40:15Are you some kind of terrorist?
00:40:17Yeah, I promise.
00:40:19Maybe we take them to America.
00:40:22Take two leading scientific experts to study.
00:40:26This is an incredible breakthrough.
00:40:28We can alter the genetics of species in base we never thought possible.
00:40:32This is quite impressive.
00:40:33What, so rich pricks can get richer than you?
00:40:37You think this is some kind of scientific breakthrough?
00:40:41Look at what these things have done.
00:40:44All these dead people.
00:40:46They're on you.
00:40:47I'm not one sister.
00:40:48I don't want to help people.
00:40:49I want to help them.
00:40:51You're not doing a very good job, are you, sunshine?
00:40:53You can say that again.
00:40:54Yeah.
00:40:55I don't like your stuffy, stumpy air hostesses.
00:40:58What?
00:40:58Please?
00:40:59Excuse me.
00:41:01Shh.
00:41:01I think you need to be quiet, you Russian prick.
00:41:09Now this is the only safe space for us.
00:41:14We can't just stay in here forever.
00:41:17She's right.
00:41:19We need to land.
00:41:21The pilot's dead.
00:41:22As is the co-pilot.
00:41:25What?
00:41:27So who's flying the plane?
00:41:29I must be on autopilot.
00:41:31Yeah, the fuel doesn't last forever.
00:41:36We're going to have to find someone to land this plane.
00:41:38So basically we're fucked.
00:41:46The toilet's free if anyone needs it.
00:41:48Holy shit, what happened to your eye?
00:41:50Don't ask.
00:41:51The little bastard must have crawled into my contact lens.
00:42:10Because I didn't see it until I put it in and it was literally right there staring at me.
00:42:14And it bit you.
00:42:16Well, yeah.
00:42:18Jesus.
00:42:20Thank him for that.
00:42:21The reason they're on this plane.
00:42:23Who the fuck is that guy?
00:42:25Some crazy Russian scientist who's gone and doomed us all.
00:42:29Oh, well.
00:42:30That says it all.
00:42:32Thanks a lot, mate.
00:42:33I'm not crazy.
00:42:37So what are we going to do, then, huh?
00:42:40Well, we don't have any other choice.
00:42:43We've got to find somebody who can land this plane.
00:42:45No.
00:42:52No, I can't.
00:42:54Of course you can.
00:42:54You've flown planes before.
00:42:56What, you've flown planes before?
00:42:58You kept that quiet, didn't you?
00:43:01My dad taught me to fly when I was younger, but that was a long time ago.
00:43:06I don't know if I could fly something this size, let alone land it.
00:43:11Well, either way, you've got more experience than the rest of us, so I'm all for it, yeah?
00:43:14Yeah, he's right.
00:43:16Thanks.
00:43:17You've got more experience than anyone here, so at this stage, that counts.
00:43:21Right now, he's better than nothing.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23No, we are running out of time, guys.
00:43:26You don't have to do this.
00:43:28We can find another way.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:33What?
00:43:44We can find another way.
00:44:05Hey, hey.
00:44:18I said run.
00:44:23No.
00:44:24I don't shut up, but run.
00:44:26Go first.
00:44:27It's closer to me.
00:44:28You go first.
00:44:29I'll do it.
00:44:31I'll cover you.
00:44:32Man, trust me.
00:44:34I'll go after you, you go first and trust me man. Shut up and run. Go.
00:44:43What do you do?
00:44:48I know what I'm doing man.
00:45:04Ow.
00:45:27We can do this together.
00:45:30You're not alone.
00:45:32I can't lose you guys too.
00:45:36You've always had our back. Now let us have yours.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:50We need to get to the cockpit.
00:45:51Okay, so the only way is through there, through the cabin and up to the cockpit door at the front, yeah?
00:45:57Yeah, but the stairs that go up to the cockpit is right next to the hatch that leads down to the hold where the spiders came from.
00:46:04Unless everyone in there has managed to kill all the spiders, I'm guessing it's a whole lot worse in there than it is in here.
00:46:11How do we know that until we go through and look?
00:46:15All right, I'll look.
00:46:17All right, I'll look.
00:46:28It's bad.
00:46:30Great.
00:46:31I guess we have no other choice.
00:46:38It's time to kill some spiders.
00:46:41Yes.
00:46:42Yes.
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:44Yes.
00:46:45That's not bad.
00:46:46No.
00:46:48No, no.
00:46:52Yes.
00:46:53Anything else.
00:46:54Yes.
00:46:55Yes.
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:58Yes.
00:46:59Yes.
00:47:00Yes.
00:47:01Yes.
00:47:07Yes.
00:47:08Let's go.
00:47:38I'll have that.
00:47:50Diogen and a tennis racket?
00:47:53I mean, I don't exactly carry weapons around with me.
00:47:56It's gonna have to do.
00:47:58For you?
00:48:01Always hated PA.
00:48:05For you?
00:48:06For you?
00:48:07Haven't you got anything sharper?
00:48:10I'm out for fucking revenge, man.
00:48:12I'm aiming straight for their beady little lies.
00:48:16I'm sorry, I haven't got anything to give you guys.
00:48:20Not these.
00:48:20If not, there's always stomping on the fuckers.
00:48:25As long as they're dead, I don't really care.
00:48:27Hello?
00:48:30What about me?
00:48:34What did I do?
00:48:35Time you bring giant, killer spiders on a plane.
00:48:38You should have a better plan.
00:48:40You know, just on the off chance that all hell breaks loose.
00:48:42I've had no choice.
00:48:46You always have a choice.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:54Plan.
00:48:54We take down the barricade as quickly as we can.
00:48:59I'll run straight through to the cockpit, taking out any eight-legged fucks along the way.
00:49:04You guys cover me until I get to the cockpit door.
00:49:07Okay?
00:49:08Then, once we've cleared the area,
00:49:10Kieran and I,
00:49:12we're gonna look for survivors.
00:49:13We will.
00:49:14Well, actually,
00:49:17I'm gonna stay back here with that Russian fuck.
00:49:21Yes, you.
00:49:23In case they come from behind.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:28Serve you a drink at the bar, yeah?
00:49:31I had nothing to defend, my focus.
00:49:35Good.
00:49:35Someone didn't even trust you with a wooden spoon,
00:49:37let alone a deadly weapon like this.
00:49:38Just use anything, you idiot.
00:49:46Idiot.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Let's do this.
00:49:53They're more afraid of you than you are.
00:49:55They're more afraid of you than you are.
00:49:57They're more afraid of you than you are.
00:49:58They're more afraid of you than you are.
00:50:08No.
00:50:20No.
00:50:21No.
00:50:21Help!
00:50:51No, no, no, no!
00:50:54Get in my hand, get in my hand, get in my hand!
00:51:09No, no, no!
00:51:21No!
00:51:32No!
00:51:33No!
00:51:34No!
00:51:35Get off me!
00:51:37No!
00:51:38No!
00:51:39No!
00:51:40No!
00:51:41No!
00:51:42Stop!
00:51:43No!
00:51:44No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:46No!
00:51:47No!
00:51:48No!
00:51:50Is that it?
00:51:59Yeah.
00:52:00I think that's all of them.
00:52:03Guys, it's clear.
00:52:05You can come out now.
00:52:08We're coming.
00:52:10Come on.
00:52:12Come on.
00:52:13Yeah, I only look after my son now.
00:52:19What?
00:52:20I don't trust any of you after the way you treat me.
00:52:22I know you would not help if I needed it.
00:52:24You say, that is my choice.
00:52:26It is my choice.
00:52:27Oh, you're afraid.
00:52:30Why?
00:52:31Stay here.
00:52:32I'll have those Russian balls.
00:52:36You're a snark.
00:52:38You clapped my balls.
00:52:42What's up?
00:52:43Where's Paddy?
00:52:45He's nursing an injury.
00:52:46I'm sorry.
00:53:08You're alive.
00:53:09I have to land the plane.
00:53:22Shit.
00:53:22I can't stop the bleeding.
00:53:25Only anyone left.
00:53:28Stay with me.
00:53:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:34You can't die.
00:53:35You need to help me land the plane.
00:53:37I can't move.
00:53:43Use the radio.
00:53:46I'll talk you down.
00:53:47I can't do it.
00:53:51I can't do it.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:54Let me help you up.
00:53:54Come on.
00:53:55The door.
00:54:03The code.
00:54:05The code.
00:54:08Three.
00:54:12Nine.
00:54:15Three.
00:54:15Nine.
00:54:17Seven.
00:54:18Seven.
00:54:20Three, nine, seven, what?
00:54:21Please.
00:54:24No.
00:54:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:29Three, nine, seven, what?
00:54:33Please.
00:54:33Please.
00:54:35I can't be alone.
00:54:36Please, please, please.
00:54:44Guys.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:46Hide.
00:54:51What the fuck is that being?
00:54:55No.
00:54:56I don't want to die.
00:54:58I don't want to die.
00:54:59You're not going to die.
00:55:00Okay.
00:55:01You're not going to die.
00:55:02I'm kids.
00:55:04I'm friends.
00:55:05I'm not going to die.
00:55:05Look at me.
00:55:06Okay.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08One day.
00:55:09You are going to make a great night.
00:55:11Okay.
00:55:12Oh, my God.
00:55:13We're going to get through this.
00:55:15Yeah.
00:55:15We're going to get through this.
00:55:16Get through this.
00:55:17Oh, my God.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:20Oh, my God.
00:55:21Oh, my God.
00:55:22Oh, my God.
00:55:23Oh, my God.
00:55:24Oh, my God.
00:55:25Oh, my God.
00:55:26Oh, my God.
00:55:27Oh, my God.
00:55:28Oh, my God.
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:30Oh, my God.
00:55:31Oh, my God.
00:55:32Oh, my God.
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:34Oh, my God.
00:55:35Oh, my God.
00:55:36Oh, my God.
00:55:37Oh, my God.
00:55:38Oh, my God.
00:55:39Oh, my God.
00:55:40Oh, my God.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:43Oh, my God.
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:45Oh, my God.
00:55:46Oh, my God.
00:55:47Oh, my God.
00:55:48Oh, my God.
00:55:49Guys, what are we going to do?
00:55:54Ben?
00:55:55Ben?
00:55:56Ben?
00:56:00Oh, sorry.
00:56:09You're going to shoot it?
00:56:13It's only one bullet.
00:56:15I don't think it's going to be enough to kill that thing.
00:56:19What?
00:56:21I go to shooting ranges all the time.
00:56:23I don't know.
00:56:25That's what we do.
00:56:26You don't think she should be able to shoot that thing?
00:56:28She goes to shooting ranges all the time.
00:56:30That doesn't mean she's good at it.
00:56:32She's never let what done with me, Black.
00:56:33Guys, shut up.
00:56:34Let me think.
00:56:39Fuck.
00:56:44Three, nine, seven.
00:56:46One.
00:56:46Three, nine, seven.
00:56:48Two.
00:56:48Three, nine, seven.
00:56:50Three.
00:56:53Three, nine, seven.
00:56:54Four.
00:56:55Fuck.
00:56:55Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:56Three, nine, seven, eight.
00:56:58Oh, fuck.
00:56:59Three, nine, seven, nine.
00:57:01Yes.
00:57:02Fuck.
00:57:06Fuck.
00:57:08Fuck.
00:57:08Fuck.
00:57:09Fuck.
00:57:10Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
00:57:29The pilots are dead. Please, please. Someone help.
00:57:32I need help landing the plane.
00:57:35No. No.
00:57:39Fuck.
00:57:40Oh, my God.
00:57:50Please.
00:57:54Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:57:59Come on.
00:58:00Okay. Here's what we're going to do. You guys sneak to the front of the plane. Find yourself a chair and strap yourself in. I'll distract the big fucker.
00:58:18No. What I'll do is I'll wait for it to be in place and I'll shoot out one of the windows, which will suck it out, which will give us time to get to the cockpit.
00:58:25But when you get blown out, too? I'll strap myself in as well.
00:58:28Oh, come on, guys. I know it can be useless sometimes, but we need to help Kareem, and this is all we've got.
00:58:35Beth, you're not useless.
00:58:37But this is insane.
00:58:39I've got this.
00:58:39Just come back, okay?
00:58:48I will.
00:58:49Remember, hold on for dear life, okay?
00:58:51I love you guys.
00:58:55You've got this.
00:58:57Let's do this.
00:59:02Hey, you moody bitch! Come over here! Come and get me!
00:59:05Woo! I'm over here! Come and get me!
00:59:07Spin this, motherfucker!
00:59:37Come on, Dad!
00:59:42Come on, Dad.
00:59:59Come on, Dad.
01:00:01Come on, Dad.
01:00:07Corrine?
01:00:14Corrine?
01:00:15Dad?
01:00:17Are you there?
01:00:19Corrine, is that you, Corrine?
01:00:22Dad, can you hear me?
01:00:24Yes, I can hear you, darling.
01:00:26Jesus Christ, where are you calling from?
01:00:28I'm calling from the plane.
01:00:30From the...
01:00:31What, are you sure this isn't a bloody Reading thing?
01:00:35No, Dad.
01:00:36I know this is going to sound crazy.
01:00:39But there are giant killer spiders on board.
01:00:42They've killed nearly every person here, including the pilots.
01:00:47It's just me and my friends.
01:00:49I don't know what to do.
01:00:50I need your help.
01:00:55Dad?
01:00:56Dad?
01:00:56I'm here.
01:00:59Right, this is what we're going to do.
01:01:03You're going to reprogram the FMS, okay?
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:13So, what I want you to do, start pulling back on the throttle really slowly, right?
01:01:19I'll contact air traffic control and tell them that you're coming, okay?
01:01:24Okay.
01:01:25You're doing really well, darling.
01:01:27All right?
01:01:28Just keep your composure.
01:01:30Shit.
01:01:33Dad, I can't do this.
01:01:35Yes, you can.
01:01:37I'm losing control.
01:01:38I'm sorry.
01:01:39No.
01:01:41No, no.
01:01:42No, I can't lose you as well.
01:01:43I'm sorry.
01:01:44I can't.
01:01:47I miss her so much.
01:01:52I know, me too.
01:01:55Then where were you?
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:01But I'm here.
01:02:03Okay?
01:02:05And I know that doesn't make up for it.
01:02:08But I love you so much.
01:02:11Your mum and I both do.
01:02:14I'm not saving her.
01:02:15It will be the biggest regret of my life.
01:02:17But I'm here now.
01:02:20And you will land this plane.
01:02:22I know.
01:02:23I know, you will land this plane.
01:02:25I know that I do.
01:02:26I know.
01:02:27I know, that's nice.
01:02:27I know.
01:02:27I know.
01:02:28I know.
01:02:29I know.
01:02:29I know.
01:02:30I know.
01:02:32I know.
01:02:34I know.
01:02:35Oh, my God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:35Oh, my God.
01:04:05Oh, my God.
01:04:35So, I want you to deactivate the autopilot, and then you've just got to nail the landing.
01:04:46Just nail it, yeah?
01:04:47You got it.
01:04:48Okay.
01:04:49Okay.
01:04:50Okay.
01:04:51Okay.
01:04:52Karin?
01:04:54Dad?
01:04:55Karin?
01:04:56Dad?
01:04:57Karin?
01:04:58Dad?
01:04:59Karin?
01:05:00Dad?
01:05:01Karin?
01:05:02Dad!
01:05:03Karin!
01:05:04Oh, fuck.
01:05:06Oh, fuck.
01:05:07Oh, fuck.
01:05:08Oh, fuck.
01:05:09Oh, fuck.
01:05:13Oh.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:16Oh, fuck.
01:05:17Oh, fuck.
01:05:27Oh, fuck.
01:05:29It's all I love is with.
01:05:37Love is with no matter how much it's mentioned.
01:05:59I haven't been so happy to see you in my life.
01:06:09You should have seen Beth.
01:06:10She turned into a fucking special ops agent.
01:06:12Well, you know, when the pressure's on,
01:06:14someone's got to take control.
01:06:16I always knew you were a dark horse.
01:06:18I know I'm half blind right now,
01:06:19but are you really flying this plane?
01:06:23Yeah, sort of.
01:06:25I was just on the phone to my dad,
01:06:26but the signal cut.
01:06:28And, uh, the radios are busted, so...
01:06:32Are we going to make it?
01:06:33Yeah, my dad's got us heading back towards the airport,
01:06:36so as soon as we're below 10,000 feet...
01:06:39Yeah, we're going to make it.
01:06:43You know what?
01:06:45This whole thing has got me thinking.
01:06:47If we make it out of this,
01:06:49I'm going to change my life around.
01:06:51No more distractions.
01:06:53I'm going to focus on me now.
01:06:54That's very nice, Gracie.
01:06:56Yeah.
01:06:56Well, I guess you've just got to be attacked
01:06:58by hundreds of giant kind of spiders.
01:07:00That's a poor thing, so it's better there.
01:07:03Guys, look.
01:07:05We're going to make it.
01:07:09Thank God, because...
01:07:11I was starting to get really...
01:07:12Oh, my God, Gracie!
01:07:15Look how much you're bleeding.
01:07:16Oh, my God.
01:07:16I saw a first-year kid downstairs.
01:07:19I'm going to go and get her.
01:07:19No, Zach, do not!
01:07:20No way!
01:07:21Listen, she's not fine.
01:07:23I'm fine.
01:07:24We killed them things.
01:07:25Corrine, concentrate on land on the plane.
01:07:27Beth, look after Gracie.
01:07:29No, Zach!
01:07:29Don't!
01:07:30Don't!
01:07:30No, Zach!
01:07:32Stumass.
01:07:32Fucking dickhead.
01:07:35Fuck.
01:07:36Fuck.
01:07:37Fuck.
01:07:38Fuck.
01:07:38Fuck.
01:08:00Fuck.
01:08:00Fuck.
01:08:06Fuck.
01:08:06Fuck.
01:08:07Fuck.
01:08:08Gracie!
01:08:37Gracie! Gracie, look! We're nearly there, okay?
01:08:42Wouldn't it be easier if we just jump out of the plane? I'm sure there's person somewhere.
01:08:47That's your concussion talking. We're not jumping out of the fucking plane.
01:08:50You wanna suck the fun out of everything.
01:08:53Yeah, well you weren't complaining earlier.
01:08:56You know what? I never got that drinks menu.
01:08:59We are gonna get so many cocktails. Just stay away, okay?
01:09:03Okay. Oh, by the way, I slept with someone in the toilet.
01:09:08What? You did what?
01:09:10Was he cute? Yeah.
01:09:12He's probably dead now. Oh.
01:09:15Yeah. At least I don't have to call him.
01:09:18Yeah? Easier than ghosting.
01:09:21Oh, that is so awful.
01:09:24Oh, shit. Shit. They're not.
01:09:31Zach!
01:09:32Gracie!
01:09:33What are you doing?
01:09:34No!
01:09:35Gracie!
01:09:36Gracie!
01:09:39Gracie!
01:09:40Zach!
01:09:41Gracie, see, wait!
01:09:42Zach!
01:09:43Zach!
01:09:44Oh, shit.
01:09:47Oh, fuck.
01:09:49Okay, what do we do? What do we do?
01:09:51Oh, fuck!
01:09:53Fuck, fuck!
01:09:54Fuck, you alright?
01:09:55Oh, fuck.
01:09:56I had struck her.
01:09:57Look.
01:09:58Oh, fuck.
01:10:00Fuck!
01:10:02Fuck, anyone!
01:10:04Oh, fuck!
01:10:05Oh, fuck!
01:10:06No!
01:10:07Oh, fuck!
01:10:08Zach!
01:10:09Oh, fuck, stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12Oh, fuck!
01:10:13Oh, fuck!
01:10:14Oh, fuck!
01:10:16Oh, fuck!
01:10:17Oh, fuck!
01:10:18Oh, fuck!
01:10:19Gracie, no!
01:10:20Pacey, no! No!
01:10:29Pacey! Pacey!
01:10:31Pacey!
01:10:32Pacey!
01:10:33Pacey, hold on!
01:10:34Pacey!
01:10:35Pacey, do not let go, okay?
01:10:37Pacey, come on!
01:10:38Pacey, you can fucking do it!
01:10:40Come on, hold on!
01:10:41No!
01:10:42No!
01:10:43No!
01:10:44I love you guys!
01:10:45Just try!
01:10:46No!
01:10:47No!
01:10:48No!
01:10:49No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:53Fuck!
01:10:55Fuck!
01:11:01No!
01:11:03No, no, no, no.
01:11:33Where the hell have you been?
01:11:42Beth?
01:11:43Beth?
01:11:47Beth?
01:11:48Beth, where are Zach and Gracie?
01:11:54Beth?
01:11:54Beth, where are they?
01:12:12Oh, fuck!
01:12:14Oh, fuck off!
01:12:17For God's sake!
01:12:20Beth?
01:12:21Beth?
01:12:22I'm going to need you to buckle your seatbelt now, okay?
01:12:25Beth, buckle your seatbelt on.
01:12:28Beth?
01:12:32Buckle up, fucker!
01:12:34No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:37Fuck off!
01:12:38Fuck off!
01:12:40Fuck off!
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01:13:16OK, great, so I'm going to put you down for 500 orders of the baby blue tartan skirt and
01:13:27the pink sweater vest.
01:13:30So the bag is actually on Marc Jacobs, but I could call Marc and see how quickly he can
01:13:33get some over to you.
01:13:35OK, great.
01:13:36OK, bye.
01:13:37It's been one month since the eight-legged fly disaster where four 20-year-olds landed
01:13:43a spider-infested commercial flight, which tragically only had three survivors.
01:13:49The three survivors wished to remain anonymous, but felt that their friend Gracie Townsend
01:13:53should be known as a hero, as without her, they would all have lost their lives.
01:13:58There are still more questions than answers.
01:14:00How did the victims survive this horrific incident?
01:14:02Where did the spiders come from?
01:14:04And are there still more out there?
01:14:07Back to you, Tom.
01:14:09I can't believe it's been a month already.
01:14:13I can't stop thinking about her.
01:14:16Yeah, me too.
01:14:18I'm going to take her bag over to her folks' place later, if you want to come.
01:14:23Yeah, I'll come.
01:14:25That'd be nice.
01:14:27Eww!
01:14:28Zach, stop creeping around!
01:14:29It's grossing me out!
01:14:31You said if you kept doing it, we could take him to a lab.
01:14:34I'm a serious fashion-blogger now, Corrine.
01:14:35I can't be living like this.
01:14:36It's like having our own little pet!
01:14:37No, a pet is a bunny rabbit or a puppy dog.
01:14:38This is like living with a fucking Halloween decoration.
01:14:39I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:14:41I swear this is the best thing that's happened to me.
01:14:51It's like living with an uncle now on me.
01:14:58It's okay.
01:14:59It's so funny.
01:15:00Don't go back.
01:15:01It's so funny.
01:15:02I'm not sure.
01:15:03I never did see anyone at home.
01:15:06It's so funny.
01:15:07I was thinking, but these aren't as big as they're in here.
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