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Brock Lesnar

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00:00Introducing
00:14instrument number one, accompanied by Paul Heyman.
00:18He is the WWE Champion, Rob Lesnar.
00:26Ladies and gentlemen, this is unprecedented tonight.
00:28Never before in history, as the WWE Champion declared that he would enter
00:33the Royal Rumble match at number one, but Brock Lesnar has done just that.
00:37And my question to you is this, Booker, if you're Brock Lesnar, why?
00:43I mean, come on, I mean, a chance to make history,
00:45a chance to go to WrestleMania with that chance, being that guy, come on.
00:50I think at this point in his career, Brock Lesnar doesn't need to prove anything
00:54to anyone but in the Beast's mind, this is the final thing that he has left to prove in WWE.
01:01Remember, the winner of the Royal Rumble match will main event WrestleMania.
01:04You see the stoic look of confidence on the face of the WWE Champion.
01:25Brock Lesnar ready for battle, a test of endurance he's not even experienced in the past.
01:30Brock Lesnar won the Royal Rumble match back in 2003.
01:35Let's see who he will square off with to start the Royal Rumble match tonight.
01:47Hello, I am Elias!
01:49Houston, we have a problem.
02:05But Elias is here to solve it.
02:09See, in the ring, we've got a braindead gorilla and his fat zookeeper.
02:17And they don't seem to understand that there is a truth that you cannot deny.
02:23It is a universal truth that I'm sure everyone here knows.
02:29And that is that WWE stands for-
02:33That's it WWE stands for-
02:38Sing it, baby.
02:41They're singing for me, Brock, you hear that?
03:03And now I'm gonna sing for you, I wrote a little song called Sacrificial Lamb.
03:09And it would help me a lot if y'all could clap along.
03:14The Sacrificial Lamb is heading to the ring.
03:22But before I do, I got one more song to sing.
03:28Rock Lesnar's pacing, he's ready to attack.
03:37Hey, man, keep your damn mouth shut, I'll smash a guitar on your back.
03:43Oh, baby!
03:57Well, Brock Lesnar has heard enough and he's going right after Elias.
04:02Lesnar is incensed.
04:03This was not a smart move to incite the beast, Elias.
04:06And now Elias into the ring and the first two men will start the Royal Rumble match for
04:102020.
04:11And Lesnar with a takedown and now hammer it away on Elias.
04:14Look, guys, it's a time to entertain, it's a time to be serious.
04:17And right now, Elias is not focused.
04:20Brock Lesnar is, however.
04:22Elias, who began last year's Rumble at number one and didn't last long,
04:26maybe on the same fate here tonight, and a German suplex.
04:30Space City is becoming Suplex City.
04:34Listen, some could say that what Brock Lesnar's attempting to do is beyond
04:38confidence, it's downright arrogance.
04:40However, if anyone in WWE possesses the skill set necessary to achieve this feat,
04:45number one in winning the Royal Rumble, it is Brock Lesnar,
04:49the greatest combat athlete in sports.
04:52My God, Lesnar with a guitar across the spine!
04:57Talking about playing a tune.
04:59That is what the beast is all about.
05:02Now Elias can write a new song about
05:04that time I jumped head first into a meat grinder.
05:07Because that's what this is all about.
05:08There goes Elias.
05:09Elias eliminated by Brock Lesnar.
05:13See, that's what coming out here playing games to get y'all.
05:16Hope everybody in the locker room took-
05:32and you can start, you know,
05:41and you know what I was going to do.
05:44Can you have a map?
05:46I'd like to say about the first time,
05:48look, where we all go.
05:50And you've got the first time I was like,
05:52what's going to be like?
05:53You don't know, the only thing you could do is
05:54look at the first time you can do.
05:56You've got the last time you get there.
05:58You don't know, you don't know.
05:58You don't know, you don't know.
38:29Thank you,
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