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00:00:01How many can we get hold of?
00:00:03Well, we need to walk.
00:00:04Wait a moment how you can get the better.
00:00:06OK, then, yeah.
00:00:07How you doing?
00:00:08You all right, mate?
00:00:09I just want to see you.
00:00:10All right.
00:00:11All right.
00:00:12Yeah, all right.
00:00:13You just beat us down the road.
00:00:14Hey, Ray.
00:00:15How you doing, Ray?
00:00:16Good after yourself.
00:00:18Hey, I was about to send out a search party.
00:00:20Yeah, I'm picking your deaf granddaughter up
00:00:22during my ballet lessons,
00:00:23dropped her off at her mums.
00:00:24Where's Billy One Punch?
00:00:25Looks like he's been knocking one out.
00:00:28How's he feeling?
00:00:29Yeah, he's all right.
00:00:31Billy!
00:00:33Can you wash his hands?
00:00:34It's getting double naughty out there.
00:00:36There's old Bill all the way down from the roundabout.
00:00:38Oh!
00:00:39Oh!
00:00:42Let's go.
00:00:43He's got a Kamera PJ Masks
00:00:53Toadock!
00:00:55Come on!
00:00:56Oh!
00:00:57Oh, I know!
00:00:58It's not happening yet!
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:00Oh, God!
00:01:02See you!
00:01:04Oh!
00:01:05Take it!
00:01:06Take it!
00:01:07Take it!
00:01:08We're got to Tuckoo!
00:01:09Okay.
00:01:10This is Armade.
00:01:11Hey, Jay, we should be the front man here.
00:01:23No one knows who we are these days.
00:01:25We're having a laugh.
00:01:27We're the staff of legends.
00:01:28I haven't been for years.
00:01:30How are you feeling?
00:01:30I don't know, you know, all right.
00:01:33Don't feel as if I'm on my way out.
00:01:35What the hell are we doing here, Billy?
00:01:36We're faces, Ray.
00:01:39Keep up, Tom.
00:01:41Come on, boys.
00:01:57Come on, boys.
00:02:01Come on.
00:02:03Get out of here!
00:02:33Hey, hey, hey, let's do above the market and block them off there.
00:03:01Don't quite.
00:03:03Take a little stroll down the chair and pick off the stragglers.
00:03:06It ain't gonna happen. Look at the old building all over.
00:03:11I might head back as it goes.
00:03:13What? How about again?
00:03:15They never come and watch me.
00:03:17Saw a pony since Sky took over. I'm with Raimondo.
00:03:20I'll tell you what.
00:03:21Don't fuck I retired from all this malarkey.
00:03:24Come on, you old kids.
00:03:31Why don't you come back down the steps, Mr. Bryan?
00:03:54Because today's the day.
00:03:58Today's the day.
00:04:01Today is the day.
00:04:06I thought we knew it wouldn't happen.
00:04:09I mean, I knew we wouldn't get it on.
00:04:11Yeah, well, the old people have got it sewn up these days, didn't they?
00:04:13We should have left it up.
00:04:15What?
00:04:16A glorious memory.
00:04:17We should have.
00:04:18You're not eating their sausage?
00:04:19Yes, I am eating their sausage.
00:04:20I mean, five bits of fruit and veg a day.
00:04:21What's all that about, eh?
00:04:22Living longer, you're numpty.
00:04:25Yeah, it's not.
00:04:26I didn't do anything.
00:04:27I thought we knew it wouldn't happen.
00:04:28I mean, I knew we wouldn't get it on.
00:04:30Yeah, we all have people have got it sewn up these days, didn't they?
00:04:31We should have left it up.
00:04:33What?
00:04:34A glorious memory.
00:04:37We should have.
00:04:39You're not eating their sausage?
00:04:41Yes, I am eating their sausage.
00:04:43I mean, five bits of fruit and veg a day.
00:04:46What's all that about, eh?
00:04:47Living longer, you're numpty.
00:04:50Yeah, well, like, no offense, Bill, you know.
00:04:55That's why Gwen keeps telling me.
00:04:57She's forever forced feeding me broccoli.
00:04:59You should look after your diet.
00:05:01Oh, shit, pure Baileys as it is, that fruit and veg loosening me up.
00:05:06I don't know about you, but today it weren't like me old days.
00:05:11I felt more like the sealed knot.
00:05:13What's the sealed knot?
00:05:15They reenact the old battles.
00:05:17Oh, and Jess, that was Vikings and that.
00:05:19Seen them over at the forest.
00:05:21Bunch of tarts need twatting.
00:05:23Oi, oi, oi, oi.
00:05:24Not while I'm munching.
00:05:26Christ on a bike.
00:05:27What?
00:05:28Nothing.
00:05:29It's just a few years ago we were toe-to-toe fighting with
00:05:33northern monkeys after a shed-load of Colombian,
00:05:36and now we can't even have an oily.
00:05:38It was all wank, though, really, wasn't it?
00:05:40They were good days.
00:05:42I don't care what anybody says.
00:05:45You got your sherbet here, eh?
00:05:47Good.
00:05:48Don't mind if I do.
00:05:49Lift down.
00:05:50Don't put the meter on.
00:05:51I'm your best mate and you love me.
00:05:55It's eight years since we buried Janie.
00:06:00That's why you're feeling a bit...
00:06:02...nuftry.
00:06:03No, I'm not feeling...
00:06:06...anything.
00:06:07You put a right damn scribb on the proceedings.
00:06:10Have me sausage there.
00:06:12Lovely.
00:06:13All right.
00:06:14Get off.
00:06:15Get off.
00:06:45I know!
00:06:49What do you know?
00:06:53The boys are filing into assembly.
00:06:57I'll make sure this trunk's sent onto your father's house today.
00:07:01I ordered you a taxi for the airport...
00:07:06...and I found this.
00:07:08Thought you might...
00:07:09It was in the archive room in a box getting dusty. I put it in a frame, just a
00:07:18cheap frame. So got everything. One bag will travel. You must come back and tell
00:07:29the boys all about it. Everything's going to be fine. Make a list. What do you
00:07:39mean? Like you're always telling the boys. Make a list of all the things you want to
00:07:45do. Oh, I'll miss you.
00:07:57And finally, today is a special day. A special day for school. A special day for a much-loved
00:08:13master. It is his last day with us. He has reached the ripe old age of 65 and it is my
00:08:21onerous duty to bid a fond farewell to Mr. Bryant, who has quite literally been with
00:08:27us all his life.
00:08:35Come on up, Mr. Bryant. Or as he's better known, Beaky.
00:08:44Beaky started out here as an eight-year-old lad at the end of the war. Stayed on as assistant
00:08:49latin master and forgot to leave. Mr. Bryant has been a loyal servant to this school. No,
00:08:55seriously, Beaky, would that we could all feel as satisfied at the end of our working
00:09:00lives as you must today. And I have a small token of our appreciation.
00:09:18We weren't certain of the sartorial code in Botswana, but we thought, well, we couldn't
00:09:24go far wrong with a safari jacket.
00:09:25So can you do.
00:09:32Well, boys, it'll feel odd getting up in the mornings and not coming into hall for assembly.
00:09:54Well, this little place has been my entire world for so many years now.
00:10:08At this point I loved and we grabbed a good fit and found a great job for the
00:10:10time to walk to the table of my house.
00:10:12Oh, I need to see.
00:10:13Well, it was the last time I agreed on the leaving house of my house.
00:10:16That's the day of my house.
00:10:18So, my life was a long time for me, I was to talk with me, and I will be
00:10:21like a little bit closer.
00:10:24Damn that's true.
00:10:25I would be like this.
00:10:26That's true.
00:10:27That's true.
00:10:28I've been a beautiful job.
00:10:29That's true.
00:10:30I have never seen women.
00:10:31I would be like this one before you.
00:10:32Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:10:54Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm Keith Rowe.
00:11:02Actually, could you drop me off at the Carwell Clinic, please?
00:11:25What, you don't want to go to the airport?
00:11:28No, thanks.
00:11:29Is that OK?
00:11:30Guess it'll have to be, won't it?
00:11:34Sorry for any...
00:11:35I'm looking after the grandchildren tonight, so...
00:11:39I'll pay you what I should have paid you for the airport.
00:11:44Don't worry about it.
00:11:45The Carwell, yeah?
00:11:48Today, the Carwell.
00:11:50Tomorrow, the world.
00:12:00Go, mate.
00:12:01Thanks.
00:12:02Thanks very much.
00:12:05Thanks very much.
00:12:35...
00:12:41I'm sorry.
00:12:42This is very big, what I need for now?
00:12:44It's room for the, this equation to be a hunk.
00:12:47And you can find two moreées.
00:12:49It's room for the main reason we可以.
00:12:50You haven't got to get quietly.
00:12:51Till then, I öld ANGEL.
00:12:52Next time's the先.
00:12:53I vienen to sing together.
00:12:54The problem?
00:12:55I don't think of anything.
00:12:56Do they want to go?
00:12:57MUSIC CONTINUES
00:13:27I don't know why we just didn't relocate to mind that.
00:13:31Because we always have it here.
00:13:33Yeah, all I'm saying is...
00:13:34It's fine here.
00:13:36I know.
00:13:36We've all seen your house, Ray.
00:13:39I know you've seen my house.
00:13:40Ignore.
00:13:41Let's just enjoy our magnificent Sunday lunch.
00:13:44Well done, Ray.
00:13:45Well done, Dad.
00:13:52To Mum.
00:13:55Grandma.
00:13:56To Mum.
00:13:56To Grandma.
00:13:57This is it.
00:13:58To Mum.
00:13:59Right, you don't need to do the set, guys.
00:14:00Harvey.
00:14:05What do you mean by that?
00:14:07Nothing.
00:14:08So how was your sleepover, Adam?
00:14:10Yeah, it was all right.
00:14:11He's really only been able to do it on a Saturday.
00:14:13What's that, then?
00:14:14Sleepovers.
00:14:15The amount of prep he gets during the week.
00:14:17Poorly old bugger.
00:14:19He loves it, don't you, Adam?
00:14:21Yeah, sometimes.
00:14:23It's all been worthwhile, hasn't it, eh?
00:14:24What's that little expression your teacher says?
00:14:27Reasons at seed.
00:14:28Exactly.
00:14:29And that little maxim hasn't done you any harm, has it?
00:14:31You know what I mean?
00:14:32My little Adam's always got his nose in a book.
00:14:34Well, no, Kelly's in the network, isn't it, Kelly?
00:14:36The B-team, Dad.
00:14:37Yeah, yeah, but you've got to watch it, aren't you?
00:14:41Center.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:42Well, that's good, is it?
00:14:45Yeah, that's really good.
00:14:46Is that good?
00:14:47I was a center, Kelly.
00:14:50I haven't seen the world.
00:14:55I've never been on a plane that isn't heading to Spain.
00:14:57Does anybody want me to make some more gravy?
00:15:06It's a bit waltzy, Dad.
00:15:07Oi, be quiet.
00:15:08It's lovely, Dad.
00:15:12What?
00:15:12I'm not allowed an opinion about the gravy now?
00:15:14No, not today, you know.
00:15:19Is it all right?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:23Yeah.
00:15:23Yeah.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:27I'm sorry, Dad.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Okay, so he's got a bit more money than us, but the way he looks down his nose.
00:15:38Who?
00:15:38And can you honestly tell me that my kids wouldn't have done as well as Adam if we'd paid?
00:15:42I'd quite like mine to have piano lessons, French children.
00:15:45You're so lovely.
00:15:46And they've got everything.
00:15:48Because they've got a lovely mum.
00:15:52I'm sorry, I don't want to spoil your day, Dad.
00:15:54You're not spoiling my day, am I, daft?
00:15:57I'm sorry.
00:16:06Do you miss her, Dad?
00:16:13Yes, mate.
00:16:14He has. It's not mine.
00:16:16Has he ever even given you anything for running Adam here, there and everywhere?
00:16:20I don't want anything. I like picking him up and that.
00:16:24You've got a tea towel, Dad. Jordan spook his carpet everywhere.
00:16:28Well, I'd better clear it up, then, Adam.
00:16:30When you say everywhere, what do you mean? The floor, the carpets...
00:16:32Well, everywhere. All over himself.
00:16:34That's not everywhere, is it?
00:16:37What's she got the arseache about, eh?
00:16:39Get me a pie of it, darling. Just eat what you can.
00:16:51Right. Listen up, everybody.
00:16:55We've got an announcement to make.
00:16:57An announcement?
00:16:58What's that, then?
00:17:04We're having another baby.
00:17:06Bloody hell.
00:17:09Four.
00:17:10Congratulations, darling.
00:17:12Thanks, Dad.
00:17:14Four.
00:17:16We always wanted a big family.
00:17:18Where's it going to sleep, babe?
00:17:19I'm going to make some bunks.
00:17:21Bunks?
00:17:22We've been blessed with another baby, and you're concerning yourself with sleeping arrangements.
00:17:26I wish I've got some shampoo in the cupboard. Never mind.
00:17:28Good on you. Well done. Cheers, Ray.
00:17:30Well, while we're on the subject of announcements...
00:17:33You're not up to death as well, are you?
00:17:35We only wanted one.
00:17:38Tell them, Ray.
00:17:40Well, um...
00:17:42He's got into Harrow.
00:17:45What do you mean?
00:17:47Adam's won a place at Harrow Public School.
00:17:50When you say won a place, does that mean you don't have to pay?
00:17:54I know. We've still got to pay.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:57Audient school?
00:17:58I know you've come back a right little toff.
00:18:00Well, that's all right.
00:18:03Isn't it, Ray?
00:18:07Double celebration.
00:18:08I'll go get her some wine from the fridge.
00:18:24I hope it's the girl.
00:18:26Oh, that would be nice, eh?
00:18:28I've still got your old cot up in my loft.
00:18:31I'm the only girl in my class who has to share her bedroom with her brothers.
00:18:34Does this label look all right?
00:18:37It's only a £2.99 bottle, but it looks more.
00:18:41I'd love my own bedroom.
00:18:43Well, you're gonna have to wait and see.
00:18:46Has Mum said anything?
00:18:48About what?
00:18:49Swapping.
00:18:51Swapping what?
00:18:54Nothing.
00:18:57Well, only because you've got three bedrooms and you're just the one.
00:19:00I'm gonna swap my houses.
00:19:10Let's go and celebrate, eh?
00:19:15Bye, Dad.
00:19:16Bye, Dad.
00:19:17Bye, Dad.
00:19:23Bye, Dad.
00:19:24Bye, Dad.
00:19:25Bye, Dad.
00:19:26Bye, Dad.
00:19:56Bye, Dad.
00:19:57Bye.
00:20:26Good afternoon, sir.
00:20:28Yeah, all right.
00:20:29A fella come in the other day, Mr. Bryant.
00:20:32Who shall I say is asking for him?
00:20:34Oh, no. The thing is...
00:20:36Hello, Mr. Bryant. You have a visitor.
00:20:39Mr...?
00:20:40Oh, just Ray, the cabbie.
00:20:43Ray the cabbie.
00:20:47Room nine. Take the lift to the first floor. Turn right.
00:20:50Oh. Right.
00:20:56PHONE RINGS
00:21:00Yeah, sorry, mate.
00:21:02Nothing too.
00:21:04It's just you left your jacket in the back of me cab.
00:21:07Yes.
00:21:09Sorry?
00:21:10I did.
00:21:12Shall I put it...?
00:21:16Thank goodness for that.
00:21:18I thought you were going to be one of our, you know, visitors' patients.
00:21:21Would you like a cup of tea, sir?
00:21:23I'm all right, as it goes.
00:21:24How's it feeling?
00:21:26Like someone smashed me in the face with a rather large house.
00:21:30It could get easier in time.
00:21:32That's what they said when my wife died.
00:21:36Anyway, I'm off to you. I'll see you, mate.
00:21:38Nice to see you again.
00:21:40Who are you? Sit down.
00:21:44Lovely. Now, you two have a nice chat, and I'll pop back with some biscuits.
00:21:49I think there's some kind of patient's notice board in the nurse's station.
00:21:55And if you get a lonely tag, they plague you.
00:21:59Yeah?
00:22:00Never leave you alone.
00:22:02Forever coming in with cups of tea.
00:22:04I'll go be off.
00:22:05Yes.
00:22:06Before she gets back.
00:22:07That's more than sinus trouble.
00:22:08I've been called Beaky for half a century, so...
00:22:10I thought I'd... you know.
00:22:12Oh, a nose job. Good for you.
00:22:13They say it'll look worse before it looks better.
00:22:14Well, let's hope so, eh? You're looking all right, old two and eight.
00:22:15No, friends.
00:22:16Oh, none taken.
00:22:18Oh, I just thought...
00:22:27Um...
00:22:28Well, I just thought, um...
00:22:29that's more than sinus trouble.
00:22:30I've been called Beaky for half a century, so...
00:22:33I thought I'd... you know.
00:22:34Oh, a nose job. Good for you.
00:22:36They say it'll look worse before it looks better.
00:22:38Well, let's hope so, eh? You're looking all right, old two and eight.
00:22:40No, I just thought, um, if you need a cab when you're coming home, there's me a number.
00:22:52Oh, you know, just in case.
00:22:53Well, if you need a cab, you probably don't, but if you do.
00:22:58Thanks.
00:23:00Thanks a lot.
00:23:10Well, it's 50 minutes piano practice, Dad.
00:23:15Don't let him stop after five, all right?
00:23:17How's he doing with it?
00:23:18Oh, very good, yeah.
00:23:19He's, um, he's got his great four coming up.
00:23:22Your mum made lessons when she was little.
00:23:25I wonder if that's where Adam gets his musical talent.
00:23:27No, then his dad's very musical.
00:23:30We're only going for a ruby in the village, Dad.
00:23:32We'll be back in a couple of hours.
00:23:33Okay, mate.
00:23:35Do you want a little half glass?
00:23:37No, honestly, you're all right.
00:23:38Might do a bit of work after as it goes.
00:23:41Just a couple of hours.
00:23:42Dad, relax.
00:23:44You're an old man.
00:23:44Get your feet up.
00:23:45You shouldn't be out there gallivanting.
00:23:46What are you talking about?
00:23:48Look, Denny's only a list, so, um, you'll know when to pick up Adam this week, if that's all right.
00:23:54Not too old for that, then.
00:23:56Dad, I'm not having a pop.
00:23:57I'm merely saying that your retirement age is a fact.
00:24:00Well, what I want to retire for?
00:24:01I'm not ready to retire.
00:24:02What the hell do I do if I retire?
00:24:04Sitting indoors, waiting to die?
00:24:08Hello, Ray.
00:24:09You don't need the doorbell chime.
00:24:10No, I'll come round the back.
00:24:13Mm-mm.
00:24:15Now, please allow Adam to finish his piano practice.
00:24:18He'll play with you afterwards.
00:24:19Dad was just saying he likes the beach cabinets.
00:24:20Is he?
00:24:21That's nice.
00:24:22Little Ray was saying it was bespoke.
00:24:24Well, there'd be a little point buying a house like this and putting it in flat pack.
00:24:28Cost more than a swimming pool, don't it?
00:24:29Oh, don't doubt it, boy.
00:24:30We are not buying a swimming pool, Ray.
00:24:50All I'm saying, right, it's like a conveyor belt, isn't it?
00:24:53Life.
00:24:54Yeah, whatever, Billy boy.
00:24:56It's like a conveyor belt and I'm...
00:24:57Yeah, just about to sop my lofty end.
00:25:00I said not cheese and onion, H.
00:25:03We're on the front line here, Nero Monde.
00:25:05And there's Nish and Monde that's being a deal about it.
00:25:08My daughter thinks I'm ancient and I'm still getting wet dreams.
00:25:11People should be made to retire at 65.
00:25:14I'm serious.
00:25:15Out with the old, in with the new.
00:25:17How can I ever retire, you tart?
00:25:19I've got no pension, no savings, no nothing, mate.
00:25:21I'll be laying carpets when they're laying me and my body back.
00:25:25You going to Cardiff, Billy?
00:25:27What's your name, Ray?
00:25:28What's that?
00:25:29On a white day.
00:25:30What for?
00:25:31What for?
00:25:31A laugh.
00:25:33Don't know, it's often to be arsed.
00:25:39Yeah?
00:25:42Oh, yeah, right, right.
00:25:45Oh, for sure, no problem.
00:25:46See you in five.
00:25:47Regular customer.
00:25:53Column down.
00:25:55It's your shop.
00:26:10You all right?
00:26:11You look better already.
00:26:13You think so?
00:26:14Not half.
00:26:15To be honest, I can't remember whether it was, like, right prominent or not, but if you don't like it, change it.
00:26:22Exactly.
00:26:25I didn't want to go too mad.
00:26:34And you really want to see the world?
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:39It was in that list in your jacket.
00:26:41I was looking for a name.
00:26:44Starting with Botswana.
00:26:46What's all that, then?
00:26:47Safari or something?
00:26:49No.
00:26:50Well, maybe.
00:26:51I'm going to spend time in every country that draws me, that has, uh, an allure.
00:26:59What are you going to do when you get there?
00:27:04I shall decide when I'm there.
00:27:07Huh.
00:27:07I'm serious.
00:27:09My plan is not to have a plan.
00:27:12Any road up Potter's Bar for now.
00:27:16I'm going to spend a couple of weeks with my father.
00:27:18But then, I'm up, up, and away.
00:27:23I like it.
00:27:25What?
00:27:26I don't know.
00:27:27The idea that you're going off.
00:27:30You're doing what the rest of us don't even dare to think about.
00:27:35The news is the shape of things to come.
00:27:37Ha!
00:27:39Ha!
00:27:39Ha!
00:27:41Ha!
00:27:46Ha!
00:28:03Ha!
00:28:06Ha!
00:28:07Dad!
00:28:12Dad!
00:28:17Dad!
00:28:20Dad!
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:24I was...
00:28:25Oh, my God!
00:28:26Dad!
00:28:27You're freezing!
00:28:30I didn't think I...
00:28:37I can see you.
00:28:51Thanks very much.
00:28:59He's stable.
00:29:02Well, that's good news, yeah?
00:29:04Please don't feel you have to stay.
00:29:06No, that's not a problem, yeah.
00:29:08I don't mind.
00:29:09I can go in and see him in a bit.
00:29:12A while.
00:29:13He's still with the...
00:29:15being examined.
00:29:17Right.
00:29:20There was manure in my father's ear.
00:29:23I pretended to stroke his face
00:29:26and hooked it out while the doctor was washing his hands.
00:29:30Yeah, he'll be all right.
00:29:36Look, you should go.
00:29:38This is daft.
00:29:39Why don't you give me a ring when you need to go home?
00:29:42I won't put the meter on.
00:29:43Oh, no.
00:29:44I...
00:29:45I'll pop back anyway on me way home.
00:29:47I've got to go and see me son and then I'll...
00:29:49pop back.
00:29:50You can drop it all into your bed.
00:29:52I'm going for my, too.
00:29:53Let's go ahead.
00:29:54Let's go there.
00:29:55Wait.
00:29:56Okay, let's go.
00:29:57Come on.
00:29:59Let's go.
00:30:00Let's go.
00:30:01What.
00:30:02Your mind has been told you,
00:30:04you're hearing theology of the library
00:30:05that you have?
00:30:06We don't have to go before...
00:30:07You're hearing theology of the library.
00:30:08So,
00:30:09let's go over here.
00:30:10Let's go,
00:30:11let's go.
00:30:12Let's go.
00:30:13All right, you'll see.
00:30:43Now is probably not the best time, Dad.
00:30:50Denny needs a bit of calming down.
00:30:53Why?
00:30:54Why?
00:30:56You've been rumbled, Dad.
00:31:00Oh, and, er, can you have Adam on Friday night?
00:31:04Yeah, no problem.
00:31:05Good, well, best be off.
00:31:08It's not me.
00:31:12It is you, Dad.
00:31:14Looks like me.
00:31:15That's because it is you.
00:31:17What the bloody hell's Denny doing by the standard?
00:31:19William in Hertfordshire.
00:31:20Are you back being a thug again, Dad?
00:31:22A geriatric hooligan?
00:31:23I'm not geriatric.
00:31:24Just a hooligan.
00:31:25No, I just went for a drink with Billy and that.
00:31:29He's suffering with cancer.
00:31:31Why are you taking him out fighting?
00:31:34What do you look like, eh?
00:31:37It's embarrassing.
00:31:40Little Ray says Denny's furious.
00:31:42They're worried Adam Saul will find out.
00:31:44In fact, they're worried that someone will work out
00:31:46you're related to him.
00:31:48I can't be identified from that photo.
00:31:50Besides, I wasn't doing anything, Kaz.
00:31:56That's a card.
00:31:57I guess it's still slipping.
00:31:58Don't try and change the subject.
00:31:59Sorry.
00:32:00They are talking about examples being set.
00:32:03Custodial sentences.
00:32:06Christ, Dad, what kind of example is this for your grandchildren?
00:32:09Not on...
00:32:11Hello?
00:32:15Oh, yeah, right.
00:32:18Here.
00:32:19No, no, no.
00:32:20You all right?
00:32:21It's on the ass.
00:32:22You sure?
00:32:23It's very kind.
00:32:24Will you be all right, mate?
00:32:25Thanks.
00:32:26Good luck.
00:32:27Good luck.
00:32:28You sure?
00:32:29You're right.
00:32:30You sure?
00:32:31It's very kind.
00:32:32Will you be all right, mate?
00:32:33Thanks.
00:32:34Good luck.
00:32:35You sure it's very kind you'll be all right mate
00:32:40Thanks good luck
00:33:05you
00:33:35Yes, thanks very much.
00:34:05My grandson's got a new arrow. You know, the posh schooling. Well, arrow, I suppose.
00:34:12That's expensive.
00:34:15They're paying for him to hate me.
00:34:18You don't mean that.
00:34:20He's my mate. My mother's gonna see him for seven years.
00:34:22And when he comes back, he's gonna be all grown up.
00:34:25Other priorities. Not tea and toasting with his granddad.
00:34:30I was born in this house. I so don't want to die in it.
00:34:37He'll be all right. You're dead.
00:34:42Do you want me to get anything for you?
00:34:45Yes, a driving licence.
00:34:48Do you think it's too late to take lessons?
00:34:52Lessons? Driving lessons.
00:34:55Yes.
00:35:25Lessons?
00:35:27Yes.
00:35:28No.
00:35:29No.
00:35:30No.
00:35:31No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:33Yes.
00:35:34No.
00:35:35No.
00:35:36No.
00:35:37No.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No.
00:35:40No.
00:35:41No.
00:35:42No.
00:35:42No.
00:35:44No.
00:35:45No.
00:35:46No, no.
00:35:47No.
00:35:48No.
00:35:49No.
00:35:50No.
00:35:51I'm not supposed to be here.
00:35:53Ooh. Well, are you allowed to come in to us?
00:36:03Why haven't you got up yet?
00:36:05I don't know. I was just sitting up in bed.
00:36:08Reading?
00:36:09Thinking.
00:36:10What about?
00:36:12Oh, cool. Nothing. You know, just thinking about nothing.
00:36:17Don't you do that?
00:36:18No time.
00:36:20No time for kicking leaves about and having to think about things, you.
00:36:31You can come up and see me.
00:36:33We can have tea there when I'm at Harrow.
00:36:36Yeah, I'll do that. Come and have your toast.
00:36:42Do you want a grapefruit?
00:36:44No, thank you.
00:36:45I used to watch my dad doing this. He loved the grapefruit of the morning.
00:36:51I used to sit there at the table next to him, watching him cut it with the precision of a surgeon.
00:36:58My dad was a docker up at dawn. I'd get up with him.
00:37:03To watch him prepare his grapefruit?
00:37:05That was part of it.
00:37:06Of what?
00:37:07His morning ritual.
00:37:09After the grapefruit, he was out in the garden with a cricket bat on the snail trail.
00:37:15The morning sun had it at the back garden wall, and it was a snail's paradise in amongst me dad's osters.
00:37:20My job was to find the snails, lob them to him, and then he'd hit them for six.
00:37:30One day, you'll be sitting in your dining room with your grandson,
00:37:34and you'll be telling him all about me and my grapefruit.
00:37:50Oh, what do you look like?
00:38:00I look like the consummate professional painter-decorator.
00:38:05I'm saying this to me.
00:38:09Oh, I've got something for you.
00:38:12Would you like to come in?
00:38:14Oh, I mean, I could do, I suppose.
00:38:17I was actually...
00:38:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:38:36What do you think?
00:38:39Don't you think you should strip the room out first?
00:38:42I wanted to, uh, freshen things up a bit.
00:38:45I wanted a bit of...
00:38:47Orange.
00:38:48...for my dad.
00:38:51So, what have you brought me?
00:38:53Oh, yeah, right, right.
00:38:54Don't build your hopes up.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:00I thought it was going to be a guinea pig.
00:39:03That's an answer machine.
00:39:05Sounds you're not tied to the arse for when the hospital ring.
00:39:07It's only an old one in a box of marjoram.
00:39:10You might as well have it.
00:39:12Oh, thank you.
00:39:13Where's your telephone?
00:39:14Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:15Oh, we've, uh, never been a mug household.
00:39:19Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:20Oh, we've, uh, never been a mug household.
00:39:22Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:23Oh, we've, uh, never been a mug household.
00:39:24Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:25Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:26Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:27Oh, we've, uh, never been a mug household.
00:39:29Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:31Oh, you've got a rod, you're coming over.
00:39:32Oh, we've, uh, never been a mug household.
00:39:35Oh, we've got a rod.
00:39:36Oh, you've got a rod.
00:39:37Oh, you've got it.
00:39:38Oh, you've got it.
00:39:39Oh, no.
00:39:40Oh, no.
00:39:43That's good.
00:39:45Oh, no.
00:39:47No, no.
00:40:06You an Ufter?
00:40:11I don't really know what one is.
00:40:17I should be sitting on a rickety bus traveling
00:40:25across Botswana by now.
00:40:27Botswana?
00:40:28What's that all about, then?
00:40:38Every Saturday morning, my mother
00:40:42would take me to the stamp shop for a foreign stamp.
00:40:52This was the first one she ever bought me.
00:40:55It used to be called Betuanaland, but it's Botswana now.
00:41:02I look at that stamp and imagine long, dusty roads,
00:41:08a little boy on a rickety old bicycle, and a tree, a lone tree,
00:41:14with a bony dog sleeping in its shade, and a lady
00:41:19with a pot balanced on her head.
00:41:22Oh, yeah.
00:41:25And here I sit in Potter's Bar.
00:41:28There's worst places to sit, trust me.
00:41:31What's the name for a stamp collector?
00:41:33Philatelist.
00:41:34I was an ornithologist at school.
00:41:38Were you?
00:41:38Well, I went to the club, young ornithologist club, lunchtimes.
00:41:43But then I, what?
00:41:48Nothing.
00:41:49What?
00:41:51We came out loud.
00:41:53Mind you, we all were in them days, eh?
00:41:56No.
00:41:57No, maybe not, but I was.
00:42:01Don't suppose I was the kind of boy your mum would
00:42:03have wanted you to play with?
00:42:06I don't suppose you were the kind of boy who
00:42:08would have wanted to play with me.
00:42:15And if enough does what I think it is,
00:42:18then, yes, I think I might be.
00:42:27Custard cream?
00:42:29Custard cream, lovely.
00:42:45Right.
00:42:59you won't find me you don't reckon I'll give you a clue I'm a pupil not staff so you went there and
00:43:16then you talk there I never left I hadn't planned to stay there forever so why did you well I'm not
00:43:26sure I didn't really have a plan when I was young and then it's 40 years later and time to retire you
00:43:36miss miss it for school not Sundays the boredom the top 40 coming at me from all sides we used to
00:43:47have a roast every Sunday roast every Sunday Chinese every Wednesday started off because
00:43:52that's when my kids done things my boy done football training my girl done drama group me
00:43:57and Janey used to go out for a Chinese carried it on even when the kids had grown up and left home
00:44:01haven't had a Chinese since I lost it oh oh bless
00:44:31they're very attentive well they're hardly rushed off their feet are they
00:44:38doesn't taste like pork well with your sweet and sour it doesn't exactly matter too much what meat you
00:44:48have just tastes like sweet and sour
00:44:50we used to have a sort of Chinese dish at school last Friday of every month but it wasn't Chinese
00:45:00like this is Chinese basically it was stewed with rice well apparently even this isn't the
00:45:08Chinese like the Chinese you get in China
00:45:11how did your wife die oh I'm so sorry don't be daft cancer she was ill for years I just for one day
00:45:31she'll get better even the night I lost her I thought I'd still be taking her own
00:45:38it must be hard on your own after not being on your own
00:45:44eat your nosh thank you what for I wouldn't have had a clue what to order
00:45:55you're gonna go bloody hungry in Botswana then aren't you you'll have to come out and order for me
00:46:01he'll need to stay in hospital for a little while and then yes obviously he won't be able to cope on his own anymore
00:46:17I don't know whether I'll be able to look after him
00:46:22all the time I've got these plans you see he'll need full-time care you need looking after yourself
00:46:32did you take a fall
00:46:35no
00:46:39it's not fair that someone of your age still have to bother about your parent
00:46:43is it warm or is it me
00:47:00it is quite warm dad
00:47:02shall I open a window
00:47:04don't bother
00:47:06when am I getting out of here
00:47:10not young
00:47:19you're not young you're old
00:47:22we should ask for a double room
00:47:25I just want to live a bit before I die
00:47:32I die
00:47:39I
00:47:43I
00:47:49I
00:47:51I
00:47:53I
00:47:55I
00:47:57I
00:47:59I
00:48:12I
00:48:14I
00:48:16I
00:48:18I
00:48:19I
00:48:20I
00:48:22and
00:48:28ended
00:48:29I want you to take me to the shopping center
00:48:30I shan't be a moment
00:48:31what you doing
00:48:32it's what we do round these hear parts
00:48:33have bonfires on sun days
00:48:35well there mate leaves
00:48:37I needed a clear out
00:48:39is that all your clobber
00:48:41everything
00:48:42apart from what I'm standing up in
00:48:45There's something different about you.
00:48:50Moustache.
00:48:53Ha!
00:48:54I rather fancy a whole new me.
00:48:57May I suggest you walk a pair of strides off for the fire
00:49:00before I take you up to shops?
00:49:15Well, that is mintless.
00:49:25Is it me?
00:49:26Not Benny.
00:49:28Oh, they want a nifty.
00:49:30Well, stick it on the pile.
00:49:32Look, maybe you've got enough kit now. It's adding up.
00:49:35Listen.
00:49:36I have nearly 200,000 pounds in my current account.
00:49:41I've never spent anything, you see.
00:49:43Well, never had anything to spend it on.
00:49:46I've been saving up for 45 years.
00:49:49And if I don't spend it soon,
00:49:52can I get you a new suit?
00:49:54Get out.
00:49:55No, seriously.
00:49:57Come on.
00:49:58Why not?
00:50:00200 large, you say?
00:50:05Well, then I rather think you can.
00:50:13I'll tell you what, Jimbo.
00:50:15I'll look the business.
00:50:16The business.
00:50:18I'll tell you, fella.
00:50:20As my granddaughter would say.
00:50:22I'll look buff, mate.
00:50:24Eh?
00:50:25What you think?
00:50:31Jesus H. Christ.
00:50:33On a bike.
00:50:34My sentiments precisely.
00:50:36That is...
00:50:37Mintos?
00:50:38Not many.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:40Where's that nice sweater?
00:50:43Here we go.
00:50:45A bit of quality knitwear.
00:50:47Set that off a treat.
00:50:48What would they say now, eh?
00:50:59You walked into your old school.
00:51:01They wouldn't believe it was me.
00:51:03It's not really.
00:51:05It's the new me, breaking out of his chrysalis.
00:51:10You do come out with some flowery old bollocks, don't you?
00:51:13What do you mean?
00:51:14What are your little expressions?
00:51:17Are they a bit...
00:51:19Nuftery?
00:51:24You think I look all right?
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28I do.
00:51:29As it goes.
00:51:33You look...
00:51:35handsome.
00:51:43You look...
00:52:13You look...
00:52:39Hiya.
00:52:40Yeah, Dad.
00:52:42Everything all right?
00:52:43Yeah.
00:52:44Yeah.
00:52:47Shall I make you a cup of tea, Dad?
00:52:48Oh, I'm all right.
00:52:49What's going on?
00:52:50Well...
00:52:52It's just that...
00:52:54We haven't really seen you, Dad.
00:52:55Not really.
00:52:56Not for weeks.
00:52:58New suit, Dad.
00:53:00Oh, yeah.
00:53:01Yeah, sort of.
00:53:06In the sales.
00:53:07So I'm not really...
00:53:11We thought you'd be in.
00:53:12You're always in on a Sunday afternoon.
00:53:15Well, I just thought I'd do a couple of hours' work.
00:53:18We're not stupid, Dad.
00:53:22You're an old man, you know.
00:53:24I'm not old.
00:53:25Exactly.
00:53:26Someone comes along, tells you you're not old and you fall for it.
00:53:30What are you talking about?
00:53:31The world over it's happening, Dad.
00:53:34What is?
00:53:35Widowist, Dad.
00:53:36Getting mugged up.
00:53:37Listen.
00:53:38You've got to think of the kids.
00:53:39I.E.
00:53:40Us.
00:53:41You know, we're pleased for you.
00:53:42We don't mind.
00:53:43Just want you to be careful.
00:53:45So, is she a lot younger than you?
00:53:47Because if she is, there's things we've got to talk about, then.
00:53:49Yeah.
00:53:50Like, if she moves in, where's that leave the situation?
00:53:51Has she got kids of her own?
00:53:52Oh, for God's sakes, you two!
00:53:54Don't accuse me of disappearing off the face of the earth.
00:53:57Well, I've hardly disappeared.
00:53:59I've been sitting inside for eight years!
00:54:14.
00:54:19.
00:54:25.
00:54:30.
00:54:32.
00:54:33.
00:54:36.
00:54:37.
00:54:41.
00:54:42.
00:54:42Hello?
00:54:43.
00:54:44I know it's you because your number's come up on me phone.
00:54:53Oh, right.
00:54:55I didn't realise that happened.
00:54:58Sorry.
00:54:59You don't have to say sorry to me.
00:55:02It should be me saying sorry to you.
00:55:05You don't have to say sorry to me either.
00:55:09How are you?
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:12Oh, okay.
00:55:18How's your dad?
00:55:20He's okay.
00:55:23He's quoting poetry.
00:55:27Actually, no.
00:55:31He's merely very poorly.
00:55:33I don't know what to do for him for the best.
00:55:37Well, it's early days, yeah?
00:55:40I'm not sure he'll be all right.
00:55:48We're all sentimental, though, don't you reckon?
00:55:52Even if we pretend we ain't.
00:55:55This carpet needs changing, but...
00:55:57But?
00:55:59What?
00:56:01I don't know.
00:56:03Janie walked on this.
00:56:06Somehow I don't like the thought of it sitting outside on a skip.
00:56:11Well, this carpet's getting old.
00:56:14But Janie can't, can she?
00:56:15She doesn't have to worry about all that nonsense anymore.
00:56:20No, I suppose she doesn't.
00:56:26Cheese and jam.
00:56:27Are you serious?
00:56:29For breakfast?
00:56:30Right, so.
00:56:32Yanks like to, I don't know, mix their flavours, don't they?
00:56:36Cheese and jam, mate.
00:56:37Sounds like they shouldn't work together, but they do.
00:56:43I'd walk into every lesson and think,
00:56:45is this the one when the boys riot?
00:56:49Did they?
00:56:50No, they never did.
00:56:53But that was always my fear.
00:56:57Well, we went on already to Temby once,
00:57:00and there's this rock thing sticking out of the sand,
00:57:04and I had climbed on it and that.
00:57:05I was having a play, look.
00:57:07And next thing I knew, I looked down,
00:57:09and it ain't sand all around, but bloody sea.
00:57:13Anyway, that was the last time I was really scared.
00:57:17You haven't been scared since you were eight?
00:57:19Well, mate, I'm hard, me.
00:57:23I don't know.
00:57:25I've got nothing to confess.
00:57:28I've only just left school.
00:57:30The only reason I joined the Young Ornithologists
00:57:39was because of Oliver Phillips.
00:57:50Once,
00:57:50I went to the Young Ornithologists Club,
00:57:55and Oliver was the only one there.
00:57:57We looked at each other and he
00:58:04walked towards me and
00:58:07kissed me.
00:58:13And it was
00:58:14nice.
00:58:18What do you mean?
00:58:42Of course I'm still in the hall.
00:58:44Where else could I be?
00:58:47I'm like a goat
00:58:48tethered to a post.
00:58:50I have about
00:58:51four feet
00:58:52to
00:58:52wander.
00:58:54I'm trapped to the spot
00:58:56in this house
00:58:56forever and eternity.
00:58:58I think you're ready for your first driving lesson.
00:59:12slowly.
00:59:17Now, we're going to turn right.
00:59:18Turn right.
00:59:19Oops.
00:59:21Now, we're going to slowly, mate.
00:59:23All right.
00:59:24Just calm down.
00:59:25There we go.
00:59:26And turn right there.
00:59:27Now, slowly.
00:59:27Take it.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Turn it slowly.
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:29That's it.
00:59:31Now, through the gap.
00:59:31Through the gap.
00:59:32That's it.
00:59:36You're doing all right.
00:59:38We'll have you doing a knowledge yet.
00:59:41Running a circle.
00:59:42Can you get a license for just car bugs?
00:59:44You're doing all right.
01:00:14Oh, so, when do we go out on the road?
01:00:28One day at a time, eh, cowboy?
01:00:31Oh, that was fun.
01:00:34You know, there's only a few miles
01:00:35between Spain and North Africa.
01:00:38Pardon?
01:00:39We could take the gap to Botswana.
01:00:42Are you coming?
01:00:43Maybe.
01:00:43Maybe not.
01:00:48I'd like to see your threadbare carpet.
01:00:51One day.
01:00:54Marquesa's having a party.
01:00:55Maybe you could...
01:00:57Really?
01:00:58Well, it's not going to be, you know.
01:01:05It's only a bit of a party.
01:01:06It's only a bit of a party.
01:01:27It's only a bit of a party.
01:04:58What's this?
01:05:02Sheffield United.
01:05:05Away.
01:05:06I haven't got a clue what I'm supposed to do.
01:05:19Well, we can just make it up.
01:05:25Yes?
01:05:26I know a joke about Carrie.
01:05:56You're funny, Jim.
01:05:57You're funny, you.
01:05:58How do you mean?
01:06:01Most people just hit you with a joke.
01:06:04You announce it.
01:06:06Is that good?
01:06:07Is that good or not good?
01:06:08It's good, Jim.
01:06:14It's you.
01:06:16It's two chaps talking, okay?
01:06:17I like chicken taco.
01:06:20Surely you mean chicken ticker.
01:06:22No, it's like ticker, only otter.
01:06:26That was it.
01:06:27That was it.
01:06:28That was it.
01:06:30That was my joke.
01:06:33Well, don't get it.
01:06:34You know, Tarka the otter.
01:06:37It's a book about an otter.
01:06:41Oh.
01:06:42Ow.
01:06:43Sorry.
01:06:44I'm a bit fit.
01:06:45The thing is, chicken ticker ain't not.
01:06:46Oh.
01:06:47Oh.
01:06:48Oh.
01:06:49Oh.
01:06:51Oh.
01:06:52Oh.
01:06:53Oh.
01:06:54Oh.
01:06:55Oh.
01:06:56Oh.
01:06:57Oh.
01:06:59Oh.
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:01Oh.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:03Oh.
01:07:04Oh.
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:07Oh, it's old girl.
01:07:08Think he's chicken ticker.
01:07:09Ah 또?
01:07:10Chicken, take care.
01:07:10I don't.
01:07:40The sunlight on the garden hardens and grows cold.
01:07:50We cannot cage the minute within its nets of gold.
01:07:55When all is told, we cannot beg for pardon.
01:07:59Dad?
01:08:01I'm sorry, son.
01:08:06Will you be sorry about that?
01:08:16What have you done to your nose?
01:08:20What do you think?
01:08:24I might have my ears pinned back while I'm in here.
01:08:27There's nothing wrong with your ears.
01:08:29Pardon?
01:08:30I...
01:08:31Ears are the only things that carry on growing.
01:08:35That's why all old men have huge ears.
01:08:39If I live much longer, you'll be calling me Dumbo.
01:08:42Everyone used to call me Beaky.
01:08:47Children can be cool.
01:08:48No, I was talking about the teachers.
01:08:51Very funny.
01:08:52Yes, I've inherited your sense of humor.
01:08:56Maybe.
01:09:03I know you think I should go into a care home.
01:09:07Oh, God.
01:09:08I know my visitation.
01:09:09Just seeing if this old cot's any good as it goes.
01:09:11What?
01:09:12Where were you last night?
01:09:15Hey?
01:09:16What?
01:09:17You didn't hear me?
01:09:17Yes, I heard you.
01:09:18Yes, I heard you.
01:09:19Where was I supposed to be?
01:09:20Don't you walk away from me, boys!
01:09:21I know you didn't hear me.
01:09:23Oh, God, I love my visitation.
01:09:30Just seeing if this old cot's any good as it goes.
01:09:37What?
01:09:38Where were you last night?
01:09:40Hey?
01:09:42What, you didn't hear me?
01:09:43Yes, I heard you. Where was I supposed to be?
01:09:47Don't you walk away from me, boy. You've got something to say. Say it.
01:09:50Where were you? That's all I'm asking.
01:09:53I wasn't down to look after Adam, was I?
01:09:54No, and you won't be no more than either. End of. You and Adam, end of. That's well over.
01:10:00So, where were you last night?
01:10:08You were with her, weren't you?
01:10:14That's fine. Let's just leave it, yeah?
01:10:16Leave what?
01:10:18We're your children.
01:10:19I know you're my children!
01:10:20Oh, you're a big, brave man, aren't you?
01:10:22We're just not big and brave enough to tell us the truth.
01:10:24What truth do you want me to tell you?
01:10:25I've been following you, Dad!
01:10:31We thought some old bird was trying to lead you astray, get a hold of your money.
01:10:34But I followed you, Dad, and I saw him feeding you in the Indian.
01:10:42You were my father, and it is horrible.
01:10:52It's a...
01:10:53It's a none of our business, what you...
01:10:55what you do, Dad.
01:10:57Not really. It's up to you.
01:10:59I just want you to be happy.
01:11:00Oh, yeah?
01:11:02Yeah, you sure? You sure it ain't you want to get your mitts on my house?
01:11:05Don't want anyone upset in that plan, eh?
01:11:07I...
01:11:07Kaz.
01:11:17Open the door.
01:11:19I want to explain.
01:11:22I don't want you to explain, Dad.
01:11:26I don't know what to say.
01:11:30I don't know what to do, Kaz.
01:11:32I don't know what to say.
01:11:44Are you...
01:11:46a gay?
01:11:49No.
01:11:53I'm sorry.
01:12:02I'm sorry, little Ray.
01:12:08What? You're sorry you're a queer?
01:12:12You've, like...
01:12:13You've made a terrible conclusion.
01:12:17I'll tell you what.
01:12:18I didn't expect this one.
01:12:20It's not like that.
01:12:23What is it like, then?
01:12:25Well, it's disgusting. You're like...
01:12:27I mean, what, you're...
01:12:29It's disgusting. I'm...
01:12:31What you saw...
01:12:34What you saw, little Ray, was me and him on one.
01:12:37We were taking the piss out of one of the waiters, who is Ben.
01:12:41I mean, he's a mate.
01:12:42I mean, I'm not being horrible, but not even too much of a mate.
01:12:45We just went out on the lash a couple of times.
01:12:50Well, and that's it, is it?
01:12:52He's nothing to me.
01:12:53I'm...
01:12:53I'm embarrassed you thought those things of me.
01:12:57I'm so sorry, Dad.
01:12:59You know, I started to think that you and Mum were...
01:13:01I loved Mum.
01:13:03Christ, I still love her.
01:13:05And I pray every night it's all been some terrible dream and she's going to come back into us.
01:13:09But she won't, will she?
01:13:11And all I can do is...
01:13:13go out on the piss with some...
01:13:15numpty I hardly know.
01:13:17Adam...
01:13:22I don't...
01:13:23do this.
01:13:23There we go.
01:13:24No, I'll buy you.
01:13:26From...
01:13:26there you go.
01:13:27That's it.
01:13:28I might go out on the piss.
01:13:29Yeah, those are the things that I am.
01:13:30I am not going out on the piss.
01:13:31No, I am not going out.
01:13:33So I will see any more...
01:13:34I will see...
01:13:35No, I am not going out on the piss.
01:13:36Who would you want me to come back into this?
01:13:37No, I will see you.
01:13:39Do this?
01:13:39No, I will tell you.
01:13:40Please, please.
01:13:41Please.
01:13:42Let me know, please.
01:13:43I don't think it's a good idea
01:13:47About the party, sorry
01:13:51I hope your dad was
01:13:54Okay, bye
01:13:56I don't think it's a good idea
01:14:06About the party, sorry
01:14:09I hope your dad was
01:14:12Okay, bye
01:14:15Saturday, 3.46pm
01:14:21Happy birthday to you
01:14:34Happy birthday to you
01:14:38Happy birthday dear Bobby
01:14:43Happy birthday to you
01:14:48You won't need to worry about a thing anymore dad
01:15:06I'm going to look after you
01:15:08It's what I want to do
01:15:18To look after you
01:15:20I spent my life doing that front garden
01:15:24At the end of the day
01:15:26At the end of my day
01:15:28Someone will come along and crazy pave it
01:15:31I'm retired now
01:15:35It'll be fun
01:15:37We'll have a nice time
01:15:40I don't want you're looking after me
01:15:51If they're flushed
01:15:53I think it'll be more comfy for you
01:15:55Go
01:15:56Go
01:15:57Please go
01:16:00I need you to go
01:16:04And live
01:16:05To fill the house if needs be
01:16:11And be looked after
01:16:13Always
01:16:14Go
01:16:20And live a bit
01:16:22For the both of us
01:16:25And live a bit
01:16:55And live a bit
01:17:25Open up
01:17:27You silly old sod
01:17:41It's me
01:17:43Billy
01:17:44I know you're in there
01:17:47I ain't going anywhere
01:17:49So you might as well open up
01:17:51Sorry Billy I just thought you were somebody over
01:17:58Trying to flog me somebody over
01:17:59Remember that old Allegra I had
01:18:01Someone's only going to dump one
01:18:03On the Barnet Road
01:18:04I popped into all days
01:18:06Thought we might have bacon sandwiches
01:18:09If it's alright
01:18:11If it's alright
01:18:12My treat no charge
01:18:18Bit late for tea and so on isn't it
01:18:23If I was God
01:18:25And if it's all worked perfect up to about I don't know 70
01:18:31Then bosh
01:18:33Good night on earth end of
01:18:3470
01:18:35Doesn't give us too long eh
01:18:37Doesn't give us too long eh
01:18:39I'll be happy for 70 of that
01:18:40So long as them 70 I stayed bang on the money on the health front
01:18:44No matter how young
01:18:45No matter how young you feel up there you've got a plastic bag of piss down your strides
01:18:49You're that old Allegra on the Barnet Road eh
01:18:51I've had it mate
01:18:53They're taking me into hospital tomorrow for an emergency prostatectomy
01:18:59But it might have spread so
01:19:01I'm bricking it
01:19:06It'll be alright
01:19:10Not so long ago you and me took the park lane end
01:19:16About 30 years ago
01:19:18Was it really 30 years ago?
01:19:21More
01:19:22Yeah
01:19:24So they're gonna cut in here
01:19:27Do the business and
01:19:33The cancer of the asshole
01:19:36Only me eh
01:19:38Your prostate ain't up your aris
01:19:41Isn't it?
01:19:43Then the doctor went the long way around to find it
01:19:46His index finger straight up mid poop chute
01:19:49Maybe he fancied me
01:19:57I know you won't see me wrong
01:19:59You love me
01:20:01So you always say
01:20:03We've known each other half a century
01:20:06We know what makes each other tick
01:20:09We don't really know very much about each other
01:20:12Considering
01:20:14Don't be a tart
01:20:16I know everything about you
01:20:18I know everything about you
01:20:26It's such a...
01:20:32I don't know
01:20:35Short little life really
01:20:37You don't know
01:20:38You don't know
01:20:39You don't know
01:20:40You don't know
01:20:41You don't know
01:20:42You don't know
01:20:43You don't know
01:20:44You don't know
01:20:45You don't know
01:20:46You don't know
01:20:47You don't know
01:20:48You don't know
01:20:49You don't know
01:20:50You don't know
01:20:51You don't know
01:20:52You don't know
01:20:53You don't know
01:20:54You don't know
01:20:55You don't know
01:20:56You don't know
01:20:57You don't know
01:20:58You don't know
01:20:59You don't know
01:21:00You all right, Dad?
01:21:28Yeah.
01:21:29Are you sure?
01:21:30Yeah.
01:21:31I'm all right, Dad.
01:21:32I'm all right as well.
01:21:33Yeah, I know you're all right, mister.
01:21:36Adam, your shoelace is undone.
01:21:37No trip, darling.
01:21:38Mum hates it when Dad shows off.
01:21:52Ray?
01:21:53What are you doing?
01:21:54Ray?
01:21:55What are you doing?
01:21:57I was teaching the kids to defend themselves.
01:22:00It's a bouncy castle, Ray.
01:22:01Yeah, what?
01:22:02You don't want to be too long, all right?
01:22:04We just got here.
01:22:05Well, I'm ready when you're ready.
01:22:06I don't want Adam getting overtired.
01:22:07Right.
01:22:08Adam.
01:22:09Adam, come here.
01:22:10Here's a beer then, Dad.
01:22:11You've come back a man, eh, Dad?
01:22:12Yeah.
01:22:13Thanks, Ian.
01:22:14Remember of our family going to Harrow?
01:22:15Changing world, Dad.
01:22:16Yeah.
01:22:17Still, whatever he wants to do with his life, eh?
01:22:18Whatever you do, I'll be proud of you.
01:22:20I don't want to go.
01:22:21I want to stay here.
01:22:22All right, but we're not going to be long, eh?
01:22:23Mum says you look tired.
01:22:24Come on.
01:22:25I just want to go.
01:22:26Mum says you look tired.
01:22:27I need to be tired.
01:22:28I need to be tired.
01:22:30Changing world dad. Still, whatever he wants to do with his life, eh?
01:22:34Whatever you do, I'll be proud of you.
01:22:36I don't want to go. I want to stay here.
01:22:39All right, but we're not going to be long, eh? Mum says you look tired.
01:22:42Mmm.
01:22:45Ray?
01:22:48I think your dad's a bit...
01:22:51Right off, yeah.
01:22:53Ray, no.
01:22:56And he will come and see me.
01:23:01You're never going to get rid of me, mate.
01:23:03Now go and get me a couple of tea towels.
01:23:23What are you doing here?
01:23:25Sorry. I've only come to say goodbye.
01:23:30Goodbye?
01:23:31I'm going away.
01:23:33Everything all right, Dad?
01:23:35Yeah.
01:23:36Yeah, he's just going. Just kind of giving me a message.
01:23:39What's that, then?
01:23:41Nothing. Don't worry about it. I'll see you in a minute, yeah?
01:23:44Yeah, I'll be over there.
01:23:45Yeah.
01:23:50Bye.
01:23:51Jim.
01:23:56I understand.
01:23:58This is where I come from.
01:24:00I can't see...
01:24:01Don't go.
01:24:02You saw my list.
01:24:03Things to do before I die.
01:24:05Well, I've fallen in love.
01:24:08Now I want to see the world.
01:24:10Such a short little life.
01:24:12Exactly.
01:24:13You all right, Ray?
01:24:14No.
01:24:15You all right, Ray?
01:24:16No.
01:24:17Stunky job you're doing here, Link.
01:24:25Look, Ray.
01:24:26You all right, Ray?
01:24:27No.
01:24:28No.
01:24:29No.
01:24:30No.
01:24:31Stunky job you're doing here, Link.
01:24:33No.
01:24:34No.
01:24:35No.
01:24:36No.
01:24:37No.
01:24:38No.
01:24:39No.
01:24:40No.
01:24:41No.
01:24:42No.
01:24:43No.
01:24:44No.
01:24:45No.
01:24:46No.
01:24:47No.
01:24:52Look, Ray.
01:24:53Sorry about Kaz.
01:24:55All that house business.
01:24:56Bang out of order, I told her.
01:24:58It don't matter.
01:24:59It does, man, Ray.
01:25:01It's your house.
01:25:02Who are we to boot you out of it?
01:25:04I want you to have it.
01:25:06Don't be damned.
01:25:10Kelly shouldn't be sharing with the boys.
01:25:15Well, Dad, where are you going?
01:25:25What's my honor?
01:25:28Come!
01:25:30Come!
01:25:37Oh.
01:25:39Oh.
01:25:42You look as if you're about to die.
01:25:44I'll frill us if I'm about to die.
01:25:48Can we go back to your house?
01:25:51Or I'll show you my stamp collection.
01:25:53Have you got a stamp collection?
01:25:56No.
01:26:08Botswana, please, driver.
01:26:14I'll see you soon.
01:26:16I'll see you soon.
01:26:17Bye.
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