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00:00:00Actually accepted me as their corporate medical intern. This means I can stay in med school. I have to tell Amber right away
00:00:07Amber
00:00:11Baby, why are you giving him the time of day? I mean you're still a nine and he's what maybe a five
00:00:16What did you see in him? I don't know. He was supposed to be a doctor, but it's taking forever
00:00:22Now he's just
00:00:24Drowning in debt. Forget about him. I'll take care of you. You are so right
00:00:30Oh
00:00:33I love you, baby
00:00:42Hello? Kira, Amber cheated on me. What? Yeah, I'm gonna break up with her, but I want to make it hurt
00:00:50Can you help me? Hell yeah
00:01:00Amber I cheated on you
00:01:13We should break up
00:01:17What did you just say?
00:01:19You cheated? Are you insane?
00:01:21Yeah
00:01:23I cheated
00:01:25with someone ten thousand times hotter
00:01:27smarter
00:01:29and sexier than you
00:01:31You're a broke student
00:01:33You cheated on me?
00:01:35You cheated on me?
00:01:37No, I don't believe it
00:01:39What's the bitch's name?
00:01:41I thought you wouldn't believe me
00:01:43So I brought her here
00:01:45Come on out, sweetheart
00:01:47How about that?
00:01:57You cheated on me with a guy?
00:01:59What?
00:02:01What the hell, Kira?
00:02:07Miles, did you seriously cheat on me with a man?
00:02:11Yeah
00:02:13How about that?
00:02:15Didn't see that one coming, huh?
00:02:17What?
00:02:19What the fuck?
00:02:21Please, help me
00:02:23Have enough fun
00:02:25I don't like men
00:02:27I'll explain later
00:02:29You cheating gay
00:02:31How dare you make out with your
00:02:33manstress in front of me
00:02:35You homo scumbag
00:02:37I'll kill you
00:02:39I'll kill you
00:02:41I'll kill you
00:02:43How dare you make out with your
00:02:45I'll kill you
00:02:47You know what?
00:02:48You're right
00:02:49I am a homo scumbag
00:02:51So what?
00:02:52I cheated on you
00:02:53With a man
00:02:55Deal with it
00:03:09Enough
00:03:15Are you alright?
00:03:19Are you alright?
00:03:33Stop pretending!
00:03:35No half decent person would actually fall for miles
00:03:39Sir?
00:03:41Sir?
00:03:42Sir?
00:03:43I'm so sorry for that whole mess in there
00:03:45I promise I'll wash this and return it as soon as possible
00:03:47Uh, it looks really expensive
00:03:49Keep it, I have a hundred of these
00:03:51Really?
00:03:52Wow
00:03:53Alright, good for you
00:03:58Yeah
00:03:59So, you cheated, huh?
00:04:02What?
00:04:03Oh, no, cheat
00:04:04My girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, Amber
00:04:06Cheated on me
00:04:07I got a really amazing internship opportunity
00:04:09And then I saw that she was cheating on me
00:04:10So I figured
00:04:11Probably better to dump her first
00:04:12So I could focus on my work
00:04:13You know?
00:04:18Oh
00:04:19Amber?
00:04:20What the fuck are you doing?
00:04:21Josh, you're finally here
00:04:23So you're the one who cheated on my precious Amber
00:04:26Yeah
00:04:29Yeah
00:04:30You hear that?
00:04:31You fucking gay
00:04:32I cheated first
00:04:34This
00:04:35Is my personal trainer
00:04:36He's richer than you
00:04:38Taller than you
00:04:40And much stronger than you
00:04:42So actually
00:04:43I'm the one dumping you
00:04:45You know what Amber?
00:04:46You fucking dare to break my Amber's heart?
00:04:48Are you trying to die?
00:04:49Yeah
00:04:50I mean, no
00:04:51I mean
00:04:52I
00:04:53Cheated
00:04:54On her
00:04:55First
00:04:56Yeah
00:04:57And you know what Amber?
00:04:58You deserve each other
00:04:59He's all brawn
00:05:00And no brains
00:05:01How about it?
00:05:02Thanks, this is my arm day
00:05:04Babe, do I still need to beat him up?
00:05:08He compliments me on muscles
00:05:09It is
00:05:10He's calling us brainless
00:05:12He's mocking us
00:05:14Baby, beat up his boy toy
00:05:16Whoa, wait, hold on
00:05:17He's got nothing to do with this
00:05:18Holy shit
00:05:19What are you doing?
00:05:20Hit him
00:05:21I can't move
00:05:22Ow, ow it hurts
00:05:23My hand, my hand, my hand
00:05:24Not just brainless
00:05:25But looks like those muscles are just for show, huh?
00:05:26Your muscles are useless?
00:05:27You can't even beat up two slutty gays?
00:05:28Damn
00:05:29I can't move
00:05:30Ow, ow it hurts
00:05:31My hand, my hand, my hand
00:05:32Not just brainless
00:05:33But looks like those muscles are just for show, huh?
00:05:35Your muscles are useless?
00:05:37You can't even beat up two slutty gays?
00:05:39No
00:05:40Damn
00:05:41Thank you so much for all that
00:05:43I am so sorry
00:05:44Can I take you out to dinner to repay you for all the mess I caused you today?
00:05:46I told you
00:05:47I don't like men
00:05:48I told you
00:05:49I don't like men
00:05:50I told you
00:05:51I don't like men
00:05:52I am so sorry
00:05:53Can I take you out to dinner to repay you for all the mess I caused you today?
00:05:57I told you
00:05:58I don't like men
00:06:03I told you
00:06:04I don't like men
00:06:2272
00:06:2472
00:06:2517
00:06:40ала
00:06:41Wait, wait , wait, wait, wait!
00:06:43Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:06:44Sorry
00:06:52Oh, shit. How could it be him?
00:07:09Damn, why does it have to be him?
00:07:22So, you work at Edward Industries, too?
00:07:25Cool.
00:07:29Uh, just so you know, I didn't come here to, like, stalk you or anything.
00:07:34I'm not that interested in men. I'm not interested in men at all.
00:07:37I'm not gay.
00:07:39I SAID I'M NOT GAY!
00:07:41Oh, uh, sorry, I thought you were gonna kiss me.
00:07:57I already told you, I don't like men.
00:08:02So don't get the wrong idea.
00:08:06Are they kissing?
00:08:16So our CEO likes men?
00:08:18Wait, what?
00:08:19C-E-O?
00:08:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:08:28Uh, it's not what it looks like!
00:08:30MISUNDERSTANDING!
00:08:32You, come back here.
00:08:36You tell anyone about that kiss,
00:08:41and you're fired.
00:08:43It's possible.
00:08:45What the fuck?
00:08:48Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:54That's Miles from high school.
00:08:57You know what? I am a homo scumbag.
00:08:59So what?
00:09:00I cheated on you with a man.
00:09:01He's gay now?
00:09:03What perfect blackmail material.
00:09:05I'm gonna make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:10What perfect blackmail material.
00:09:12I'm gonna make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:15I'm gonna make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:22Ow!
00:09:23Fuck!
00:09:24Kate?
00:09:25What the fuck are you doing here?
00:09:27I work here.
00:09:28Bitch!
00:09:29Shit!
00:09:30My high school bully is working at the same company as me?
00:09:33Kate, you're not gonna seriously bully me like you did in high school.
00:09:40No, no, no, not like I did in high school.
00:09:43Just like right now.
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:45And let me show you what I'm capable of.
00:09:47All right.
00:09:48Let's go.
00:09:49Stop!
00:09:55Please, please don't fire me.
00:09:57You drugged the CEO and you still want to stay at his company?
00:10:01Dream on.
00:10:02My God!
00:10:03Does she have a death wish?
00:10:05I mean, Hunter is just too handsome.
00:10:08We wouldn't try anything to get in his bed.
00:10:10Get out or he'll pursue legal action.
00:10:17So why didn't he say handsome?
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:20Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:22He can't even get it up.
00:10:32Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:35He can't even get it up.
00:10:37If you want to add defamation to your list of crimes, Everett Industries will take you to court for all your work.
00:10:42Security!
00:10:43No, please.
00:10:44Please, no.
00:10:45You cannot replace me!
00:10:47You'll regret this!
00:10:48I'll regret this!
00:10:50I'm...
00:10:51Go!
00:10:52Hi.
00:10:53I'm Kate.
00:10:54I'm the new addition to the secretarial pool.
00:10:56I am fully willing to fill in for Mr. Everett's assistance.
00:11:00I don't think so.
00:11:05You!
00:11:09Come here!
00:11:10Me?
00:11:13Me?
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:17Okay, wait.
00:11:18You have to be joking.
00:11:19Mr. Everett's assistance are usually girls.
00:11:22Don't think that I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:24Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
00:11:26I'm just a medical intern.
00:11:27Double your salary.
00:11:28Report to the CEO's office now.
00:11:32Oh, and since you're a medical intern...
00:11:35Give Mr. Everett a physical exam to see if he has any side effects from being drugged!
00:11:40You don't know that!
00:11:41Who do you think you are stealing my assistant position?
00:11:42I didn't steal anything she offered it to me.
00:11:43This isn't high school anymore, Kate.
00:11:44You can't believe me like you used to.
00:11:45Oh, are you threatening me?
00:11:46How about I just tell everyone...
00:11:47You're gay now!
00:11:48What?
00:11:49Damn, Kate was at the coffee shop too?
00:11:50First of all, I'm not gay.
00:11:51And second of all, that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having argument.
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53Yeah?
00:11:54Well...
00:11:55You know what?
00:11:56I am a homeless scumbag.
00:11:57So what?
00:11:58You're not gay.
00:11:59I'm not gay.
00:12:00I'm not gay.
00:12:01I'm not gay.
00:12:02Listen, gay boy.
00:12:03I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO.
00:12:05I'm not gay now.
00:12:06I'm not gay now.
00:12:07What?
00:12:08What?
00:12:09Damn, Kate was at the coffee shop too?
00:12:10First of all, I'm not gay.
00:12:11And second of all, that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having argument.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:13Yeah?
00:12:14Well...
00:12:15You know what?
00:12:16I am a homeless scumbag.
00:12:17So what?
00:12:18Oh, shh.
00:12:19What's that joke?
00:12:20I'm not gay.
00:12:21Listen, gay boy.
00:12:22I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO.
00:12:26Hunter Everett.
00:12:27He is New York's most affalential person.
00:12:29Okay?
00:12:30He is cold.
00:12:31He is handsome.
00:12:32He is abstinent.
00:12:33And he's worth billions.
00:12:34So since you stole my assistant position, you're going to help me win his heart.
00:12:39That's ridiculous.
00:12:40Why would I help you do something like that?
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:42Well...
00:12:43I guess I'll just send this video to our high school group chat and your pastor father,
00:12:47and I wonder what his reaction will be to finding out that you're in the Rainbow Brigade.
00:12:51Don't dare.
00:12:52I guess you don't need the money.
00:12:53Or the job.
00:12:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:12:56Oh.
00:12:57I do need the job and I do need the money.
00:12:58Yeah.
00:12:59And I definitely don't want my dad to see that video.
00:13:00If I get you some private time with Mr. Everett, do you promise to delete that video?
00:13:04Mmmmm.
00:13:05Ow!
00:13:06Take my documents to my desk.
00:13:07I'm going to go to lunch.
00:13:08Scoot, scot.
00:13:09Don't push it.
00:13:10Oh, push send?
00:13:11No, no, no, no, no, don't.
00:13:12Don't.
00:13:13Don't, don't.
00:13:14Don't.
00:13:15Don't push send.
00:13:16Don't push send.
00:13:17Don't push send.
00:13:18Scoot.
00:13:19Scoot.
00:13:20Scoot.
00:13:21Scoot.
00:13:22I'm gonna go to lunch skit-skit don't push it oh push send no no no don't
00:13:29don't don't don't push that skit skit you are just as easy to believe as you
00:13:37were in high school this is gonna be so much fun
00:13:52this guy's body's an amazing shape
00:14:12are you done with the examination yes yes sorry well good news is whatever your
00:14:20previous assistant gave you clearly has had no effect on you
00:14:26medical student this is my first assistant who wants to be a doctor
00:14:35perfect come help me look at
00:14:41hunter has erectile dysfunction he can't even get it up
00:14:51no way is he really asking me to fix his erectile dysfunction
00:14:58but boss i think it would be better if you had a um specialized doctor look at you with um
00:15:06um specialized equipment it's a minor issue there's no need for all that
00:15:15yes but this is a highly invasive examination i think it would be better if you had a um
00:15:24specialized doctor look at you we're both men it's hardly an evasion of privacy
00:15:30what's there to be embarrassed about unless you see this as less than professional
00:15:40no of course not no i'm not embarrassed i'm not gay
00:15:49i'm not trained in andrology but i really can't lose this job
00:15:53why are you still standing there come over here and help me look at this okay
00:16:03all right pardon me
00:16:13wow it's really big
00:16:16come over here and help me look at the wound on my back
00:16:19huh what are you doing whoa oh what are you doing i asked you to look at the wound on my back
00:16:32and you do that no uh mr ever please let me explain i injured myself rock climbing last month
00:16:40got a few stitches never got them removed i wanted you to take a look please let me explain it's not
00:16:48what you think with this kind of behavior i can't possibly keep you as my assistant
00:16:56no i need this job to save up for tuition
00:17:02what is this
00:17:16holy shit kate seriously no no no no no no boss this picture it isn't mine from the moment that i met you
00:17:25until now nothing good has happened i'll have hr send you today's wages your previous assistant said
00:17:32you had erectile dysfunction and i thought you just wanted me to fix that
00:17:37if you don't believe me you can ask anybody in the lobby they were all there and they all heard
00:17:40that people's TUF
00:17:44biona could you come up here and handle miles's determination please
00:17:51no yes now
00:17:54now what are you doing let go no i really need this job please mr ever please i'll do anything
00:18:10i'll i'll respect all your personal boundaries i'll leave inside a contract and i'll never talk
00:18:15about your erectile dysfunction ever again you're still talking i won't if you promise not to fire
00:18:22me you're pushing your luck if you don't get up i'll have security escort you and the lamp out
00:18:29and send you a bill by the way that land costs a hundred thousand dollars well i'm not gonna let
00:18:38go because if your security comes in with fiona they're gonna see me tied to your very expensive
00:18:44lamp with your belt and that's not gonna be a very good look for you is it you think i can't handle
00:18:50you i told you this is my company who would dare say anything bad about me
00:18:56boss i'm here help i'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt please help me
00:19:05shut up are you crazy
00:19:11what did you say am i hearing this fiona you you can go everything's fine
00:19:21don't make another sound do you understand
00:19:29i won't if you promise not to fire me
00:19:33okay okay i'll give you one more chance screw up again and you're gone
00:19:45yes boss
00:19:51whoa as my assistant there's a few things you need to know get the assistant manual
00:20:12what is he gonna do kiss me
00:20:17what is he gonna do kiss me
00:20:35this one
00:20:46take it home read it carefully if you violate any of the rules in there
00:20:53you won't just get fired you'll be hearing from my legal team
00:20:57got it
00:20:59yes boss
00:21:02why is my heart racing so fast
00:21:11whoa whoa whoa whoa calm down miles calm down
00:21:15breathe you're not gay
00:21:19you're not gay
00:21:21hey assistant man you all what the hell is this
00:21:44fuck
00:21:45one the ceo does not like being lied to or used in any way
00:21:52duh
00:21:54two
00:21:55no fraternizing with colleagues
00:21:57ugh
00:21:58boring
00:21:59this bullshit
00:22:01that's all you got
00:22:02like what are his preferences
00:22:04like what food does he like to eat
00:22:06what kind of women does he want to fuck
00:22:08it's my first day on the job
00:22:11cut me some slack okay
00:22:12oh my god this is such bullshit
00:22:14i'm literally gonna go through menopause before your spineless ass gets me anything useful
00:22:18look
00:22:19i don't care how you do it
00:22:21but get me into his bed
00:22:23fast
00:22:24you're insane
00:22:31take his food in
00:22:45just say fiona asked you to pick up lunch
00:22:48coming
00:22:52what is it
00:22:58uh i brought you your lunch
00:23:01lunch
00:23:06fiona said that sometimes you work really hard and that you forget to eat
00:23:09so i brought you your lunch
00:23:12cool
00:23:14bro
00:23:15boss
00:23:16i'm gonna
00:23:17go
00:23:19now
00:23:19i hate
00:23:30you lie to
00:23:31how did he know
00:23:32i'm screwed
00:23:34i
00:23:38uh
00:23:39let me explain
00:23:41fiona knows i never eat lunch
00:23:44so you're lying
00:23:47what
00:23:48damn it kate
00:23:50you screwed me over again
00:23:51tell me
00:23:52which department is she from
00:23:55what did she give you
00:23:56i'll make sure she's
00:23:58fired
00:23:58i
00:23:59she
00:24:00she
00:24:01is
00:24:02okay then
00:24:03how about i send this video to our high school group chat later
00:24:06and also forward it to your pastor
00:24:08father
00:24:09i wonder how they'll react when they see you with a boyfriend
00:24:12she
00:24:13she
00:24:15is
00:24:16me
00:24:17i sent it
00:24:20you sent it
00:24:21you think i'm that gullible
00:24:23uh
00:24:27well
00:24:28if
00:24:29you don't want it
00:24:31it's a real shame
00:24:32it's delicious
00:24:34it's nutritious
00:24:35it smells really good
00:24:36it tastes like chicken
00:24:37because it is
00:24:38it's chicken
00:24:39and i'm gonna throw it away
00:24:41since you don't want it
00:24:41whoa
00:24:42drugs are going to do that
00:24:57means take us
00:24:58can write about
00:25:00now
00:25:01mr everett
00:25:02i am
00:25:03so sorry
00:25:05here here here here
00:25:06i'll clean it up
00:25:08hey
00:25:09it's fine
00:25:10miles
00:25:11today
00:25:12i'm taking mr everett
00:25:14down
00:25:15miles i said it's fine
00:25:17mr everett
00:25:20hey you
00:25:30what are you two doing
00:25:32who told you you could enter
00:25:34get out
00:25:35it's not what it looks like
00:25:37i'm not gay
00:25:40i should leave too
00:25:47right
00:25:48yeah
00:25:49yeah
00:25:50i'll deduct my dry cleaning bill
00:26:03from your salary
00:26:04you fucking twinkle ink
00:26:09you were trying to seduce him
00:26:11to ruin my plans
00:26:12weren't you
00:26:12i'm not gay
00:26:13okay
00:26:14so just let it go
00:26:15i was just trying to help him
00:26:17you know what
00:26:17i don't have to explain myself to you
00:26:21what a great headline
00:26:23renowned ceo has toured a fair with male intern in his office
00:26:29this is big news
00:26:32kate
00:26:33i'm not gay
00:26:34okay
00:26:34and neither is hunter
00:26:36just fucking let it go
00:26:37all right
00:26:38okay
00:26:39okay
00:26:39don't forget
00:26:40i have
00:26:41real dirt on you
00:26:43what do you want
00:26:44kate
00:26:45next thursday is mr everett's birthday
00:26:47the company's having a party for him
00:26:49just get him there
00:26:50and then i'll have my way with him
00:26:53so
00:27:00now
00:27:14next thursday is
00:27:17Hey Hunter, long time no see
00:27:25I know you said you didn't like lunch
00:27:27But no one can resist
00:27:29A good steak
00:27:30So, that lunch really was
00:27:33From him?
00:27:38Ah!
00:27:39Whoa!
00:27:39Hi!
00:27:48I came to tell you about this afternoon's party
00:27:51So it was you who sent the food?
00:27:55Yeah!
00:27:56Did you like it?
00:27:58You didn't
00:27:58I'm sorry, please don't fire me
00:28:00I'm trying really hard here
00:28:01Look, I even cleaned your handkerchief for you
00:28:03It's brand new, just for you
00:28:04Nice shade of blue
00:28:05Ooh, ooh, ooh
00:28:06Oh, wait, are you gonna try it?
00:28:09Does that mean you forgive me?
00:28:15Isn't this what you wanted?
00:28:18Yeah!
00:28:21Tell me
00:28:22Well, why are you following me?
00:28:27Which company sent you?
00:28:28And what did you put in the food?
00:28:32Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding here
00:28:33More talk?
00:28:36Then you can sit and wait for my lawyers
00:28:38And all discuss it together
00:28:40Get out
00:28:42Uh, no!
00:28:44Wait, look!
00:28:44I'll prove it to you!
00:28:46See?
00:28:47What?
00:28:49It's not poison
00:28:50It's delicious!
00:28:51My decision still stands
00:28:57You're fired
00:29:02I gotta go all out
00:29:05Boss
00:29:08The reason why I'm doing all this
00:29:12Is because
00:29:14I
00:29:15Like you
00:29:18Wait
00:29:23You like me
00:29:26But you said you're not gay
00:29:27And I meant that
00:29:32I'm not gay
00:29:34And
00:29:35I'm not into dudes
00:29:36At least I wasn't
00:29:39Until I met you
00:29:41And I just couldn't
00:29:43Believe
00:29:45That there could be such a
00:29:47Perfect
00:29:49Person
00:29:51Could exist
00:29:53In this big
00:29:55Why
00:29:56World
00:29:57Anyway
00:30:03If you like somebody
00:30:05Their gender shouldn't matter
00:30:07Right?
00:30:13Is this a love confession?
00:30:16Well
00:30:16This is Hunter
00:30:18Wait a minute
00:30:20What did I just say?
00:30:21He looks even angrier
00:30:23I'm dead
00:30:23Okay
00:30:25Got it
00:30:27Boss
00:30:30Please don't fire me
00:30:31I'll work really
00:30:32Really
00:30:32Really hard
00:30:33Please
00:30:34Please
00:30:34Please
00:30:35Please
00:30:36Please
00:30:37Please
00:30:38I have to go sign a contract
00:30:40You drive me
00:30:44What?
00:30:45Don't want to come?
00:30:47Weren't you the one who said
00:30:48You wanted to work hard?
00:30:49Yeah
00:30:49Yeah?
00:30:50Yeah
00:30:50Yeah
00:30:51Oh my cutie
00:31:08I'm in trouble
00:31:11What?
00:31:13There's some guys that are harassing me
00:31:15Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit?
00:31:18Pretty please
00:31:19I can talk to security over there if you want
00:31:22There's no time
00:31:22Why are we running?
00:31:30Is there someone behind us?
00:31:32It's
00:31:32Why are we running when there's no one behind us?
00:31:42Uh
00:31:43What's going on?
00:31:46You
00:31:46What are you doing?
00:31:49Uh
00:31:50Stop
00:31:50Miss
00:31:51Please
00:31:51I don't need a lap dance
00:31:52Hey
00:31:53Stop
00:31:54Help
00:31:55He's trying to rape me
00:31:57What?
00:31:57No
00:31:57That's not what's going on
00:31:59How dare you touch my sister
00:32:03What?
00:32:06No
00:32:07Wait
00:32:07What are you doing?
00:32:08Stop
00:32:08Whoa
00:32:09Hey
00:32:09Let go of me
00:32:11He brought me in here
00:32:12He brought me in here and then he stripped me of my clothes
00:32:14Beat him up
00:32:16Disgusting
00:32:17You disgusting piece of shit
00:32:19My sister's still a minor
00:32:21What the?
00:32:22No
00:32:23She asked me to be her boyfriend
00:32:25How about you compensate my sister?
00:32:32Let's say
00:32:33$10,000
00:32:35Or you don't leave here alive
00:32:37$10,000
00:32:39That's
00:32:40That's crazy
00:32:42I can't
00:32:43Wait
00:32:44Wait
00:32:46Wait
00:32:47Wait
00:32:48Wait
00:32:48This is a scam
00:32:49You're scamming me
00:32:51Scamming you
00:32:52You were about to sleep with an underage girl
00:32:55That's impossible
00:32:59I
00:33:00I
00:33:00I
00:33:01I
00:33:01I have erectile dysfunction
00:33:04I have erectile dysfunction
00:33:10Everett Industries
00:33:15That's the Everett family company
00:33:17New York's top business dynasty
00:33:20You could never work for a company like that
00:33:23I'm not joking
00:33:24I'm Hunter Everett's personal assistant
00:33:26Who cares?
00:33:27My step cousin Alan is Hunter's best friend
00:33:29So what that make to you?
00:33:34It's Hunter Everett
00:33:35You know what?
00:33:47Drop the axe
00:33:48Because even
00:33:49If the president of the United States was here
00:33:52He couldn't save you
00:33:53You're not gonna pay up?
00:33:54We'll beat it at you
00:33:56What?
00:33:58No
00:33:58Please
00:33:59Stop
00:34:03Mr Everett
00:34:09Boss
00:34:11You came
00:34:12Alan
00:34:16Alan
00:34:20Get in here and apologize
00:34:22Now
00:34:23Alan
00:34:24What the fuck are you hitting me for when he's the rapist?
00:34:26Shit
00:34:27You think I didn't know the scam that you love playing?
00:34:31I told you to quit this bullshit a long time ago
00:34:33Well whatever
00:34:33He's just some guy pretending to be Hunter's assistant
00:34:36Why do I gotta apologize to him?
00:34:38You fucking idiot
00:34:44He is Hunter's assistant
00:34:46Boss I'm so sorry I thought you needed help that's why I went in there
00:34:54I'll reprint all the company documents
00:34:56Please don't fire me
00:34:58Miles it's not your fault
00:35:00Are you hurt?
00:35:02Me?
00:35:02No no no
00:35:03I'm fine
00:35:04I just got a couple of scrapes and bruises
00:35:06Thing that will uh
00:35:07Get in the way of work tomorrow
00:35:08Miles I'm not gonna fire you
00:35:10Okay
00:35:11You're not?
00:35:13Oh thank you so much sir
00:35:15I promise I won't mess up again
00:35:17I can't
00:35:19Freeze
00:35:21Sorry
00:35:23Sorry
00:35:23Damn
00:35:25Come on
00:35:26Those people who hurt you
00:35:28We're gonna make them pay
00:35:29So for years now
00:35:37I've put up with all of your antics
00:35:39Now
00:35:40You actually mess with Hunter's assistants
00:35:42I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:35:44How was I supposed to know?
00:35:49Don't all billionaires get hot assistants?
00:35:52How was I supposed to know him to be a guy?
00:35:56Listen
00:35:56You know what to do
00:35:57I need to spell it out to you
00:36:00I
00:36:01I
00:36:01I'm sorry sir
00:36:05The person you need to apologize to
00:36:08Is Miles
00:36:09I'm sorry sir
00:36:10I didn't recognize you as the CEO's assistant
00:36:13I'm a
00:36:18Idiot
00:36:19I'm a
00:36:20No
00:36:21Please
00:36:23Please
00:36:24Forgive me
00:36:25Don't hold a grudge against a pathetic loser like myself
00:36:28Mr. Everett
00:36:31I think we both can agree that my stepcousin's apologies are sincere enough
00:36:36In regards to our collaboration
00:36:38Everett
00:36:38Industries will not ever cooperate with a business related to you
00:36:42Ever
00:36:43Again
00:36:44Miles
00:36:47Let's go back to the office
00:36:48Damn it
00:36:59I forgot today is his birthday
00:37:01Boss
00:37:02I'm gonna go to the convenience store really quick
00:37:05I'll be right back
00:37:06It's so cold
00:37:12Hunter
00:37:14Try not to be moved to tears when you see this
00:37:16Hey
00:37:18Are you blind?
00:37:20Oh man you made me drop my cupcakes
00:37:22What did you say to me?
00:37:26You want to repeat that?
00:37:28I don't want any trouble guys
00:37:29They were a birthday present
00:37:31They were the last cupcakes at the store
00:37:32What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
00:37:34Settle down twink
00:37:35Twink?
00:37:36I'm not gay
00:37:37Why does everybody think I'm gay?
00:37:40These are pretty good
00:37:41Really good
00:37:42Hold on
00:37:42Are you seriously mugging me for my cupcakes right now?
00:37:45You can't eat those
00:37:47Can't eat them
00:37:48These are
00:37:49These
00:37:51Yeah those ones
00:37:52You know that looks great on you
00:38:08That's a good look
00:38:09It looks good
00:38:10It looks good
00:38:11You have no idea what I've been through today
00:38:14What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38:21You got a death wish or something?
00:38:30I think you're the one with the death wish
00:38:31Get your hands off my man
00:38:33Hey this is none of your business
00:38:35Get lost or I'll cut that pretty face
00:38:37Cheers
00:38:38He's got a knife
00:38:40Hunter no
00:38:41Now get lost
00:38:56Hunter
00:39:00Hunter you're hurt
00:39:08I was trying to protect you
00:39:10Who asked you to do that?
00:39:12And why were you out here for so long?
00:39:15Haven't you caused me enough trouble today?
00:39:18What you think I was out here trying to buy poison for your food?
00:39:21That's not what I meant
00:39:22I was trying to surprise you with cupcakes for your birthday
00:39:28My birthday
00:39:29Yeah it's your birthday today stupid
00:39:31You missed the party HR was going to throw for you
00:39:33So I figured I'd surprise you with cupcakes
00:39:35Okay
00:39:40Where are the cupcakes?
00:39:42Wait
00:39:55You gotta make a wish before you blow it out
00:39:58I already made my wish
00:39:59You want some help?
00:40:08Yeah
00:40:08Thank you for celebrating my birthday
00:40:29Look
00:40:31I wasn't angry at you back there
00:40:34I
00:40:34I was just worried
00:40:36I
00:40:36I thought I might
00:40:38Lose you
00:40:39Quiet
00:40:42Still angry with me?
00:40:46Look
00:40:47It was my fault
00:40:50I
00:40:50About that love confession
00:40:53I've thought it over
00:40:54I
00:40:55I
00:40:55I
00:40:57I
00:40:57I
00:40:59I accept
00:41:00Miles
00:41:15You have a fever
00:41:16Hey
00:41:25Hey
00:41:25Hey
00:41:27Little doctor
00:41:28Hey
00:41:28Hey don't sleep
00:41:30You need to take off your wet clothes
00:41:32Okay
00:41:33Hey
00:41:34Hey
00:41:35Hey
00:41:36Hey
00:41:38No
00:41:39No
00:41:40No
00:41:42No
00:41:42No
00:41:43Please
00:41:43Please don't
00:41:44Take off my clothes
00:41:45You need to dry off
00:41:46Otherwise you'll get sick
00:41:47Then you take off your clothes first
00:41:51It's only polite
00:41:53Okay
00:42:02I
00:42:04I took mine off
00:42:05Now you take yours off
00:42:07Please
00:42:08Come here
00:42:16There you go
00:42:16Get yourself back down
00:42:18Okay
00:42:19Okay
00:42:20Can I sleep now?
00:42:23I'm cold
00:42:24Let me do it
00:42:28You're still so hot
00:42:32You're a doctor
00:42:33How do we
00:42:34How do we bring the fever down?
00:42:35Everything hurts
00:42:36Please make it stop
00:42:38You're a doctor
00:42:39I
00:42:40I
00:42:41You're a doctor
00:42:41I
00:42:43A
00:42:44You
00:42:45I
00:42:46You
00:42:46I
00:42:48You
00:42:49I
00:42:49You
00:42:51I
00:42:51You
00:42:52You
00:42:52I
00:42:52You
00:42:53You
00:42:55uh hey
00:43:05no no no i'm the doctor i i didn't write a prescription for any pills
00:43:12where'd these come from
00:43:15that's gross i don't want it
00:43:21miles as your boss i order you to take it
00:43:25as your intern i order you to feed it to me
00:43:31please
00:43:36here take this
00:43:41here water okay this too
00:43:51yeah
00:43:57yeah
00:44:01yeah
00:44:05yeah
00:44:09yeah
00:44:13What the hell am I doing?
00:44:43What the hell was that?
00:44:58Did we?
00:45:01Where am I?
00:45:13No.
00:45:15Oh, you're awake.
00:45:19Your fever broke?
00:45:20Mr. Everett, this, this, this.
00:45:23House?
00:45:25Wow.
00:45:29We, we, we didn't do anything, right?
00:45:35What?
00:45:35Were you expecting something to happen between us?
00:45:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:40I, I, I, I just, I, I, I thought you, um, I don't know, man, I, I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:45:47Hmm.
00:45:48Is that so?
00:45:51And this trouble, does it have something to do with your confession to me yesterday?
00:45:56Miles, you've lost your fucking mind!
00:45:59Kate can't ever find out about this!
00:46:02I don't care what your sexuality is, but if you behave unprofessionally, I will not hesitate.
00:46:10To fire you.
00:46:11Instantly.
00:46:15I, uh, I'll, uh, keep my work and life separate.
00:46:21Promise.
00:46:22Sir.
00:46:25Now he's definitely convinced I'm into men!
00:46:34Uh, sir, something's come up with the company, I have to go.
00:46:38What?
00:46:40Did I come on too strong?
00:46:44I, I'm not even gay, why am I overthinking this?
00:46:53What the fuck is going on?
00:46:54Can we just talk like civilized people?
00:46:56I told you to drug him.
00:46:57You spilled his salad.
00:46:59I told you to invite him to the birthday party.
00:47:01You let him slip away.
00:47:02Drug him?
00:47:03What are you talking about?
00:47:04Hunter had to sign another contract.
00:47:08I don't have the patience to let Trinkerbell.
00:47:10The company's having a retreat next week and you have to sit near with Hunter or else.
00:47:13Tell me you're gonna fucking kill me!
00:47:21Screw this up and you're finished.
00:47:24What?
00:47:27My itinerary for the company retreat.
00:47:28Fucking, fucking, no, I'm...
00:47:32He's not trying to kill himself, is he?
00:47:36Because I rejected his confession?
00:47:42Come on, come on, come on, come on, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach.
00:47:44Don't do anything stupid! I never rejected you!
00:47:57I accept confession.
00:48:03What did you just say?
00:48:04You have a lot of good qualities, Miles.
00:48:06You're brave, kind, honest.
00:48:09So I accept your love confession.
00:48:14No, no, no, no, you're not thinking straight right now.
00:48:20How am I supposed to think straight, Miles?
00:48:22You're the one who was about to jump off a building!
00:48:24What?
00:48:25I've never been confessed to by a guy before.
00:48:28You've got to know that.
00:48:30Wait, no, no, no, I don't think you understand.
00:48:32I wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:48:33What I'm saying is...
00:48:35I agree.
00:48:36What?
00:48:38I...
00:48:39I...
00:48:44I can't.
00:48:45Why not?
00:48:46You started this.
00:48:47You kissed me at the coffee shop.
00:48:49You're the one who confessed to me.
00:48:51Because...
00:48:53Because...
00:48:55You have erectile dysfunction!
00:49:03Boss?
00:49:04Miles?
00:49:05You two?
00:49:06I just came to confirm the accommodations and the bookings for the company retreat?
00:49:10Company retreat.
00:49:11Company retreat.
00:49:12Yes, they're all there.
00:49:13I'll circle back with you later, Fiona.
00:49:15Okay, sure.
00:49:16I think we should take a breath and think about this.
00:49:23Miles?
00:49:26He was the one who confessed to me.
00:49:29Why does it feel like I'm the one being rejected?
00:49:42E.D.
00:49:43Why would you think I have problems like that?
00:49:45You must be spreading slander around me.
00:49:46I need to clear things up.
00:49:48Wait.
00:49:49Why do I need to clear things up?
00:49:51He came on to me first.
00:49:54Oh.
00:49:55Oh.
00:49:56Boss?
00:49:57I need your final sign-off on the retreats...
00:50:04activities.
00:50:05Miles.
00:50:06Put your things down.
00:50:07I have an online meeting.
00:50:08I need you to take notes.
00:50:09Uh...
00:50:10Actually, I need to help set up for the party.
00:50:12But...
00:50:13Kate can help you, right?
00:50:15Boss, there's this place behind the retreat with amazing views.
00:50:19Let me show you around.
00:50:20Who exactly is CEO here?
00:50:22Boss, I...
00:50:23And I thought we could...
00:50:25Oh, Miles.
00:50:28You're gonna get it for me.
00:50:30You're gonna get it for me.
00:50:41Oops.
00:50:42You're gonna get it for me.
00:50:56Oh, no.
00:50:57He's having an allergic reaction.
00:50:58Miles got the cake.
00:50:59I saw him put it there.
00:51:00He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:02Miles got the cake.
00:51:03I saw him put it there.
00:51:11He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:13Miles got the cake.
00:51:14I saw him put it right there.
00:51:15I put a label on it.
00:51:16There's no way there's mango in there.
00:51:17Fiona, did you eat from the wrong box?
00:51:19I have an EpiPen.
00:51:20Just give me a second.
00:51:21Who knows if you did this on purpose?
00:51:22What are you trying to kill her and finish the job?
00:51:29Of course not.
00:51:31Why would I hurt Fiona?
00:51:32And even if it was me, how would I know she'd eat the cake?
00:51:35Reason?
00:51:36Too simple.
00:51:40A promotion!
00:51:41You want to go from executive assistant to the director of HR?
00:51:44Forget about hard work, right, ladies?
00:51:46You just want to be on easy street.
00:51:48He's always been pretty close to the boss.
00:51:50Last time I saw him and the boss in that elevator.
00:51:53Oh, my gosh.
00:51:54Is that why he doesn't get too close to women?
00:51:56A scheming slut like you deserves to be fired.
00:52:00It's your fault, you damn fairy.
00:52:03Seducing Hunter and ruining my plans.
00:52:07What's going on here?
00:52:14What's going on here?
00:52:15Boss!
00:52:16Fiona's allergic to mango and Miles gave her a piece of cake with mango in it.
00:52:20He's trying to kill people to get to the corporate ladder.
00:52:23Right at the top.
00:52:24That's not true.
00:52:25She's lying.
00:52:26Miles is a responsible person.
00:52:28I don't believe he would do something like that.
00:52:30But he was in charge of the cake.
00:52:32And in that case, we can check the security footage.
00:52:35The what?
00:52:41Now that I think about it, everyone was handing cakes to each other,
00:52:44so it could have been anybody who makes things up, right?
00:52:47Right?
00:52:48You better back me up on this, Miles, or else I'll-
00:52:51Or else you'll what?
00:52:56Or else you'll what?
00:53:00This was my fault from the beginning.
00:53:02I've caused Hunter so much trouble.
00:53:05I can't let her tarnish his reputation.
00:53:07Actually...
00:53:11It was my fault.
00:53:13Sort of.
00:53:14I shouldn't have put the boxes next to each other.
00:53:18Fiona, I am so sorry.
00:53:21I'll resign.
00:53:22Hey.
00:53:38Hey.
00:53:41Well, well.
00:53:42I don't know if it isn't my broke, unemployed, gay ex-boyfriend.
00:53:51Amber?
00:53:52What are you doing here?
00:53:54This resort belongs to Everett Industries.
00:53:56With my pretty face and hot bod,
00:53:58landing the CEO will be a piece of cake.
00:54:00Wait, so you're just gonna let your girlfriend
00:54:04seduce other men?
00:54:07What's the problem?
00:54:07Amber loves me.
00:54:08Besides, she said once she gets rich,
00:54:11she's gonna buy me a yacht.
00:54:12Oh, great.
00:54:14You guys are even dumber than I thought.
00:54:16You know what?
00:54:17Thank you so much for cheating on me, Amber.
00:54:19I really mean that.
00:54:20You're a penniless med student who's drowning in student loans.
00:54:24You're never going to amount to anything,
00:54:26and you want to talk down to me?
00:54:28You know what Amber told me?
00:54:29She was the last woman you ever loved.
00:54:31She's so irresistible.
00:54:33After you found out about us,
00:54:34you stopped liking women all together.
00:54:38You know what?
00:54:39Think whatever you want.
00:54:41Fine.
00:54:42I'm gay.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44That's right.
00:54:45I'm gay.
00:54:46I like men.
00:54:47I'm gay.
00:54:49So what?
00:54:51Yeah.
00:54:52We know.
00:54:53Your boyfriend's here.
00:54:55Miles.
00:54:56Is that you?
00:54:57What the fuck?
00:55:00Remember me?
00:55:01You don't pay for last time, you dick.
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Don't touch him.
00:55:05If you want a fight, take it out on me.
00:55:08Don't touch him.
00:55:09If you want a fight, take it out on me.
00:55:10Ow!
00:55:13Hey!
00:55:14Hunter, run!
00:55:15Don't you know where we are?
00:55:16Get out before I call security!
00:55:22You're telling me to get out of my family's own resort.
00:55:26Don't be ridiculous.
00:55:28You?
00:55:29You?
00:55:30You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett Industries resort.
00:55:32I think he's going crazy.
00:55:33He's just spitting bullshit.
00:55:34Crazy?
00:55:35I'll show you who's crazy.
00:55:36You two are trespassing on private property and threatening the safety of our CEO.
00:55:37Wait, what?
00:55:38You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries?
00:55:39The most eligible bachelor New Yorker?
00:55:40You're telling me to get out of my family's own resort.
00:55:41Don't be ridiculous.
00:55:42You?
00:55:43You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett Industries resort.
00:55:45I think he's going crazy.
00:55:46He's just spitting bullshit.
00:55:47Crazy?
00:55:48I'll show you who's crazy.
00:55:49You two are trespassing on private property and threatening the safety of our CEO.
00:56:01Wait, what?
00:56:02You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries?
00:56:04The most eligible bachelor in New York is Miles' boyfriend?
00:56:07Help!
00:56:12Oh my fucking god!
00:56:14Hunter and Miles are dating.
00:56:17I'll just be okay.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25Hey, are you okay?
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27Yeah, I'm fine.
00:56:28I'm really sorry.
00:56:31I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:56:34I know I already resigned, but is there any way I can take the company bus tomorrow?
00:56:38I have no way of getting home.
00:56:41I reject your resignation.
00:56:44No one's ever tried to jump off a building for me.
00:56:49I actually wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:56:52And I think most importantly, you don't like men.
00:56:55I shouldn't have confessed anything to you.
00:56:57But your confession, it, um, still stands?
00:57:03Damn it.
00:57:04Why is my heart racing?
00:57:05What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:06Haven't you fucked me over enough?
00:57:07I haven't gotten what I've wanted yet.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:09You want to tell my parents I'm gay, right?
00:57:11You know what?
00:57:12Go ahead.
00:57:13I don't care anymore.
00:57:14That's nothing.
00:57:15Now I know that the guy that you kissed the other day was the C.E.O.
00:57:20How do you know?
00:57:21How do you know?
00:57:22How do you know?
00:57:23Wait, I mean, uh, you're making things up.
00:57:24It's like, I don't know what I've wanted yet.
00:57:25I don't know what I've wanted yet.
00:57:26Oh, you want to tell my parents I'm gay, right?
00:57:27You know what?
00:57:28Go ahead.
00:57:29I don't care anymore.
00:57:30That's nothing.
00:57:31Now I know that the guy that you kissed the other day was the C.E.O.
00:57:36Oh.
00:57:37How do you know?
00:57:43How do you know?
00:57:44Wait, I mean, uh, you're making things up.
00:57:49It's like life wants me to win.
00:57:52How else would I get such a perfect opportunity?
00:58:01I think you got it all wrong.
00:58:03This is a complete misunderstanding.
00:58:04Hunter and I have nothing to do with you.
00:58:05I don't care what the truth is.
00:58:07I want harsh money.
00:58:10One million dollars in 24 hours or I sell this video to the media.
00:58:15The company's stocks crash.
00:58:18Bye-bye, Everett Industries.
00:58:21One million dollars?
00:58:22Are you insane?
00:58:24What do you think the headline should be?
00:58:28CEO gets caught with male assistant in his pants?
00:58:32Or rich tycoon and his secret twin?
00:58:35That's all.
00:58:38Loser.
00:58:39Sir, can I ask you something?
00:58:44Hunter?
00:58:45What is it this time?
00:58:47Um, hypothetically speaking, if someone were to spread a rumor that you were gay and then the company stocks plummeted, what would you do?
00:59:01I mean, like, obviously hypothetically speaking, because you're not gay.
00:59:02Honestly, I couldn't care less.
00:59:03Categorizing people by sexual orientation, it's ridiculous to begin with.
00:59:16If you like someone, their gender shouldn't matter at all.
00:59:17If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter, right?
00:59:18He remembered that?
00:59:19But as CEO of Everett Industries, I do have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
00:59:20I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
00:59:21Categorizing people by sexual orientation, it's ridiculous to begin with.
00:59:29If you like someone, their gender shouldn't matter at all.
00:59:34If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter, right?
00:59:38He remembered that.
00:59:40But as CEO of Everett Industries, I do have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
00:59:45I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
00:59:51Not unless there was no other choice.
00:59:55And if someone tried to harm it, they would not walk away unscathed.
01:00:01But you, you don't have to worry about that.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:09I understand.
01:00:11You've already done so much for me.
01:00:14I can't keep being a burden.
01:00:21But why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?
01:00:28It's nothing.
01:00:30I feel like you have something to tell me.
01:00:35I'm going to go clean the warehouse.
01:00:37So you can transfer the loan to my account in three days?
01:00:52Great.
01:00:54Thanks.
01:00:56Once I pay Kate off with the hush money, she won't bother Hunter anymore.
01:01:00Right?
01:01:02When did you get here?
01:01:03Uh, I've been here.
01:01:05I'm just, uh, organizing the team building supplies.
01:01:10Perfect.
01:01:11I was going to stay and help, too.
01:01:13Let's also change the lights in here.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:17Hey, listen.
01:01:19Um, about this afternoon, I know it was Kate.
01:01:23Why didn't you call her out?
01:01:24I can't tell you that.
01:01:33What are you two doing?
01:01:35Mr. Everett, what brings you here?
01:01:40Mr. Everett, what brings you here?
01:01:43Uh, you two need some help?
01:01:46No.
01:01:46Uh, Noah said he could help me with everything in here.
01:01:49Yeah, and, uh, it's too much for one person anyway, and we'll get it done faster together.
01:01:55Then hurry up.
01:02:00Don't waste time.
01:02:02I'll lend you both a hand.
01:02:04Mr. Everett, we really don't need the extra help.
01:02:07I said what I said.
01:02:13Hunter, what are you doing?
01:02:15Watch out!
01:02:42Don't fight.
01:02:43Hunter, are you okay?
01:02:51Uh, it's fine, it's fine.
01:02:53It's just a scratch.
01:02:54No way, I need to watch the spelling.
01:02:56Let me take a look, come on.
01:03:00Mr. Everett, I...
01:03:02I'll go get some help!
01:03:09Hold on.
01:03:10I'll get some topical lidocaine for you.
01:03:13What's this?
01:03:18Starting to worry about me?
01:03:19I'm a doctor.
01:03:20It's part of the job.
01:03:22Is that all it is?
01:03:23Shh!
01:03:27This is gonna hurt.
01:03:31Miles.
01:03:33Stop avoiding me.
01:03:34Whatever secret you've got locked up inside, you can tell me.
01:03:38I'll share the barren with you.
01:03:41I can't miss things up for him again.
01:03:43And once I pick it off, I'll resign.
01:03:50What's going on?
01:03:56Hello?
01:03:58The door is locked from the outside.
01:04:01This warehouse is airtight.
01:04:03The lights are out.
01:04:05There's no e-seeing.
01:04:09Miles, what's wrong?
01:04:11I'm...
01:04:12I'm...
01:04:13I'm claustrophobic.
01:04:16Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:18I got you, okay?
01:04:19Claustrophobic.
01:04:19Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:20Stay with me.
01:04:20Hi.
01:04:21You're a doctor.
01:04:23What?
01:04:24What am I...
01:04:25What am I...
01:04:26This...
01:04:26This is claustrophobia, huh?
01:04:29Okay?
01:04:31Listen to my voice.
01:04:34Okay?
01:04:35Don't be scared.
01:04:36Don't you?
01:04:41Don't.
01:04:41.
01:04:41Let's meet in her closet.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:45Don't think about that right now, okay?
01:04:46Listen to my voice.
01:04:48Stay with me.
01:04:50It's too hard here.
01:04:52Come on.
01:04:53It's too hard to get this out.
01:04:56I need to hold you.
01:04:59Stay with me, Miles!
01:05:01I'm sure I did everything good.
01:05:07My head's sleeping.
01:05:09It's been fucking pretty.
01:05:12Miles!
01:05:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're okay.
01:05:39You're okay.
01:05:42Come here, come here.
01:05:44Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:05:47I got you.
01:05:48I got you.
01:05:50I got you.
01:05:51The dream you saved me.
01:05:59Maybe I just wanted to kiss you.
01:06:21It's not what it looks like.
01:06:30If anyone discloses what they saw here today, they'll be hearing from my legal team.
01:06:36Fiona, I need you to draft a legal statement.
01:06:39Now!
01:06:44But as CEO of Everett Industries, I have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
01:06:51I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:06:56Hunter's cutting all ties with me.
01:06:58Draft a statement.
01:06:59I'm going to go public about my relationship with Miles.
01:07:03Mr. Everett, you know how much this could impact the stock price?
01:07:06I believe our investors are the company, not my personal affairs.
01:07:10But our competitors will definitely use this against us.
01:07:16Alright.
01:07:17I'll gather as quickly as I can.
01:07:18I'll gather as quickly as I can.
01:07:19Buúpush shuttle
01:07:35Nothing right now all ties with me
01:07:37I never cared about you to begin with
01:07:41That's a good thing, right?
01:07:43What looks like
01:07:44You can't care about buuiving weather
01:07:46I don't know either.
01:07:59Are you alright?
01:08:16Are you okay, Hunter?
01:08:23Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:27I'm gonna resign.
01:08:30Resign?
01:08:31You can't be serious.
01:08:32You didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:34Weren't you at the company... thing?
01:08:39I hate team bonding stuff.
01:08:42Besides, you were gay.
01:08:45What?
01:08:46I know what you're going through.
01:08:49We're the same.
01:08:52Oh, no, I'm not... I don't...
01:08:58So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:02So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:06Even if you're a big scary boss, you should still knock.
01:09:09It's different.
01:09:11He's my assistant.
01:09:14I don't have to go with you if I don't want to.
01:09:20Do you realize compass strictly forbids fraternizing between colleagues?
01:09:23Fine.
01:09:24Then I resign now.
01:09:27Company policy requires 48 hours notice for resignation.
01:09:31You.
01:09:32Get out.
01:09:33Why are you on the spot?
01:09:37What the fuck do you want, asshole?
01:09:40Be ready by 7.30.
01:09:42You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:43You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:48You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:49You're coming with me.
01:09:50I'm not going to be a little bit.
01:09:51I'm going to be a little bit.
01:09:52I'm not going to be an important client meeting.
01:09:53Hunter, one time, no see. I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:10:04This is my assistant, Miles. This is Miss Monroe.
01:10:08Hello.
01:10:10Not too shabby.
01:10:12A handsome young man and that adorable little face.
01:10:18Let's find some more quiet to talk.
01:10:20I'd like to finalize our partnership.
01:10:23Hunter, I've really been looking forward to our partnership.
01:10:33I'm completely on board with everything.
01:10:36Then I'll get the contract together today.
01:10:39One small request.
01:10:40Mm-hmm.
01:10:42I have some contract details I'd like to discuss with your little assistant in my room.
01:10:47Sorry, Tammy.
01:10:53Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:10:59Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:04That was just a joke.
01:11:05That boy's young enough to be my son.
01:11:07This is Hunter.
01:11:19Bring Hunter's assistant to my room.
01:11:22But didn't he just say...
01:11:23Are you stupid?
01:11:26It's a call.
01:11:27It's a yes.
01:11:28Haven't you figured it out yet?
01:11:29Not everyone says things outright.
01:11:32Oh.
01:11:32Go on.
01:11:34Okay.
01:11:38She's looking here in her room.
01:11:40Right now.
01:11:41Hunter wanted me to wait.
01:11:50Here?
01:11:51I couldn't...
01:11:52No.
01:11:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:54Miles, calm down.
01:11:57Miles, remember.
01:11:59You're not gay.
01:12:01You don't like men.
01:12:04And even if you did,
01:12:06Hunter would never be interested in somebody like you.
01:12:10He will resign tomorrow.
01:12:14And you will forget him as soon as possible.
01:12:16Hunter,
01:12:22I don't think there's any future between us.
01:12:32Oh, of course there's no future together.
01:12:35We're just gonna have some fun tonight.
01:12:38My little love.
01:12:39Miss Monroe?
01:12:43Uh, I'm sorry.
01:12:45I think I'm in the wrong room.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:48Whoa.
01:12:50Don't run, handsome.
01:12:52A little toss in the hay and,
01:12:55you know,
01:12:55closing your CEO's contract.
01:12:58Oh, that's easy work.
01:13:01Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:13:03I'm gonna go get Mr. Everett for you.
01:13:05Don't be scared, darling.
01:13:08There's no misunderstanding.
01:13:10Mr. Everett arranged this.
01:13:12How could I refuse?
01:13:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:15No.
01:13:18You said arranged.
01:13:19There's no way he,
01:13:20he would have told me.
01:13:22Oh, well, not in so many words.
01:13:25Some things are done on the DL.
01:13:29But he did say,
01:13:30if you please me tonight,
01:13:32that you will get a promotion
01:13:34and a rake.
01:13:35Whoa.
01:13:44Huh?
01:13:45Uh, no, uh, Miss Moon, I, I, I, I don't want this.
01:13:49Think of this scandal.
01:13:50I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm just an intern.
01:13:52I don't want any trouble.
01:13:53Please, please.
01:13:53Oh, are you just my perfect little assistant?
01:13:57Yes.
01:13:59Oh, I love a good role play.
01:14:01I'm gonna be your naughty, naughty, bad boss.
01:14:05Oh, no.
01:14:07This woman's insane.
01:14:09But if I offend her,
01:14:10what happens to the company's million dollar deal?
01:14:13Miss Monroe,
01:14:14I'm gonna disappoint you.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:16I, I, I, I know I'm still young,
01:14:17but I, actually, uh,
01:14:20I have erectile dysfunction.
01:14:25Erectile dysfunction.
01:14:27Poor, poor, poor baby.
01:14:30I have something
01:14:32that's gonna keep you hard
01:14:34all night.
01:14:37Night.
01:14:41No, wait, no, please.
01:14:43Help, help, help.
01:14:44Help, help,
01:14:46and rape me.
01:14:51Who said you could touch what?
01:14:54Hunter, what is this?
01:14:56Are you throwing away our contract?
01:14:59I already told you.
01:15:00This is not how I close my deals.
01:15:02I can't believe you have the guts
01:15:04to pull my assistant into this.
01:15:06Playing dumb is not a good look at you.
01:15:10It's industry room.
01:15:11And you gave me permission.
01:15:13I don't give a fuck
01:15:14about the contract.
01:15:16I'll toss it out.
01:15:17Oh, ho.
01:15:18Better than stooping this low.
01:15:21You're gonna throw away
01:15:22a multi-million dollar contract
01:15:24for an assistant
01:15:26who you can replace
01:15:28with the wave of your hand.
01:15:30He's not an assistant
01:15:32I can replace
01:15:32with the wave of a hand.
01:15:36He's mine.
01:15:37You...
01:15:41You...
01:15:42You two...
01:15:46are together.
01:15:53You...
01:15:54You two...
01:15:58are together.
01:15:59Just you wait, Hunter.
01:16:08I'm gonna tell the whole world
01:16:09that you like men
01:16:11and that you're stick-dick
01:16:14in your assistant.
01:16:15It's pathetic.
01:16:19Are you alright?
01:16:20Come here, come here.
01:16:21Come here.
01:16:24Hunter, why are you even still here?
01:16:26I thought you were gonna be
01:16:29with Fiona.
01:16:31Why would I be with Fiona?
01:16:34Because you were gonna draft
01:16:36that statement
01:16:36to Katakos with me.
01:16:42Miles!
01:16:46I'm not a fucking idiot.
01:16:48I know you were lying
01:16:49when you made that confession.
01:16:50It was a misunderstanding.
01:16:53Okay, the announcement
01:16:54that I told her
01:16:55to write.
01:17:02You're fucking crazy.
01:17:05You're fucking crazy.
01:17:07Yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
01:17:09I told her to draft
01:17:10an announcement
01:17:11to go public
01:17:12with our relationship.
01:17:14I fell for you, Miles.
01:17:17Isn't that what you wanted?
01:17:21Or are you having regrets?
01:17:22I'm gonna say it
01:17:28with my chest nose.
01:17:31I got you figured out.
01:17:35It's something that you're bad, babe.
01:17:40It has been...
01:17:40I'm too worried
01:17:42I couldn't perform.
01:17:44I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:17:46Oh, Jared.
01:17:48I've never been
01:17:49with a guy before.
01:17:50me neither.
01:17:57So are you.
01:18:06Oh, Jared.
01:18:08You're the president
01:18:09of everyday histories.
01:18:10You're the president
01:18:11of everyday histories.
01:18:12I'm just an intern. You deserve more than that. I like you, Miles. I've never liked anyone
01:18:31like you. Are you sure you're ready? What's up there?
01:19:01I guess those E.T. rumors don't hold up, do they? Miles, if I told you I liked you, would you
01:19:13believe me?
01:19:16Mr. Everett, this is ridiculous. Nobody cares about your sexuality, but to go public
01:19:41with it. What about the stock prices? Have you even thought about your investors?
01:19:50My decision stands. I won't hide any longer. I love Miles. I'm going public with this announcement
01:20:09because I love him. I owe him and myself that much.
01:20:16Oh, what a touching speech. But Miles has been lying to you this entire time.
01:20:24A CEO falls in love with his little assistant. Did he tell you he owes a million dollars in
01:20:31private loans and he seduced you to pay them off? Oh, you think you found true love?
01:20:38Aww. He's not even gay.
01:20:45Miles borrowed a million dollars. With a daily interest of a thousand dollars a day, he's
01:20:50already missed a payment. That's not true. She's lying. She blackmailed me. That's why
01:20:56I gave her the million dollars. Mr. Everett, he is really pulling the wool over your eyes.
01:21:03Oh, never liked men. Or you. I do need a lot of money, so as long as I get Hunter, that's
01:21:13enough, right? Fuck!
01:21:18Fuck! So this is all true? You know, I hate being lied to more than anything.
01:21:33Miles!
01:21:46Great job, Miles. Really nailed that one.
01:21:53Miles, you're here too. I saw the company's statement. So, you and Hunter.
01:22:01It's over. Over? That was quick. Would you give me a chance then?
01:22:07What? No. Noah, I see you as a friend, colleague. Nothing more.
01:22:16What if I say something more?
01:22:24Get away from him!
01:22:26Mr. Everett, didn't you two break up? Hunter, what are you doing?
01:22:29I go. Who agreed to that?
01:22:35Hunter, what the hell do you want?
01:22:38Sorry. Miles, the money from that loan. You gave it to Kate. Why didn't you say so?
01:22:53You didn't give me a chance to explain. With that settled, let me ask again. Miles, I love you. Will you be my boyfriend?
01:23:08I love you. I love you. I love you. Moaning will you be my boyfriend, Tim!
01:23:12Oh, no. Oh my god!
01:23:13I love you. I love you. There's no way you can't stand.
01:23:14I love you. I love you. We love you, too.
01:23:19Have you had enough yet?
01:23:31Last night was...
01:23:33A lot.
01:23:35I lost you once.
01:23:38I'm not letting you go again for anything.
01:23:49Where's Miles?
01:23:58I thought I heard his voice.
01:24:00Uh, he went to get coffee.
01:24:04Must have been your imagination.
01:24:07Since the announcement went public, our company's been receiving a lot of attention.
01:24:12Quite a few groups are seeking partnerships, and the media wants interviews with you and Miles.
01:24:17I know.
01:24:18It's good news.
01:24:20Yeah.
01:24:21All right.
01:24:22You can...
01:24:24You can go.
01:24:25Oh.
01:24:36Well, you have several important meetings coming up.
01:24:40Please make sure to take care of anyone.
01:24:42Private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:24:44You have several important business meetings coming up.
01:24:52Please take care of any...
01:24:54Private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:25:02You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:25:11It's too late to get by from yesterday.
01:25:19And my heart is broken on my shoulders.
01:25:25Will I move?
01:25:38Will I move?
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