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Life in Pieces (2015)

A family comedy told through the separate stories of different family members.

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00:00Can we switch? Your dad's not wearing bottoms.
00:02Oh, yeah.
00:03Okay.
00:07Okay.
00:09Oh, sorry.
00:10Yeah, okay.
00:10Hey, uh, switch spots. You know I'm an aggressive outside spoon.
00:14Yeah, I can't see.
00:15Over here.
00:16There you go.
00:16There you go.
00:17Oh, honey.
00:20Okay.
00:21I'm gonna get my heart twitch.
00:22You know how I wake up.
00:24Could you guys just shut up?
00:26We're trying to fall asleep down here.
00:28Hey, don't tell me to shut up in my own home.
00:30Hey, your home that's in our yard.
00:32Fine, then we will move it to the driveway.
00:34I'd move it to the ocean. That's the one place that dad can't burn down.
00:38Not fair. This is not my fault. Chocolate in the washing machine.
00:41Fine, that's me.
00:42Family of squirrels living in our cedar closet, I'm guilty.
00:44Chocolate in the dryer. Yes, me again, but not this.
00:47You guys are so embarrassing. No one likes you.
00:50You're embarrassing.
00:51Kim.
00:51But she won't remember this. She's on her period.
00:53That's not how periods work.
00:55Yeah, you'd know.
00:55Come in.
00:56Sorry, guys. Don't mean to interrupt.
00:58I came to let you know the cause of the fire.
01:00The dryer overheated because there was a chocolate wrapper jammed in it.
01:02Oh, dude.
01:04Dad!
01:05Well, it could have been anyone.
01:05The important thing is we're all together.
01:07You know what, guys?
01:08I really am kind of loving this.
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