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00:00:00I think I found the one, the one that makes everything right, so I'm asking tonight.
00:00:23I close my eyes and I see you standing next to me, two little vicarines on a wedding game, how is that we're gonna make history, you lean in and kiss me, saying that you're the one I dream of, baby, you're my dream love, oh, you're the one I dream of, baby, you're my dream love.
00:00:53And so I hope this day is as wonderful as the rest of your lives, and your future is filled with things as sweet as this wedding game.
00:01:05Let's go play, this is boring.
00:01:11Norman Beamer, you're the worst.
00:01:19And now our flower girl, Miss Carrie Watson, would like to toast the bride and groom.
00:01:31Carrie, honey, don't you want to give your speech?
00:01:35I can't.
00:01:38You sure?
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:43Okay.
00:01:45Love you.
00:01:47Uh, change of plans, everyone. I'll be giving you the speech.
00:01:50What do you think you're doing?
00:02:07Save some for me.
00:02:12Why didn't you give your speech, Ladybug? You were so excited about it.
00:02:18He got Bieber'd.
00:02:21What did he do this time?
00:02:23I had everything ready, and then he bumped into me and my cards got all messed up.
00:02:29You practiced that speech a hundred times. You could have done it without the cards.
00:02:34What if I forgot something? I wanted it to be perfect.
00:02:39Oh, honey. Perfection is really hard to get and nearly impossible to keep.
00:02:44I missed the cake.
00:02:49I know what to do about that.
00:02:52Hmm?
00:02:53Never attend a wedding without something to put the leftovers in.
00:02:56So put this under your pillow tonight, and you will dream of the one.
00:03:06Which one?
00:03:08I don't know, honey. Everybody's story's different.
00:03:12That is what the cake is for.
00:03:14Never.
00:03:20Okay.
00:03:26If I put it under here, I'll meet the man of my dreams.
00:03:29You look beautiful.
00:03:42All right.
00:04:09Carrie, what's this frosting?
00:04:11Earth to Carrie.
00:04:14What's in this frosting? It's delicious.
00:04:17Lemon and thyme. Careful!
00:04:18Don't want to contaminate the samples with crowns.
00:04:21Hey, I'm doing my own very important research over here.
00:04:25Yep, that's delicious.
00:04:28This time I adjusted the acidity levels
00:04:30and used a higher gluten flour to increase the elasticity.
00:04:34So basically you made it more soft and lemony.
00:04:36Baking is chemistry.
00:04:40Okay, I think I have everything I need
00:04:43to finish running this data set
00:04:45while you're at your sister's wedding.
00:04:46I'm doing double duty as the maid of honor
00:04:48and baking Lydia's wedding cake.
00:04:51You're not going to stop baking
00:04:52once the wedding's over, are you?
00:04:53I've grown accustomed to this new hobby of yours.
00:04:56I didn't realize how much science there is in baking.
00:04:58I really enjoy it.
00:05:00Okay, you need something to distract you from this project.
00:05:03You've practically been sleeping at the lab.
00:05:06I've only done that twice.
00:05:09Three times.
00:05:11Four max.
00:05:14Oh?
00:05:16What's going on?
00:05:18Just Ask Josie has a new post-up.
00:05:20Can't get into that stuff.
00:05:21You spend way too much time with your head stuck in a particle analyzer.
00:05:27Everybody reads Just Ask Josie.
00:05:29It's fascinating.
00:05:31It's just other people's love advice.
00:05:33Hey, it lets me think there's still hope for me.
00:05:36Okay, listen to this one.
00:05:38Sat in San Francisco.
00:05:39Says she's in love with her boss
00:05:41and wants to know if she should tell him how she feels.
00:05:44Why is it always women that ask questions like this?
00:05:47I wonder what Josie would say if you were a guy.
00:05:50I guess it could be a guy.
00:05:51I sort of just assumed.
00:05:53But whoever it is,
00:05:54Josie says that Sat in San Francisco should take their time
00:05:57and get to know their boss outside of work first.
00:06:00Because people can be different in their personal and professional lives.
00:06:04She says if it's meant to be, it will happen.
00:06:06But if not, Sat in San Francisco could risk their career aspirations
00:06:10over a relationship that fizzles out after the first date.
00:06:14Well, at least she gives good advice.
00:06:18Josie's never wrong.
00:06:20You should follow her.
00:06:22What are you doing?
00:06:24Just for the entertainment value.
00:06:26You and Griffin are the perfect couple.
00:06:30We're the perfect couple.
00:06:34What happened?
00:06:37Griffin said that he felt like everything was all mapped out with us
00:06:41and he needed to feel more spontaneous.
00:06:44You two are my dream team.
00:06:46Looks like you're going to have to pin your hopes on another star.
00:06:50You know what?
00:06:52His loss.
00:06:53Because you are amazing
00:06:54and your dream guy is out there just waiting for you to walk into his life.
00:06:58It would have to be the literal man of my dreams.
00:07:01I am so not interested in chasing love.
00:07:08Cut.
00:07:10Promise.
00:07:10Promise.
00:07:10Best man reporting for duty.
00:07:20I got my suit, I got my dancing shoes,
00:07:22and I promise you're going to cry when I get my toast.
00:07:25Buckets.
00:07:26Tell your bride to keep some tissues on hand.
00:07:29All right.
00:07:31See you soon, buddy.
00:07:31See you soon, buddy.
00:07:31See you soon, buddy.
00:07:33See you soon, buddy.
00:07:35Honey, I'm home.
00:07:53You're here?
00:07:54Dad, Carrie's here.
00:07:56Hi, Carrie.
00:07:57I'll be right back.
00:07:57I have a million things to tell you.
00:08:00There's, like, 20 pounds of Jordan almonds in the kitchen
00:08:02that we have to beg for the wedding favors,
00:08:04and Dad ordered the monogram napkins for the reception,
00:08:07even though I told him those are so 1985.
00:08:10I can hear you, Lydia.
00:08:13And I can't decide if I want to wear red shoes with my dress
00:08:16or blue shoes for my something blue,
00:08:18and I'm getting married in, like, four days,
00:08:20and I'm so happy you're here.
00:08:23Did you have a good flight?
00:08:24It was great.
00:08:26Oh, that must be Brad and Jason.
00:08:29Brad and Jason are here.
00:08:32Hi.
00:08:35Carrie, you have to meet Brad's best man, Jason.
00:08:46Are you okay?
00:08:52Lift up your arms.
00:08:54No, no, I'm good.
00:08:54I'm good.
00:08:55I'm fine.
00:08:56I...
00:08:56She needs some air.
00:08:59Brad, can you open a window?
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:00No, no, I'm good.
00:09:01I just...
00:09:02I need something to drink.
00:09:04Let me grab you some water.
00:09:05Oh, no, wait, wait.
00:09:06I'm the one who should be moving around,
00:09:08get the blood flowing.
00:09:10I'll get it myself.
00:09:12You know, it's just not real,
00:09:13because I'm just imagining things.
00:09:15I'll go with her.
00:09:15I see she will.
00:09:16You two will meet for real at the barbecue.
00:09:18Love you.
00:09:19Love you, too.
00:09:19Over here.
00:09:23Okay, so...
00:09:25Nothing fit aside, what'd you think?
00:09:27About what?
00:09:28About Carrie.
00:09:29I don't know.
00:09:30We barely made eye contact.
00:09:31Lydia's been dying for you two to meet.
00:09:33Do I sense a conspiracy?
00:09:34No, no, there's no conspiracy.
00:09:36We just think you two would hit it off.
00:09:38Relationships that start at weddings rarely make it past the reception.
00:09:41I've heard that before.
00:09:44Lydia read that to me.
00:09:46It's from that website, Just S. Josie.
00:09:47She's obsessed.
00:09:48She loves it.
00:09:49You read that, too?
00:09:51Who doesn't?
00:09:53Hey, don't we have to pick up your cousin from the airport?
00:09:55This is why I made you the best man.
00:10:01I never did drink enough water.
00:10:04You'd come home from soccer practice totally red in the face, and I'd ask you, where was
00:10:08your water bottle, and you hadn't even put it in your bag.
00:10:12I promise I didn't play anti-soccer before my flight deck.
00:10:15Well, you really need to take care of yourself, Carrie.
00:10:18We've got so much to do before the wedding.
00:10:21Oh, gosh.
00:10:22Maybe I should be drinking more water, too.
00:10:25She's perfectly fine.
00:10:26Just give her a few seconds to get her bearings.
00:10:28Thanks, Mom.
00:10:30Oh, the barbecue guy's here.
00:10:32I hope you remember that extra tray of potato salad.
00:10:35We always run out of potato salad.
00:10:38Oh, wow.
00:10:39You were thirsty.
00:10:39Do you want some more?
00:10:40Mom?
00:10:41Yes, Ladybug.
00:10:42Do you remember that thing about sticking a piece of wedding cake under your pillow?
00:10:45Put it under your pillow, and you'll dream of your future love.
00:10:49Yeah, that one.
00:10:50What about it?
00:10:53Um, nothing.
00:10:58I just wanted to make sure you remember, and you do.
00:11:01So that's good.
00:11:03I'm going to go unpack, okay?
00:11:05Okay, do you need some help?
00:11:06No, I'm good.
00:11:08Thanks for the lemonade.
00:11:09Are you sure you're all right?
00:11:10Right as rain.
00:11:13Right as rain.
00:11:16Okay.
00:11:22Get it together, Carrie.
00:11:23You were seeing things.
00:11:24It was just a dream.
00:11:25But he looked just like him.
00:11:32I mean, just like him.
00:11:34Except three-dimensional with dimples.
00:11:39No, this is not scary.
00:11:43You need help.
00:11:46You need to stop talking to yourself.
00:11:48I'm certainly not going to talk to anyone else about this.
00:12:03This is silly, right?
00:12:04I'm not going to bare my soul to a stranger.
00:12:06I'm going to have to tell someone.
00:12:10Maybe I can tell Lydia.
00:12:12No.
00:12:13She'll tell Dad, and then he'll get all excited and try and play matchmaker.
00:12:16Or he'll think I've totally lost my mind.
00:12:21It's fine.
00:12:22She probably gets thousands of messages every day.
00:12:24I bet she won't even see mine.
00:12:25Dear Josie, you won't believe what happened today.
00:12:34I literally met the man of my dreams.
00:12:49Carrie!
00:12:50Come.
00:12:50Are you feeling better?
00:12:54Mom said you decided to take a nap.
00:12:56Much better.
00:12:58Come on.
00:12:59Sit down.
00:13:00You have to help me with this plate.
00:13:03My eyes were bigger than my stomach.
00:13:06We were just telling Jason about your work.
00:13:08Oh, I'm sure Jason doesn't want to hear about analytical chemistry.
00:13:13No, it's interesting.
00:13:14Do you get to put things in beakers and make them explode?
00:13:18Well, I've only had a couple of explosions, but it's mostly a lot of data manipulation.
00:13:24Developing new analytical methods, comparing variable ranges, looking at linearity and reproducibility.
00:13:30Yeah, it's really cool.
00:13:31Oh, whoa there, buckaroo.
00:13:33I'm so clumsy sometimes.
00:13:34It's all good.
00:13:36Oh.
00:13:39Sorry, I've got to take this.
00:13:42I'm going to go get more potato salad.
00:13:43Does anyone want anything?
00:13:44I'm good.
00:13:45You good?
00:13:45I'm good.
00:13:45What is going on with you?
00:13:51Uh, wedding jitters?
00:13:53Isn't that my job?
00:13:56There's sympathy jitters.
00:13:57I read about it somewhere.
00:13:59Did you read about it on Just Ask Josie?
00:14:01The one where the maid of honor is worried that she's falling for the groom, but Josie tells
00:14:05her it's just this weird symbiotic thing that happens with bridesmaids and brides.
00:14:10You're into Just Ask Josie?
00:14:11I love it.
00:14:12I love it.
00:14:13Don't you?
00:14:15Girls, look who I found.
00:14:18Do you remember little Norman Bieber?
00:14:20And that's a little anymore.
00:14:24So glad you could make it.
00:14:26You and Norman were such good friends when you were young.
00:14:29I haven't seen you since high school, Carrie.
00:14:32The years have really been kind to you.
00:14:34Thanks.
00:14:36Norman has made quite a success for himself.
00:14:39He just opened up his second car dealership.
00:14:43And he just bought the house at the end of the cul-de-sac.
00:14:45You know, where the Conners used to live.
00:14:47Oh, that's really something.
00:14:49Yeah, you know, I'd love to take you down there and show you how I fixed up the old place.
00:14:52Oh, I'm just so busy with the wedding.
00:14:55A maid of honor's work is never done.
00:14:58It's all right.
00:14:59Norman, just the fellow I'm looking for.
00:15:01I'm thinking of replacing my old sedan.
00:15:04Oh, so are we thinking about going sporty or more full luxury?
00:15:08Talk to me about hybrids.
00:15:10Hybrids?
00:15:10Okay, interesting, interesting.
00:15:12Full of luxury.
00:15:13I can stop.
00:15:13It's all right.
00:15:16I got this.
00:15:22Come on, Carrie.
00:15:23Let's see it.
00:15:24Ah!
00:15:25Oh, here.
00:15:33Colonel, go ahead.
00:15:35Oh.
00:15:37Oh, yeah.
00:15:38I'm afraid this seat is taken.
00:15:57Oh, it's you!
00:15:59Yep.
00:16:00It's me.
00:16:01What are the chances, right?
00:16:09Stars are spectacular tonight.
00:16:12Yeah, they are.
00:16:14Bet you got the best seat in the house.
00:16:17There's room if you'd like to join me.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:21Okay.
00:16:21My mom calls us a stargazing binge.
00:16:31My dad got it for whichever anniversaries would.
00:16:34I don't remember, but they still sit out here every night and look at the stars together.
00:16:39That's a dream, right?
00:16:42Dream?
00:16:42What dream?
00:16:43I never dream I sleep like a rock.
00:16:48No, I mean, like, of the future.
00:16:51Finding that person you want to share a bench with forever.
00:17:00Carrie!
00:17:01Are you back here?
00:17:02Hi!
00:17:04You two look so cute cuddled up.
00:17:06Smile for a pic.
00:17:07Oh, I, uh, it's cute.
00:17:11That's nice.
00:17:12Maida Vonda, reporting for duty.
00:17:14Do you need anything from me?
00:17:16Uh, mom wants to know if we think she needs more lights out back for the reception.
00:17:19Oh, lighting is so important for setting the mood.
00:17:25So.
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:32What was that thing you said about not starting a relationship at a wedding?
00:17:37There's an exception for every rule.
00:17:39Sure, buddy.
00:17:40Whatever you say.
00:17:45Dear Josie, I've never written to someone like you before.
00:17:49This is going to sound bizarre, but I don't know who else to ask.
00:17:53When I was ten years old, I went to my favorite cousin's wedding.
00:17:57Afterwards, my mom gave me a piece of wedding cake
00:17:59and told me to sleep with it under my pillow and I would dream of my future love.
00:18:03It's been years since I thought about that face.
00:18:09Until today, when I literally met the man of my dreams.
00:18:12He's definitely for real this time and I don't know what to do.
00:18:16Signed, wedding cake dreams.
00:18:18Dear wedding cake dreams.
00:18:43Wake up!
00:18:44Wake up!
00:18:44I need to hum your dress.
00:18:49Do I smell blueberry muffins?
00:18:52Yes.
00:18:53And I'm not saving you one if you don't hurry.
00:18:54Dear wedding cake dreams, it might feel that you already have a connection to this guy,
00:19:16but dreams aren't real life.
00:19:19Give your dream dude a chance.
00:19:21Don't let yourself get swept away.
00:19:22I don't think you're crazy at all.
00:19:25We've all had vivid dreams that we can't forget.
00:19:28But my advice is to proceed with caution.
00:19:31Sincerely, Josie.
00:19:38You better be careful, Lydia.
00:19:40She's gonna outshine the bride in that dress.
00:19:43That's impossible.
00:19:44Doesn't matter anyway.
00:19:46The person I care about impressing only has eyes for me.
00:19:51We need to find a bride for Carrie.
00:19:54Then I'll be a happy dad.
00:19:57I'm working on it.
00:19:59How about everyone take a break from matchmaking till the wedding's over?
00:20:04I got the jars for the centerpieces.
00:20:11We gotta stop meeting like this.
00:20:18Hello again.
00:20:19I think we might be past the point of handshakes.
00:20:23I'll remember that for next time.
00:20:26Well, what do you think, Jason?
00:20:28On the shoulder or off?
00:20:31I think she's beautiful both ways.
00:20:34Um, if y'all excuse me, I have to go change.
00:20:43Nice.
00:20:52Dear Josie,
00:20:53how do I proceed with caution
00:20:55if I have to be around my dream guy all the time?
00:20:58There's no way for us to avoid each other.
00:21:00And there is another problem.
00:21:02He's literally dreamy.
00:21:04I'm not really attracted to someone
00:21:08until I get to know them.
00:21:09But I feel like I've known them since I was 10.
00:21:15How can this be real?
00:21:16I need advice ASAP.
00:21:24Dear wedding cake dreams,
00:21:26when you're together, try to emphasize...
00:21:27I know I'm not having the best hair day,
00:21:31but is it really that scary?
00:21:32What?
00:21:33You look amazing.
00:21:35Did you give your dress back to Lydia?
00:21:36She still needs a hammock.
00:21:37Oh, boy.
00:21:40Do we need any band-aids?
00:21:47Try to emphasize the fact
00:21:48that the two of you are just friends for now.
00:21:51Hopefully he'll get the hint
00:21:52and you can slow things down.
00:21:56We're just friends.
00:21:58That could be a friend.
00:22:03Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:05this is pretty simple.
00:22:06You just want to take a jar,
00:22:08wrap some twine around the top
00:22:10to make it look pretty,
00:22:11put in some sea glass in the bottom,
00:22:14insert a candle,
00:22:16and voila,
00:22:18coastal BT elegance.
00:22:20Hey, everyone.
00:22:21Sorry I'm late.
00:22:22I had to finish up some work.
00:22:23I missed the instructions.
00:22:25Oh, you just take one of these
00:22:27and then wrap it around the top like this.
00:22:31Thanks.
00:22:31Can I get a bump?
00:22:47Teamwork makes the dream work, buddy.
00:22:51I'm not well known for my crafting.
00:22:54I once hot glued my hand
00:22:56to a Christmas wreath.
00:22:58That's hilarious.
00:22:59I love learning new things
00:23:01about my friends.
00:23:04So your dad was saying
00:23:05that you and Lydia
00:23:06collected all the sea glass?
00:23:07Oh, yeah.
00:23:08Bags of it.
00:23:09Drove mom and dad crazy,
00:23:10but they never got rid of it.
00:23:11Oh, Judy and I used to love
00:23:12to take the girls down to the beach.
00:23:14Do you remember what all the colors mean?
00:23:16I think so.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:19Oops.
00:23:19Another jar down.
00:23:21I'll get a broom.
00:23:24So what do they mean?
00:23:27Well,
00:23:28the white
00:23:28means happiness.
00:23:31And it's the easiest one to find.
00:23:34Mom always said
00:23:35we should remember that in life, too.
00:23:36That happiness is everywhere
00:23:38if you're willing to look.
00:23:40That's good advice.
00:23:42The green is for energy.
00:23:44What about the brown?
00:23:46Intelligence.
00:23:47One time in fifth grade,
00:23:49my teacher thought I was cheating on a test
00:23:51because I kept reaching into my desk for something,
00:23:54but I had just brought a little bag of brown sea glass
00:23:56and kept touching it to try and get smarter.
00:24:00Did you get an A?
00:24:02I did.
00:24:04Nice.
00:24:05Now, the blue is the rarest,
00:24:12so if you find a piece,
00:24:13you should hold on to it like a treasure.
00:24:16What does it mean?
00:24:18Blue glass means love.
00:24:19Or it could just mean friendship.
00:24:26Just friends.
00:24:27I get the colors mixed up
00:24:28all the time.
00:24:31Oh, hey, Carrie.
00:24:33Hi, guys.
00:24:34Hi.
00:24:34Hey, so we got this smoking hot new convertible
00:24:37down at the lot.
00:24:37I brought it by
00:24:38because I thought you might want to take a ride.
00:24:39Um, sure.
00:24:42How about now?
00:24:44Ah, yes.
00:24:45Let's go burn some rubber.
00:24:49I gotta go.
00:24:51Sorry.
00:24:51I gotta need for speed.
00:24:53I'll see you later, pal.
00:25:02Wow.
00:25:04You're gonna have to take your shoes off
00:25:05before we get in the car.
00:25:07Really?
00:25:08Yeah, I don't want to mess up the floor mats.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:16I got it.
00:25:18Thanks.
00:25:31Ready?
00:25:32Yeah.
00:25:35Run!
00:25:36Look at this.
00:25:40It's beautiful.
00:25:42It sure is.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:43Sorry, guys.
00:25:43I think I'm gonna bow out
00:25:44and try to get some work done.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:46We'll see you later.
00:25:47Don't work too hard.
00:25:51What is it that Jason does again?
00:25:53He's a web designer.
00:25:54Hmm.
00:25:55Yeah.
00:25:58Thanks, Norman.
00:25:59Yeah, well,
00:26:01a gentleman always walks a lady to the door.
00:26:03Oh, that's really not necessary.
00:26:05Don't be silly.
00:26:06Oh, I, uh,
00:26:07I gotta,
00:26:08if I just,
00:26:10uh,
00:26:11thank you.
00:26:12Yeah, you're welcome.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:14So, here we are at the door.
00:26:21Looks like your job is done.
00:26:24You remember when we were just little monsters?
00:26:27Yeah.
00:26:29Spent all summer running around this neighborhood.
00:26:32You know,
00:26:33I know you think I didn't notice,
00:26:34but I always knew you had a crush on me.
00:26:37Oh,
00:26:38I did.
00:26:39I guess some things never change, huh?
00:26:42Uh,
00:26:43uh,
00:26:43Hey, kids.
00:26:46Mom!
00:26:47Norman wants to take you for a test drive
00:26:48in his new convertible.
00:26:50Really?
00:26:50Oh,
00:26:51I love convertibles.
00:26:52It's a precision piece of machinery,
00:26:54but you might want to put the mop up.
00:26:56Well,
00:26:56there is no time like the peasant.
00:26:58Let's go.
00:26:59I guess I'll see you later.
00:27:01Have fun.
00:27:06Dear Josie,
00:27:18I tried the friend thing,
00:27:20and I know you said don't get swept up,
00:27:21but you haven't looked in his eyes.
00:27:24I think I really like him.
00:27:25Can I trust my feelings?
00:27:27Thanks.
00:27:28Wedding cake dreams.
00:27:36Oh,
00:27:45hey man,
00:27:46I just came by to drop off the rain.
00:27:47Great.
00:27:47I'm just going to grab another water.
00:27:49You want anything?
00:27:50No,
00:27:50I'm good.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:55Oh,
00:27:56Jason,
00:27:57you're as bad as Lydia.
00:28:01What is just as Josie have to say today?
00:28:03Bad men mode.
00:28:09Here's what Josie is thinking.
00:28:12What?
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you getting messages for just as Josie?
00:28:20What?
00:28:21Oh,
00:28:23I designed her website.
00:28:26Oh,
00:28:26no way.
00:28:27Lydia's going to freak when I tell her this.
00:28:33You can't tell her.
00:28:37Why not?
00:28:39Do you post all of her messages?
00:28:42In a way.
00:28:43So how does this work?
00:28:44Does she call you,
00:28:45and then you type them up?
00:28:46No,
00:28:46she doesn't have to call me.
00:28:47How does it work?
00:28:50She
00:28:50is
00:28:52me.
00:28:56You're
00:28:56just as Josie.
00:28:59Okay,
00:28:59let me get this straight.
00:29:01Um,
00:29:03you are
00:29:03Josie.
00:29:05You're the one giving the advice.
00:29:06I know this is a lot of information to process right now.
00:29:09How did I not know that my best friend in the world is the most famous love expert?
00:29:14But you can't tell anybody.
00:29:16Why not?
00:29:16This is awesome.
00:29:17Do I look like a Josie to you?
00:29:19No,
00:29:20but who cares?
00:29:20My followers do.
00:29:22If I am not who I say I am,
00:29:23how are they going to trust me?
00:29:25Then why are you pretending to be a girl?
00:29:27Hmm?
00:29:28Okay,
00:29:29remember when we were in college,
00:29:30and I was a resident advisor?
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:33Well,
00:29:33the students kept coming to me,
00:29:34and they'd be all upset,
00:29:35and say that they're having relationship problems.
00:29:38But,
00:29:38then they were too embarrassed to tell me what those problems were.
00:29:40So,
00:29:41I
00:29:41created a website called
00:29:43Just Ask Josie,
00:29:44and I started handing out flyers.
00:29:45And I,
00:29:46I know it's a completely stupid stereotype,
00:29:48but
00:29:48back then,
00:29:49I didn't think anybody would want love advice from a guy.
00:29:53You told me to break up with that girl,
00:29:55Michaela,
00:29:55when I thought she was cheating on me at spring break.
00:29:57You're welcome.
00:29:57She was cheating on you.
00:29:58I can't believe that was you.
00:29:59And then the site just took off,
00:30:00and it started getting bigger,
00:30:02and then it turned into this whole social media thing,
00:30:04and
00:30:05now I am Just Ask Josie,
00:30:09world-renowned relationship expert.
00:30:11Okay,
00:30:12you have to let me tell Lydia.
00:30:13No.
00:30:14If this gets out,
00:30:16Just Ask Josie is over.
00:30:21Oof.
00:30:21Oh,
00:30:24yeah,
00:30:24um,
00:30:26it's,
00:30:26it's starting to happen.
00:30:28What's starting to happen?
00:30:29Anytime I try to keep a secret,
00:30:30I,
00:30:31I break out in hives.
00:30:32If Lydia sees this,
00:30:32she's gonna know I'm not telling her something.
00:30:34Then we can't let her see it.
00:30:35Can you,
00:30:36can you fan that?
00:30:36Sorry,
00:30:37sorry,
00:30:37oh,
00:30:37oh,
00:30:38oh,
00:30:39shh.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:51Why did anyone let me wear this?
00:31:00Dear wedding cake dreams,
00:31:02if you're still unsure of your feelings,
00:31:03why don't you try asking your dream guy to some sort of group activity?
00:31:06It will give you a chance to get to know each other better,
00:31:10but the pressure will be off to be romantic.
00:31:12Hey,
00:31:27hey,
00:31:27we still need to do a cake tasting.
00:31:32I thought I'd just leave that up to you.
00:31:35Don't you want to be personally invested in your wedding's flavor profile?
00:31:41A wedding needs a flavor profile?
00:31:44Absolutely.
00:31:45I'm so glad you're here.
00:31:47They don't put any of this kind of stuff into bridal magazines.
00:31:51Great.
00:31:52So it'll just be you and Brad.
00:31:55And I thought maybe you might want to invite Jason.
00:31:57Just in case you and Brad disagree and need a tiebreaker.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Sure.
00:32:07It'll just be a fun group thing.
00:32:18Can you turn the fan on?
00:32:20It's kind of hard in here,
00:32:21right?
00:32:21I need you to stay with me,
00:32:23Brad.
00:32:23Nothing has changed.
00:32:24Except now I know you can do this.
00:32:25I can maybe keep my mouth shut,
00:32:28but what am I supposed to do about this?
00:32:41You're up awfully late.
00:32:43Me too.
00:32:44Just working on the ceremony.
00:32:45So honored that Lydia asked me to be the officiant.
00:32:49I can't think of anyone better for the job.
00:32:51Well, I thought about getting a staff and a robe,
00:32:55but your dad said that it was a tattoo too much.
00:32:57Maybe.
00:32:58I'm getting ready for Lydia's cake tasting.
00:33:01What are the choices?
00:33:03We have chai cake with clover honey marscapone,
00:33:07lemon thyme with strawberry mousse,
00:33:09and Mexican chocolate with coffee whipped cream.
00:33:12Why do you people have to fiddle with the classics?
00:33:15Just give me French vanilla cake with strawberries
00:33:18and buttercream frosting.
00:33:20A marriage can stand on vanilla cake and buttercream.
00:33:24Maybe I'll add that to the mix.
00:33:28I consider myself more of an improvisational baker.
00:33:31I don't measure anything.
00:33:32I just toss in a little bit of this,
00:33:34a little bit of that.
00:33:35You never know what's going to come out of the oven.
00:33:37Baking is like science.
00:33:39If you follow the rules,
00:33:41you can predict your outcome.
00:33:42Oh, I have had some spectacular fails.
00:33:46But sometimes I would end up
00:33:48with the most delightful surprises.
00:33:51So I should throw out all my measuring spoons?
00:33:54I'm not saying that.
00:33:55Just saying,
00:33:57trust your own instincts once in a while.
00:34:03Hmm.
00:34:03Hmm.
00:34:03Hmm.
00:34:04Hmm.
00:34:09Oh, Carrie.
00:34:23They're almost too pretty to eat.
00:34:27But I will anyway.
00:34:29Hi, Brad.
00:34:30Hi, Jason.
00:34:32Why are you wearing that sweater, silly?
00:34:34Oh, I've got to chill.
00:34:36Oh, no.
00:34:37Are you getting sick?
00:34:38No, no, he's not getting sick.
00:34:39I'm a little chilly, too.
00:34:40Don't you feel it?
00:34:41Ooh.
00:34:42Well, why don't we get started?
00:34:44Nothing warms you up better than cake.
00:34:46We have four to try.
00:34:47I was thinking that we could talk about our likes and dislikes,
00:34:50get to know each other better,
00:34:51and then you could tell me.
00:34:53I can't tell you anything about cakes
00:34:56because Brad, he can't cook.
00:34:58No.
00:35:00You're so fidgety.
00:35:01Yeah.
00:35:02Well, this one is Mexican chocolate with coffee with cream.
00:35:06Have you ever been to Mexico?
00:35:09I love travel.
00:35:10How about you?
00:35:11What?
00:35:12Um, nothing.
00:35:13What do you think of the cake?
00:35:15It's great.
00:35:16You need a glass of water, Brad?
00:35:18Mm-hmm.
00:35:18It'd be great.
00:35:19A glass of water would be really good.
00:35:20I'll get you.
00:35:21I'm fibbed.
00:35:22Well, maybe we could move on to the next cake.
00:35:25We have lemon time with strawberry mousse.
00:35:27I tweaked the recipe a little bit from the original
00:35:30so I know I can depend on it to turn out perfectly.
00:35:33Mm-hmm.
00:35:34Dependability is important, wouldn't you say?
00:35:36Mm-hmm.
00:35:38Mm-hmm.
00:35:39Well, if you don't like that one,
00:35:40I have a chai cake with clover honey marscapone.
00:35:42Yeah, the chai has a spiciness at the end
00:35:45that's a real nice surprise.
00:35:47Are you the type of person who likes surprises?
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:35:51What do you think, Brad?
00:35:52Um, I, I can't decide.
00:35:56You, you choose, okay?
00:35:58I love you.
00:35:59Bye.
00:36:00A cake?
00:36:02That chai cake?
00:36:05Really good stuff.
00:36:07Um.
00:36:12Do you think he's okay?
00:36:15Yeah, don't worry about it.
00:36:17Mm.
00:36:18I guess.
00:36:18Well, there's still one more to try.
00:36:25Would you be sad if I said I just wanted strawberries
00:36:27with vanilla and buttercream?
00:36:29Not at all.
00:36:31A marriage can stand on vanilla cake with buttercream.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:38It's not gonna work.
00:36:40You're doing great.
00:36:43Just let me tell Lydia.
00:36:44I'll swear her to secrecy.
00:36:46If you tell Lydia, she might tell her sister,
00:36:48and then who knows who Carrie will tell,
00:36:50and then everything blows up in our faces.
00:36:53Just try not to think about it.
00:36:55Would you be able to not think about it?
00:36:58The bachelor bachelorette party is this afternoon.
00:37:00It will be the perfect distraction.
00:37:03You'll see.
00:37:05It's so itchy.
00:37:09You're gonna be fine.
00:37:14Carrie!
00:37:15Hey, honey.
00:37:17Hi.
00:37:17Hi.
00:37:18I invited Norman to the party.
00:37:23He said he's really looking forward to spending some more time with you.
00:37:27You know, Dad,
00:37:29Norman's always been a bit
00:37:31much for my taste.
00:37:33Ah, Norman's just an onion.
00:37:35You have to peel a few layers to get to the good part.
00:37:38So you want me to need an onion?
00:37:39All I ever want is for you and your sister to be happy.
00:37:47And have grandchildren.
00:37:48Dear Josie, I tried a group date.
00:38:12It was awkward, to say the least.
00:38:16Maybe my dream guy just isn't interested.
00:38:19Should I just move on?
00:38:21Feeling confused.
00:38:24Wedding cake dreams.
00:38:27Dear wedding cake dreams.
00:38:29If you really like this guy, I don't think there's anything wrong with just letting him know.
00:38:42But if that makes you too nervous, just play it super cool.
00:38:46And it'll force him to make the first move.
00:38:49It's risky, but it could be worth it.
00:38:51Hey, sorry we had to duck out so fast earlier.
00:39:04Oh, it's no big deal.
00:39:06What'd you guys end up picking?
00:39:07Vanilla with strawberries.
00:39:09Ooh, that is always a winner.
00:39:11Yeah, I like vanilla.
00:39:14Do you come up with the recipes?
00:39:15I'm imagining you in your lab with, like, gloves and goggles like a mad scientist just coming up with flavors.
00:39:21Well, I guess it's kind of like that, but without the goggles.
00:39:27The worst that could happen is I get frosting in my eye, and that's kind of a delicious problem, right?
00:39:31Yeah.
00:39:33Hey, are you thirsty?
00:39:37Uh...
00:39:40Oh, no, um...
00:39:42You know, I'm Goods.
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45Well, it was nice talking to you.
00:39:48Oh, yeah.
00:39:49You too.
00:39:51Welcome to all my favorite people.
00:40:00I wanted today to be fun and different, just like me.
00:40:06And so we're not going to do your usual bachelor, bachelorette pub crawl.
00:40:11Today, we're going to do a wedding scavenger hunt.
00:40:16Each team will get a list of clues, and the first team to make it back to the finish line with a picture of everything on the list wins.
00:40:26So, everybody get into teams of two.
00:40:29Hey, what do you say we make a dream team?
00:40:34Oh, yeah, I was just, I...
00:40:37Sorry, man, we're already paired up.
00:40:39Oh, that's a shame.
00:40:43I guess I'll see you at the finish line.
00:40:46Hey, what do you say we need a dream team?
00:40:48Should we go get a...
00:40:49Thanks.
00:40:51I didn't want you to get Bieber'd.
00:40:53How do you know about that?
00:40:55Lydia told me and Brad about it.
00:40:56She told you, so then...
00:40:59I'll get her camera.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:05Thank you so much for playing it cool.
00:41:11On your marks...
00:41:14Get set...
00:41:17Go!
00:41:20Whoa, we're really doing this, okay?
00:41:22Where are we going?
00:41:26The first clue says, deep friendship and young love got filled, the only place where time stands still.
00:41:31Okay.
00:41:32I still don't know where we're going.
00:41:34It's a play on words.
00:41:35Time and time, like the herb.
00:41:36My dad's herb garden.
00:41:37It's the only place where time stands still.
00:41:39I figured that out so fast.
00:41:40Well, it won't matter how fast I figured it out if you don't get moving.
00:41:43Right.
00:41:49Sorry, Care Bear.
00:41:50I guess you didn't make it in time.
00:41:52Let's go.
00:41:57Hurry, take a picture.
00:42:03Head off the street, and once you do, you'll need something old and something new, something
00:42:07borrowed and something blue.
00:42:10Come on, no time to waste.
00:42:15You really want to win this, don't you?
00:42:17Losings for losers.
00:42:19All right then, let's do this.
00:42:22Oh, there you are.
00:42:31What?
00:42:31I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:42:33Right here.
00:42:33You missed the start of the scavenger hunt.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37And why are you suddenly so obsessed with wearing turtleneck sweaters?
00:42:40You know, I just really didn't want these leftover cupcakes to go to waste.
00:42:45I bet you didn't care about the cake.
00:42:47I do.
00:42:47You're acting really weird.
00:42:52Is something wrong?
00:42:53No.
00:42:54No, no, no, no.
00:42:55I'm great.
00:42:56I'm great.
00:42:56I love you.
00:42:57And I'm going to go change for tonight.
00:42:59I'm great.
00:43:11Wait, could this count as something blue?
00:43:37That would be cheating.
00:43:39Who are you afraid of?
00:43:40The scavenger hunt?
00:43:41The police?
00:43:42The only thing standing between us and anarchy is the rules.
00:43:46Do you want anarchy?
00:43:47Absolutely not.
00:43:49Okay then.
00:43:58Oh, perfect.
00:44:00Could you get some of those, please?
00:44:01Of course.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:05Okay, what's next?
00:44:06Aren't we going to eat some?
00:44:08We're losing time.
00:44:09Do you know how many antioxidants are in these things?
00:44:11Yeah, lots.
00:44:12That could give us the edge we need to win.
00:44:14You're so weird.
00:44:22You're so weird.
00:44:23Here.
00:44:24Open up.
00:44:25You have to actually chew.
00:44:37I guess now you expect me to feed them to you every time.
00:44:38We should hurry if we want to finish in first place.
00:44:42Excuse me, miss.
00:44:43Excuse me, miss.
00:44:44Oh, yeah.
00:44:45I got it.
00:44:46I got it.
00:44:48I got it.
00:44:49We should hurry if we want to finish in first place.
00:44:52Excuse me, miss.
00:44:54Oh, yeah.
00:44:55I got it.
00:45:02Dear Josie, I think you just made the first move.
00:45:14Now, Wedding Cake Dreams.
00:45:30Dear Wedding Cake Dreams, it looks like it's your turn to step up to the plate.
00:45:34Okay, looks like we only have one clue left. Should we take a look?
00:45:44Yeah.
00:45:52We're headed to the last clue.
00:45:56I love the smell of victory!
00:46:04I will not get Bieber'd. Come on, we have to go back to the house.
00:46:12They're in the wrong place.
00:46:13We can still win this.
00:46:14Sure can.
00:46:22This is it.
00:46:24The winners can shout hooray when they find the most important clue of the day.
00:46:28The place where one story ends, but also where it begins.
00:46:32Why here?
00:46:33This is where Lydia and Brad end their single lives and start their life together as a married couple.
00:46:38One story ends and another begins.
00:46:42Say cheese.
00:46:53Should we hand our pictures in?
00:46:55Hang on a minute.
00:46:56Hang on a minute.
00:47:04My parents got married under this trellis.
00:47:08So did my grandparents.
00:47:09And now it's Lydia's turn.
00:47:10I guess I always thought I'd be first because I'm the older sister, but it's completely silly because love just finds you when it does.
00:47:29Don't you think?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:34And sometimes when you least expect it.
00:47:42Oh no!
00:47:43Get out!
00:47:44I got them first!
00:47:45Hey!
00:47:46Come on, let's go.
00:47:49Hey!
00:47:50Come on ladybug!
00:47:51Let's help me!
00:47:52Hey!
00:47:53Hey!
00:47:54Hey!
00:47:55Please help me work for us!
00:47:56Please say we are.
00:47:57I think I left the one on Main Street.
00:47:58Can you take photos please?
00:47:59She's got them.
00:48:00Please.
00:48:01Hmm.
00:48:05We have our winners!
00:48:09Yay!
00:48:10Congratulations!
00:48:11Nice job!
00:48:12Yeah!
00:48:13Yeah!
00:48:14Nice job!
00:48:15Yeah!
00:48:16Yeah!
00:48:17Nice job!
00:48:18Yeah!
00:48:19Yeah!
00:48:20Nice job!
00:48:21Yeah!
00:48:22Yeah!
00:48:23Nice job!
00:48:28Yeah!
00:48:29Yeah!
00:48:30Yeah!
00:48:31Yeah!
00:48:32Yeah!
00:48:33Can I talk to you for a second?
00:48:34Sure!
00:48:35I'll be right back.
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:37Come on.
00:48:38What's up?
00:48:39Have you noticed anything weird about Brad?
00:48:41Yeah.
00:48:42Yeah.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Yeah.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:48Yeah.
00:48:49Yeah.
00:48:50Yeah.
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:53Yeah.
00:48:54Yeah.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:56Yeah.
00:48:57Something weird about Brad.
00:48:58What do you mean?
00:49:00Like how he ran out of the cake tasting and he only wears turtleneck sweaters for some reason
00:49:06and he keeps scratching his neck when he thinks I'm not looking.
00:49:09Maybe he has a bug bite?
00:49:11But he keeps avoiding me.
00:49:13I'm sure he's not avoiding you.
00:49:15Every single time Brad tries to keep a secret from me, he breaks out in hives.
00:49:20Should have seen him when he was trying to plan our engagement.
00:49:23He looked like a lobster with chicken pox.
00:49:26He's probably just nervous.
00:49:29Do you think he's getting cold feet?
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:49:38Lydia, you two are written in the stars.
00:49:41You're good, okay?
00:49:42You're good.
00:49:45I love you so much.
00:49:47What would I do without you?
00:49:49Well thank goodness you'll never have to find out.
00:49:52Oh, wait.
00:49:53Dad said we need more pigs in a blanket.
00:49:56I will see you on the dance floor.
00:49:58If Jason can spare you.
00:50:00I just don't know what you're talking about.
00:50:02You're a wonderful sister.
00:50:04But a terrible liar.
00:50:06Seriously.
00:50:07It's all over.
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:09It's chilly.
00:50:10I forgot how cold it is by the water.
00:50:11Glad you're enjoying the night, Mom.
00:50:12Oh, nights like these are made for dancing and romance.
00:50:17Oh, Mom.
00:50:18I don't want to know.
00:50:19I'm not talking about me.
00:50:20So why don't you and that handsome best man leave the party and go watch some lightning
00:50:22buds?
00:50:23Mom!
00:50:24Mom!
00:50:25What?
00:50:26They're fascinating insects.
00:50:27Oh, sorry.
00:50:28I gotta take this.
00:50:29It's work.
00:50:30No.
00:50:31No.
00:50:32No.
00:50:33No.
00:50:34No.
00:50:35No.
00:50:36No.
00:50:37No.
00:50:38No.
00:50:39No.
00:50:40No.
00:50:41No.
00:50:42No.
00:50:43No.
00:50:44No.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46No.
00:50:47No.
00:50:48No.
00:50:49No.
00:50:50No.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52I guess it's work.
00:50:53Don't mind me.
00:50:54I'm just lost in the music.
00:50:56Hello.
00:50:57Sorry to call you so late.
00:50:59Before you ask, everything's fine.
00:51:01Oh, good.
00:51:02I was worried.
00:51:03I just called to let you know that I overnighted Lydia's cake topper.
00:51:06For some reason, they sent it here instead of your parents' house.
00:51:08But you should see it first thing in the morning.
00:51:10Thanks.
00:51:11I'll keep a lookout for it.
00:51:12So how's everything going?
00:51:14Really?
00:51:15Well, actually.
00:51:16I'm hearing some subtext.
00:51:18Care to elaborate?
00:51:20No.
00:51:21Not yet.
00:51:22I don't want to jinx it.
00:51:23Fine.
00:51:24I guess I'll have to get all my love stories from Just Ask Josie.
00:51:27Speaking of which, have you been following the wedding cake dream story?
00:51:32Um, no.
00:51:33Not really.
00:51:34I haven't been paying attention.
00:51:37Oh.
00:51:38It is everything.
00:51:40So this woman puts a piece of wedding cake under her pillow one night and literally dreams
00:51:45up this man.
00:51:46And then years later, she meets him in the flesh.
00:51:49The same guy from her dream.
00:51:51And now it's all, will they or won't they?
00:51:54Nobody knows what everybody wants them to.
00:51:57Well, what do you think about it?
00:52:00That whole thing sounds crazy.
00:52:02Crazy romantic.
00:52:03If they don't get together, there's something wrong with the universe.
00:52:08You really think so?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:11The world needs more fairy tales.
00:52:14Kaya.
00:52:16Yes, I packed the cake topper with extra bubble wrap.
00:52:19No, I have a confession to make.
00:52:22I know about your stash of candy bars behind the nitrogen evaporator.
00:52:26No, listen to me.
00:52:29I'm wedding cake dreams.
00:52:32You're what?
00:52:33I'm wedding cake dreams.
00:52:35I've been writing to Jess S. Josie.
00:52:38The cake, the dream, the guy, everything.
00:52:41He's here at Lydia's wedding.
00:52:42He's the best man for Pete's sake.
00:52:44Carrie, you're famous.
00:52:45Shh.
00:52:46I don't want everyone at the lab to know.
00:52:48It's fine.
00:52:49I'm here by myself.
00:52:51So?
00:52:52I gotta know.
00:52:53What?
00:52:54Will they or won't they?
00:52:59She would.
00:53:01But we.
00:53:03Come on, Carrie.
00:53:04Just go for it.
00:53:06Josie is never wrong.
00:53:08Ugh.
00:53:09You do what's best for you.
00:53:10But whatever it is, I want details.
00:53:14Okay.
00:53:17I gotta go.
00:53:18Okay?
00:53:19Bye!
00:53:24Joie.
00:53:32Joie?
00:53:33Thankful to be setting.
00:53:43Where I could feel something settling
00:53:55In the middle of me, my knees wake
00:54:07You're the person I always hoped I made
00:54:24I really had fun tonight.
00:54:28Me too.
00:54:30It's so nice and quiet, I feel like we've been going light speed since I got here.
00:54:34Well don't get too comfortable, it's just the eye of the storm.
00:54:37Tomorrow we have the rehearsal, the rehearsal luncheon, and then the main event.
00:54:41I'm going to be up all night baking the cake.
00:54:44You're a sweet sister for doing that.
00:54:47I'm honored she asked me.
00:54:49She could have ordered a big fancy cake from anywhere.
00:54:56Have you ever heard that thing about sticking a piece of wedding cake under your pillow
00:55:02and dreaming of your future mate?
00:55:05Where'd you hear that?
00:55:06Just read about it somewhere.
00:55:09Nope.
00:55:10Don't know anything about pillows or wedding cake.
00:55:13That sounds like a mess to me.
00:55:15Who thinks of this stuff anyway?
00:55:17But you know, I should go. Lots to do.
00:55:19Uh, can I help with anything?
00:55:21No, it's a one woman job.
00:55:23But I'll see you tomorrow.
00:55:25Yeah, I'll be the one on the other side of the aisle.
00:55:29Goodnight.
00:55:32Goodnight.
00:55:48You calling it a night?
00:55:49Oh, hardly I have cakes to bake.
00:55:53It's nice to have you bumping around again.
00:55:55Oh, sorry. I'll try not to make too much noise.
00:55:57No, no, no. I mean it. I like it.
00:56:01It reminds me of when you were in high school and you'd stay up all night
00:56:04studying for some big tests drinking your body weight in cocoa.
00:56:10Back when I still had all my little birdies in the nest.
00:56:13Dad?
00:56:18Mm-hmm?
00:56:21How did you know Mom was the one?
00:56:27Honestly, I didn't.
00:56:31But some things are worth taking a chance on.
00:56:37I love you.
00:56:39I love you too, Ladybug.
00:56:41Don't stay up late.
00:56:43So good.
00:56:44Good.
00:56:45Good.
00:56:46See you.
00:56:48Good.
00:56:49I'm just going to turn to you the speed.
00:56:53Everything I'm made.
00:56:55I'm made for you.
00:56:58I'm sure you're in this place.
00:57:02That everything I make.
00:57:05I'm made for you.
00:57:08And I hope you understand.
00:57:10That I, I'm trying to be
00:57:17All you see in me
00:57:21I'll give you all, all I can
00:57:29With these hands
00:57:36With these hands
00:57:41With these hands
00:57:46Come in. I saw the light on. Can't sleep?
00:58:03Just looking at these pictures
00:58:07Don't we seem so happy?
00:58:10Yeah, I do
00:58:13So why do you look like you've never seen anything so sad in your life?
00:58:18I know Brad is keeping something from me
00:58:23There's just a lot happening right now
00:58:25His parents are coming tomorrow and you know how his mom is
00:58:27She has opinions about her opinions
00:58:30He won't even talk to me
00:58:32Maybe he just doesn't want to put anything else on your plate
00:58:36What if he doesn't want to get married anymore?
00:58:41Lydia, don't think like that
00:58:44Can't help it
00:58:49You know how you told me you're into just us, Josie?
00:58:56Duh
00:58:58She's everything
00:59:00Why don't we ask her what to do?
00:59:04They say she's never wrong
00:59:07Do you really think she'll have an answer?
00:59:11What do we have to lose?
00:59:14Well, ask Josie and then just try not to think about it for a while
00:59:20You need some sleep
00:59:22Will you stay with me?
00:59:27Just like old times
00:59:28Will you stay with me?
00:59:30Just like old times
00:59:32Dear Josie, my fiance has started acting strangely
00:59:56He's avoiding me and acting nervous all the time
01:00:00I think he may be having second thoughts
01:00:04He hasn't told me anything
01:00:06But I just have this nagging fear
01:00:10Am I overreacting?
01:00:12Is this just normal wedding jitters?
01:00:15Thanks
01:00:17The angsty bride
01:00:26Oh, this is not how I like to wake up
01:00:38I just wanted to see if just us Josie answered us
01:00:44She did
01:00:50It's right here
01:00:52Okay, um, hold my hand
01:00:54My dear
01:00:56Dear angsty bride
01:00:58There's a million reasons why someone might be nervous before a wedding
01:01:02And most of them have nothing to do with not getting married
01:01:06See, it's totally normal
01:01:08That being said
01:01:10If you really think your groom is getting cold feet
01:01:14You've got to talk to him as soon as possible
01:01:16You just gotta be brave
01:01:20It's better to know now
01:01:24Than to end up married to someone who isn't ready to commit
01:01:28What if he says he doesn't love me anymore?
01:01:36Then you and I will run away on your honeymoon
01:01:39And you'll find an impossibly gorgeous man on the beaches of Ibiza
01:01:42And we'll post a ton of pictures and make him regret everything
01:01:47But that's only plan B
01:01:48Because that definitely won't happen
01:01:53I hope you're right
01:01:55Okay, come on
01:01:56Start the day and get some breakfast in you
01:02:10The mother of the bride shouldn't have to do that kind of work
01:02:12Oh, I don't mind
01:02:13I'm skimming the profits
01:02:17Here
01:02:18Rain check
01:02:19Carrie
01:02:20I've gotta go find Brad
01:02:21And I have a stomach ache until I talk to him
01:02:24I get it
01:02:26You're brave, strong and amazing
01:02:29That is your mantra
01:02:30I'm brave, strong and amazing
01:02:32And hopefully getting married tomorrow
01:02:34You are
01:02:42Was it like this when you and dad got married?
01:02:44Yeah, pretty much
01:02:46We just had family here at the house and then we had a nice dinner
01:02:50We didn't care too much for a party
01:02:52We just wanted to get to the honeymoon
01:02:54Wow
01:02:56Speaking of which
01:02:58Did you hunt down those lightning bugs last night?
01:03:02No, afraid not
01:03:04Well, what's the hold up?
01:03:09When Griffin broke up with me
01:03:10Oh, honey
01:03:12That's just spilt milk
01:03:14No need to cry over him
01:03:16No, it's not that
01:03:18I was just certain he was the one
01:03:22We were on the right track
01:03:24Everything made total sense
01:03:26And then poof
01:03:28He tells me he's not happy
01:03:30He hasn't been for a while
01:03:32And that's it
01:03:33We're done
01:03:35It was like I was watching a movie of a breakup in slow motion
01:03:39I could watch it, but I couldn't do anything about it
01:03:43I felt so foolish because
01:03:46I didn't see it coming
01:03:48I was picking out rings and he was planning a future without me
01:03:58You weren't a fool
01:04:00You were an optimist
01:04:02But I felt like a fool
01:04:04And I don't want that again
01:04:07You have a long boring life ahead of you if you're done taking chances already
01:04:12Sometimes I don't like it when you're right
01:04:21Just tell Jason that you're into him
01:04:23And then worry about what he thinks after
01:04:26And in the meantime, help me finish these
01:04:29Or else I'm gonna need a stretchier dress for tomorrow
01:04:34Okay
01:04:35Hey
01:04:42Here
01:04:44So did you talk to Brad?
01:04:45I've been trying
01:04:46But he had to pick up his parents from the airport
01:04:48And then he said he had to get a suit
01:04:51We've only texted all day
01:04:53Well, at least you know he has to show up for this
01:04:55Here's hoping
01:04:57Brad's here
01:04:59What is he wearing?
01:05:05I'm gonna do it
01:05:08Right now
01:05:10I can't wait anymore
01:05:13Hi
01:05:14Brad, I need to talk to
01:05:15Alright, wedding team
01:05:17It's time to begin
01:05:19Lydia and bridesmaids, line up in the front
01:05:21Groomsmen, find your positions
01:05:24I gotta go
01:05:26Sorry
01:05:35This is impossible
01:05:38This is impossible
01:05:40Just can't do the rehearsal
01:05:42Okay, okay
01:05:44You have time to talk to him after
01:05:50Lydia?
01:05:53And the wedding march begins
01:06:02The guests will all rise
01:06:03And now the bride
01:06:08And begin
01:06:10Slowly and gracefully
01:06:15I'll hand you off to Brad
01:06:20And I will direct you to say your vows
01:06:23Brad first
01:06:25Lydia, I...
01:06:26Not today
01:06:28Save it for tomorrow
01:06:30And you will
01:06:32And you will
01:06:34And I will say now you may kiss the bride
01:06:38Not until tomorrow, young lady
01:06:40It's bad luck
01:06:44Music plays, we all file out
01:06:47Brad and Lydia first
01:06:48I need to talk to you about something
01:06:59I...
01:07:01I need to talk to you about something
01:07:03Um...
01:07:05Just, uh...
01:07:07One second
01:07:08It's group stuff
01:07:10Hey, hey, come on, come on
01:07:13You see?
01:07:14Yeah
01:07:16All right, that's enough
01:07:18We're gonna get to the bottom of this
01:07:20You're doing fine, the rehearsal was great
01:07:24No, this is not fine
01:07:26I never meant for anyone to find out that I'm just as Josie
01:07:29And the circles increased 100% in the last 48 hours
01:07:32This column is everything I've been working for
01:07:35And all those people who took Josie's advice
01:07:37Trust me, and if that trust is broken, what's left?
01:07:40Maybe they'll trust you even more when they realize that you're not perfect
01:07:43That you're not afraid of telling the truth
01:07:45You don't understand
01:07:46I want to, man, I really do
01:07:48But I cannot wear a turtleneck at my own wedding
01:07:51No more secrets
01:07:56I knew it
01:07:58I know you don't want to get married tomorrow
01:08:01What?
01:08:02Just get it over with
01:08:03And tell me the truth
01:08:05Before we lie in front of the most important people in my life tomorrow
01:08:09No, of course I want to get married
01:08:11I love you
01:08:13If you love me, then why are you keeping secrets for me?
01:08:17Brad's not keeping secrets
01:08:19I am
01:08:21Don't cover for him
01:08:22I'm not
01:08:24Brad found out something and I made him promise not to tell you
01:08:28And that's why he's got this
01:08:29He's not a bad fiancé
01:08:35He's being a really good friend
01:08:36Fine
01:08:38What's the secret?
01:08:40You know, Just Ask Josie
01:08:43How did you find out about that?
01:08:46What do you mean?
01:08:48I wrote to Just Ask Josie about Brad acting weird
01:08:51Well, that is incredibly ironic because I am Just Ask Josie
01:08:55What?
01:08:57I thought you were a web designer
01:09:00I just tell everyone that to throw them off
01:09:03How is this even possible?
01:09:08You're a guy
01:09:10It's easy to be anonymous online
01:09:12I think that's why people aren't afraid to tell me their stories
01:09:15Alright Brad, tell us what's really going on
01:09:19There's absolutely no way this is happening
01:09:21I'm not making this up
01:09:24No, he's telling the truth
01:09:29I might be really mad
01:09:33If I wasn't so unbelievably crazy happy right now
01:09:40I can't believe Just Ask Josie is our best man
01:09:43Okay, okay, but to everyone else your best man is just Jason
01:09:48You guys will keep my secret, right?
01:09:50Yeah
01:09:52Of course
01:09:54We just won't ever keep any secrets from each other again, right?
01:09:58I promise
01:10:02Alright
01:10:04Let's go to the rehearsal lunch
01:10:07I'm famished
01:10:09I love you so much
01:10:12Let's go get married
01:10:13I love you, babe
01:10:14Let's do this
01:10:20I know this is crazy
01:10:23How can you do that?
01:10:25Just pretend you're someone you're not
01:10:28It's not like that
01:10:29I really care about the people that write to me
01:10:33But you made a fool out of those people
01:10:35You made a fool out of me
01:10:41How did I make a fool out of you?
01:10:43Carrie!
01:11:05Carrie! There you are
01:11:12Come on and get some dinner
01:11:14I'm not hungry
01:11:16Ladybug, what's wrong?
01:11:18I'm a moron
01:11:20Why don't you let me be the judge of that?
01:11:22Spill it
01:11:26Remember when I was ten and you told me to put a piece of wedding cake under my pillow and I would dream of my future love?
01:11:32That's why you were asking about the old wives tale
01:11:35Yeah, I remember
01:11:37Keep going
01:11:39Well, it worked
01:11:40I dreamt I was walking down the aisle and there was a handsome groom waiting for me and it was magical and beautiful
01:11:46And then I woke up and the years passed by and I forgot all about it
01:11:51Okay
01:11:53Until a couple of days ago when I met the guy from my dream
01:11:56Oh my
01:11:57And that guy is Jason
01:11:58Double oh my
01:11:59But I totally freaked out and I didn't know what to do and so I asked this online love person just ask Josie
01:12:04Oh, I love her
01:12:08But it turns out, hang on to your knickers
01:12:11Josie is a he
01:12:13Not a she
01:12:15Okay, bring on the big finish
01:12:17And that he is Jason
01:12:19That doesn't just happen to people
01:12:22So not only is Jason the guy I dreamt I was gonna marry but he's also the person I already told all this to
01:12:29Oh
01:12:31But he doesn't know that yet
01:12:33And if I tell him then I'm afraid he's gonna think I'm crazy
01:12:35But if I don't then I'm just as much of a liar as I accused him of being
01:12:39Oh
01:12:41That's a real whopper
01:12:43Also you can't talk to anyone about this because if people find out it's gonna ruin his whole career or something
01:12:48So sorry, but welcome to the venerable league of secret keepers
01:12:52Well, secret keepers still have to eat
01:12:54I love to eat
01:12:55I love you
01:12:57I'm sorry
01:12:59I love you
01:13:01I love you
01:13:03I love you
01:13:05I love you
01:13:07I love you
01:13:09I love you
01:13:11I love you
01:13:13Yeah, let's go
01:13:15I love you
01:13:17The hole doesn't add up to its parts
01:13:21There's a hairline
01:13:22You know, when I was a little girl, my grandma gave me a piece of wedding cake to put under my pillow.
01:13:28And guess who I dreamt of?
01:13:30Who?
01:13:31Your dad.
01:13:35He was three years older than me, and he was the most popular boy in the school.
01:13:40And I was just this scrawny little freshman.
01:13:44You never told me this.
01:13:46Well, the very next day, I marched straight up to your dad, standing at the locker,
01:13:53and I told him that I had a wedding cake dream about him, and that wedding cake dream stick,
01:13:57and that we were going to get married someday, so he better remember my name.
01:14:02What did he do?
01:14:03He shook my hand, and then he and his friends had a good laugh when I walked away.
01:14:09But you ended up together.
01:14:11It took your dad four years to ask me out on a date.
01:14:16When he did, man, that first kiss stopped traffic.
01:14:25That's an amazing story.
01:14:28Love is amazing, ladybug.
01:14:35You want to know something?
01:14:37What?
01:14:38That wedding cake didn't get us together, and it didn't keep us together either.
01:14:43But I sure am glad that it made me brave enough to make a fool of myself.
01:14:48Now, come on.
01:14:54I know you're starving.
01:15:00No, you go ahead.
01:15:03I'm not ready to talk to Jason yet.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Okay.
01:15:17Bye.
01:15:19Drive safe.
01:15:20Take care.
01:15:20Bye-bye.
01:15:21Bye-bye.
01:15:23Hey, guys.
01:15:25Hey.
01:15:27I'm really sorry about everything.
01:15:30I'm too in love to be angry, and we're having the best wedding ever tomorrow.
01:15:35Did you talk to Carrie?
01:15:37No, she kept disappearing.
01:15:40Give her some time.
01:15:41She'll come around.
01:15:43I'm going to turn in.
01:15:45I'll see you in the morning.
01:15:46See you bright and early.
01:15:47All right.
01:15:47I think you might be starting to fall for her.
01:15:54I love how you're just catching on.
01:15:58Okay.
01:15:59Okay.
01:15:59Okay.
01:16:17It's my wedding day.
01:16:40It's my...
01:16:41Oh, Carrie.
01:16:45It's glorious.
01:16:46It's glorious.
01:16:47Just you wait.
01:16:49It's not finished yet.
01:16:54It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
01:16:58You're the best sister in the world.
01:16:59Whoa.
01:17:00Okay.
01:17:01Be careful.
01:17:02We need it to last till the wedding.
01:17:07Are you okay?
01:17:10I just have a lot to think about.
01:17:12About Jason.
01:17:14About everything.
01:17:15But today is your day.
01:17:20Don't you have a hair appointment soon?
01:17:22Oh my gosh.
01:17:24I have to go get ready.
01:17:26I love it.
01:17:27It's beautiful.
01:17:28I'm getting married.
01:17:29I'm getting married.
01:17:29Come on.
01:17:49Oh my gosh, baby.
01:17:51You're going to make me cry.
01:17:53I haven't really said anything yet.
01:17:55I know, but I can imagine it, and it's so nice.
01:17:59Carrie, I'm right here.
01:18:01You have tissues?
01:18:02Got them.
01:18:04It's almost time.
01:18:08My gorgeous girls.
01:18:11I'm so scared.
01:18:12Here, Mom.
01:18:17Oh, that's my cue.
01:18:19Yep.
01:18:22You ready, Dad?
01:18:28Ready.
01:18:30Here we go.
01:18:31Mom?
01:18:42Somehow.
01:18:45The impossible happened.
01:18:49And my dream came true.
01:18:53Isn't she beautiful?
01:18:55Yes, she is.
01:19:23Oh, now, somehow, somehow, somehow, I get to marry you.
01:19:41Now I pronounce you man and wife.
01:19:53Hi.
01:19:57Hi.
01:19:59Um, Carrie, I wanted to talk to you about...
01:20:02Come here!
01:20:03Oh, hi!
01:20:06Okay.
01:20:20Hey, Kaya.
01:20:22Uh, hang on a sec.
01:20:25Is everything okay?
01:20:26Yes, everything's fine.
01:20:27I'm just dying to know what happened with the dream guy.
01:20:31Nothing yet.
01:20:32Ugh, you're too slow.
01:20:34I'm going nuts over here.
01:20:35But did you hear about Just Ask Dosie?
01:20:38Did I hear what about her?
01:20:40It's not a her.
01:20:41It's a him.
01:20:42What?
01:20:43He posted this whole confession last night.
01:20:45Said if he wants his followers to trust him,
01:20:47he can't keep his identity a secret any longer.
01:20:50He's changing the website to Just Ask Jason.
01:20:54There's a picture of him up there.
01:20:56He's pretty hot.
01:20:57Hold on a second.
01:20:59Hold on a second.
01:21:09Kaya, I've gotta go.
01:21:10Okay.
01:21:11Call me later and please have something good to tell me.
01:21:14Okay.
01:21:15Most of you have been with me for a long time and I'm sure all of this comes as a shock.
01:21:24I'm sorry I kept the truth from you for so long.
01:21:27I thought it made it easier for people to tell their stories to a stranger.
01:21:31But then I remembered that the reason people come to Just Ask Josie is to make deeper connections.
01:21:37And the only way you can do that is by being open and vulnerable.
01:21:41I may lose some followers.
01:21:44I may have to start over.
01:21:46But you've all shared so much with me over the years.
01:21:49And now I'm ready to start sharing with you too.
01:21:52If everyone will please bring your attention to the front, Mr. and Mrs. Brad and Lydia Sisko will cut the cake.
01:22:08One, two, three.
01:22:22I was afraid you were gonna miss the cake.
01:22:26Can't miss the cake.
01:22:27That's the best part.
01:22:28It is.
01:22:32Hey, you asked me about that old wives tale the other night.
01:22:36The one where you put the piece of cake under your pillow?
01:22:39Yeah, that one.
01:22:41Have you ever tried it?
01:22:43Hang on a second.
01:22:52Read it.
01:23:02Dear Just Ask Jason,
01:23:05I'm ready to tell the man of my dreams the truth.
01:23:08Wish me luck.
01:23:10Wedding cake dreams.
01:23:16I don't understand.
01:23:17When I was ten years old, I put a piece of wedding cake under my pillow and I dreamt of you.
01:23:26And I don't know if that dream means we're meant to be together forever or it was just indigestion, but I like you.
01:23:36A lot.
01:23:40And I don't care if I sound foolish and I don't care if it takes you four years or if you never feel the same way about me.
01:23:45I just wanted you to know it.
01:23:55Okay, I'll take that as...
01:24:15Thank you so much.
01:24:16I want to know it.
01:24:19You're very much.
01:24:20Yeah.
01:24:22I want to know it is a great thing.
01:24:25I want to know you again.
01:24:27If you would like to go somewhere else.
01:24:29If you would like to celebrate your friends and your friends.
01:24:31Come and see.
01:24:32I'm glad you're glad you're behind.
01:24:34You'd like to be dead.
01:24:36You can see you.
01:24:38I want to know you.
01:24:40You don't know you.
01:24:41You can see your friends and your friends.
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