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I'm Done Being a Yes Man Full Movie
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00:00:00and so for begging you you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if you plead
00:00:06guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist I can do anything for you I don't
00:00:10have the money you just grab my dad's checkbook I'm going to spend your
00:00:13family's fortune with the man of my dreams while you rot in jail no no no no
00:00:19stop come on please why why stop stop since her regards I can't believe this
00:00:28this is the woman I thought I loved if I could go back in time I would make
00:00:32Stella pay did this thing take me back in time I'll figure out a way to get you
00:00:37out you're always by my side and I'll never ignore you again now I can get
00:00:43revenge from now on they are not to use a single thing that the Quinn family wants
00:00:48let them see how it feels to be controlled I want her to suffer like she made me
00:00:53suffer
00:00:58oh my god oh um Stella can you please fill this car down you know according to the
00:01:08California Motor Department of Vehicles Christ why'd you bring this fucking loser he's
00:01:12really killing my life if I don't keep him on a leash then we don't get his daddy's fancy car
00:01:15if I flake then we get to ride and left with luxury
00:01:18savage god I love you no no don't please
00:01:21relax Enzo I'm just having a little fun I thought you liked having fun with me
00:01:30no I do I do seriously it was just you know we need a
00:01:36what did I do what was that did I just kill someone oh wake up no no no no you didn't do this
00:01:51this car is technically in Enzo's name so actually it's on him
00:01:56what no no I wasn't the one driving yeah but you let a drunk miner behind the wheel
00:02:03so this is your fault no no no no please you are the heir to the Quinn corporation if
00:02:09you plead guilty you'll get off with a slap on the wrist
00:02:11meanwhile I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur a low-class nobody
00:02:18they'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again
00:02:21yeah dude what kind of man lets a girl take the fall
00:02:24Enzo I'm begging you I know how you feel about me
00:02:27I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together
00:02:31how does that sound
00:02:38okay I'll do it wait for me I'll be back okay we have to go
00:02:46I'd love to but I don't have the money right now oh you know that's okay you can just grab my dad's checkbook all right
00:02:53here it's in the safe find a painting in the closet the code is zero eight one four and he's going to business
00:03:00trip so I shouldn't notice perfect don't tell anyone about it all right the account is linked to my father's trust
00:03:07which has billions of dollars so it's basically a blank checkbook
00:03:14you don't say
00:03:16Tony the code is zero eight one four
00:03:23write yourself a check for however much you want this moron basically said it's a bottomless well
00:03:30what are you talking about still what are you doing right now
00:03:37don't look at me like that you offered to help
00:03:39because I'd do anything for you I gave your father a job I let you both move in with me I paid you I fed you
00:03:46still I'm in love with you
00:04:04how sweet but I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly weak nerd like myself your family might be rich but your social suicide
00:04:15So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you've rot in jail.
00:04:22Bye-bye.
00:04:23No!
00:04:24Stella, please.
00:04:25Please, why?
00:04:26Why?
00:04:27Why, Stella?
00:04:30Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:04:36Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:04:39Enzo!
00:04:40Really?
00:04:41Give me a second, please.
00:04:42Please give me a second, please.
00:04:43I didn't do it.
00:04:46I didn't do it, okay? You have to blame me.
00:04:48I know. Of course you didn't.
00:04:50This isn't you. Just give me some time, my dad's a lawyer.
00:04:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:04:56I never even give you the time of day. I was a jerk to you. Why would you help me?
00:05:02Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:05:07Here, just take this, okay?
00:05:12That's enough. Let's go.
00:05:14I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo. I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:05:17I should have noticed you. I should have been there for you. Let's go.
00:05:26That little tramp.
00:05:28What a fucking simp.
00:05:33What should we buy first? A new getaway car?
00:05:36No, we need to be smart about this.
00:05:38That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:05:44Shit!
00:05:45And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he tips her off.
00:05:48Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:05:52How do we do that?
00:05:54Babe, we have all the money in the world.
00:05:57We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:05:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:03Please, please.
00:06:05No, no, no, no.
00:06:07Stella, send her regards.
00:06:09I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:06:28Lily, if I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you.
00:06:33And I would make Stella pay.
00:07:00Is this...
00:07:01Enzo, are you alright?
00:07:03Oh, thank God it's you.
00:07:17Oh, that must have been a dream.
00:07:19Are you feeling okay?
00:07:20You just fainted while we were studying.
00:07:22Studying?
00:07:22One, two, three, four, five, seven, one...
00:07:34Enzo, what's wrong?
00:07:37Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:07:40It's the 30th of August.
00:07:42The season just started.
00:07:43Is everything okay?
00:07:44Okay?
00:07:44Holy shit, did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:55Holy shit, did this thing take me back in time?
00:08:02There's no blood and no scar.
00:08:05I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:08:07What the hell, Tony?
00:08:09You could have broken his nose.
00:08:11Oh, chill out.
00:08:12Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:08:14Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:08:16I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
00:08:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:08:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:08:27Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:08:31No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:08:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:08:38Stella, send your regards.
00:08:42I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:08:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,
00:08:51she took me for granted.
00:08:53But now, I can get revenge.
00:08:58Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?
00:09:00What?
00:09:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:09:03He does whatever I say.
00:09:05Watch.
00:09:06Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:09:09Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:09:11It's so hot out here.
00:09:13And is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:09:16Sure.
00:09:18Stella, anything for you.
00:09:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:09:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:09:25I know, he's so cringe.
00:09:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:09:29I give his life purpose.
00:09:31I consider him a charity case.
00:09:33Shh.
00:09:33He's coming back.
00:09:34He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:09:36Careful, he may start umping your leg.
00:09:39What took you so long?
00:09:40No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:09:42Give it to me.
00:09:53Here.
00:09:55Must be thirsty.
00:09:59Here.
00:10:00Must be thirsty.
00:10:01Thanks, Enzo.
00:10:03Whoa.
00:10:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:10:06Stella, you're going to let him play you like that?
00:10:09What are you doing?
00:10:10That was for me.
00:10:11No.
00:10:11I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:10:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:10:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:19Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:10:24when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:10:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:10:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:10:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:10:37Fine.
00:10:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:10:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:10:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:10:48Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:10:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:10:54Tony, save your energy.
00:10:56Just let me talk to him.
00:11:02Listen, I don't know if it's because of Tony or what,
00:11:05but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
00:11:07And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:11:13Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:16Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:11:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:11:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,
00:11:25I need to draw this out.
00:11:28You're right.
00:11:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:11:35I knew it.
00:11:36You never could resist me.
00:11:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:11:40I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:11:44Think you can do that?
00:11:47Of course.
00:11:49Good.
00:11:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning
00:11:53and wax my Cadillac, then maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:56And fuck it up.
00:12:01She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:12:03Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:12:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:12:08I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:12:10Oh, speaking of,
00:12:12we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:12:14My treat.
00:12:15Every meal there's like $200.
00:12:17What, like that's expensive?
00:12:19Invite everybody.
00:12:20Let's make it a party.
00:12:22Except for you two,
00:12:24because they have a dress code.
00:12:26I don't think you'd get in.
00:12:34Stella's such a snake.
00:12:36After everything you've done for her,
00:12:37she's going to humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:12:43Sorry.
00:12:44I shouldn't have said anything.
00:12:45I know you like her.
00:12:48Nope.
00:12:53She means nothing to me now.
00:12:59I never realized that
00:13:00you're always by my side
00:13:02and I will never ignore you again.
00:13:06Do you mean it?
00:13:08I promise.
00:13:11Let's go.
00:13:15Lily!
00:13:17Hey!
00:13:18How many times do I just have this mouth breather?
00:13:21I don't drink milk.
00:13:22And why would I care about that?
00:13:24I got this tray for Lily.
00:13:26Are you just making me jealous?
00:13:27This is payback for Tony?
00:13:28Definitely payback of some kind.
00:13:30He's just like a lap dog,
00:13:32just begging for her crumbs.
00:13:33I could have any guy that I want.
00:13:36You should feel lucky
00:13:37to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:13:39Oh yeah?
00:13:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:13:42Around that street corner where you work.
00:13:45You want to say that again?
00:13:46You guys, come on.
00:13:54Stop.
00:13:54It's going too far.
00:13:57If you don't want to end up like your freak friend,
00:13:58I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:14:00All right, guys.
00:14:01Bring your leftovers over here.
00:14:03I'm worried this beta cuck
00:14:04doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:14:05Tony, come on.
00:14:09Stop it.
00:14:10What's the matter?
00:14:10I strike a nerve?
00:14:15This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:14:17Get him, Tony.
00:14:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:14:25There's a limit to my patience.
00:14:27Tony, people are watching.
00:14:29What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:14:38Come on then, fight back.
00:14:40You're a pussy.
00:14:41A nobody.
00:14:42Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:14:47Oh, fuck!
00:14:49If you think fighting's going to get my attention,
00:14:51you're pathetic.
00:14:53Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:14:55Hey, what is going on here?
00:14:57Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:15:00I'm fine.
00:15:01I'm fine.
00:15:01Principal Harris, Enzo started it.
00:15:03It's his fault.
00:15:04I don't care who started it.
00:15:05All involved will be punished.
00:15:08Including you, little miss...
00:15:10Stella Quinn.
00:15:12As in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:15:15You know, the family that funded
00:15:16the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:15:19You mean your family is the anonymous donor
00:15:21that gave $100 million to the school?
00:15:24Yep, I am.
00:15:25If that little simp wants to marry me so bad,
00:15:28he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:15:31That two-faced bitch.
00:15:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:15:36Fine.
00:15:37She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:15:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:15:43Principal Harris,
00:15:44I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:15:46Listen, young man.
00:15:50This is grounds for expulsion.
00:15:51I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:15:53We didn't do any...
00:15:53No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:15:55This is unacceptable.
00:15:56You're right.
00:15:57We should call all our parents involved right now
00:15:59and settle this mess.
00:16:00Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:16:03I'm sure they'd want to know
00:16:04why their own servant's son
00:16:05is picking fights with their daughter.
00:16:07Nice one, Enzo.
00:16:08How are you going to get your family
00:16:09thrown out on the streets?
00:16:10That's okay.
00:16:11They're used to tents and park benches.
00:16:13No, yeah.
00:16:14Why don't I just call my dad right now
00:16:15to smooth things over?
00:16:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:16:21Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:16:22I can't let that happen.
00:16:25I'll save you the suffering
00:16:26if you apologize in front of everyone.
00:16:28I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:16:30Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:16:33Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:16:34Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:16:37Enzo knows what he did wrong
00:16:39and my family taught me
00:16:40to give everyone a second chance.
00:16:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:45I have not learned my lesson.
00:16:46You should get my dad here
00:16:47immediately to settle this.
00:16:49Can you just drop it?
00:16:50Stop playing this out
00:16:51just to get my attention.
00:16:53I'm going to leave
00:16:54before you say anything else
00:16:55to risk your family's livelihood.
00:17:00Come on.
00:17:02You okay?
00:17:03Do you need to say anything?
00:17:04I'm fine.
00:17:04You okay?
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06The cracks in her stories
00:17:08are already starting to show.
00:17:12Yo, look at that beauty.
00:17:14Sex on wheels.
00:17:15I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:17:17I've seen her get in it before.
00:17:19If I had a car like that,
00:17:20maybe Tony would notice me.
00:17:21Okay, if you're that desperate,
00:17:23then...
00:17:23I might know a guy.
00:17:29Hey.
00:17:30Unlock the door, man.
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:36Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:17:37I said unlock the door.
00:17:42I don't have time
00:17:43to drive you home today.
00:17:44Promise my daughter
00:17:45I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:17:47Hey!
00:17:48Hey!
00:17:48No, excuse me.
00:17:50Man, I pay your salary,
00:17:51not Stella.
00:17:52Watch your tone, kid.
00:17:54I know you've been pining
00:17:55after my daughter.
00:17:56I didn't want to get with her.
00:17:58I'd say it's in your best interest
00:17:59to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:18:02Besides, you two seem more suited
00:18:04for the bus.
00:18:05If anyone.
00:18:08Kevin!
00:18:09What?
00:18:09I'm not messing around.
00:18:10Open the door.
00:18:11God, he's shameless.
00:18:13Hey, guys.
00:18:15You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:18:16Here he is.
00:18:17A penniless fucking driver.
00:18:18Keep fluffing.
00:18:20We all know you're going to start
00:18:21wagging your tail the moment
00:18:23Stella shows up.
00:18:24Oh, yeah, right.
00:18:25I totally forgot.
00:18:26I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:28I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:30That's right.
00:18:31No matter how rich you are,
00:18:33as long as you keep
00:18:34groveling at my daughter's feet,
00:18:36she'll eventually replace you
00:18:38as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:18:42Yeah, I forgot.
00:18:43I'm so madly in love with her.
00:18:45Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:18:51Open this door,
00:18:52or I'd be happy to call my father
00:18:54that you don't know
00:18:55who the big boss is, okay?
00:18:57Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:59What's up with this kid today?
00:19:01He's got more attitude than usual.
00:19:03Great timing, Stella.
00:19:04You're stalker and his raggedy girlfriend
00:19:06who are trying to hitch a ride.
00:19:08Well, here comes Stella.
00:19:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:19:13Oh, no.
00:19:13It looks like we don't have room
00:19:15for you guys today.
00:19:17Since I'm so giving,
00:19:18here's some bus fare.
00:19:23You know, Stella,
00:19:24I really underestimated you.
00:19:25How'd a girl with nothing
00:19:26become such a spoiled brat?
00:19:28You want a repeat
00:19:29of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:19:30Seriously, Enzo?
00:19:32I just forgave you
00:19:33for what happened earlier.
00:19:34If this is your big attempt
00:19:36at getting my attention,
00:19:37newsflash, Enzo,
00:19:39I'm not going to fall
00:19:40for your little tantrum.
00:19:41Oh, yeah?
00:19:41Let's see who really throws a tantrum
00:19:43when they find out
00:19:43who owns the car, huh?
00:19:45Tony, open the door.
00:19:49Have fun with your
00:19:50fugly church mounts, busboy.
00:19:56Open the door!
00:19:59Hey, look, it's fine.
00:20:00I can make my own way home.
00:20:01It's fine.
00:20:02No.
00:20:02From now on,
00:20:03I'm going to start
00:20:03taking care of you, okay?
00:20:05Beginning with this.
00:20:11Dad,
00:20:12it's time to exterminate
00:20:13some pests.
00:20:15Dude,
00:20:16you can stop pretending, man.
00:20:17They're already gone.
00:20:19You and your little virgin friend
00:20:20can go hurry up
00:20:21before you miss the bus.
00:20:22God, Lily,
00:20:23are you brain dead?
00:20:24Or really just that desperate
00:20:26you'd choose this reject
00:20:27over a whole school of guys?
00:20:29Come on, Lily, stop.
00:20:30Aw, look like they're
00:20:32meant for each other.
00:20:33Like bacne and body odor.
00:20:37Keep laughing, guys.
00:20:38Any moment now,
00:20:39you're going to find out
00:20:39who's really the heir
00:20:40to the Queen Corporation.
00:20:41Stop pretending, man.
00:20:43We all know that Stella's
00:20:44keeping your bargain bin family
00:20:45afloat
00:20:46because of her bleeding heart.
00:20:47What a moron.
00:20:49If you just kept kissing
00:20:50the ground she walked on
00:20:51like a good little simp,
00:20:52she'd continue to pay your way.
00:20:54Aw, instead you went
00:20:55and spazzed out
00:20:56and you'll have to live
00:20:57with that guilt and humiliation.
00:21:00The only person
00:21:01who's going to regret
00:21:02anything today
00:21:02will be Stella.
00:21:05Just you wait.
00:21:06Watch.
00:21:07That car will be turning around
00:21:09in three...
00:21:11Let's stay back.
00:21:12I want to watch this
00:21:13blow up in his face.
00:21:14Two.
00:21:15Dude's really committed
00:21:16to the bit.
00:21:17One.
00:21:25They really came back?
00:21:35I apologize
00:21:35for my poor attitude
00:21:36earlier, sir.
00:21:38Oh, here.
00:21:38Please.
00:21:39Let me help you with that.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:42Why did Stella
00:21:44allow her servant's son
00:21:45to use her car?
00:21:47All right.
00:21:48Come on, Lily.
00:21:49I know, and
00:21:50why is the driver
00:21:52acting like the simp's
00:21:53the boss?
00:21:54Did you really have
00:21:58to report me
00:21:58to your father?
00:22:00You're never going
00:22:01to get Stella
00:22:01to keep acting
00:22:02like a petty bitch.
00:22:03If you have a problem
00:22:04with the way
00:22:05I handled things,
00:22:05I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:22:08No.
00:22:10That won't be necessary, sir.
00:22:12I just felt so bad for him.
00:22:14I mean,
00:22:15you know what a ride
00:22:16like that means
00:22:17to a charity case
00:22:18like him?
00:22:22Let's see how long
00:22:22you can keep up
00:22:23this little heiress routine.
00:22:24without a penny
00:22:25to your name.
00:22:26Oh!
00:22:27I almost forgot.
00:22:31For the bus ride.
00:22:33Oh!
00:22:35Oh, you scrawny,
00:22:36ungrateful piece of shit!
00:22:38Stella treated you
00:22:39with pity!
00:22:40You treat her like that?
00:22:42Oh!
00:22:44Come out here
00:22:44and fight me like a man!
00:22:46Tony,
00:22:47save your energy.
00:22:48A commoner like that
00:22:49wouldn't know class
00:22:50if it slapped him
00:22:50in the face!
00:22:52She thinks she has me whipped.
00:22:54But she's about to learn
00:22:55who's really on the leash.
00:23:01What's been with that
00:23:01little punk lately?
00:23:02He's been talking back to you!
00:23:03He's probably just jealous
00:23:05because you've been
00:23:05hanging around.
00:23:06No, I think it's because
00:23:07you're too nice to him!
00:23:08You really can't indulge
00:23:09people like that.
00:23:11They'll just stab you
00:23:12in the back.
00:23:13So this is how you
00:23:14want to play it, Enzo?
00:23:16I don't care if you kiss my feet
00:23:17and shower me in gifts.
00:23:19You're dead to me.
00:23:20There you go.
00:23:32Thanks.
00:23:33Nice house.
00:23:34Yeah, thank you.
00:23:35Yeah, it's great.
00:23:40Wow.
00:23:41I've never had a guy
00:23:41take me home before
00:23:42but I'm just really happy
00:23:44that it was you.
00:23:47My birthday is this Friday
00:23:49and I was wondering
00:23:51if maybe you'd
00:23:52want to celebrate
00:23:53with me?
00:23:54That's right.
00:23:55Lily and Stella
00:23:56have the same birthday.
00:23:57I always threw Stella
00:23:58the biggest parties
00:23:59money could buy.
00:24:00So no one was around
00:24:01to celebrate Lily's.
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:03Of course.
00:24:05Lily, I am never
00:24:06missing your birthday again.
00:24:07You can count on that.
00:24:13See you later, okay?
00:24:19You're a little lagged today.
00:24:37Almost cost me my job.
00:24:39You really want to make it harder
00:24:40to win over Stella?
00:24:41The only reason you're even
00:24:42still employed, Kevin,
00:24:44was because you were my father's
00:24:45trusted chauffeur
00:24:46for the past 10 years.
00:24:48And I really don't give a shit
00:24:49what Stella thinks.
00:24:53Good luck locking her down
00:24:54with this petty bullshit.
00:24:56Petty?
00:25:00You live in a mansion
00:25:02with your daughter
00:25:03and make more than
00:25:04all the other employees, Kevin.
00:25:06I could make your life
00:25:07go away like that.
00:25:08All right?
00:25:10So shut your mouth
00:25:11and put the foot on the gas.
00:25:13Yes, sir.
00:25:18If he's starting to lose interest
00:25:20and Stella's got to get him back,
00:25:22we deserve to be in the Quinn family
00:25:24one way or another.
00:25:32Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:25:34May I take your bag?
00:25:35Sure.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Thank you so much.
00:25:40How's your day, May?
00:25:41Very well, thank you, sir.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44Oh, May.
00:25:45So I was thinking,
00:25:46this Friday night,
00:25:47I would love to host
00:25:48an extravagant birthday party
00:25:50at the mansion
00:25:50for a very special girl.
00:25:53Do you think we could contact
00:25:54Mr. Blake,
00:25:55the former White House
00:25:56event planner,
00:25:57to get everything organized?
00:25:58Of course, sir.
00:26:01And I hope you're hungry.
00:26:02Your father had top-grade
00:26:04carbonara shrimp
00:26:05flown in from Spain.
00:26:07The chef is preparing it now,
00:26:08and it will be ready
00:26:09right after your bath.
00:26:10Oh, May.
00:26:11You're the greatest.
00:26:13Thank you so much.
00:26:14We'll see you later.
00:26:17Look at that little creep,
00:26:20pretending like he's moved on
00:26:21from Stella.
00:26:22Still throwing a fancy
00:26:23birthday party for her.
00:26:25As long as she keeps
00:26:26his interest,
00:26:27we'll be marrying her
00:26:28to the Quinn fortune
00:26:29in no time.
00:26:31Take whatever you want.
00:26:40It's not that expensive anyway.
00:26:42What?
00:26:42These are all designer brand,
00:26:44limited edition.
00:26:46Any one of these
00:26:46could be tens of thousands
00:26:47of dollars.
00:26:49And this
00:26:50is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:26:53This thing's a certified relic.
00:26:55Keep it.
00:26:55My family can just buy more
00:26:57if we want to.
00:26:57Whatever I want,
00:26:59I get.
00:27:00You're so lucky.
00:27:01Sometimes I question
00:27:02the taste of old rich people.
00:27:04Like, this is so hideous.
00:27:05Even my own grandmother
00:27:06wouldn't wear it.
00:27:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:27:10No.
00:27:10Who said you could touch that?
00:27:11That heirloom
00:27:12was worth more than your life.
00:27:13Put it back.
00:27:14Put all of this back.
00:27:15Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:27:17These are my guests.
00:27:18No, Stella.
00:27:19They're your freaking
00:27:19mindless drones
00:27:20chasing after your fake fortune.
00:27:22You have no right
00:27:23to bring them
00:27:23into my parents' bedroom.
00:27:24You shouldn't even be here.
00:27:25What are you talking about?
00:27:27This is Stella's family mansion.
00:27:29You're lucky
00:27:30they even let you stay here.
00:27:32Who even let you
00:27:32into this wing?
00:27:33Don't you have some
00:27:34tanky servant's quarters
00:27:35to get back to?
00:27:37You know, Stella,
00:27:38I'm just going to give you
00:27:39one chance to just
00:27:40come clean right now
00:27:41and tell everyone the truth
00:27:42or you and your dad
00:27:43are going to have to
00:27:44find somewhere else to live.
00:27:45What's it going to be?
00:27:46Stop being so immature.
00:27:51I know that you're
00:27:52doing all of this
00:27:53because you're jealous
00:27:54of Tony.
00:27:55Stella, you want me
00:27:56to take care of this poser?
00:27:57Oh, you've got to be
00:27:58fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:59You want to wear my jersey?
00:28:01No, take it off now.
00:28:03Be real.
00:28:04Both you and I know
00:28:05you can never afford
00:28:06this jersey.
00:28:08Stella bought it
00:28:08for you out of pity.
00:28:09You're a walking
00:28:10charity king.
00:28:11Jesus.
00:28:12Oh, yeah, why don't I
00:28:13just find the certificate
00:28:14of authenticity
00:28:14and we can see
00:28:15who the ownership's of?
00:28:16Can you not be such
00:28:17a fucking spaz
00:28:18for one night, Enzo?
00:28:19It's just a dirty
00:28:21old jersey.
00:28:21What's the matter
00:28:22if he wears it?
00:28:23Stella, that dirty
00:28:24old jersey is the same
00:28:25jersey Tom Brady wore
00:28:26when he won his first
00:28:27Super Bowl.
00:28:27It's not nothing.
00:28:29And if you want me
00:28:30to like you,
00:28:31you'll let him wear it?
00:28:34Ugh, Enzo,
00:28:35can you just stop
00:28:36killing the vibe?
00:28:37We all know you're
00:28:37acting out because
00:28:38you're just Stella.
00:28:39You're lucky Stella's
00:28:40so patient with you.
00:28:42I would have had the cops
00:28:43cart you off
00:28:43ages ago
00:28:44with your creepy-ass
00:28:45Norman Bates act.
00:28:50Yeah, that's great.
00:28:52I said take it off!
00:28:52Enzo, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, babe.
00:28:57The kid wants to play?
00:28:58We can play.
00:28:59We can play.
00:28:59That's right.
00:29:16Come on, get up.
00:29:17Yeah, see what happens.
00:29:19Give me a reason
00:29:19to beat your ass.
00:29:21Get your fucking face
00:29:22you motherfucker!
00:29:23Fucker!
00:29:24Oh my god!
00:29:26Enzo!
00:29:27Oh my god!
00:29:27Get off of Tony,
00:29:28you freak!
00:29:32What the hell
00:29:32is going on in here?
00:29:33Dad, hurry up and
00:29:34kick Enzo out!
00:29:35He's acting like a savage!
00:29:36Wait, did you just
00:29:38call the chauffeur dad?
00:29:41No, I...
00:29:42Did I hear that right?
00:29:43The chauffeur's your dad?
00:29:44Well, Stella,
00:29:46you want to tell them
00:29:47the truth?
00:29:47This nerd is like
00:29:48he's a completely
00:29:49different person now.
00:29:50Get off of me!
00:29:53Are you guys crazy?
00:29:55Stella is the heir
00:29:56of the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:57How could her father
00:29:58be a useless nobody?
00:30:00Right, Stella?
00:30:03Duh.
00:30:03If my father was
00:30:04some broke-ass chauffeur,
00:30:06I would literally
00:30:06throw myself off a cliff.
00:30:09And hey,
00:30:09this isn't even about me.
00:30:10Enzo's the one
00:30:11acting like a total psycho.
00:30:13Stella, she might
00:30:14be pushing the kid
00:30:15too far.
00:30:16I can't lose this job.
00:30:18It's getting late,
00:30:19Miss Stella.
00:30:20Maybe I should
00:30:21take your friends home?
00:30:22Why?
00:30:23We're just starting
00:30:23to have fun.
00:30:27Fine.
00:30:29Guys, my driver
00:30:30will take you home.
00:30:31We'll hang another time.
00:30:32What?
00:30:32Stella, why are you
00:30:33listening to him?
00:30:35I'm not.
00:30:36I just remembered
00:30:36I have a test tomorrow.
00:30:38I have to study.
00:30:41Alright, let's bounce.
00:30:43Aren't you forgetting
00:30:47something?
00:30:48Guys,
00:30:49leave the stuff.
00:31:07Hey, me.
00:31:08I'm sorry.
00:31:12Kevin,
00:31:12I am so happy
00:31:14you've made yourself
00:31:15so comfortable
00:31:15in my father's seat
00:31:17eating my dinner.
00:31:18Stop the attitude, kid.
00:31:21I drive your ass
00:31:22on every day.
00:31:23You think that's
00:31:23not exhausting?
00:31:25Can I just sit down
00:31:26and eat something?
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:29Kevin,
00:31:29do you see
00:31:30any of the other help
00:31:31doing what you're
00:31:32doing right now?
00:31:33Or is this just
00:31:35what you do
00:31:36to make yourself
00:31:37feel like a big man?
00:31:38Hmm?
00:31:39Because guess what?
00:31:40This house,
00:31:41that food,
00:31:43your car,
00:31:43all of it
00:31:44belongs to my dad
00:31:45and I am sick
00:31:46of watching you
00:31:47take advantage
00:31:48of our name
00:31:48and generosity.
00:31:49Everyone is gone.
00:31:53Can you drop the act?
00:31:54I'm having my share.
00:31:56And Stella will have hers,
00:31:57just like any other night.
00:31:58And if there's anything left,
00:32:00feel free to have our scraps.
00:32:03Hmm.
00:32:05May,
00:32:05can you come get our
00:32:06chat masseuse
00:32:06to come and give me
00:32:07a rubdown
00:32:08and while you're at it,
00:32:09can you get that pastry guy
00:32:10from the Tokyo Ritz
00:32:11to send over the buns
00:32:12of the gold leaf on top?
00:32:14Warmth?
00:32:15I can't believe
00:32:16this is the woman
00:32:17I thought I loved.
00:32:19May,
00:32:23are you fucking deaf
00:32:24or dumb?
00:32:25Move your fugly feet
00:32:27and get out of here!
00:32:28Sweetheart,
00:32:29long day, huh?
00:32:31Come on.
00:32:32Carp in here,
00:32:33straight.
00:32:34I'm not spying now.
00:32:35So amazing.
00:32:37What are you still doing here?
00:32:39God,
00:32:40am I speaking Latin
00:32:41over here?
00:32:42Get moving
00:32:43or I'll get you fired!
00:32:46Yes, miss.
00:32:46No.
00:32:47No, no, no,
00:32:47May,
00:32:48you don't work
00:32:48for these people.
00:32:50Enzo,
00:32:50I've dealt with your bullshit
00:32:52all day.
00:32:54You're not gonna win me back
00:32:55by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:58Show some respect.
00:32:59Respect.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Your father
00:33:03is a penniless driver
00:33:04that sits around here
00:33:05like a gluttonous oath
00:33:07and you are just his spoiled brat
00:33:09and you are just his spoiled brat daughter
00:33:09drooling over an ounce
00:33:11of my fortune.
00:33:13I have more respect
00:33:14for a sewer rat
00:33:15than I do either of you.
00:33:18Let me tell you something.
00:33:20This whole push-pull thing
00:33:21you got going on
00:33:22isn't gonna work.
00:33:23It's really starting
00:33:24to piss me off.
00:33:26Enzo.
00:33:26Stella's a straightforward gal.
00:33:29She doesn't like these mind games.
00:33:31If you want her to like you,
00:33:32just treat her well.
00:33:34It's too late.
00:33:35I only hung out with this dweeb
00:33:36because I felt sorry for him.
00:33:38But clearly,
00:33:39that went to his head.
00:33:41Maybe I should punish his sorry ass
00:33:43and ignore him
00:33:43until he learns his lesson.
00:33:45Remember, Enzo,
00:33:46you can't live without me.
00:33:51Really?
00:33:54You,
00:33:55you are judged out
00:33:57in thousands of dollars
00:33:58worth of pajamas
00:33:59and masks
00:34:00all from my mom.
00:34:02And you think that
00:34:03I can't live without you.
00:34:06Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:34:09I don't give a shit.
00:34:12I don't give a shit.
00:34:14What is your damage?
00:34:17You're acting more like
00:34:18a stuck-up bitch
00:34:18than a man.
00:34:19I didn't expect you,
00:34:20the mighty heir
00:34:21to the Quint Corp,
00:34:23to be such a cheapskate.
00:34:25We're only eating your food
00:34:26and using your things
00:34:28because we thought
00:34:29that you were offering them to us
00:34:31out of your generosity.
00:34:33Generosity?
00:34:34Please, Dad.
00:34:35He only gave us those things
00:34:36because he wanted
00:34:37to get in my pants.
00:34:39And now, what?
00:34:40Because Tony and I got close,
00:34:41you want to take it out on us?
00:34:43Let's go.
00:34:44Dad,
00:34:45just looking at him
00:34:47makes me sick.
00:34:59Sir, are you okay?
00:35:01Sir, are you okay?
00:35:05May I want you to take
00:35:07everything I've touched?
00:35:08The pajamas,
00:35:10the couches,
00:35:10even the goddamn utensils,
00:35:14throw it all out,
00:35:14it is tainted.
00:35:16Yes, sir.
00:35:19From now on,
00:35:20they are not to use
00:35:21a single thing
00:35:22that the Quint family owns.
00:35:24No more VIP treatment,
00:35:26no more fine dining,
00:35:28no more using my family's name
00:35:29to take advantage of me,
00:35:31okay?
00:35:31Let them see
00:35:32how it feels
00:35:34to be controlled.
00:35:38And someone has been
00:35:39pissing me off lately,
00:35:40Dad.
00:35:40I don't know how much
00:35:41longer I can put up with him.
00:35:42Easy.
00:35:43He's just trying to get
00:35:44your attention,
00:35:45but you still got him
00:35:46eating out of the palm
00:35:47of your hand.
00:35:48What do you mean?
00:35:49I heard him.
00:35:50They'll made me
00:35:51to contact the former
00:35:52White House event planner
00:35:53for a huge party
00:35:54this Friday night.
00:35:56So, he's obviously
00:35:57planning your big
00:35:58birthday bash.
00:36:00That's why he's been
00:36:00acting so weird lately.
00:36:02I knew he wasn't over me.
00:36:04What?
00:36:05You can't let him forget
00:36:06who's in charge.
00:36:08Don't worry.
00:36:09When I'm done with him,
00:36:10I'll have him at my feet,
00:36:11obeying my every word.
00:36:18Hey, Kevin,
00:36:18I want you to pick up
00:36:19Lily first,
00:36:20then head to school.
00:36:25Oh, my God.
00:36:27Dad, we're going to
00:36:28pick up Tony as usual.
00:36:29Let's go.
00:36:30Got it.
00:36:30Tony first,
00:36:31then off to school.
00:36:32Stop the car.
00:36:34What is your problem?
00:36:36Kevin,
00:36:37do we have a misunderstanding?
00:36:39Did I say to pick up
00:36:40Lily or Tony first?
00:36:42Because last time I checked,
00:36:43it's my family's car,
00:36:45and we pay to go
00:36:46where we want.
00:36:46Come on,
00:36:48Enzo.
00:36:49Let's not start
00:36:50the morning off like this.
00:36:51We always pick up
00:36:52Tony and then...
00:36:53No,
00:36:53we always do
00:36:54what your daughter says.
00:36:55And today,
00:36:56I am ordering you
00:36:57to pick up Lily
00:36:58and Tony can fuck off.
00:37:01And if you have a problem
00:37:01with that,
00:37:02I'd be happy to speak
00:37:04to my father
00:37:04about your employment.
00:37:05Seriously?
00:37:06Lily?
00:37:07Again?
00:37:08If you think dragging
00:37:09that waste of space
00:37:10into this
00:37:11is going to make me jealous,
00:37:12you clearly haven't seen us
00:37:13side by side.
00:37:15She's a troll.
00:37:16A granny
00:37:17in hand-me-downs.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:20You know what?
00:37:21I really don't feel
00:37:22like sharing my car today
00:37:23with an egotistical
00:37:24tramp like you.
00:37:25Excuse me?
00:37:27Oh,
00:37:27do you need your dad
00:37:28to open the door
00:37:29for you or no?
00:37:29You lost any chance
00:37:33you had with me?
00:37:34I hope you know that!
00:37:36And you never had a chance.
00:37:39Kevin,
00:37:40starting today,
00:37:41this is a private ride
00:37:42just for me
00:37:43and the people I approve.
00:37:44And if you have a problem
00:37:45with that,
00:37:47you can join your daughter
00:37:47on the street.
00:37:52All right.
00:37:56Let's go see Lily.
00:37:59You're a fucking asshole!
00:38:05Enzo,
00:38:06you're going to be
00:38:06the goddamn joke
00:38:07of the school!
00:38:08I am so done with you!
00:38:28Enzo!
00:38:29Oh,
00:38:29dude!
00:38:32Absolutely no chill!
00:38:34We all heard
00:38:35that you're such a creep
00:38:36to Stella
00:38:37because she couldn't
00:38:37even ride
00:38:38in the same car as you!
00:38:41Creep?
00:38:43Nah, man.
00:38:43I actually kicked her
00:38:44out of my car,
00:38:45but I'll do whatever
00:38:46the hell I want
00:38:47and it's none of your business.
00:38:49Christ!
00:38:50You're just a
00:38:50pathological liar!
00:38:52We all know
00:38:53that you're just
00:38:53the son of Stella's
00:38:54servant.
00:38:56Oh!
00:38:57God,
00:38:59Ben,
00:38:59quit poking the bear.
00:39:00The last thing I need
00:39:01is end up
00:39:01freaking out
00:39:02and blowing my cover.
00:39:05You hollowed out.
00:39:06You go apologize to Stella
00:39:08and lay off.
00:39:12Ben,
00:39:13you don't want to get
00:39:13expelled for this freak.
00:39:15Babe,
00:39:27why do you keep
00:39:28sticking up for him
00:39:29if he's being an ass?
00:39:31I mean,
00:39:32he's your servant's son,
00:39:33right?
00:39:35You don't want people
00:39:36getting the wrong idea
00:39:37like he's the Quinn heir.
00:39:38Please,
00:39:39if it weren't for me,
00:39:40his family wouldn't have
00:39:41food on the table.
00:39:42I'm just
00:39:42being generous.
00:39:43You're too sweet,
00:39:50babe.
00:39:51Speaking of,
00:39:52that scholarship
00:39:53you mentioned,
00:39:54how's that coming along?
00:39:57Well,
00:39:57the school only gives
00:39:58scholarships to the top
00:39:59student and
00:39:59you know who has
00:40:01the highest GPA.
00:40:04But if I tell him
00:40:05to hand it over,
00:40:06then he'll do it.
00:40:07You really think
00:40:08he'll agree?
00:40:09I mean,
00:40:09he's been acting
00:40:10like a little bitch
00:40:11lately,
00:40:11but he's still
00:40:12obsessed with me.
00:40:12If I ask him,
00:40:13he'll do it.
00:40:21All right,
00:40:21everyone,
00:40:23your exams are in.
00:40:25Some of you
00:40:26could have done
00:40:26a bit more studying,
00:40:28but others really
00:40:29went above and beyond.
00:40:30I hope you don't mind
00:40:31me singling you out
00:40:32like this,
00:40:32Enzo,
00:40:33but you really
00:40:35knocked it out
00:40:36of the park
00:40:36105%
00:40:37with extra points
00:40:39on the bonus question?
00:40:40He always does this
00:40:43and messes up
00:40:44the curve every time.
00:40:45Teacher's pet.
00:40:46I know,
00:40:46he's a know-it-all.
00:40:47You need to be smart
00:40:48when you're poor
00:40:49and a loser.
00:40:50I'm really proud
00:40:51to announce
00:40:52that you earned
00:40:53the academic scholarship
00:40:54yet another year.
00:40:56Unless,
00:40:57of course,
00:40:57you plan on
00:40:58passing it up again
00:40:59like last time?
00:41:01Miss James,
00:41:02since Enzo
00:41:02doesn't need
00:41:03the scholarship,
00:41:04I think that
00:41:04we should give it
00:41:05to our football
00:41:06captain,
00:41:06Tony Whitman.
00:41:12I'm sorry.
00:41:13Stella,
00:41:14why would I not
00:41:14need a scholarship?
00:41:15I'm just the son
00:41:16of a lowly servant.
00:41:17Yeah,
00:41:18but we all know
00:41:19the Quins pay
00:41:19for everything you owe.
00:41:20We're in their own
00:41:21little personal
00:41:21charity case.
00:41:23Exactly.
00:41:24Around Stella,
00:41:25it's all...
00:41:25Yes, ma'am.
00:41:26No, ma'am.
00:41:27We all know
00:41:28you're just simping up
00:41:29to their family
00:41:29so they pay
00:41:30for your college.
00:41:32Enzo,
00:41:33what do you say?
00:41:34Are you going
00:41:35to be passing
00:41:35it up again
00:41:36this year?
00:41:40Enzo,
00:41:41are you going
00:41:42to be passing
00:41:43it up again
00:41:43this year?
00:41:49Miss James,
00:41:50I'm gonna take it!
00:41:52What the hell,
00:41:53Enzo?
00:41:53I told you,
00:41:54we're giving
00:41:54that scholarship
00:41:55to Tony!
00:41:56Hmm?
00:41:56Oh, sorry,
00:41:57if you want
00:41:58to talk to someone,
00:41:59you should probably
00:41:59decide on some
00:42:00of who cares.
00:42:01Yo,
00:42:02she feeds you,
00:42:03she clothes you,
00:42:04she lets you
00:42:04ride in her
00:42:05luxury cars.
00:42:06How are you
00:42:06going to gas
00:42:07yourself up
00:42:07like you're
00:42:07not some
00:42:08pathetic little
00:42:08leech?
00:42:09Tony actually
00:42:09works for what
00:42:10he has,
00:42:11he's not some
00:42:11clout-chasing
00:42:12bot.
00:42:13You're not even
00:42:13worthy of
00:42:14spin-shining
00:42:14his shoes.
00:42:15Oh, yeah?
00:42:16If he worked
00:42:16so hard,
00:42:16why didn't
00:42:17he win it?
00:42:17Hmm?
00:42:19I don't know.
00:42:20Sounds like
00:42:20Stella won her
00:42:20boy toy on
00:42:21some pretty
00:42:21empty premises.
00:42:26All right,
00:42:26all right,
00:42:27let's settle
00:42:27down,
00:42:28everyone,
00:42:28settle down.
00:42:29Stella,
00:42:30get back to
00:42:30your seat.
00:42:31Miss James,
00:42:32if you say
00:42:32anything else,
00:42:33I'll call my
00:42:33daddy and cut
00:42:34the funding to
00:42:34your department.
00:42:36Enzo,
00:42:36I told you
00:42:37we're giving
00:42:38that scholarship
00:42:38to Tony,
00:42:39so just...
00:42:40why don't you
00:42:43just give that
00:42:44scholarship to
00:42:45Tony and we
00:42:46can forget about
00:42:47all the little
00:42:47arguments we've
00:42:48been having.
00:42:49We can go back
00:42:50to how things
00:42:50were.
00:42:51Wouldn't that
00:42:52be nice?
00:42:54Oh, Stella,
00:42:55if only you knew
00:42:56how ironic that
00:42:57question is.
00:42:58No!
00:42:59Okay?
00:43:00I do not want to
00:43:01go back to the
00:43:01way things were.
00:43:02In fact,
00:43:03I'm going to make
00:43:04sure that this
00:43:04cushy life you've
00:43:05been enjoying gets
00:43:06pulled out from
00:43:07your Prada
00:43:07wearing...
00:43:08I hate you!
00:43:09Oh, I hate you
00:43:09more.
00:43:10Stella,
00:43:12back to your
00:43:12seat.
00:43:13Now.
00:43:30Well, well,
00:43:31well,
00:43:31if it isn't
00:43:32Mr. High and
00:43:32Mighty.
00:43:33You know,
00:43:34you're getting
00:43:34pretty cocky
00:43:35during class today.
00:43:37Can I help you
00:43:41guys?
00:43:42I know you're
00:43:42probably used to
00:43:43helping being the
00:43:44son of a servant,
00:43:45but right now I
00:43:46think you owe us
00:43:47an apology for
00:43:47throwing us out
00:43:48last night.
00:43:49And while you're
00:43:49at it, go ahead
00:43:50and hand the
00:43:51scholarship over to
00:43:51Tony like a good
00:43:52little bitch.
00:43:54We didn't want to
00:43:55cause any problems
00:43:56in Stella's
00:43:57mansion, but here
00:43:59we can do
00:43:59whatever we want.
00:44:00So now, get on
00:44:01your hands and
00:44:01knees and spit-shine
00:44:03our shoes.
00:44:04Nice and clean.
00:44:05Get out of my
00:44:07way.
00:44:12You think you
00:44:13have a choice?
00:44:14Lick her shoe
00:44:15now, bitch.
00:44:17Hey, let him
00:44:19go.
00:44:20Hey, let him
00:44:22go.
00:44:23You were lucky
00:44:23this time, but
00:44:25the teachers won't
00:44:25always be around
00:44:26to save you.
00:44:32Tony, what the
00:44:32hell are you
00:44:33doing?
00:44:33Nothing, coach,
00:44:34just messing
00:44:35around.
00:44:38Shit, why are
00:44:39they provoking
00:44:40Enzo?
00:44:40What if he reveals
00:44:41the truth that I'm
00:44:42the chauffeur's
00:44:42daughter?
00:44:43My image as the
00:44:44Quinn heir would
00:44:44be ruined.
00:44:45Are you all right,
00:44:46son?
00:44:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:44:47Save your energy,
00:44:49Tommy.
00:44:50I've decided we're
00:44:50ignoring him after
00:44:51everything he did.
00:44:55You're Enzo,
00:44:56right?
00:44:57PET, you told me
00:44:58you can guess
00:44:58what's PET?
00:44:58Have you considered
00:44:59trying out for the
00:45:00football team?
00:45:01What?
00:45:01You can't be
00:45:02serious, I mean,
00:45:03the skinny runt?
00:45:04Unless you can
00:45:05pick up the pace,
00:45:06he may be our best
00:45:07option, and the new
00:45:08team captain.
00:45:08What?
00:45:09Look, the school
00:45:10is holding a scrimmage
00:45:11as tryouts for the
00:45:12new season.
00:45:13I would love to see
00:45:13what you've got.
00:45:14What do you say?
00:45:15You want me to play?
00:45:19This lanky loser
00:45:21can never be team
00:45:23captain.
00:45:24Coach, I mean,
00:45:25I love football.
00:45:26Don't get me wrong,
00:45:27you seriously think I
00:45:28have what it takes?
00:45:30Only one way to find
00:45:30out.
00:45:32He'll be pummeled
00:45:33in the first five
00:45:33seconds.
00:45:34Football's just not
00:45:35brute force.
00:45:36Flesh out our team,
00:45:37but right now,
00:45:38we're lacking speed.
00:45:40How can he run
00:45:41when his scrawny little
00:45:42neck can't even keep
00:45:43the helmet up?
00:45:46Coach?
00:45:48I'll give it a try.
00:45:51Joking!
00:45:53Great.
00:45:53I look forward to
00:45:54seeing you on the field
00:45:55tomorrow.
00:45:55Coach, wait!
00:45:57Enzo has never held a
00:45:58football in his whole
00:45:59life.
00:45:59He's only going to
00:46:00weigh us down.
00:46:01If you want to
00:46:01question your coach,
00:46:03you can find another
00:46:03team.
00:46:11Well, that's fine.
00:46:12Tomorrow, I'm going to
00:46:13humiliate you in front
00:46:15of the entire school.
00:46:16When it's all over,
00:46:17we'll still have the
00:46:18girl.
00:46:18T-O-N-Y.
00:46:32Go, Tony.
00:46:33He's our guy.
00:46:34Go, Cougars.
00:46:35Go, Tony.
00:46:38Dude, don't sweat it.
00:46:40We're the star
00:46:40quarterback last season.
00:46:42Beating Enzo is going to
00:46:43be like crushing a bug.
00:46:44I'm going to make that
00:46:45punk regret he was ever
00:46:46born, let alone dream
00:46:48of being on the
00:46:49football team.
00:46:50Coach says that
00:46:51little nerd Enzo's
00:46:52going to be joining us.
00:46:54If he stands us up,
00:46:56he's a dead man.
00:46:58Enzo, where are you?
00:47:06Hey, Lily, you might
00:47:07want to check the
00:47:07little boy's room.
00:47:09I think I saw Enzo
00:47:09crying in one of the
00:47:10stalls.
00:47:11If I were him, I'd have
00:47:12changed my name by now.
00:47:13There's no coming back
00:47:14from that kind of
00:47:15humiliation.
00:47:16He's not backing down.
00:47:17He's just...
00:47:18It's cute that you want
00:47:19to protect your little
00:47:19four-eyed servant spawn,
00:47:21but football's a sport
00:47:22for real men.
00:47:23Not servants in
00:47:24hand-me-downs.
00:47:27Please, Enzo.
00:47:28Please come.
00:47:32Let's go, let's go.
00:47:33Hustle up.
00:47:37Coach, the big game's
00:47:39about to start, and
00:47:40Enzo's not here yet.
00:47:41He should be
00:47:41disqualified.
00:47:42Let's wait a little
00:47:45longer.
00:47:45I told you he'd only
00:47:46weigh us down.
00:47:47He's not even here, and
00:47:48he's already fucking
00:47:49things up.
00:47:50If Enzo costs us the
00:47:51scrimmage, I'm never
00:47:52letting him off the
00:47:52hook.
00:47:53He's never even held a
00:47:54football.
00:47:54He's a joke.
00:47:55Don't bother waiting for
00:47:56Enzo.
00:47:57He won't be coming.
00:48:00Enzo.
00:48:01I'm not asking.
00:48:02I'm telling.
00:48:04Football means
00:48:05everything to Tony,
00:48:07and if you even think
00:48:08about showing up
00:48:08tomorrow, I swear,
00:48:11you'll never get a
00:48:12chance with me.
00:48:14Fine.
00:48:15Let's get started.
00:48:16Wait!
00:48:18Is that...
00:48:20It can't be.
00:48:21Oh my God, I think
00:48:22it is.
00:48:23He looks like a
00:48:24completely different
00:48:25person.
00:48:25Oh my God, I think
00:48:25it is.
00:48:37That's Enzo?
00:48:40I didn't expect him
00:48:41to clean up so nice.
00:48:42Okay, I didn't know
00:48:44he had it in him,
00:48:45and like, if you don't
00:48:46want him, maybe I
00:48:47could take him for a
00:48:47spin?
00:48:48We can't let Lily hug
00:48:49him all to herself.
00:48:51Ew, you slut.
00:48:53He's still a servant
00:48:54boy.
00:48:59Hey.
00:49:00Hi.
00:49:00How's it going?
00:49:02I knew you'd make it.
00:49:04Of course.
00:49:04Gotta see what this
00:49:05nerd can do, right?
00:49:07Did you come to
00:49:07watch?
00:49:08Of course.
00:49:08I'd do anything
00:49:10for you.
00:49:12I thought I told
00:49:13you not to come.
00:49:15Oh, what's the
00:49:15problem?
00:49:16Scared I'll humiliate
00:49:17your boyfriend in front
00:49:18of the entire school?
00:49:19Yeah, I don't listen
00:49:19to you anymore, Stella.
00:49:20You're the daughter
00:49:21of my employee.
00:49:22Don't forget.
00:49:25What's the matter?
00:49:26Studying before the
00:49:27big game?
00:49:28I mean, football's
00:49:29just math.
00:49:29So you make us all
00:49:30late to avoid getting
00:49:32humiliated on the
00:49:33field.
00:49:34No.
00:49:35I had to make a
00:49:35grand entrance
00:49:36before I kick your
00:49:37ass.
00:49:38Do you want to
00:49:38square up, pussy?
00:49:40Or wait, do you need
00:49:41to read a textbook to
00:49:42learn how to throw a
00:49:42punch?
00:49:43Babe, I cannot believe
00:49:55that son of your servant
00:49:57is acting like he owns
00:49:58this place.
00:50:00I mean, if I didn't know
00:50:00any better, I'd think
00:50:01that he's the real
00:50:02Quinn heir.
00:50:02Shit.
00:50:03We're starting to catch
00:50:04on.
00:50:04If that little simp
00:50:05keeps acting all big
00:50:06and tall, everyone
00:50:07will figure out he's
00:50:08the real heir.
00:50:10Enzo's father's been
00:50:11serving my family for
00:50:12years.
00:50:13We took his family in
00:50:14when they lost their
00:50:14home, so they told me
00:50:16to let some things
00:50:16slide and make him
00:50:17feel welcomed.
00:50:19Babe, you're too
00:50:20sweet.
00:50:21But that punk is
00:50:22trying to take
00:50:22advantage of you.
00:50:23Don't worry.
00:50:24Teach him a lesson
00:50:25on the field.
00:50:25Let's go!
00:50:26Let's go!
00:50:31Looks like the
00:50:32blue team needs a few
00:50:32more drills.
00:50:33He charge angles off
00:50:34by five degrees!
00:50:35Oh!
00:50:36And the winner is
00:50:54blue team!
00:50:58How about that?
00:50:59Just kicked your ass
00:51:00pieces in geometry.
00:51:07That fucking pussy
00:51:08got lucky.
00:51:09I can't believe the
00:51:10nerd actually won.
00:51:12It's kind of hot.
00:51:14Oh!
00:51:15I knew you could do it!
00:51:17Thanks for believing
00:51:17in me.
00:51:18Yeah.
00:51:19Enzo's supposed to be
00:51:20into Stella.
00:51:21Why the hell is that
00:51:22frigid bitch getting
00:51:23all his attention?
00:51:24Is your showerhead
00:51:25broken, Lily?
00:51:26Or is this pathetic
00:51:27simp's desperation a
00:51:29turn on for you?
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:32Are you jealous?
00:51:33Fucking gross.
00:51:35You already have
00:51:36your naive virgin.
00:51:38Attention!
00:51:39The selection ceremony
00:51:40for the Interstate
00:51:42Football Championship
00:51:43will be held in the
00:51:44auditorium in five minutes.
00:51:46The chairman of the
00:51:46school board will
00:51:47personally announce
00:51:49the player selected
00:51:49to be the team
00:51:51captain.
00:51:52That position is
00:51:53toned.
00:51:54If you really want
00:51:55to impress Stella,
00:51:56you'll do the whole
00:51:57school a favor and
00:51:58sit the ceremony out.
00:51:59This is it.
00:52:00She has no idea
00:52:01the chairman of the
00:52:02school board is my
00:52:02father's friend.
00:52:03I don't care about
00:52:04team captain.
00:52:05I just want to see
00:52:05her exposed for
00:52:07stealing my identity
00:52:08in front of
00:52:08everyone.
00:52:11What?
00:52:12We won the game.
00:52:13Oh my god!
00:52:15Good.
00:52:17Good.
00:52:19Wait.
00:52:20Who is he?
00:52:21That's not the
00:52:22chairman of the
00:52:22school board.
00:52:23Hello, students.
00:52:24I am Julian DeLyon,
00:52:26vice chairman of the
00:52:27school board.
00:52:27The chairman had
00:52:28important matters to
00:52:29attend to, so I am
00:52:31honored to announce
00:52:32the list of players
00:52:33that are qualified to
00:52:34join our team.
00:52:35The Roaring Ridge
00:52:36High School's Cougars
00:52:38after today's
00:52:39scrimmage.
00:52:41Before that, I'd like
00:52:42to give special thanks
00:52:44to the Bright Star
00:52:45Education Foundation
00:52:46for their generous
00:52:47donation to our
00:52:48school.
00:52:48Their support has
00:52:49allowed for significant
00:52:51developments and
00:52:52enrichment of the
00:52:52school.
00:52:53I would now like
00:52:53to invite the
00:52:54heir to the
00:52:55family that
00:52:56started it all.
00:53:08If you so much as
00:53:09move, I'll never
00:53:10talk to you again
00:53:11and you'll be banished
00:53:12from all social
00:53:13groups at Roaring Ridge.
00:53:14high.
00:53:22Hello, everyone.
00:53:23I am Stella, I mean,
00:53:26Quinn of the famed
00:53:28Quinn Group.
00:53:29And I'm sure by now
00:53:30everybody knows that
00:53:31thanks to Quinn Corp,
00:53:32we have the Bright Star
00:53:34Education Foundation
00:53:35paving the way for a
00:53:37brighter future.
00:53:38I could have sworn
00:53:43the heir to Quinn
00:53:44Corp was a guy.
00:53:46Maybe I should call
00:53:47the chairman.
00:53:51That's my girl.
00:53:54Well, no one's
00:53:55contradicting her.
00:53:57I must be mistaken.
00:53:58In honor of the
00:53:59Bright Star's
00:54:00Education Foundation's
00:54:02selfless donation to
00:54:03our school, we have
00:54:05decided to bestow the
00:54:07honor of selecting
00:54:08the team captain
00:54:09to Miss Stella
00:54:10herself.
00:54:13What an unexpected
00:54:15honor.
00:54:16I'll have to think
00:54:17about it.
00:54:18As the backbone of
00:54:19our school's football
00:54:19team, Tony has led
00:54:21our Cougars to more
00:54:22victories than I can
00:54:23remember cheering for.
00:54:25So I feel like the
00:54:25obvious and rightful
00:54:27choice for this year's
00:54:29team captain is
00:54:30Tony Whitman.
00:54:34Thank you all so
00:54:35much.
00:54:36Stella, such a
00:54:38babe, right?
00:54:38She's the best
00:54:39cheerleader on and
00:54:40off the field.
00:54:41I promise that I
00:54:43will lead our school
00:54:44to a district
00:54:45championship.
00:54:47Go Cougars!
00:54:49Go Cougars!
00:54:53I'm sorry.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:55Did today mean
00:54:56nothing?
00:54:57Nothing?
00:54:58Because if Tony's
00:54:59performance on the
00:54:59field is any
00:55:00indication of the
00:55:01future, he should be
00:55:02as far away from the
00:55:03football as possible.
00:55:05And the Quinn Air
00:55:06gets to make the
00:55:07decision, and I think
00:55:08that should be me.
00:55:09Right, Stella?
00:55:10What is up with these
00:55:11mind games?
00:55:13If Enzo keeps acting
00:55:14like this, he's going
00:55:14to be a deep shit.
00:55:16If you have a problem
00:55:17with my decision, then
00:55:19I can call my father
00:55:20and have him remove the
00:55:21Bright Star funding from
00:55:22Roaring Ridge High.
00:55:23No, that won't be
00:55:23necessary.
00:55:25You sit down before you
00:55:26ruin this for everyone.
00:55:28Stella and her family have
00:55:29made countless and
00:55:30generous donations to
00:55:32the school.
00:55:33What have you done
00:55:33except cause a scene?
00:55:35Well, I would hate to
00:55:36ruin it for anyone,
00:55:37sir, but fortunately
00:55:38for you, Stella has
00:55:39no say over the
00:55:41Bright Star Education
00:55:41Foundation because
00:55:43she's not the
00:55:44Quinn Air.
00:55:44I am.
00:55:46Stella has no say
00:55:47over the Bright Star
00:55:48Education Foundation
00:55:49because she's not
00:55:51the Quinn Air.
00:55:52I am.
00:55:53Sorry, everyone.
00:55:54This freak has been
00:55:55stalking me for years,
00:55:56and clearly his
00:55:57obsession has just
00:55:58become delusional.
00:55:59Enzo, I am done
00:56:00tolerating your bullshit.
00:56:01I've been way too
00:56:02nice to you.
00:56:03I'm never speaking
00:56:04to you again.
00:56:05You're officially
00:56:06canceled.
00:56:07Fine with me.
00:56:07You gonna move
00:56:08out of my house, too,
00:56:09or should I kick you
00:56:09out?
00:56:12All right, everyone.
00:56:13Let's settle down.
00:56:15Stella, I apologize.
00:56:17You should be ashamed
00:56:19posing as a Quinn Air.
00:56:20After this assembly,
00:56:21I am marching straight
00:56:22to Principal Harrison's
00:56:23office and see to it
00:56:25that you are expelled.
00:56:27What was it?
00:56:28Enzo?
00:56:29Enzo Quinn, sir.
00:56:30Oh, my gosh.
00:56:31Give it up, Enzo.
00:56:32Everyone knows
00:56:33you're faking it.
00:56:34Oh, yeah?
00:56:35Was I faking it
00:56:36on the field today?
00:56:38The only reason you
00:56:39beat me today
00:56:40is because you're lucky.
00:56:41We can do a rematch
00:56:41any time,
00:56:42but we're gonna do
00:56:43street rules
00:56:43so I can pummel
00:56:44your ass to the ground.
00:56:45Why don't you just
00:56:45get the hell out of here?
00:56:47No one likes you anyway.
00:56:48Besides that mousy-haired,
00:56:49ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:50You need to remember
00:56:55who your real boss is.
00:56:56I look forward
00:56:57to seeing you
00:56:57at my house
00:56:58tonight
00:56:59after I speak
00:57:00to my father.
00:57:03Let's go.
00:57:09Clearly his jealousy
00:57:10is reaching new heights.
00:57:12After my birthday,
00:57:13I'll have to put him
00:57:14back in his place
00:57:14for good.
00:57:15Clearly somebody's
00:57:17on their period.
00:57:19Anyway,
00:57:20my final decision
00:57:21still stands.
00:57:22Tony will be
00:57:23the team captain.
00:57:24That district trophy
00:57:25is ours.
00:57:29And one last thing.
00:57:32My 18th birthday
00:57:33is this Friday
00:57:34and everyone
00:57:35is welcome
00:57:36to the Quinn Mansion
00:57:36to come and celebrate.
00:57:38We will have
00:57:39Mr. Blake,
00:57:39the former White House
00:57:40Events Manager,
00:57:41planning the party
00:57:42and it is sure to be
00:57:43a day to remember.
00:57:45Don't worry
00:57:49about that simp, babe.
00:57:51He's just doing this
00:57:51to get your attention.
00:57:52Well, duh,
00:57:53but he's really
00:57:54been embarrassing me.
00:57:55He better not
00:57:55fuck up my birthday.
00:57:56I can't believe
00:57:57you have an actual
00:57:58former events planner
00:58:00from the White House
00:58:01planning your party.
00:58:02That's so luxe.
00:58:03It must be like
00:58:04a million dollars.
00:58:05Two million,
00:58:06actually.
00:58:09Oh my God,
00:58:10I have to buy
00:58:11a new dress.
00:58:11This is even bigger
00:58:12than prom.
00:58:13A real mansion party.
00:58:14Baby,
00:58:15is there going
00:58:15to be a DJ there?
00:58:16Is there going
00:58:17to be a DJ?
00:58:18Try to DJ
00:58:18in every room.
00:58:20Well, you got to
00:58:20make sure to save
00:58:21a dance for me,
00:58:22okay?
00:58:22Mm-hmm.
00:58:37Everything's set
00:58:38for the party, sir.
00:58:39Amazing.
00:58:39Can we just run
00:58:40through that checklist
00:58:41one more time?
00:58:42Because this party
00:58:43needs to be perfect
00:58:43for Lily.
00:58:44Yes, sir.
00:58:45Great.
00:58:49After everything
00:58:50I put her through
00:58:50in my past life,
00:58:52it's what she deserves.
00:58:53Why won't you let me
00:59:07meet your classmates?
00:59:08I want my friends
00:59:09to know my father
00:59:10is a chauffeur
00:59:11for the Queen family.
00:59:12For tonight,
00:59:13can you please
00:59:13just stay in your room?
00:59:15Kevin,
00:59:26what are you doing?
00:59:28You were supposed
00:59:28to pick up Lily
00:59:2815 minutes ago.
00:59:30Find someone else
00:59:30to pick her up.
00:59:31Kevin,
00:59:32are you tired
00:59:32of being a driver?
00:59:33Do you need me
00:59:34to find your replacement?
00:59:35Fine,
00:59:36I'll go.
00:59:37Okay?
00:59:39Stella's birthday party
00:59:41is about to start,
00:59:42so why the hell
00:59:43is he still thinking
00:59:44about Lily?
00:59:45Well,
00:59:45I guess we'll let
00:59:46little Lily
00:59:47see for herself
00:59:47how desperate Enzo
00:59:49is to please
00:59:50my daughter.
00:59:52Pretty?
00:59:53Attention!
00:59:53Attention,
00:59:54everybody!
00:59:54I would like
00:59:55to introduce to you
00:59:56all the beautiful,
00:59:57the gorgeous,
00:59:58the effervescent
00:59:59Queen Stella!
01:00:05That's my best friend!
01:00:07Well,
01:00:08Enzo may be
01:00:08pissing me off
01:00:09lately,
01:00:09but he doesn't
01:00:10want to throw a party.
01:00:12If he doesn't
01:00:12embarrass me tonight,
01:00:13maybe he'll
01:00:14forgive him.
01:00:15Oh my god,
01:00:17is that the dress
01:00:18that's going viral
01:00:19right now?
01:00:19Good eye!
01:00:20The designer,
01:00:21Jacques Decorte,
01:00:22only made two
01:00:23for the Stardust
01:00:23fashion show
01:00:24in Milan.
01:00:25It cost $100,000.
01:00:28Oh my god,
01:00:28can I touch it?
01:00:31It feels like
01:00:32pure money.
01:00:34This is insane!
01:00:36This might be
01:00:37the best night
01:00:37of my life.
01:00:38Seriously,
01:00:38I don't know
01:00:39how to thank you.
01:00:40No need!
01:00:40Just sit close to me.
01:00:41The Quinns
01:00:42like to spoil
01:00:43those who are
01:00:43loyal to us.
01:00:44There'll be plenty
01:00:45more parties to come.
01:00:46Can I live stream this?
01:00:47I need to show my
01:00:48followers your mansion.
01:00:49Of course!
01:00:51Everyone say hi!
01:00:53You have to seem to say hi!
01:01:00Are you saying that?
01:01:06Oh my...
01:01:0750,000 views?
01:01:09In seconds!
01:01:09Stella,
01:01:10you could literally
01:01:10be an influencer
01:01:11with a life like this.
01:01:12I already beat you to it.
01:01:13Oh my god.
01:01:16Hey besties!
01:01:17The party's about to start
01:01:18so don't go anywhere.
01:01:20It's going to be insane.
01:01:22Love you!
01:01:24Thank you all
01:01:24so much for coming
01:01:26to my party.
01:01:27Please help yourself
01:01:28to everything
01:01:28and anything.
01:01:30Let's make this
01:01:30a day to remember.
01:01:32Turn up the music!
01:01:32Woo!
01:01:33Woo!
01:01:33Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:34Woo!
01:01:35Woo!
01:01:35Woo!
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:37Woo!
01:01:38Woo!
01:01:38Woo!
01:01:39Woo!
01:01:39Woo!
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:40Woo!
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:41Woo!
01:01:42Woo!
01:01:42Woo!
01:01:43Woo!
01:01:43Woo!
01:01:43Woo!
01:01:44Woo!
01:01:44Can you get that?
01:01:45Can you get that?
01:01:46You got it.
01:01:50You like it?
01:01:51Woo!
01:01:51Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:52Woo!
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:54Woo!
01:01:55Woo!
01:01:55Woo!
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:57Woo!
01:01:57Woo!
01:01:58Woo!
01:01:58Woo!
01:01:59If it isn't the resident
01:02:00ass licker
01:02:01of the Stella fan club.
01:02:02Woo!
01:02:03Should you let all these
01:02:04people in here?
01:02:05Say hi to the viewers,
01:02:06Enzo!
01:02:07Grab your popcorn
01:02:08and get ready.
01:02:09This simp is known
01:02:10for his little meltdowns.
01:02:11Perfect timing,
01:02:12Enzo.
01:02:13Go clean up the mess over there
01:02:14and restock the booze
01:02:15because we're just getting started.
01:02:17Oh, and while you're at it,
01:02:19have the maid go make my bed
01:02:21because Tony and I are going to need it later.
01:02:23Oh!
01:02:24Oh, no!
01:02:25I'd ask the cop a couple condoms,
01:02:26but I don't know if I'd fit in your pee-wee size.
01:02:29Girl, there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him
01:02:32has ever had a chance to even use a condom.
01:02:34You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve
01:02:39acting like you own this place.
01:02:40You know for a fact
01:02:41this is not your party,
01:02:42this is not your house.
01:02:43Let me tell you something.
01:02:45You're not a Quinn.
01:02:47You're a fucking joke.
01:02:49The daughter of some broke-ass chauffeur.
01:02:52I'm going to give you 10 minutes
01:02:53to shut this down
01:02:54before I kick you and your father
01:02:56out without a pot to piss in.
01:02:59Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party
01:03:01just to try and get my attention,
01:03:02but I'm not going to forgive you
01:03:04for acting like a freak
01:03:05just because you put up a few string lights.
01:03:07God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional.
01:03:11I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time.
01:03:13I mean this with all offense, Enzo.
01:03:15You disgust me.
01:03:17Babe, you want me to kick this scrawny ass out of here?
01:03:19I got it.
01:03:20Oh!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:22Oh!
01:03:23Oh!
01:03:24Oh!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:26Oh!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:28You're just a pathetic little freak
01:03:34who threw a shitty ass party.
01:03:36You should be embarrassed.
01:03:38And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here
01:03:40to get my attention,
01:03:41I'll never speak to you again.
01:03:44Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:03:46Every single second.
01:03:47The viewers are eating it up.
01:03:56Hey, Mae.
01:03:57Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:59This party is not up to my standard.
01:04:01And, um, could you have a couple of meads?
01:04:04Please meet us in the backyard.
01:04:05Oh my god.
01:04:07He's so whipped.
01:04:08That's right.
01:04:10He can act as stubborn as he wants,
01:04:13but at the end of the day,
01:04:14I own him.
01:04:15Stella, you've got to teach me
01:04:17how to whip a simp into place.
01:04:19It's just like training a stray dog.
01:04:21Shower them with attention
01:04:23and then rip it away
01:04:24until they whine for it back.
01:04:29Amazing.
01:04:30Okay, uh, can everyone listen up, please?
01:04:32Make sure to get my good side.
01:04:33The viewers are going to love this.
01:04:35Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:04:38Oh my god.
01:04:44Are those the Harry Winston crystal shoes?
01:04:47They're like three million dollars.
01:04:48Someone in the chat said the Imperial Blue Necklace
01:04:51was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:54Damn, Tony.
01:04:55Gifts dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:57What'd you get her?
01:04:58I don't need to pay for her attention.
01:05:01She knows who the real prize is.
01:05:03Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts,
01:05:05I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:05:08Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:05:10Uh, no.
01:05:12What?
01:05:13Bella, you think these gifts are for you?
01:05:15Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:05:18How about this?
01:05:19Get these party crashers out of here
01:05:20before the real birthday girl comes.
01:05:25Get these party crashers out of here
01:05:26before the real birthday girl comes.
01:05:28What?
01:05:29Are we the real birthday girl?
01:05:33Let me dumb this down for you.
01:05:34This is not your birthday girl.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39Having second thoughts
01:05:40because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:05:42You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:46God, I thought women were catty.
01:05:48I mean, this is some straight, petty bullshit.
01:05:52I don't give a shit what either of you two do.
01:05:57Stella, I am done.
01:06:00Okay?
01:06:01You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life.
01:06:06Kiss all this goodbye.
01:06:08What a joke.
01:06:10All this?
01:06:11You mean the pool?
01:06:12The mansion?
01:06:14The gifts?
01:06:15The servants?
01:06:16Those are all Stella's.
01:06:18Shit, I don't know what's up with Enzo,
01:06:19but Tony might push him over the edge.
01:06:21I can't lose this.
01:06:23The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsessions.
01:06:29That's right, Tony.
01:06:30So why don't you see yourself out?
01:06:32Or I guess I have to.
01:06:34That's right.
01:06:35And I'm not exactly gentle.
01:06:37I'd like to see you try.
01:06:40Oh my god, Enzo.
01:06:43You're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:06:45Taking all of the attention like a dick.
01:06:47Quit with the lies.
01:06:48If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:07:03Lily?
01:07:04What is she doing here?
01:07:06Happy birthday, Miss Lily.
01:07:13Wow.
01:07:14You look incredible.
01:07:16Babe, is this how your staff always treats you?
01:07:19Why are they saying it's Lily's birthday?
01:07:24Did you invite her?
01:07:25If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds,
01:07:27I'm never speaking to you again.
01:07:30Who says I want to celebrate your birthday?
01:07:32Okay?
01:07:33Happy birthday, Lily.
01:07:34I'm so sorry, Stella.
01:07:35Totally ruined your party.
01:07:37But Mr. Blink, he's on his way.
01:07:38He's going to make everything perfect for your big day.
01:07:41You didn't have to do this, Enzo.
01:07:43This is...
01:07:44It's just amazing.
01:07:46Kindly leave.
01:07:48This party has standards.
01:07:51Then why don't you get the fuck out of here, Stella?
01:07:56Do you really think
01:07:58that after all these years of treating me like shit
01:08:02that I would want to celebrate your birthday?
01:08:05I'm going to say this one last time.
01:08:07This is not your party.
01:08:09What?
01:08:10This is Lily's party.
01:08:11No.
01:08:12This is fucking wild!
01:08:14Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:08:19How did you even get here?
01:08:21The guard was only supposed to let in people on the list.
01:08:24You forgot your bag in the back.
01:08:26Dad?
01:08:27Whoa!
01:08:28Whoa!
01:08:29Whoa!
01:08:30Whoa!
01:08:31Hey, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:08:33I can't.
01:08:34Wait, didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover?
01:08:38Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:08:40No, my dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:08:44Wow.
01:08:45Stella, you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:08:49Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad.
01:08:53It's not my dad.
01:08:54When have I ever lied to you guys?
01:08:55Kevin, look at what you created.
01:08:57A stubborn rat.
01:08:58So self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:09:03Enzo, I think you should watch your tone.
01:09:06And remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:09:10Keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good.
01:09:12Shit.
01:09:13I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:09:17I thought that Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:09:20Who is that?
01:09:21Who is that?
01:09:22Who is that?
01:09:23Honestly, man.
01:09:24At least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:09:29Man, if I was a Quinn, I would have kicked you out a long time ago.
01:09:35Thanks for the idea, Tony.
01:09:37What do you say, Kevin?
01:09:39Should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:09:43No, please don't.
01:09:45Kevin.
01:09:47Fire!
01:09:49Fire!
01:09:51You can't do this!
01:09:52You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:09:54Yes, I do.
01:09:55And someone who is on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:10:00Your dad?
01:10:01Are you coming back early?
01:10:03No, that's impossible.
01:10:05Uh, you guys.
01:10:06As of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn Estate.
01:10:10Please see to it that their rooms are cleared out.
01:10:12If you so much as throw out our things, I'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds.
01:10:18That's it.
01:10:19I'm never talking to you again.
01:10:21I hope you're happy.
01:10:24I'm over the fucking moon.
01:10:27Let's go clear out the rooms.
01:10:29Come on.
01:10:30Let's go.
01:10:32Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone.
01:10:35You need to do something about this.
01:10:38That simp is fucking dead!
01:10:40We need to go.
01:10:41We need to go.
01:10:42We need to go.
01:10:43We need to go.
01:10:45Incredible.
01:10:46I'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:10:50Stop on it.
01:10:51We gotta get home.
01:10:59Happy birthday.
01:11:00I hope you like it.
01:11:02You didn't have to get me anything, Enzo.
01:11:04I'm just...
01:11:05I'm just happy to be here with you.
01:11:07Happy to be with you too.
01:11:11Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!
01:11:16Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now!
01:11:21Kevin, you can hand the car keys to May on your way out and Stella, if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress, that'd be great.
01:11:27Actually, all your clothes belong to the Quinn Estate.
01:11:30You're making a huge mistake!
01:11:33Letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake.
01:11:39Sorry, sorry, sorry!
01:11:41I came as soon as I could.
01:11:44But the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they loved to gab.
01:11:49No worries, Mr. Blake. Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?
01:11:52Of course!
01:11:55Wait a minute. I saw that gown at Christie's auction. Only the Queens would be able to get their hands on a dress like that.
01:12:01She must be the birthday girl.
01:12:03Well, what a beautiful birthday girl! The Belle of the Ball!
01:12:07Well, Enzo, looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face, huh?
01:12:13Finally! That idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too.
01:12:18Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful Quinn heir.
01:12:23I hope you're happy with your party. I've never worked this hard on an event before.
01:12:29It was... passable.
01:12:32I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?
01:12:40Two million dollars, right?
01:12:43Enzo will take care of it.
01:12:45Oh, no!
01:12:46Stella, this is your party, right?
01:12:48I mean, you shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:50You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:55Shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:56You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:59Why are you being so smug?
01:13:01Stella is a Quinn heir.
01:13:03Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance, right Stella?
01:13:07Yeah, totally!
01:13:10Oh my god, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night?
01:13:14Wait, Enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk.
01:13:21Why reach into my own allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account?
01:13:26Stella can get whatever she wants.
01:13:28She doesn't need you simping after her.
01:13:30Hmm.
01:13:32I forgot about my dad's checkbook.
01:13:34But luckily, I know the number of the family accountant.
01:13:37Hi!
01:13:39Someone is trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.
01:13:41Could you please freeze all my accounts?
01:13:45He's just trying to scare me.
01:13:48He gave me that check himself.
01:13:49I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.
01:13:53But this power trip of his needs to end.
01:13:56Mr. Blake, ignore him.
01:13:58We've been having some problem with the help.
01:14:00Recently.
01:14:02Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?
01:14:09Right away, Miss Stella.
01:14:10I'm sorry, this is a bad check.
01:14:27I'm sorry, this is a bad check.
01:14:29What are you talking about? That account has billions.
01:14:32Oh my god, did Enzo really freeze the account?
01:14:36No, no, no. In order for him to do that, he had to really be a member of the Quinn family.
01:14:42I have no idea what's going on.
01:14:44But the viewers would love it.
01:14:46Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.
01:14:49It's not used to such large... transactions.
01:14:52Miss Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions.
01:14:55My bank handles transactions like this every single day.
01:14:59You're scanning it wrong! Give me that!
01:15:02Are you trying to get out of paying?
01:15:06No, of course not!
01:15:08If you can't pay now, I will call the police.
01:15:13Pay up or pay the press.
01:15:24Pay up or pay the press.
01:15:31Of course, will you just give me a moment?
01:15:34What do I do?
01:15:37You need to make that little punk pay up.
01:15:39We can't afford a bill like that!
01:15:41I know, but he's being a jerk!
01:15:43It's on your finger, right?
01:15:45You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:15:47Hey guys, sorry to interrupt.
01:15:49If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more night while you figure out where to go next.
01:15:54It doesn't have to be like this.
01:15:55Son, you know we can't afford that. Why did you freeze the account?
01:16:06I thought Mr. Cuirn was your dad. That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:16:09God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:16:14Fine. Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend, and the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long.
01:16:20Can we just talk about this after your father?
01:16:23Dad, shut up.
01:16:26What do you want? To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?
01:16:31Is that going to get you off, you freak?
01:16:33For the last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.
01:16:41I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:16:45Payments, please.
01:16:51Payments, please.
01:16:54Enzo, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:17:00How about this?
01:17:02If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together.
01:17:08But if I'm locked up for not paying them, then I'll never see you again.
01:17:12I'll never see you again.
01:17:16Enzo.
01:17:18Enzo.
01:17:19No.
01:17:20You're the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:17:21If you plead guilty, they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
01:17:24I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur, a low-class nobody.
01:17:29They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
01:17:31I'll never see you again.
01:17:32That won't work twice.
01:17:41You spineless, simp, you fucking lapdog! If you think you can live without me, you're a joke!
01:17:48Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella.
01:17:51I know what happened. He stole your father's actual checkbook and that's why your check bounced.
01:18:00You're right. He must have switched the checks at the last minute as some last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:18:05Tony, will you be a deer and get it back for me?
01:18:12Yes!
01:18:24Of course.
01:18:27You can't just let Enzo fire me.
01:18:29We'd have nothing.
01:18:30But if this muscle head steals Enzo's checkbook, we'd have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash.
01:18:38We can make off with billions before they even know it's missing.
01:18:42You know, we're not in school anymore.
01:18:45There's no one here to save you, buddy.
01:18:48You're such a meathead, you don't even know when you're getting played.
01:18:51We'll see how well you talk back when I beat your face to a pulp.
01:18:56Stop right there!
01:19:00Oh my god, it's Jerry Quinn, the head of Quinn Court.
01:19:05Is there a sky in the whole country?
01:19:10It's over, but he wasn't supposed to come back early.
01:19:13Pull it together. We'll find a way out of this.
01:19:14Okay.
01:19:21Is Dad finally back?
01:19:23Dad?
01:19:29Stop pretending, Enzo, okay?
01:19:32We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.
01:19:36Shut up.
01:19:38Pardon me, did you just say that Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:19:43Has she been telling all of you that she's a queen?
01:19:46No, this is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:19:48Stella would never say anything like that.
01:19:50What the fuck, old man?
01:19:53Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:19:58Shut up!
01:20:02Kevin, I'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?
01:20:07No, of course not, sir.
01:20:08Stella.
01:20:12What's going on?
01:20:14Are you not a Quinn?
01:20:23Playtime is over, Stella.
01:20:28Give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further.
01:20:32Dad, I've already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella from our payroll.
01:20:39But it seems they don't understand that I have the authority to do so.
01:20:44Kevin, ten years ago we showed pity on you.
01:20:48A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.
01:20:51Is this how you repay us?
01:20:53We brought you into our home.
01:20:55You treated your daughter like a princess.
01:20:57We gave you a great way you should move on.
01:21:01And then this is what it comes down to?
01:21:03The both of you, grateful leeches.
01:21:06Are you really the driver's daughter?
01:21:15Stop filming!
01:21:18All of you, put your phones away!
01:21:21This is a private property.
01:21:22You don't have my permission to film.
01:21:24Do you hear me?
01:21:25Yes!
01:21:26But this is not your property!
01:21:28Enzo, I give you full authority to do whatever you think is accordingly.
01:21:32Thank you, Dad.
01:21:34Kevin.
01:21:36Effective immediately, your employment as a Quinn Corp chauffeur has been terminated.
01:21:40Please take Stella and vacate the premises.
01:21:43Oh, and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours.
01:21:49Ironic, isn't it?
01:21:56No.
01:21:57Please?
01:21:58Please?
01:21:59Please?
01:22:00We have nowhere to go!
01:22:02Please?
01:22:03Get up!
01:22:04You're embarrassing me!
01:22:05He's just a pathetic simp!
01:22:07You stop!
01:22:08Enough!
01:22:09Stella!
01:22:10Don't you get it?
01:22:11He doesn't love you!
01:22:12He doesn't even like you!
01:22:14I've legit become some vain materialistic spoiled brat.
01:22:18Now, Enzo wants nothing to do with you!
01:22:24What kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?
01:22:29You played us the entire time.
01:22:32You're just a liar.
01:22:34You know, I've asked you to replace my phone screen.
01:22:38It looks like you can't even afford the air you breathe.
01:22:41Tony!
01:22:42Tony, please!
01:22:43I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist.
01:22:44No!
01:22:45No, no, no, no!
01:22:46It's not like that!
01:22:47I showered you guys with gifts!
01:22:48I took you to parties!
01:22:49You can't turn your backs on me!
01:22:50No, no, no!
01:22:51This isn't fair!
01:22:52You can't do this!
01:22:53I'm not going out like this!
01:22:54Bella!
01:22:55You know, we need to-
01:23:12Did I just kill someone?
01:23:15Bella!
01:23:16Get back here!
01:23:19No!
01:23:20No, no, no,no!
01:23:21She's gonna hurt someone.
01:23:23No!
01:23:24No, she's going to hurt someone.
01:23:25Don't worry, I already have worn the gate guard and Stella can't get out.
01:23:30This time, she's not going to hurt anyone.
01:23:33How do you know it?
01:23:34I wanted to tell you, but I just couldn't find the right time.
01:23:49It was you?
01:23:52You brought me back?
01:23:53I brought both of us back.
01:23:55I wanted to give us a second chance at, well, us.
01:24:03Let's not waste a moment of it then.
01:24:05Let's do that.
01:24:16Let's do it.
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