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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay just relax there's got to be
00:00:27away I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you
00:00:38know fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he
00:00:40gonna stop a large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time
00:00:45that's the times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:57oh my god he's unlocked the IP the firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to
00:01:05launch a VDOS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert
00:01:11hackers and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some
00:01:15sort of network maintenance lag you but turns out you're a better programmer than
00:01:18I am how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you all right look I have to tell you later my
00:01:35botnet just trace these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut
00:01:39them down one by one of our protect server which is gonna take some time I you
00:01:47guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:17god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:40you did it you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55yeah
00:03:10Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts not sure
00:03:16yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could
00:03:19ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss of my
00:03:23role you know I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job
00:03:29description Brenda who the houses this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just
00:03:38completed his MBA at Stanford mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his
00:03:43father deals with some medical issues am I looking at two employees from Dorsey
00:03:47tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess I honestly can't tell sir I can
00:03:51explain zip it Johnny you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team so
00:03:55get out of my face you're fired
00:03:58you're fired get out I just did that you know what they say about new
00:04:08management there's gonna be some layoffs time to separate the wheat from the
00:04:13chaff okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every
00:04:23single day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right
00:04:28who does he think he is Elon Musk what the hell is this crap okay I need zero
00:04:38distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get
00:04:42something done for once
00:04:45oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk
00:04:55instead of working you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing
00:05:02costs and buy her a new one Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it
00:05:06doesn't lack is money right yes sir
00:05:13and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter you're fired
00:05:27me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:33no that's not a that's that's not what I meant
00:05:38Fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance what's his salary
00:05:43just about 500k a year oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride no uh look I was I was working all night
00:05:56can I just take a rest you try to clock at a time and a half for overtime I mean I've
00:06:01heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft are you HR folks as dumb as these
00:06:07techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam Eric and I might be dating but I can't
00:06:12afford to get dragged into this I need to break up with this loser he must have pulled some
00:06:18strings to get a higher salary other workers in the same department don't make nearly as
00:06:22much as him
00:06:25Fernanda
00:06:29Eric Martin you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:35all right then Eric sir Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow
00:06:48him out hey look Dorsey tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley
00:06:55hey don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:09okay yeah boss's orders I won't hold it against you
00:07:14uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby
00:07:21what was that about
00:07:28uh Mr. Dorsey
00:07:31yeah
00:07:32are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO
00:07:36it's better to be feared than loved
00:07:40I mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend is that it
00:07:46uh no he's not
00:07:49you know you deserve so much better right
00:07:52I mean what would you prefer an unemployed loser or a red CEO
00:07:59just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad
00:08:12my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:16also there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:20yeah um what's the important matter
00:08:22we have an employee Eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:31Eric Martin
00:08:33isn't that the guy I just laid off
00:08:37William you there?
00:08:39yep uh just a second
00:08:42do we have any other employee named Eric?
00:08:46this is the employee list
00:08:51yep
00:08:52I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached
00:08:55he's in charge of our next gen AI development
00:08:58the company's future is in his hands
00:09:00ah yes Eric Martin AI development I see him
00:09:04Eric Martin AI development
00:09:07one of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley
00:09:10this the guy?
00:09:11yeah that's him Eric Martin
00:09:13there's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job
00:09:17fire him when you get the chance
00:09:19don't worry dad I already did
00:09:21ha guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all
00:09:25that a boy keep it up once I'm feeling better I'll come around and see how things are going
00:09:31yeah just focus on getting better dad I got this
00:09:38you know I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser
00:09:43so who's it gonna be?
00:09:45him or me?
00:09:51what the fuck do you want?
00:09:52uh Mr. Dorsey um uh you uh
00:09:56just spit it out man what's up?
00:09:57the company server just crashed
00:10:02you talk to me
00:10:03it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control
00:10:06what should we do sir?
00:10:07Eric saved us during the last cyber attack
00:10:09so if we can just get him here then boom
00:10:11problem solved
00:10:12Fernanda you got his number right?
00:10:14why don't you give him a call?
00:10:15Eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:25amelioration algorithm?
00:10:29wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
00:10:34oh damn this is good
00:10:41hello?
00:10:42Eric the company server crashed
00:10:44get over here and help us
00:10:46Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it you'll be generously rewarded
00:10:49on my way
00:10:52with Eric's codes I can plug the loophole
00:10:55everyone will think I'm a hero
00:11:01so?
00:11:02he said he's got it
00:11:03thank god
00:11:10well
00:11:11you still need some questions?
00:11:13him or me?
00:11:16Eric and I weren't a thing
00:11:18I was just leaning him on
00:11:20I choose you of course
00:11:22Smith
00:11:23six bar
00:11:30god Fernanda was supposed to be off a half hour ago
00:11:32where is she?
00:11:35screw it
00:11:37i'm coming up
00:11:46you fucking asshole
00:11:50you fucking asshole
00:11:51whoo
00:11:54stop it
00:11:56you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming
00:12:00what are you doing kissing this douchebag?
00:12:02watch your mouth
00:12:04i can do whatever i want
00:12:06with whoever i want
00:12:08you bastard
00:12:09here
00:12:14ab neu shit
00:12:22eric
00:12:24you and me
00:12:26are over
00:12:29Fernanda
00:12:31are you serious?
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap
00:12:34had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:35your shirt why are you doing this eric i told you we're done why would i waste my time with
00:12:42an unemployed loser like you keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to oh damn
00:13:04yeah so i'm rich i'm handsome and you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and be your meat
00:13:18fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorzak shut up who knows what kind of lies
00:13:23you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:13:35and you are it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin i am you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work whatever as long as
00:14:08the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder mr dorsey i know the asshole who tried to
00:14:15sabotage our company right after you were fired the system crashed there's reason to believe that
00:14:22this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:25boss good news eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:46ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son but boss hendrix tech is just a
00:15:00mid-level startup will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on our
00:15:06side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:14get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:15:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it bullshit you guys have always looked
00:15:43down at me as some nobody maintenance worker now you're going to blame me when the server gets
00:15:47hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:55i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:59what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the
00:16:03police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks you have up your
00:16:09sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are you waiting for
00:16:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man we don't got handcuffs
00:16:31really without a shred of remorse
00:16:33don't you know that mr dorsey's gonna make your life a living hell mr dorsey the way i see it you
00:16:41should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:51from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means there you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be bothered
00:17:18with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you boys second to the police yes sir
00:17:28stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:48he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:50well i recognize you
00:17:51you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:57evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course
00:18:03i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:18:11i would have expected better from you
00:18:13miss hendrix these are high level conversations between company ceos
00:18:19someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth
00:18:23miss hendrix this prick eric has severely i'm sorry who are you
00:18:29i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your jaggery oh my god okay look right after i
00:18:36fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our system his actions have had
00:18:41serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand why you're challenging me for
00:18:46exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:18:56of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the company
00:19:02slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:17asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense that
00:19:24he would change his mind like this took me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious time
00:19:30recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's going to be then there's nothing left to say to
00:19:37you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:19:54i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a
00:20:18screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to make
00:20:23him a millionaire i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want including me
00:20:47okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me remind
00:20:56you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father
00:21:02said it himself okay all right
00:21:18what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:21:26my relationship my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day
00:21:33forward i eric martin will firmly be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity
00:21:42you didn't deserve those things to begin with it's right that you returned them
00:21:47you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees as human beings
00:21:52miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest right now we're
00:22:00actually struggling to compete with them don't worry i can help change that
00:22:11i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a trader like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue
00:22:32an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to press charges okay good
00:22:40luck with that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:22:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter
00:22:52to hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:07let's go let's go you'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:23:32i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you
00:23:39uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:49ew gross
00:23:51i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash
00:23:56um uh
00:23:58fuck the tablets in the office what should i say
00:24:02i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed myself to get the server back up and running
00:24:07i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a true visionary man's even got his own code
00:24:14you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's exquisite
00:24:17keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:53hendrix tech has a horse in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:11what's that slide fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go
00:25:28to war with me
00:25:43and then what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about
00:25:56okay then explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:09i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to
00:26:15believe that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our
00:26:21trash so you intentionally misled evelyn
00:26:26she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling
00:26:33that's why she had the guts to declare war nice job son that shows real initiative
00:26:39i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai modeling project
00:26:46really
00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work
00:26:54we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock of the whole industry
00:26:59all right bye bye i love
00:27:07sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech
00:27:11william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given
00:27:17it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:22you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best
00:27:33as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and
00:27:42hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:49so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:28:08small group but they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in
00:28:14the field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together
00:28:23a team i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired you've got it all figured out
00:28:31don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys welcome
00:28:47come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling
00:28:56projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:29:01i uh sir
00:29:05is there a problem
00:29:08no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:17yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:24the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:29:31they were poached by a former employee poached by from the fucking eric martin william what should we
00:29:38do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak
00:29:43out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's
00:29:51your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get
00:29:58better ones i'll make a few calls
00:30:06i like that i like that yes oh fucking eric martin oh oh
00:30:15this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own people in key positions soon i'll have the whole
00:30:20company under my thumb
00:30:25johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:29and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:35with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:30:43welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is lots of
00:30:48work to do we have a ways to go we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm we'll always
00:30:55be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program that it's a trial
00:31:03version if they keep developing based on that model then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the
00:31:27previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds
00:31:33a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old
00:31:38trial version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:44hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:533 a.m again
00:32:01oh okay
00:32:07uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:17people who are crushing on you crushing on me you still can't tell eric
00:32:28i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:36you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:42i've never had my sights set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally
00:32:52got the let's go
00:32:57go where i'm taking you home
00:33:00this is it
00:33:11from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:33:16for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to um
00:33:23supervise you
00:33:30where am i gonna sleep
00:33:33well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:33:39oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as
00:33:48big as wherever dorsey had you come on i'll show you your room
00:33:54okay
00:33:57this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:34:04extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:34:09a month not a chance i am gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports sir if
00:34:20we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error then you have to work faster and
00:34:25smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh
00:34:36get back to work mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:34:44that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:34:53william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:34:59wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:35:05your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my
00:35:11father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department
00:35:17head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:35:24my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were the
00:35:30vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well
00:35:36i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:35:48you're up
00:35:57come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:36:09all right breakfast
00:36:17ah that looks amazing
00:36:25when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:36:27yeah of course good and when you're finished with your project
00:36:39i have a reward waiting
00:36:41all right team
00:36:56we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:37:02so let's get to business
00:37:05and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department and you will be receiving
00:37:10paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap all right awesome cool on top of that
00:37:19when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product revenue here at
00:37:25hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:37:33we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have friends for you soon
00:37:39yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with erica on our side we can't lose
00:37:44beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:37:54beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:38:16You're hopeless, both of you!
00:38:46Sir, I don't speak without my permission.
00:38:52I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up!
00:38:57How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:39:02We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:39:08Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:39:13Is that clear?
00:39:15Yes, sir.
00:39:17Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:39:20And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:39:23Was I wrong to trust him?
00:39:32Mr. Dorsey!
00:39:34What are you doing here?
00:39:35Tell me the truth.
00:39:37Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:39:38I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:39:41We're just adding a few finishing touches, so things are a bit hectic.
00:39:46Good.
00:39:47Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:39:49Don't want any slip-ups.
00:39:51Got it?
00:39:52All right.
00:39:56Darling.
00:39:57No, no, not now.
00:39:59Get me the reports and ask for them.
00:40:00Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:40:12The fuck are you looking at?
00:40:14Get back to work.
00:40:15And this time, I want results.
00:40:25Miss Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:40:31It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:40:33Really?
00:40:34That fast?
00:40:35Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:40:38Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:40:42They're taking things to the next level.
00:40:44That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:40:48If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:40:51Well, that much is obvious.
00:40:52But I don't even...
00:40:53Good thing we're finished, too.
00:40:56What?
00:40:57Really?
00:40:58Why would I lie?
00:40:59We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:41:02Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:41:06Why would it be better for us?
00:41:10Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:41:15But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:41:19That?
00:41:21It's a trial version.
00:41:23If they keep developing base on that model, then...
00:41:26Then what?
00:41:29Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:41:38Hmm.
00:41:39So, what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:41:45It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:41:48It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:41:51Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:41:54That does make sense.
00:41:57Well then, good.
00:41:59I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:42:02Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:42:06They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:42:09Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:42:10This was a big day for us.
00:42:18Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:42:23Aren't you a lightweight?
00:42:26Who said that?
00:42:28I can handle my liquor, Eric.
00:42:30I knew you could be fun.
00:42:46I knew it.
00:42:46I told you.
00:42:47See, that's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:42:53It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:42:59Yeah, no, you absolutely could.
00:43:01Definitely.
00:43:02You think that you are wild.
00:43:05Okay.
00:43:06No, no.
00:43:07Very good.
00:43:08We're here with you.
00:43:09See how we're making?
00:43:11Super easy.
00:43:14Good.
00:43:15Good.
00:43:15Eric, how do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:43:26Maybe you should want to sober up.
00:43:35I'm sober enough.
00:43:39And what I want is you.
00:43:45William, we've been together for some time now and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:44:01Let's get married!
00:44:02Hey, where are you?
00:44:10Everyone's out here celebrating and you're a no-show.
00:44:14What a buzzkill.
00:44:16I'm coming.
00:44:19No, that's all right.
00:44:20You know, everyone's leaving.
00:44:23Don't bother.
00:44:25Bye.
00:44:26Hey.
00:44:30Hey.
00:44:31Hey.
00:44:32Where'd you go?
00:44:33I missed you.
00:44:36It's fine.
00:44:39He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:44:41You know, there's a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:44:46Oh.
00:44:46I can get the bartender to whip up something special for him.
00:44:49I'd like that.
00:44:50What?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:52Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:44:55You're just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me.
00:44:58And, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:45:01That's who she is.
00:45:03William, how could you do this to me?
00:45:08You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:45:12I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:45:16She's delusional.
00:45:19Ugh, how pathetic.
00:45:21Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:45:28Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:45:30You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:45:33And I'll be waiting for you, daddy.
00:45:36Oh, shit.
00:45:38God damn it!
00:45:44What have I done?
00:45:48It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:45:51And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:45:56God damn it!
00:45:57What have I done?
00:46:02Eric.
00:46:05It's so cold.
00:46:08Eric.
00:46:27It's fine.
00:46:28I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:46:35How do I look?
00:46:36Um, beautiful.
00:46:44Come on, get up.
00:46:45I have your suit ready, too.
00:46:48Where, where are we going?
00:46:50Where else?
00:46:52We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:46:54Oh, my God.
00:46:56What are you doing hiding over here?
00:47:20I told you, you're here as my girlfriend.
00:47:25We have to look the part.
00:47:27Mr. Dorsey.
00:47:29With money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:47:34Okay.
00:47:35What's going on with you?
00:47:36You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:47:38Because I could do that.
00:47:39Whatever.
00:47:41Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:47:43Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:47:45Okay.
00:47:45Mr. Dorsey.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:48Let's have a toast.
00:47:51To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:47:57Cheers.
00:47:58Cheers.
00:47:58Cheers.
00:47:59Oh, fuck.
00:48:17Mm.
00:48:18Amen.
00:48:25Cheers.
00:48:25Cheers.
00:48:26Cheers.
00:48:26Cheers.
00:48:29well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:48:37miss hendrix see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't i
00:48:47like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:48:59okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:49:06reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:49:13so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:49:24oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to
00:49:32make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly
00:49:39on the tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train
00:49:45straight to bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like
00:49:54just break up look at you i already head over heels for another woman excuse me what's up talk to me
00:50:06um do you have any idea where i am what uh the server crashed
00:50:13okay yep okay yep yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll
00:50:23be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah he's got it use the amelioration
00:50:31algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet but it's
00:50:39only for emergencies everyone solved the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash
00:50:46huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:50:53uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got a fix
00:51:01no big deal no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal
00:51:10this is an internal affair internal and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut
00:51:18the amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency
00:51:24bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes such a new mistake
00:51:29if you understood code you'd know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't
00:51:35dude like seriously do you hear yourself what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere
00:51:41else please man right what do i know i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:51:50i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious
00:51:59tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey you can't
00:52:08believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire
00:52:17let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric i made
00:52:28the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me i'm not like some
00:52:35people ignoring talents and abusing their trust what i have an image to maintain yes of course
00:52:47so what you're saying is it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment
00:53:04risk and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown
00:53:10we're a risk worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider
00:53:17bravo bravo it was quite an inspiring sales pitch you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure
00:53:29mr hendrickson and i were just having a little chat naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey
00:53:34tech right yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would suggest you just give up
00:53:39and go home with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys that's right over 90 percent of the
00:53:45guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program best get out while you still can
00:53:53i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment money in promoting dorsey's new ai
00:53:59platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted and your money will
00:54:05be paid back in 10 months at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family and that's why we love doing
00:54:11business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and take my leave get out unless you also want to
00:54:21invest in dorsey tech hey let the jerks have their fun they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:54:30sounds like a plan
00:54:41miss hendricks
00:54:50didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:54:54i didn't want to finn mr dorsey back there it was all an act
00:54:57well that sounds professional then what do you want
00:55:01miss hendricks investors know to hedge their bets
00:55:04what hendricks tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:55:09i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that
00:55:15but you need to sign a contract first
00:55:18no way am i signing a contract with you
00:55:21at least hear the terms if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:55:26you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back what do you say
00:55:32that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:55:35well it's definitely risky but i trust eric
00:55:40mr brown we accept your offer
00:55:44today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in
00:55:56the united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:56:02completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendricks tech which also launched their
00:56:07new platform ai king on the same day
00:56:12helen hendricks has guts i'll give her that but dropping her new product on the same day as us
00:56:18that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin
00:56:23yes sir
00:56:31relax mr dorsey hendricks tech is no threat
00:56:37yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project went well
00:56:41you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just
00:56:46barely hit the market we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah
00:56:55i have news talk to me
00:57:00the bad news is that hendricks tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:57:05the good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:57:07okay uh all right i'll take it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate
00:57:17no no not yet how did hendricks tech even get that product out in that timeline i mean they
00:57:23got started much later than we did i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer
00:57:28is highly skilled lead engineer eric i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:57:37right
00:57:44dad what's up
00:57:47william i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric
00:57:51oh uh got it
00:57:54the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion
00:57:57shit guys this isn't good
00:58:00all right what is it now our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:58:04what the right every time
00:58:09oh seriously god damn dude
00:58:14what the fuck is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the
00:58:21whole server down along with it they don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an
00:58:27issue with the system's core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it
00:58:31we're using the same framework that eric built before he left eric the guy i fired yeah eric with the
00:58:36k e-r-i-k
00:58:40you took credit for someone else's work
00:58:42lie to me mr dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why didn't you rebuild
00:58:48the core framework mr dorsey we need to focus on getting the company server up and running our user's
00:58:53trust depends on it speak what happened to the company server sir he was the one i didn't do
00:58:59shit shut your mouth go uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two
00:59:05crashes it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code every
00:59:10time that bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb
00:59:15ever since this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it
00:59:21it's completely unfixable this was all your fault
00:59:26william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do how the
00:59:32am i supposed to know mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me
00:59:43down like this look sir i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's gonna be fixed i have billions of dollars
00:59:49invested in you damn it i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal dorsey tech is
00:59:54finished
01:00:01500 000 we just passed 500 000 you guys 98 99
01:00:07100 000 000
01:00:20hey hey it's still going up it's still going up
01:00:21him
01:00:37You fired half the bloody tech departments.
01:00:39What was I supposed to do?
01:00:41And you gave us impossible deadlines.
01:00:43No, no, no. Don't make this about me.
01:00:45I get it now. You were using my promotion as bait.
01:00:47You were never going to make me VP.
01:00:49You want your job or not?
01:00:51Is that a threat?
01:00:53Fire me. Do it.
01:00:55You think I won't?
01:00:57If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:00:59Me too.
01:01:01See, when you fired everyone, I replaced them with my people.
01:01:07Go ahead, fire me.
01:01:09You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:01:11You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:01:13You were never the prized tech genius at Dorsey Tech.
01:01:17You were the slacker my father warned me about.
01:01:21William!
01:01:25William!
01:01:29I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:01:33What the hell have you done to my company?
01:01:35Dad, I'm sorry.
01:01:39I'm not here for apologies.
01:01:45What the hell is this idiot doing here?
01:01:47I thought you fired him.
01:01:49Where's Eric?
01:01:51Dad, I fired Eric.
01:01:53You fired him?
01:01:55You fired him?
01:01:57Um, was that a mistake?
01:01:59Dad, are you okay?
01:02:03Hey, are you okay?
01:02:05I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:02:11He was the backbone behind this company.
01:02:15And what did you do?
01:02:17You fired him!
01:02:19You fired him!
01:02:21So, um, it was Eric with a K all along?
01:02:25Oh, I fucked up.
01:02:27God, I fucked up.
01:02:29Where is Eric now?
01:02:31I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:02:35Um, Eric is at Hendrix Tech.
01:02:39You are a sorry excuse for a son.
01:02:43You are a sorry excuse for a son.
01:02:47You are destroying my company.
01:02:49Sir, bad news.
01:02:55It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:02:59What's going on?
01:03:01The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:03:03There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:03:07Oh, fuck.
01:03:09Six people have died.
01:03:11No, no, this isn't my fault.
01:03:20It was Eric's fault.
01:03:21Eric with a K.
01:03:22It was his code that was faulty.
01:03:24No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:03:26I fired him before that happened.
01:03:27But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:03:31I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:03:33Everything else was his fault.
01:03:37I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:03:39God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:03:43I'm not going down like this.
01:03:45Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:03:47It's not finished yet.
01:03:49Griffin!
01:03:51Take this man to the police.
01:03:53If Dorsey Tech goes under,
01:03:55he'll have to pay for this.
01:03:57Yes, sir.
01:03:59Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor.
01:04:13So we will not be returning the $5 billion you invested.
01:04:28And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:04:31Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:04:34I'm sorry, Mr. Brown.
01:04:35But the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:04:38We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing.
01:04:41Which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:04:45No.
01:04:46No more buts.
01:04:47Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:04:49Where is it?
01:04:58Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you.
01:05:02I'm sure it will be very special.
01:05:05And you have no idea
01:05:08Eric
01:05:09I know I messed up before
01:05:13It's all over for Dorsey Tech now
01:05:17Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:05:21What the hell are you doing?
01:05:23Grabbing my boyfriend
01:05:24Boyfriend?
01:05:27That's right
01:05:28I'm his girlfriend now
01:05:30We're living together and we're getting married soon too
01:05:33But you
01:05:35You can't
01:05:37No, it's not possible
01:05:39He was mine first
01:05:42You dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:05:45It's a little late for you to come crawling back
01:05:49Guys, three
01:05:52Eric
01:05:55Eric
01:05:57You're hot when you're bossy
01:06:06Do you like?
01:06:08Yeah
01:06:08Eric
01:06:09What?
01:06:13Eric
01:06:14What is it now?
01:06:16Eric
01:06:25You know how much I've known for you
01:06:28Dorsey Tech is in dire straits
01:06:32We need your help
01:06:35Mr. Dorsey
01:06:36All those things you gave me
01:06:38I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server
01:06:42And demanding compensation
01:06:44Oh, has he not told you?
01:06:48That is not how it went down at all
01:06:51It was that dirtbag
01:06:53Eric with the C
01:06:54Who went behind my back
01:06:56And got me all mixed up
01:06:57Oh yeah?
01:06:58Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had
01:07:01Including my career
01:07:03Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:07:08Eric
01:07:09I am really sorry
01:07:11I don't want your fake apology
01:07:13And I'm not coming back to you
01:07:16So
01:07:18Would you please leave our office?
01:07:24Now
01:07:24Would you please leave our office?
01:07:28We wish Dorsey Tech
01:07:30The very best
01:07:39You fucking doomed us, son
01:07:51You doomed Dorsey Tech
01:07:54Dead, dead, dead
01:07:57Dead
01:07:58Dead
01:07:59Dead
01:08:00So
01:08:07You're really not going to help them
01:08:09They're the ones who fired me
01:08:12Now they have to live with the outcome
01:08:14Not to the sweet taste of victory
01:08:18To the sweet taste of victory
01:08:20To the sweet taste of victory
01:08:20You're really not going to help them
01:08:22You're really not going to help them
01:08:24You're really not going to help them
01:08:25You're really not going to help them
01:08:25You're really not going to help them
01:08:26You're really not going to help them
01:08:26You're really not going to help them
01:08:27You're really not going to help them
01:08:28You're really not going to help them
01:08:29You're really not going to help them
01:08:29You're really not going to help them
01:08:30You're really not going to help them
01:08:31You're really not going to help them
01:08:32You're really not going to help them
01:08:33You're really not going to help them
01:08:34You're really not going to help them
01:08:35You're really not going to help them
01:08:36You're really not going to help them
01:08:37You're really not going to help them
01:08:38You're really not going to help them
01:08:39You're really not going to help them
01:08:40You're really not going to help them
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