Professor Farnsworth (Billy West) reveals the “ancient” dating app technology that once claimed to find your true soulmate — with predictably hilarious results. Stream Futurama now on Hulu.
00:00I don't know what to do. I always thought Leela and I were soul mates. But maybe it wasn't meant to be.
00:14You know, Mon, there's a way to test if that's true.
00:17Hush, Hermes. Never speak of that.
00:19Speak of what?
00:20Oh, it's a fascinating story.
00:22You see, a thousand years ago, AI-powered dating apps were becoming more and more powerful.
00:28With access to social media posts, DNA databases, genital pics, and so on, they became too good, able to identify a person's one perfect match from among all inhabitants of Earth.
00:43What's wrong with that?
00:44Everything, you whimpering imbecile.
00:47Because naturally, many people soon learned that they had settled for someone other than their perfect match.
00:53It led to a 10,000% increase in jealous murders and an end to the traditional two-car family.
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