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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy!
00:00:07That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you any good news.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia, give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:05:43to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:05:52me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:05:59wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Oh, did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:06Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:02What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:30Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Yeah, she's never known.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off him.
00:23:45Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, pardon me.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:38Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:08I do, actually.
00:26:08What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no donerings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're just so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:37Mom?
00:30:39Mom?
00:30:39Mom?
00:30:41Mom?
00:30:42Mom?
00:30:42Mom?
00:30:42Mom?
00:30:43Mom?
00:30:44Mom?
00:30:44Mom?
00:30:45Mom?
00:30:45Mom?
00:30:45Mom?
00:30:47Mom?
00:30:47Mom?
00:30:47Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08still come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:47Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:16You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:04Help!
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00:33:06Help!
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00:33:07Help!
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00:33:15Help!
00:33:16Help!
00:33:16Help!
00:33:17Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:18You...
00:33:20Saved me?
00:33:20You...
00:33:20Saved me?
00:33:21Oh...
00:33:22That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:45The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:35She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you need it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:17all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:23I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44For a tip.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken, too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03Yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean,
00:41:26Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47Let the girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:05to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for Sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45Yes, I'm going to go try this on!
00:42:55You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:06Hey, I'm shopping?
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do
00:43:26than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:28Hmm, that's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:49Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way, this is mine!
00:44:01Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:19What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:49Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:19Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:49I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:12Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:31Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:34Trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:37Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:49There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:07Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bed.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:30I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:56Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:26Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:06Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:12You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:21You're on.
00:49:31Follow me.
00:49:34Let the show begin.
00:49:40You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:16Woo!
00:50:17Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:20Woo!
00:50:20Woo!
00:50:21Woo!
00:50:22Woo!
00:50:23Woo!
00:50:24Woo!
00:50:25Woo!
00:50:26Woo!
00:50:28Woo!
00:50:29Woo!
00:50:30Woo!
00:50:31Woo!
00:50:32Woo!
00:50:33Woo!
00:50:34Woo!
00:50:34Woo!
00:50:35Woo!
00:50:36Woo!
00:50:37Woo!
00:50:38Woo!
00:50:39Woo!
00:50:40Woo!
00:50:41Woo!
00:50:42Woo!
00:50:43Woo!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:45Woo!
00:50:46Woo!
00:50:47Woo!
00:50:48Woo!
00:50:49Woo!
00:50:50Woo!
00:50:51Woo!
00:50:52Woo!
00:50:53Woo!
00:50:54Woo!
00:50:55Woo!
00:50:56Woo!
00:50:57Woo!
00:50:58Woo!
00:50:59Woo!
00:51:00Woo!
00:51:01Woo!
00:51:02Woo!
00:51:03Woo!
00:51:04Woo!
00:51:04No, it ain't no me, it is no me
00:51:08We're ready for the comeback tonight
00:51:11Top that!
00:51:18Top that!
00:51:48Oh baby, what's the point of being honest if I?
00:52:06Just stand up changing my mind
00:52:10You're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:12Show them all
00:52:14Chased that high
00:52:17But I won't be around where you
00:52:21Cry, cry, cry
00:52:26The tears on your face
00:52:29Are falling in vain where you cry
00:52:34The same moment strings
00:52:37I left you in
00:52:39Yo
00:52:46Jason
00:52:47Dude
00:52:48I need the lady killer special
00:52:50Now
00:52:51Yeah
00:52:52I got you
00:52:54There's a tip
00:52:57And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:03And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:53:09Mia
00:53:12Woo
00:53:16As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free
00:53:25Jules, wait
00:53:30Jules, wait
00:53:35You look upset
00:53:38What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off
00:53:41No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:46Jules
00:53:48I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:50What is that?
00:53:55Oh, you got time?
00:53:57Come on, Jules
00:53:59You wanna have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks
00:54:06Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:10Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:54:15Better play along
00:54:20Bottoms up
00:54:25Bottoms up
00:54:28Cheers
00:54:30Alright
00:54:32Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:54:35I'm gonna go change
00:54:40Destiny
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:54:45Emmett was with her
00:54:48That little shit
00:54:50Don't
00:54:56Don't
00:54:57Move
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules
00:55:08Both know you want this
00:55:10Be gentle
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off
00:55:15Just relax, baby
00:55:17Let that E kick in
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:20Oh
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:55:24Let go of me
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:29Emmett
00:55:31Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah?
00:55:40Noah?
00:55:41Noah?
00:55:42Help me?
00:55:45Noah?
00:55:46Help me?
00:55:48Emmett?
00:55:50Get off of her
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:55Emmett?
00:55:56She doesn't want you!
00:55:57What are you doing?
00:55:59She wants me so bad, dude
00:56:00Even if she won't say so
00:56:02Dude, I thought we were friends
00:56:05I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:06Wait, stop!
00:56:08This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:12This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:36You look like shit
00:56:45Jules just kicked my ass
00:56:47All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:52Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:59Leah, stop
00:57:02This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me
00:57:08Be so fucking for real
00:57:09Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:57:16And, you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me
00:57:21Tonight
00:57:23Mia, sit down
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again
00:57:28I will kill you
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go
00:57:32Let's go
00:57:37I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:39I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:51Ow!
00:57:53You're hurting, let me help you
00:57:54Let me help you
00:58:07I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:58:09I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:58:27Really?
00:58:28I didn't take them
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:36You know, I got something better than E
00:58:39It's twice as fun
00:58:41And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:43What are you trying to give me?
00:58:57Rocky Road
00:59:00Ow!
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:09I'm not an asshole
00:59:11No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:21Whatever
00:59:26I gotta show you something
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:45And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:59:52It worked
00:59:54I've wanted you all somewhere
01:00:09Stop waiting
01:00:11Mom
01:00:13I need you
01:00:15Now
01:00:21What if somebody sees?
01:00:35Everybody's at the club
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:51Spanish
01:01:16Hi! Mrs. Allen, it's Mia, yeah Noah's girlfriend
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy mom.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up!
01:02:00Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:21What about me?
01:02:22She, like, totally thinks you're a slut, but, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Jules, do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:49Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:01My baby boy.
01:03:15I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:21Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:41I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:43Oh, she just left.
01:03:49I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:53What is that slut doing here?
01:03:58You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:00Get out of this house.
01:04:02Mom.
01:04:03Noah, a little help.
01:04:05Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:11Yes.
01:04:12It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:17Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:20Lisa.
01:04:21My second mommy.
01:04:23We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:25Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:26You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:27I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:28I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:29But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:30Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:31Please?
01:04:32Please?
01:04:33My head hurts.
01:04:34Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:35Yeah.
01:04:36I have some in my purse.
01:04:37Oh, thanks.
01:04:38Oh, I have some in my purse.
01:04:39Oh, thanks.
01:04:40Oh, she's aliner.
01:04:41Oh, she's a winner.
01:04:42Oh, she's a winner.
01:04:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:44I'm going to go to her tonight.
01:04:45I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:47Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:48Please?
01:04:50My head hurts.
01:04:54Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:56Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah. I have some in my purse.
01:05:01Oh, thanks.
01:05:17Water. Water. I need water!
01:05:21Jules?
01:05:23What did you give my mom?
01:05:25Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo! It's so hot in here.
01:05:32Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:37Oh, no.
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:46Wow!
01:05:47Oh, that's enough. I gotta talk to you.
01:05:49Woo!
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:56No way. You gave her those?
01:05:58I didn't give them. She found them.
01:06:00Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:04She hates you already.
01:06:05What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:08Where did she go?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:25Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way! It feels so good.
01:06:31Oh, wait, no.
01:06:34Help!
01:06:37I'm drowning!
01:06:39Mia, save me!
01:06:41Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:45Help!
01:06:47Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:51Help!
01:06:52Help!
01:06:53Help!
01:06:54Help!
01:06:55No!
01:06:56Help!
01:06:57Help!
01:06:58Help!
01:06:59Help!
01:07:00Help!
01:07:01Help!
01:07:02Help!
01:07:03Help!
01:07:04Help!
01:07:05Help!
01:07:06Help!
01:07:07Help!
01:07:08Oh!
01:07:09You saved me!
01:07:10I'm going to get you some tea.
01:07:12Here.
01:07:14I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Will you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:52I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:55No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:13I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:30Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:39Come with me.
01:08:52I wanna give you the money.
01:08:55Not as your boss.
01:08:57As your boyfriend.
01:08:58It feels I wanna give you everything.
01:09:03I-I-I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:10And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I-I-I don't think I can say it.
01:09:22Well let me take care of you.
01:09:27It's the least you can do.
01:09:31Fine.
01:09:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:39I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:54I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:03After your little sex video was released,
01:10:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is...
01:10:17Welcome to the family!
01:10:22Wait.
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:35Adios.
01:10:38Bye, Mom.
01:10:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:04What is this?
01:11:08Hmm.
01:11:13Ugh.
01:11:15Ew. What died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:35That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:43I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:53I know. I know.
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:58Hmm.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:12Who are you?
01:12:13I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:35The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:47I have enough friends.
01:12:49Thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:00The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:13Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:19Interview starts now.
01:13:21Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:29That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:31Mm-hmm.
01:13:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:56I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:01I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:15Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:18And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:35Everybody!
01:14:39Let's get the party started!
01:14:42Woohoo!
01:14:46Grab your bag.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:52I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:01You're so...
01:15:03beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah, tell me...
01:15:14Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:18You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:25How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:30And look at here.
01:15:32The happy little couple.
01:15:34Hmm.
01:15:36From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:42Emmett?
01:15:44Noah and I are talking.
01:15:45Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:48Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah.
01:15:53He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06But that's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't wanna hear it.
01:16:23Yeah...
01:16:25I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:28Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:33I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:45Chicks, dude.
01:16:47I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:54You're pathetic.
01:16:55Me.
01:16:56Whatever, dude.
01:17:04What were you thinking?
01:17:06That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:09I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:12You're a sexy girl.
01:17:16But you could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:26Share their toys.
01:17:28And I wanna play with you.
01:17:30I don't wanna be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice,
01:17:33I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:17:42I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:48In your dreams, Pearl.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I wanna be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:21I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:18:51Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:01Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:05Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:08Just one kiss.
01:19:09That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:20Don't play hard to get!
01:19:21Get off of her.
01:19:35Get off of her.
01:19:37Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:38If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:41You wouldn't dare.
01:19:44You little shit!
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:49Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You wanna mess with me?
01:19:59You wanna mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:31I saw you kissing back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:39You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:42You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:47Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:51Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:05You're fired.
01:21:07Get out of my house.
01:21:09You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:12You never belonged with us.
01:21:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:21:17I played you and I won.
01:21:18This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:19Oh, honey.
01:21:20This has everything to do with me.
01:21:21This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:22Oh, honey.
01:21:23This has everything to do with me.
01:21:27I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:28And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:32And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:21:33And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:21:34And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:35And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:21:38You thought you were better than me.
01:21:39You thought you were better than me.
01:21:40But I always win.
01:21:41You thought you were better than me.
01:21:42You thought you were better than me.
01:21:43But I always win.
01:21:44All I fucking do is you.
01:21:47i have done everything to do with me.
01:21:49I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:53And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:55And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:02You thought you were better than me.
01:22:08But I always win.
01:22:09All I fucking do is you?
01:22:12What I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:32Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:36It's too late.
01:22:42Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:55Oh, God!
01:23:08Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:12My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:22Do you need anything?
01:23:24I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:36Smile more.
01:23:38This money feels dirty.
01:23:46I never want to see this check again.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:24:00Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:08Get lost.
01:24:16I deserve that.
01:24:18Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:22And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:24Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:30Yeah.
01:24:32This morning I bought it.
01:24:34You bought my house from under us?
01:24:38Look at the name on the title.
01:24:40Oh, my God.
01:24:42You put it under my name.
01:24:46It's yours, Jules.
01:24:48It's all yours.
01:24:50But...
01:24:52I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:54Another condition?
01:24:56What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:00Sleep with your boss?
01:25:02Drug your mom?
01:25:03No.
01:25:06But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:16At 8pm.
01:25:18And I want you to wear this.
01:25:26What are you doing here?
01:25:34Noah told me to come.
01:25:36Really?
01:25:37Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:39Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:45He's proposing to you?
01:25:47When did you two get back together?
01:25:49Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:51But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:14To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:21The big question.
01:26:22Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:31Uh...
01:26:33How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:40You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:43Okay.
01:26:45Fine.
01:26:46Yeah.
01:26:47I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:50But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:54What are you gonna do?
01:26:55Arrest me?
01:26:56Actually, that's my job.
01:26:57Oh, hi.
01:26:58Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:01What?
01:27:02You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:04These are not what they're for.
01:27:05Call my dad!
01:27:06Oh, daddy!
01:27:08Bye, Mia.
01:27:09If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:22Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:30I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:34And here are my secrets.
01:27:37And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:43I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:52And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:27:54Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:55You look like a crazy person.
01:27:57And I have one more secret.
01:27:58Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:28And here I am not my right now.
01:28:29If you're ready about that I just
01:28:30Instительно Deer Thanh, I do open and see my parents.
01:28:31See you then.
01:28:32OK.
01:28:33Bye.
01:28:34Bye.
01:28:35Bye.
01:28:58Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:28Of course I do. Now, let's party.
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