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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22The payoff my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you I'm good at you.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:56Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08I'm open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:29Uh,
00:04:31guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules!
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:10You two are hooking up?
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:10is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving
00:08:14any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe
00:08:29a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:35Thanks, Snowy.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:12Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things
00:09:44have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this.
00:09:54Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way
00:10:06to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing
00:10:27keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died,
00:10:29he left us enough
00:10:30of $100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:41if you worked at their summer house,
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules,
00:10:46if you don't get this job back,
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:52I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:01You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out
00:11:09and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating
00:11:15for two months.
00:11:18What?
00:11:18You still have feelings
00:11:19for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw
00:11:23in that girl.
00:11:24Mia,
00:11:24do not say anything mean
00:11:26about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid
00:11:29ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything
00:12:00that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier
00:12:18than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:40you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me
00:14:05this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you
00:14:28been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead
00:14:41and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:06Hey!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules,
00:15:22you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Ah!
00:15:49Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me!
00:15:52You better give me
00:15:54my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:58full of snakes.
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:10for the third time!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:15Jules, hand me your shirt!
00:16:20Hand me your shirt!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Are you seriously
00:16:38fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:10Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:56We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:16You're nuts.
00:18:17I'm not a hooker.
00:18:18I'm not crazy.
00:18:19And I don't pay for sex.
00:18:20Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:21Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:22I don't know.
00:18:23I changed my mind.
00:18:24Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:25Done.
00:18:26Pull this off with me and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:31Give me that.
00:18:32Not yet.
00:18:33Give me that.
00:18:34Not yet.
00:18:55I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02at the summer house, but until then, this money's mine.
00:19:08This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:14I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:32All right, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one, no boners.
00:19:54You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:56You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:59Yeah, just one.
00:20:03No feelings.
00:20:05I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:07You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:09You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:18Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:24No one touches you with me.
00:20:28You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:34While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:42Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:49Let the show begin.
00:20:53Ew.
00:20:55I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:57There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:59You kicked me out.
00:21:00Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:04Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:06At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:10Mia, do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38My mom.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:48is served.
00:21:52Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:05I spilled.
00:22:07Emmett?
00:22:08You want to help?
00:22:10Huh?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:23Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:28Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:35Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:42I'm in mode again.
00:22:43I'm in beast mode.
00:22:44I'm on go.
00:22:45About to troll again.
00:22:46Where I been?
00:22:47That shit never know.
00:22:48Trophy's rolling in.
00:22:49Look at school.
00:22:50Losers gotta go.
00:22:51I'm on 10 again.
00:22:52I can't stop.
00:22:53No, I cannot go.
00:22:54Oops.
00:22:55Spilled a little.
00:22:56Jules.
00:22:57I'm still thirsty.
00:22:58I'm still thirsty.
00:22:59I can't stop.
00:23:00I can't stop.
00:23:01I can't stop.
00:23:02I can't stop.
00:23:03Oops.
00:23:04Spilled a little.
00:23:05Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:30I have to go.
00:23:35If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:05You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:35What are you doing here? And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:15Remember, no don't run.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:32I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:34What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:04Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:24I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:33I should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58Guys, we're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding!
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:14Gosh.
00:28:14What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow.
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant?
00:29:50He's cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:13Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:33You and Jules are officially over.
00:30:52You and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08she'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look,
00:31:21you hooked up with Jules.
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:26You hooked up.
00:31:29Fuck.
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop.
00:31:34Fuck you, dude.
00:31:34Stop.
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:41Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know.
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:02How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:14You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:32:55Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04You saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:47Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:13I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:28Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:18I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:48I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:00I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:36She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:46Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:04Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:17all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:30all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44I'm a dick.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken, too.
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down,
00:40:06and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:50And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:41Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47I promise.
00:41:47I promise.
00:41:47I promise.
00:41:53The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:36If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:43Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try the sun!
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:53You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no.
00:42:58I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't.
00:43:01That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:16But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:06What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:36You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:57Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:22Excuse me, um...
00:45:26I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:41I don't know how that got there.
00:46:01I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:47:05me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay, all right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman Internship.
00:47:35And never come back to the summer house, hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the
00:47:42summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:25Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:12You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:42You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the water,
00:50:47I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the water,
00:50:59I got the weight of the water,
00:51:03I got the weight of the water,
00:51:09Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:39Oh.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:51Oh baby.
00:51:54What's the point to be honest if I.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:05You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:12Show them all.
00:52:14I chase that high.
00:52:17But I won't be around where you.
00:52:21Cry.
00:52:23Cry.
00:52:25Cry.
00:52:26The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:52:34The same old man swings.
00:52:37I left your head.
00:52:39The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:52:45Yo.
00:52:46Jason.
00:52:47Dude.
00:52:48I need the lady killer special.
00:52:49Now.
00:52:50Yeah.
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:56Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:53:02And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:53:09Mia.
00:53:10Woo.
00:53:11As the winner you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:53:17I can deal with public humiliation.
00:53:18But I can't deal with public for free.
00:53:20Jewels.
00:53:21Wait.
00:53:22You look upset.
00:53:23What are you my therapist?
00:53:24Fuck off.
00:53:25No.
00:53:26Just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:27Jewels.
00:53:28You look upset.
00:53:29What are you my therapist?
00:53:30Fuck off.
00:53:31No.
00:53:32Just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:34Jewels.
00:53:35You look upset.
00:53:36What are you my therapist?
00:53:37Fuck off.
00:53:38No.
00:53:39Just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:41Jewels.
00:53:42I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:43What is that?
00:53:44Oh you got time?
00:53:45Come on Jewels.
00:53:46You want to have some fun?
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:57Oh, you got time?
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:17Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm going to go change.
00:54:41Destin, have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:47That little shit.
00:54:57Don't move.
00:54:58What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:07You both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:56Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:19This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:43You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48So, all I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:00Leah, stop.
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:16And, you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:57:29I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:57:56I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:32You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:58:59Oh, hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:27I gotta show you something.
00:59:29I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:54I've wanted you all, Summer.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:13I need you now.
01:00:15What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:40I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:42I'm taking you to the club.
01:01:00I'm taking you downstairs.
01:01:02We have to go after some corns.
01:01:04Hi, Mrs. Allen. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we
01:01:26would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
01:01:34Hey, sleepy little. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire. Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me. What's the big deal? There's the drugs. And the mess. And you.
01:02:22What about me? She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason. I'm going to go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here. All right?
01:02:41Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother. Now.
01:03:01Mom.
01:03:01Mom.
01:03:02Wait.
01:03:03Noah.
01:03:04Uh.
01:03:05My baby boy.
01:03:06Mom. Hi.
01:03:07Mom. I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:08Mia called and said she needed the family ring. To propose.
01:03:16Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:30I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:36Oh. She just left.
01:03:46I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:52What is that slut doing here?
01:03:55You're the girl from the sex tape. Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah. A little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom. Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:12Uh, yes.
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:19Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay? But after dinner tonight,
01:04:41I'm going to explain everything to her. Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:47Oh, my head hurts. Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah. I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:07She's prepared.
01:05:17Water. Water. Water. I need, I need water.
01:05:22Jules? What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo! It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35Oh, no. Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48Oh, that's enough. I gotta talk to you. Let's go.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way. You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't gift them. She found them. Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules. She hates you already. What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:08Where did she go?
01:06:11Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way! It feels so good.
01:06:32Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Ow! I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:50Ah!
01:06:52Ah!
01:06:53Ah!
01:06:54Ah!
01:06:55Ah!
01:06:56Ah!
01:06:57Ah!
01:06:58Ah!
01:06:59Ah!
01:07:00Ah!
01:07:01Ah!
01:07:02Ah!
01:07:03Ah!
01:07:04Ah!
01:07:05Ah!
01:07:06Ah!
01:07:07Ah!
01:07:08Ah!
01:07:09Ah!
01:07:10Ah!
01:07:11Ah!
01:07:11Ah!
01:07:12Ah!
01:07:13Ah!
01:07:14Ah!
01:07:15Ah!
01:07:36For taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:07:58I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:33When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:54Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:09:00Feels I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I don't think I can say it.
01:09:26Let me take care of you.
01:09:28It's the least you can do.
01:09:32Fine.
01:09:34You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:40I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:01After your little sex video was released,
01:10:08at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:18welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait.
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:53There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:06What is this?
01:11:13Ew.
01:11:16What died in here?
01:11:18My manhood.
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read.
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:33so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great.
01:11:39You finally figured it out.
01:11:40Good boy.
01:11:41Okay.
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:51I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation
01:11:58for the layman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends.
01:12:49Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:12:59and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:01The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:13:06will be responsible
01:13:07for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:13:15starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:13:47tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:14:00and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath
01:14:04my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got
01:14:15was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it,
01:14:21I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:36Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43Over!
01:14:46Grab your back.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so...
01:15:04beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:11Noah,
01:15:12tell me,
01:15:14who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:22How long is he going to be here?
01:15:27I'll protect you.
01:15:30And look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:35Hmm.
01:15:35From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:38Emmett,
01:15:39Noah and I are talking.
01:15:43Emmett,
01:15:44Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well,
01:15:50I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:53Yeah,
01:15:53he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:15:59i told noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer i would drop out of
01:16:05the internship pool that's not true yeah it is i thought noah would pussy out if i won so
01:16:13i recorded the whole thing you play that i'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:17i don't want to hear it yeah i'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to
01:16:28noah i was nothing but a bet to you i was nothing but a bet to you i was nothing but a check to you
01:16:38both of you can fuck off
01:16:41chicks dude i'm gonna kick your fucking ass i wouldn't want to do that in front of our special
01:16:51cast i don't care about anybody except jules you're pathetic me whatever dude
01:17:05what were you thinking that noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:10i've been waiting all day to get you
01:17:12alone you're a sexy girl we could have a lot of fun i don't have time for that then make time
01:17:23there's a tradition at lehman the boys share their toys and i want to play with you i don't want to
01:17:32be played with if you play nice i'll give your boyfriend the little job the only reason why noah
01:17:38made his bet was to get this job even if this guy is an asshole i should hear him out what do i have
01:17:45to do let me borrow you for the night in your dreams perv
01:18:00mia you know where jules is you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:06maybe this outfit would change your mind mia a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:13get it through your head i want to be with jules
01:18:16why do you like her so much i don't like her
01:18:22i love her
01:18:26you know i feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar you know she planted that sex tape
01:18:32right right yeah well she said she didn't found your girlfriend
01:18:48if i do what you say then you'll give noah the straw yes and it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:55we only interviewed him as a favor to his mom my company looks down on sex tapes wait now i know
01:19:04where i recognize you damn you were great just one kiss that's all it takes to get your boyfriend the
01:19:13little job
01:19:21don't play hard to get
01:19:29get off
01:19:29get off of her
01:19:36let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her alone i'm gonna break your
01:19:41fingers you wouldn't dare
01:19:43you little shit you'll never work for lehman yeah it looks like i dodged a bullet there because i
01:19:50would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at lehman
01:19:56you'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to
01:19:59mess with me yeah why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around you know i bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:08please don't tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:20:23how could you do that to me jules
01:20:26how could you do that to me jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me i saw you kissing back
01:20:33i should be the one that's mad you made a bet with emmet about our relationship
01:20:43you were getting money out of the deal so why does it matter
01:20:48tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him
01:20:53it matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant
01:20:57asshole
01:21:06you're fired get out of my house
01:21:16you're gone for good bitch
01:21:29you never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go
01:21:36i played you and i won this has nothing to do with you
01:21:41oh honey this has everything to do with me
01:21:50i planted the camera in your room and then i got the sex tape of you and noah
01:21:58and then i uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:01you thought you were better than me but i always win all i fucking do is win
01:22:20a miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:32mom i saved the house
01:22:36it's too late
01:22:44maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:22:47someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:51that's what happens when you lose sight of your goal you lose everything
01:22:56oh god
01:23:01can i help you what are you doing in that uniform
01:23:14my dad cut me off after i lost an andrew lehman internship
01:23:18i guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job so
01:23:20i have a big tip for you
01:23:34my dad cut me off after i lost an andrew lehman internship
01:23:37smile more
01:23:38my dad cut me off after i lost an andrew lehman internship
01:23:46this money feels dirty i never want to see this check again
01:23:52miss me
01:24:02miss me
01:24:04get lost
01:24:16i deserve that
01:24:18look i wrote us up a new contract all right and i think you'll really like it
01:24:31is this the deed to my house
01:24:32yeah
01:24:33this morning i bought it
01:24:37you bought my house from under us
01:24:39look at the name on the title
01:24:43oh my god
01:24:44you put it under my name
01:24:48it's yours jules it's all yours
01:24:52but i am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:57another condition
01:24:59what do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again
01:25:02sleep with your boss drug your mom
01:25:04mom no
01:25:07but i would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:10tonight
01:25:17at 8 pm
01:25:19and i want you to wear this
01:25:32what are you doing here
01:25:35noah told me to come
01:25:37really
01:25:38oh how pathetic
01:25:40noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:46he's proposing to you
01:25:48when did you two get back together
01:25:50well it's not official yet
01:25:52but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:56and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:58i guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:03noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:09mia jules i am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:13why did you invite me here to watch you propose to mia
01:26:17propose who said anything about proposing to you
01:26:20oh please the big question
01:26:22yeah i do have a big question
01:26:27mia why did you plant that sex tape of jules and i
01:26:31uh
01:26:34how did you know about that
01:26:35well because i made a huge mistake
01:26:38and when you were leaving the summer house i heard you're in jules's fight
01:26:41you know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:45okay
01:26:46fine
01:26:46yeah yeah i planted the camera and i uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51but i just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:55what are you gonna do arrest me
01:26:57actually that's my job
01:26:59mia matthews you're under arrest for revenge porn
01:27:02what you're not actually doing this are you
01:27:05these are not what they're for call my dad
01:27:08oh daddy
01:27:09bye ma'am
01:27:10if you invited me here to watch that i appreciate it
01:27:18that's not why i invited you here
01:27:23everybody
01:27:26what is he doing
01:27:31i have invited you all here so i can share my secrets
01:27:35secrets
01:27:38and here are my secrets
01:27:41i scream when i see spiders
01:27:44i do
01:27:46and i crashed my car on santa monica boulevard and i was so scared i just left it there
01:27:53and i cannot tell my left from my right
01:27:55noah what are you doing you look like a crazy person
01:27:58and i have one more secret
01:27:59jules i am stupidly in love with you
01:28:09and i want to make it official jules right here in front of everybody
01:28:13i want everyone to know what you are to me
01:28:29and i want to make it official
01:28:34oh
01:28:35oh
01:28:59Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
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