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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy!
00:00:07That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one tells you any good news.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:36Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked her sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me, and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia, give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:05:43to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:05:52me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:05:59wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:31Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Oh, did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:24Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:57I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:02Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:23I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What?
00:11:18You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:30I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:20Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:46You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:56You're so hot, I love you when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:06Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:15:00Come with me.
00:15:02What the fuck are you?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:30Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now.
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex date, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:30I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:39Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner...
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:20Look at Jules's squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:39Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on go.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:03Yeah, she's never known.
00:23:05Shelfy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on tea and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off him.
00:23:45Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:32I'll take the couch.
00:24:40What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh, pardon me.
00:25:36Yes!
00:25:38Do you like what you see?
00:25:49I do, actually.
00:25:51I do, actually.
00:26:08I do, actually.
00:26:08What are you doing here?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no donerings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, all right?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:13Gosh.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it.
00:28:48Save it.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:51And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey, I made good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so hard.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:34Bye.
00:30:38Mom.
00:30:38Mom.
00:30:40Mom.
00:30:41Mom.
00:30:41Mom.
00:30:42Mom.
00:30:43Mom.
00:30:43Mom.
00:30:44Mom.
00:30:44Mom.
00:30:45Mom.
00:30:45Mom.
00:30:46Mom.
00:30:47Mom.
00:30:47Mom.
00:30:47Mom.
00:30:47Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just going to distract myself,
00:31:06screw around a little bit,
00:31:08she'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude, stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:47Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know-
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:10than let everybody at this party know
00:32:11that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:16You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:20Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:22Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:26Fine.
00:32:27Feelings mutual.
00:32:32Great.
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for
00:32:35since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:04You saved me?
00:33:20You saved me?
00:33:20That feels better,
00:33:34doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you,
00:33:39maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett,
00:33:42don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules,
00:33:49tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett,
00:33:56thank you for saving me,
00:33:58but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her lie.
00:34:14Jules,
00:34:15what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good,
00:34:18explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie,
00:34:27you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember,
00:34:31don't tell anybody about this,
00:34:32okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that,
00:34:45okay?
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45You know,
00:34:57once we make this official,
00:34:58I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:04it's party time.
00:35:13OMG,
00:35:13I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:18if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up
00:35:21with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked,
00:35:27you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew,
00:35:30spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant,
00:35:35cocky,
00:35:35and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett
00:35:38are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him
00:35:42more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts
00:35:49were all things
00:35:49that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her
00:36:03I have feelings for you.
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules,
00:36:22how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean,
00:36:25really.
00:36:27All right,
00:36:27I need to see the text
00:36:29from your phone
00:36:29so that way I can know
00:36:31that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah
00:36:33the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way
00:36:42for me to prove it.
00:36:42I know it was
00:36:50a really long time ago,
00:36:52but when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:55I really did.
00:37:00I give those two
00:37:02until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this
00:37:08to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think
00:37:12they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:19The rules of the game
00:37:26are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape
00:37:28and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever
00:37:32blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:36She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:04No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:22Rude.
00:38:34Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:17all right?
00:39:18But that was well before
00:39:18I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:23I knew that you guys were hooking up,
00:39:30all right?
00:39:30But that was well before
00:39:31I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration,
00:39:42blind rage.
00:39:44For a tip.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:46sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken, too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you
00:40:05and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying
00:40:06I would do anything
00:40:08to try again.
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:23and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up
00:40:27the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:54that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:58so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:09It's not that easy.
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:20I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:23I mean, Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She was about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:47Let the girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04Must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:05to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:06I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman Internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman Internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship
00:42:15in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas,
00:42:18like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me,
00:42:22me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:26and I have to pay up.
00:42:27If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered
00:42:39finally came in.
00:42:42Oh my God, it's gorgeous!
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:59that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't!
00:43:01That's impossible!
00:43:02It doesn't fit!
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do
00:43:26than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:44Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:46to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:49Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:01Are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:06What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:33You know, there's only one problem
00:44:41with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:44:57Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:26I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41I don't know how that got there.
00:45:55See?
00:45:55Told ya.
00:45:56I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:21I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:24But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:29It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it.
00:46:34Trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for
00:47:05me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you, so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Alright.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight, you hand over to Lehman Internship.
00:47:35And never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
00:47:42the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:03Eat shit.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey.
00:48:25Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:49I mean it.
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:12You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:42You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:06The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:20Woo!
00:50:20Woo!
00:50:22Woo!
00:50:31Woo!
00:50:34Woo!
00:50:36Come on, come back.
00:50:38Come back.
00:50:40Come back.
00:50:42Come back.
00:50:44I'm that good.
00:50:46I got the weight of the world.
00:50:48To give me diamonds and pearls.
00:50:50Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:52No way you're weighing on me.
00:50:54It's just a great thing.
00:50:56I'm that good.
00:50:58I got the weight of the world.
00:51:00To give me diamonds and pearls.
00:51:02Diamonds and pearls.
00:51:04No way you're weighing on me.
00:51:06It's just a great thing.
00:51:08We're waiting for you to come back tonight.
00:51:11It's just a great thing.
00:51:17Top that.
00:51:19Oh.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:33Top that.
00:51:34You don't almost care
00:51:36Before going next trip.
00:51:37Great.
00:51:39Our Bert.
00:51:40That was our事.
00:51:41I knew it rewrite.
00:51:42So, my leg's not real.
00:51:43You let me stay in good emotion.
00:51:45Thanks, everyone.
00:51:46Go ahead.
00:51:47Alright.
00:51:48Thanks, дорог simplement again next trip.
00:51:50What do you want to go then?
00:51:55And it's fun.
00:51:56entferç±³ School.
00:51:58So great advice.
00:52:00Let's meet the people ready.
00:52:02ihrem shit.
00:52:03You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show them all.
00:52:33Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:03And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:13Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public for free.
00:53:28Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56Oh, you got time?
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:06Oh, buh-buh-buh-buh.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:16Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm gonna go change.
00:54:37Destiny.
00:54:37Have you seen Jules?
00:54:38Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:47That little shit.
00:54:50Don't move.
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:07You both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah, help me!
00:55:45Noah, help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait, stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:00Leah, stop.
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:22Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:41Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:11I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:39It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:51What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13You're the king of assholes.
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:27I got to show you something.
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:48It worked.
00:59:54It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all, Summer.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:11Mom.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:15Mom.
01:00:16Mom.
01:00:16Mom.
01:00:17What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:40What if somebody sees me?
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:07Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
01:01:37Hey, sleepy mom. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready
01:01:52for another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up! Get up! Get up,
01:02:01get up! Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire. Mom's on the way,
01:02:08and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me. What's the big deal? Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you. What
01:02:22about me? She, like, totally thinks you're a slut. But, like, in a bad way. Look, my mom knows about
01:02:26the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing. I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract mom. Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here,
01:02:40all right? Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
01:02:56Get your brother. Now.
01:03:02Mommy! Wait! Noah!
01:03:10Uh, my baby boy!
01:03:16Mom, hi! Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring. To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:45She just left.
01:03:46I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:01Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:03Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:12Uh, yes. It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa.
01:04:25My second mommy.
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:55My head hurts.
01:04:57Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:00I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:06She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water.
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:24What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:36I don't know.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48All right, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't give them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:08Where did she go?
01:06:11Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way!
01:06:30It feels so good.
01:06:31Oh, wait, no.
01:06:36Ow!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:42Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Ow!
01:06:49Will you save me?
01:07:13Here.
01:07:14I brought you some tea.
01:07:19I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:11I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:31When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:48I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:57As your boyfriend.
01:09:00Do as I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:09Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:01After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.
01:10:20You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:37Bye, Mom.
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:46Good luck with that.
01:10:48I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:53There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:02What is this?
01:11:13Ew.
01:11:16What died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:20Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:11:36That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great.
01:11:39You finally figured it out.
01:11:40Good boy.
01:11:42I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:43I have enough friends.
01:12:49Thanks.
01:12:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:10Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:32That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13Just the only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:34I'm sorry.
01:14:38Everybody!
01:14:40Let's get the party started!
01:14:43So good!
01:14:46Grab your back.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:10Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:21I know.
01:15:26How long is he going to be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you.
01:15:31And look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:35From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:38Soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:40Soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:43Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:48Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:57What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:07That's not true.
01:16:09Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:58B.
01:17:00Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:09I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18You could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:45Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:49In your dreams, perv.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh.
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:10A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:35Found your girlfriend.
01:18:44If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:08Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:28Get off her.
01:19:34Get off her.
01:19:35Let me have my fun.
01:19:38Then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:45You little shit.
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:31I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:45so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:56that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:09You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:29You never belonged with us,
01:21:31and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:34I played you, and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey.
01:21:44This has everything to do with me.
01:21:50I planted the camera in your room,
01:21:54and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:21:57and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:02You thought you were better than me,
01:22:08but I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:23Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:36It's too late.
01:22:43Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:09Karen, can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:12My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:17I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:38This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:24:01Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:07Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:22Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:35You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:48It's yours, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But...
01:24:53I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:58What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No.
01:25:07But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:25:10tonight.
01:25:17At 8pm.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:58I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:04Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:08Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:14To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:22The big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:25Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:41You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:18That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:19Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:35And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:45And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:08And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:15I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:45Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:44Just sit down.
01:29:44What do you want?
01:29:44I love you.
01:29:47I'm good.
01:29:47I love you.
01:29:49I love you.
01:30:10I'm good.
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