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Oh No! The Witch Like To Sleep With Me 1
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00:00Sweaty mortal males. Will one of you volunteer to sleep with me so I may balance my powers?
00:06What the fuck?
00:07Astrid, you've always been very talented, but you like control.
00:12Your powers require a masculine balance.
00:15How fortuitous. My name is Astrid Hall.
00:18Nathan Woodford, so are matching birthmarks means there are soulmates.
00:22I can help you restore your vision, and you can help me balance my powers.
00:26All I require is that you sleep with me.
00:28What are you doing?
00:29I thought you said you wanted me to sleep with you.
00:31Yes, I said sleep, not fornicate.
00:34Oh, fuck. I don't know how I'm going to sleep after all that.
00:37Salmi, I have to return to my coven.
00:41You mean you're leaving?
00:42The outside world struggles to accept anyone who's different.
00:44Don't you two make the perfect couple? The blind leading the mentally disturbed?
00:48Us freaks gotta stick together, right?
00:50Freak is a relative term. I prefer the word fate.
00:53Please. This has to work. This is my last chance.
01:17Astrid! Put that down now!
01:30Haven't you cost enough damage from on me?
01:32I'm sorry, High Priestess.
01:34I was just trying to fix things.
01:36Same as with the heat spell.
01:38The tower caught on fire because of your stupid spell.
01:41Astrid is a threat to our coven.
01:42All the other witches want her here.
01:44She needs to go.
01:45I'm so sorry.
01:48I didn't mean to.
01:49Please don't make me go. I will do anything to stay.
01:52We can't risk the coven for just one student, Astrid.
01:55I have no choice but to strip you of your powers and banish you from the coven.
02:01Please. I beg of you.
02:03My powers are all I have.
02:05Please don't make me go. I have nowhere else to stay.
02:10Astrid.
02:10You've been with us since you were a child.
02:15You've always been very talented.
02:17Through the years, surrounded by other witches,
02:19your feminine powers have grown.
02:22But she's right.
02:23You lack control.
02:25Your powers require a masculine balance.
02:28Tell me what to do.
02:29You must leave the coven and live among men again.
02:33Allow their masculine energies to merge with your feminine ones.
02:37Merging energies?
02:41You have to sleep with them, dumbass.
02:43Oh, of course.
02:45You will only have ten days to balance your unruly powers.
02:48If you return before you have conquered your imbalance,
02:52I must take your powers away.
02:55I understand.
02:56I won't disappoint you, High Priestess.
02:59I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
03:01I will find a young man, and I will sleep with him.
03:07Faire de vale, Astrid Hall.
03:09Once I've slept with boys and acquired their energies,
03:12I'll return to my coven sisters.
03:14Don't hurry back, dipshit.
03:18May the gods not go over you, child.
03:27Worthless little witch.
03:30Hurry up and get in the car.
03:31Blessed be, stepmother.
03:40Stepsister.
03:43I told you not to call us that.
03:47So, you set another building on fire?
03:51You better not breathe a word about it at your new boarding school.
03:54My new boarding school?
03:56But I thought I was going home.
03:57It's like I'd ever let a pyromaniac like you under my roof again.
04:05But it was my father's home long before he met you.
04:08Well, he's dead, so it's our home now.
04:12Do not, I repeat, do not tell anyone we're really at school.
04:16Got it, demon girl?
04:18If I ever hope to return to my sisters,
04:21I must find masculine energies to balance my power.
04:24Hello? Did you hear me?
04:26Do not worry.
04:28I shan't inform anyone of our relationships, stepsister.
04:31This I swear by the old gods.
04:33Freak.
04:42I have to talk to the dean about your enrollment.
04:48Don't go anywhere.
04:50Don't do anything.
04:52Huntington Hall is a respectable, normal school.
04:56For normal kids.
04:58So don't pull me at that witchy shit here.
05:01Understand?
05:02Do you understand?
05:18Fasculine energies.
05:19Um, GQ, who is that and why is he not in any of my classes?
05:36You want him in class.
05:38I'd rather have him in my dorm room up against my desk.
05:41In the shower.
05:49Wait, is he blind?
05:52Yeah, never mind.
05:54I only mess with guys who can actually see what they're doing.
06:04So much masculine energy.
06:06But how do I choose who to merge with?
06:13Greetings, sweaty mortal males.
06:15Will one of you volunteer to sleep with me so I may balance my powers?
06:24Hey, yo, what the fuck?
06:31Dude, is this emo girl being serious?
06:34Shit, I ain't usually into goth picks, but you know if she's offering.
06:38Hey, sweetie, I think you're a little lost.
06:41This isn't Halloween Horror Night.
06:43I do not know what that is.
06:47I simply came to seek a male.
06:55Oh, you!
06:57With a mystical staff!
06:59Mystical staff?
07:01You know the emo?
07:02She's going straight for the rich boy.
07:04I mean, he'd probably be into her.
07:05Dude blind can't see how fucking weird she looks.
07:09Wait!
07:10Please!
07:11Please!
07:13Ah!
07:17Fuck!
07:18Hey!
07:20You gonna say sorry?
07:21Emo girl?
07:22Let go of me, please.
07:24Your energy is hostile and incompatible with mine.
07:27And I am not an emo.
07:29I am a witch.
07:30What the fuck are you talking about, freak?
07:32Apologize!
07:33Now!
07:34I'm sorry you have weak muscles.
07:39Now let me go.
07:42Ah!
07:44Where are you going?
07:45Let me come with you!
07:50Jesus, what the fuck's your deal?
07:51My feminine energies are too powerful, and if I don't balance them with masculine energies,
07:56then they'll take away my powers forever.
07:59Right.
08:00Uh, the mental health counselor's on the second floor.
08:04How fortuitous.
08:08Can you let go of my hand?
08:09A sign from the old gods.
08:11What are you talking about?
08:12My birthmark?
08:13Yes.
08:14Um, it's nothing.
08:15I've had it since forever.
08:16It is no mere birthmark.
08:18This means much more than that.
08:19What was that?
08:28Did I just see her?
08:30Look, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so please, leave me alone.
08:46Oh no, he doesn't see the car coming.
08:49Get off the road, hurry!
08:57Goddess Hecate, don't let me hurt him.
09:07What the fuck?
09:09Shit.
09:10It worked.
09:14What happened?
09:15Bro, that car almost just smoked you.
09:17Really?
09:17I guess it was come all right for you, but the nook or me to move out of the way was some kind of magic.
09:25You're safe.
09:27Thank Hecate.
09:28You saved my life.
09:31How can I pay you back?
09:32Okay.
09:32Will you sleep with me?
09:46Will you sleep with me?
09:52You can thank me by sleeping with me.
09:55Um, I don't know where you're from, new girl, but around here you don't just ask a complete stranger to sleep with you.
10:01I feel weak.
10:03I feel weak.
10:04I feel weak.
10:08I feel weak.
10:09What happened here?
10:17She stopped the car.
10:18She stopped the car from hitting me and then just passed out.
10:20Yeah.
10:21After she asked you to have sex with her.
10:23Dude, shut up.
10:24It's my grandma.
10:25My stepdaughter is very sheltered.
10:27I'm sure she didn't mean it that way.
10:30Nah, she was trying to hit it.
10:31Dude.
10:32Everyone quiet.
10:33She's waking up.
10:34My name is Astrid Hall.
10:51Astrid Hall?
10:52Will you tell me yours?
10:54Um, Nathan Woodford.
10:57Let me see you, Nathan Woodford.
10:59Wait, where are you?
11:00Shh.
11:02Ah.
11:04Now I see.
11:06There you are.
11:10Nathan.
11:11Your eyes.
11:12They're cursed.
11:13He's blind, you idiot.
11:15Stop being such a drama queen and get up.
11:18I think she's a bit shaken by the crash.
11:21Please give us a moment.
11:25It's only been an hour and you're already causing me problems.
11:28No more talking about purses or casting spells or whatever the fuck they do at that psycho hippie commune.
11:37Out here, nobody believes in your satanic voodoo witchcraft bullshit.
11:42So you better shut up and stay out of sight before you cause an even bigger mess.
11:47How am I supposed to go to this school if I can't use my magic?
11:50Did I ask for your opinion, you stupid little witch?
11:54I told you to shut up.
11:56Uh, that is quite enough, I think.
12:03Astrid, I would be happy to offer you enrollment here at Huntington Hall.
12:08Really?
12:08We don't even know her.
12:15Astrid saved your life, Nathan.
12:17We owe her a safe place to live and to learn.
12:20Although it is quite late in the semester and the girls' dormitory is at capacity.
12:25Oh, that's not a problem.
12:26I prefer to sleep with the boys.
12:30I require their masculine energy.
12:32Uh, no, Astrid, that is not allowed under school policy.
12:37But, for now, you may stay with Nathan and I at our home just off campus.
12:42Wait, hold on, Graham.
12:43I think there's something off there.
12:45This is not up for discussion.
12:48Ugh, I'm late for my board meeting.
12:50Nate, take her to the house and get her settled.
13:02This is only temporary.
13:05Then my grandma will find another place for you to stay soon.
13:09Ooh, candles!
13:10Now I can perform a protection spell for your home.
13:13No, yeah, don't light those up.
13:15You know, I accidentally knocked one over.
13:19Of course.
13:20I wouldn't want to start a fire, even though my intentions would be pure and honorable.
13:24The old gods often play tricks on us.
13:26Look, are you actually a witch?
13:29I am.
13:29Wait, you're just gonna tell me the truth just like that?
13:33I have no reason to lie.
13:34Though it is troublesome that mortals of the outside no longer have knowledge of us witches.
13:38So how'd you get here, anyway?
13:40Are those guys living in coveys?
13:41A coven.
13:42And, yes, we rarely leave.
13:45The outside world struggles to accept anything or anyone who's different.
13:53She said my eyes were cursed.
13:55I wonder if...
13:56So tell me, do you witches have spells for everything?
14:01Not everything, no.
14:03Sometimes, if my energies are out of balance, even the strongest spell can go horribly awry.
14:09How many cost enough damage for one bee?
14:12Astrid is a threat.
14:13Coven, she needs to go.
14:15You okay, Astrid?
14:25Where is your bed, Nathan Woodford?
14:26I wish to sleep with you now.
14:29Astrid, wait.
14:31Hold on.
14:33Astrid, where the hell are you?
14:38Look, I'll tell you where the pillows and blankets are, and you can stay on the couch, all right?
14:42Okay.
14:42Okay.
14:42Okay.
14:45Nathan, come join me.
14:57There you are.
14:58Come in.
14:59What do you think you're doing?
15:01I'm in front of any of the streams and waterfalls, but this is very nice as well.
15:05Water has many healing properties, you know?
15:07Yeah, well, we need to heal somewhere else.
15:10I'm in front of you, Nathan Woodford.
15:12I'll get you a towel.
15:18Won't you come any closer?
15:23Closer?
15:27Whoa.
15:29What was that?
15:30Just a little spark.
15:31What is she doing?
15:43Is this magic?
15:45Magic?
15:45I told you, your energy is drawn to mine.
16:00What is going on here?
16:11Grandpa?
16:13Hello, Dean Woodford.
16:15I thought you had a meeting.
16:17It was rescheduled.
16:19Both of you dry off and get dressed.
16:22Now.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26Was your grandmother upset?
16:38More like surprised and relieved.
16:41Because I haven't dated much at school.
16:44Or ever, really.
16:46I just told her the shower was a misunderstanding.
16:49Come, sit with me.
16:55Even as a witch, I cannot force her energies to merge, Nathan.
16:59It must happen naturally.
17:08I sense your soul is conflicted.
17:11First my eyes were cursed.
17:13Now my soul is conflicted.
17:15Does anybody ever tell you how weird you are?
17:17Frequently.
17:18Is something freaky that we have the same birthmark in the same exact spot?
17:28Freaky is a relative term.
17:30I prefer the word fate.
17:34What are you doing?
17:38You're trying to create the spells on me, all right?
17:40This isn't a spell, Nathan.
17:42When our energies combine, I feel powerful.
17:46Powerful like how?
17:48Like I can heal you.
17:50Isn't that what you want?
17:51Don't play around with me, witch girl.
17:53I do not wish to play around.
17:55I can help you restore your vision.
17:57And you can help me balance my powers.
17:59All I require is that you sleep with me.
18:03Okay.
18:04If you can actually heal me, I'll sleep with you.
18:10I'll do whatever you want.
18:11Okay?
18:13Deal?
18:13Deal?
18:13I must go make the preparations.
18:20I must go make the preparations.
18:28Did you find what you're looking for?
18:30Oh, not exactly.
18:32These texts are very rudimentary.
18:34I seek instructions on curse reversals.
18:40Where do you keep your forbidden manuscripts?
18:45What?
18:46There she is.
18:48Astrid?
18:49Ah, dearest sister.
18:51I told you to never call me that.
18:55Would you excuse me, my silly sister, for a moment?
19:02Let's go.
19:03Hey, bruh.
19:07Somebody's going down between the head chair bitch and the new girl.
19:16What are you doing here?
19:18Well, I was trying to research curse reversals, but the resources here are surprisingly limited.
19:24I mean, what are you doing at my school?
19:27You and your freaking bitchcraft don't belong here.
19:29You know, mom told me that back in the olden days, they used to take people accused of witchcraft and burn them at the stake.
19:40Apparently, real witches were immune to it.
19:44Why don't we just test that, that little thingy, huh?
19:50No, Georgina, please don't.
19:55You make one fucking sound, and I'll burn your fucking face off, witch.
19:58Burn the witch, burn the witch.
20:01No!
20:06Stop right there.
20:08What's going on back there?
20:09Nothing for you to worry your pretty little head about.
20:12No?
20:13You're letting me pass.
20:14Can't do that, blind boy.
20:16But I think there were a couple of mice looking for you.
20:21Someone burning?
20:22Burn the witch, burn the witch.
20:24Astrid?
20:24What the fuck was that?
20:34Did you use your fucking magic on me?
20:36Just leave me be, Georgina.
20:38I don't want to hurt you.
20:39Burn the witch!
20:39I'm warning you.
20:41Oh, I swear.
20:43I'm going to make sure you end up like your dead idiot daddy, you stupid witch!
20:48Astrid!
20:51Astrid?
20:52Astrid, where are you?
20:53What the fuck was that, Nate?
20:56I smell fire, so I think I pretty much just saved your life.
21:02What'd you do to Astrid?
21:03I was just giving her a proper Huntington Hall welcome.
21:07Yeah, sure you were.
21:09You okay?
21:12He can't see you, dipshit.
21:14She's fine, dear double.
21:16Why do you care?
21:17It's for dating.
21:21What?
21:22We're a boyfriend.
21:24As if.
21:24Who would want to date her?
21:27Astrid?
21:27I owe my life to Astrid.
21:47We're destined to meet each other.
21:49Right?
21:50Oh.
21:52Yes, that's true.
21:54Nate and I are very much dating.
21:56We're destined to merge energies.
21:58You know, my grandmother is the dean, in case you forgot.
22:02She would hate to hear if Asher was being mistreated.
22:06Well, don't you two make the perfect couple?
22:08The blind leading to mentally disturbed.
22:09Sorry, my hand got burned.
22:14What did I say about keeping your idiot mouth shut?
22:18You said you got powers?
22:21Show them.
22:28What the fuck?
22:37Stop it!
22:38Stop it!
22:39You don't fucking make your hair on fire!
22:41I know it!
22:42You fuck with it!
22:43Wait, put her hair on fire?
22:44Well, technically speaking, she should put her own hair on fire.
22:48We gotta go.
22:49It's not good.
22:49Let's go.
22:50Let's go.
22:50Go.
22:52Okay, stop.
22:53Stop.
22:53Stop.
22:54Stop.
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23:06I didn't mean to hurt her.
23:09I know you didn't mean to, but look, she got what was coming to her.
23:15Nathan?
23:16Yeah?
23:16So, since we are dating, does that mean you'll sleep with me now?
23:24Um.
23:28Astrid, I made up that we were dating because I thought Georgina wouldn't mess with you anymore
23:33if, you know, she thought she could get in trouble with the dean.
23:37Oh.
23:39So, we're not dating?
23:41If we were, you wouldn't have to ask that.
23:49Let's head back home.
23:50I knew what we were dating.
24:16Astrid?
24:17Oh, my God.
24:19Asher, are you there?
24:28Asher.
24:34God, what am I doing worrying about some weird horny witch girl?
24:40Maybe she really did cast a spell on me.
24:43By magic powers, both old and new, I hope to make your wish come true.
24:49Find me by the pool.
24:51This chick can not be real.
25:04Hey, I thought we talked about lighting candles.
25:09Astrid?
25:10Nathan Whitford. What excellent timing.
25:15Are you coming in?
25:17Kidding? Do you even know what time it is?
25:18With witching hour, a time of great cosmic potential.
25:23You said if I would heal your eyes, you would sleep with me.
25:26So are you coming in or not?
25:29I don't know.
25:31Look, I only have seven days to balance my powers before they take them away for good.
25:35And then I'll be banished.
25:36And I can't ever heal your eyes.
25:39Please, Nathan.
25:41I won't hurt you.
25:42You can trust me.
25:43I can't fucking believe I'm doing this.
25:47All right, fine.
25:48You win, witch girl.
25:51A little to the left.
25:53A little more.
25:55There.
25:56Okay, you're at the edge.
25:57I got a crazy look on your face, even if I can't see it.
26:15Not yet.
26:16You can't.
26:16All right.
26:16Now listen to the sound of my voice, and close your eyes.
26:27I'm already blind.
26:28What does it matter?
26:29It matters.
26:29Trust me.
26:34A little yes.
26:36Here.
26:36Breathe in.
26:39Breathe up.
26:40Ready?
26:46From the depths of shadows, let light now appear.
26:49Dispile the darkness, and vanish all fear.
26:53Lux to Nathras, shine bright and clear.
26:59What's happening?
27:03Magic.
27:10Now take my hands.
27:23Now open your eyes.
27:32Wow.
27:34She's beautiful.
27:37They've been in your eyes.
27:41They're beautiful.
27:42I can see you.
27:44It means the spell worked.
27:50I don't know how I can ever thank you.
27:54Now that my task is complete, you must sleep with me.
27:58Now?
27:59That was yours, wasn't it?
28:01Come, let us go to your room.
28:02Come.
28:07Come.
28:20Wow.
28:22It's a bit smaller in here than I thought.
28:24Oh.
28:28Thanks.
28:29Bed.
28:30Now.
28:30Now.
28:30Now.
28:31Now.
28:31Now.
28:32Now.
28:32Now.
28:33Now.
28:33Now.
28:33Now.
28:33Now.
28:34Now.
28:34Now.
28:34Now.
28:35Now.
28:35Now.
28:35Now.
28:35Now.
28:35Now.
28:36Now.
28:36Now.
28:36Now.
28:37Now.
28:44Ready?
28:48Uh.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Just, uh.
28:50Give me a second.
28:53Oh.
28:54Okay.
28:55But.
28:55Hurry, please.
28:56I need to recharge from that spell I just did.
29:00You got this, ma'am.
29:02She's just a girl.
29:04Who magically gave you your sight back.
29:05And it's 5'10.
29:08And it's 5'10.
29:20So this is what I look like now.
29:22Not bad.
29:23So, uh, look, I'm just going to be honest.
29:38I've never done this before.
29:41You're sure you want to sleep with me, right?
29:43Of course.
29:44Um, are we gonna sleep together now?
30:14Yeah. We have all night. We can take our time.
30:21Wait, Woody? Is this what people normally do before sleeping together?
30:36Uh, what are you doing?
30:39Did you, uh, not like it?
30:41No, it's just, I, I thought that...
30:43I thought you said you wanted me to sleep with you.
30:45Yes, I said sleep, not fornicate.
30:48Oh, fuck. Fuck, I thought you meant...
30:54Jesus, Astrid, I thought when you said sleep with you, you meant...
30:58I knew what you meant.
30:59Sorry, I'm just confused. What are we supposed to do? Just sleep side by side?
31:04Yes. When we slumber, my energies will merge with yours and create a balance.
31:12Yeah, just, uh, I don't know how I'm gonna sleep after all that.
31:16Psyllium.
31:22Men are such strange creatures.
31:24Blessed Morrow.
31:37Morning. You hungry?
31:39Yes, I'm absolutely famished.
31:44What is going on here? Is that Nate's shirt? And...
31:53Are you making breakfast?
31:56It's a snazzy suit, Graham. You got a big meeting today?
31:59Wait, I don't understand.
32:03You can see?
32:05I can see.
32:06Oh, my God.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:08Oh, my God.
32:12Wait, wait, wait, wait.
32:13What the hell?
32:14It's all thanks to Astrid.
32:15Oh, my God.
32:18Come here, girl.
32:23Thank you, Astrid.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:30Come here.
32:31Oh, fuck.
32:36Whoa.
32:44Look like a Huntington Hall student now.
32:47These garments are very restricting.
32:49Yeah, sorry about that.
32:50They're not, uh, sacred cloaks or anything, but...
32:53You'll fit right in here.
32:55Speaking of which...
32:58But you don't need that anymore.
33:00Thanks to you, I don't.
33:01But, um, I don't think I want to tell everyone about my vision just yet.
33:05I don't want it to change the way they treat me.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:17You haven't changed.
33:18Not the most important parts of you, anyway.
33:21I don't think we're gonna be late.
33:23Listen.
33:25Our union is a very powerful one, Nathan Woodford.
33:27Yeah, it was all you.
33:28I didn't do much.
33:29No, you're wrong.
33:30Combined, our energies are in perfect balance, masculine and feminine.
33:35I think that...
33:37Well, I think we should sleep together again.
33:42Once more, just to ensure the balance.
33:44Yeah, yeah, for sure.
33:45I think we can work something out.
33:47And then I can return to my coven.
33:49Wait a minute.
33:54So, you mean you're leaving?
33:55Of course.
33:56I'm gonna present myself to my High Priestess,
33:58show her I've balanced my powers,
34:00and finally reunite with my sisters.
34:04So next week you're just gonna leave, just like that?
34:08Yes.
34:09That was always the plan.
34:10I thought you knew this.
34:11Right, yeah, it's just a part of our deal.
34:14Help each other out and get the fuck out of each other's lives.
34:20Works with me.
34:24Nathan, have I said something to upset you?
34:32Astrid is from, uh, unconventional private school.
34:36I encourage all of you to help her catch up under lab work.
34:39Today, we are finishing up experiments with different energetic bonds.
34:45Oh, feminine and masculine?
34:50Not quite.
34:51Chemical bonds.
34:52Oh, yes, I see.
34:54Covalent, ionic.
34:55Or did you mean hydrogen bonds?
34:57They're very weak, of course, but very influential in nature.
35:01Yes.
35:02Why don't you work with Mason?
35:04He could use the help.
35:06But Mason's my partner!
35:07This is chemistry, Georgina.
35:08Not the prom.
35:10Go work with Nancy and Angela.
35:12You will be spending summer school together anyways.
35:24Chemistry is a fundamental part of my magical practices.
35:26Screw my mom.
35:27I'm not waiting until she turns 18.
35:28I want her gone.
35:29Now.
35:30I'm not waiting until she turns 18.
35:31I want her gone.
35:32Now.
35:33I want her gone.
35:34Now.
35:35Look, what's going on?
35:36How'd you know it was me?
35:37You know what?
35:38Never mind.
35:39Look.
35:40We gotta go make a run.
35:41Luke, what's going on?
35:53How'd you know it was me?
35:55Never mind. We gotta go. Come on, fast.
35:57It's something about the new girl.
35:58Astro.
36:06What is it?
36:10Son of the devil, bro.
36:12Burning on the grass.
36:13It's your freak of a girlfriend.
36:15She's trying to put a curse on all of us.
36:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:21Oh, my God.
36:22Who here saw what happened?
36:24She did.
36:25Tell her.
36:26And it was the new girl.
36:28I saw her stealing a gas can from the gardener's shed.
36:32And this is a witch thing, right?
36:35I heard that Astro got thrown out of her last pool for setting it on fire.
36:40I guess old habits die hard for pyro lunatics.
36:45Astro, come with me to my office now.
36:47She didn't do it.
36:51What are you talking about, Nate?
36:52Georgina and her little clique set her up.
36:54I know they did.
36:55Are you seriously defending her right now?
36:58You haven't even seen the evidence.
37:00He can't even see anything, remember?
37:04I don't need to.
37:05Okay, you've been gunning for her since she got here.
37:07Oh, please.
37:08Don't flatter her just because she's the first girl that doesn't treat you like wallpaper.
37:12He isn't.
37:13You're the only one who benefits from this.
37:15All eyes on Astro, will you play the hero?
37:17Classic misdirection.
37:19Guys, maybe we should just...
37:21I mean, I really gotta...
37:23Angela, shut up.
37:25But the gas can's still advancing us.
37:27Just say...
37:33Nothing.
37:34She said nothing.
37:36Look, I mean...
37:38I thought we were just playing a prank.
37:41Georgina said it wouldn't get serious.
37:44Oh, come on.
37:45Are you seriously gonna believe them over me?
37:48This whole school is crawling with weirdos.
37:51Okay, that freak probably did it to herself for attention.
37:53I don't know how that got there.
38:01I swear.
38:02You dumbass!
38:03You were supposed to dump it!
38:05That is enough.
38:07I will be speaking to both of you in my office separately.
38:11And as for you, Georgina...
38:13As punishment for defacing school property and framing another student,
38:18you are stripped of your prom committee duties
38:21and relieved as head cheerleader.
38:27You can't do that to me, okay?
38:30I've always been head cheerleader,
38:31and I'm supposed to be prom queen!
38:33I guess you should have thought of that
38:35before you decided to play with fire.
38:40Take them to my office.
38:41And Astrid, I am so, so sorry.
38:50I should have believed you.
38:53Are you okay?
38:55Yes, I believe so.
38:58Thank you, Nathan.
39:02You did the right thing.
39:05Stepsister's a bully.
39:06She's always been a bully.
39:08I'm just bringing it out in her even more.
39:09Georgina is a tormented soul.
39:13If she had been born with the ability of magic,
39:15I fear what she would be capable of.
39:18I'm sorry I was being a dick this morning.
39:22What does dick mean?
39:25Like, that's not really important right now.
39:27I'm just...
39:28I'm sorry that I was being a jerk earlier.
39:30And I shouldn't have taken my anger out on you.
39:32All is forgiven, Nathan.
39:36Well, as long as you live up to your end of the deal and sleep with me.
39:40Astrid?
39:44Astrid!
39:45I can't see you again.
39:47What happened?
39:52I thought I had cleared it, but it's returned.
39:55It's rooted deep within you.
39:57I do not know the source of such terrible magic.
40:00I must consult my high priestess.
40:02Come, Nathan.
40:11The high priestess will know what to do.
40:13Didn't your coven threaten to take your powers if you went back?
40:16Let them try.
40:17But if you leave...
40:19I will come back with my powers and I will heal you again.
40:22I promise.
40:23Look, before I leave...
40:27We have to bind ourselves to one another.
40:30Bind ourselves?
40:30What is that?
40:33Whoa.
40:34What are you doing?
40:35I am hand-fasting us.
40:42Give me your arm.
40:48Nathan Woodford, I promise to protect thee fully and wholly without restraint.
40:53In sickness and in health.
40:55In plenty and in poverty.
40:58In life and beyond.
41:00Your turn.
41:03Bastard Hall, I promise to protect thee without restraint.
41:06As well.
41:08Now...
41:09In life and beyond.
41:10In life and beyond.
41:11Good.
41:14Now we must seal the hand fast with a kiss.
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