Someone Dies Trailer

Someone Dies Trailer - official movie trailer HD

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00:00In this movie, someone has a daughter who has turned out missing.

00:13Who took her?

00:14Who?

00:15Emma!

00:16Never heard of.

00:17Someone drinks their coffee raw.

00:19Damn, that's some good go-go juice.

00:21And someone dies.

00:25Someone is looking for a great deal on a suicide sword.

00:29What do you want that sword for?

00:32Like...

00:33Sword stuff.

00:34Someone touches unfamiliar surfaces.

00:37Gross.

00:38And someone dies.

00:42Someone gets straight caught with their pants down.

00:46Okay, I'll come, dude.

00:48Someone loses an eye.

00:50And yes, someone dies.

00:54Some wizard knows the secrets of time and space.

00:58Feel the grain of your finger.

01:01And some Russian loves his butterfly knife.

01:04Classic plumbing tool.

01:05But only one thing is guaranteed.

01:10Someone dies.

01:14You might be asking yourself,

01:16does someone die in this picture?

01:20Rest assured,

01:21someone dies.

01:24And it's not who you think.

01:30I couldn't use some protection.

01:33Someone dies coming soon from Monster Closet.

01:35I actually think.

01:36Sorry.

01:45I'm sorry.