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Aired (October 4, 2025): Panoorin ang nakakatawang reaksyon ni Vice Ganda nang matawag siyang tatay ni Teacher Joyce.

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00:00How much time do you go?
00:0218 years in service!
00:04Wow.
00:05A higher position.
00:07The fact that it's a little bit of a room.
00:09Even if you're in a classroom,
00:11you need to have to go deep in your room.
00:12So, yes.
00:13It's like a little bit of a room,
00:14you have to go deep in your room.
00:15You need to adjust.
00:16So, even if you're in a gym,
00:17you're in a room.
00:18You're in a room.
00:19Do this.
00:20Do this.
00:21Mama, why?
00:22He's a guest.
00:23You're a guest.
00:24Correct.
00:25You're a guest.
00:26You're a guest.
00:27You're a guest.
00:28No.
00:30Pamamping po ako?
00:31Papano po, Antonio?
00:32Brother!
00:33Ayaw po, ako ito po,
00:34Diyos ko naman!
00:35Ito niya natin kami ng mga mother
00:36Napisida na nga ako e,
00:37Ay sorry po!
00:38Tanggap ko na ang matawag akong sir.
00:40Pero yung tatay pa naman,
00:41Akin pa din!
00:42Diyos ko na naman!
00:44Inganggap ko na yung sir!
00:47Wala na akong magagawa
00:49Kasi tinuturo sa school yun e,
00:51Diba?
00:52Mag-adjess ka ulit!
00:53Oh sir!
00:54Tatay naman!
00:55Imagine mo yung tatay mo,
00:56Ganito yung tsura?
00:58I'm not you.
00:59What are you doing here?
01:02I'm doing this.
01:03I'm doing this.
01:04I'm doing this.
01:04I'm doing this.
01:05I'm doing this.
01:05What type of a teacher?
01:06I'm doing this.
01:08I'm doing this.
01:09I'm doing this.
01:09You can get me.
01:11Okay.
01:12I'm doing this.
01:13交-away this.
01:16I'm doing this.
01:17I'm doing this,
01:18kind of daddy.
01:19I'm thinking about the video.
01:21I'm shooting myself on the movie.
01:23And you have a title?
01:24Call Me Mother.
01:25And you're daughter?
01:27Thank you?
01:28Call me, Taty.
01:36Ma'am, lambingin mo na, Ma'am.
01:37Ma'am Joyce, lambingin mo kasi.
01:39Amen.
01:40Halika na.
01:42Huwag kang magulong umiire.
01:45Itong inipon.
01:48Sabi kasi nung kapatid ko.
01:52Sabi niya, kasi di nila maintindihan kung tatawagi kang sir o ma'am.
01:56Kasi minsan yung forma mo pang lalaki.
02:00Minsan forma mo pang babae.
02:02Nalilito sila.
02:03Sabi ko, o sige.
02:04Para walang ano, sir o ma'am, okay sa'kin.
02:07Pero yung tatay.
02:13Kita ka, cleavage.
02:14Joyce, yung tatay mo nag-i-slip?
02:16Hindi po.
02:19Tatay po kasi tawag ko sa asawa ko.
02:21Ayun.
02:23Aasawahin mo to.
02:26Bakit mo ako aasawahin?
02:30Parang babae, babae.
02:34Tatay mo, nakarad lipstick.
02:35Nag-messy ba na ako?
02:36Aasawahin mo.
02:38Okay lang pa siya yung tatay mo, nakarad lipstick.
02:41Palakis kayo, nilipat ka sa'yo.
02:42Ayun, ayun.
02:43Takan na kapilikmat.
02:44O, nita na pa ako.
02:45Teka lang.
02:46Ikaw patulag mamadali.
02:48Ito mga teacher, hindi na umaamin ng mga pagkakamali ito.
02:52Kahit nagkamali, sila pa yung mataas yung boses.
02:54Hindi, wala kang magagawa kasi babagsak ka eh.
02:56May banter na sila.
02:57O, sige po.
02:58Siya po yung asawa niya.
03:00Kami naman po yung kapitbahay ninyo.
03:02Yes.
03:03O, o.
03:03Bisita nyo kami.
03:05Kunyari anniversary nyo, tapos, ano, inibitahan nyo kami.
03:09Paano kayong maglalambigyan ng asawa niya?
03:11Tatay, may bisita tayong darating mamaya.
03:14Ano kayong hanggang?
03:14Dumating na kami.
03:15Nandito na kami.
03:16Alako.
03:18Darating pala.
03:18Kapasok na kami sa bahay.
03:19Darating pala.
03:19Ano, highway ba itong nasa gitna natin?
03:21O.
03:22O, sige.
03:23Bakit?
03:23Kailangan na nating arrayed yung ating, ano, inanda.
03:27Kasi parating na sila.
03:28Ay, oo.
03:28Nagluto ako na, ano, ng inihaw na.
03:30Honey patch.
03:31Ba't naman ganito yung kapitbahay natin?
03:33Walang kalambing.
03:34Lambing isa isa't isa.
03:35Anniversary pa man din nila.
03:36Kung talagang mahal mo ang misis mo, sige nga, tungkapin mo ang nunal sa ilalip ng mga.
03:40Ah, pasensya na.
03:41Pasensya na, pare, ah.
03:44Pare?
03:45Saka.
03:46Bakit nito yung pamilya d'yo?
03:48Saka.
03:49Oy, huwag.
03:50Mahirap, mahirap dumaman ng gender.
03:52Huwag mo sinasakta.
03:54Huwag, pare, huwag sinasakta yung daddy ko, ah.
03:55Uy!
03:58Iwag.
03:59Mami, tawag mo sakin.
04:00Daddy, tawag mo s'yo.
04:03Hinani, bunche kita.
04:05Kapusta tawagin mo ako ng daddy?
04:07Nanggigigil ako s'yo.
04:08Kapusta ka nalo?
04:10Hindi.
04:11Joseph, yan!
04:14Kapusta ka kayo?
04:15Pinaglululoko niyo ako dito.
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