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I Accidentally Slept With My Professor
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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:01:00Oh my god
00:01:02Take it back
00:01:04It could be worse
00:01:06A lot
00:01:07My summer fling is my professor
00:01:09Oh, look at that little kitty cat
00:01:17I bet she can purr
00:01:18You know
00:01:19Sitting all alone?
00:01:25That's sad
00:01:26How about we buy you a drink?
00:01:29I'm okay, thank you
00:01:30Oh, dependent woman
00:01:32I like it
00:01:33You want to get out of here?
00:01:35Have some fun?
00:01:36I'm waiting on a friend
00:01:37We can be friends
00:01:38Ain't I a good friend?
00:01:40Yeah
00:01:40Come on
00:01:42Girl isn't dressed like that
00:01:44To sit at the bar alone
00:01:45Hey
00:01:46She's not alone
00:01:48Who the fuck are you?
00:01:51I'm a friend
00:01:52No, you're not
00:01:54Get your boy
00:02:00Get the fuck out
00:02:00Okay
00:02:01Thank you
00:02:07You should stay here a while
00:02:10Until your friend arrives
00:02:12In case those guys come back
00:02:13Oh
00:02:15Just make me feel better
00:02:16So
00:02:22What's the occasion?
00:02:24Just
00:02:25Hanging out
00:02:26So this friend
00:02:28Is getting kind of late
00:02:31There is no friend
00:02:34You knew that, didn't you?
00:02:39Why did you offer to sit with me?
00:02:42I thought you needed someone
00:02:43Not those guys
00:02:45Obviously, but
00:02:46Someone
00:02:47I caught my boyfriend
00:02:49Cheating on me
00:02:50So I came here to
00:02:53Get revenge
00:02:55I wanted to feel good
00:02:57For once
00:02:59Sometimes
00:03:01I just
00:03:02Want to be touched
00:03:03To be
00:03:04Close
00:03:05To someone
00:03:07But it always gets complicated
00:03:09I just
00:03:11Why can't it be easy?
00:03:13It says it can't be
00:03:14How?
00:03:16No names
00:03:17No personal information
00:03:19No feelings
00:03:21Screw it
00:03:25Okay
00:03:27Okay
00:03:29Astronomy
00:03:37It's a battle of opposing forces
00:03:52Binary stars
00:03:54Binary stars
00:03:54Locked in an endless
00:03:56Gravitational dance
00:03:57They can last for over a billion years
00:03:59Staying in perfect balance
00:04:01But sometimes
00:04:03One pulls too hard
00:04:04And the balance breaks
00:04:06One star
00:04:16One star
00:04:16One star
00:04:16Becomes dominant
00:04:17The other
00:04:20Clapses
00:04:21Or worse
00:04:31And explodes
00:04:33And explodes
00:04:33Not all binary stars
00:04:40End in disaster
00:04:41Some stand for retirement
00:04:43I don't share well nick
00:04:59You should know that by now
00:05:02Some forces bring us together
00:05:04Some tear us apart
00:05:05The key to this class
00:05:07And to life
00:05:09Is knowing which is which
00:05:10I could just tell him
00:05:15I want to see where this goes
00:05:17Hey
00:05:21I wanted to
00:05:24One second
00:05:26What?
00:05:28I just wanted to hear your voice
00:05:30One last time
00:05:32Ellie what the hell are you talking about?
00:05:33I'm tired nick
00:05:35I don't want to do this anymore
00:05:37What did you
00:05:38Fuck
00:05:40What happened?
00:05:41I gotta go
00:05:42I have family
00:05:42Do you want me to go with you?
00:05:44No
00:05:45No no
00:05:45We'll talk later
00:05:47Uh yeah
00:05:48Sure
00:05:48Ellie
00:05:56Ellie come on
00:05:58Talk to me
00:05:58Just skipping on her
00:06:06For a couple of hours
00:06:07She should be fine
00:06:08I'll see you
00:06:10It didn't mean anything to me
00:06:27I never want to see you again
00:06:38It's over
00:06:43Please don't bother me anymore
00:06:45Annie
00:06:46Here we go
00:07:09Yeah he's always
00:07:10He was the guy in the back
00:07:11What do I even do with these kids?
00:07:13Let's finish this in my office
00:07:13Oh
00:07:14Miss Collins
00:07:14Mama
00:07:16I thought you'd be in Minneapolis
00:07:23Not the clean break you wanted I guess
00:07:25I wanted
00:07:27Okay like you said
00:07:29It meant nothing
00:07:30Couldn't agree more
00:07:31Oh
00:07:32Are we interrupting something?
00:07:36Is that all Miss Collins?
00:07:40Yes thank you
00:07:41Stay away from me
00:07:45Come on
00:07:47Come on with that
00:07:47This semester is going to kill me
00:07:51Have a nice day
00:08:04I'm so sorry
00:08:07I'm sorry my hands get a little shaky
00:08:10Happens to me all the time
00:08:12Emily can I get another oat milk latte for Miss Thompson?
00:08:15Well here let me pay you
00:08:16No no
00:08:17You stay safe
00:08:18Emily will have that for you at the end of the bar
00:08:20Thank you
00:08:21So sweet
00:08:22Uh what the hell are you doing?
00:08:31Oh I was just
00:08:32Oh you were just
00:08:33I'm sorry
00:08:34Are we running a charity now?
00:08:35I was helping a customer
00:08:37Yeah well you know what
00:08:38Having old people hanging around
00:08:39Makes us look like a nursing home
00:08:41Oh am I boring you?
00:08:44And you're stealing now?
00:08:45I just paid for it
00:08:47Yeah sure
00:08:47This time
00:08:48Next thing you know
00:08:49You're pocketing the cash
00:08:50Slipping out extra pastries
00:08:52But it's not
00:08:52Yeah yeah yeah
00:08:54Okay
00:08:54Got my eyes on you
00:08:57Are you following me?
00:09:07Okay arrogant
00:09:08It's the only decent coffee shop on campus
00:09:11Sure
00:09:12You're gonna take my order?
00:09:14What can I get for you?
00:09:17Americano
00:09:17With loads of cream and sugar?
00:09:26You're no fun
00:09:28Here
00:09:31All gone
00:09:39When I'm with you
00:09:49I don't want anything else
00:09:50But I can't afford to fall for you
00:09:52I'm going back to your nervous
00:09:55Work
00:09:58When?
00:10:01Two weeks
00:10:02Then I guess I'll have to make the most of it
00:10:07Nick
00:10:10Coffee first
00:10:12I'll have your coffee
00:10:15I'll have your coffee
00:10:16I'll have your coffee
00:10:30I'll have your coffee
00:10:37C'est un peu comme ça.
00:11:07C'est un peu plus ?
00:11:13What ?
00:11:15How much ?
00:11:17Um...
00:11:18450.
00:11:20Here you go.
00:11:22Cheers.
00:11:24Hello, what's up, bro ?
00:11:26Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:11:29Hello, what's up, bro ?
00:11:32Sam, I need all those papers graded by tonight.
00:11:36Aye, aye, Captain.
00:11:39So, you work here too.
00:11:41Wherever do you find the time ?
00:11:43How'd you find me ?
00:11:44Just wandering by.
00:11:46I think it's destiny.
00:11:47I don't think so.
00:11:49What can I get for you ?
00:11:51Mm-hmm.
00:11:52Let's do an iced almond milk matcha with two pumps of vanilla, extra cold foam, and light ice.
00:11:59Actually, make it extra ice.
00:12:02And oat milk instead of almond.
00:12:05Actually, make it all hot.
00:12:07Great.
00:12:08This place is kind of a dump up.
00:12:11That's nice.
00:12:14You know, now that you work here, I think I'm gonna come back all the time.
00:12:19Please, please don't.
00:12:21Okay, so now that we know that, how did we first measure the mass of the Earth ?
00:12:26Victoria ?
00:12:27Okay, uh, well, we started with the oceans and-
00:12:33We sure did.
00:12:34Collins ?
00:12:35Newton's law of universal gravitation.
00:12:40That's correct.
00:12:42Victoria, how did Newton first propose that ?
00:12:51Uh, well, you know, naturally it would, um-
00:12:56Okay.
00:12:57Back to Collins.
00:12:59Newton posited that objects in free fall would fall closer to massive greater objects.
00:13:05that- that they would be pulled... closer.
00:13:24Oh my god, uh, Annie, I'm so sorry.
00:13:27It's fine.
00:13:30Oh, you totally got me to get that.
00:13:35You really think you're better than us, don't you?
00:13:45What?
00:13:46No.
00:13:47Maybe give someone else a chance to answer.
00:13:50He asks me.
00:13:53Daddy's a dream addict.
00:13:55Mommy ran away.
00:13:57No wonder you get all the awards.
00:14:00I won that research grant last year because of my project proposal.
00:14:05Not because I know that you have everyone else fooled.
00:14:11But not me.
00:14:13I can see that you are just white trash.
00:14:17Who needs attention?
00:14:19Sad.
00:14:21As you know, each semester I choose a student assistant for the class.
00:14:33Some of you put effort into your essays.
00:14:36Some of you definitely did not.
00:14:38But there was one that stood out the most.
00:14:40Annie Collins.
00:14:42Annie Collins.
00:14:43I'm offering you the position.
00:14:48Any reason you can't accept it?
00:14:51No.
00:14:56Yeah, well, you could have said no.
00:14:58You put me on the spot.
00:15:00I'm on the short list for the Astro Scholarship.
00:15:04I...
00:15:05I can't afford any scandal.
00:15:07Well, I know some people on that scholarship committee.
00:15:10I put in a good word.
00:15:12I don't need your help.
00:15:18Did you get the SA job to me just because...
00:15:20Could you talk with me?
00:15:27You yourself.
00:15:30Annie, your essay was one of the best I've read in years.
00:15:34You have a 4.0 GPA.
00:15:36Multiple awards.
00:15:37And every professor you've worked under has written you glowing recommendations.
00:15:40That's why I picked you.
00:15:42Now I can pick Troy.
00:15:44Who misspelled astronomy three times.
00:15:47But your call.
00:15:55If anyone wrote a better essay, I'm not taking the job.
00:15:59Well, I wouldn't expect anything less.
00:16:13He was right.
00:16:15Either they didn't turn it in or were not sincere.
00:16:18Except victorious.
00:16:19But it's too well done.
00:16:20Like...
00:16:21As if an AI wrote it.
00:16:22Like...
00:16:23As if an AI wrote it.
00:16:24Trust me...
00:16:32Good girl.
00:16:33I love you.
00:16:35Trust me.
00:16:38Good girl.
00:16:50Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:17:20Don't stop
00:17:50Come on, Annie
00:17:56You know
00:17:57I don't bite
00:17:58Unless you want me to
00:18:00Sam
00:18:00I need hard copies of every astronomy journal published last month
00:18:06Categorized by topic
00:18:07You serious?
00:18:08I mean, that would take me all day
00:18:09Can you have Annie do it?
00:18:11Annie needs to be in class
00:18:12I need to get something from my office
00:18:19Follow me
00:18:22Did you date him?
00:18:31What do you care?
00:18:33So it's your type
00:18:34Clean cut
00:18:36All-American golden boys
00:18:38Expect it better from you
00:18:40Well, I slept with you
00:18:43So
00:18:43Not really
00:18:44Don't you think?
00:18:45And you don't get to ask about my personal life
00:18:47I can do whatever I want
00:18:49And you will answer
00:18:51Because you belong to me
00:18:55I should probably
00:19:10Yeah, you should
00:19:11Um, I'll set up the presentation
00:19:13Was there anything you need me to bring?
00:19:16What?
00:19:17You said you needed something
00:19:19Right
00:19:20Uh, yeah
00:19:22Thanks
00:19:23Annie and Nick
00:19:37Are they?
00:19:43Hey
00:19:43I forgot my USB
00:19:46Could I borrow yours really quick?
00:19:48I want to move something from Troy's to mine
00:19:50Okay, just
00:19:51I need it back for my presentation
00:19:53Can you give it right back after, please?
00:20:00Thanks, babe
00:20:00You're the best
00:20:01Let's get started
00:20:02Collins, you're up first
00:20:05Thanks
00:20:10Annie, you're looking
00:20:23You're being kind of flushed
00:20:24Have you been drinking?
00:20:30Collins, do you need a backup?
00:20:32No, that was my only copy
00:20:34Oh, no
00:20:36I thought if you're an essay
00:20:37You'd be more prepared
00:20:39Oh, poor baby
00:20:41But I guess we should just move on then
00:20:44Right?
00:20:46No
00:20:46I can try to do it without my slides
00:20:48I'll
00:20:49I'll do my best
00:20:50I'll just invite you to run someOYD
00:20:52Oh, it's not I?
00:20:52I'll go through my own
00:20:53I guess I'll just go through my own
00:20:54I guess I'll do my own
00:20:55I'll do my own
00:20:55I'll do my own
00:20:56I'll do my own
00:20:56I'll do my own
00:20:57Oh, yeah
00:20:57Oh, okay
00:20:57That's right
00:20:58I can't do my own
00:20:59I feel like I could just go through my own
00:20:59How about this stage
00:20:59I can never do my own
00:21:00I don't feel like I can never go through the
00:21:01I can never go through my own
00:21:02I don't know
00:21:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:22:32C'est pas possible pour quelqu'un, c'est plus facile.
00:22:34Mais ensuite, je veux plus.
00:22:38Je l'aime.
00:22:40Je l'aime aussi.
00:22:52Vous êtes drooling.
00:22:56Sorry.
00:22:58Je n'ai pas dit quelque chose...
00:23:02...une chose bizarre.
00:23:04Non.
00:23:06Je me suis désolée.
00:23:08Bien.
00:23:10Donc, pourquoi vous êtes drunken dans ma classe?
00:23:14Pourquoi vous êtes drunken dans ma classe?
00:23:16Je pense qu'il y a quelqu'un qui a mis dans ma classe.
00:23:20Je pense qu'il y a quelqu'un qui a mis dans ma classe.
00:23:22Je pense que ça a été reposé.
00:23:24Oh, ça va bien.
00:23:26Je ne veux pas faire grand chose de rien.
00:23:28Plus, je pense que je sais déjà qui l'a fait.
00:23:36Eddie, c'est une terrible raison pour ne pas faire quelque chose.
00:23:39Vous devez vous protéger.
00:23:40Je suis protéger moi-même.
00:23:41Oui, parce que l'ignore des bullies, c'est toujours les arrêtant.
00:23:44Non, je prends mes battes.
00:23:46Bien.
00:23:47Mais si je sais qui l'a fait...
00:23:48Oui, oui.
00:23:49Vous allez tout gros gros.
00:23:51Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:23:53...
00:23:59...
00:24:01...
00:24:02...
00:24:04...
00:24:06...
00:24:08...
00:24:10...
00:24:11...
00:24:12...
00:24:13Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:24:43...I guess.
00:24:52You following me again?
00:24:53Your girl Annie. She's real charming and sweet, isn't she?
00:25:01Your girl Annie. She's real charming and sweet, isn't she?
00:25:06But did you ever ask why she picked you?
00:25:10Because you were her golden ticket.
00:25:13Her dad's a junkie. Her mom walked out years ago.
00:25:18I mean, they're a fucking mess, but you seem to think she just stumbled into your bed.
00:25:23Come on.
00:25:25I don't believe you.
00:25:27Oh, okay. Well, see for yourself.
00:25:29Is that back for you? And your coffee will be the end of the bar.
00:25:42Didn't you just charge me $300 for an americano?
00:25:51What the hell? Why was I charged 200 bucks?
00:25:54Everyone check their banking apps.
00:25:56Are they scamming us?
00:25:57This is a scheme that's going around.
00:26:00I can't believe you're one of them.
00:26:02No, I...
00:26:04All right, one second, please.
00:26:07Explain this right now.
00:26:09You've been stealing from customers this whole time, haven't you?
00:26:11That's why the books don't add up.
00:26:13No, I haven't, I swear.
00:26:15Oh, really?
00:26:15I don't see about that.
00:26:20Stop it!
00:26:29You're coming with me.
00:26:30Let go of me. That hurts.
00:26:32Yeah, you know what? You're not going anywhere. I'm calling the cops.
00:26:35You're not going anywhere.
00:26:40Who the hell are you?
00:26:42Someone who can sue this place into the ground for falsely accusing an employee.
00:26:46It's not false.
00:26:49That's funny.
00:26:50Because it's the exact same issue that's happened at a few other cafes this week.
00:26:54Almost like a scam is going around.
00:26:56Wait, I think my friend got overcharged at a different place, too.
00:26:59Shame.
00:27:01Oh, well. You're fired anyway.
00:27:04Why?
00:27:05Because I said so.
00:27:06No.
00:27:07She quits.
00:27:09Doesn't matter. I'm calling the police anyway.
00:27:12Go ahead.
00:27:12I'll call my friend, the owner of this place.
00:27:16And I'll tell him exactly how you treat your employees.
00:27:19You wouldn't.
00:27:21Apologize to her.
00:27:22I'm sorry.
00:27:31Not to me.
00:27:32To her.
00:27:36I'm sorry.
00:27:36Look, I'd really like to keep my job here, if you'd let me.
00:27:44Sure.
00:27:46Okay, I can get this all back up again. Just give me a second.
00:27:49And what?
00:27:50You're not staying here. We're leaving. Now.
00:27:57Outside. Now.
00:27:58I didn't need saving.
00:28:11I never said you did.
00:28:12But why would you choose to keep this job?
00:28:14Because it works for me.
00:28:15Yeah, Thomas is a dick, but the other part-timers cover for me.
00:28:19Pay's good, and the tips are good in this area,
00:28:21and when Thomas isn't around, I can finally study.
00:28:23But you come in, and you throw your weight around,
00:28:26and what? You quit my job for me?
00:28:29Eddie, if it's the money you need, I can help you.
00:28:32Oh, so you're going to pay me now.
00:28:34And what will I give you in return?
00:28:36I don't blow you in your office?
00:28:39Yes.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:41Nick, have you ever had to worry about money?
00:28:48Thanks, please.
00:28:48Nick, I have to work, Nick.
00:28:53I have to go to school,
00:28:55because it's the only way to climb this ladder,
00:28:57and I don't need some professor hanging around and ruining it.
00:29:00Okay? I mean, what if somebody saw us?
00:29:02I'm trying to help you, Andy.
00:29:03I don't need your help!
00:29:09And what do you care?
00:29:10You ended it and said it meant nothing,
00:29:16so why the sudden interest in me?
00:29:19What are you talking about?
00:29:21Whatever.
00:29:31Nick, I won't let you go.
00:29:33You're mine.
00:29:40Congratulations.
00:29:40You've been nominated for Researcher of the Year.
00:29:46Comes with complete academic freedom,
00:29:48more funding,
00:29:49bigger difference in the department.
00:29:51Sounds like a dream.
00:29:55That being said,
00:29:57there are still some on the selection committee
00:29:59that are concerned about your past.
00:30:02That was cleared.
00:30:04Officially, sure,
00:30:05but there are some who look at you
00:30:08as a wealthy, well-established professor
00:30:11who used his position to silence a girl.
00:30:14I never even touched her.
00:30:16You know that.
00:30:17I know that,
00:30:18but I don't write the checks.
00:30:19They do.
00:30:21If there's even a whisper of a scandal.
00:30:23You're saying I need to behave.
00:30:26I'm saying
00:30:27you need to be perfect.
00:30:30If this blows up,
00:30:31they won't just come after me.
00:30:34I can't let them do that to her.
00:30:35Maybe I was too harsh.
00:30:43He didn't deserve that.
00:30:45I'm trying to help you, Amy.
00:30:46I don't need your help!
00:30:47I don't need your help!
00:30:48I don't need your help!
00:30:49I don't need your help!
00:30:50I don't need your help!
00:30:51I don't need your help!
00:30:52Uh, Ms. Collins?
00:30:55Uh, Ms. Collins?
00:30:56Can you drop those assignments off in my office?
00:30:59That's it?
00:31:00Should there be something else?
00:31:02Nope.
00:31:03Print them off and put them on your desk.
00:31:06Got it.
00:31:10Anyway, uh, these were thinking...
00:31:23What an asshole!
00:31:32Serves him right for being a dick.
00:31:40I was just...
00:31:54dropping these off.
00:31:57Right.
00:31:58Dropping them off.
00:32:00You deserve it.
00:32:02For?
00:32:04For treating me like...
00:32:07Whatever.
00:32:08Annie, I'm trying to keep our relationship professional.
00:32:10Don't you want that?
00:32:23I kept everything you gave me.
00:32:31Even the rappers?
00:32:32Especially the rappers.
00:32:33That sickness.
00:32:39The Northern Cross.
00:32:41Ancient myth says it's...
00:32:43Orpheus.
00:32:44Looking over the underworld after losing your A to C, but...
00:32:50Are you listening to me?
00:32:51I'm trying to be romantic here.
00:32:54Doesn't matter.
00:32:56I'm getting laid anyway.
00:32:58Am I?
00:33:00Give me your hand.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:09Collect enough of them, and you get a wish.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:14How many do I need?
00:33:16Seventy-three.
00:33:22Okay.
00:33:23I think I deserve a star for this.
00:33:33Hmm.
00:33:35You're becoming obsessed.
00:33:37I'm a highly motivated person.
00:33:40Well, keep rubbing like that, and maybe...
00:33:43I'll give you two.
00:33:45I think I know a faster way.
00:33:53Well, I think I'll struggle with my friend, but...
00:33:54I'm an un zumal yes.
00:33:56I know a better way.
00:33:58Well, I think I'll do what it is.
00:34:00Well, that's a good day.
00:34:02I'm just getting tired of my friend, and I'm not done.
00:34:04It's a bad day.
00:34:05Professionals.
00:34:06It's good.
00:34:08Yes.
00:34:10Indeed.
00:34:12Ask me to stay.
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