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00:00I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now. To any other girl being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream. But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:24Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. No. No, no, no, no, no. This was out on the yearbook. That's it. Pocket. Shut up.
00:54I have to see you.
01:02Brady Wilder? What is my nemesis doing here?
01:07Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
01:11Damn, Brady. You already got her pants off? Man, you are fast.
01:16What are you talking about? What are you doing, Puckhead?
01:21Can you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey? It's Harper Honey.
01:26Hey Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
01:34This'll be better. I promise.
01:42You better start explaining.
01:43Oh, I thought you knew everything.
01:45What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
01:49Didn't you just yell at me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
01:53If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help. In three, two...
01:57Okay, fine. I need a favor. I need your underwear.
02:07Ow! Did you just bite me?
02:10Did you seriously just ask for my underwear? Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
02:15Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, you dare me to make out with you.
02:22Yeah. In front of everybody.
02:24But, we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
02:27People will think we did. So, you're welcome.
02:32In your dreams, Puckhead.
02:34I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
02:41Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
02:46Fine.
02:47I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to get left alone.
02:51Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
02:55It's your choice.
02:57I'll have my phone that away.
02:58In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, hard but honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
03:10Don't go through my stuff!
03:11What will we find?
03:20Fine, Puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it.
03:24But you owe me.
03:26What?
03:27Gross!
03:42Yeah, but still.
03:45What do I owe you?
03:48A kiss?
03:50When did you first?
03:51Hilarious.
03:52But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
03:55And just leave me alone.
03:57For good.
04:00Deal.
04:04Oh!
04:05One last thing.
04:15Gone.
04:16Why are you staring at me, Mrs. Harper?
04:18Look away!
04:20Oh.
04:21You like the view?
04:22I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
04:26So long, honey.
04:30It's honey.
04:34Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
04:38It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
04:45And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
04:50That is, except for the one student that got an A.
04:55Harper Honey.
04:58Hey, nerd.
04:59Thank you and I, who you are as well.
05:00Look at this.
05:01Thick and leaders!
05:02You are coming into this, here.
05:03Thank you to the whole community.
05:04I'm coming in and into the B.
05:05You are coming in and out.
05:07Keep it up.
05:08You are saying that.
05:09Oh!
05:10No!
05:12No!
05:14No!
05:16No!
05:18No!
05:20Sour time!
05:26Water!
05:28We need to talk.
05:32You're in big trouble, Tom.
05:34You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen,
05:38but you would not be the laziest.
05:39Lazy?
05:40Coach, are you serious?
05:41I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
05:43I'm talking about your study, son.
05:47If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final,
05:50you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
05:53Trust me.
05:54It'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
05:59That is except for the one student that got an A.
06:02Parkland Hunt.
06:08Don't worry.
06:09I've got a plan.
06:10This team counsel you, sir.
06:17Huckhead, what are you doing?
06:18I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
06:21This is my hostage until you hear me out.
06:24I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
06:29Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
06:33Look, don't worry. I've got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
06:36Game-winning smile.
06:37You like my smile?
06:39As much as I like you talking to me.
06:41I know, I know. We've never really gotten along.
06:43But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know? Let's end the year as friends.
06:48Absolutely not.
06:51Honey, please.
06:52It's honey.
06:54Honey suits you, sweetie.
06:56I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
07:00Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
07:02As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
07:08Harper?
07:09Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
07:11Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady, and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
07:16If my grades slip, so does my new financial aid.
07:21Um, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
07:25You're my only hope.
07:28Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
07:30Puck bunnies?
07:32Great.
07:33Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
07:40You're the only one who got an A.
07:42Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
07:46What is the periodic symbol for bispo?
07:51It's bye.
07:52As in, bye-bye.
08:00Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
08:06Well, good thing he's not my crush.
08:08Good thing I like...
08:15Jack Hudson!
08:19Sorry.
08:20Do I know you?
08:21Oh, I, uh...
08:23No.
08:24I mean, I'm Harper.
08:30I, uh, I work yearbook.
08:34I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
08:37At the charity gala.
08:39Cool.
08:40Yeah, galas are important.
08:42Definitely.
08:44I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing.
08:46Totally, which...
08:48God, she's even the second end of it, isn't it?
08:51Yeah, yeah, hey.
08:53See you around, Anna.
08:54It's hard.
08:56You might be good at school, but you get a big fat ass at being cool, because that...
09:02is truly pathetic.
09:04Leave me alone, Brittany.
09:06Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do? Cry?
09:09Oh!
09:11How's it feel?
09:13Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
09:16I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, but the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
09:21Stop, what are you doing? My own studies. Hand me down.
09:25I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
09:30What do we have here?
09:32No.
09:34No, that's my chemistry homework. I was working out all night. It's due tomorrow.
09:37It's not like you had anything better to do.
09:40Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
09:43Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college and I don't hook up with Jock.
09:47Oh, yeah. Well, you couldn't hook up with a Jock even if you wanted to.
09:49No one will touch you. Hand me down.
09:53Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways.
09:56Oh, just a thought. Study if you don't fail.
09:59Oh, and here's another. Balance and you won't get wet.
10:11Oh, did you want your stuff back?
10:14Okay, swim for it, bitch.
10:15Oh.
10:23Oh. Did you want this, too?
10:25No.
10:26Did you? Did you want it?
10:27Okay. Go grab this.
10:30Leave for a rope.
10:32Take it, honey.
10:48You good?
10:50Just peachy.
10:53You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
10:55Oh, come on, Brady.
10:56We were just having some fun with our girl.
10:58You're so cute when you're mad.
11:00Us jobs have to stick together.
11:02Delete those pictures, Brittany.
11:03Or what?
11:04What is she going to do to us?
11:06She won't do anything.
11:08I, on the other hand...
11:13My phone!
11:15Oh, my God!
11:21My makeup!
11:24Help me!
11:25Girl, I got you.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:27Here.
11:30You are so dead.
11:33It's better than being still so stuck in the fountain.
11:48You don't have to do this.
11:49These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
11:53Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
11:56All right, let's go.
11:58I mean, you helped me that at least, uh...
11:59God, you are so bad at this.
12:21What's up, Hudson?
12:29Oh.
12:31Hey, Walter.
12:33Hi, Hannah.
12:34Harper.
12:35Right.
12:36Harper.
12:37Oh, my God.
12:38He's never said my name before.
12:40It's like he really sees me.
12:41What are you doing?
12:44You're ruining my chances with him.
12:46I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
13:02Just hear me out.
13:04Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
13:08Whoa. Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends. I'm simply proposing it to you.
13:14I already told you, I'm not gonna tutor you.
13:18You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
13:24Do you know what quid pro quo means? Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
13:28I scratch your back, you scratch mine. Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
13:37I think there's something you want.
13:40How about Jack Hudson?
13:54What about Jack Hudson?
13:56I mean, you like him, don't you? Don't try to deny it. I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting. And that little wave.
14:02You're such a jerk!
14:03A popular jerk. One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
14:12I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but I mean, I'll help you land him.
14:18But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
14:22Okay, how about this? You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
14:29And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
14:34Let's just say your plan works.
14:36Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
14:39What?
14:40You know, like, kiss and... other stuff.
14:46You're crazy. This is crazy. Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this. I'm going.
14:50I can see you need more convincing. So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
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