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00:00:00Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:00:08Liar! You said that I was the love of your life, that you would marry me!
00:00:31How could you break your vow?
00:00:34Who are you?
00:00:35I, this crazy, I don't know this crazy lady.
00:00:38No?
00:00:39What about these?
00:00:48You cheated on me?
00:00:52We're done.
00:00:54Lisa, wait, no, Lisa, I don't, that's not, somebody stop them!
00:00:59They pay, I slay.
00:01:11As you can see, I'm a gig worker.
00:01:14The gig, revenge for hire.
00:01:16Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:01:21Scratch that.
00:01:29The one I hate most?
00:01:31Benjamin freaking Sparrow.
00:01:34Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
00:01:36He's a dirty chick who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:01:41Oh, I hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:46He's a dirty chick who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:01:52I love it!
00:02:18Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:02:20Let's go to the stands.
00:02:21They're going to eat you alive.
00:02:22Forget the girls, Coach.
00:02:24All I need right now is a shower.
00:02:34I think I trained for this shit.
00:02:35This is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:02:53This is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:03:04Well, tough luck, buddy.
00:03:06It's going to be hard times.
00:03:27Sorry.
00:03:28Wait a second.
00:03:29This is my room.
00:03:32What are you doing in my room?
00:03:37Hey, that's my jersey.
00:03:39Fuck.
00:03:45What is this?
00:03:51Steve, come back here.
00:03:53Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:04:01Delete it, man.
00:04:02I'll pay you, all right?
00:04:03Rivals offer me more.
00:04:06You've got to fucking kill me.
00:04:07I don't care who you are or where you're hiding.
00:04:20I'm going to find you and you'll pay for this.
00:04:28Yeah, I'll hear what the hell I want, all right, buddy?
00:04:30Benjamin Sparrow.
00:04:47This is Justin.
00:04:54I'm going to drag you through hell.
00:04:57I know, Mr. Bear.
00:04:58I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
00:05:00I just need more time.
00:05:05How the hell am I supposed to pay rent
00:05:08and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:05:14God?
00:05:15If you're listening, maybe drop $10 million by way?
00:05:23Uh, okay?
00:05:28What are you doing?
00:05:39What are you doing?
00:05:48This is my house.
00:05:50Get out!
00:05:51Are you feeling a little nervous, Nadia Knightley?
00:05:55Well, let me tell you something.
00:05:56Your hospitality is just as awful as your taste,
00:05:59which seems to be absolute shit.
00:06:03Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:06:06Oh, you're going to call the cops.
00:06:07Go ahead.
00:06:08That's perfect timing.
00:06:09I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:06:11You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:06:14And don't forget about the reputational damage
00:06:16and the emotional damage.
00:06:18You're getting sued for $10 million.
00:06:20$10 million?
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22That's ridiculous.
00:06:25Hey, buddy.
00:06:26It's 2025.
00:06:27If you want to wear a dress,
00:06:29you don't have to lie about it.
00:06:33If you want to be mad at someone,
00:06:34be mad at the reporters.
00:06:36It's not my fault.
00:06:37Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:06:39It's not me.
00:06:41Not your fault.
00:06:44I dare you.
00:06:45I dare you!
00:06:47Say it again.
00:06:49It's not my fault.
00:06:58If you caused this mess,
00:06:59now you're acting like a victim,
00:07:01you're going to pay for this.
00:07:02Do you understand?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04Hell no.
00:07:06Get over here.
00:07:06Stop.
00:07:07Get over here.
00:07:07What are you doing?
00:07:09No.
00:07:10No.
00:07:10No.
00:07:23What the hell was that?
00:07:30Why is it okay?
00:07:31Hey, my boy.
00:07:32Is everything okay?
00:07:33Yes, mother.
00:07:34Saw the news.
00:07:35Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches
00:07:37I set up for you?
00:07:38Because you're...
00:07:39Slow down.
00:07:40Slow down.
00:07:41What are you...
00:07:42Look, what are you talking about?
00:07:43I...
00:07:43It's all going to be fixed very soon.
00:07:46Very soon.
00:07:46Look, I got to go.
00:07:47All right?
00:07:47Bye.
00:07:48Marry me, or pay me 10 million dollars.
00:07:58Those are your two choices.
00:07:59Those are your two choices.
00:08:04Marry you?
00:08:07In your dreams.
00:08:10Maybe if you had the face of Paris,
00:08:13I'd consider it.
00:08:14That guy plays dirty on the field.
00:08:18What's so great about him?
00:08:21Well, that's too bad for you,
00:08:23because you have two choices.
00:08:25Marry me, or pay up.
00:08:29That's not fair.
00:08:31All I did was steal your jersey.
00:08:33Yeah, and I got caught on camera,
00:08:35and now my reputation is screwed.
00:08:37I'm the laughingstock.
00:08:38Okay.
00:08:39People think that I am confused about my sexuality,
00:08:41my family is worried, sick,
00:08:43and this is the mess that you caused.
00:08:45Okay, well...
00:08:47Look, here's the deal.
00:08:50Marry me for one year,
00:08:51and I'll pay you five million dollars.
00:08:54I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
00:08:56You take whatever job comes your way
00:08:57as long as the money's good.
00:08:59Right?
00:09:00Five million?
00:09:01Is God really listening?
00:09:04That would cover my rent
00:09:05for Grandma's medical bills.
00:09:07Fine.
00:09:09Deal.
00:09:10Perfect.
00:09:11Ow!
00:09:12Ow!
00:09:12Ow!
00:09:20Good book.
00:09:22Hmm, excellent choice, sir.
00:09:25That is a rare Asher cut
00:09:26with flawless clarity.
00:09:28Steve.
00:09:31Oh.
00:09:35Valued at three million.
00:09:37There's only two in the world.
00:09:39The other one is with a royal wife
00:09:41and a very discreet model.
00:09:43Uh, that's way too expensive.
00:09:45Do you have, like, a cheaper one?
00:09:47Something less expensive?
00:09:48A couple hundred dollars?
00:09:50You're funny.
00:09:52People will think I'm broke.
00:09:53Can we try this one?
00:10:01Oh, yes.
00:10:02And I'll get something very nice
00:10:03for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:10:06I'll see you in a bit, alright?
00:10:10Thanks.
00:10:11Thanks.
00:10:11Thanks.
00:10:11Thanks.
00:10:16I'm actually marrying
00:10:17my idol's arch enemy.
00:10:19This can't be real, right?
00:10:23Am I dreaming?
00:10:27No.
00:10:28It's like a light storm
00:10:44To be yours
00:10:49Finding freedom
00:10:51In the downpour
00:10:54You're like a light storm
00:10:58Very beautiful.
00:11:12Uh, can you help
00:11:19tie it?
00:11:20Yeah.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:27That is so sweet.
00:11:29You look absolutely perfect together.
00:11:31Such a stunning couple.
00:11:32Uh, no, no, we're not.
00:11:34Oh, Todd, hold on a second.
00:11:35My hair.
00:11:38What is this?
00:11:39Ow.
00:11:39Just, let me fix it.
00:11:42Hold on.
00:11:58Thanks.
00:12:01Let's go home.
00:12:02First, party B
00:12:07shall not covet party A's body
00:12:08or engage in any physical contact.
00:12:11Second, during cohabitation,
00:12:13party B must protect
00:12:14party A's reputation
00:12:15and remain loyal
00:12:15and faithful.
00:12:17Third,
00:12:17what the hell is this?
00:12:19It's a marriage contract.
00:12:22Sign it.
00:12:23I already did.
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:36Can I go now?
00:12:37Hold on.
00:12:38Where do you think you're going?
00:12:39We're living together
00:12:40from now on.
00:12:41You're coming home with me.
00:12:47I have to get
00:12:48my things.
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:51Well, then I'm coming with you.
00:12:53I don't want anything
00:12:54related to Paris Smith
00:12:55in my house.
00:12:56Not a single thing.
00:12:57Ugh.
00:12:58Whatever.
00:13:06Shoes off.
00:13:08Come in if you want.
00:13:09Just don't touch anything.
00:13:19Shit!
00:13:19Sorry, I got that thing
00:13:38came out of nowhere.
00:13:38I thought it was Chucky.
00:13:43Dare you!
00:13:45Ow!
00:13:45God!
00:13:46Jesus!
00:13:46Stop it!
00:13:47I said I'm sorry!
00:13:49You named that thing?
00:14:02You'd fucking break.
00:14:03Out!
00:14:05Yeah, don't worry.
00:14:06I'm leaving.
00:14:07All this Paris toxicity levels
00:14:08are driving me crazy.
00:14:09I can't even breathe.
00:14:11Sorry for your loss.
00:14:12I'm sorry.
00:14:30I'll clean this all up, right?
00:14:32Don't freak out.
00:14:51Don't freak out.
00:14:52Do not freak out.
00:14:53I'll pay for all of this, all right?
00:14:54I'll pay for all of this, all right?
00:14:56No, no.
00:14:57You're dead.
00:14:59Hey!
00:15:00Hey!
00:15:00Hey!
00:15:00Hey!
00:15:13This is not over!
00:15:15Oh, OK!
00:15:16Oh, OK!
00:15:17Oh, OK!
00:15:19Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!
00:15:23Shhh, it's okay.
00:15:24It's okay baby.
00:15:35She's kinda cute.
00:15:42I'm so sorry.
00:15:44Until next time.
00:15:45Oh, come on.
00:15:50Come on.
00:16:01Hey!
00:16:03Bitch!
00:16:08Bitch!
00:16:09Who the hell are you?
00:16:15You fucking bitch.
00:16:18You ruined my wedding.
00:16:19Lisa left me because of you.
00:16:21You cheated.
00:16:22You deserve this, bastard.
00:16:24Get away from me.
00:16:24I'm calling the cops.
00:16:25Stop pretending to be some saint.
00:16:30Um.
00:16:32Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:16:35You're just a gig worker.
00:16:36You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:16:39Hey, tell you what.
00:16:40How much for a night with me, huh?
00:16:42In your dreams, asshole.
00:16:45You know, I've always wondered.
00:16:48What color are your nipples, huh?
00:16:51Let go of me!
00:16:53Let go!
00:16:54Don't touch me!
00:16:55My husband's Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you!
00:17:00Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:17:04Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:17:06Right.
00:17:07I've posted so much crap about him, and I still think he'll come save me.
00:17:15Let go of me, bastard!
00:17:18Not here.
00:17:20Stop!
00:17:22No!
00:17:23Oh!
00:17:26Oh!
00:17:28What?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:30Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:17:31Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:37He is actually coming.
00:17:39Oh!
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:42Oh!
00:17:42Oh!
00:17:42Oh!
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:43Oh!
00:17:44Oh!
00:17:44Oh!
00:17:44Oh!
00:17:46Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:17:50Liar!
00:17:51You said that I was the love of your life!
00:17:55That you would marry me!
00:17:57How could you break your vow?
00:17:59How could you break your vow?
00:18:04Who are you?
00:18:05I...
00:18:06This crazy...
00:18:07I don't know this crazy lady!
00:18:08No!
00:18:09What about these?
00:18:10You cheated on me?
00:18:19Oh!
00:18:20Oh!
00:18:21Oh!
00:18:22Oh!
00:18:23Oh!
00:18:24Oh!
00:18:25Oh!
00:18:26Oh!
00:18:27Oh!
00:18:28Oh!
00:18:29Oh!
00:18:30Oh!
00:18:30You cheated on me?
00:18:31Oh!
00:18:32Oh!
00:18:33Oh!
00:18:34Oh!
00:18:35Oh!
00:18:36Wait, no, Lisa, I don't, that's not, somebody stop them!
00:18:51They pay, I slay.
00:18:53As you can see, I'm a gig worker.
00:18:56The gig, revenge for hire.
00:18:59Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:19:06Scratch that, the one I hate most, Benjamin freaking Sparrow.
00:19:16Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
00:19:20He's a dirty cheat who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:19:24So 20, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50.
00:19:32Ran once in a while right now.
00:19:34Snigs!
00:19:37Snigs!
00:19:39Jer�ans!
00:19:40Oh!
00:19:42Get
00:19:45縫angleic!
00:19:48I love you!
00:20:00Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:20:02Those girls in the stands, they're going to eat you alive.
00:20:05You guys are girls, Coach.
00:20:06All I need right now is a shower.
00:20:08Oh, God, I think I trained from this shit.
00:20:18Uh, this is Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:20:42Oh.
00:20:44Hmm.
00:20:45Well, tough luck, buddy.
00:20:50Hard times.
00:21:09Sorry.
00:21:11Wait a second, this is my room!
00:21:12What are you doing in my room?
00:21:19Hey, that's my jersey!
00:21:21Fuck!
00:21:28What is this?
00:21:33Steve!
00:21:34Come back here!
00:21:35Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:21:43Delete it, man.
00:21:44I'll pay you, all right?
00:21:45Your rival's offering me more.
00:21:48You gotta fucking kill me.
00:21:49I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:22:02I'm going to find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:22:05Right, I'm going to find you.
00:22:10Yeah, I'll rent the hell I want, alright, buddy?
00:22:12Benjamin Sparrow, this is just the adventure.
00:22:31I'm going to drag you through hell.
00:22:37I know, Mr. Bayer. I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month. I just need more time.
00:22:48How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my family's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:22:55God? If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:23:05Uh, okay?
00:23:11Hi!
00:23:20What are you doing?
00:23:22This is my house! Get out!
00:23:33What, you feeling a little nervous, Nadia Knightley?
00:23:37Let me tell you something, your hospitality is just as awful as your taste. Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:23:43Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:23:47Oh, you're going to call the cops. Go ahead.
00:23:49That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:23:53You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:23:56And don't forget about the reputational damage and the emotional damage.
00:23:59You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:24:01Ten million?
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:04That's ridiculous!
00:24:07Hey, buddy. It's 2025. If you want to wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:24:15If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters. It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage. Not me.
00:24:22Not me.
00:24:23Not your fault?
00:24:26I dare you. I dare you!
00:24:29Say it again!
00:24:31It's not your fault.
00:24:40If you caused this mess, now you're acting like a victim? You're going to pay for this. Do you understand?
00:24:45No! Hell no!
00:24:48Get over here!
00:24:49What are you doing?
00:24:52No!
00:25:08What the hell was that?
00:25:13Hey, my boy. Is everything okay?
00:25:15Yes, mother.
00:25:16Saw the news. Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you? Because you're...
00:25:22Slow down. Slow down. What are you... Look, what are you talking about? I...
00:25:26It's all going to be fixed very soon. Very soon. Look, I gotta go. All right? Bye.
00:25:30Marry me, or pay me ten million dollars. Those are your two choices.
00:25:45Those are your two choices.
00:25:46Marry you?
00:25:47Marry you? In your dreams.
00:25:52Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
00:25:58That guy plays dirty on the field. What's so great about him?
00:26:01Well...
00:26:02That's too bad for you. Because you have two choices. Marry me, or pay up.
00:26:11That's not fair! All I did was steal your jersey!
00:26:14Yeah. And I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality. My family is worried sick.
00:26:25And this is the mess that you caused.
00:26:28Okay, well...
00:26:30Look. Here's the deal. Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you five million dollars.
00:26:35I mean, you're a gig worker, right? You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good?
00:26:41Right?
00:26:43Five million? Is God really listening?
00:26:46That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
00:26:49Fine.
00:26:51Deal.
00:26:53Perfect.
00:26:54Ow! Ow!
00:27:02This one.
00:27:04Hmm, excellent choice, sir. That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
00:27:13Oh!
00:27:17Valued at three million. There's only two in the world.
00:27:20The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
00:27:26Uh, that's way too expensive. Do you have like a cheaper one? Something less expensive? A couple hundred dollars?
00:27:32You're funny.
00:27:34People will think I'm broke.
00:27:41Can we try this one?
00:27:43Ah, yes. And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:27:47I'll see you in a bit, alright?
00:27:52Thanks.
00:27:54Thanks.
00:27:58I'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy.
00:28:02This can't be real, right?
00:28:05Am I dreaming?
00:28:09No.
00:28:10No.
00:28:11I'm not.
00:28:13I'm not.
00:28:18I'm not.
00:28:20No.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23No.
00:28:24No.
00:28:25No.
00:28:27Be alone.
00:28:29No.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31Finding freedom in the downpour
00:28:36You're like a light storm
00:28:41You look very beautiful.
00:28:59I...
00:29:00Can you help tie it?
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:09That is so sweet.
00:29:11You look absolutely perfect together.
00:29:13Such a stunning couple.
00:29:14No, no, we're not...
00:29:16Oh!
00:29:17My hand!
00:29:19What is this?
00:29:21Just let me fix it.
00:29:23Hold on.
00:29:25Thanks.
00:29:26Let's go home.
00:29:40First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact.
00:29:53Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful.
00:29:58Third, what the hell is this?
00:30:01It's a marriage contract.
00:30:02Sign it.
00:30:03I already did.
00:30:04Fine.
00:30:05Can I go now?
00:30:06Hold on.
00:30:07Where do you think you're going?
00:30:08We're living together from now on.
00:30:09You're coming home with me.
00:30:19I have to get my things.
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:21Well then I'm coming with you.
00:30:22I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
00:30:29Not a single thing.
00:30:30Whatever.
00:30:31Shoes off, come in if you want.
00:30:32Just don't touch my hands.
00:30:33I'll make it.
00:30:34I'll make it.
00:30:35I'll make it.
00:30:36I'll make it.
00:30:37I'll make it happen.
00:30:38You're coming together from now on.
00:30:39You're coming home with me.
00:30:40I have to get my things.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:44Well then I'm coming with you.
00:30:45I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house.
00:30:46Not a single thing.
00:30:47Ugh, whatever.
00:30:48Shoes off, come in if you want.
00:30:51Just don't touch anything.
00:31:01Shit!
00:31:02Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere. I thought it was Chucky.
00:31:21How dare you!
00:31:26Ow! God! Jesus! Stop it! I said I'm sorry!
00:31:30Murderer!
00:31:40My poor petty!
00:31:42You named that thing? Give me a fucking break.
00:31:45Out!
00:31:47Yeah, don't worry. I'm leaving. All this perish toxicity levels are driving me crazy. I can't even breathe.
00:31:53Sorry for your loss.
00:31:55I'm sorry. I'll clean this all up, alright?
00:32:05I'm sorry. I'll clean this all up, alright?
00:32:15I'll clean this all up.
00:32:19Ah! God! God! Jesus!
00:32:32Don't freak out. Do not freak out. I'll pay for all of this, alright?
00:32:37You're dead!
00:32:41You're dead!
00:32:45This is not over!
00:32:57Okay, it's okay.
00:33:00It's okay.
00:33:02It's okay.
00:33:06It's okay, baby.
00:33:15She's kind of cute.
00:33:22I'm so sorry.
00:33:25Until next time.
00:33:28Oh, come on.
00:33:32Come on.
00:33:34Hey!
00:33:44Hey, bitch!
00:33:51Bitch!
00:33:53Who the hell are you?
00:33:57Wait, no!
00:33:59You fucking bitch.
00:34:00You ruined my wedding.
00:34:01Lisa left me because of you.
00:34:03You cheated.
00:34:04You deserve this, bastard.
00:34:06Get away from me.
00:34:07I'm calling you off.
00:34:08Stop pretending to be some saint.
00:34:12Um...
00:34:14Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:34:17You're just a gig worker.
00:34:18You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:34:21Hey, tell you what.
00:34:22How much for a night with me, huh?
00:34:24In your dreams, asshole!
00:34:28You know, I've always wondered.
00:34:30What color are your nipples, huh?
00:34:33Let go of me!
00:34:35Let go!
00:34:36Don't touch me!
00:34:37My husband's Benjamin Sparrow, and if you hurt me, he will end you!
00:34:42Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:34:45Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:34:48Right.
00:34:49I've posted so much crap about him, and I still think he'll come save me.
00:34:55Let go of me, bastard!
00:34:56Nadia?
00:34:57Stop!
00:34:58No!
00:34:59Oh!
00:35:00Oh!
00:35:01What?
00:35:02What the fuck?
00:35:03Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:35:04Oh!
00:35:05Oh!
00:35:06Oh!
00:35:07Oh!
00:35:08Oh!
00:35:09Oh!
00:35:10Oh!
00:35:11Oh!
00:35:12Oh!
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:14Oh!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:16Oh!
00:35:17Oh!
00:35:18Oh!
00:35:19Oh!
00:35:20Oh!
00:35:21Oh!
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:23Oh!
00:35:24Oh!
00:35:25Oh!
00:35:28Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:35:32My husband.
00:35:51Liar!
00:35:52You said that I was the love of your life!
00:35:54That you would marry me!
00:35:56How could you break your vow?
00:35:58Who are you?
00:36:00This crazy, I don't know this crazy lady.
00:36:02No!
00:36:04What about these?
00:36:12You cheated on me?
00:36:16We're done.
00:36:18Lisa, wait.
00:36:20No, Lisa, I don't, that's not...
00:36:22Somebody stop now!
00:36:30They pay, I slay.
00:36:36As you can see, I'm a gig worker.
00:36:38The gig, revenge for hire.
00:36:40Just saved an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:36:46Yeah.
00:36:52Scratch that.
00:36:53The one I hate most?
00:36:55Benjamin...
00:36:56Frickin' Sparrow.
00:36:58Quarterback for the Washington Badgers.
00:37:02He's a dirty cheat who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:37:06Pikachu.
00:37:08I'm a little punk guy.
00:37:09So go out.
00:37:18Brink1!
00:37:20Brink1!
00:37:24Brink1!
00:37:28Brink2!
00:37:30Brink2!
00:37:32I love you!
00:37:39Time to go play, Benjamin.
00:37:44Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
00:37:47Forget the girls, Coach.
00:37:48All I need right now is a shower.
00:37:58God, I think I trained for this shit.
00:38:02Uh...
00:38:17This is...
00:38:19Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:26Hm.
00:38:28Well...
00:38:30Tough luck, buddy.
00:38:31Hard times.
00:38:33Sorry.
00:38:34Wait a second.
00:38:35This is my room.
00:38:36Who are you doing in my room?
00:38:38Hey!
00:38:39That's my jersey!
00:38:40Fuck!
00:38:41Hey!
00:38:42That's my jersey!
00:38:43Fuck!
00:38:44What are you doing in my room?
00:38:45Hey!
00:38:46That's my jersey!
00:38:47Fuck!
00:38:48Steve!
00:38:49Come back here!
00:38:51Steve!
00:38:52Come back here!
00:38:53What are you doing in my room?
00:38:55How are you doing in my room?
00:38:56Hey!
00:38:57That's my jersey!
00:38:58Fuck!
00:38:59What is this?
00:39:00Steve!
00:39:01Come back here!
00:39:03Where is the fuck?
00:39:10What is this?
00:39:15Steve!
00:39:16Come back here!
00:39:24Jesus Christ!
00:39:25Delete it man, I'll pay you alright?
00:39:27Riven's offering me more.
00:39:30You gotta fucking kill me.
00:39:33I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:39:44I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:39:52Yeah, I'll hear what the hell I want, alright buddy?
00:40:03Benjamin Sparrow.
00:40:08Benjamin Sparrow.
00:40:11This is just the adventure.
00:40:18I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:40:20I know Mr. Bayer, I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month.
00:40:25I just need more time.
00:40:30How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my parents' medical bills by the end of the month?
00:40:38God?
00:40:39If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:40:47Uh...
00:40:49Kay?
00:40:54Hi.
00:40:55What are you doing?
00:41:00What are you doing?
00:41:14This is my house.
00:41:15Get out!
00:41:16Are you feeling a little nervous?
00:41:18Nadia Knightley?
00:41:19Let me tell you something.
00:41:20Your hospitality...
00:41:21Just as awful as your taste.
00:41:24Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:41:27Get out, or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:41:29Oh, you're gonna call the cops.
00:41:31Go ahead.
00:41:32That's perfect timing.
00:41:33I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:41:36You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:41:38And don't forget about the reputational damage.
00:41:40And the emotional damage.
00:41:42You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:41:44Ten million?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46That's ridiculous!
00:41:49Hey buddy, it's 2025.
00:41:52If you wanna wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:41:54If you wanna be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters.
00:42:00It's not my fault.
00:42:01Sue them for your reputational damage.
00:42:04Not me.
00:42:06Not your fault?
00:42:08I dare you.
00:42:09I dare you!
00:42:11Say it again!
00:42:14It's not...
00:42:15my...
00:42:16fault.
00:42:17If you caught this mess, now you're acting like a victim?
00:42:25You're gonna pay for this.
00:42:26Do you understand?
00:42:27No!
00:42:29Hell no!
00:42:31Get over here!
00:42:32What are you doing?!
00:42:34No, hell no!
00:42:36What?
00:42:47What the hell was that?
00:42:56Hey, my boy. Is everything okay?
00:42:58Yes, mother.
00:42:59Saw the news. Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
00:43:03Because you're...
00:43:04Slow down. Slow down. What are you...
00:43:06Look, what are you talking about?
00:43:08It's all going to be fixed very soon.
00:43:11Very soon. Look, I gotta go.
00:43:12All right? Bye.
00:43:17Marry me, or pay me $10 million. Those are your two choices.
00:43:28Those are your two choices.
00:43:30Marry you? In your dreams?
00:43:35Maybe if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
00:43:41That guy plays Dernier on the field. What's so great about him?
00:43:44Well, that's too bad for you, because you have two choices.
00:43:50Marry me, or pay up.
00:43:54That's not fair. All I did was steal your jersey.
00:43:58Yeah, and I got caught on camera, and now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughingstock.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:03People think that I am confused about my sexuality, my family is worried sick,
00:44:08and this is the mess that you've caused.
00:44:10Okay, well...
00:44:12Look, here's the deal.
00:44:15Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you $5 million.
00:44:18I mean, you're a gig worker, right?
00:44:20You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good.
00:44:23Right?
00:44:25$5 million?
00:44:27Is God really listening?
00:44:28That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
00:44:32Fine.
00:44:34Deal.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:35Ow!
00:44:37Ow!
00:44:45This one.
00:44:47Hmm, excellent choice, sir.
00:44:49That is a rare Asher cut with flawless clarity.
00:44:55Oh.
00:44:59Valued at $3 million.
00:45:02There's only two in the world.
00:45:03The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet product.
00:45:08Uh, that's way too expensive.
00:45:10Do you have, like, a cheaper one?
00:45:11Something less expensive?
00:45:13A couple hundred dollars?
00:45:15You're funny.
00:45:16People will think I'm broke.
00:45:20Ah.
00:45:24Can we try this one?
00:45:25Oh, yes.
00:45:26And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
00:45:30I'll see you in a bit, all right?
00:45:35Thanks.
00:45:36Thanks.
00:45:36Thanks.
00:45:41I'm actually marrying my idol's arch-enemy.
00:45:45This can't be real, right?
00:45:48Am I dreaming?
00:45:48It's just a half-äänneme.
00:45:52No.
00:45:54Have fun.
00:45:57Have fun.
00:46:04How do you feel?
00:46:05Because, baby, it's like a light storm
00:46:09To be yours
00:46:14Finding freedom in the downpour
00:46:18You're like a light storm
00:46:35You look very beautiful
00:46:39Can you help? Tie it?
00:46:45Yeah
00:46:45That is so sweet
00:46:54You look absolutely perfect together
00:46:56Such a stunning couple
00:46:57No, no, we're not
00:46:58Oh, my hair
00:47:00What is this?
00:47:03Just let me fix it
00:47:06Hold on
00:47:07Thanks
00:47:24Let's go home
00:47:26First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact
00:47:35Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful
00:47:41Third, what the hell is this?
00:47:43It's a marriage contract
00:47:45Sign it
00:47:46Sign it
00:47:47I already did
00:47:49Fine, can I go now?
00:48:02Hold on, where do you think you're going?
00:48:04We're living together from now on
00:48:05You're coming home with me
00:48:07I have to get my things
00:48:14Okay
00:48:16Well, then I'm coming with you
00:48:18I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house
00:48:20Not a single thing
00:48:22Whatever
00:48:23Shoes off
00:48:32Come in if you want
00:48:33Just don't touch anything
00:48:35Shit!
00:48:50Ah!
00:48:50Ah!
00:48:50Ah!
00:48:53Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere
00:49:03I thought it was Chucky
00:49:04How dare you!
00:49:09Ow!
00:49:10God!
00:49:11Jesus!
00:49:11Stop it!
00:49:12I said I'm sorry!
00:49:16Murderer!
00:49:17My poor petty
00:49:24Ugh
00:49:24You named that thing?
00:49:27You'd fucking break
00:49:28Out!
00:49:29Yeah, don't worry
00:49:31I'm leaving
00:49:31All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy
00:49:34I can't even breathe
00:49:34Sorry for your loss
00:49:37Shit!
00:49:43Shit!
00:49:44Shit!
00:49:44Are you ready?
00:49:45No
00:49:45I'm sorry
00:49:52I'm sorry
00:49:53I'll clean this all up, right?
00:49:57Ah!
00:49:57God!
00:49:58God!
00:49:59God!
00:49:59Jesus!
00:50:00Don't freak out, do not freak out, I'll pay for all of this, all right?
00:50:19Dad!
00:50:24Hey, hey, hey!
00:50:36This is not over!
00:50:40Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:50:46Shh, it's okay. It's okay, baby.
00:50:54She's kinda cute.
00:51:01I'm so sorry.
00:51:07Until next time.
00:51:10Oh, come on.
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:23Bitch!
00:51:25Bitch!
00:51:26Bitch!
00:51:27Who the hell are you?
00:51:31Wait, no.
00:51:32Fucking bitch.
00:51:33You ruined my wedding.
00:51:34Lisa left me because of you.
00:51:35You cheated.
00:51:36You deserve this, bastard.
00:51:37Get away from me.
00:51:38I'm calling you off.
00:51:39Stop pretending to be some saint.
00:51:41Um, yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:51:42You're just a gig worker.
00:51:43You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:51:44Hey, tell you what.
00:51:45How much for a night with me, huh?
00:51:46In your dreams, asshole.
00:51:47You know, I've always wondered.
00:51:48What color are your nipples, huh?
00:51:49Let go of me!
00:51:50Let go of me!
00:51:51Let go of me!
00:51:52Let go of me!
00:51:53Let go!
00:51:54Don't touch me!
00:51:55My husband's Benjamin Sparrow.
00:51:56And if you hurt me, I'll just do two strawberries, please.
00:51:59You're just a gig worker.
00:52:00You'll do anything for money, so drop the act, huh?
00:52:03Hey, tell you what.
00:52:04How much for a night with me, huh?
00:52:06In your dreams, asshole.
00:52:08You know, I've always wondered.
00:52:11What color are your nipples, huh?
00:52:14Let go of me!
00:52:17Let go!
00:52:18Don't touch me!
00:52:19My husband's Benjamin Sparrow.
00:52:21And if you hurt me, he will end you.
00:52:24Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
00:52:27Please, why would he ever marry you?
00:52:30Right.
00:52:31I've posted so much crap about him.
00:52:34And I still think he'll come save me.
00:52:40Let go of me, bastard!
00:52:42Not you.
00:52:44Stop!
00:52:46No!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48What?
00:52:49Who the fuck?
00:52:50Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:52:51What?
00:52:52Who the fuck?
00:52:54Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:52:55Oh!
00:52:56Ah!
00:53:01He is actually coming.
00:53:03Lisa Rowland, do you take John Dawson to be your lawful husband?
00:53:15Liar! You said that I was the love of your life! That you would marry me! How could you break
00:53:39your vow? Who are you? I, this crazy, I don't know this crazy lady. No? What about these?
00:53:55You cheated on me? We're done. Lisa, wait, no, Lisa, I don't, that's not, SOMEBODY STOP
00:54:06OUT!
00:54:16They pay, I slay. As you can see, I'm a gig worker. The gig, revenge for hire. Just saved
00:54:24an innocent girl from one of the scumbags at the top of my hate list.
00:54:34Scratch that. The one I hate most? Benjamin freaking Sparrow. Quarterback for the Washington
00:54:42Badgers. He's a dirty cheat who snatched the win from my favorite player.
00:54:48Found the guy here?
00:54:50Beta One for the n things like this, other than the girl, is my favorite player.
00:54:56停,停,停!
00:54:58I have a dog. I have a dog. They'll hide and hide. You won't get to do things like this!
00:55:02Twilight Woman's fotovicieli.
00:55:07Alright, thanks, fourteen. You won't tear you, I'll tear her.
00:55:10Woo-hoo!
00:55:18Woo-hoo!
00:55:19I love it!
00:55:25Kind of a play, Benjamin.
00:55:27Those girls in the stands, they're gonna eat you alive.
00:55:29Forget the girls, coach.
00:55:31All I need right now is a shower.
00:55:40God, I think I trained for this shit.
00:55:57Uh...
00:55:59This is...
00:56:01Benjamin Sparrow's jersey.
00:56:07Oh!
00:56:09Hm.
00:56:11Well...
00:56:13Tough luck, buddy.
00:56:15Hard times.
00:56:34Sorry.
00:56:36Wait a second, this is my room!
00:56:39What are you doing in my room?
00:56:44Hey!
00:56:45That's my jersey!
00:56:46Fuck!
00:56:53What is this?
00:56:58Steve!
00:56:59Go back here!
00:57:00Jesus Christ!
00:57:01Delete it, man.
00:57:02I'll pay you, alright?
00:57:03Your rivals offer me more.
00:57:04You gotta fucking kill me.
00:57:05You gotta fucking kill me.
00:57:06I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:07I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:11I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:12I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:17I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:18I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:19I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:23I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:24I don't care who you are, or where you're hiding.
00:57:26I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:29I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:30I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:31I'm gonna find you, and you'll pay for this.
00:57:32I'm gonna find you.
00:57:33I'm gonna find you.
00:57:35And you'll pay for this.
00:57:36Yeah, I'll do what the hell I want, alright buddy?
00:57:37Benjamin Sparrow.
00:57:40This is just it.
00:57:55Justin.
00:58:01I'm gonna drag you through hell.
00:58:04I know, Mr. Bayer! I'll catch up on rent by the end of the month. I just need more time.
00:58:13How the hell am I supposed to pay rent and cover my grandma's medical bills by the end of the month?
00:58:19God? If you're listening, maybe drop ten million dollars my way?
00:58:30Uh, hey?
00:58:36Hi.
00:58:45What are you doing?
00:58:49This is my house! Get out!
00:58:59Are you feeling a little nervous, Nadia Knightley?
00:59:02Let me tell you something, your hospitality is just as awful as your taste.
00:59:07Which seems to be absolute shit.
00:59:10Get out or I'm calling the cops for trespassing.
00:59:13Oh, you're gonna call the cops. Go ahead!
00:59:15That's perfect timing. I'll be suing you for theft and defamation.
00:59:19You will be sued for theft and defamation.
00:59:22And don't forget about the reputational damage and the emotional damage.
00:59:24You're getting sued for ten million dollars.
00:59:27Ten million?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29That's ridiculous!
00:59:32Hey, buddy. It's 2025. If you wanna wear a dress, you don't have to lie about it.
00:59:40If you wanna be mad at someone, be mad at the reporters. It's not my fault. Sue them for your reputational damage. Not me.
00:59:47Not me.
00:59:48Not your fault?
00:59:51I dare you. I dare you!
00:59:54Say it again!
00:59:56It's not my fault.
01:00:05If you caused this mess, now you're acting like a victim, you're gonna pay for this. Do you understand?
01:00:10No! Hell no!
01:00:13Get over here!
01:00:14Stop! Get over here!
01:00:15What are you doing?
01:00:17No!
01:00:33What the hell was that?
01:00:35Hey, my boy. Is everything okay?
01:00:40Yes, mother.
01:00:41Saw the news. Is that why you keep rejecting all the matches I set up for you?
01:00:45Because you're...
01:00:47Slow down. Slow down. What are you...
01:00:49Look, what are you talking about? I...
01:00:51It's all gonna be fixed very soon.
01:00:53Very soon. Look, I gotta go. All right? Bye.
01:00:55Marry me, or pay me ten million dollars. Those are your two choices.
01:01:10Those are your two choices.
01:01:12Marry you? In your dreams?
01:01:16Maybe, if you had the face of Paris, I'd consider it.
01:01:21That guy plays dirty on the field. What's so great about him?
01:01:27Well, that's too bad for you. Because you have two choices.
01:01:32Marry me, or pay up.
01:01:36That's not fair. All I did was steal your jersey.
01:01:40Yeah, and I got caught on camera. And now my reputation is screwed. I'm the laughing stock.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:46People think that I, uh, am confused about my sexuality. My family is worried sick.
01:01:51And this is the mess that you caused.
01:01:53Okay, well...
01:01:55Look. Here's the deal. Marry me for one year, and I'll pay you five million dollars.
01:02:01I mean, you're a gig worker, right? You take whatever job comes your way as long as the money's good. Right?
01:02:07Five million? Is God really listening?
01:02:11That would cover my rent for Grandma's medical bills.
01:02:13Fine.
01:02:16Deal.
01:02:17Perfect.
01:02:18Ow!
01:02:19Ow!
01:02:28Beautiful.
01:02:30Mmm, excellent choice, sir. That is a rare asher cut with flawless clarity.
01:02:38Oh.
01:02:39Oh.
01:02:42Valued at three million. There's only two in the world. The other one is with a royal wife and a very discreet model.
01:02:51That's way too expensive. Do you have like a cheaper one? Something less expensive? A couple hundred dollars?
01:02:57You're funny.
01:02:59People will think I'm broke.
01:03:00Can we try this one?
01:03:08Oh, yes. And I'll get something very nice for you to try on, Mr. Sparrow.
01:03:13I'll see you in a bit, alright?
01:03:14Alright.
01:03:17Please.
01:03:18Thanks.
01:03:23I'm actually marrying my idol's arch enemy.
01:03:27This can't be real, right?
01:03:30Am I dreaming?
01:03:34No.
01:03:35We'll be here.
01:03:37We'll be straight.
01:03:51To be yours
01:03:56Finding freedom in the downpour
01:04:01You're like a light storm
01:04:17You look very beautiful
01:04:19Can you help Ty up?
01:04:27Yeah
01:04:28That is so sweet
01:04:36You look absolutely perfect together
01:04:38Such a stunning couple
01:04:39No, no, we're not
01:04:41Ty, hold on a second
01:04:42My hand
01:04:43What is this?
01:04:45Just let me fix it
01:04:49Hold on
01:04:49Thanks
01:05:06Let's go home
01:05:09First, party B shall not covet party A's body or engage in any physical contact
01:05:18Second, during cohabitation, party B must protect party A's reputation and remain loyal and faithful
01:05:23Third, what the hell is this?
01:05:25It's a marriage contract
01:05:28Sign it
01:05:29I already did
01:05:31Fine, can I go now?
01:05:44Hold on, where do you think you're going?
01:05:46We're living together from now on
01:05:48You're coming home with me
01:05:49I have to get my things
01:05:56Okay
01:05:58Well then I'm coming with you
01:06:00I don't want anything related to Paris Smith in my house
01:06:02Not a single thing
01:06:04Whatever
01:06:06Shoes off
01:06:14Come in if you want
01:06:16Just don't touch anything
01:06:17Shit
01:06:26Sorry, that thing came out of nowhere
01:06:45I thought it was Chucky
01:06:46How dare you?
01:06:51Hey, ow
01:06:52God, Jesus
01:06:53Stop it
01:06:54I said I'm sorry
01:06:55Murder
01:06:59My poor petty
01:07:06You named that thing?
01:07:09You'd fucking break
01:07:10Out!
01:07:12Yeah, don't worry
01:07:13I'm leaving
01:07:13All this Paris toxicity levels are driving me crazy
01:07:16I can't even breathe
01:07:17Sorry for your loss
01:07:19I'm sorry
01:07:37I'll clean this all up, all right?
01:07:45God
01:07:46Jesus
01:07:47Don't freak out
01:07:58Don't freak out
01:07:58Do not freak out
01:08:00I'll pay for all of this, all right?
01:08:01I'll pay for all of this, all right?
01:08:05Dad!
01:08:06Hey, hey
01:08:07This is not over!
01:08:21Okay, it's okay
01:08:24Oh, boy
01:08:26It's okay
01:08:31It's okay, baby
01:08:33She's kind of cute
01:08:43I'm so sorry
01:08:50Until next time
01:08:52Oh, come on
01:08:56Come on
01:08:58Come on
01:08:58Hey, bitch
01:09:10Who the hell are you?
01:09:19Wait, no
01:09:23You fucking bitch
01:09:24You ruined my wedding
01:09:26Lisa left me
01:09:27Because of you
01:09:28You cheated
01:09:28You deserve this, bastard
01:09:30Get away from me
01:09:31I'm calling the cops
01:09:32Stop pretending
01:09:33To be some saint
01:09:34Um
01:09:38Yeah, I'll just do two strawberries, please
01:09:41You're just a gig worker
01:09:43You'll do anything for money
01:09:45So drop the act, huh?
01:09:46Hey, tell you what
01:09:47How much for a night with me, huh?
01:09:49In your dreams, asshole
01:09:51You know, I've always wondered
01:09:54What color are your nipples, huh?
01:09:58Let go of me!
01:10:00Let go!
01:10:01Don't touch me!
01:10:02My husband's Benjamin Sparrow
01:10:04And if you hurt me, he will end you!
01:10:07Benjamin Sparrow, the football star?
01:10:09Please, why would he ever marry you?
01:10:13Right
01:10:14I've posted so much crap about him
01:10:17And I still think he'll come save me
01:10:19Thank you
01:10:20Let go of me, bastard!
01:10:25Not here
01:10:25Stop!
01:10:29No!
01:10:33What?
01:10:36Who the fuck?
01:10:37Who the fuck do you think you are?
01:10:39He is actually coming
01:10:46He is actually coming
01:10:46He is actually coming
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