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00:00:00I
00:00:30I believe in you.
00:00:46I know you can do this.
00:00:49Can you do that?
00:00:50Let's do this.
00:00:52Show them how tight and fresh you are.
00:00:56Let's do it, Poochie.
00:00:58Pagina.
00:00:58Pag ready po kayo, pwede po tayo mag-take?
00:01:04Yes! I'm ready!
00:01:23Hi, madam!
00:01:24Ako po si Melan Bagan, yung assistant.
00:01:27Ready na daw po ba kayo?
00:01:28Hi, Mel.
00:01:30Yeah, you can tell them I'm ready.
00:01:31Okay, mama.
00:01:32Ako na.
00:01:32Ay, hindi ako na.
00:01:33Marami kang nandalaya nalang.
00:01:35Kayang-kaya ko na to.
00:01:37Hi.
00:01:38Grabe, ang ingat na talaga ng panahon ngayon.
00:01:41Yes, madam.
00:01:42Global warming.
00:01:44Bukang matatagal lang pa daw po bagong umula.
00:01:46Parang impierna na talaga tong Pilipinas.
00:01:48Agree, madam.
00:01:49Shout your womanhood.
00:01:52Shout, shout, shout.
00:01:56Sanitary napkins.
00:01:57God, wala na hula lagi tanggang ng purfakina.
00:02:01Thank you, Direk.
00:02:02Direk, I ordered food for you guys, ma.
00:02:03Thank you, thank you, Ina.
00:02:04Can make a lunch break?
00:02:05Madam, naroon po tayong photoshoot this Friday.
00:02:08Ay.
00:02:09Ano mo, Mel?
00:02:10You're so efficient.
00:02:11I like you.
00:02:12Direk, can I keep Mel for good?
00:02:14He's so quick.
00:02:15Sure, of course.
00:02:16Madam, si po ako.
00:02:17Ah, si ka rin?
00:02:21So, akala ko ba Mel?
00:02:23Parang Sheila, ganon?
00:02:25Mel din po, madam.
00:02:26Pero si po ako, madam.
00:02:27Ah, si, Mel.
00:02:30Si.
00:02:31Anyway, I'll see you next week, okay?
00:02:33Okay, madam.
00:02:34Pwede din pong day din, madam.
00:02:36Madam, si ako.
00:02:38Madam?
00:02:42Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:43Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:44Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:44Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:45Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:45Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:46Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02:55So, do you like it?
00:03:01Well, I feel like...
00:03:04Bucci isn't as tight as before.
00:03:08Maybe because of stress.
00:03:10Hindi ko alam.
00:03:10Don't listen to him, Pucci.
00:03:28You're tight.
00:03:29You're fresh.
00:03:31You are enough.
00:03:32Tight.
00:03:33Tite?
00:03:33Masikip ka na, di ba?
00:03:44Doc.
00:03:46I wanted more tighter.
00:03:48Pasikipin mo pa.
00:03:50Ah, okay.
00:03:52Ah, pero you need to relax, Iha.
00:03:55Kasi hindi ko may papasok tong tool.
00:03:57Tense ka pa rin, eh.
00:03:58Okay.
00:04:02Eto na.
00:04:13Ina, tense ka pa rin.
00:04:15I need you to open up.
00:04:17Okay, fine.
00:04:19Doc, my boyfriend said that I'm not that tight anymore.
00:04:22And I'm afraid na baka maghanap siya ng iba.
00:04:26Someone younger, fresher, tighter.
00:04:29And maybe I do have abandonment issues because hindi mo na ko na tatay ko nung bata pa ako, pero...
00:04:35I mean, open up.
00:04:37You're so tight.
00:04:38I cannot insert the device here.
00:04:40Open up.
00:04:43Okay, I'm sorry.
00:04:44Okay, I got it.
00:04:51You want me to relax you?
00:04:54Um.
00:04:57Um.
00:05:00Oh, okay.
00:05:02Okay.
00:05:05May tatlong bibe akong nakita.
00:05:10Mataba, mapay at mga bibe.
00:05:14Ngunit ang may pakpak sa likod ay iisa.
00:05:18Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.
00:05:26Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.
00:05:33Siya ang leader na nagsabi ng kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.
00:05:40Bakit mo kasi ang layo-layo nitong gender reveal party na to eh?
00:05:50Nags ka lang, baby.
00:05:51An?
00:05:58I'm tighter, ma.
00:06:00Talaga?
00:06:02Sige nga.
00:06:02I'll feel you, baby, ah.
00:06:05Of course.
00:06:06Like this.
00:06:08Like what?
00:06:09Baby, baby, ah.
00:06:13Wow.
00:06:15Baby, Poochie is tighter na nga, ah.
00:06:16See?
00:06:17May isisikip pa si Poochie.
00:06:19I promise you, Poochie will only get tighter and tighter.
00:06:24Sundali, baby.
00:06:25Wait, i-pression up ko muna si Poochie.
00:06:27Oh, sige, baby.
00:06:28Pag-ass na lang din muna ako.
00:06:34Suya, puntak.
00:06:42I can't.
00:06:44Hi.
00:06:45Hi.
00:06:46Um.
00:06:47Sorry.
00:06:48Diba pang-babae to?
00:06:50Oo, pang-babae.
00:06:51So, bakit nandito ka?
00:06:56Dahil may make-up ako, dahil may pupuntahan akong costume party.
00:06:59Pero pang-babae to, diba?
00:07:00Oo, pang-babae.
00:07:01So, bakit ka nandito?
00:07:02Dahil may pupuntahan nga akong costume party.
00:07:05Eh, bakit?
00:07:07Alam mo, paulit-ulit na lang tayo.
00:07:09Eh, kasi paulit-ulit din yung tanong mo.
00:07:12Eh, kasi hindi ka naman babae.
00:07:14What?
00:07:15Excuse me.
00:07:16I'm sorry, pero hindi ka babae.
00:07:22I'm sorry din, te.
00:07:25Babae ako.
00:07:26Hindi lang ako babae.
00:07:27Jossa pa.
00:07:28Well, I'm not comfortable na nandito ka.
00:07:31And, ihing-ihina ako.
00:07:33May cubicle dun, no?
00:07:35Uupo ka lang,
00:07:36tapos iihi ka.
00:07:39Eh, hindi nga ako comfortable na umihi na merong lalaki.
00:07:43Lalaki?
00:07:48Sino yung lalaki?
00:07:49Ikaw nga!
00:07:51You're a man!
00:07:54What if you want to rape me?
00:07:55Really?
00:07:57Look at me.
00:07:58Look at me.
00:08:00Hindi magkaka-interes
00:08:02ang papako
00:08:04sa perspekt mo.
00:08:10Fine.
00:08:11I'll just wait for you to finish then.
00:08:14Ay, sige, matagal pa to.
00:08:16Baka pumutok yung pantog mo.
00:08:17Matagal pa ba yan?
00:08:24Matagal pa.
00:08:25Umiihi ka na dun.
00:08:26You know, you're violating me?
00:08:36Violating?
00:08:37Te, nagmi-makeup nga lang ako.
00:08:39Eh, hindi nga ako makaihip!
00:08:41See?
00:08:56See?
00:08:57Kita mo na,
00:08:58nakatulong pa ako.
00:08:59First time ko lang ng CR na may lalaki.
00:09:14Hindi nga ako lalaki.
00:09:16You are a man!
00:09:17Guard!
00:09:18Wait, teka, teka, eto na.
00:09:19Eto na, aalis na.
00:09:21Aalis na, aalis na.
00:09:25Pero eto
00:09:26ang pakakatandaan.
00:09:27Salanan
00:09:43ng sansawak na
00:09:46at sa lahat
00:09:48ng babahing
00:09:50My love is inusumpa kita!
00:09:55Is inusumpa kita!
00:10:02What?
00:10:03What?
00:10:04Chip! Chip!
00:10:05There's a woman who's in the room, right?
00:10:07This restroom is for women.
00:10:09Madam, as you can see, this woman is not a man.
00:10:14She may not be a biological woman,
00:10:17but she identifies herself as a woman.
00:10:21Here at Gasoline Station,
00:10:22we're educated in SOGI.
00:10:24Sexual orientation,
00:10:26gender identification,
00:10:28and expression.
00:10:29What you mean,
00:10:31I know the cheese.
00:10:32Okay, po.
00:10:34Thank you, po.
00:10:40Who's inusumpa kita?
00:10:43Ah!
00:10:45Susumpa kita!
00:10:47Ah!
00:10:48Mawawalan ka na!
00:10:50Ah!
00:10:59Oh, baby.
00:11:00Tagal mo naman.
00:11:01May pila sa CR?
00:11:02Ako, baby.
00:11:03Meron kasing...
00:11:04You know what?
00:11:06Never mind.
00:11:08Let's just go.
00:11:09Let's just go.
00:11:11Welcome sa party to end all gender reveal party!
00:11:14A gender reveal party ni boy at that girl.
00:11:16Ako, guys!
00:11:17Is it a boy?
00:11:18Or is it a girl?
00:11:20Ay!
00:11:25Baby.
00:11:26Bakit red?
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Hindi tayo susuko.
00:11:30Isa pa!
00:11:31Isa pa!
00:11:32Oh, anaga pa!
00:11:34Kasi lang sa piniglo!
00:11:35No, boy!
00:11:36Paying pa!
00:11:37Baby.
00:11:38It's your life, ha?
00:11:39Sino ba nag-organize nito?
00:11:41Three, two, one, and go!
00:11:43Baby!
00:11:44You're rich!
00:11:46We're gone!
00:11:48Oh, parang ayaw talaga ng palipin ng baby!
00:11:51Huwag daw kayong palalesin, di ba?
00:11:53Ah!
00:11:54Hindi talaga na.
00:11:55Ina ba ng generation?
00:11:56Oh, hindi tayo susuko.
00:11:57Isa pa!
00:11:58Isa pa!
00:11:59Three, two, one, and...
00:12:00Wow!
00:12:02Okay, congratulations, kids!
00:12:04Ah!
00:12:07Oh, bay!
00:12:08Anytime and I am verses huge through it to me...
00:12:17Baby!
00:12:20Every day!
00:12:21Hi, Becky!
00:12:22I'm gayin!
00:12:24Yциang!
00:12:25Is it a quarterassed vacation ianirah?
00:12:28Good morning!
00:12:29Good morning!
00:12:30Good morning!
00:12:31Good morning!
00:12:32Good morning!
00:12:34You're a kid, it's a baby.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:38Oh my god.
00:12:39I'm a baby, it's a baby.
00:12:40Ah, my god.
00:12:41I'm a nine.
00:12:42Don't you think I'm a baby?
00:12:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:45You're a baby.
00:12:46It's a baby.
00:12:47It's a baby.
00:12:49Oh my god.
00:12:55I hate you.
00:13:05Hey, baby.
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Baby, what happened?
00:13:12Baby, what's it missing?
00:13:15What? What's it missing?
00:13:18Your bocce is missing!
00:13:19What?
00:13:26Oh my God.
00:13:27What?
00:13:33Don't panic.
00:13:34Andito na ang yung pet bag.
00:13:36Pero Doc, ano po bang nangyari?
00:13:39It's called labial fusion.
00:13:41It's a medical condition
00:13:43na kung saan ang small inner lip
00:13:46around the entrance of your vagina
00:13:49are joined together.
00:13:51Doc, bakit ito nagsasara?
00:13:53Infections, stress, trauma,
00:13:56not those thoughts.
00:13:57At saka kasi masyado kang tense.
00:13:59Tsaka baka na rin siguro sa weather.
00:14:01Dos ko yung init ngayon,
00:14:02nakakasunod ng katawal.
00:14:03Doc, what treatments can we do?
00:14:06You need to become, yeah.
00:14:14Sit-sirit-sit, alibang-bang
00:14:17Salaginto, salaginto, salagubang
00:14:20Sit-sirit-sit, alibang-bang
00:14:24Salaginto, salagubang
00:14:27Ang babae sa lansangan
00:14:30Kung humibig parang tanda
00:14:34You see? It's opening!
00:14:35Good job! Good job!
00:14:36It's opening! Come on! Come on!
00:14:37lyon-nong-sitta
00:14:38Bukuo-nang papaya
00:14:41Daladala'y puslo
00:14:43Sisig-a-hang-bunga
00:14:44Paggating sa dulo
00:14:45Napalian-sanga
00:14:49Tapos kapalaran
00:14:51The other one can't wait.
00:14:53He came.
00:14:55A big star.
00:14:57The other side.
00:14:59You're listening to me.
00:15:01You're listening to me.
00:15:03I'm just listening to you.
00:15:05You're listening to me.
00:15:07I don't care about you.
00:15:09I'm listening to you.
00:15:11You're listening to me.
00:15:13Good on you.
00:15:15Let's see ya, baby.
00:15:17Say it again.
00:15:19I'm going to go again.
00:15:22Robert.
00:15:23Ma'am, let's go.
00:15:24I'm going to come back to New Jersey Times!
00:15:37Shout your womanhood!
00:15:38Cut!
00:15:39Ina, conviction naman please, oh.
00:15:41Take 12.
00:15:43End!
00:15:44Action!
00:15:46Shout your womanhood!
00:15:47Cut!
00:15:48Direct.
00:15:49Shout your womanhood!
00:15:51Ayusin mo naman!
00:15:52Ang pangit ang delivery mo!
00:15:53Ulitin mo!
00:15:54Shout your womanhood!
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:57Naulitin mo!
00:15:58Shout your...
00:15:59Cut!
00:16:00Hindi pa ako nagro-rolling, wala ba nga action, oh.
00:16:01Girol mo yan!
00:16:02End!
00:16:03Action!
00:16:04Shout your...
00:16:06Womanhood!
00:16:08Womanhood!
00:16:09Ang magsashout, hindi ako!
00:16:10Ha?
00:16:11Shout!
00:16:12Shout!
00:16:13Shout!
00:16:14Womanhood!
00:16:15Womanhood sabi!
00:16:16Pukinangina!
00:16:17Womanhood!
00:16:18Sorry!
00:16:19Shout!
00:16:20Shout!
00:16:21Madam!
00:16:22Okay ka lang po ba?
00:16:23How will I shout my womanhood if I don't even feel it, Mel?
00:16:27Madam, hindi mo naman kailangan i-sigaw.
00:16:29Pwede mo naman i-whesper.
00:16:31Thank you so much.
00:16:34I can사람!
00:16:35Thank you too.
00:16:36Whoever can
00:16:38Thank you kids.
00:16:39She is in a nostril.
00:16:41That may, so Lamb have, you have an advisory award.
00:16:42Thank you too!
00:16:44What is thatmen?
00:16:45You know what to say?
00:16:46King...
00:16:47Shout your womanhood.
00:16:49Power on herself.
00:16:52Shout.
00:16:54Sir?
00:16:55Your womanhood.
00:16:56Correct! Yes!
00:16:58Wait, wait! Why are you here, Baez? Isn't this a ladies' room?
00:17:01Madam, that's this sex.
00:17:03Shout your...
00:17:05Can you just tell Direct that I'm ready?
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Direct!
00:17:15Shout...
00:17:16Your womanhood.
00:17:25Babe.
00:17:30Poochie's back.
00:17:38You're gonna be so scared.
00:17:40You're gonna be so scared.
00:17:42I'm gonna be so scared.
00:17:43I'm gonna be so scared.
00:17:45I'm gonna be so scared.
00:17:47Oh!
00:17:48What's the fuck?
00:17:50I'm gonna be so scared.
00:17:51This is the end of the school year.
00:17:52It's like the old days of school shit.
00:17:54Yeah, yeah, baby.
00:17:56It's alright.
00:17:57I'm gonna say Brenda.
00:17:58Oh, sh...
00:17:59What?
00:18:00Ah, it's Brenda.
00:18:02Ah, I mean, Brenda.
00:18:04I mean, Ina.
00:18:05Ina.
00:18:06Shh.
00:18:07Fuck.
00:18:09Baby, I'm gonna die.
00:18:11Ah, wait.
00:18:12Tell me first about who's Brenda.
00:18:14Baby, I have my own needs, okay?
00:18:20Baby, I'm gonna die.
00:18:21I'm gonna die.
00:18:22Hey, Ina.
00:18:23I'm gonna die.
00:18:24How dare you?
00:18:26But it's okay.
00:18:27It's fine.
00:18:28I can forgive you.
00:18:30It's just a one-time thing, right?
00:18:31Right?
00:18:32Two nights.
00:18:37Okay lang.
00:18:38I'm still forgiven.
00:18:40Three times?
00:18:44Okay lang.
00:18:45It's okay.
00:18:46It's okay.
00:18:47Okay, fine.
00:18:48Four, five, six, I can't remember.
00:18:49I'm so sorry, Ina.
00:18:50Ina.
00:18:51Ina.
00:18:52Ina.
00:18:53Still forgiven.
00:18:54It's okay.
00:18:55Okay lang.
00:18:56Ina.
00:18:57No, no, no.
00:18:58The problem is...
00:18:59I think I'm in love with her.
00:19:02What?
00:19:03Okay lang.
00:19:04Okay lang.
00:19:05Still forgiven.
00:19:06It's okay.
00:19:07Still forgiven.
00:19:08It's okay.
00:19:09But I'm not asking for forgiveness.
00:19:10I'm asking you to...
00:19:12How?
00:19:13To let me go.
00:19:14It's okay.
00:19:15It's okay.
00:19:16But I'm not asking for forgiveness.
00:19:18I'm asking you to...
00:19:20How?
00:19:21To let me go.
00:19:22Ina.
00:19:23Ina.
00:19:24Ina.
00:19:25Ina.
00:19:26Ina.
00:19:27Please, you can love me again.
00:19:28No, no, no.
00:19:29Please, I promise.
00:19:30Ina.
00:19:31Ina.
00:19:32How can I love a woman?
00:19:33Ina.
00:19:34Ina.
00:19:35Please, just...
00:19:36Just let me go.
00:19:37Ina.
00:19:38Ina.
00:19:39Ina.
00:19:40Ina.
00:19:41Ina.
00:19:42Ina.
00:19:43Ina.
00:19:44Ina.
00:19:45Ina.
00:19:46Ina.
00:19:47Ina.
00:19:48Ina.
00:19:49Ina.
00:19:50Ina.
00:19:51Ina.
00:19:52Ina.
00:19:53Ina.
00:19:54Ina.
00:19:55Ina.
00:19:56Ina.
00:19:57Oh my God, we're stuck!
00:19:58Ina.
00:19:59Ina.
00:20:00Ina.
00:20:01Madam?
00:20:02Shooting na daw po.
00:20:04Madam?
00:20:05Mel?
00:20:06We need help.
00:20:10Stop, Momin.
00:20:11Ina.
00:20:12Ina.
00:20:13Ina.
00:20:14Please, get help.
00:20:20Mamina, I need you to relax, okay?
00:20:22Para you will loosen up.
00:20:23Baka kailangan buhusan ng tubig na may asin.
00:20:25Aray, aray.
00:20:26Ina.
00:20:27Ina.
00:20:28Ina.
00:20:29Ina.
00:20:30Ina.
00:20:31Ina.
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00:21:07Ina.
00:21:08Ina.
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00:21:12Ina.
00:21:13Ina.
00:21:14Ina.
00:21:15Ina.
00:21:16Ina.
00:21:17Guys, it's working!
00:21:19It's working out!
00:21:21No! Hey! No! Stop!
00:21:23If you're happy,
00:21:25you'll be happy!
00:21:27If you're happy,
00:21:29you'll be happy!
00:21:31If you're happy,
00:21:33your life will be a success!
00:21:35If you're happy,
00:21:37you'll be happy!
00:21:39Oh my God!
00:21:41Oh my God!
00:21:43Oh my God!
00:21:45Oh my God!
00:21:47Hi!
00:21:49Sir! Sir! Sir!
00:21:51Sir! Sir! Okay!
00:21:53Ah! Excuse me!
00:21:59Ma'am!
00:22:01Ma'am!
00:22:03Ma'am!
00:22:05Ma'am!
00:22:07Ma'am!
00:22:09Ma'am!
00:22:11Tapakab na daw po yung shoot!
00:22:13Sasabihan na lang daw po ulit tayo pag meron next!
00:22:19Wala na ka sa akin si Robert!
00:22:21Now I might lose my job too
00:22:23just because po she keeps on disappearing!
00:22:27Ma'am!
00:22:29Ah!
00:22:31Ma'am!
00:22:33Ma'am!
00:22:35Ma'am!
00:22:38Oh my God!
00:22:39Ma'am!
00:22:41Ma'am!
00:22:43Ma'am!
00:22:44What happened?
00:22:45I don't know!
00:22:48Ma'am!
00:22:50Ma'am!
00:22:53Oh, hello, hello. It's you.
00:23:05Dangin na naman tong inaw na to, sir.
00:23:07Sanda-J, ano ba? Kasi sino ba mo ba ako?
00:23:11Mangkukulam ka ba?
00:23:13Excuse me?
00:23:19Ako? Mangkukulam?
00:23:21Mangkukulam ka ba?
00:23:25I'm fairy!
00:23:28Please naman. Sige na. Ibalik mo na yung puchi ko, please.
00:23:32Puchi?
00:23:34Ano ako magnanakaw ng aso?
00:23:35Ay, ako napagbintangam pa ako magnanakaw.
00:23:38I'm late for the party.
00:23:40Bye.
00:23:42Wait na.
00:23:43Bye, Puchi.
00:23:44Hi, Chi!
00:23:45Bye-bye.
00:23:46Bye, Puchi.
00:23:49Okay ka lang?
00:23:51Do I look okay to you?
00:23:56I'm not okay.
00:23:58I don't think I'll ever be okay.
00:24:01I lost my boyfriend.
00:24:03I lost my job.
00:24:06I lost my dignity.
00:24:08Puchi!
00:24:09I lost my...
00:24:10Puchi!
00:24:16Bakit mo?
00:24:17Ako si Nova.
00:24:18Nova Gina.
00:24:19Ako may pakana ng pagkawala ng Puchi mo.
00:24:27Wait.
00:24:28Nova Gina?
00:24:30What?
00:24:31What?
00:24:32Do you want to get your Puchi back?
00:24:33Yes.
00:24:34Yes.
00:24:35Ito ang flower.
00:24:36Ito ang flower.
00:24:37Kailangan makahanap ka ng someone na magmamahal sa'yo kahit na wala ka ng Puchi.
00:24:38Bago man.
00:24:39Panhana.
00:24:40Ed on.
00:24:41Ito ang Skyeng flash days.
00:24:43wha wala ng Puchi mo.
00:24:44Hwala ng Puchi mo.
00:24:45No Vagina.
00:24:46What?
00:24:47What?
00:24:48Yes.
00:24:56Ito ang flower.
00:24:59Kailangan makahanap ka ng someone na magmamahal sa iyo kahit na wala ka ng puchi bago malanta ang lahat ng petals nito.
00:25:11Otherwise, you will never get your puchi back.
00:25:19Only true love will get your puchi back.
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:28Love forgets.
00:25:36Baba!
00:25:41I don't know, well, maybe imagination ko lang lahat ng to. I don't know anymore.
00:26:02Kung totoo mo wala kang kipa eh, saan ka umiihi?
00:26:06Hindi ko alam. Hindi na nga ako naiihi eh.
00:26:10What about menstruation?
00:26:11I don't know, hindi na rin ako.
00:26:15Oh my God!
00:26:17Mother of God!
00:26:18What?
00:26:19Alam mo na nangyayari?
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:22Oh my God, madam, your nose is bleeding.
00:26:24Oh my God!
00:26:25Katingin ako ma.
00:26:26Ayan.
00:26:27Ayan, parang wala na.
00:26:28Ayan ni so much, please.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31Please.
00:26:32Please.
00:26:33Good man.
00:26:47Oh my God, Mel. Mel, I really need to find my true love.
00:27:11La vie est une fleur dont l'amour est le miel.
00:27:15I don't even said we're in noon.
00:27:16Victor Hugo, French Poet.
00:27:21Life is a flower in which love is the honey.
00:27:26Don't worry madam, I got you.
00:27:28Swipe, let it ride.
00:27:30Hi Greg, from Tinder?
00:27:34Yes.
00:27:36Um, paprankahin na kita Greg ah.
00:27:39Ayoko kasi sana ng small to.
00:27:41Actually, I love deep talks.
00:27:43Um, Greg, how fast can you love me kaya?
00:27:45Can you love me in a week?
00:27:47Five days? Three days? Two days?
00:27:50Um, how about today?
00:27:52Can you love me now?
00:27:53Isha?
00:27:58Wag mo kasi tanungin kung mahal ka na niya agad.
00:28:00Nauubos na yung petals.
00:28:02I don't want to waste my time kung hindi naman pala ko seseryosohin.
00:28:06Badami pa naman petals oh.
00:28:08Also, love takes time.
00:28:12So, uh, Ina, what's your favorite color?
00:28:17Uh, ako Hector.
00:28:19Sorry, uh, I'm not into small talk kasi I actually want to get to know you on a deeper level.
00:28:25Okay, uh, so my place or yours?
00:28:28Uh-huh.
00:28:46Huh?
00:28:48Uh-huh.
00:28:52I have to show you something, huh?
00:28:58But promise to me that you won't be afraid, okay?
00:29:02Of course.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:04Promise?
00:29:05Of course.
00:29:06Sure.
00:29:19Are you ready?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:24Uh, Hector.
00:29:26Um.
00:29:27Freak.
00:29:29But madam, you don't have to reveal naman na you don't have a, but John.
00:29:47Eventually naman men, manalaman din naman nila.
00:29:51And besides, you know what?
00:29:53Sa totoo lang, guys just want sex.
00:29:56How will they love me if I can't pleasure them?
00:29:59Well, you have other holes naman.
00:30:03Man, wala naman akong experience sa anal sex, no?
00:30:07Yung bibig kasi yung ibig kong sabihin.
00:30:13Ah.
00:30:14Ah.
00:30:15Ah.
00:30:16Ah.
00:30:17Ah.
00:30:18Ah.
00:30:19Ah.
00:30:20Ah.
00:30:21Ah.
00:30:22Ah.
00:30:23Ah.
00:30:24Sorry, but off limits muna tayo.
00:30:25Blow job muna.
00:30:26Ah.
00:30:27Eh, pangatlong beses muna ako binublaw job ah.
00:30:29Let me see your vagina.
00:30:30Ah.
00:30:31Ah.
00:30:32Sorry, off limits talaga eh.
00:30:34Enjoy na lang.
00:30:35Ah.
00:30:36Ow!
00:30:39Bakla ka, no?
00:30:40Excuse me, baka ba akong bakla?
00:30:42We'll remove your panty and let me see it.
00:30:49What the fuck?
00:30:51Putang ina!
00:30:52Wait!
00:30:53Wait!
00:31:12Puta!
00:31:13No!
00:31:16Wait!
00:31:17Wait!
00:31:18Wait!
00:31:19Wait!
00:31:20Wait!
00:31:21Wait!
00:31:22Wait!
00:31:23Wait!
00:31:24Wait!
00:31:25Wait!
00:31:26Wait!
00:31:27Wait!
00:31:28Wait!
00:31:29Wait!
00:31:30Wait!
00:31:31Wait!
00:31:32Wait!
00:31:33Wait!
00:31:34Wait!
00:31:35Wait!
00:31:36Wait!
00:31:37Wait!
00:31:45Wait!
00:31:46Wait!
00:31:47Wait!
00:31:48Wait!
00:31:49Wait!
00:31:50Hi, I'm here! Come in!
00:32:15Choose a comfortable seat for yourself.
00:32:18Ayan, may mga chairs pa dito, guys. If you wanna sit down.
00:32:21Maganda ko pala sa personal.
00:32:23Thank you, ah!
00:32:24Madam, parang ang dami nito.
00:32:27Soon I pride ko na lahat, Mel. Para sabay-sabay na.
00:32:31May sexual calm.
00:32:32No? I'm just desperate.
00:32:35Hello, everyone! I'm Ina. Welcome to my humble abode.
00:32:40I hope you don't mind. Pinagsabay-sabay ko na kayong lahat para isahan na, di ba?
00:32:44Para mas personal.
00:32:46So, nakita nyo naman siguro how I look online sa mga photos ko.
00:32:50So, if you're not liking what you're seeing right now, then you may go.
00:32:55Masayang lang ka oras ko dito ah.
00:32:57Ano?
00:32:58Ano?
00:32:59Siyan na rin na ako dito.
00:33:00Woah!
00:33:02Siyan na pa talaga yung choosy.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:05Um, I'm just a woman standing in front of all of you looking for someone to love me unconditionally.
00:33:12Too dramatic.
00:33:14I'm out.
00:33:16Um, I'm 27 years old?
00:33:18Seven years old?
00:33:19Oops.
00:33:21Ako, Miss Ina. I'm sorry.
00:33:23Pero 25 lang ako pa ko pa.
00:33:25Wow.
00:33:26Leonardo DiCaprio pala.
00:33:29Okay. I'm also a Pisces.
00:33:32Aris ako. Hindi tayo compatible.
00:33:38Ano pa ba? I don't like kids.
00:33:41Eh, paano yan? Gusto ko na maraming anak.
00:33:44Mahilig din akong mag-dine out
00:33:46kasi hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:33:50Pero magaling ako mga blowjob.
00:33:55Hindi rin ako masyadong magaling sa mga household chores.
00:33:59Gusto ko, magaling na housewife.
00:34:01And most of all,
00:34:04I want to tell you guys that...
00:34:08Guys, I don't have a vagina.
00:34:18Pag-a-dine.
00:34:19Pag-a-dine.
00:34:20Pag-a-dine.
00:34:22Haha.
00:34:23Kasi naman bakit tayo pa?
00:34:25Ako dito?
00:34:26Dito.
00:34:27I-dito?
00:34:28Ako?
00:34:29Ako?
00:34:30Ako?
00:34:31Sorry.
00:34:33Well, at least we saved time.
00:34:39Madam, there's a lot of different things.
00:34:41There's a lot of different things.
00:34:43There's a lot of different things.
00:34:45I'm telling you,
00:34:47there's a lot of love for you.
00:34:50No, I forgot my phone.
00:34:52That's important.
00:34:56Okay.
00:34:57Weird.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:01It's too late, Mel.
00:35:03Maybe you should take a rest first, Madam.
00:35:05I don't know that it's hard to find love
00:35:08if you don't have a vagina.
00:35:10What does that mean?
00:35:13All of those who loved me
00:35:16just loved me because of Pucci?
00:35:18But I have so much to offer, Mel.
00:35:21I'm beautiful. I'm smart. I'm funny.
00:35:24I'll take the TV first, Madam.
00:35:26I wanna piece them instead of commercial model.
00:35:30Be a confident woman.
00:35:34Shack, shack, shack your womanhood.
00:35:56So I need more.
00:35:58I want to ask her to help you.
00:35:59It's not your fault.
00:36:00It's not that you do it.
00:36:02You're not my fault.
00:36:04You're a good friend.
00:36:07You are my fault.
00:36:09So, instead of a home-fiving,
00:36:11I need more to help you.
00:36:13The
00:36:14And you're not my fault.
00:36:17You're my fault.
00:36:18The
00:36:19You're a good friend.
00:36:20You're a good friend.
00:36:21You're a good friend.
00:36:23I'm happy to do it.
00:36:24I don't know the number I can do.
00:36:28I'm not going to go to any other.
00:36:29I'm not going to go to any other side.
00:36:31I'm not going to go to any other side.
00:36:33I just think I don't have a freaking vagina.
00:36:37No one's gonna love me.
00:36:39I'm not going to go to any other side.
00:36:41But I'm happy.
00:36:44Why am I a boyfriend?
00:36:47No.
00:36:49See?
00:36:52You will never understand.
00:36:54Dahil bakla ka lang, hindi ka babae.
00:36:58Babae po ako, madam.
00:37:00I'm a trans woman.
00:37:02Trans woman or woman, madam.
00:37:04Hindi kayo pwedeng maging babae
00:37:06dahil wala kayong vagina.
00:37:12Pero wala kang vagina.
00:37:14So, hindi ka rin babae.
00:37:22Bakit ba galit na galit ka sa aming mga trans woman?
00:37:26Ano bang ginawa namin sa'yo?
00:37:28Have you experienced the pain
00:37:30and the struggles of being a woman?
00:37:32Hindi. Dahil pinanganak kang lalaki.
00:37:36And you can't just wake up one day
00:37:38at magde-decide ka na gusto mo maging babae
00:37:40at aagawin niyo yung pagkababae namin.
00:37:42Wala naman nang nangagaw, madam.
00:37:44Womanhood is for everyone.
00:37:48We're all in this together.
00:37:50Hindi ako, hindi kami ang kalaban.
00:37:54Walang iwanan.
00:37:56On that note, madam,
00:37:58alas na muna ako.
00:38:00May lakad pa kasi ako. Importante yun.
00:38:03Ano ba?
00:38:17Hi. Is Ina here?
00:38:19I saw the door open kaya pumasok na ako.
00:38:23I'm Dick, from Tinder.
00:38:25May naiiwan ka?
00:38:27Huh?
00:38:28Cell phone, tuse,
00:38:30hanapin mo na lang dyan.
00:38:34Actually, I just got here.
00:38:36Sorry, nalate ako.
00:38:38Tek.
00:38:39Honestly.
00:38:40Pagod na ako.
00:38:41And you won't love me anyway.
00:38:42I'm not what you need.
00:38:43Try me.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:45I don't want kids.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:47Okay.
00:38:48I don't want kids.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:50Ayoko rin ang anak.
00:38:51Hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:38:52You can just order food.
00:38:53I'm a Pisces.
00:38:54Hmm.
00:38:55Then I'm a Tori.
00:38:56A match.
00:38:57And I'm a Taurus.
00:38:58A match.
00:38:59I'm a match.
00:39:00Dick, I don't have kids.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:02I don't want kids.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:04I don't want kids.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:06Ayoko rin ang anak.
00:39:07Hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:39:08You can just order food.
00:39:09I'm a Pisces.
00:39:10Hmm.
00:39:11Then I'm a Taurus.
00:39:12A match.
00:39:13Dick, I don't have kids.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15I don't want kids.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:17I don't want kids.
00:39:18Okay.
00:39:19Ayoko rin ang anak.
00:39:20Hindi ako marunong magluto.
00:39:21I'm a Pisces.
00:39:22Hmm.
00:39:23And I'm a Taurus.
00:39:24A match.
00:39:29Dick, I don't have a...
00:39:30Dinner?
00:39:31Tomorrow night?
00:39:51This is for you.
00:39:52Wow.
00:39:53Thanks.
00:39:54You're welcome.
00:39:55Take a seat.
00:39:56Looks stunning.
00:39:58Dick?
00:39:59Can I be frank with you?
00:40:02Cause I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:40:05I don't want to date around tapos bigぎak highly from you.
00:40:06Biggyak very often.
00:40:07Why are we leaving a house?
00:40:08Do you think men always do?
00:40:09Yeah.
00:40:10Men like you.
00:40:11When they find out it's a big deal.
00:40:12Look stunning.
00:40:14Diyak.
00:40:15Can I be frank with you?
00:40:16I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:40:19I don't want to date around tapos...
00:40:20Bigla ka rin namang aalis.
00:40:21I'm not looking for anything casual eh.
00:40:22I don't want to date around tapos bigla ka rin namang aalis.
00:40:25Bakit naman ako aalis.
00:40:26Because men always do?
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29Men like you.
00:40:30do? Yeah, men like you. When they find out that there's something missing, they walk out on me.
00:40:41We can find everything. And it's for us to find that someone who will complete that missing piece.
00:40:47That someone who will fill that hole of emptiness. But I don't have a hole
00:40:51to fill. We're not perfect. We all have cracks. It's where the light enters.
00:41:00What if I don't have a crack? Where will the light enter?
00:41:05Then I'll help you find your crack.
00:41:10I don't think I'll ever find Poochie again.
00:41:13Have you tried checking in City Pond?
00:41:17Will you give a reward to earn?
00:41:20I wish it was that simple.
00:41:23Maybe just buy another cat?
00:41:26Poochie was different.
00:41:29She's...irreplaceable.
00:41:34Do you have a picture of Poochie? Can I see her?
00:41:37There is, but I'm not really sure I'm ready to show you.
00:41:41What kind of dick? Do you have a child?
00:41:45No.
00:41:47No.
00:41:48No.
00:41:49No.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No.
00:41:52No.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No.
00:41:55No.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57No.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59No.
00:42:00No.
00:42:02No.
00:42:05No.
00:42:06No.
00:42:07You don't know how much it's worth if you're here.
00:42:12Trust me, I've been there.
00:42:16I've lost something important too.
00:42:19So if you know how much it's worth,
00:42:23never let them go.
00:42:25Wait, wait.
00:42:46No, wait, wait, wait.
00:42:48It's wrong.
00:42:50Do you want me?
00:42:52No, no, it's not that.
00:42:55See?
00:42:59It wants you.
00:43:06This is more important.
00:43:09This isn't just about sex.
00:43:11And I think we're heading to something even more special.
00:43:21Oh, okay, careful.
00:43:23Oh, okay, I hope.
00:43:27I'm going to see you.
00:43:29I'm going to see you.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:33I'm going to see you here.
00:43:35It's so beautiful, but it's already lagging.
00:44:05It's kind of hot in the past.
00:44:10Vic?
00:44:12Yeah?
00:44:18When can I see your place, Kaya?
00:44:24It's okay, no pressure. I'm just curious.
00:44:27Never mind.
00:44:29No, one of these days, okay?
00:44:31Just promise me one thing.
00:44:33Pag may nakita ka na ayaw mo sa kondo ko, wag kang tatakboha.
00:44:38Hindi. Promise.
00:44:41Ako nga yung tinatakbohan eh. Let's eat.
00:44:44Let's eat.
00:44:49Don't expect so much, ha? Medyo makalat dito.
00:44:53Hindi naman makalat eh.
00:44:56Well, I did some cleaning kanina.
00:44:59Mmm.
00:45:03Dic, you know I'm starting to fall asleep.
00:45:05Hina.
00:45:06Wait.
00:45:07What?
00:45:08Fuck, I knew it.
00:45:09I know.
00:45:10You're not taking this seriously. I told you I don't want the fling. I don't want the hookup.
00:45:13Dic.
00:45:14Dic.
00:45:15Dic.
00:45:16Dic.
00:45:17Dic.
00:45:18Dic.
00:45:19Dic.
00:45:20Dic.
00:45:21Dic.
00:45:22Dic.
00:45:23Dic.
00:45:24Dic.
00:45:25Dic.
00:45:26Dic.
00:45:27Dic.
00:45:28Dic.
00:45:29Dic.
00:45:30Dic.
00:45:31Dic.
00:45:32Dic.
00:45:33Dic.
00:45:34Dic.
00:45:35Dic.
00:45:36Dic.
00:45:37Dic.
00:45:38Dic.
00:45:39Dic.
00:45:40Dic.
00:45:41Dic.
00:45:42This! I don't have a vagina, okay?
00:46:00Ina.
00:46:03I wanna show you something.
00:46:12I don't have a dick too.
00:46:38Ina? Wait!
00:46:43You know, I met a guy named Dick.
00:46:51And I think I love him.
00:46:56And I think he loves me too.
00:46:58Perfect, madam.
00:47:00Sa anong problema?
00:47:05Dick has no dick!
00:47:07As in, Mel, wala siyang titi!
00:47:10Anong klaseng lalaki yung walang are, di ba?
00:47:13A freak!
00:47:21Oh my God, Mel.
00:47:22I've become one of the guys that rejected me.
00:47:33I want to see my dick!
00:47:35Dick!
00:47:37I love my dick!
00:47:40I want dick!
00:47:42Dick!
00:47:44Dick!
00:47:46Dick!
00:47:48Dick!
00:47:50Dick, I need you!
00:47:52Dick, I'm sorry.
00:47:53Please.
00:47:55Dick, I need you.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:48:01I'm sorry.
00:48:02I'm sorry.
00:48:09You're not?
00:48:10Dick!
00:48:11Dick, I'm sorry.
00:48:12I'm sorry.
00:48:13I'm sorry.
00:48:14I need you to explain, alright?
00:48:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:34There's one more thing I want to show you.
00:48:44This is my friend.
00:48:45I'm sorry.
00:48:47Do you know anything?
00:48:49Shit!
00:48:51It's unfortunate.
00:48:54It's unfortunate.
00:48:56I've been trying out.
00:48:57It's unfortunate.
00:48:58It's unfortunate.
00:48:59It's unfortunate.
00:49:00It's unfortunate.
00:49:01Let's apologize.
00:49:02I gave this to me a fairy to a male CR, after being a trans man.
00:49:15So, what do we do? How do we break the spell?
00:49:21Through love.
00:49:24What? We don't have any...
00:49:27It's never been about the reproductive organs, Ina. It's not my dick or your vagina.
00:49:57You know, I never thought they'd find you, Dick.
00:50:06We were meant to meet each other, Ina.
00:50:12I love you.
00:50:14I love you, too.
00:50:16I love you, too.
00:50:18You know, I never thought they'd find you, Dick.
00:50:22We were meant to meet each other, Ina.
00:50:25I love you.
00:50:29I love you, too.
00:50:33I love you, too.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:49Hey, thanks, four.
00:50:52I've got enough talking to you.
00:50:56I love you.
00:50:58Welcome back!
00:51:02Ina! It's back!
00:51:07Oh my gosh! And it's...
00:51:11It's back!
00:51:12It's big!
00:51:26Just wait. Hang in there.
00:51:28Trust me.
00:51:30You'll see Pucci again.
00:51:32You'll see Pucci again.
00:51:36Well...
00:51:45I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
00:51:49I've already made this.
00:51:52I usually wear this when I feel insecure about my manhood.
00:51:57Does it make you feel like you can shout your manhood?
00:52:00I don't know.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:02I don't know.
00:52:03I don't know.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:06I don't know.
00:52:07I don't know.
00:52:08I don't know.
00:52:09I don't know.
00:52:10I don't know.
00:52:11I don't know.
00:52:12I don't know.
00:52:13I don't know.
00:52:14I don't know.
00:52:15I don't know.
00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:17I don't know.
00:52:18I don't know.
00:52:19I don't know.
00:52:20I don't know.
00:52:21I don't know.
00:52:22I don't know.
00:52:23I don't know.
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25I don't know.
00:52:26I don't know.
00:52:27I don't know.
00:52:28I don't know.
00:52:29I don't know.
00:52:30I don't know.
00:52:31I don't know.
00:52:32I don't know.
00:52:33I don't know.
00:52:34Thank you, Derek.
00:52:35Balak pa kanyo naman.
00:52:37Okay, guys.
00:52:38It's a wrap.
00:52:39It's a wrap.
00:52:40It's a wrap.
00:52:41Okay, Dereck.
00:52:43And I'm so glad
00:52:44that I convinced our bosses
00:52:46to come up again.
00:52:47Speaking of,
00:52:48did they say to you
00:52:49what we did
00:52:50like nude shoes?
00:52:51Dereck?
00:52:52Nude?
00:52:53Oh,
00:52:55wala po silang
00:52:56bangagit sa akin.
00:52:57You don't know.
00:52:58You have to know.
00:52:59You have to tell me
00:53:00if you don't mind.
00:53:02That's because the concept of our next shoot is that you're going to be in the shoot.
00:53:07You know, there's no pressure, right?
00:53:08We're not going to pressure. You're going to bear your womanhood.
00:53:12Don't worry, I assure you, it will be done artistically
00:53:16and we're going to get the best art director and cinematographer for the project.
00:53:20You're not just going to shout your womanhood, you will bear it.
00:53:26Dick?
00:53:27Dick, you won't believe this.
00:53:29I'm so stressed, I came from work and they want to shoot me naked.
00:53:32How am I supposed to do that?
00:53:34Uh...
00:53:41Sino ito?
00:53:43Ina, I can explain.
00:53:45Explain what? How dare you?
00:53:48Ako nagbalik ng titi mo and I can take it back.
00:53:52I don't love you anymore.
00:53:54Anna, please, I love you. I really do. I just...
00:54:06I just...
00:54:08love Mandeline more.
00:54:10She's my ex-fiancee.
00:54:13Magpapakasan na dapat kami, pero...
00:54:15I tried to forget her. I tried loving you more.
00:54:19Pero...
00:54:21I just can't.
00:54:24But please...
00:54:25Don't take my dick, please.
00:54:26Oh, wait.
00:54:27Is it pa ikaw ang nagsabi sa akin?
00:54:28That we never needed our reproductive organs?
00:54:31Oh, sige.
00:54:32Hingayon, magmahalan ka yung dalawa nang wala kang titi.
00:54:36Ina.
00:54:37I'm begging you...
00:54:38Dick.
00:54:40It's okay.
00:54:42I don't care kung hindi yan bumalik.
00:54:45And I'm sorry kung iniwan kita dahil nawalayan, but I'm back now.
00:54:50Seriously?
00:54:52He has no dick!
00:54:55Yes.
00:54:56What?
00:54:57I don't understand this!
00:54:59Alam mo, maghahanap ka rin ng iba!
00:55:06I love you, dick.
00:55:09With or without your dick.
00:55:10With or without your dick.
00:55:22Kung ikaw ay masaya dumawag ka.
00:55:29Kung ikaw ay masaya dumawag ka.
00:55:34Sa piling ng iba.
00:55:35Ba't nandito ba ako humahasa?
00:55:53Pasensya na.
00:55:55Dito pa rin ako.
00:56:00Nag-aantay pa rin.
00:56:02Pilipin mo.
00:56:07Wala na ko.
00:56:08Please, please.
00:56:09Just a little more time.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:12Come on.
00:56:13Come on.
00:56:14Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:16Ang puso.
00:56:17Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:18Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:19Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:20Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:22Anong gulo na nga.
00:56:25Hello.
00:56:26Hello, madam.
00:56:30Wala na.
00:56:31Hindi na pabalig si Pucci.
00:56:37Hindi na iwan na rin ako ni Dick.
00:56:39Ang wala na kamahal sa akin.
00:56:43Madam.
00:56:44Hindi mo naman ako iiwan.
00:56:45Diba?
00:56:47Birthday party ko slash Dast pedida sa Tuesday.
00:56:50Imbayt nga sana kitang.
00:56:52It's your birthday, Matt.
00:56:54You're gone.
00:56:57Yes, madam.
00:56:58I'm going to study in Paris.
00:57:00I got a scholarship grant.
00:57:02So, I'm a bit busy this past few days.
00:57:05Why are you still being French?
00:57:08I'm same, madam.
00:57:11But I'm sure,
00:57:12it's better for me.
00:57:22Kung ikaw ay masaya,
00:57:26tumawang ka.
00:57:28Ang ganda-ganda mong babae.
00:57:30Kung ikaw ay masaya,
00:57:33sa piling ng iba,
00:57:36ba't nandito pa?
00:57:38Ang ganda-ganda mo.
00:57:52Ang ganda.
00:57:57Kung ikaw ay masaya,
00:58:01sa piling niya,
00:58:06tatanggapin ko nang wala ka na.
00:58:22Short,
00:58:23terima de vidang dina.
00:58:24Unikin ozit!
00:58:25Bae.
00:58:26Hispana.
00:58:27I'm so sorry.
00:58:29Tidak ganda.
00:58:30Tidak ganda.
00:58:31Tidak ganda.
00:58:32Tidak ganda.
00:58:33Tidak ganda.
00:58:35P Hotel,
00:58:43Tidak ganda.
00:58:44Tidak ganda.
00:58:47Hmotada!
00:58:48My god!
00:58:49Hmotada ganda!
00:58:50Oh my God, we're here.
00:58:52Of course, you're a beautiful woman.
00:58:55Of course, I know it.
00:58:58You're also a beautiful woman.
00:59:01Oh, well, I don't know if I'm a woman.
00:59:04Madam, my birthday is good.
00:59:06And my birthday is about you.
00:59:09Of course.
00:59:11Happy birthday.
00:59:12Happy birthday.
00:59:13Do you remember your friends?
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:20Oh, my brother.
00:59:22We are so дома.
00:59:23Come on, look at me.
00:59:25Run away.
00:59:26Run away.
00:59:27Run away.
00:59:29Run away.
00:59:31Run away.
00:59:32Run away.
00:59:33Run away.
00:59:35Run away.
00:59:39Run away.
00:59:40Run away.
00:59:43Run away.
00:59:45Run away.
00:59:48Let's go.
01:00:18Let's go.
01:00:48Let's go.
01:01:18Let's go.
01:01:19Let's go.
01:01:20Let's go.
01:01:21Let's go.
01:01:22Let's go.
01:01:23Let's go.
01:01:24Let's go.
01:01:25Let's go.
01:01:28Let's go.
01:01:30Let's go.
01:01:32Aray!
01:01:34Ina, wait!
01:01:38Ina, help!
01:01:40Bakit?
01:01:42Where were you when I needed you the most?
01:01:44Diba nawala ka bigla?
01:01:46Ito na nga, oh. Nagbabalik na.
01:01:48Parang wala naman tayong pinagsamahan.
01:01:50Remember na mga bata pa tayo?
01:01:52Ang dami na natin pinagdaanan.
01:01:54Yung mga lalaki,
01:01:56from your first boyfriend up to Robert.
01:01:58Shut up!
01:02:00Ngayon ka pa talaga babalik.
01:02:02Nawala na sa akin lahat.
01:02:06I don't need you anymore, Poochie.
01:02:10But I need you.
01:02:12Help me, Ina.
01:02:14Ako naman yung tulungan mo.
01:02:18Please.
01:02:20At ang Ina naman, Poochie, oh.
01:02:24Ano ba?
01:02:26Are you gonna stay forever?
01:02:28Are you gonna stay for good?
01:02:30Or iiwan mo na naman ako?
01:02:32Ba't mo ba ako kailangan?
01:02:34Because I am you.
01:02:36And you're me, Poochie.
01:02:38Hindi ako kompleto nung wala ka.
01:02:42At simula nung nawala ka, nawala na rin ang pagkababae ko.
01:02:46Ina.
01:02:48Ina.
01:02:50I am not you.
01:02:52You are not me.
01:02:54I'm just a vagina.
01:02:56I'm just a vagina.
01:02:58Poochie.
01:03:00I'm a woman because of you.
01:03:02I am not you.
01:03:03You are not me.
01:03:04You are not me.
01:03:05Parte lang ako ng katawan mo.
01:03:07I'm just a vagina.
01:03:08Poochie.
01:03:09I'm a woman because of you.
01:03:14You're my source of...
01:03:16Ow!
01:03:17I'm dying!
01:03:18Nakaganti rin.
01:03:19Nagking maskot na ako't lahat.
01:03:21Wala ka pa rin natutunan.
01:03:22Ano, Ina?
01:03:24Sabi nga ni Simone de Beauvoir,
01:03:26one is not born,
01:03:28but rather becomes a woman.
01:03:30And Ina,
01:03:31you are becoming a woman.
01:03:34Becoming a woman?
01:03:35Paano?
01:03:36Eh wala nga ako...
01:03:37Sige, isa pa.
01:03:38Gusto mo?
01:03:40Di mo pa rin gets, no?
01:03:48Sasara ang bulaklak.
01:03:51Bubuka ang bulaklak.
01:03:53Saadaan ang rey na,
01:03:58ke
01:04:13Bubuka ang bulaklak.
01:04:15Sasara ang bulaklak.
01:04:17Dadaan ang rey na,
01:04:20ke
01:04:22Bum tiyaya, bum tiyaya, bum, yeh yeh
01:04:26Bum tiyaya, bum tiyaya, bum, yeh yeh
01:04:52Bu-chi, kung saka parin naman bukas, di ba? Pagising ko
01:05:12Diba sabi ko naman sa'yo, hindi naman ako nawala
01:05:16Ina, you're tight. You're fresh. You're enough. Okay?
01:05:28Good night, Pucci.
01:05:30Good night, Ina.
01:05:46Pucci?
01:05:55Pucci?
01:06:00Pucci?
01:06:06Pucci?
01:06:14Pucci?
01:06:30Madam?
01:06:32Yes? Come in.
01:06:33Hi, Madam.
01:06:34Hi.
01:06:35I'm Laika. New assistant niyo po. Ako po yung pumalit kay Mel.
01:06:39Nice to meet you, Laika.
01:06:40Are you ready for the shoot, Madam?
01:06:42Yes.
01:06:43Okay.
01:06:44You can tell them I'm ready.
01:06:45Love that.
01:06:46Okay, Ina.
01:06:47Gawin na natin to?
01:06:48Yes, Direct.
01:06:49I'm ready to bear my womanhood.
01:06:51Okay, everyone, ready?
01:06:52I roll natin to.
01:06:53Lights!
01:06:54Bramara!
01:06:55Action!
01:06:56Bear yourself.
01:06:57I'm ready to bear my womanhood.
01:06:58Okay, everyone, ready?
01:06:59I roll natin to.
01:07:00Lights!
01:07:01Bramara!
01:07:02Action!
01:07:03Bear yourself.
01:07:04Bear yourself.
01:07:05Bear your womanhood.
01:07:06You're a womanhood.
01:07:07You're a womanhood.
01:07:08You're a womanhood.
01:07:09Okay, Ina.
01:07:10I'm ready to bear my womanhood.
01:07:11Okay, everyone, ready?
01:07:13I roll natin to.
01:07:14Lights!
01:07:15Bramara!
01:07:16Bramara!
01:07:17Action!
01:07:18Bear yourself.
01:07:21Bear your womanhood.
01:07:24You're a womanhood.
01:07:54Ar Killer!
01:07:55There's an overtime.
01:07:56Arnavusfiro, cr퍼.
01:07:57Arnavusfirov Ina.
01:07:58Amarao!
01:07:59Arnavusfirovijau!
01:08:00Arnavusfirovijai!
01:08:01Arnavusfirovijau!
01:08:02Arnavusf Professi Tomoh drinks...
01:08:05Arnavusfirovijau!
01:08:07Arnavusfirovijau!
01:08:11Arnavusfirovijau!
01:08:13Ah!
01:08:13Ah!
01:08:14Ah!
01:08:15Ah!
01:08:16Ah!
01:08:17Ah!
01:08:18Ah!
01:08:19Ah!
01:08:20Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:22Ah!
01:08:23Ah!
01:08:24Ah!
01:08:25May tatlong bibi ako nakita
01:08:27Matagang, mapayat mga bibi
01:08:31Ngunit ang may pakpak sa likod ay isang
01:08:35Siang lidar na nasabi ng kwak-kwak
01:08:38Wah-wah!
01:08:43Wah-wah!
01:08:50john why
01:08:53mong ikaw ay masaya
01:08:57Sigilig, indign long Sunこと
01:09:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:12:49Oh, oh, oh.
01:13:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:39At palagi, ay di na muling pili
01:13:44Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka
01:13:52Kung ikaw ay masaya, tumawa ka
01:13:59Kung ikaw ay masaya, sa piling ng iba
01:14:08Ba't nandito pa ako?
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