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00:00...being of sound mind and body, do hereby declare...
00:02Could we please skip the legalese and get on with it?
00:07Shall I skip ahead?
00:09Hey, I will skip over the provisions made for Yuri and the staff.
00:16To my precious young grandchildren and great-grandchildren,
00:20you have all brought me such joy and comfort.
00:23I only wish I could be around to watch you blossom into the wonderful adults I know that you will become.
00:27So with your futures in mind, I hereby establish trust funds for Jacob Weber, Daniel Morgan,
00:34Emily Scout Quartermain, Wiley Corinthos, Amelia Corinthos,
00:39and any other grandchildren or great-grandchildren at the time of my death.
00:43I guess Daisy gets a trust fund.
00:46To my great-niece, Brooklyn Quartermain, I bequeath my pearl necklace.
00:50I know you'll wear it with style and grace.
00:52To my talented nephew, Ned Quartermain, I leave my classic vinyl collection.
00:59And to his spicy wife, Olivia, I leave my entire collection of gourmet cookware.
01:04Wow.
01:05I trust they will make good use of them both.
01:09To my sister, Veronica Bard, I bequest one of my oldest and most cherished possessions.
01:15What is it?
01:30Oh, my God.
01:34It's a photo of us when we were kids before we were separated.
01:39I can't believe she's still in the kids.
01:42So much for the gold liquor's wish for a windfall.
01:46And to my dearest sister-in-law and long-term sparring partner, Tracy Quartermain,
01:53I leave a very special gift.
01:57What the hell is this?
02:09Is this some kind of joke?
02:11There's no further explanation in the will.
02:14What did Monica leave you?
02:17A jar of my mother's relish.
02:20That's kind of odd.
02:22Is this supposed to be a joke?
02:23When my father died, he cut me out of the will.
02:27And the only thing he gave me was a jar of pickle Lila relish.
02:34Monica knew how much that hurt me.
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