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OMG My Husband Is A Callboy Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm in shock, too.
00:00:15Ladies, I was expecting the lawyer.
00:00:20Captain Home Mayor, I just didn't.
00:00:23The mayor of Canada, may I excuse?
00:00:26Yeah, she's got a slight shot.
00:00:28I watched the show.
00:00:31I've officially lost my mind.
00:00:33Megan, he is our only shot.
00:00:35Remember?
00:00:43Megan Ford, what's going on with your sex life?
00:00:47My personal life has nothing to do with politics.
00:00:50You're conservative.
00:00:51You can stop talking the moment someone mentions family values.
00:00:56Is that so bad?
00:00:57Khalid, your whole image is the exact opposite of what family looks like.
00:01:05I have a friend, she's a lesbian, and she really likes you.
00:01:09Can I give you your number?
00:01:12Politics is like cooking.
00:01:14You mix the right ingredients, follow the recipe, and serve what people want.
00:01:19But I, I always burn everything.
00:01:25I have a lot of things to do to prepare for my future wedding.
00:01:37Now, I have one chance to make it true.
00:01:46This one in titanium gold from our top designer.
00:01:51I'm looking for something special, and you keep offering me, what, 50 women just like me, will be wearing today.
00:02:08Have you ever seen a woman in despair?
00:02:10Despair is when there is no choice.
00:02:16But you, I see, have too many.
00:02:20What do you see?
00:02:22I see a woman trying to find something special.
00:02:25To prove to herself that she is special.
00:02:29Show me with a black diamond.
00:02:30What will you say, expert?
00:02:41Honestly, it's not you.
00:02:42You are not a black diamond.
00:02:44You are something much rather than you.
00:02:45Which one would you propose to me with?
00:02:49May I?
00:02:53None of this.
00:02:55Such a woman.
00:02:56You don't know me.
00:02:57I know enough.
00:03:01It doesn't scream, look at me.
00:03:03It whispers.
00:03:05Look closer.
00:03:14Seriously?
00:03:16I can barely see the diamond.
00:03:18I'm taking the black one.
00:03:22For consultation.
00:03:24And please, next time, keep your opinion to yourself.
00:03:27Babe, babe, babe, I was, I was driving around.
00:03:41I'm so sorry.
00:03:42I was trying to find a fucking sport.
00:03:45Christopher Walsh, will you be my husband?
00:03:48Well, I won't lie.
00:03:52It's tempting.
00:03:54But I don't have a ring for you, babe.
00:03:56I accept.
00:04:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:04:05No, let's not rush things.
00:04:06Rush.
00:04:08We've been together for four years, seven months, 24 days.
00:04:13You know what?
00:04:14I've been cheating on you more than once.
00:04:21Of course I knew.
00:04:22Who do you think I am?
00:04:23I don't sweat on the small stuff.
00:04:28You were a perfect candidate.
00:04:30Harvard University.
00:04:32Assistant DA.
00:04:33Not so good looking.
00:04:35For the voters, it's really important not to feel jealous.
00:04:40Megan.
00:04:41Please, do the world a favor.
00:04:44Go see a doctor.
00:04:45Because you are sick.
00:04:48Escort him out.
00:04:59Get off.
00:05:01And that's exactly how you lose your political career under five minutes.
00:05:06What can I say?
00:05:07Megan Ford, you're done.
00:05:12We have PR consultant, and he thinks that we need something more like this.
00:05:18An ice cream.
00:05:20Lots of ice cream.
00:05:22You cannot have an ice cream, and you know that.
00:05:24Oh, I can have anything.
00:05:26I'm done anyway.
00:05:28You'll have press conference anyway.
00:05:29I'm not going out there.
00:05:31What am I supposed to say?
00:05:33Hello, I'm Megan Ford, and I'm a political corpse.
00:05:37Oh, I think the news might surprise you.
00:05:40Just believe me.
00:05:45What the hell is that?
00:05:48Who the hell is that?
00:05:51And then, unexpectedly, a new chance appeared.
00:05:56I need a suit.
00:05:57No.
00:05:59That perfume campaign called OD Democracy?
00:06:03No.
00:06:05Yes.
00:06:07No.
00:06:08How do I look?
00:06:09Perfect, as always.
00:06:10Oh, I like, as always.
00:06:12So, where do we go?
00:06:13Where does he live?
00:06:15Oh, listen, Mark.
00:06:17Oh, no, I've got to go.
00:06:19So?
00:06:20We have a teeny little problem with that.
00:06:24What problem?
00:06:25I thought you found him.
00:06:26Please, don't freak out.
00:06:27I'm not freaking out.
00:06:34Well, uh, you, uh, your misery mystery fiancé is in jail.
00:06:42Wait in the car.
00:06:44Mark calling.
00:06:46Excuse me.
00:06:47Mark, I'm so glad to hear you.
00:06:49I'm in shock, too.
00:07:02Ladies, I was expecting a lawyer.
00:07:11You have to own me instead.
00:07:12I've officially lost my mind.
00:07:17Megan, he is our only shot.
00:07:19Remember?
00:07:22So, Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:25Yes, thank you.
00:07:26Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:27Are you aware that walking around the city totally naked is illegal?
00:07:31I'm hoping you would chant that when you win.
00:07:33Yeah, nice try.
00:07:34But he's not our problem, as you can see.
00:07:36Okay, be honest.
00:07:38Are you insane?
00:07:39I got mugged.
00:07:40Moked out.
00:07:41Woke up without my clothes.
00:07:43Mr. Wood, are you kind of a businessman, am I correct?
00:07:48Yeah, that's right.
00:07:50I run a small company called Comfort.
00:07:55Well, not so small, as I can see.
00:07:56And what's area of your expertise?
00:08:00Something like psychology.
00:08:04Psychology.
00:08:05Sounds great.
00:08:06Do you even have a degree?
00:08:08Yale University.
00:08:09And he's not lying.
00:08:10Just check this out.
00:08:14I am an honest man.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16You have to pretend to be my husband for one month.
00:08:21After that, do whatever you want.
00:08:23We're just not compatible.
00:08:25I'll pay you $100,000.
00:08:27Can't believe I'm saying this.
00:08:29Oh, so the black diamond didn't work yet?
00:08:31$70,000.
00:08:32And what if I said no?
00:08:33I'll find plenty of witnesses ready to swear.
00:08:36They saw you naked in every single playground in this country.
00:08:41And witness hunt begun.
00:08:47I'll do it.
00:08:48Great.
00:08:49Well, then, sign here.
00:08:51Consent and non-disclosure agreement, please.
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:59Miss Ford, aren't you concerned about the age difference?
00:09:13No.
00:09:14He's not much older than me.
00:09:16How did your campaign team react?
00:09:18Absolutely great.
00:09:18They are happy for me.
00:09:20Or what kind of reaction did you expect?
00:09:24Should they burn me at the stake?
00:09:26Are you planning to have children?
00:09:28But are you planning to be more tactful?
00:09:30No, no.
00:09:30Still, you're not just a woman.
00:09:32You're a politician.
00:09:33And voters deserve to know.
00:09:35Voters have nothing to worry about.
00:09:39If you do have a baby,
00:09:40I will take full responsibility.
00:09:47I'm going to kill him.
00:09:49And that's cute.
00:09:49That's cute.
00:09:54Guy doesn't need Megan Ford.
00:09:56You surprised me.
00:09:58That's one vote from you, Vanessa.
00:10:00As promised.
00:10:01But I have just one question.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Do you honestly think anyone will believe this?
00:10:10Believe what?
00:10:11Come on, Ford.
00:10:14Give me a break.
00:10:15You really thought no one would find out?
00:10:18Your fiancée's an Oscar.
00:10:21You hired him.
00:10:23Oops.
00:10:27What is she talking about?
00:10:30You?
00:10:30What is she talking about?
00:11:00Turn this off.
00:11:13Escort.
00:11:14I prefer to call it emotional support for lonely women.
00:11:17Please, tell me.
00:11:19Is it some kind of AI to be right?
00:11:21Do you think it's someone to stop?
00:11:23Oh no, that's all me.
00:11:25That's all me. I love that.
00:11:27Don't you?
00:11:29So Max, how much did she offer you for this stunt?
00:11:35Excuse me.
00:11:38Excuse me.
00:11:43Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this is the end of our press conference.
00:11:49Now, you mister, say goodbye to the audience and go follow me right now.
00:11:55So Max, have other female politicians ever approached you before?
00:11:59Do you have an intimate relationship with her?
00:12:01You know what?
00:12:02I wish you all a good night.
00:12:04Get some sleep.
00:12:05It's good for your skin.
00:12:07Come on!
00:12:08Are you serious?
00:12:09You're so hot.
00:12:10I hate this.
00:12:11I hate this.
00:12:12This dress code.
00:12:13It's killing me.
00:12:14Maybe I should change party.
00:12:15I can't even breathe in this stuff.
00:12:16I just wanna wear hoodies.
00:12:17Sneakers.
00:12:18And sweat.
00:12:19And sweat.
00:12:20I just wanna wear hoodies.
00:12:21I just wanna wear hoodies.
00:12:22And sneakers.
00:12:23And sweat.
00:12:24This dress code is killing me.
00:12:28Oh, maybe I should change party.
00:12:32I can't even breathe in this stuff.
00:12:40I just want to wear hoodies, sneakers, and sweat.
00:12:54That's how I want to wear it.
00:13:04Secret glass.
00:13:10A little bit of chantilly.
00:13:17Not too much.
00:13:18And if I have...
00:13:27Not for you.
00:13:39That's how I want to wear it.
00:13:43Well, I mean, not just that, if you know what I mean.
00:13:48Oh, excuse me.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:53You see, she's ready the moment she walks in.
00:13:57And you call her a concept?
00:13:59Come on.
00:14:01I'm going to kill you.
00:14:05I'm going to kill you.
00:14:06No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:08No, no, no, she really loves roleplay.
00:14:10Sometimes she just can stop.
00:14:12Tell them something about your bagels again.
00:14:16Bagels?
00:14:17So, you want to try it?
00:14:24Sweetheart, Mr. Bacon called.
00:14:27He says we have to keep going.
00:14:29No.
00:14:30You have never gotten this much buzz before.
00:14:32Listen, even recording a statement.
00:14:35Have you seen it?
00:14:37No.
00:14:37No, she...
00:14:38What we witnessed today
00:14:40was a disgrace to professional journalism.
00:14:44I personally blessed the union
00:14:48between Ms. Ford and Mr. Wood.
00:14:51Who among us hasn't made mistakes in the past?
00:14:54I believe the earth was flat until I got bored.
00:14:56Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:14:58This is boring.
00:14:58So, I think you shouldn't even go to the kitchen.
00:15:02No.
00:15:03Megan Ford.
00:15:04Mm-mm.
00:15:06I hate you.
00:15:08I love you, too.
00:15:09Okay, I'll do that.
00:15:11Did you drink some champagne or...
00:15:13It's not your business.
00:15:14Well, everything about you is my business.
00:15:17Meh.
00:15:18Nice.
00:15:22It's up.
00:15:29So tasty.
00:15:32Honey, don't you think these bagels are too sweet?
00:15:35Sometimes you overdo it with sugar.
00:15:39Queen of my heart is back.
00:15:42You go ahead, tell me.
00:15:43We have guests.
00:15:46I could prepare something.
00:15:47So, what media are you from?
00:15:57Red Light.
00:15:58We're a cable channel.
00:16:00Didn't know your audience was into politics.
00:16:05More than you think.
00:16:08Any other questions?
00:16:11How did you two meet?
00:16:13Well, um...
00:16:16I was looking for a ring.
00:16:19On the beach.
00:16:20On the beach.
00:16:21She lost a ring at the beach.
00:16:23And I was just walking around.
00:16:25And I...
00:16:25And I just helped her find it.
00:16:28That's all.
00:16:30So, you were engaged before.
00:16:33It's a long story.
00:16:35My life was full of adventure.
00:16:37Sorry, I'm a...
00:16:39We gotta go.
00:16:42I'm sorry, I'm, uh, I've got to go.
00:16:58I'm going to pick this up next time, all right?
00:17:02Uh-huh.
00:17:03Take your time.
00:17:04Mm-hmm.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:12Am I surprised?
00:17:14No.
00:17:15They always act like that.
00:17:17Thank you for coming.
00:17:18You can go now.
00:17:22Be careful.
00:17:24Dogs.
00:17:25Put me down, what's that?
00:17:26Put me down.
00:17:27What do you want to do?
00:17:28Put me down.
00:17:30Put me down, what's that?
00:17:31Oh!
00:17:32Oh!
00:17:34If you ever, if you ever, if you ever touch me again.
00:17:39Stop, stop.
00:17:40If you think I want to do that, no.
00:17:44I don't kiss women like you for free.
00:17:47What?
00:17:48What did you say?
00:17:49Oh, say it again.
00:17:51Say it.
00:17:52Huh?
00:17:53Say it.
00:17:53I don't kiss women like you for free.
00:17:56What?
00:18:00Get fools, my toes.
00:18:02Well, that actually better than I, Megan.
00:18:06What are you doing?
00:18:06Let him go.
00:18:07I want him to apologize.
00:18:11Apologize for what?
00:18:12He said he doesn't kiss women like me for free.
00:18:18He's an escort.
00:18:21And that what you're just doing, it's uh, it's too expensive.
00:18:26I know.
00:18:27Ugh.
00:18:27Ugh.
00:18:28Ugh.
00:18:29But, can't an escort be a little bit more tactful?
00:18:35You know what?
00:18:36Whoa!
00:18:37Demare-toi avec ça.
00:18:41French.
00:18:42I can't.
00:18:43Uh, wait a minute.
00:18:46I will buy you a dictionary.
00:18:49Wait, Max.
00:18:50Listen, you misunderstood her.
00:18:53She just had a tough day.
00:18:55Like, every day her day is a tough day.
00:18:57You can't tell me, you're right.
00:18:58Listen.
00:18:59I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:00Both of you.
00:19:02I don't care about what you do.
00:19:03I mean, I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:05Okay.
00:19:06I've got dignity.
00:19:07Yes.
00:19:08And self-respect.
00:19:08For sure.
00:19:09Do you believe that?
00:19:10No.
00:19:11Not much.
00:19:12I am the president of the Cowboys Union.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16Son of a man.
00:19:17Nice joke.
00:19:20Oh, you're no joking.
00:19:23Wait.
00:19:24What was the one, Mr. President?
00:19:29Whoa.
00:19:31Neck.
00:19:36Is this my control show with you guys?
00:19:39Nice to see you, Mr. Waken.
00:19:44I'm disappointed.
00:19:47Deeply disappointed, Megan.
00:19:49Mr. Waken, I want...
00:19:49Shh.
00:19:51I came here to congratulate you.
00:19:54You're being hunted now.
00:19:56Megan, the press wants to destroy you.
00:19:59As always.
00:20:01Excuse me.
00:20:02I've invested in you too much.
00:20:04I won't let anyone destroy my work.
00:20:06Understand?
00:20:07Mr. Waken, I...
00:20:09You're going on a honeymoon.
00:20:12What?
00:20:12But before that, we are throwing a little wedding.
00:20:17I need to call the president.
00:20:21I need a call, Preston.
00:20:29Sir, nice to see you.
00:20:32Max, how much did Megan promise to pay you?
00:20:37I'll pay you three times more.
00:20:40For what, sir?
00:20:41People love resilience.
00:20:43Resilience is born from heartbreak.
00:20:44You need to make them believe that your love is real.
00:20:47That you were made for each other.
00:20:49Then you leave her.
00:20:51That's when Megan will finally become the candidate
00:20:53that people need.
00:20:55She'll gain the soul.
00:20:56That's when Megan will finally become the candidate that people need.
00:21:02She'll gain the soul.
00:21:09I do.
00:21:10No. No raccoon, no dogs, other animals at all.
00:21:14Sorry.
00:21:15Then you may seal your union with a kiss.
00:21:27Okay, just do it, okay? Do it! Do...
00:21:41Here we go.
00:21:46I hate flying, I'm exhausted, I don't want to be here, and I hate all of this idea of espresso and honeymoon nonsense.
00:21:56Yeah.
00:22:00What the...
00:22:03What the...
00:22:04Do it again, and I'll break your pretty nose, honey.
00:22:15Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.
00:22:16Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.
00:22:17Oh, yeah.
00:22:27Just chill, all right?
00:22:30I'm doing this because I have to.
00:22:32They can't say if we don't sell it.
00:22:35No one is buying it. That's all.
00:22:37We should have find out how many journalists are here.
00:22:40Oh, really?
00:22:41Mm-hmm.
00:22:42And how are you gonna do that, genius?
00:22:43Run the survey?
00:22:45What?
00:22:47Excuse me.
00:22:48We are here for the half a weekend.
00:22:50Let's go.
00:22:52Make way for the newlyweds.
00:22:54Megan, please don't run. Just one more question.
00:22:56Megan, wait, please.
00:22:57We can walk now.
00:22:58Close it, close it, close it, close it.
00:22:59Megan.
00:23:00Big guy.
00:23:01Megan.
00:23:02It's not good or be a part.
00:23:03Megan.
00:23:04How do you feel?
00:23:05Megan, how do you feel?
00:23:06Megan, how do you feel?
00:23:07Wait, please, one more question.
00:23:09Megan, wait, please.
00:23:10We can walk now.
00:23:11Close it, close it, close it.
00:23:12Come on.
00:23:13Megan.
00:23:14Big guy.
00:23:15Megan.
00:23:16Blug the door, be a part.
00:23:17Megan.
00:23:18Max, how do you feel?
00:23:19Wait, please, one more question.
00:23:23Can you scratch my head, Liz?
00:23:24Huh?
00:23:25No.
00:23:26Come on.
00:23:27Do you realize you are denying the wish of a dying man?
00:23:33What?
00:23:34Nothing.
00:23:35Sorry.
00:23:36I mean, technically speaking, we are all dying,
00:23:39second by second.
00:23:44Dance.
00:23:46We're here?
00:23:47We're here.
00:23:48Oh, yeah.
00:23:49Uh-huh.
00:23:50Oh, yeah, that's good.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:53Oh, you have magic fingers.
00:23:56How has anyone told you that?
00:23:58One more word, and I stop.
00:24:00With hands like this, you should have gone into my sight.
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:04Oh.
00:24:05Actually, maybe this is the secret to great politicians.
00:24:08I never looked closely at the president fingers.
00:24:11You have a great smile.
00:24:12There is this perfect dimple on your right.
00:24:16That's so cute.
00:24:17You have a great smile.
00:24:18You have a great smile.
00:24:19You have a great smile.
00:24:20There is this perfect dimple on your right.
00:24:24That's so cute.
00:24:26You have a great smile.
00:24:27You have a great smile.
00:24:28Oh, no.
00:24:29Not her.
00:24:30Hey, buddy.
00:24:31Do you know how the elevator is this for?
00:24:32The elevator is...
00:24:33Oh, no.
00:24:34Not her.
00:24:35Hey, buddy.
00:24:36Do you know how the elevator is this for?
00:24:37The elevator is, uh...
00:24:38Surely there is room for me.
00:24:39Seriously, no?
00:24:40Just one look at your cape?
00:24:41Sorry, sir.
00:24:42I'm just a big fan of the Miss Vanessa.
00:24:48Oh, Vanessa.
00:24:49What a surprise to see you here.
00:24:50Can you remind me of something, please?
00:24:51Where did you take those glasses?
00:24:52What glasses?
00:24:53Surveillance for dummies, apparently.
00:24:54Oh.
00:24:55It's hilarious.
00:24:56Megan.
00:24:57Yes.
00:24:58So clever for cowboy.
00:24:59Great to hear that from me.
00:25:00Oh, no.
00:25:01No.
00:25:02No.
00:25:03No.
00:25:04No.
00:25:05No.
00:25:06No.
00:25:07No.
00:25:08No.
00:25:09No.
00:25:10No.
00:25:11No.
00:25:12No.
00:25:13No.
00:25:14No.
00:25:15No.
00:25:16No.
00:25:17No.
00:25:18It's great to hear that from such an expert in this field.
00:25:19Mmm.
00:25:21Betty.
00:25:22Can we go up?
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Push the button.
00:25:25Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:25:26I'm sorry, Miss Vanessa.
00:25:34It's all right, Jim.
00:25:40I watch your show every night.
00:25:46every night.
00:25:59Let's go.
00:26:05Oh.
00:26:06Wait, are we on the same floor?
00:26:09Yeah. Your room is here.
00:26:11Shit, well, maybe it was too.
00:26:12I don't know how that happened. Maybe
00:26:14coincidence.
00:26:31Vanessa, if you ever feel lonely,
00:26:33just let me know, alright?
00:26:35I would love to celebrate that moment.
00:26:40Goodbye.
00:26:44That bitch is really
00:26:52how to destroy me.
00:26:54Nice swans.
00:26:57Screw the swans.
00:26:58We need a strategy
00:27:00plan, urgently.
00:27:01Are you even listening?
00:27:04Yep.
00:27:05She wants to destroy you.
00:27:07Loud and clear.
00:27:09Oh, God.
00:27:10I'm sorry.
00:27:12To the bathroom.
00:27:14Now.
00:27:15Finally.
00:27:16I'm all in.
00:27:25So, here is the deal,
00:27:27swan lover.
00:27:2890% of time we spend
00:27:30in the room, quietly.
00:27:32Evenings, we hit the bar.
00:27:33No booze, just juice.
00:27:35We're conservatives.
00:27:36Don't forget about this.
00:27:38Go.
00:27:41At the bar,
00:27:42two kisses.
00:27:46One minute is out,
00:27:50and then back in.
00:27:51Have you done?
00:27:58You're gonna sleep
00:27:59in the bathroom.
00:28:00Go.
00:28:01No.
00:28:02As a compensation,
00:28:04I will make the bed for you.
00:28:05And all the time,
00:28:07you're gonna stay
00:28:07in pyjama.
00:28:09No naked tricks,
00:28:10and no personal questions.
00:28:13Now I'm finished.
00:28:15I've got a better idea.
00:28:18Wait for me in the room.
00:28:20What the hell?
00:28:21I need to have sex.
00:28:40I need to have sex.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No.
00:28:43No.
00:28:43No.
00:28:45Are we gonna have...
00:28:47We were...
00:28:49You...
00:28:50I'm not...
00:28:51Look.
00:28:53What?
00:28:57I'm starting to be afraid of you.
00:29:00It's just a joke.
00:29:02It's okay.
00:29:03Put on the room
00:29:05and come out.
00:29:06Trust me,
00:29:07you will like it.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:10Oh, no.
00:29:11No.
00:29:11I'm not gonna sleep with you.
00:29:16Valisa.
00:29:18Oh.
00:29:19Now,
00:29:20I need to take a shower.
00:29:24Put on the robe
00:29:24and come out, honey.
00:29:27I'll be waiting.
00:29:28What's your day?
00:29:45Repeat after me.
00:29:50Ugh.
00:29:51What?
00:29:52Ugh.
00:29:52How?
00:29:53With your mouth.
00:29:55Just moan.
00:29:56Okay, um...
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59No.
00:30:01No.
00:30:01No.
00:30:07Do you want them to think
00:30:08I'm assaulting you?
00:30:09Oh, come on.
00:30:10It's...
00:30:11No, no.
00:30:12It's so weird.
00:30:12No, no, no.
00:30:13I cannot.
00:30:15Megan Ford,
00:30:16have you ever had sex before?
00:30:18Of course I have.
00:30:21Maybe not so many times,
00:30:24but...
00:30:24It's none of your business.
00:30:27And did you more?
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:29Did you have an orgasm?
00:30:30It's like swimming pool.
00:30:31Impossible to forget.
00:30:32It's a very, very bad example.
00:30:34I'm afraid of water.
00:30:35I cannot swim.
00:30:36And by the way,
00:30:37when I'm orgasm,
00:30:38I...
00:30:39I'm sneezing.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:44You're going to drive me insane.
00:30:46You're already insane.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:48Fine.
00:30:49Just let's try.
00:30:51No reflexes.
00:30:52What?
00:30:53Ow!
00:30:57Ow!
00:30:58Ow!
00:30:58Ow!
00:30:58Ow!
00:31:01Okay, I hit.
00:31:02Sorry.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Ow!
00:31:05Ow!
00:31:05No, no, 질, go back okay.
00:31:08Woo!
00:31:30That's so cool again!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:37Oh!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:39Oh!
00:31:41Oh!
00:31:42Oh!
00:31:43Oh!
00:31:44Oh!
00:31:46I'm so sexy.
00:31:51Hi.
00:31:52Yeah.
00:31:53I'm so sorry.
00:31:54My wife and I, we broke the bell.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00The only most sweet.
00:32:01Yes.
00:32:05Megan.
00:32:06Megan.
00:32:07Listen to me carefully.
00:32:08Find that move.
00:32:10You have to open the door with the face of a woman who just had an orgasm.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:23Okay.
00:32:24I get it.
00:32:25Don't stress.
00:32:26I'll be right back.
00:32:35Megan.
00:32:36Megan, can I borrow you for a second, please?
00:32:38Okay.
00:32:39I rehearsed a little.
00:32:41Maybe something like...
00:32:42Ooh.
00:32:43Tell me, how long can you hold your braille?
00:32:48I don't know.
00:32:49Why?
00:32:50I don't know.
00:32:51Why?
00:32:53A lovely bird.
00:32:54Maybe something like mookie.
00:32:56But I could drive off Buket.
00:32:58I can't.
00:32:59I was just like a sponge.
00:33:00No.
00:33:01That's nothing.
00:33:02I can't.
00:33:03I can't.
00:33:04Oh, I can't.
00:33:05Oh, I can't.
00:33:06Oh, I can't.
00:33:07Oh, I can't.
00:33:08Oh, I can't.
00:33:10Oh, I can't.
00:33:11Oh, I can't.
00:33:12Oh, I can't.
00:33:13Oh, I can't.
00:33:15Oh, I can't.
00:33:16No.
00:33:25Please accept Issa's compensation.
00:33:28I cannot accept anything anymore.
00:33:33Ouch, it burns.
00:33:35It got into my eye.
00:33:36Are you okay?
00:33:37I think you wish you were on my face.
00:33:46Are you all right?
00:33:54I'm so alive.
00:33:56Yes, you are.
00:33:58Nice, ma'am.
00:33:59Thanks.
00:34:00Such a love.
00:34:05Greatest finagle knife.
00:34:08You want another round?
00:34:11Yes, you are.
00:34:13Oh, my God.
00:34:14Excuse us.
00:34:15Come here.
00:34:16Come here.
00:34:35So, what was it saying?
00:34:37That we turned the whole hotel upside down.
00:34:41And what about the broken bed?
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:45It's basically in every single headline.
00:34:48More to go?
00:34:50Oh, no.
00:34:51Now rest.
00:34:52Why are you such a perscale?
00:34:53Maybe because I love it.
00:34:54Or maybe because it's safer for you.
00:34:56Maybe go to hell.
00:34:57Maybe I will.
00:34:58Okay.
00:34:58Good night.
00:35:00What is your favorite movie?
00:35:02Silence in a hotel room.
00:35:04Ah.
00:35:05The one who made that super skill buries herself alive.
00:35:07Go star in Max.
00:35:08Piss off.
00:35:09You're mean.
00:35:11Great.
00:35:11And you snore too.
00:35:12You're interesting.
00:35:12I can't afford.
00:35:13I can't afford.
00:35:14I can't afford.
00:35:15I can't afford.
00:35:16You're a part of the game.
00:35:17Like I'm going to be a little bit.
00:35:18But the super skill buries herself alive.
00:35:19Go star in Max.
00:35:20Piss off.
00:35:21You're mean.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24Crazed.
00:35:25And you snore too.
00:35:29And you snore too.
00:35:35But you are interesting, Megan Ford.
00:35:37Megan, what are you doing?
00:35:43I'm cold.
00:35:47I'm so cold.
00:35:51I'm cold.
00:35:53I'm cold.
00:35:55I'm cold.
00:35:57I'm cold.
00:35:59I'm cold.
00:36:01I'm cold.
00:36:03I'm cold.
00:36:05I'm cold.
00:36:07I'm cold.
00:36:09I'm so cold.
00:36:35And you can take a look.
00:36:37Which way?
00:36:39After all.
00:36:41I've got you.
00:36:43I can't carry a look at you.
00:36:45I'm cold.
00:36:46I'm cold.
00:36:47You need to have me coldrooke.
00:36:49poison.
00:36:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:21Good morning, sir.
00:37:40Good morning, Jim.
00:37:40Good morning, Jim.
00:38:10Good morning, Jim.
00:38:40What's going on?
00:38:41Stop!
00:38:42Honey, Jim is referring to him as photographicist.
00:38:45What?
00:38:47What's going on?
00:38:48Oh, stop for a moment.
00:38:57Oh, stop for a moment.
00:39:05Oh, stop for a moment.
00:39:09Are you serious?
00:39:19I have no other option.
00:39:22Still doesn't work.
00:39:26Hey!
00:39:30Should I call the police?
00:39:35What's going on, please?
00:39:37Oh, yeah.
00:39:39Hey, be careful, honey.
00:39:44You!
00:39:45Come on!
00:39:45Not so fast.
00:40:07It was so cold.
00:40:18You did all this.
00:40:20You're great.
00:40:21So good.
00:40:21But I didn't go easy on you.
00:40:22That's okay.
00:40:23All right.
00:40:23All good.
00:40:24Yeah.
00:40:24Can I enjoy it?
00:40:25A bit.
00:40:26Yeah.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:27So, yes.
00:40:28Oh, yeah.
00:40:30Hey.
00:40:30Look, does all the things really help in your relationship?
00:40:36Of course, man.
00:40:37Of course.
00:40:38The idea is there.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:39Oh, sorry.
00:40:40Yeah, I know.
00:40:41It's things up.
00:40:43You should try sometime.
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47Do you think?
00:40:49Come on.
00:40:50Come on.
00:40:51I'm in the nest.
00:40:52Can we?
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:54Pilafels.
00:40:55And creativity.
00:40:56Go for it.
00:41:00How do you know that?
00:41:01Oh, yeah.
00:41:04Let's just say that I heard it from her.
00:41:11Oh, no.
00:41:12No, no, no.
00:41:13Vanessa and I never relax.
00:41:15It's okay.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:17Cool.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18So, do you think I have a chance?
00:41:22Of course, man.
00:41:23Come on.
00:41:24Of course.
00:41:24There is always a chance.
00:41:26Come on, man.
00:41:26Yeah, my man.
00:41:27Go.
00:41:29Pineapples.
00:41:29Creativity.
00:41:31Go for it.
00:41:32Pineapples and creativity.
00:41:36Creativity and pineapple.
00:41:41Oh, I should have called the police.
00:41:46Oh, you did it.
00:41:48It was you.
00:41:51Nope.
00:41:52This time, thank you won't cut it.
00:41:55What?
00:42:19We are going on a date today, a fake date.
00:42:30Don't chasing people around.
00:42:32We are finishing this job, right?
00:42:33Um, excuse me, but I already have my own clothes.
00:42:37Megan, with all due respect, you dress like a solace robot.
00:42:42With all due respect, you dress like an escort.
00:42:45Yes, because I am one.
00:42:47Okay, fair enough.
00:42:49So, we start with lingerie.
00:42:55Lingerie is the soul of a woman.
00:43:01Look at this, the red one, or maybe the black one.
00:43:06No, definitely the red one.
00:43:09No.
00:43:10I'll take this.
00:43:14The, uh, have the best dresses.
00:43:18This?
00:43:19I'm not sure.
00:43:20Yes, because none of them are things you normally wear, Megan.
00:43:24Because none of them.
00:43:27Look, I don't even know how to walk in this.
00:43:31Stockings.
00:43:31I've got killer legs.
00:43:33Show them off.
00:43:35Yes, you're right about my legs, but look, I like to sit one leg over the other.
00:43:41And in stockings, it's...
00:43:42I'm a politician.
00:43:45Yes, so be a politician.
00:43:48In stockings.
00:43:49Oh.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:52I must admit, all your ideas before worked out, but...
00:43:55Oh, right.
00:44:00Let's give it a shot.
00:44:02Great.
00:44:04I'll be back later.
00:44:06Take your time.
00:44:08Coffee.
00:44:09With make?
00:44:10Without?
00:44:11Milk and sugar today.
00:44:12Oof.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:37Oh.
00:44:38Oh.
00:44:39Why, you look stunning.
00:44:58I'm sure you're saying that to everyone.
00:45:01I'm enjoying the view.
00:45:02Hey, is it the coffee?
00:45:10I saw it so full.
00:45:12And only I'm on milk.
00:45:13I don't own dresses like this.
00:45:19Because I've got no one to set them up.
00:45:29I see.
00:45:32Let me do it.
00:45:51Where are we going?
00:45:55No, no, no, no, Max, did you hear me?
00:45:59Yes, how do you begin?
00:46:02I'm going dancing.
00:46:04What?
00:46:05No, that's impossible.
00:46:08Boy, you don't dance.
00:46:11Exactly.
00:46:12I don't know how to move.
00:46:17Then I will teach you.
00:46:20The key is to feel your heart, bitch.
00:46:38That's the only music.
00:46:50Oh, my God.
00:47:07I'm sorry.
00:47:08Excuse me.
00:47:09Bless you.
00:47:10I guess I'm ready.
00:47:23I'm ready.
00:47:25And now, are you?
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Yes.
00:47:30Okay.
00:47:31Here we go.
00:47:31Seriously?
00:47:32You can't reach.
00:47:39Do not disturb.
00:47:47I relate to love your show.
00:47:51And now, I'm ready to love pineapples.
00:48:01Fuck.
00:48:02I don't know how to move.
00:48:04No, no, no.
00:48:04Move it.
00:48:06Move it.
00:48:07Move it.
00:48:08Move it.
00:48:10Move it.
00:48:12Move it.
00:48:15Move it.
00:48:17Move it.
00:48:18Move it.
00:48:20I'm how the party starts.
00:48:22It's like a work of art.
00:48:23They call me Molina Victoria.
00:48:25And they're feeling the euphoria.
00:48:27You want me to get you a drink, a drink?
00:48:38No, no, no, I don't drink when I'm happy.
00:48:41And now, I'm happy.
00:48:45All right, I'll be right back.
00:48:47Be right back.
00:48:52What's up, people?
00:48:57A good man asked me for one little favor.
00:49:03You all know that I can't sing notes for a true love story.
00:49:07So, Chris, let's go.
00:49:20Thank you, man.
00:49:23I just really hope it works.
00:49:27I don't know if I'll pull it off by myself, so I need your help, just in case.
00:49:35The thing is, I messed up, big time, with someone I love deeply, with someone I don't deserve
00:49:52because of how I acted.
00:49:55I didn't see it then.
00:49:56I just didn't get it.
00:49:59But, better late than never.
00:50:03Will you marry me?
00:50:08Will you marry me?
00:50:08Will you marry me?
00:50:17If you want me to marry me?
00:50:18Will you marry me?
00:50:18Yes.
00:50:19Will you marry me?
00:50:20Will you marry me?
00:50:20Who is?
00:50:25He is.
00:50:31All right, she said yes, and you're done for every couple!
00:50:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry, I'll take you back later, all right?
00:50:45What's going on?
00:50:46You know what? I changed my mind.
00:50:49Let's get wasted, what you think?
00:50:58Just so you know, I can really hold my drink.
00:51:06Are you okay?
00:51:15Megan?
00:51:19Megan, it's a beer. It's not a soup.
00:51:24Oh, Chris, you're so smart.
00:51:31Sorry.
00:51:33Huh?
00:51:34What's your problem, Megan Ford?
00:51:35What's your problem, Megan Ford?
00:51:39Megan Ford.
00:51:49Shoe designers.
00:51:51They cannot figure out how to make something comfortable and pretty at the same time.
00:51:59And it's a disaster.
00:52:01This world is in real danger.
00:52:04Yeah.
00:52:06Oh, it's not funny.
00:52:08Yes, it is.
00:52:09No.
00:52:10You physically cannot be happy with...
00:52:15have blisters on your feet.
00:52:18It's impossible.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Why did you get into politics, Megan?
00:52:24Why did you get into politics, Megan?
00:52:25It's...
00:52:26No.
00:52:34Because I want to make this world a better place.
00:52:38It's obvious.
00:52:39You're convenient.
00:52:40You're convenient.
00:52:41Tell me the truth, Megan.
00:52:42You know...
00:52:43Why?
00:52:44In the world that lacks comfortable shoes, the only thing we have is convenient answers.
00:52:51Someone hurt you once.
00:52:54Badly.
00:52:55Am I right?
00:52:56No.
00:53:00Come on.
00:53:01Check, please.
00:53:03Because...
00:53:04Here's Dr. Freud at the table.
00:53:07Oh, come on, Max.
00:53:09Look, you're pretty handsome, smart, and...
00:53:13You can add whatever adjectives you want on my behalf, of course.
00:53:17But please...
00:53:19Don't grow inside.
00:53:22It always ends bad.
00:53:27Come on, it's just you and me, Megan.
00:53:29Let's try.
00:53:31Oh, I see.
00:53:34You want to know what's bothering me, right?
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:37A 42-year-old woman sitting across the cowboy, trying to reach the highest point of her entire career with the help of a guy who earns money with his big...
00:53:49Oh, who am I lying?
00:53:51Huge dick, decent mind, and pretty face.
00:53:56And maybe, after all, you'll get...
00:54:00The highest, biggest paycheck you ever had.
00:54:04Sounds horrible.
00:54:05Absolutely.
00:54:06So, please, let's not open this can of worms, alright?
00:54:07Let's stay in this fake, wonderful world, where everyone's smiling.
00:54:20My husband, huh?
00:54:21I am a successful, self-made woman, and my ex-boyfriend doesn't propose.
00:54:34She's some kind of Barbie.
00:54:37She's in front of my eyes, after dumping me two days ago.
00:54:44That guy?
00:54:45She sucks, by the way.
00:54:47I know.
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:53Excuse me.
00:54:54Don't be sorry, Freddie.
00:54:56Come on.
00:54:57No one is crying tonight.
00:54:58Come on.
00:54:59Get up.
00:55:01Come on.
00:55:06Oh!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:09Oh!
00:55:10Oh, shoot!
00:55:11Okay.
00:55:12Okay.
00:55:21Good morning.
00:55:25I'm not sure.
00:55:27For you.
00:55:28Oh, thank you.
00:55:32Did...
00:55:33Did you change my clothes?
00:55:40Did you change my clothes?
00:55:42Do you appreciate my...
00:55:44gentlemen with no restraint?
00:55:46I even closed my eyes by changing you.
00:55:49Oh, yes, you did.
00:55:51Maybe not all the time yet.
00:55:54Where are we?
00:55:59I want to show you something.
00:56:00Oh, no.
00:56:02Are you a surreal killer?
00:56:03Maybe.
00:56:04Oh, what a twist.
00:56:07But maybe after last night, maybe it's been better.
00:56:11Look, about this night, I might have gone a little overboard, but...
00:56:15What's really?
00:56:16Stopping you from saying too much.
00:56:17Oh, but it's not even raining.
00:56:18But it calms me.
00:56:19The reason of the wipers.
00:56:21When it calms me.
00:56:22The reason of the wipers.
00:56:23When everything is falling apart, it reminds me that there are still some constants in life.
00:56:27Huh.
00:56:28Maybe you're crazy about it.
00:56:29But it really works.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31Yeah.
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:33It really works.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:35Yeah, it's really soothing.
00:56:36And there is a Daleks version.
00:56:37What?
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:39Oh.
00:56:40Oh.
00:56:41Oh.
00:56:42Oh.
00:56:43Oh.
00:56:44Oh.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:49Oh.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:51Megan.
00:56:52Hmm.
00:57:05Hmm.
00:57:07Hmm.
00:57:08Hmm.
00:57:09Trust me, okay.
00:57:14Trust in what?
00:57:21It would be better if we call my eyes.
00:57:24Oh, uh, Max.
00:57:27Trust me, he will love it.
00:57:29I promise.
00:57:30I already hate it.
00:57:35Oh, no!
00:57:37You freaking psycho!
00:57:38Please, back me to the room.
00:57:39I don't want to be here.
00:57:40Megan, Megan, Megan.
00:57:41No.
00:57:42Find your reflection in my eyes.
00:57:44What?
00:57:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:46See yourself.
00:57:47See yourself.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50That's the real Megan's fault.
00:57:52I see.
00:57:53Okay?
00:57:53The real.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:56Look out here.
00:57:57Yes.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:58And remember her.
00:58:00Yes.
00:58:01Yes.
00:58:02Yes.
00:58:04Just a good laugh after her last night.
00:58:06No, she's coming.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09Okay, it's okay.
00:58:11No, no, no, please.
00:58:13Please, let go of it.
00:58:14It's okay.
00:58:15I'm there.
00:58:16Please.
00:58:17Please.
00:58:19Keep your breath.
00:58:20Keep your breath.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:25Okay.
00:58:26One more time.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:28You know, that's only after you, it's the only real thing I own.
00:58:37The only place I was ever happy.
00:58:41And, um, you're the first person I brought here.
00:58:47And the first one I told that to.
00:58:48I used to hate making my bed.
00:58:50What?
00:58:52What?
00:58:55I came into politics.
00:58:58Because I hated rules.
00:59:01I always did.
00:59:02So I decided to become one of those who makes rules.
00:59:08So I could break them.
00:59:12But somehow, I just became the rule.
00:59:18Strict.
00:59:19Unnecessary.
00:59:20Useless rule.
00:59:21That cancels me his father.
00:59:25I see.
00:59:27I see.
00:59:28Then, Megan Ford, let's break the rules.
00:59:34What?
00:59:34No, no, no, where are you going?
00:59:37No, please don't leave me here.
00:59:38Please, please.
00:59:39No.
00:59:39Oh.
00:59:41No.
00:59:41What?
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:43No!
00:59:52Don't leave me here.
00:59:54What?
00:59:54Are you alive?
00:59:55Jump in, Megan.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:56No.
00:59:57Come on.
00:59:58You're crazy.
00:59:58You're crazy psycho.
01:00:00Are you Megan Ford or not?
01:00:01I am.
01:00:02I am Megan Ford.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:04Okay.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:07Let's break the rules!
01:00:08Ah!
01:00:13Ah!
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Oh, God!
01:00:17Oh, God!
01:00:17We're all gonna die!
01:00:19Oh!
01:00:19Oh!
01:00:19Oh!
01:00:20Oh!
01:00:20We're all gonna die!
01:00:22Megan.
01:00:22Megan.
01:00:23It's shallow.
01:00:24You're fine.
01:00:25Okay?
01:00:26Oh, jeez!
01:00:28It's shallow.
01:00:29Okay.
01:00:30I knew that.
01:00:32I was just sitting here.
01:00:33No, he's not.
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:36He's gonna die.
01:00:37Oh, yeah.
01:00:38Ah, it's not.
01:00:39I know.
01:00:42Oh, yeah.
01:00:43I knew that.
01:00:52Oh, yeah.
01:00:53Oh, yeah.
01:00:54Oh, yeah.
01:00:55Oh, yeah.
01:00:56Oh, yeah.
01:00:57Oh, yeah.
01:00:57Oh, yeah.
01:00:58Oh, yeah.
01:00:59You're so big.
01:00:59Oh, yeah.
01:01:00That's enough for the first time.
01:01:07Okay.
01:01:30Hey.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:32You okay?
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:36I'm very.
01:01:40I'll get you something right away.
01:01:55Captain Orr.
01:01:57Yes.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:09Max?
01:02:10Yeah?
01:02:13Does this thing work?
01:02:16Yes, of course.
01:02:18And I can say something?
01:02:21Sure.
01:02:22If you want to say something, just go for it.
01:02:26Megan Ford is speaking.
01:02:28You know, I have a very important message to the human.
01:02:33Mm-hmm.
01:02:34Steve Evans, you're officially an asshole.
01:02:41Who is Steve Evans?
01:02:44Are you ready?
01:02:45No.
01:02:46No.
01:02:47It was the first guy I slept with.
01:02:51Mm-hmm.
01:02:52And during the sex, he used to recite multiplication tables for, like, so make it longer.
01:03:00Yeah.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:02Um, once, he was like, seven times, eight, 54.
01:03:10Mm-hmm.
01:03:11Mm-hmm.
01:03:12And I slightly, like, cracked at him, like, 56.
01:03:15Mm-hmm.
01:03:16It was a fun day.
01:03:17He laughed.
01:03:18It was awful.
01:03:19Mm-hmm.
01:03:20And, you know, I've been thinking, that night would be different.
01:03:29What if I had an orgasm?
01:03:31I don't know.
01:03:32Maybe my life would be totally different.
01:03:34Yeah.
01:03:35Probably.
01:03:36Yeah.
01:03:37That's a good story.
01:03:42Oh, um.
01:03:46It's not haute couture, madame.
01:03:50It's clean and dry.
01:03:51Mm-hmm.
01:03:52Yes, thank you.
01:03:53I'll just step outside.
01:03:55Yeah.
01:03:56Uh, Max.
01:03:57Yep.
01:03:58Can you stay?
01:03:59Enough.
01:04:00Help me.
01:04:01I have swung too far.
01:04:02I can't focus.
01:04:03You say who you are, and I've noticed.
01:04:05If I fall apart, could you hold this?
01:04:08Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
01:04:11You got me digging way too deep in my feelings, and I'm over here looking for all the reasons.
01:04:28Way too deep in the feelings
01:04:31And I'm over here looking for all the reasons
01:04:37So if you're gonna stick around
01:04:41And if you plan to hold me down
01:04:44Be patient cause I'm finding out
01:04:47That I might need you, yeah
01:04:50Don't wanna mess up
01:04:52I can't lose your love
01:04:55I can't get enough
01:04:58And I'ma keep my heart up by my side
01:05:03I can act up
01:05:04Don't lean out of love
01:05:07You can't lose your love
01:05:10Matter of fact you might just be surprised, yeah
01:05:15I can't lose your love
01:05:17I can't lose your love
01:05:19And I'm over here looking for all the reasons
01:05:25Don't flatter yourself
01:05:39I am just starting to get sick
01:05:42Yeah
01:05:42Don't let me get that again
01:05:44I'm alive!
01:05:47Woohoo!
01:05:49Attention all vessels
01:05:50A storm is approaching
01:05:51All boats currently on the water
01:05:53Must return to the harbor
01:05:54Got it
01:05:56When is it expected?
01:05:58Forecast says within the hour
01:05:59Maybe 90 minutes
01:06:01We advise all vessels to return
01:06:03This storm looks serious
01:06:04Understood
01:06:07Thanks for the heads up
01:06:09We are ending back now
01:06:09Over
01:06:11Yes!
01:06:26How's it going?
01:06:27Good
01:06:28Really good
01:06:29I hope you haven't forgotten our agreement
01:06:31Max!
01:06:32I've never made love on a deck
01:06:35We should fix that
01:06:37Is this Megan?
01:06:40Is she okay?
01:06:40No, no
01:06:41It was the radio
01:06:43Someone high-checked the frequency
01:06:45Dump break
01:06:46I hope you haven't forgotten what this is all for
01:06:49No, of course not
01:06:50You have 24 hours to dump her
01:06:52I'll see you both in town
01:06:55Alright
01:06:55Are you ignoring your sense of Captain?
01:06:59Hmm?
01:07:01I'd rather have to do some small things with you
01:07:03No, it's...
01:07:08It's the dispatch I just want about a storm
01:07:11And I have to go back
01:07:13Fast
01:07:13Okay
01:07:14I never felt better
01:07:20Is something wrong?
01:07:31You look sad
01:07:32No
01:07:36No, it's okay
01:07:38I'm just worrying about a storm
01:07:41Here we go
01:07:43Yeah
01:07:46Max
01:07:58Sit down again
01:07:59Look, uh
01:08:04Are you sure you're okay?
01:08:06You're acting weird
01:08:07I'm fine
01:08:09It's just a storm
01:08:10Come on, I feel something
01:08:12You're not even joking
01:08:13Are you sick or what?
01:08:15You know what?
01:08:16Actually, there is something I need to tell you
01:08:20Oh, really?
01:08:27Megan, I...
01:08:28Megan, I...
01:08:29Megan, I...
01:08:33What?
01:08:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no
01:08:36Okay, okay, look
01:08:37I need to tell you something
01:08:39Really important
01:08:40May I go first, please?
01:08:43Yeah
01:08:43Look
01:08:44Look
01:08:44I know
01:08:45We had a deal
01:08:46And we had a contract
01:08:48That mistake is huge
01:08:49But
01:08:50Oh, God, it's so wrong
01:08:53It's happening
01:08:56And I cannot do anything
01:08:57I guess I'm...
01:08:59I guess I'm...
01:09:01I'm in love with you
01:09:03I love you too, Megan
01:09:13But sit down all the time
01:09:14Stop skating worse
01:09:15Welcome back, lovebirds
01:09:33How was the honeymoon?
01:09:46Uh, hello, Mr. Bacon
01:09:48It was great, thank you
01:09:50Right, Max?
01:09:53Yeah
01:09:53Yeah, it was great
01:09:54Yeah
01:09:55Good
01:09:55Megan, we need to discuss your schedule right away
01:09:58I need you now
01:09:59Max, I hope in the other car
01:10:02My guys will drive you
01:10:03We've got work to do
01:10:04Um, I'll be done soon
01:10:07And we'll meet up, okay?
01:10:09I'll swing by home to grab something
01:10:11Then I come astrip to you, all right?
01:10:13Yeah
01:10:14See you at home
01:10:15Yeah
01:10:16Oh
01:10:18So
01:10:34Are you ready for the next phase of our plan?
01:10:38I was hoping to rest a little bit before we dive back into the campaign
01:10:42But yes, of course
01:10:45Yes, what's the plan?
01:10:47Max didn't tell you?
01:10:50Max?
01:10:52No
01:10:52The plan was for you two to act like the perfect couple
01:10:57Then Max dumps you
01:10:58You continue your journey with broken heart
01:11:01Everyone feels bad for you
01:11:03And
01:11:04Both for you
01:11:06Stupid
01:11:07It's all for the show, of course
01:11:13Exactly
01:11:14Yes
01:11:15Tomorrow morning you'll hold a press conference
01:11:17And say
01:11:18Max would
01:11:19Left you
01:11:20For another woman
01:11:22Ratings will be
01:11:23Through the roof
01:11:24Yeah
01:11:25I'm so glad to see you here, I've missed you
01:11:50Hey
01:11:51Finally
01:11:54Let's do the math
01:11:55We had sex twice
01:11:57But frankly speaking, I had six orgasms
01:11:59So I will pay for the six
01:12:01It's fair
01:12:03What are you doing?
01:12:05So you smiled to me
01:12:06Um, what's the fee for the smile?
01:12:09I was looking for your priceless
01:12:10But I couldn't find
01:12:11Hundred?
01:12:13Two hundred?
01:12:14I'll pay two
01:12:15You earned
01:12:16No, I said no
01:12:18I didn't
01:12:18Okay
01:12:24That covers everything
01:12:28Of course on the top
01:12:30Have I already promised
01:12:32Bacon will handle
01:12:34The rest
01:12:34It's not my department
01:12:36That's not what you think, Megan
01:12:38That's exactly what I think
01:12:40You made me fall for you
01:12:41You did your job so good
01:12:44So you'll get more money
01:12:47Just listen
01:12:50Please
01:12:51Wait me outside
01:12:54You know what hurts the most
01:13:03I believed you
01:13:08I
01:13:11Megan Ford
01:13:14Who never trusted anyone
01:13:18I trusted you
01:13:21Let me explain
01:13:23No need to
01:13:24No
01:13:25I need
01:13:26I need some water
01:13:30I'm thirsty
01:13:30No
01:13:43You took the wrong glass
01:13:52What?
01:13:54I keep lip in those glasses
01:13:55That's jokes, Megan
01:13:59I don't need lip
01:14:01You know that
01:14:01But you're smiling
01:14:05You know what that means
01:14:06Yeah
01:14:07It means that
01:14:11Even with a broken heart
01:14:14I have good sense of humor
01:14:17Goodbye, Max Wood
01:14:22Megan
01:14:22Hello everyone
01:14:33Thank you all for coming
01:14:35I called you here
01:14:38Because I wanted to
01:14:40I wanted you to know this information
01:14:43Directly from me
01:14:45Mr. Wood and I
01:14:49We are not married anymore
01:14:54Ms. Ford, what happened?
01:14:57It turns out we wanted different things
01:14:59Mr. Wood was not ready for
01:15:02Responsibility that comes with being married to a politician
01:15:05So he left you
01:15:07Yes
01:15:08Will this affect your campaign?
01:15:12No
01:15:13I'm still in the fight
01:15:16It's personal and
01:15:20I won't let personal things get in the way of
01:15:25The bright future of our city
01:15:29Oh, Megan
01:15:30Megan, did you really expect a marriage to an escort to last?
01:15:35You know, Vanessa
01:15:36Yes
01:15:40Maybe it was foolish
01:15:47Maybe it was
01:15:51Too naive
01:15:53But I really did
01:15:57Megan, do you want to talk about this on my show?
01:16:05Megan, do you want to talk about this on my show?
01:16:11Yes, of course
01:16:12So, Ms. Ford, where did you spend your honeymoon?
01:16:19Today, candidate for mayor, Megan Ford, shot the public by announcing the end for her short-lived marriage to Max Wood
01:16:26According to her, Wood left her for a simpler life
01:16:30Megan expected to share more details about the relationship tonight, live on Vanessa's show
01:16:37She thinks I use her
01:16:39And it was all a lie
01:16:42I have to stop this now
01:16:47Time for the last dance, my friend
01:17:09Officer Michael Johnson, I was called for an emergency
01:17:17No one told us anything
01:17:19Listen, there is a threat inside
01:17:23If you want to explain to your bosses why you blocked a police officer from doing his job, be my guest
01:17:43Be my guest
01:17:43Okay, go ahead
01:17:50Three, two, one, on it!
01:18:02Oh guys, okay, okay
01:18:09So, um, Megan, tell us how you feel after such, shall we say, brief marriage
01:18:19Um, that was unexpected
01:18:26But I'm a strong person, Vanessa
01:18:30I'll be fine
01:18:33Oh God, of course, of course you will
01:18:38But still, how did a smart woman like you fall for an escort?
01:18:44Um, you know, um, sometimes heart beats the brain
01:18:53Even for such a strong woman like me
01:18:57Okay, sis, and what about the sex?
01:18:59I mean, was it as good as advertised?
01:19:02I'm sure, Vanessa, we've got a lot of very important topics to talk about
01:19:09I'm sure our viewers think it's very, very important
01:19:16Right, guys? Yeah!
01:19:17Okay!
01:19:24Good job, good job
01:19:25Now, camera two and camera four
01:19:28Jeremy, camera four, now
01:19:33Yeah, and now camera two
01:19:35And again, camera four
01:19:37Yes
01:19:38Camera four
01:19:42Uh, no, no, no, now camera five
01:19:46Five
01:19:47Jeremy, what the fuck is doing?
01:19:51Huh?
01:19:52Yeah
01:19:52Uh, I need a break
01:19:56Hello
01:19:58I told you I'd call you back
01:20:00Down the realm
01:20:01Yeah, but it's been over here now
01:20:02Down the realm
01:20:03Hey, hey
01:20:07Uh, uh, yeah, but you shouldn't been here
01:20:12It's a stop only
01:20:13I didn't know you worked here
01:20:15That's a good job
01:20:16Yeah, but I told you
01:20:18Every single time you made me feel comfortable
01:20:20But anyway, you shouldn't be here
01:20:24It's a light show
01:20:26I can see a lot of tension in your shoulders
01:20:28Stressed?
01:20:30Yeah, you have no idea
01:20:32Vanessa is a total monster
01:20:34Let me help you
01:20:35You know I'm good with my hands
01:20:37Oh, yeah
01:20:38Oh, yeah
01:20:39Really, yeah
01:20:41Enjoy
01:20:42Yeah, really nice
01:20:45Oh
01:20:46All right
01:20:57Here we go
01:21:02So, you're saying
01:21:07You really
01:21:08I'm sorry
01:21:10Um
01:21:11I don't understand
01:21:14Nothing
01:21:15Okay
01:21:16Um
01:21:18Megan Ford
01:21:20Find your reflection in my eyes
01:21:22Find reflection in my eyes
01:21:24Do you see yourself?
01:21:26Do you see yourself
01:21:28Right now
01:21:31In my eyes
01:21:32I see the real Megan Ford
01:21:34Remember
01:21:35The real Megan Ford
01:21:38Remember
01:21:39The real Megan Ford
01:21:41What did you just say?
01:21:51Actually, I don't know
01:21:53What's going on
01:21:55The editor's saying something weird in my ear
01:21:59Max?
01:22:00Max, are you here?
01:22:03Yes, I'm here
01:22:04And I'm coming to you
01:22:05Megan
01:22:10Megan
01:22:10Max?
01:22:14Megan
01:22:15What you're doing here?
01:22:20What I should have done from the start
01:22:21Michael Johnson
01:22:25Yeah, security division
01:22:30What?
01:22:35Fuck
01:22:37No
01:22:37Stop
01:22:39Stop
01:22:39Stop
01:22:40Stop
01:22:40Stop
01:22:41What's going on here?
01:22:43Megan, I'm sorry
01:22:43I'm so sorry
01:22:44Forgive me
01:22:45Forgive me
01:22:46I swear
01:22:47Hey, stop it
01:22:53Stop it
01:22:53You
01:22:54Don't move
01:23:01Don't move
01:23:02Megan
01:23:03Will you marry me
01:23:07What?
01:23:10This ring
01:23:11Perfect
01:23:12In your eyes
01:23:14Black demons
01:23:16For bad bitches
01:23:16You're not like this
01:23:18That's really cute
01:23:21Oh, God
01:23:23Wow
01:23:25Guys
01:23:29It seems
01:23:30We're witnessing
01:23:32The most dramatic love story
01:23:35Of all time
01:23:37Wow
01:23:38Kiss me
01:23:48Hey
01:23:52Hey
01:23:52You
01:23:52Stop it
01:23:54You
01:23:55Call 911
01:23:56You
01:23:57You
01:23:58You could have just called me
01:24:02You know that
01:24:02Yeah
01:24:03You're right
01:24:03I love you
01:24:06Oh
01:24:07Hey
01:24:14Hey
01:24:15How are you?
01:24:18How do you feel?
01:24:20Like someone shoved a crop out of my ass
01:24:23I'm totally worth it
01:24:24I think it's your professional trauma stalking
01:24:31Don't make me laugh
01:24:32Why didn't you tell me about bacon and the deal?
01:24:39You threatened to destroy your career
01:24:40And
01:24:42I was afraid you wouldn't believe me
01:24:44And I thought
01:24:49That you were just using me
01:24:52And
01:24:52And none of it was real
01:24:55It was real
01:24:56Every second
01:24:59I spent with you
01:25:00Oh
01:25:01It seems you feel better
01:25:05Yes
01:25:08Finally we don't have to pay for it
01:25:31Still sick
01:25:53Shut up
01:25:55That joke's expired
01:25:58Well
01:26:02Your party called Carrie
01:26:05Won't suffer from this candle
01:26:06You know what
01:26:08I don't care about that
01:26:11Somehow I realized that
01:26:13There are much more important things in this world
01:26:17Who are you?
01:26:20And what have you done with Megan?
01:26:22It's not me
01:26:23It's one
01:26:23Handsome guy
01:26:25Who turned her world
01:26:27Upside down
01:26:28Say something French
01:26:34It's okay to tell my food
01:26:39I don't know what you've just said
01:26:43But
01:26:43Oh I want you so much
01:26:46Excuse me
01:26:51I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know what I want you to know
01:27:21yes mr. president so how it's going the plan worked yes i'm confident she'll stay loyal
01:27:35with our little secret she won't have a choice good stay in touch
01:27:41enjoy the moment lovebirds the game has only just begun
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