A Suburban Guy Scams Arabs Out of their Oil Money Then Wishes them Well

Logan Roy

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00:00My agent called me and he goes,

00:01you said on Joe Rogan that you were performing in Abu Dhabi

00:05and you're actually performing in Dubai.

00:07They're cities and they have a rivalry.

00:09And I go, dude, who gives a fuck?

00:11What do I stop?

00:12I made a mistake.

00:14This is not a malicious slander.

00:18It's a mistake.

00:19He goes, well, they're very angry

00:21and they sent an email that you need to be controlled.

00:23I said, well, good luck.

00:25Whatever.

00:26I don't have to do it.

00:27I don't care.

00:30And then he called me a few days later

00:33and I thought he was going to talk about the Kimmel thing.

00:36I thought he was going to talk about the Kimmel thing.

00:40But he called me and he said,

00:42they heard what you said about them having slaves.

00:46And I said, I was being positive about it.

00:49I was defending them.

00:52He goes, well, I know that.

00:54I know you were defending.

00:55I said, I was defending them for having slaves.

00:59I literally said, slaves are probably hard workers

01:04and for the most part, agreeable.

01:09But they didn't like that.

01:11You can literally support somebody too much.

01:14I've learned this.

01:15You could actually, by the way, in life, this happens.

01:19Too many compliments.

01:20Too much.

01:22Too much support.

01:23And then they turn on you.

01:24So, yeah.

01:25Recently, Tim Dillon has been sacked by the royal family

01:29because his comments about them owning slaves or like whatever.

01:34He faced a lot of backlash for just taking that job.

01:38But now that he's out of it,

01:40he says that he took that front money,

01:44kept it, not going to give it back.

01:47Like he will buy a Lambo with it or like something.

01:49So, good for him.

01:51But, I mean, who the hell thought that Tim Dillon would keep

01:55the comedy job in Saudi Arabia?

01:58I mean, the guy has been like, you know, throwing jabs,

02:01which are funny, funny, funny jabs,

02:03at that whole area of the world since, you know,

02:06years and years and years.

02:07Like, there was even this video

02:08from like, I think, one year and a half ago, you know?

02:12The Free Press just put out an article

02:14how Qatar bought America.

02:18If that were true, there would be signs.

02:22That's completely untrue.

02:23I have not been bought.

02:24Does this look like a man who's been bought by Qatar?

02:27With all of the money you think,

02:28I still don't get to see my children.

02:31He can see my Twitter, but they don't see how I be feeling.

02:34So I became a Nazi, yeah, bitch, I'm the villain.

02:37And anyone that has accused me of getting money

02:41or becoming some type of Emirati or a Qatari,

02:45I'm the same person I've always been.

02:49I happen to like gold.

02:51Sue me.

02:52Sue me.

02:53Literally sue me.

02:56So, yeah, there was no shot in hell

02:58he would keep any job in that whole region.

03:01He said that they paid, like, he asked for 500,000.

03:04They wouldn't pay him that.

03:07So they said 375,000.

03:09He said, give me the money.

03:11And I mean, for one show,

03:14you know, more than a quarter of a million,

03:18he would be crazy to not take it.

03:21Even though the whole comic scene

03:22has literally sold out

03:24and took that job,

03:26you know, from Dave Chappelle

03:29to Louis C.K.

03:32to like all of them.

03:33I know it is their job,

03:35but most of them

03:36criticize these countries.

03:38But now, you know,

03:39they're like they're paying them

03:40like that oil blood money.

03:42Now they're like, oh,

03:43I guess that's cool, you know.

03:45I truly think it's like scumbaggy,

03:48but, you know,

03:50who cares?

03:51Here is the video of him saying

03:52how much they paid him.

03:54I'll tell you exactly.

03:55I don't give a shit.

03:56I wanted a half a million.

03:58They wouldn't do it.

03:59They gave me 375,000.

04:01I said, I'll do it.

04:03Well, turns out so would I.

04:06So carry on, Timothy.

04:07Carry on.

04:08I'll be very honest.

04:09I was going to say it on my show.

04:10I'm going to say exactly on my show

04:11what I got paid to do it

04:13and why I'm supporting the regime.

04:16The Saudis, Wahhabism.

04:18Private jet or corporate?

04:20Private jet.

04:21Oh, yeah, what's the accommodations?

04:22And the accommodations,

04:23they're dope, right?

04:24I'm staying in the ranch

04:25where they tied everybody up.

04:26So, yeah,

04:30him saying all this stuff

04:31about the Ritz-Carlton thing

04:34that, like,

04:34where they tied up folks,

04:36I would say you guys should,

04:38you know,

04:38research that on your own,

04:39but there was no way in hell

04:41after he said those things

04:43they would keep him.

04:45Like,

04:45if he thought,

04:47like, I mean,

04:48this guy has to be

04:49the most genius guy around

04:51because he got the front money

04:52and I bet he said,

04:54I don't want to go there.

04:55He just said those things

04:57just to get out of it.

04:58What a freaking genius, man.

04:59Like, this has to be the reason.

05:01This has to be.

05:01I think he pulled the greatest stunt

05:03any comedian has ever done.

05:06I don't know.

05:07What do you guys think?

05:08Now,

05:09people might say to me,

05:11hey,

05:12you're coming out

05:14and saying you're doing

05:15the Saudi thing for money.

05:16They're paying you a lot of money.

05:17I'm not going to tell you

05:18how much they're paying me.

05:19It doesn't matter.

05:21It doesn't matter how much.

05:22They're paying me $375,000

05:24for one show.

05:26Now, a lot of other people

05:27are getting $1.6 million.

05:28That's not me.

05:29I'm not in that bracket.

05:31But they're giving me $375,000.

05:33Others are getting $150,000.

05:34Why are they doing it?

05:35Here's the point.

05:37Here's the point.

05:38Okay?

05:40I am doing this

05:43because they're paying me

05:45a large sum of money.

05:46They're paying me enough money

05:48to look the other way.

05:50Do you understand?

05:51Israel gave none of us

05:53any money

05:54and expected we were all

05:55going to just defend them.

05:57For what?

05:58For no money?

06:00For $0?

06:02The threat that I won't get

06:04a sitcom on ABC Family?

06:07I'm supposed to go out

06:08and defend this genocide

06:09because maybe I won't be

06:12on ABC Family?

06:13I won't get to play

06:14a gym teacher

06:15on a network

06:16that won't be in business

06:17and I'm supposed

06:18to care about that?

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