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Yes Chef – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Hey. Are you lost? You're pretty.
00:00:22What do you want?
00:00:24Nothing. Just to get to know you.
00:00:26You want to see what I got?
00:00:30No.
00:00:32Help me!
00:00:34Calm down.
00:00:38Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
00:00:41Don't touch me! Leave me alone!
00:00:43Oh, paper spray!
00:00:45Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:00:49Stop! Don't touch me!
00:00:51Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:00:55Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:01:03Hey!
00:01:04Hey!
00:01:05Hey! Hey!
00:01:12Chef Fabian Laurent. I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:01:35What the fuck were you doing loitering me on my restaurant?
00:01:38I'm April Goodspeed, chef.
00:01:41Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:01:44What? You're April?
00:01:47Yes, chef.
00:01:54Give me your hand.
00:01:59Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:02:03Don't move.
00:02:11You look different.
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:14So do you.
00:02:18Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:23Ow!
00:02:24God! What the hell?
00:02:25What the hell?
00:02:26You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:02:35I can handle the pain, chef.
00:02:37Yeah. I saw.
00:02:39Anyway, you're wasting your time. You would never last here.
00:02:42No. No, I know how to cook, chef.
00:02:47Here. Look at my resume.
00:02:49So you work at a few places with stars. So what, kid?
00:03:01Just, just give me a chance.
00:03:04Okay, that's all I'm asking. I'll do anything.
00:03:07I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:03:09And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:03:11Just one chance, chef. That's all I'm asking.
00:03:18Get your shit and go, kid.
00:03:20Stop calling me that. I'm not a fucking kid anymore.
00:03:24You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to believe it.
00:03:308 a.m. tomorrow.
00:03:33You got one chance, kid.
00:03:41Hi. Are my results in?
00:03:47Yes, Miss Godspeed.
00:03:49I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:04:01As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple.
00:04:04Everyone gets three strikes.
00:04:06On your third, you're out on your fucking ass.
00:04:08Heard.
00:04:09Yes, chef.
00:04:10Yes, chef.
00:04:11Heard.
00:04:11Yes, chef.
00:04:12I expect total perfection.
00:04:14No excuses.
00:04:15This is the only thing I care about.
00:04:17If you fuck up my world, you are gone.
00:04:19Heard.
00:04:20Yes, chef.
00:04:20At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef.
00:04:23I only hire the best.
00:04:25I will choose the best.
00:04:28Heard.
00:04:29Yes, chef.
00:04:30Take a shot.
00:04:31Get to work.
00:04:31Let's fucking go.
00:04:32The cancer's come back.
00:04:43The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:04:47What can I do?
00:04:48There's a new pill.
00:04:52It's experimental.
00:04:56Very expensive.
00:04:58But it's your only option at the moment.
00:05:03How expensive.
00:05:06Hey.
00:05:06Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:05:13Yes, chef.
00:05:14Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:05:18No one gets special treatment here.
00:05:21No one.
00:05:22You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:05:25Heard?
00:05:27Yes, chef.
00:05:28Chef.
00:05:29Fucking what do you want?
00:05:34Who's this?
00:05:37Our nostalgia.
00:05:42Hmm.
00:05:44A little pretty for a cook, no?
00:05:48I bet you don't last your two days.
00:05:59Oh, my God.
00:06:02You're going to get very familiar with this, kid.
00:06:10Who's the new bitch?
00:06:12I have no idea, but she's got to go.
00:06:21The sauce is ready.
00:06:29Well, maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:06:47Clean up your fucking mess.
00:06:57That's strike one.
00:06:57Come with me.
00:07:08I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:07:10Take it off.
00:07:22Holy shit.
00:07:24Yes, please.
00:07:27Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07:35I'm...
00:07:36I just didn't realize.
00:07:40Never mind.
00:07:40Canar Coco Rose.
00:07:43My first award-winning dish.
00:07:45I thought a bit of my mother's funeral.
00:07:46It was her favorite flower.
00:07:48We are all pirates.
00:07:50Where I'm fucking from.
00:07:51What I do and what I've done.
00:07:53How I live.
00:07:55Everything that you fucking see around you
00:07:57is who I am.
00:08:00Do not fuck with my world.
00:08:03What's the fucking door, kid?
00:08:29We don't need a show.
00:08:30Come down.
00:08:58Turn behind.
00:09:12Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:09:15Maybe you're the potato girl now.
00:09:16I am better than peeling fucking potatoes
00:09:19and you know that.
00:09:28Is that right?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30That's right.
00:09:32We'll see.
00:09:33You have five minutes
00:09:34to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:09:36I need your station, chef.
00:10:00Behind.
00:10:01I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:02I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:03I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:04I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:05I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:06I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:07I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:08I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:09I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:10I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:11I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:12I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:13I'm going to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:10:1410 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:10:44What the fuck is this?
00:11:01Are those potato chips?
00:11:14What was it?
00:11:22This is not an omelet.
00:11:24It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:11:27You know it's good, you just don't want to admit it.
00:11:30I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:11:33God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:11:37The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:11:40You are a shit crook.
00:11:46Oh my god.
00:11:49Chef, I...
00:11:49Strikes you.
00:11:50Get the fuck out of my game.
00:11:51I am so sorry, chef.
00:11:52I...
00:11:52Out.
00:12:16Fuck.
00:12:16What are you doing here?
00:12:34You said you were leaving.
00:12:36Is that how you talk to your fiancé?
00:12:38This is my apartment.
00:12:41I'm not going nowhere.
00:12:42You are a cheating, lying, druggie piece of shit.
00:12:49You said I could stay the rest of the month.
00:12:52Well, you can.
00:12:55With me, babe.
00:13:09Where the fuck are you going?
00:13:11I am not staying here with you.
00:13:20You cut the stupid chef shit, April.
00:13:25Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:27You shouldn't be working anyway.
00:13:30You're not well.
00:13:31What?
00:13:32Come on, baby.
00:13:36When are we going to get married, huh?
00:13:38It's the only way to get your inheritance.
00:13:43Money is for my future children.
00:13:47I couldn't get it even if I wanted to.
00:13:54We can fake the pregnancy.
00:13:58It'll be easy.
00:13:59You're sick, remember?
00:14:13Who the fuck is going to want you?
00:14:17I will never marry you.
00:14:21I will never marry you.
00:14:44I will never marry you.
00:14:46Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late.
00:15:16I'm up, I'm up.
00:15:19Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:15:23I'm sorry, Chef.
00:15:25I-I just...
00:15:27I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:15:29Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your pers-
00:15:43What the fuck is this?
00:15:46It's-it's nothing, Chef.
00:15:49My-my ex, he...
00:15:54It's nothing.
00:15:55He hit her.
00:15:57That bastard hit her.
00:16:01Where does he live?
00:16:02No.
00:16:03No, Chef.
00:16:04I-I don't need your help.
00:16:05Don't worry.
00:16:06I'll find out.
00:16:07No! Stop!
00:16:08I can handle myself!
00:16:09No!
00:16:10I don't need her!
00:16:11Help!
00:16:12A-Avran?
00:16:13A-Avran, what's going on?
00:16:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:17Oh, come on.
00:16:18What happened to her?
00:16:29She's quite sick, Mr. LaRotte.
00:16:31It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:16:34We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:16:37She has cancer.
00:16:39Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:16:41You'll excuse me.
00:16:42I'll be right back.
00:16:43It's not as bad as it looks.
00:17:04You've fainted in my kitchen.
00:17:06I think it's pretty bad.
00:17:13Lay back down.
00:17:20Why didn't you tell me?
00:17:25Because it's none of your business.
00:17:27I don't need anyone's help.
00:17:30Well, too fucking bad.
00:17:32I paid your bills.
00:17:34You're going to take that medication, and you're going to get better.
00:17:37I told you I don't need your money.
00:17:39I'm not some charity case.
00:17:41I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:17:43I'm lending it.
00:17:44You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:17:51What?
00:17:52Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:17:54Buckle up.
00:18:00You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:18:02Just wait and see, chef.
00:18:03Jean-Luc, you have two pork chops, five foie all day, two medium, two medium rare, one black and blue.
00:18:15Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char.
00:18:17Heard!
00:18:18Yes, chef.
00:18:19Pan!
00:18:20Ronny, I got five moose moose all day.
00:18:25Heard!
00:18:26Heard!
00:18:27Yes, chef!
00:18:28Yes, chef!
00:18:29April, you have three scallops, two octopus, four mushroom, and a halibut.
00:18:32I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:18:34Stop fucking calling me kid!
00:18:36I've been hanging the meat.
00:18:44Hey, get it off the fire!
00:18:48Get the fuck off my line!
00:18:49Out of my kitchen!
00:18:50Now!
00:18:51Go!
00:18:54She's gonna cry.
00:18:55Oh, why do you think she's gonna fucking cry?
00:18:59Stick to baking, whore!
00:19:06Is this the right place for someone in your condition?
00:19:17I told you not to ever talk about them again!
00:19:22You said no special treatment, remember?
00:19:30Why do you want to work here?
00:19:32Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:19:40You're just an asshole.
00:19:42Watch it, kid.
00:19:46You call me kid.
00:19:49But I see the way that you look at me.
00:19:56I don't look at you anyway.
00:19:59Sure you do.
00:20:03You look at me.
00:20:05Like I could be your last wheel.
00:20:13You can never handle me again.
00:20:16So get it out of your head.
00:20:18I know you want me.
00:20:20So just do it.
00:20:32What is this?
00:20:33You can't learn to cook if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:20:37What?
00:20:39No.
00:20:41No, I'm not living with you.
00:20:43My place is close.
00:20:44You'll stay with me.
00:20:45You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:20:48Chef!
00:20:52Am I interrupting something?
00:20:53There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:20:58Tell them to wait.
00:21:00Tell them I'm with my new protege.
00:21:02Hmm.
00:21:08Protege?
00:21:09Me?
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:17Fine.
00:21:19I'll stay with you.
00:21:21But...
00:21:23Only until I find my own place.
00:21:25Then I'm leaving.
00:21:27Got it?
00:21:28I think I'll survive, kid.
00:21:37God.
00:21:55I hope he's not home.
00:22:07Good morning.
00:22:33Um, I'm...
00:22:35I'm just...
00:22:37checking out your sink.
00:22:39It's a good one.
00:22:40Sink wise.
00:22:43What are you doing?
00:22:49If you're gonna be living here,
00:22:51you're going to obey my rules.
00:22:58One.
00:23:00You will come right back here after work.
00:23:03What?
00:23:04Two.
00:23:07Two.
00:23:08You will do exactly as I say.
00:23:10You can't.
00:23:12And three.
00:23:14You will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend.
00:23:20He's trouble.
00:23:22You don't own me.
00:23:24When you're not working, you will be practicing.
00:23:25This kitchen has everything you need.
00:23:27No excuses.
00:23:29Practice.
00:23:30Until you...
00:23:32are perfect.
00:23:34And what if I don't wanna be...
00:23:36perfect?
00:23:38What if I don't wanna live by your rules?
00:23:42You can go back to living in your fucking core.
00:23:44You get a move on.
00:23:45You're gonna be late.
00:23:46Stop acting like you don't want me.
00:23:59You have no idea what you're doing.
00:24:04You're playing a fire, kid.
00:24:05You're playing a fire, kid.
00:24:06You're playing a fire, kid.
00:24:35You have to work.
00:24:55How is she still here?
00:24:57I have no idea.
00:24:59It's been five goddamn years.
00:25:02I've paid my dues.
00:25:04It's my time to move a sous chef, not this bitch.
00:25:07I think it's time to get rid of her.
00:25:11That's what I was thinking.
00:25:15I think I have an idea.
00:25:18You should.
00:25:19Ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce, I guess.
00:25:30Oh shit.
00:25:32Here it comes.
00:25:34Hey, new meat.
00:25:37You on trash duty today?
00:25:39Think you can handle it?
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:45That wasn't so bad.
00:25:49Hey.
00:26:15Fuck my life.
00:26:17How'd you like that, huh?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19Ah.
00:26:20Stop.
00:26:21You're right on target, huh?
00:26:22Stop.
00:26:23Oh my God.
00:26:24Stop.
00:26:25Stop.
00:26:26Stop.
00:26:28Stop.
00:26:30Stop.
00:26:32Stop.
00:26:33Stop.
00:26:34Stop.
00:26:35Stop.
00:26:36Stop.
00:26:37Stop.
00:26:38Stop.
00:26:39Stop.
00:26:40Stop.
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00:26:44Stop.
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00:26:46Stop.
00:26:47Stop.
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00:27:00Stop.
00:27:01Stop.
00:27:02Stop.
00:27:03Stop.
00:27:04Stop.
00:27:05Stop.
00:27:06Stop.
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00:27:08Stop.
00:27:09Stop.
00:27:10Stop.
00:27:11Stop.
00:27:12Stop.
00:27:13Stop.
00:27:14shut the fuck up you guys are you still on my fucking clock get inside and get to work
00:27:19one fuck up tonight and you're on dish pit duty for the rest of the fucking year
00:27:23it's you too john luke get the fuck out of here what ronnie what
00:27:30fucking serious
00:27:37you don't know the fucking difference then why do i fucking order from you god
00:27:44i'll just shower quick before jeff gets home and i'll leave
00:28:14april it's me call me back now where the hell are you
00:28:32i knew you'd be back
00:28:49where do you have a gun jeff
00:28:50i need that money april like real bad i i told you i i can't get it without a child
00:29:03well maybe we should make one right now
00:29:20are you okay
00:29:25what are you gonna do with that grams
00:29:33hey bro are you seriously fucking this old guy
00:29:39get the fuck out
00:29:52watch your back gramps
00:29:53are you seeing it kid
00:30:07what the fuck were you thinking i just wanted to shower i told you to stay away from him
00:30:14he could have killed you he could have killed you or worse
00:30:16why are you here don't you get it i'm trying to protect you
00:30:24just a kid that's just an excuse
00:30:26because you're scared because you're scared you don't know me
00:30:33and you have no idea what i would do to you and you don't know me
00:30:38i'm not a kid anymore
00:30:44prove it
00:30:51so when is that it you want to fuck me
00:31:06yes chef i want you to do whatever you want to me
00:31:19yes
00:31:31from now on you do exactly as i say
00:31:36as far as you're concerned you belong to me
00:31:40me. Got it. Yes, chef. Good. Get your shit. You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:32:10So he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff. He just showed up at your
00:32:18place? Yeah. He's crazy. He doesn't care. He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:32:27I mean, he's a great chef, but he's also... He's also what? Just be careful. I've heard
00:32:37some things about his past. I don't know. I just... I want him to respect me as a cook
00:32:47and not just see me as a child, you know? April, he's been hard on everyone. You should see
00:32:54my first week here. I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now. What you're
00:33:02going to do? I don't know how much longer I have on this planet. Might as well follow
00:33:12my heart.
00:33:13You're early. I want you to teach me. No.
00:33:40No. You ever make pasta? Yes, chef. Well, now you're going to learn how to do it the
00:34:08thing. I know you. Am I doing good, chef?
00:34:22What are you doing? What? Do you want to learn or do you want to play?
00:34:37Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:39Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:44We got delivery here. Hey, Dave.
00:35:04Jeff, what are you doing here? You know what I'm doing here.
00:35:11I told you I don't have the money. I'm going to need you to get it. Can't wait any longer.
00:35:19What are you going to do with that, huh? Jeff, you need to leave now. What?
00:35:26Wird, what? You wish to be a прокunt. I'm not fucking money, and I weigh in my fucking hands
00:35:33It used to be a little cunt.
00:35:36I'm on that fucking line.
00:35:38And I'm wearing my fucking hands on fucking Friday.
00:35:40I will come back here and I will not be this fucking nice.
00:35:44Got it?
00:35:47I miss the smell.
00:35:53We're gonna make it, baby.
00:35:55You just gotta trust me, okay?
00:36:01No.
00:36:02What?
00:36:02It did I fucking kill you?
00:36:07No!
00:36:10The next time it goes in your fucking head.
00:36:29What the fuck?
00:36:31I was trying to protect you.
00:36:32I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:36:34I'm an adult.
00:36:35You are a fucking child.
00:36:37Why can't you see I'm just trying to help you?
00:36:43I want you to go over me.
00:36:47I can't believe we're a fucking child.
00:36:47I don't want you to go over me.
00:36:47I don't want you to simply be in my mind.
00:36:47I don't want you to stop."
00:36:47I don't want you to meet you.
00:36:48I don't want you to stop protecting you.
00:36:50He still thinks I'm a child.
00:37:05Eat your heart out, chef.
00:37:20Okay, this is embarrassing.
00:37:31Uh, chef?
00:37:33What is it?
00:37:35Would you maybe want to watch a movie with me?
00:37:40Can't.
00:37:41Meeting someone.
00:37:43He has a date?
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46With whom?
00:37:48How is that any of your business?
00:37:57Ow!
00:38:03I wish you could stay here with me.
00:38:10One movie.
00:38:17What are you doing?
00:38:27I'm just getting comfortable.
00:38:31Do you get the hint now?
00:38:36A-prong?
00:38:38What?
00:38:38I thought we were watching a movie.
00:38:43We are.
00:38:49Do you think I don't know what you're doing?
00:38:52What do you mean?
00:38:57What do you think's gonna happen?
00:39:01I think if you were a real man, you'd fuck me right here, right now.
00:39:21Is that what you want?
00:39:22Yes, chef.
00:39:27You really think I'm just a 20-year-old.
00:39:29I'm telling you, I want it.
00:39:32And what do you think?
00:39:48I'm telling you, you're out.
00:39:50Ian.
00:39:51where are you i'm here i can't make it tonight you're with her aren't you
00:40:10fuck i don't have time for this just say it
00:40:15i'm with her you said we were gonna talk tonight
00:40:22listen we're business partners lola that's all we're ever gonna be from now on don't call me at home
00:40:45you just made the worst decision of your life chef wait until you see what i'm gonna do to you
00:40:58and that little bitch of yours
00:41:15what are you doing i had a bad dream can i stay with you
00:41:31fine
00:41:34but just for tonight
00:41:45what are you doing
00:42:15did we have sex
00:42:22no
00:42:25you would know if we had sex
00:42:27well he isn't wrong
00:42:29i wasn't done
00:42:40enough kid it's like this every morning
00:42:48you're not special
00:42:49you're not special
00:42:51fine
00:42:54whatever
00:42:55where are you going
00:43:00where are you going
00:43:01to make you breakfast
00:43:03to make you breakfast
00:43:12like
00:43:13you're watching
00:43:14you're out of the room
00:43:18you're not sure
00:43:19we're not too far
00:43:19uh
00:43:20what's going on
00:43:20with so
00:43:22that's great
00:43:23uh
00:43:23you're not sure
00:43:23to make you
00:43:24Can I help you?
00:43:47Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:43:50Weren't you wearing pants?
00:44:00You don't like it?
00:44:05What do you want right now?
00:44:12I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:18No.
00:44:30No.
00:44:33That was a mistake.
00:44:38It can't happen again.
00:44:40Oh, my God.
00:44:53Okay, so, I went to his room, and I was all like, I had a nightmare, and he let me crawl into bed with him, and, um...
00:45:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:12You almost fucked Fabien Laurent.
00:45:16Uh...
00:45:17He's old enough to be your father.
00:45:21Well...
00:45:22Well, what?
00:45:23Are you crazy?
00:45:25I touched his penis.
00:45:26What?
00:45:31Go on.
00:45:32It's huge.
00:45:40How huge?
00:45:41Like, huge!
00:45:43My girl, I would be in trouble.
00:45:46Big.
00:45:47God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:45:50Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:59Maybe...
00:46:01Does he know?
00:46:15Come on, I didn't.
00:46:16Three.
00:46:18Hey, Chef.
00:46:20Not now.
00:46:21John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:46:26What?
00:46:27You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:46:32And you just tell me about this fucking now.
00:46:34I just found out myself.
00:46:39Do you think you can handle it, Chef?
00:46:41Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:46:44He's an asshole.
00:46:45Well, feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:46:48Who the fuck puts this back?
00:46:51Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:46:53His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:46:58I'm fucking aware of that, Lola.
00:47:00Cut the bullshit.
00:47:06Seven.
00:47:07Hey.
00:47:08Hey.
00:47:14What happened to us?
00:47:16Hmm?
00:47:22There is no us.
00:47:29Hmm.
00:47:29no fuck
00:47:38never do that again
00:47:42oh don't fight it jeff
00:47:49you're gonna be mine again
00:47:52promise you that
00:47:54tonight we must be perfect no mistakes this critic is ruthless he is an attention-hungry little
00:48:04cocksucker and we must fucking please him rachel call all your pretty friends surround goldman
00:48:10with him get him drinking bills on me yes chef april you're on saute tonight chef but that's
00:48:19my station not tonight
00:48:23chef but shut the fuck up ronnie
00:48:29stations let's go
00:48:31yes chef
00:48:35i don't know who the fuck you think you are but this chef job is mine
00:48:41stay the fuck out of my way to me
00:48:49thank you chef
00:49:03thank you chef
00:49:09good evening mr goldman thank you for coming back to us hello lola hey
00:49:15let me look after your coat of course
00:49:19hmm i see you've purchased some better wines
00:49:23absolutely sir may i offer you the best seat in the house for you as per usual
00:49:29thank you
00:49:31thank you
00:49:33may i interest you in some stiller sparkling water
00:49:37look i've got two hours to get to the theater
00:49:39can we get on with it please
00:49:41absolutely sir the chef has something very special waiting for you tonight
00:49:45he's working he's not drunk for a change
00:49:47no sir he is here
00:49:49and ready to make you very happy
00:49:53you're still here
00:49:55not anymore sir
00:49:57thank you
00:49:59he's here
00:50:01okay
00:50:03he's here
00:50:04the motherfucker's here
00:50:05let's fucking go
00:50:07sean luke where's my fucking nosh
00:50:09one sec
00:50:11behind
00:50:13behind
00:50:15ronnie how's that fucking soup
00:50:17yes sir
00:50:19fans
00:50:27and i have salad
00:50:29sir
00:50:30half an hour for a salad
00:50:31hope you enjoy it sir
00:50:33no dressing
00:50:35no seasoning
00:50:37the land is always the best
00:50:43you happy with this
00:50:45if you're happy sir i'm happy
00:50:47chef
00:50:49where's my tuna tartare
00:50:51got it chef
00:51:05you're gonna watch me eat
00:51:06absolutely not sir
00:51:17enjoy
00:51:23thank you
00:51:25our best in the house sir
00:51:26not the cheap slop
00:51:27the chef drinks out
00:51:28oh best sir
00:51:29trying to get me drunk on you again lola
00:51:32oh you know me sir
00:51:34no no you
00:51:35please more
00:51:37oh absolutely
00:51:44enjoy sir
00:51:45April, can you give me a hand?
00:51:56I'm in the weeds.
00:51:58Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:51:59April, how's my risotto?
00:52:16Coming, Chef.
00:52:19What's he say?
00:52:22Hey, risotto, let's go!
00:52:24Coming, coming, Chef.
00:52:29Did you taste it?
00:52:35Of course, Chef.
00:52:43Great job, Kim.
00:52:44Hands.
00:52:49Back to your station.
00:52:51Yes, Chef.
00:52:54And last but not least,
00:52:56mushroom risotto
00:52:57with white truffles.
00:53:00Two years,
00:53:01the same three dishes.
00:53:04Chef, I must be a bit bored.
00:53:05Wow.
00:53:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:53:14No.
00:53:14Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:20No.
00:53:20Oh
00:53:41Sir
00:53:43You're fucking asshole. What's wrong with it?
00:53:55You try it
00:54:13I'm in Europe. Well, yeah
00:54:25Enough to kill a fucking elephant. What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there chef?
00:54:30Chef
00:54:38Mr. Goldman
00:54:40John, please give us another chance
00:54:44Any night you'd like maybe
00:54:48This used to be the best restaurant in the world. I think we all know those days are long gone
00:54:55Yes, chef?
00:55:00Everyone fucking out now
00:55:18No, not you
00:55:22What?
00:55:26Was it you?
00:55:28What are you talking about?
00:55:30What the hell chef there's still guests out there?
00:55:37Well, how about you?
00:55:39Did you fuck with my risotto? Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:44What are you talking about?
00:55:46Did you fuck with it?
00:55:48You fuck with it?
00:55:49No
00:55:50No
00:55:52No
00:55:53No
00:55:55No
00:55:56No
00:55:57No
00:55:58No
00:55:59No
00:56:00No
00:56:01No
00:56:02No
00:56:03No
00:56:04No
00:56:05No
00:56:06No
00:56:07No
00:56:08No
00:56:09No
00:56:30No
00:56:31No
00:56:32No
00:56:33No
00:56:34No
00:56:35No
00:56:36Tell me
00:56:37No
00:56:40No
00:56:42No
00:56:43No
00:56:45No
00:56:46No
00:56:47No
00:56:50No
00:56:51None
00:56:52Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:57:22Fabian, she's a distraction and you're only going to break her heart.
00:57:31Strike three, kid.
00:57:33You're fired.
00:57:34Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:57:52Hey.
00:58:00Hey, sis.
00:58:03How's that dumb fucking boyfriend?
00:58:06Shut up.
00:58:07I came to see how's April doing?
00:58:10She's incredible, right?
00:58:13Well, I fired her tonight, so...
00:58:17Wait, what?
00:58:19She fucked up.
00:58:20No special treatment in my kitchen.
00:58:22She fucking knows that.
00:58:23You fucking know that.
00:58:24Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:58:27Okay, mom.
00:58:28Why not?
00:58:29Apart from being an excellent chef, she needs this right now.
00:58:33And you, of all people, know it.
00:58:36She's right.
00:58:38You know you can't let her go.
00:58:40What are you doing?
00:58:57What does it look like?
00:58:59Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:59:11You finna, mom.
00:59:12My mom.
00:59:13You know she's aDaddy bro, how'd she walk?
00:59:14I heard her
00:59:23look, he didn't get up and start a table for her.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29Ask her colloid.
00:59:31The Ont grammar is so terrible that she saw.
00:59:33She's struggling to go out.
00:59:34I just wanted to have to look.
00:59:37I'm not just a model done.
00:59:38Wait, wait, why did you stop?
01:00:03No, no, no, no.
01:00:05I'm in a new mania.
01:00:08You ain't gonna help me make it.
01:00:13What the fuck?
01:00:14I'm in a new mania.
01:00:19I'm in a new mania.
01:00:23That is so good.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:56What is this?
01:00:58Not everything has to be perfect.
01:01:01Taste it.
01:01:02I'll be back before service.
01:01:16Keep going.
01:01:28I'll be back before service.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:49That's yummy.
01:01:50What are you doing here?
01:01:53I'm just trying to work.
01:01:54Oh, aren't you an entire little bitch?
01:01:56Just let me work.
01:01:58You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:02:02I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:04He was mine first.
01:02:05Yeah?
01:02:07Well, he's not anymore.
01:02:09So, you know he killed someone for me once?
01:02:12Yeah.
01:02:14He loves me that much.
01:02:18And we're gonna get married.
01:02:20And you're gonna go back to wherever the fucking red fucking hole town you're from.
01:02:25You know that might be true, but, um, he did go down on me last night, so, you...
01:02:42Agh!
01:02:42Agh!
01:02:43Agh!
01:02:44Agh!
01:02:45Agh!
01:02:46Agh!
01:02:47Agh!
01:02:48Agh!
01:02:49Agh!
01:02:50Agh!
01:02:51Agh!
01:02:52Agh!
01:02:53Agh!
01:02:54Agh!
01:02:55Agh!
01:02:56Agh!
01:02:57Agh!
01:02:58Agh!
01:02:59Agh!
01:03:00Agh!
01:03:01Agh!
01:03:02Agh!
01:03:03Agh!
01:03:04Agh!
01:03:05Agh!
01:03:06Agh!
01:03:07Agh!
01:03:08Agh!
01:03:09Agh!
01:03:10Agh!
01:03:11Agh!
01:03:12Agh!
01:03:13Agh!
01:03:14Agh!
01:03:15Agh!
01:03:16Agh!
01:03:17Agh!
01:03:18Agh!
01:03:19Agh!
01:03:20Agh!
01:03:21Agh!
01:03:22April?
01:03:33April?
01:03:47Hey.
01:03:49Have you seen April?
01:03:50Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:03:53Sure.
01:04:20I'll be right back.
01:04:50hi
01:04:57hi
01:05:00am i naked
01:05:03yes
01:05:06are you
01:05:09naked
01:05:10yes
01:05:12okay
01:05:17um why
01:05:22you were freezing to death
01:05:25it was the only way to warm you up
01:05:28right
01:05:31where are you going
01:05:38don't worry about
01:05:41what the fuck loga
01:05:58what you could have killed her
01:06:00oh calm down
01:06:01it was a joke i was gonna let her out
01:06:04this is your last warning
01:06:05stay the fuck away from her
01:06:07i would be less stressed about your new piece of ass
01:06:10and more about the review tonight
01:06:12yeah
01:06:14i convinced goldman to come back tonight
01:06:16so
01:06:18you better don't fuck this up
01:06:20this is my restaurant too
01:06:22oh and not to stress you out
01:06:25chef
01:06:25but we're fully booked for tonight
01:06:27don't fucking touch it
01:06:38april
01:06:40april
01:06:40you're my sous chef tonight
01:06:43let's see what you got kid
01:06:44thank you for coming back
01:07:06john
01:07:06this is that
01:07:07last chance
01:07:08what you begged me for
01:07:10mr
01:07:15go
01:07:15let's get on with it
01:07:18house finest coming right up
01:07:24marcel i need that escargot 30 seconds to go
01:07:29it better be fucking perfect
01:07:30yes chef
01:07:31hands
01:07:35take it go fast
01:07:36i don't think that's in the fucking recipe
01:07:59chef
01:07:59it's not what it looks like
01:08:01you know what fuck you chef
01:08:02we've been busting her asses here for years
01:08:06and you decided to promote her because she has a fat ass and a pair of perky tits
01:08:09what the fuck ronnie you two
01:08:11i think it's time to go guys
01:08:17torres
01:08:24yeah good luck chef
01:08:26what the fuck you guys we're in the middle of service
01:08:36jeff we just had a tent talk and the grandma has a shellfish allergy
01:08:46what's wrong
01:08:51where the fuck is your staff chef
01:08:58chef what are we gonna do
01:09:02okay
01:09:09okay
01:09:10all right
01:09:11um
01:09:12yeah we
01:09:13we can do this chef
01:09:15we can
01:09:15do this
01:09:18rachel
01:09:24you're the gm tonight
01:09:27lose the sewer pad
01:09:29go go go go go
01:09:32wake up
01:09:35chef
01:09:39you're on the line
01:09:42i got this
01:09:43don't look at me bitch
01:09:45okay
01:09:48okay
01:09:49here we go
01:09:53walking in 12 fillets all day
01:09:55oxtail
01:09:55five quail
01:09:56five duck
01:09:57two risotto
01:09:58nine fucking spinach
01:09:59april
01:10:00three flatbreads all day
01:10:02five endive salad
01:10:04nine escargot
01:10:05let's go
01:10:06let's go
01:10:07hello fresh meat
01:10:09where have they been hiding you all these years
01:10:12how's it going mr goleman
01:10:15i'm better that you're here now
01:10:16we're happy to have you back
01:10:20you can leave the bottle
01:10:22as you wish
01:10:24okay
01:10:32we're really gonna fucking make it
01:10:39yes
01:10:40i can't believe it
01:10:41okay
01:10:42let's dig in
01:10:43almost there
01:10:45heard chef
01:10:46hands i need hands
01:10:49hands
01:10:50you
01:11:02you
01:11:08you
01:11:10you
01:11:12you
01:11:16you
01:11:18wait
01:11:32where the fuck are the tarts
01:11:36they should be in that fridge
01:11:43you
01:11:49just one left
01:11:50oh
01:11:53yeah
01:11:55yeah
01:11:56yeah
01:12:01yeah
01:12:02yeah
01:12:06yeah
01:12:08yeah
01:12:10We can make another.
01:12:23They take five arses.
01:12:40Jeff, look.
01:13:10Perfect.
01:13:15Go.
01:13:17I'll take it myself.
01:13:34And the women's arms?
01:13:57I know.
01:14:06I...
01:14:09Oh.
01:14:12And?
01:14:15No gas.
01:14:17No smoke.
01:14:18No mirrors.
01:14:21That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:14:24I'm gonna tell everyone that Fabien Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:14:32Congratulations, chef.
01:14:33Good job.
01:14:36Congratulations, chef.
01:14:37Good job.
01:14:40I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:14:54I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:15:02You can do this.
01:15:03You can do it.
01:15:04It's...
01:15:06Oh, my God.
01:15:36I'm not a mess, I'm not a mother-old
01:15:39Like I take a chance in it all that we don't know
01:15:43This is my beginning of falling in the air
01:15:47Tell me what you say, tell me when you want to
01:15:50Come on, now
01:15:51It can be anything
01:15:56It can be anything
01:16:00It can be anything
01:16:04That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
01:16:34You're amazing.
01:16:43You know, I was thinking...
01:16:48What?
01:16:54What if we had a day off?
01:16:58Okay, hear me out.
01:17:01Hey.
01:17:01Hey. Hear me out.
01:17:05Hey, hey, hey.
01:17:08April.
01:17:14Doctor.
01:17:16What happened with her?
01:17:17Everything looks good. Actually perfect, in fact.
01:17:21Medication's working.
01:17:23I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:17:25But then why did she faint?
01:17:28Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:17:31Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:17:34Workout? Anything like that?
01:17:41Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:17:44Gross.
01:17:46Gross.
01:17:47Gross.
01:17:47I have to tell you something.
01:17:59I have to tell you something.
01:18:02Seven years ago, I...
01:18:04I killed a man.
01:18:08It was an accident, but it happened.
01:18:14He was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:18:17And I just reacted.
01:18:19I spent two years upstate for manslaughter.
01:18:22For Lola?
01:18:23She wishes.
01:18:29It was for my sister.
01:18:33Her ex came after her.
01:18:35I had to make a choice.
01:18:39I know.
01:18:41It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:18:43I understand.
01:18:46She does.
01:18:49Yeah.
01:18:52That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:18:56You're a hot guy.
01:19:12To find her.
01:19:17I was gonna call you.
01:19:24You were?
01:19:25I just need a few more days.
01:19:35I'll get you back.
01:19:40You were?
01:19:47You had...
01:19:48No, please, please, leave me.
01:19:49I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
01:19:50You had...
01:19:51One day.
01:19:53Twenty-four hours.
01:19:56Get me!
01:19:56My money!
01:19:57You understand?
01:19:59Yes.
01:20:00Very good, sir.
01:20:02Hmm.
01:20:03Proud of you, chef.
01:20:12Thank you, chef.
01:20:15Thank you, chef.
01:20:24Thank you, chef.
01:20:32All right, give me a spare.
01:20:33I'll be back.
01:20:33Got it.
01:20:34April?
01:20:43April?
01:20:46Help!
01:20:46Help!
01:20:47Help!
01:20:47Let's go!
01:20:48Help!
01:20:48Let's go!
01:21:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21:02Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:04Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:06Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:08Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:10Let go of me.
01:21:12Shut up.
01:21:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21:18Let go of me.
01:21:20Anything fucking new.
01:21:22Now, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
01:21:26Just marry me.
01:21:28Come on.
01:21:30You take the money in line.
01:21:32You say yes?
01:21:36I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:21:48I gave you a chance.
01:21:52Remember that.
01:21:58How amidst the passion.
01:22:08Chaos.
01:22:10And the violence of the kitchen.
01:22:14We found each other.
01:22:18What did you do with her?
01:22:20Love is love.
01:22:26It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:22:30It just needs to be...
01:22:38Beautiful.
01:22:40April.
01:22:42What is your most in the house?
01:22:46Look at the house, you don't have to be perfect.
01:22:48It's a piece of money.
01:22:50It's all.
01:22:52It's a piece of money to your head.
01:22:54It's all that it's all.
01:22:56It's a piece of money.
01:22:58You devote to a whole day.
01:23:00It's a piece of money.
01:23:02It's a piece of money.
01:23:04It's a piece of money.
01:23:06April, you have to go away for a while.
01:23:13What?
01:23:16No.
01:23:18No, you saved me.
01:23:21The cops won't see it that way.
01:23:24No.
01:23:25No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:23:28I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:23:36Hey.
01:23:45I love you.
01:23:56I love you too.
01:24:00Friday night.
01:24:15200 on the books.
01:24:17We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12.
01:24:20So let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:24:23All right, everyone.
01:24:25Let's gear up.
01:24:27Tonight's gonna fuck us.
01:24:28So let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:24:30Yes, Jeff!
01:24:37New girl.
01:24:46You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:24:57Amazing night, Chef.
01:25:01You really are a fucking rock star.
01:25:04Hey.
01:25:10I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:25:15Congratulations.
01:25:20You're in remission.
01:25:21Jess.
01:25:22Completely cute.
01:25:23Wash my hands.
01:25:24You're in remissionable but you'reaperés.
01:25:27onda, friend, bro.
01:25:28You don't even have anyControl.
01:25:29In the remissionable?
01:25:31Without your hands, I'motin super.
01:25:33Jeremy, William.
01:25:34Busy night, chef.
01:25:55Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:25:59I can show you my reason.
01:26:04It's like old times.
01:26:21Yeah, it is.
01:26:22You're the talk of the town, too.
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