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Omg, My Husband Is A Callboy - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm in shock, too.
00:00:15Ladies, I was expecting the lawyer.
00:00:20Captain Home Mayor, Steven.
00:00:23The mayor of Kennedy, may I excuse?
00:00:26Yeah, she's got a slight shot.
00:00:30I watched the show.
00:00:31I've officially lost my mind.
00:00:33Megan, he is our only shot.
00:00:35Remember?
00:00:43Megan Quirk.
00:00:44What's going on with your sex life?
00:00:47My personal life has nothing to do with politics.
00:00:50You're conservative.
00:00:51You can stop talking the moment someone mentions family values.
00:00:56Is that so bad?
00:00:57Khalid, your whole image is the exact opposite of what family looks like.
00:01:05I was just about...
00:01:06I have a friend, she's a lesbian, and she really likes you.
00:01:09Can I give you your number?
00:01:10I'm not alone with everyone!
00:01:12Oh man!
00:01:13Politics is like cooking.
00:01:14It makes the right ingredients, follow the recipe and serve what people want.
00:01:16But I...
00:01:18I always burned everything.
00:01:19He makes the right ingredients follow the recipe and serve what people want.
00:01:21But I, I always burned everything.
00:01:22burn everything. I have a lot of things to do to prepare for my future wedding.
00:01:43Now I have one chance to make it true. This one in titanium gold from our top
00:01:51designer. It's awful. No. No. I'm looking for something special and you keep offering me
00:02:05what 50 women just like me will be wearing today. Have you ever seen a woman in despair?
00:02:10Despair is when there is no choice. But you, I see, have too many.
00:02:21What do you see? I see a woman trying to find something special to prove to herself that she
00:02:27is special. Show me with a black diamond. What will you say, expert? Honestly, it's not you.
00:02:43You are not a black diamond. You are something much rather. Which one would you propose to me with?
00:02:48You don't know me. I know enough. He doesn't scream, look at me. It whispers. Look closer.
00:03:07Seriously. I can barely see the diamond. I'm taking the black one.
00:03:23For consultation. And please, next time, keep your opinion to yourself.
00:03:35Bye.
00:03:39Babe, babe, babe. I was driving around. I'm so sorry. I was trying to find a parking sport.
00:03:45Christopher Walsh, will you be my husband?
00:03:49Well, I won't lie. It's tempting. But I don't have a ring for you, babe.
00:04:02I accept.
00:04:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not rush things.
00:04:07Rush? We've been together for four years, seven months, 24 days.
00:04:14You know what?
00:04:14I've been cheating on you more than once. Of course I knew. Who do you think I am?
00:04:24Megan. I don't sweat on this small stuff. You were a perfect candidate. Harvard University, assistant
00:04:33EA, not so good looking. For the voters it's really important not to feel jealous.
00:04:40Megan, please, do the world a favor. Go see a doctor, because you are sick.
00:04:48Escort him out.
00:04:49And that's exactly how you lose your political career under five minutes. What can I say?
00:05:04I have heard. You're done.
00:05:11We have a PR consultant, and he thinks that we need something more like this.
00:05:19An ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
00:05:22You cannot have an ice cream, and you know that.
00:05:25Oh, I can have anything. I'm done anyway.
00:05:28You'll have press conference anyway.
00:05:30I'm not going out there. What am I supposed to say?
00:05:33Hello, I'm Megan Ford, and I'm a political corpse.
00:05:39I think the news might surprise you. Just believe me.
00:05:46What the hell is that?
00:05:49Who the hell is that?
00:05:51And then, unexpectedly, a new chance appeared.
00:05:57I need a seat. Now.
00:05:58That perfume campaign called OD democracy?
00:06:04No.
00:06:06Yes.
00:06:07No.
00:06:08How do I look perfect as always?
00:06:10Oh, I like as always.
00:06:12So, where do we go? Where does he live?
00:06:16Oh, listen, Mark.
00:06:18Oh, no, I've got to go.
00:06:20So, we have a teeny little problem with that.
00:06:25What problem? I thought you found him.
00:06:26Please, don't freak out.
00:06:28I'm not freaking out.
00:06:35Well, uh, you, uh, your misery mystery fiancé is in jail.
00:06:43With the car.
00:06:44Mark calling.
00:06:48Mark, I'm so glad to hear you.
00:06:58I'm in shock, too.
00:07:07Ladies.
00:07:09I was expecting the lawyer.
00:07:12Got to own me instead.
00:07:13I've officially lost my mind.
00:07:17Megan, he is our only shot. Remember?
00:07:22So, Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:26Yes, thank you. Mr. Max Wood.
00:07:28Are you aware that walking around the city totally naked is illegal?
00:07:32I'm hoping you would chant that when you win.
00:07:34Yeah, nice try.
00:07:35But it's not our problem, as you can see.
00:07:37Okay, be honest.
00:07:38Oh, you can see.
00:07:39I got mugged.
00:07:40I'm hooked out.
00:07:42Walked up without my clothes.
00:07:44Mr. Wood,
00:07:46are you kind of a businessman, am I correct?
00:07:49Yeah, that's right.
00:07:50I run a small company called Comfo.
00:07:55Well, not so small, as I can see.
00:07:57And what's area of your expertise?
00:08:01Something like psychology.
00:08:04Psychology.
00:08:06Sounds great.
00:08:07Do you even have a degree?
00:08:08Yeah, university.
00:08:10And he's not lying. Just check this out.
00:08:15I am an honest man.
00:08:16Okay.
00:08:17You have to pretend to be my husband for one month.
00:08:22After that, do whatever you want. We're just not compatible.
00:08:26I'll pay you $100,000.
00:08:28Can't believe I'm saying this.
00:08:29Oh, so the black diamond didn't work yet?
00:08:31$70,000.
00:08:33And what if I said no?
00:08:34I'll find plenty of witnesses ready to swear.
00:08:36They saw you naked in every single playground in this country.
00:08:42And the witness hunt begun.
00:08:48I'll do it.
00:08:49Great.
00:08:50Well then, sign here.
00:08:52Consent and non-disclosure agreement, please.
00:08:58Oh my god.
00:09:06Miss Ford, aren't you concerned about the age difference?
00:09:13No.
00:09:15He's not much older than me.
00:09:17How did your campaign team react?
00:09:18Absolutely great.
00:09:19They are happy for me.
00:09:21Or what kind of reaction did you expect?
00:09:24Should they burn me at the stake?
00:09:26Are you planning to have children?
00:09:28And are you planning to be more tactful?
00:09:30No, no.
00:09:31Still, you're not just a woman.
00:09:32You're a politician.
00:09:33And voters deserve to know.
00:09:35Borders have nothing to worry about.
00:09:39If we do have a baby,
00:09:45I will take full responsibility.
00:09:48I'm gonna kill him.
00:09:49And that's cute.
00:09:50That's cute.
00:09:55Guy doesn't need Megan Ford.
00:09:57You surprised me.
00:09:59That's one vote from you, Vanessa.
00:10:01As promised.
00:10:02But, um, I have just one question, okay?
00:10:05Do you honestly think anyone will believe this?
00:10:10Believe what?
00:10:13Come on, Ford.
00:10:14Give me a break.
00:10:16You really thought no one would find out?
00:10:18Your fiancée's a massacre.
00:10:20You hired him.
00:10:22You hired him.
00:10:23Oops.
00:10:28What is she talking about?
00:10:34Feeling lonely?
00:10:35Call me.
00:10:36Oh, my.
00:10:37I'll bring.
00:10:37Or fall.
00:10:44I see.
00:10:45Like this.
00:10:49It's really fun.
00:10:57Whoa.
00:11:00Turn this off.
00:11:13I prefer to call it emotional support for lonely women.
00:11:16Please tell me that it's some kind of AI generation.
00:11:21Do you think it's so much as a joke?
00:11:23Oh, no.
00:11:24That's all me.
00:11:25That's all me.
00:11:25I love that, Adam.
00:11:27Don't you?
00:11:28So, Max, how much did she offer you for this?
00:11:35Excuse me.
00:11:38Excuse me.
00:11:43Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, this is the end of our press conference.
00:11:49Now, you, mister, say goodbye to the audience and go follow me right now.
00:11:55So, Max, have other female politicians ever approached
00:11:58before?
00:11:59Do you have an intimate relationship with her?
00:12:01You know what?
00:12:03I wish you all a good night.
00:12:04Get some sleep.
00:12:06It's good for your skin.
00:12:07Come on.
00:12:08Are you serious?
00:12:10You're so hot.
00:12:11I can't use it.
00:12:20I hate those heels.
00:12:22This dress code is killing me.
00:12:28Oh, maybe I should change party.
00:12:32I can't even breathe in this stuff.
00:12:35I just want to wear these sneakers and sweat.
00:12:47I just want to wear these sneakers.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:59That's how I want to wear them.
00:13:04Super glass.
00:13:10A little bit of chantilly.
00:13:17Not too much.
00:13:22And if I...
00:13:33Not for you.
00:13:34That's how I want to hold it.
00:13:42Well, I mean, not just that, if you know what I mean.
00:13:50Excuse me.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52You see, she's ready the moment she walks in.
00:13:56And you call her a concept?
00:13:58Come on.
00:14:01I'm gonna kill you.
00:14:04I'm gonna kill you.
00:14:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she really loves roleplay.
00:14:09Sometimes she just can stop.
00:14:12Tell them something about your, your bagels again.
00:14:16Bagels.
00:14:18So, the bagels, uh, you want to try it?
00:14:24Sweetheart, Mr. Bacon called.
00:14:27He says we have to keep going.
00:14:30You've never gotten this much buzz before.
00:14:32Listen, he even recorded a statement.
00:14:35Have you seen it?
00:14:37No.
00:14:37No, check it out.
00:14:38What we witnessed today was a disgrace to professional journalism.
00:14:45I personally blessed the union between Ms. Ford and Mr. Wood.
00:14:50Who among us hasn't made mistakes in the past?
00:14:54I believe that Ursula's flat until they went for it.
00:14:56Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:14:57This is boring.
00:14:59So, I think you shouldn't even go to the kitchen.
00:15:01No.
00:15:02Megan Ford.
00:15:03Mm-mm.
00:15:04I hate you.
00:15:07I love you too.
00:15:08Okay, I'll do that.
00:15:10Did you drink some champagne or?
00:15:13It's not your business.
00:15:14Well, everything about you is my business.
00:15:17Meh.
00:15:18So tasty.
00:15:32Honey, don't you think these bagels are too sweet?
00:15:35Sometimes you overdo it with sugar.
00:15:39Queen of my heart is back.
00:15:40You go ahead and tell me.
00:15:43We have guests.
00:15:45I could prepare something.
00:15:54So, what media are you from?
00:15:57Red light.
00:15:58We are cable channel.
00:16:00Didn't know your audience was into politics.
00:16:05More than you think.
00:16:08Any other questions?
00:16:11How did you two meet?
00:16:15Well, um...
00:16:17I was looking for a ring.
00:16:19On the beach.
00:16:20On the beach.
00:16:20She lost a ring at the beach.
00:16:23And I was just walking around.
00:16:26And I just helped her find it.
00:16:28That's all.
00:16:30So, you were engaged before?
00:16:33It's a long story.
00:16:35My life was full of adventure.
00:16:56Sorry, Lou.
00:16:57We gotta go.
00:16:58Let me pick this up next time.
00:17:02All right?
00:17:02Uh-huh.
00:17:04Take it to me.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:12Am I surprised?
00:17:14No.
00:17:15They always act like that.
00:17:17Thank you for coming.
00:17:18You can go now.
00:17:22Be careful.
00:17:23Dogs.
00:17:24Put me down, myself.
00:17:26Put me down.
00:17:26Hold it.
00:17:27Hold it.
00:17:27Hold it.
00:17:27Hold it.
00:17:28I said, put me down.
00:17:30Put me down, myself.
00:17:34If you ever...
00:17:37If you ever touch me again...
00:17:39Stop.
00:17:40Stop.
00:17:40If you think I want to do that...
00:17:42No.
00:17:44I don't kiss women like you.
00:17:46For free.
00:17:47What?
00:17:48What did you say?
00:17:49Oh, say it again.
00:17:51Say it.
00:17:52Huh?
00:17:53Say it.
00:17:53I don't kiss women like you for free.
00:17:56What?
00:18:00Get full of my toes.
00:18:02Well, that's actually better than I...
00:18:04Megan.
00:18:05What are you doing?
00:18:06Let him go.
00:18:07I want him to apologize.
00:18:11Apologize for what?
00:18:12He said he doesn't kiss women like me for free.
00:18:18He's an escort.
00:18:21And that what you're just doing, it's uh...
00:18:25It's too expensive.
00:18:26I know.
00:18:29But can't an escort be a little bit more tactful?
00:18:35You know what?
00:18:41French again.
00:18:44Wait a minute.
00:18:46I will buy you a dictionary.
00:18:48Wait a minute.
00:18:51Listen, you misunderstood her.
00:18:53She just had a tough day.
00:18:54Like, every day her day is a tough day.
00:18:57California, all right?
00:18:58Listen.
00:18:59I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:00Okay.
00:19:00Both of you.
00:19:01I don't care about what you do.
00:19:03I mean, I'm not doing this anymore.
00:19:05Okay.
00:19:06I've got dignity.
00:19:06Yes.
00:19:07And self-respect.
00:19:08For sure.
00:19:09Do you believe that?
00:19:10No, not much.
00:19:12I am the president of the Cowboys Union.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16Son of a man.
00:19:19Nice job.
00:19:20Oh, you're not joking.
00:19:23Wait.
00:19:24Found the wall, Mr. President.
00:19:29Whoa.
00:19:31Neck.
00:19:31Is this my control show with you guys?
00:19:39Nice to see you, Mr. Bacon.
00:19:44I'm disappointed.
00:19:46Deeply disappointed, Megan.
00:19:48Mr. Bacon, I want...
00:19:49Shh.
00:19:51I came here to congratulate you.
00:19:54You're being hunted now.
00:19:56Megan, the press wants to destroy you.
00:19:59As always.
00:20:01Excuse me.
00:20:02I've invested in you too much.
00:20:04I won't let anyone destroy my work.
00:20:06Understand?
00:20:07Mr. Bacon.
00:20:08Shut up.
00:20:09You're going on a honeymoon.
00:20:11What?
00:20:12But before that, we are throwing a little wedding.
00:20:21I'm gonna call a president.
00:20:29Sir, nice to see you.
00:20:32Max, how much did Megan promise to pay you?
00:20:37I'll pay you three times more.
00:20:42For what, sir?
00:20:43People love resilience.
00:20:46Resilience is born from heartbreak.
00:20:48You need to make them believe that your love is real.
00:20:52That you were made for each other.
00:20:54Then, you leave her.
00:20:56That's when Megan will finally become the candidate that people need.
00:21:02She'll gain a soul.
00:21:03I don't.
00:21:09No.
00:21:10No raccoon, no doves, other animals at all.
00:21:22Then, you may seal your union with a kiss.
00:21:25Okay, just do it, okay?
00:21:28Do it.
00:21:41Here we go.
00:21:46I hate flying.
00:21:48I'm exhausted.
00:21:49I don't want to be here.
00:21:50And I hate all of this idea of espresso and honeymoon nonsense.
00:21:55Yeah.
00:21:59What the?
00:22:03What the?
00:22:11Do it again.
00:22:12And I'll break your pretty nose, honey.
00:22:14Oh, yeah?
00:22:15Oh, yeah.
00:22:15Oh, yeah.
00:22:16Oh, yeah.
00:22:20Just chill, all right?
00:22:29I'm doing this because I have to.
00:22:32They can say if we don't sell it.
00:22:34No one is buying it.
00:22:36That's all.
00:22:37We should have find out how many journalists are here.
00:22:40Oh, really?
00:22:40Mm-hmm.
00:22:41And how are you going to do that, genius?
00:22:43Run the survey?
00:22:45What?
00:22:46Excuse me.
00:22:50I'm out here for the half of the weekend.
00:23:03Let's go.
00:23:04Make way for the newlyweds.
00:23:06Megan, please don't run.
00:23:07That's one more question.
00:23:08Megan, wait, please.
00:23:09We can walk now.
00:23:10Close it, close it, close it, close it.
00:23:12Megan.
00:23:12Be back.
00:23:13Megan.
00:23:14Block the door, be apart.
00:23:15Megan.
00:23:15How do you feel?
00:23:16How do you feel?
00:23:17Wait, please, one more question.
00:23:20Can you scratch my head, Liz?
00:23:24Huh?
00:23:25No.
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:26Do you realize you are denying the wish of a dying man?
00:23:33What?
00:23:34Nothing.
00:23:35Sorry.
00:23:35I mean, technically speaking, we are all dying, second by second.
00:23:43Yes.
00:23:45We're here.
00:23:47We're here.
00:23:48Oh, yeah.
00:23:48Oh, you have magic fingers.
00:23:56How's anyone told you that?
00:23:58One more word and I stop.
00:24:00With hands like this, you should have gone into my sight.
00:24:04Actually, maybe this is the secret to great politicians.
00:24:08I never looked closely at the president's fingers.
00:24:10You have a great smile.
00:24:19There is this perfect dimple on your right.
00:24:24That's so cute.
00:24:25Congratulations, new Lewis.
00:24:32oh no not her hey buddy don't have the elevator is this one
00:24:41the elevator is uh surely there is room for me
00:24:49seriously no just one look at you care sorry sir i'm just a big fan of the miss vanessa
00:24:57oh vanessa what a surprise to see you here can you remind me something please
00:25:04where did you take those classes what classes surveillance for dermis apparently oh he's
00:25:10hilarious megan yes so clever for cowboy great to hear that from such an expert in this field
00:25:20ready can i go up what push the button oh yeah i'm sorry miss vanessa
00:25:31it's all right jim
00:25:37i watch your show every night every night
00:25:47you can go
00:26:00oh wait are we on the same floor yeah your room is here
00:26:10she don't want neighbors to i don't know how that happened maybe coincidence
00:26:15vanessa if you ever feel lonely just let me know all right i would love to celebrate that
00:26:24that bitch is really how to destroy me
00:26:41nice swans screw the swans we need a strategy plan urgently are you even listening yep he wants to destroy you
00:26:54loud and clear oh god
00:26:58oh god
00:27:00you to the bathroom now
00:27:02finally
00:27:03tomorrow
00:27:04tomorrow
00:27:05so here is the deal as one lover 90 percent of time we spend in the room quietly
00:27:19evenings we hit the bar no booze just juice we're conservatives don't forget about this
00:27:26cool
00:27:27at the bar two kisses
00:27:30two minutes out and then back in
00:27:36are you done
00:27:43you're gonna sleep in the bathroom
00:27:47as a compensation i will make the bed for you and all the time you're gonna stay in pajama no naked tricks and no personal questions now i'm finished
00:27:58i've got a better idea wait for me in the room
00:28:05what the hell
00:28:08i need to have sex
00:28:21i need to have sex
00:28:23i need to have sex
00:28:27what
00:28:28no
00:28:29no
00:28:30no
00:28:31are we gonna have
00:28:34we were
00:28:35you
00:28:36i'm not
00:28:37look
00:28:38what
00:28:39i'm starting to be afraid of you
00:28:45that's just a joke it's okay
00:28:48put on the robe and come out
00:28:52trust me you will like it
00:28:54oh
00:28:55no
00:28:56no
00:28:57no
00:28:58i'm not gonna sleep with you
00:29:00what is
00:29:03oh
00:29:04oh
00:29:05now
00:29:06uh
00:29:07i need to take a shower
00:29:09put on the robe and
00:29:11come out honey
00:29:13i'll be waiting
00:29:15what's your day
00:29:29repeat after me
00:29:32oh
00:29:35what
00:29:37oh
00:29:38how
00:29:39with your mouth
00:29:40just mom
00:29:41okay
00:29:42um
00:29:43yeah
00:29:44no
00:29:45no
00:29:46no
00:29:47no
00:29:48no
00:29:49no
00:29:50no
00:29:51no
00:29:52no
00:29:53no
00:29:54no
00:29:55no
00:29:56no
00:29:57no
00:29:58no
00:29:59cannot
00:30:00i can afford
00:30:02have you ever had sex before
00:30:04of course i have
00:30:05maybe not so many times
00:30:09but
00:30:10it's none of your business
00:30:12and did you move
00:30:13i don't know
00:30:14did you have orgasm
00:30:15it's like swimming home
00:30:16impossible to forget
00:30:17it's very very bad example
00:30:19i'm afraid of water i cannot swim
00:30:21and by the way when i'm orgasm
00:30:23i'm sneezing
00:30:24you're going to drive me insane
00:30:25you're already insane
00:30:26okay
00:30:27fine
00:30:28just let's try
00:30:29no
00:30:37no
00:30:38no
00:30:39no
00:30:40no
00:30:41no
00:30:42oh
00:30:43i can't use
00:30:45oh
00:30:46no
00:30:48take it
00:30:49okay
00:30:50oh
00:30:51oh
00:30:52oh
00:30:53ok
00:30:54o
00:30:55So cool.
00:31:17Yeah!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:19Oh!
00:31:20Oh!
00:31:21Oh!
00:31:22Oh!
00:31:23Oh!
00:31:24Oh!
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:26Oh!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:30Oh!
00:31:31Oh!
00:31:33I'm so sexy!
00:31:38Hi!
00:31:39Yeah, I'm so sorry.
00:31:41My wife and I, we... we broke the bed.
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:47The only most sweet.
00:31:48Yes.
00:31:53Megan, Megan.
00:31:54Listen to me carefully.
00:31:55Find that move.
00:31:57You have to open the door with the face of a woman who just had an orgasm.
00:32:02Okay, um...
00:32:10Okay, okay, I get it.
00:32:12Don't stress.
00:32:13I'll be right back.
00:32:15Megan, can I borrow you for a second, please?
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:17I rehearsed a little.
00:32:18Maybe something like...
00:32:19Ooh!
00:32:20Tell me, how long can you hold your braille?
00:32:21I don't know.
00:32:22Why?
00:32:23Oh!
00:32:24Oh!
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:26Oh!
00:32:27Oh!
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:30Just would be very sick!
00:32:31It puts your brain there...
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Mmh?
00:32:35Oh!
00:32:36Oh!
00:32:37I'll look at this baby.
00:32:38There's a little ball as I can say right now.
00:32:39Why?
00:33:09Please accept this as compensation.
00:33:14I cannot accept anything anymore.
00:33:19Ouch, it ruins.
00:33:21It got into my eye.
00:33:23Are you okay?
00:33:24I think you wish you were...
00:33:29...of my face.
00:33:35Fire.
00:33:39Are you all right?
00:33:42I'm so alive.
00:33:44Yes, you are.
00:33:45Oh, nice, ma'am. Thanks.
00:33:51Such a love.
00:33:53Greatest finagelness.
00:33:57You want another round?
00:33:59Yes, you are.
00:34:00Oh, my God.
00:34:01Excuse us.
00:34:02Come here.
00:34:09What is it saying?
00:34:10That we turned the whole hotel upside down.
00:34:14And what about the broken bed?
00:34:15Oh.
00:34:16It's basically in every single headline.
00:34:18All to go.
00:34:19Oh, no.
00:34:20Oh, no.
00:34:21Now rest.
00:34:22Why are you such a perscue?
00:34:23Maybe because I love it.
00:34:24Or maybe because it's safer for you.
00:34:25Maybe go to hell.
00:34:26Maybe I will.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:28Good night.
00:34:29Good night.
00:34:30What is your favorite movie?
00:34:31Silence in a hotel room.
00:34:32Ah.
00:34:33Oh, no.
00:34:34I can't.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36What is your favorite movie?
00:34:37Silence in a hotel room.
00:34:39Oh, no.
00:34:40Oh, no.
00:34:41Oh.
00:34:42How are you supposed to be?
00:34:43No.
00:34:44Oh, no.
00:34:45No.
00:34:46No.
00:34:47No, no.
00:34:48No.
00:34:49No.
00:34:50No.
00:34:51No.
00:34:52No.
00:34:53No.
00:34:54No.
00:34:55No.
00:34:56No.
00:34:57No.
00:34:58No.
00:34:59in a hotel room.
00:35:01Ah, the one who may get the best keeper is herself alive.
00:35:05Go stare in, Max! Piss off!
00:35:09You're mean!
00:35:14Great! And you snore too.
00:35:21But you are interesting, may get a photo.
00:35:29Lil Halter
00:35:46Megan, what are you doing?
00:35:49I'm cold!
00:35:51I'm so cold!
00:35:53I'm cold!
00:35:56I'm so cold!
00:35:58Just being honest, you know that I'm falling
00:36:01I'm gonna need some space just so you can get caught
00:36:06Let me set the page just so you can get on
00:36:10Falling away
00:36:13Into the day
00:36:18Yeah, yeah
00:36:20Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:28.
00:36:41.
00:36:46.
00:36:49.
00:36:53.
00:36:55.
00:36:55.
00:36:56.
00:36:57.
00:36:57.
00:36:58.
00:36:58.
00:36:58Good morning, sir.
00:37:26Good morning, Jim.
00:37:28Good morning, Jim.
00:37:58Good morning, Jim.
00:37:59It's not my watch.
00:38:03Doesn't work.
00:38:07It doesn't work.
00:38:10Sarah's like it.
00:38:26Hey, hey!
00:38:27What's going on? Stop!
00:38:29Honey!
00:38:30I've seen this reference.
00:38:31I've photographed this.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33What are they doing?
00:38:37Don't let me...
00:38:39Don't let me...
00:38:40Don't let me...
00:38:41Don't let me...
00:38:42Don't let me...
00:38:44Don't let me...
00:38:46Don't let me...
00:38:47Don't let me...
00:38:48Freeze!
00:38:50Huh?
00:38:55Oh, stop for a moment!
00:39:06Are you serious?
00:39:07I have no other option.
00:39:09It still doesn't work.
00:39:14Hey!
00:39:21Should I call the police?
00:39:23What freaking police?
00:39:25Oh, yeah.
00:39:26Hey!
00:39:27Be careful, honey!
00:39:31You!
00:39:32Come on!
00:39:33I have no...
00:39:35I have no...
00:39:36I have no idea.
00:39:37No!
00:39:38Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:40Oh!
00:39:41Yeah!
00:39:42Oh!
00:39:43What's wrong?
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:47Oh!
00:39:48Not so fast.
00:40:04You're so cold.
00:40:05You did all this.
00:40:07You're great.
00:40:07But I didn't go easy on you.
00:40:09That's okay.
00:40:10All right.
00:40:10All good.
00:40:11Can I enjoy it?
00:40:12A bit.
00:40:13Yeah.
00:40:14So, yes.
00:40:15Oh, yeah.
00:40:17Hey, look.
00:40:20Does all the things really help in your relationship?
00:40:23Of course, man.
00:40:24Of course.
00:40:25Yeah, yes, man.
00:40:25Yeah, all the work.
00:40:27Yeah, I know.
00:40:28You're things up.
00:40:29You should try sometime.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:32Hey, yeah.
00:40:34Do you think...
00:40:35Come on, come on.
00:40:38I'm in the nest.
00:40:39Can we...
00:40:39Oh.
00:40:41Pilables.
00:40:42And creativity.
00:40:43Go for it.
00:40:44How do you know that?
00:40:48Oh, uh...
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Let's just say that...
00:40:52I heard it.
00:40:55From her.
00:40:56Oh, no.
00:40:59No, no, no, no.
00:41:00Vanessa and I never be relaxed.
00:41:02It's okay.
00:41:03Cool.
00:41:04Yeah, cool.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05So...
00:41:05Do you think I have a chance?
00:41:09Of course, man.
00:41:10Come on.
00:41:11Of course.
00:41:11There is always a chance.
00:41:13Come on, man.
00:41:13Yeah, my man.
00:41:14Go.
00:41:15Pineapples.
00:41:16Creativity.
00:41:18Go for it.
00:41:19Pineapples and...
00:41:21Creativity.
00:41:23Creativity and...
00:41:25Pineapple.
00:41:28Oh, I should have called the police.
00:41:33Oh, you did it!
00:41:35It was you.
00:41:38Nope.
00:41:39This time, thank you won't get it.
00:41:45What?
00:41:46You...
00:41:47Oh, you...
00:42:15date today fake date don't chasing people around we are finishing this job right um excuse me but i
00:42:22already have my own clothes megan with all due respect you dress like a solace robot with all
00:42:29due respect you dress like an escort yes because i am one okay fair enough so we start with lingerie
00:42:39lingerie is the soul of a woman look at this the red one or maybe the black one
00:42:53no definitely the red one no i'll take this
00:42:58they have the best dresses this i'm not sure yes because none of them are things you normally wear
00:43:11again because none of them look i don't even know how to walk in this stockings you've got killer legs
00:43:20show them off yes you're right about my legs but look i like to sit one leg over the other
00:43:28and in stockings it's a politician yes so be a politician in stockings
00:43:38okay i must admit all your ideas before worked out but
00:43:46right let's give it a shot great i'll be back later take your time
00:43:53coffee with mig without milk and sugar today
00:44:04oh
00:44:14why you look stunning
00:44:45i'm sure you're saying that to everyone i'm enjoying the view
00:44:55hey is it the coffee i saw it's awful and only i'm on milk i don't own dresses like this
00:45:02because
00:45:06because i got no one to sit them up
00:45:09i see
00:45:20let me do it
00:45:22where are we going
00:45:34where are we going
00:45:39no no no no no no max did you hear me
00:45:44yes
00:45:45yes uh how do you begin i'll go and dance it
00:45:50what uh no uh that's impossible
00:45:54boy you don't dance
00:45:56exactly i don't know how to how to move
00:46:08oh
00:46:09oh
00:46:11oh
00:46:13oh
00:46:15oh
00:46:16oh
00:46:17oh
00:46:19You need to feel your heart, bitch.
00:46:33That's the only music.
00:46:49Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
00:46:55Bless you.
00:47:06I guess I'm ready.
00:47:11And now, are you?
00:47:14Yeah. Yes.
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17Let me open that.
00:47:22Seriously?
00:47:23You can't read.
00:47:25Do not disturb.
00:47:32I relate to love your show.
00:47:38Oh.
00:47:42And I...
00:47:45I relate to love.
00:47:46I relate to love.
00:47:48Welcome.
00:47:49Let's get down.
00:47:51Let's go, let's go.
00:47:52Hold on.
00:47:54Move it, let's move it.
00:47:57Move it, move it.
00:47:59Move it.
00:48:00Move it, move it.
00:48:01Move it, move it.
00:48:03Move it, move it, move it.
00:48:06I'm how the party starts, it's like a work of art.
00:48:09You want me to get you a drink, a drink?
00:48:24No, no, no, I don't drink when I'm happy.
00:48:27And now, I'm happy.
00:48:32All right, I'll be right back.
00:48:33Be right back.
00:48:34What's up, people?
00:48:45A good man asked me for one little favor.
00:48:50You all know that I can't sing notes for a true love story.
00:48:53So, Chris, let's go.
00:49:04Thank you, man.
00:49:09I just really hope it works.
00:49:11I don't know if I'll pull it off by myself, so I need your help, just in case.
00:49:51Will you marry me?
00:49:54Who is...
00:50:09Here.
00:50:11All right, she say yes.
00:50:18Here it up for every couple.
00:50:19Whoo!
00:50:21All right.
00:50:22Whoo!
00:50:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50:28Sorry, man.
00:50:28I'll put you back later, all right?
00:50:30What's going on?
00:50:31You know what?
00:50:33I changed my mind.
00:50:35Let's get wasted.
00:50:36What do you think?
00:50:44Just so you know, I can really hold my drink.
00:50:47Are you okay?
00:50:53Are you okay?
00:51:01Megan?
00:51:05Megan, it's a beer.
00:51:06It's not a soup.
00:51:07Oh, Chris, you're so smart.
00:51:16Sorry.
00:51:18Huh?
00:51:22What's your problem, Megan Ford?
00:51:25Shoe designers.
00:51:36They cannot figure out how to make something comfortable and pretty at the same time.
00:51:45This is disaster.
00:51:47This world is in real danger.
00:51:49Oh, it's not funny.
00:51:54Yes, it is.
00:51:55No.
00:51:56You physically cannot be happy with...
00:52:00...have blisters on your feet.
00:52:03It's impossible.
00:52:07Okay.
00:52:08Why did you get into politics, Megan?
00:52:11It's...
00:52:12No.
00:52:12No.
00:52:13Because I want to make this world a better place.
00:52:23It's obvious.
00:52:25That would mean...
00:52:26Be convenient.
00:52:27Tell me the truth, Megan.
00:52:28You know...
00:52:28Why?
00:52:29In the world that lacks comfortable shoes, the only thing we have is convenient answers.
00:52:37Someone hurt you once.
00:52:40Badly.
00:52:41Am I right?
00:52:41Right?
00:52:43Because here's Dr. Freud.
00:52:47Who is?
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53Check, please.
00:52:55Because here's Dr. Freud at the table.
00:52:59Oh, come on, Max.
00:53:01Look, you're pretty handsome, smart, and you can add whatever adjectives you want on my behalf,
00:53:08of course, but please, don't go inside.
00:53:13It always ends bad.
00:53:18Come on, come on, just you and me again.
00:53:21Let's try.
00:53:23Oh, I see.
00:53:25You want to know what's bothering me, right?
00:53:29I'm a 42-year-old woman sitting across the cowboy, trying to reach the highest point of her entire career with the help of a guy who earns money with his big...
00:53:42Oh, I'm a lion, huge dick, decent mind, and pretty things.
00:53:47And maybe, after all, you'll get the highest, biggest paycheck you ever had.
00:53:56Sounds horrible.
00:54:01Absolutely.
00:54:01So please, let's not open this can of worms, all right?
00:54:05Let's stay in this fake, wonderful world where everyone's smiling.
00:54:11You're my husband. Huh? I am a successful self-made woman and my ex-boyfriend doesn't propose. She's some kind of Barbie. She survived in my eyes after dumping me two days ago.
00:54:36That guy? She sucks, by the way. I know. Come on. Excuse me. Don't be sorry, Freddie. No one is crying tonight. Come on. Get up. Come on.
00:54:55Oh, oh, oh. Oh. No one is too. Okay. Okay.
00:55:14Good morning.
00:55:17I'm not sure.
00:55:20For you.
00:55:21Oh, thank you.
00:55:25Did you change my clothes?
00:55:32Did you change my clothes?
00:55:34Do you appreciate my gentleman's restraint?
00:55:38I even closed my eyes by changing you.
00:55:41Oh, yes, you did.
00:55:43Maybe not all the time yet.
00:55:49Where are we?
00:55:50I want to show you something.
00:55:52Oh, no.
00:55:53Are you a serial killer?
00:55:55Maybe.
00:55:56Oh, what a twist.
00:55:59But maybe after last night, maybe it's been better.
00:56:02Look, about this night.
00:56:05I might have gone a little overboard, but...
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:14Stopping you from saying too much.
00:56:18But it's not even raining.
00:56:19When it calms me, there is some of the wipers.
00:56:30When I was in this falling apart, it reminds me that there are still some customs in life.
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:38Maybe you're crazy about it.
00:56:41But it really works.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:44Yeah, it's really soothing.
00:56:46And that is the other's version.
00:56:48What?
00:56:52Oh, fuck.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:59Megan.
00:57:01Trust me, okay?
00:57:02Trust in what?
00:57:10It would be better if we call my eyes.
00:57:13Oh.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Uh.
00:57:15Just.
00:57:16Max.
00:57:16Trust me.
00:57:17You will love it.
00:57:18I promise.
00:57:19I already hate it.
00:57:24Oh, no.
00:57:26Oh, you freaking psycho.
00:57:27Please let me.
00:57:27I don't want to be here.
00:57:29Megan, Megan, Megan.
00:57:30No.
00:57:31Find your reflection in my eyes.
00:57:33What?
00:57:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:35See yourself.
00:57:36Oh, please.
00:57:37See yourself.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:38Okay.
00:57:39That's the real, Megan.
00:57:41I see.
00:57:41Okay?
00:57:42The real.
00:57:44Okay.
00:57:45Look out here.
00:57:46Yes.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:47I remember.
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:50Yes.
00:57:50Yes.
00:57:53Just a good love after a blessed night.
00:57:55No, Smanac.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:57:57Okay.
00:57:58Okay.
00:57:58It's okay.
00:58:00No, no, no.
00:58:01Please.
00:58:02Please.
00:58:02Let's go.
00:58:03It's okay.
00:58:04I'm there.
00:58:06Please.
00:58:07Keep breath.
00:58:09Keep breath.
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:12Okay.
00:58:15One more time.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:22You know that's only after you's the only real thing at home.
00:58:26You know that's my father.
00:58:28The only place I was ever happy.
00:58:30And, um, you were the first person I brought here.
00:58:36And the first one I told that to.
00:58:38I used to hate making my bed.
00:58:41What?
00:58:42I came into politics.
00:58:47Because I hated rules.
00:58:50I always did.
00:58:52So I decided to become one of those who makes rules.
00:58:59So I could break them.
00:59:00But somehow, I just became the rule.
00:59:07Strict.
00:59:08Unnecessary.
00:59:09Useless rule.
00:59:12That cancels me as a woman.
00:59:14I see.
00:59:16I see.
00:59:18Then, Megan fought.
00:59:21Let's break the rules.
00:59:23Huh?
00:59:25No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:25Where are you going?
00:59:26No.
00:59:27Please don't leave me here.
00:59:28Please.
00:59:28Please.
00:59:29No.
00:59:29Oh.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:31What?
00:59:31Ah.
00:59:33No.
00:59:41Fuck.
00:59:42Fuck.
00:59:43Don't leave me here.
00:59:44Oh, aren't you?
00:59:45Are you alive?
00:59:46Don't be in me again.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:47No.
00:59:48Come on.
00:59:48You're crazy.
00:59:49You're crazy psycho.
00:59:50Are you Megan Ford or not?
00:59:51I am.
00:59:53I am Megan Ford.
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:55Okay.
00:59:57Let's break the rules.
00:59:58Yeah.
00:59:59Ah.
01:00:04Ah.
01:00:06Oh, God.
01:00:07Oh, God.
01:00:08We're all going to die.
01:00:09Oh, oh, oh.
01:00:11We're all going to die.
01:00:12Megan.
01:00:13Megan.
01:00:14It's shallow.
01:00:14You're fine.
01:00:15Okay?
01:00:16Oh, jeez.
01:00:18I knew that.
01:00:22I'll be setting you.
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:29Yeah, it's so.
01:00:47That's enough for the first time.
01:00:54Okay.
01:01:18Hey.
01:01:19Yeah.
01:01:20You okay?
01:01:23Yeah.
01:01:24I'm very sweet.
01:01:28I'll get you something right away.
01:01:30No.
01:01:31Captain Ford.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:56Max?
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:58yeah does this thing work yes of course um i can say something sure if you want to say something
01:02:11just go for it megan ford is speaking you know i have very important message to the human
01:02:21steve evans you're officially an no no it was um
01:02:39with the first guy i slept with and um during the sex he used to recite multiplication tables for
01:02:47like so make it longer um once he was like seven times eight
01:02:5854 and i i slightly like corrected him like 56. he was offended he laughed it was awful
01:03:10and you know i've been thinking that night would be different what if i i had an orgasm i don't know
01:03:21maybe my life would be totally different probably yeah that's a good story
01:03:27oh um
01:03:36it's not wood couture madam it's clean and dry yes thank you i just step outside max
01:03:46can you stay enough help me
01:04:07i have gone too far i can't focus you say who you are and i've noticed if i fall apart could you hold
01:04:15this
01:04:20and i'm over here
01:04:25and i'm over here
01:04:25looking for all the reasons
01:04:30so if you're gonna stick around and if you plan to hold me down
01:04:36be patient cause i'm finding out that i might need you
01:04:41i don't want to
01:04:42i can't
01:04:45i can't
01:04:47i can't give enough
01:04:50and i'ma keep my heart by my side
01:04:53i can act up
01:04:55don't need
01:04:57i can't
01:04:59i can't
01:05:25I'm dead.
01:05:27I'm dead.
01:05:29Don't fetter yourself.
01:05:31I am just starting to get sick.
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:34Somebody can't death, nigga.
01:05:37I'M ALIVE!
01:05:39Woohoo!
01:05:41Attention all vessels.
01:05:42A storm is approaching.
01:05:44All boats currently on the water must return to the harbor.
01:05:47Got it.
01:05:49When is it expected?
01:05:50Forecast says within the hour, maybe 90 minutes,
01:05:54we advise all vessels to return.
01:05:56This storm looks serious.
01:05:59Understood.
01:06:01Thanks for the heads up.
01:06:01We are ending back now.
01:06:03Over.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19How's it going?
01:06:20Good.
01:06:21Really good.
01:06:22I hope you haven't forgotten our agreement.
01:06:25Max.
01:06:26I've never made love on a deck.
01:06:29We should fix that.
01:06:31Is this Megan?
01:06:32Is she okay?
01:06:33No, no.
01:06:34It was, um, the radio.
01:06:37Someone high check the frequency.
01:06:39Dumb break.
01:06:40I hope you haven't forgotten what this is all for.
01:06:42No.
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:44You have 24 hours to dump her.
01:06:46I'll see you both in town.
01:06:48All right.
01:06:50Are you ignoring us, Captain?
01:06:52Hmm?
01:06:53I hope you haven't forgotten what this is all for.
01:07:00No, it's...
01:07:01It's the dispatch I just want about a storm and...
01:07:05I have to go back.
01:07:06Fast.
01:07:07Okay.
01:07:11I never felt better.
01:07:13Um...
01:07:13Something wrong?
01:07:22You look sad.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25No, it's okay.
01:07:26I'm just worrying about a storm.
01:07:27Here we go.
01:07:29Yeah.
01:07:30Yeah.
01:07:31Max?
01:07:32Sit down again.
01:07:33Look, uh...
01:07:34Are you...
01:07:35No.
01:07:36No.
01:07:37No, it's okay.
01:07:38No, it's okay.
01:07:39I'm just worrying about a storm.
01:07:40There we go.
01:07:41Yeah.
01:07:42Yeah.
01:07:43Yeah.
01:07:44Yeah.
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:46Yeah.
01:07:47Yeah.
01:07:48Yeah.
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50Yeah.
01:07:51Yeah.
01:07:52Yeah.
01:07:53Yeah.
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:56Yeah.
01:07:57Yeah.
01:07:58Are you sure you're okay?
01:08:00You're acting weird.
01:08:01I'm fine.
01:08:02It's just a storm.
01:08:04Come on.
01:08:05I feel something.
01:08:06You're not even joking.
01:08:07Are you sick or what?
01:08:09You know what?
01:08:10Actually, there is something I need to tell you.
01:08:13Really?
01:08:20Megan Hyde.
01:08:22Megan Hyde.
01:08:23Megan Hyde.
01:08:26Huw.
01:08:27Megan Hyde.
01:08:28Oh oh no.
01:08:29Han.
01:08:30Spit it out.
01:08:31No, no.
01:08:32Okay, look.
01:08:33I need to tell you something.
01:08:34Really important.
01:08:35May I go for first place today?
01:08:37Look...
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39We had a deal.
01:08:40And...
01:08:41We made an engages cute, but
01:08:44Oh, God, it's so wrong.
01:08:49It's happening, and I cannot do anything.
01:08:53I guess I'm...
01:08:55I'm in love with you.
01:09:06I love you, too, McAdmin. Sit down there all the time.
01:09:09The storm is getting worse.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:38Welcome back, lovebirds. How was the honeymoon?
01:09:40Uh, hello, Mr. Bacon. It was great, thank you.
01:09:45Right, Max?
01:09:46Yeah, yeah, it was great, yeah.
01:09:48Good.
01:09:49Megan, we need to discuss your schedule right away. I need you now.
01:09:53Max, I hope in the other car my guys will drive you.
01:09:56We've got work to do.
01:09:58Um, I'll be done soon, and we'll meet up, okay?
01:10:02I'll swing by home to grab something, then I come and strip to you, alright?
01:10:06Yeah.
01:10:08See it at home.
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:10Oh.
01:10:28So, are you ready for the next phase of our plan?
01:10:31I was hoping to rest a little bit before we dive back into the campaign.
01:10:37But yes, of course.
01:10:39Yes.
01:10:40What's the plan?
01:10:41Max didn't tell you?
01:10:43Max?
01:10:45No.
01:10:46How?
01:10:47The plan was for you two to act like the perfect couple.
01:10:51Then Max dumps you.
01:10:52You continue your journey with broken heart.
01:10:55Everyone feels bad for you, and...
01:10:58votes for you.
01:11:00Stupid.
01:11:04It's all for the show, of course.
01:11:07Exactly.
01:11:08Yes.
01:11:09Tomorrow morning you'll hold a press conference.
01:11:10And say...
01:11:12Max would left you for another woman.
01:11:16Ratings will be.
01:11:17Through the roof.
01:11:18Yeah.
01:11:42I'm so glad to see you here.
01:11:43I've missed you.
01:11:45Hey.
01:11:48Finally.
01:11:49Let's do the math.
01:11:50We had sex twice, but frankly speaking, I had six orgasms, so I will pay for the six.
01:11:57It's fair.
01:11:58What are you doing?
01:11:59So, you smiled to me.
01:12:02What's the fee for the smile?
01:12:04I was looking for your priceless, but I couldn't find.
01:12:06Hundred?
01:12:08Two hundred?
01:12:09I'll pay two.
01:12:10You earned it.
01:12:11No, I shouldn't.
01:12:17Okay.
01:12:20That covers everything.
01:12:24Of course, on the top of I already promised.
01:12:27Bacon will handle the rest.
01:12:29It's not my department.
01:12:31That's not what you think, Megan.
01:12:32That's exactly what I think.
01:12:34You made me fall for you.
01:12:36You did your job so good.
01:12:40So you'll get more money.
01:12:44Just listen.
01:12:45Please.
01:12:48Wake me outside.
01:12:49You know what hurts the most?
01:13:02I believed you.
01:13:06I, Megan Ford, who never trusted anyone.
01:13:12I trusted anyone.
01:13:15I trusted you.
01:13:17Let me explain.
01:13:18No need to.
01:13:20No.
01:13:21I need to.
01:13:24I need some water on Thursday.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You took the wrong glass.
01:13:39What?
01:13:40I keep lube in those glasses.
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:42That's jokes, Megan.
01:13:43I don't need lube.
01:13:44You know that.
01:13:45Yeah.
01:13:47But you're smiling.
01:13:48You know what that means.
01:13:49Yeah.
01:13:50It means that, even with a broken heart, I have good sense of humor.
01:13:54Goodbye, Max Wood.
01:13:55Megan.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:57but you're smiting
01:14:01you know what that means
01:14:03yeah
01:14:04it means that
01:14:07even with a broken heart
01:14:11I have good sense of humor
01:14:13goodbye Max Wood
01:14:18Megan
01:14:27hello everyone
01:14:30thank you all for coming
01:14:32I called you here
01:14:35because I wanted to
01:14:37I wanted you to know this information
01:14:40directly from me
01:14:42Mr. Wood
01:14:45and I
01:14:46we are not married anymore
01:14:51Ms. Ford, what happened?
01:14:54it turns out
01:14:55we wanted different things
01:14:56Mr. Wood was not ready
01:14:58for the responsibility
01:15:00that comes with
01:15:01being married to a politician
01:15:02so he left you
01:15:04yes
01:15:05will this affect your campaign?
01:15:09no
01:15:10I'm still in the fight
01:15:13it's personal
01:15:17and
01:15:17I won't let personal things
01:15:21get in the way of
01:15:22the bright future
01:15:24of our city
01:15:26Megan
01:15:28did you really expect
01:15:29to marriage to an escort
01:15:31to last?
01:15:32you know Vanessa
01:15:33yes
01:15:37maybe it was
01:15:42foolish
01:15:44maybe it was
01:15:48too naive
01:15:50but I really did
01:15:55Megan
01:15:56do you want to talk about
01:15:57this on my show?
01:16:04Megan
01:16:05do you want to talk about
01:16:06this on my show?
01:16:11yes of course
01:16:12so Ms. Ford
01:16:13where did you spend
01:16:14your honeymoon?
01:16:19today
01:16:19candidate for mayor
01:16:20Megan Ford
01:16:21shocked the public
01:16:22by announcing the end
01:16:23for her short-lived
01:16:24marriage to Max Wood
01:16:26according to her
01:16:27Wood left her
01:16:28for a simpler life
01:16:31Megan expected
01:16:32to share more details
01:16:33about the relationship
01:16:34tonight
01:16:35live on Vanessa's show
01:16:37she thinks I use her
01:16:39and it was all a lie
01:16:42I have to stop this now
01:16:47time for the last dance
01:16:57my friend
01:16:58oh
01:16:59Ă ng
01:17:28Officer Michael Johnson, I was called for an emergency.
01:17:32No one told us anything.
01:17:34Listen, there is a threat inside.
01:17:38If you want to explain to your bosses why he blocked a police officer from doing his job, be my guest.
01:17:49Okay, go ahead.
01:17:58Three, two, one, order!
01:18:07Oh guys, okay, okay.
01:18:11So, um, Megan, tell us how you feel after such, shall we say, brief marriage?
01:18:20Um, that was unexpected, but I'm a strong person, Vanessa.
01:18:32I'll be fine.
01:18:34Woo!
01:18:35Oh God, of course, of course you will.
01:18:38But still, how did a smart woman like you fall for an escort?
01:18:44Um, you know, um, sometimes, heart beats the brain, even for such a strong woman like me.
01:18:56Okay, so, and what about the sex? I mean, was it as good as advertised?
01:19:02I'm sure, Vanessa, we've got a lot of very important topics to talk about.
01:19:08I'm sure our viewers think it's very, very important.
01:19:15Right, guys?
01:19:16Yeah!
01:19:24Good job, good job.
01:19:25Now, camera two, and camera four.
01:19:31Jeremy, camera four.
01:19:32Now!
01:19:33Yeah, and now camera two.
01:19:35And again, camera four.
01:19:37Yes.
01:19:42Camera four.
01:19:44Uh, no, no, no, no, now camera five.
01:19:47Five.
01:19:48Jeremy, what the fuck are you doing?
01:19:51Huh?
01:19:52Yeah.
01:19:55Uh, I need a break.
01:19:58Hello.
01:19:59I told you I'd call you back.
01:20:00Turn around.
01:20:01Yeah, but it's been over here now.
01:20:03Turn around.
01:20:07Hey!
01:20:10Yeah, but you shouldn't been here.
01:20:12It's a stop only.
01:20:14I didn't know you were here.
01:20:15That's a good job.
01:20:16Yeah, but I told you, every single time you made me feel comfortable.
01:20:20Oh, man.
01:20:22But anyway, you shouldn't be here.
01:20:25It's a light show.
01:20:26It's a light show.
01:20:27I can see a lot of tension in your shoulders.
01:20:29Stress.
01:20:30Yeah.
01:20:31You have no idea.
01:20:32Vanessa is a total monster.
01:20:34Let me help you.
01:20:35You know I'm good with my hands.
01:20:37Really?
01:20:38Yeah.
01:20:39Enjoy.
01:20:40Yeah.
01:20:41Really nice.
01:20:42Enjoy.
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:44Really nice.
01:20:45Yeah.
01:20:46Yeah.
01:20:47All right.
01:20:48Here we go.
01:20:49So, you're saying you really⊠I'm sorry, um⊠I don't understand nothing.
01:21:17Okay, um⊠Megan FordâŠ
01:21:21Find your reflection in my eyes.
01:21:23Find reflection in my eyes.
01:21:25Do you see yourself?
01:21:27Do you see yourself?
01:21:29Right now, in my eyesâŠ
01:21:33I see the real Megan Ford.
01:21:35I remember the real Megan Ford.
01:21:39Remember the real Megan Ford?
01:21:42What did you just say?
01:21:52Actually, I don't know what's going on.
01:21:57The editor's saying something weird in my ear.
01:22:01Max?
01:22:02Max, are you here?
01:22:04Yes, I'm here.
01:22:05And I'm coming to you.
01:22:07And I'm coming to you.
01:22:12Megan.
01:22:15Max?
01:22:17Megan.
01:22:21What you're doing here?
01:22:22Well, I should have learned from this doctor.
01:22:26Michael Johnson.
01:22:30Yeah, security division.
01:22:37What?
01:22:39Fuck.
01:22:40No.
01:22:41Stop.
01:22:42Stop.
01:22:43Stop.
01:22:44What's going on here?
01:22:45Megan.
01:22:46Megan, I'm sorry.
01:22:47Forgive me.
01:22:48Forgive me.
01:22:49I swear.
01:22:53No!
01:22:54Hey!
01:22:55Stop it!
01:22:56Stop it!
01:22:57You!
01:22:58Oh!
01:22:59You!
01:23:00Oh!
01:23:01Oh!
01:23:02You!
01:23:03Oh!
01:23:04Shh!
01:23:05Don't move!
01:23:06Don't move!
01:23:07Megan.
01:23:09Megan.
01:23:10What's your hair on me?
01:23:12What?
01:23:13Oh!
01:23:14This ring.
01:23:15Oh!
01:23:16Perfect, man.
01:23:17And your eyes.
01:23:18Black demons for bad bitches.
01:23:21You're not like this.
01:23:22That's really cute.
01:23:25That's really cute.
01:23:26Oh!
01:23:27God!
01:23:28Wow!
01:23:33Guys!
01:23:34It seems we're witnessing the most dramatic love story of all time.
01:23:42Wow!
01:23:52Kiss me.
01:23:55Hey!
01:23:56Oh!
01:23:57You!
01:23:58Stop it!
01:23:59You!
01:24:00Call 911!
01:24:01Oh!
01:24:02You!
01:24:03Oh!
01:24:04Oh!
01:24:05You could have just called me and all that.
01:24:07Yeah.
01:24:08You're right.
01:24:09I love you.
01:24:10Oh!
01:24:11Oh!
01:24:12Oh!
01:24:13Oh!
01:24:14Oh!
01:24:15Oh!
01:24:16Oh!
01:24:17Oh!
01:24:18Oh!
01:24:19Oh!
01:24:20Oh!
01:24:21Oh!
01:24:22Oh!
01:24:23Oh!
01:24:24Oh!
01:24:25Oh!
01:24:26Oh!
01:24:27Oh!
01:24:28Oh!
01:24:29Oh!
01:24:30Oh!
01:24:31Oh!
01:24:32Oh!
01:24:33Oh!
01:24:34Oh!
01:24:35Oh!
01:24:36Oh!
01:24:37Oh!
01:24:38Oh!
01:24:39Oh!
01:24:40Oh!
01:24:41Oh!
01:24:42Oh!
01:24:43Oh!
01:24:44Oh!
01:24:45Oh!
01:24:46Oh!
01:24:47Oh!
01:24:48Oh!
01:24:49Oh!
01:24:50Oh!
01:24:51Oh!
01:24:52Guys, it seems we're witnessing the most dramatic love story of all time.
01:25:02Wow!
01:25:11Kiss me.
01:25:15Hey! You! Stop it!
01:25:18You! Call 911.
01:25:20Oh! You!
01:25:22Oh! Oh!
01:25:24You could have just called me, you know that?
01:25:26Yeah, you're right.
01:25:28I love you.
01:25:30Oh!
01:25:38Hey.
01:25:40Hey.
01:25:42How are you? How do you feel?
01:25:44I feel like someone shoved a crowbar up my ass. I'm totally worse.
01:25:48I'm totally worse.
01:25:54I think it's your professional traumas talking.
01:25:56Don't make me laugh.
01:25:58Why didn't you tell me about Bacon and the deal?
01:26:04You threatened to destroy your carrier.
01:26:06And...
01:26:08I was afraid you wouldn't believe me.
01:26:13And I thought...
01:26:16That you were just using me and...
01:26:18And none of it was real.
01:26:20It was real.
01:26:22Every second...
01:26:24I spent with you.
01:26:26Oh.
01:26:29It seems you feel better.
01:26:32Yes.
01:26:33Yes.
01:26:53Oh.
01:26:54I really wouldn't have to pay for it.
01:26:56I...
01:27:15Still sick. Hmm?
01:27:16Still sick, hmm?
01:27:19Shut up.
01:27:21That joke's expired.
01:27:27Well, your political career won't suffer from this candle.
01:27:32You know what?
01:27:34I didn't care about that.
01:27:36Somehow I realized that there are much more important things in this world.
01:27:42Who are you?
01:27:44And what have you done with me again?
01:27:47It's not me.
01:27:48It's one handsome guy who turned her world upside down.
01:27:57Say something French.
01:28:02It's a guy who doesn't want food at all.
01:28:05I don't know what you've just said, but...
01:28:09Oh, I want you so much.
01:28:12Excuse me.
01:28:17Get bored.
01:28:27Our campaign is going great.
01:28:28We're showing a huge result, so I hope with the nearest...
01:28:31Well done, Donald.
01:28:32I will play them all again.
01:28:38To the newly elected mayor.
01:28:46Who would have thought those two would actually fall in love?
01:28:49Yes, Mr. President?
01:28:57So?
01:28:58How it's going?
01:28:59The plan worked.
01:29:00Yes, I'm confident she'll stay loyal.
01:29:03With our little secret.
01:29:05She won't have a choice.
01:29:06Good.
01:29:07Stay in touch.
01:29:08Um...
01:29:0927% is a great result, though.
01:29:13I hope for metaphor, she's a perfect candidate.
01:29:15Enjoy the moment, lovebirds.
01:29:16The game has only just begun.
01:29:17The game has only just begun.
01:29:24The game has only just begun.
01:29:29The game has only just begun.
01:29:32No.
01:29:34Halloween wasn't stillking...
01:29:35I hope for me.
01:29:38Who have chosenmu?
01:29:39Any Izani?
01:29:41Of all of the pastborne.
01:29:43Also, it may only be a choice as a person.
01:29:44We are so excited.
01:29:45I don't agree."
01:29:46Not as much as a person.
01:29:47Do you want to cry?
01:29:48We're so excited,"notty method.
01:29:49I'm glad aboutamazooszivity.
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