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I'm Done Being A Yes-Man - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, my God.
00:00:02Oh, my God.
00:00:04Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicle...
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's really killing my vibe.
00:00:13If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16If I flirt, then we get to ride our left with luxury.
00:00:18Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:20No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:25Relax, Enzo.
00:00:27I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:29I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:33No, I do.
00:00:34I do.
00:00:35Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need to...
00:00:43What did I do?
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:45Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh, wake up.
00:00:49No, no, no, no.
00:00:50You didn't do this.
00:00:52This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:54So, actually, it's on him.
00:00:56What?
00:00:58No!
00:00:59No, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:00Yeah?
00:01:01But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:03So this is your fault!
00:01:04No.
00:01:05No, no, no.
00:01:06No.
00:01:07Enzo, please.
00:01:08You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:13Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:16A low-class, nobody.
00:01:18They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:21Yeah, dude.
00:01:22What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:25And so, I'm begging you.
00:01:26I know how you feel about me.
00:01:27I'll make it worth your while once you're free and then we can finally be together.
00:01:31How does that sound?
00:01:33Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:42Wait for me.
00:01:43I'll be back, okay?
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:45We have to go.
00:01:51Freeze!
00:01:52Police!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:01:54I'm here.
00:02:00Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh my gosh!
00:02:03Hi!
00:02:04I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:05Oh, you finally came to kill me.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.
00:02:12You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14Alright?
00:02:16Here it's in the safe.
00:02:18Find a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is 0-8-1-4.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip, so I shouldn't notice it.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:26Don't tell anyone about it, all right?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So it's basically a blank checkbook.
00:02:35You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:42Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:48What are you talking about, Stella?
00:02:50What are you doing right now?
00:02:51Don't look at me like that.
00:02:53You offered to help.
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:55I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:02:59I paid you.
00:03:00I fed you.
00:03:01Stella, I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet.
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide.
00:03:16So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams.
00:03:20My dreams were you brought in jail.
00:03:22Goodbye.
00:03:23No.
00:03:24Stella, please.
00:03:25Please.
00:03:26Why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:28Why?
00:03:29Stella!
00:03:30Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:36Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:39Enzo!
00:03:40Give me a second.
00:03:41Please.
00:03:42Please give me a second.
00:03:43Please.
00:03:44Please.
00:03:45I didn't do it.
00:03:46I didn't do it.
00:03:47Okay?
00:03:48I have to blame that evil.
00:03:49I, I know.
00:03:50Of course you didn't.
00:03:51This isn't you.
00:03:52Just give me some time.
00:03:53My dad's a lawyer.
00:03:54I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:56I, I, I never even give you the time of day.
00:03:59I was a jerk to you.
00:04:00Why would you help me?
00:04:02Well, even you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:07Here.
00:04:08Just take this, okay?
00:04:10that's enough let's go i'll prove you're innocent enzo i'll leave no stone unturned
00:04:18i should have noticed you hi i should have been there for you let's go
00:04:21that little tramp
00:04:28what a fucking simp what should we buy first new getaway car no we need to be smart about this
00:04:39that troll lily's already sniffing around dead set on freeing her little romeo
00:04:43shit and enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off
00:04:48then we'll just have to make him disappear how do we do that babe we have all the money in the world
00:04:57we'll just pay someone to do it
00:05:00no no no no please don't leave me
00:05:05stella send her regards
00:05:10i'm so sorry lily
00:05:28If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you, and I would make Stella pay.
00:05:58Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:22Studying?
00:06:28Five, seven, one...
00:06:34Enzo, what's wrong?
00:06:37Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:40It's the 30th of August. The season just started. Is everything okay?
00:06:49Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:53There's no blood, no scar. I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:07:08What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose.
00:07:11Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:07:14Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:17I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
00:07:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:07:28Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:31No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:38Stella, send her my cards.
00:07:40I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion, she took me for granted.
00:07:52But now, I can get revenge.
00:07:58Stella, is your little lap dog gonna obey?
00:08:00What?
00:08:01No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:03He does whatever I say.
00:08:05Watch.
00:08:07Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:09Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:08:11It's so hot out here, and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:16Sure.
00:08:17Stella, anything for you.
00:08:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:23You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:25I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:27He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:30I give his life purpose.
00:08:32I consider him a charity case.
00:08:34Shh.
00:08:35He's coming back.
00:08:36He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:37Careful, he may start umping your leg.
00:08:40What took you so long?
00:08:41No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:47Give it to me.
00:08:50Here.
00:08:56Must be thirsty.
00:09:00Here.
00:09:01Must be thirsty.
00:09:02Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:04Whoa.
00:09:05I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:07Stella.
00:09:08You gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:10What are you doing?
00:09:11That was for me.
00:09:12No.
00:09:13I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:15Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:17Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:20Hmm?
00:09:21Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when
00:09:25you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:32What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:37Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:47Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:09:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:54Tony, save your energy.
00:09:57Just let me talk to him.
00:10:02Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never
00:10:07speak to you again.
00:10:08And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:12Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:17I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:10:28You're right.
00:10:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:35I knew it.
00:10:36You never could resist me.
00:10:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:41I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:45Think you can do that?
00:10:48Of course.
00:10:49Good!
00:10:50Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then
00:10:56maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:01And fuck it up.
00:11:02She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:04Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:06Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:09We're gonna get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:11Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:11:15My treat.
00:11:16Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:18What, like that's expensive?
00:11:20Invite everybody.
00:11:21Let's make it a party.
00:11:23Except for you two, because they have a dress code and I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:36Stella's such a snake.
00:11:37After everything you've done for her, she's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's
00:11:40son.
00:11:41Sorry.
00:11:42I shouldn't have said anything.
00:11:43I know you like her.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:45She means nothing to me now.
00:11:46Never realized that you're always by my side and I will never ignore you again.
00:11:51Did you mean it?
00:11:52Promise.
00:11:53Lily?
00:11:54Lily, hey.
00:12:03How many times have a bunch of this mouth breather?
00:12:05I don't drinkĆ¢ncia when I'm drinking coffee.
00:12:08Could you say something instead?
00:12:11Do you tell them to possibly?
00:12:14Yes, of course Incorporating.
00:12:17How many times do you ever hate to drink, Soleil?
00:12:20I heard each other of you suddenlyhwaitha's mieux.
00:12:22I don't drink milk.
00:12:24Why would I care about that?
00:12:26I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:27Are you just making me jealous?
00:12:29This is payback for Tony?
00:12:30Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:32He's just like a lap dog, just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:35I could have any guy that I want.
00:12:37You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:40Oh, yeah?
00:12:41Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:12:43Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:46You want to say that again?
00:12:52You guys, come on, stop.
00:12:56It's going too far.
00:12:58If you don't want to end up like your freak friend,
00:13:00I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:02All right, guys, bring your leftovers over here.
00:13:04I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:13:10Tony, come on, stop it.
00:13:11What's the matter, I strike a nerve?
00:13:16This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:19Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:22There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:28Tony, people are watching.
00:13:38What are you, some kind of fucking edzlord now?
00:13:40Come on then, fight back!
00:13:41You're a pussy.
00:13:42A nobody.
00:13:43Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:49Oh, fuck!
00:13:50If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:13:54Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:56Hey, what is going on here?
00:13:58Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:00Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:01I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:02Principal Harris, Enzo started it.
00:14:04It's his fault.
00:14:05I don't care who started it.
00:14:06All involved will be punished.
00:14:08Including you, little miss.
00:14:10Stella Quinn.
00:14:12As in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:14:14You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:19You mean your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:14:24Yep, I am.
00:14:26If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:31That two-faced bitch.
00:14:34Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:37Fine.
00:14:38She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:40It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:43Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly?
00:14:50Listen, young man.
00:14:51This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:53I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:54He didn't do any-
00:14:55No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:14:56This is unacceptable.
00:14:58You're right.
00:14:59We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:15:02Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:04I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:08Nice one, Enzo.
00:15:09How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:11That's okay.
00:15:13They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:15No, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth himself?
00:15:20If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:15:22Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:15:24I can't let that happen.
00:15:26I'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone.
00:15:30I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:32Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:15:34Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:36Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:39Enzo knows what he did wrong.
00:15:41And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:46I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:48You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:51Can you just drop it?
00:15:52Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:55I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:15:58Come on.
00:15:59Come on.
00:16:00You okay?
00:16:01I'm fine.
00:16:02I'm fine.
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04You okay?
00:16:05The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:10Yo, look at that beauty.
00:16:11Sex on wheels.
00:16:12I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:16:13I've seen her get in it before.
00:16:14If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:15Okay, if you're that desperate, then...
00:16:16I might know a guy.
00:16:17Hey!
00:16:18Unlock the door, man.
00:16:19Hey!
00:16:20Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:16:21I said unlock the door.
00:16:42I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:16:45Promise my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:46I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:50Hey! Hey! No, excuse me.
00:16:52Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:55Watch your tone, kid.
00:16:56I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:59You want to get with her?
00:17:01I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:05Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus.
00:17:08Anyway.
00:17:11Kevin! What?
00:17:12I'm not messing around. Open the door.
00:17:14God, he's shameless.
00:17:16Hey, guys. You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:17:19Here he is. A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:21Keep fluffing.
00:17:23We all know you're going to start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:17:27Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot.
00:17:29I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:30I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:34No matter how rich you are,
00:17:36as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet,
00:17:39she'll eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:17:43Yeah, I forgot.
00:17:46I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:51Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:17:54Open this door,
00:17:55or I'd be happy to call my father
00:17:57that you don't know who the big boss is, okay?
00:18:00Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:01What's up with this kid today?
00:18:04He's got more attitude than usual.
00:18:06Great timing, Stella.
00:18:07Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend
00:18:10were trying to hitch a ride.
00:18:11Well, here it comes, Stella.
00:18:14She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:18:16Oh, no.
00:18:17It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:18:19Oh, since I'm so giving,
00:18:22here's some bus fare.
00:18:26You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:18:28How did a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:31You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:33Seriously, Enzo?
00:18:35I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:37If this is your big attempt at getting my attention,
00:18:40newsflash, Enzo,
00:18:42I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.
00:18:44Oh, yeah?
00:18:44Let's see who really throws attention
00:18:46when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:18:47Stella, Tony, open the door.
00:18:52Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.
00:18:59Open the door!
00:19:02Hey, look, it's fine.
00:19:03I can make my own way home.
00:19:04It's fine.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:09Beginning with this.
00:19:14Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:17Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:19:21They're already gone.
00:19:22You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:19:26God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:19:28Or really just that desperate you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:19:32Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:34Aw, I think they're meant for each other.
00:19:36Like bacneum body odor.
00:19:40Keep laughing, guys.
00:19:41Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:44Stop pretending, man.
00:19:46We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:51What a moron.
00:19:53If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp,
00:19:56she'd continue to pay your way.
00:19:57Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:19:59And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:20:03The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:08Just you wait.
00:20:10Watch.
00:20:11That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:14Let's stay back.
00:20:15I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:17Two.
00:20:18Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:20:20One.
00:20:21They really came back?
00:20:38I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:41Oh, here.
00:20:42Please.
00:20:42Let me help you with that.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:44Ugh.
00:20:46Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:20:51All right.
00:20:52Come on, Lily.
00:20:53I know.
00:20:54And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:21:00Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:21:03You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:07If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:12No.
00:21:13That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:15I just felt so bad for him.
00:21:18I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:21:25Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a petty tyranny.
00:21:30Oh!
00:21:31Almost forgot.
00:21:32For the bus ride.
00:21:37Oh!
00:21:38Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:21:42Stella treated you with pity!
00:21:43Can you treat her like that?
00:21:46Ugh!
00:21:47Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:50Tony, save your energy.
00:21:52A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:21:55She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:57But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:04Ugh!
00:22:05What's been with that little punk lately?
00:22:06He's been talking back to you.
00:22:07He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:10No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:22:12You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:15They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:17So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:19I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:23You're dead to me.
00:22:34There you go.
00:22:36Thanks.
00:22:37Nice house.
00:22:38Yeah, thank you.
00:22:39That's great.
00:22:39Wow, I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:51Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:58That's right.
00:22:59Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:01I always threw Stella the biggest party's money could buy, so no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:06Yes, of course.
00:23:09Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:11You can count on that.
00:23:17See you later, okay?
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:36You're a little lagged today.
00:23:41Almost cost me my job.
00:23:43You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:45The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past ten years.
00:23:52And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:57Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:24:00Petty?
00:24:00You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:10I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:13Alright?
00:24:14So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:19Yes, sir.
00:24:20If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.
00:24:26We deserve to be in the Plint family, one way or another.
00:24:36Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:24:38May I take your bag?
00:24:39Sure.
00:24:40Yeah.
00:24:40Thank you so much.
00:24:45Have a good day, May.
00:24:46Very well, thank you, sir.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:48Oh, May.
00:24:50So I was thinking, this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl.
00:24:58Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:25:03Of course, sir.
00:25:05And I hope you're hungry.
00:25:07Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:11The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:15May, you're the greatest.
00:25:17Thank you so much.
00:25:19We'll see you later.
00:25:22Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:27Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:30As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:25:35Take whatever you want.
00:25:44It's not that expensive anyway.
00:25:46What?
00:25:47These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:50Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:54And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:58This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:59Keep it.
00:26:00Keep it.
00:26:00My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:03Whatever I want, I get.
00:26:04You're so lucky.
00:26:06Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:08Like, this is so hideous.
00:26:10Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:15No.
00:26:15Who said you could touch that?
00:26:16That heirloom was worth more in your life.
00:26:18Put it back.
00:26:18Put all of this back.
00:26:20Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:26:21These are my guests.
00:26:22No, Stella.
00:26:23They're your freaking mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:27You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:26:29You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:30What are you talking about?
00:26:32This is Stella's family mansion.
00:26:34You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:36Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:38Don't you have some tanky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:26:42You know, Stella, I'm just going to give you one chance to just come clean right now
00:26:46and tell everyone the truth, or you and your dad are going to have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:50What's it going to be?
00:26:54Stop being so immature.
00:26:55I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:27:00Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:02Oh, you've got to be fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:04You want to wear my jersey?
00:27:06No, take it off now.
00:27:08Be real.
00:27:09Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:12Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:27:14You're a walking charity king.
00:27:16Jesus.
00:27:17Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity
00:27:19and we can see who the ownership's on?
00:27:21Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:24It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:27:26What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:28Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:32It's not nothing.
00:27:34And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:27:39Uh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:42We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.
00:27:44You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:46I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:55Yeah, that's great.
00:27:56I said take it off!
00:27:57Enzo, stop!
00:28:00It's okay, babe.
00:28:02The kid wants to play?
00:28:03We can play.
00:28:04That's right.
00:28:21Come on, get up.
00:28:22Yeah, see what happens.
00:28:24Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:28:26Get your fucking face in, motherfucker.
00:28:28Get off of Tony, you freak!
00:28:37What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:38Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out.
00:28:40He's acting like a zombie.
00:28:41Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:28:46No, I-
00:28:47Did I hear that right?
00:28:48The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:50Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?
00:28:52This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:56Get off of me!
00:28:58Are you guys crazy?
00:29:00Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:02How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:29:05Right, Stella?
00:29:08Duh.
00:29:09If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur, I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:14And hey, this isn't even about me.
00:29:16Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:29:19She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:29:21I can't lose this job.
00:29:23It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:25Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:27Why?
00:29:28We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:33Fine.
00:29:34Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:29:36We'll hang another time.
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:40I'm not.
00:29:41I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:29:43I have to study.
00:29:44All right.
00:29:47Let's bounce.
00:29:52Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:54Guys, leave the stuff.
00:29:56Hey, mate.
00:30:13I'm sorry.
00:30:15Kevin, I'm so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:24Drop the attitude, kid.
00:30:26I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:29You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:31I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:39Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:44Hmm?
00:30:45Because guess what?
00:30:46This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad.
00:30:51And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:55Yes!
00:30:57Everyone is gone.
00:30:58Can you drop the act?
00:31:00I'm having my share.
00:31:01And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:31:04And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:31:10May, can you come get our chap masseuse to come and give me a rub down?
00:31:13And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over the buns
00:31:17with the gold leaf on top?
00:31:19Warm't.
00:31:21I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:28May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:31Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:34Sweetheart.
00:31:35Long day, huh?
00:31:37Go on.
00:31:38Carbonero, strip.
00:31:40I'm spanking now.
00:31:41So amazing.
00:31:43What are you still doing here?
00:31:45God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:47Get moving, or I'll get you fired!
00:31:51Yes, miss.
00:31:52No.
00:31:53No, no, no, May.
00:31:53You don't work for these people.
00:31:55And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:32:00You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:03Show some respect.
00:32:05Respect.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath, and you are
00:32:14just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:18I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:24Let me tell you something.
00:32:26This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't going to work.
00:32:29It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:31And so, Stella's a straightforward girl.
00:32:35She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:37If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:40It's too late.
00:32:41I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:43But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:47Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:51Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:57Really?
00:33:00You were judged out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks, all from my mom.
00:33:08And you think that I can't live without you?
00:33:10Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:15I don't give a shit.
00:33:18I don't give a shit.
00:33:21What is your damage?
00:33:23You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:33:25I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:31We're only eating your food and using your things
00:33:34because we thought that you were offering them to us out of your generosity.
00:33:38Generosity?
00:33:40Please, Dad.
00:33:42He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:45And now, what?
00:33:46Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:50Let's go, Dad.
00:33:52Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:33:54Sir, are you okay?
00:34:12May I want you to take everything you've touched?
00:34:15The pajamas, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:34:20Throw it all out.
00:34:21It is tainted.
00:34:22Yes, sir.
00:34:25From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:30No more VIP treatment.
00:34:32No more fine dining.
00:34:34No more using my family's name to take advantage of me.
00:34:37Okay?
00:34:38Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:44And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:34:47I don't know how much longer I can put up with.
00:34:49Easy.
00:34:50He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:51But you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:55What do you mean?
00:34:56I heard him.
00:34:57They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:35:02So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:35:06That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:09I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:10You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:14Don't worry.
00:35:15When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every word.
00:35:24Hey, Kevin.
00:35:25I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:31Oh, my God.
00:35:34Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:35:36Let's go.
00:35:36Got it.
00:35:37Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:39Stop the car.
00:35:41What is your problem?
00:35:43Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:35:46Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:49Because last time I checked, it's my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:54Come on, Enzo.
00:35:56Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:58We always pick up Tony and then...
00:36:00No.
00:36:00We always do what your daughter says.
00:36:01And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily, and Tony can fuck off.
00:36:07And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:12Seriously?
00:36:13Lily?
00:36:14Again?
00:36:15If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you
00:36:19clearly haven't seen us side by side.
00:36:21She's a troll.
00:36:23A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26You know what?
00:36:27I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:32Excuse me?
00:36:33Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:39You lost any chance you had with me?
00:36:41I hope you know that.
00:36:43And you never had a chance.
00:36:44Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:51And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:37:02Let's go see Lily.
00:37:03You're a fucking asshole, Enzo.
00:37:13You're going to be the goddamn joke of the school.
00:37:14I am so done with you.
00:37:17I am so done with you.
00:37:28I think the decode came in place.
00:37:32I think the decode came in place.
00:37:34I think the decode came in place.
00:37:35Oh, dude, absolutely no chill.
00:37:41We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella
00:37:44that she couldn't even ride in the same car as you.
00:37:48Creep?
00:37:50Nah, man, I actually kicked her out of my car,
00:37:52but I'll do whatever the hell I want
00:37:54and it's none of your business.
00:37:56Christ, you're just a pathological liar.
00:37:59We all know that you're just a son of Stella's servant.
00:38:02Oh, God, Ben, quit poking the bear.
00:38:07The last thing I need is to end up freaking out
00:38:09and blowing my cover.
00:38:13You go apologize to Stella and lay off.
00:38:19Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:38:32Uh, babe, why do you keep sticking up for him
00:38:36if he's being an ass?
00:38:38I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:42You don't want people getting the wrong idea
00:38:44like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:46Please, if it weren't for me,
00:38:47his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:38:49I'm just being generous.
00:38:51You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:57Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned,
00:39:01how's that coming along?
00:39:02Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student,
00:39:06and you know who has the highest GPA.
00:39:09But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:13You really think he'll agree?
00:39:15I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately,
00:39:18but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:20If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:28All right, everyone, your exams are in.
00:39:32Some of you could have done a bit more studying,
00:39:35but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:37I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo,
00:39:40but you really knocked it out of the park 105%
00:39:45with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:49He always does this and messes up the curve every time.
00:39:52Teacher's pet.
00:39:53I know he's a know-it-all.
00:39:54You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:58I'm really proud to announce that you earned
00:40:00the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:03Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again
00:40:06like last time.
00:40:08Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship,
00:40:11I think that we should give it to our football captain,
00:40:13Tony Whitman.
00:40:15I'm sorry.
00:40:20Stella, why would I not need a scholarship?
00:40:22I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:40:25Yeah, but we all know the Quinns pay for everything you own.
00:40:28Like their own little personal charity case.
00:40:30Exactly.
00:40:31Around Stella it's all,
00:40:32yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:40:35We all know you're just simping up to their family
00:40:37so they pay for your college.
00:40:39Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:41Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:48Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:51Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:40:59What the hell, Enzo?
00:41:01I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:04Oh, sorry, if you want to talk to someone,
00:41:06you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:08Yo, she feeds you, she clothes you,
00:41:11she lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:13How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:16Tony actually works for what he has.
00:41:18He's not some clout chasing bot.
00:41:20You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes.
00:41:22Oh yeah, if you worked so hard, why didn't you win it?
00:41:26I don't know.
00:41:27Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:33All right, all right, let's settle down everyone, settle down.
00:41:37Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:38Miss James, if you say anything else,
00:41:41I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:43Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:47Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony,
00:41:53and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having.
00:41:57We can go back to how things were.
00:41:59Wouldn't that be nice?
00:42:02Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:06No, okay?
00:42:08I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:10In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying
00:42:14gets pulled out from your Prada wearing.
00:42:16I hate you!
00:42:16Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:18Stella, back to your seat, now.
00:42:38Well, well, well, that isn't Mr. High and Mighty.
00:42:41You know, you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:46Can I help you guys?
00:42:49I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant,
00:42:53but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:56And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony,
00:43:00like a good little bitch.
00:43:02We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:08So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes.
00:43:12Nice and clean.
00:43:13Hey, get out of my way.
00:43:20You think you have a choice?
00:43:22Lick her shoe now, bitch!
00:43:24Hey, let him go!
00:43:27Hey, let him go!
00:43:31You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:40Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:41Nothing, coach. Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:46Shit, what are they provoking?
00:43:48Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:43:51My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:53Are you all right, son?
00:43:54Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:56Save your energy, Tommy.
00:43:58I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:03You're Enzo, right?
00:44:05P.E.T. told me you got some speed to you.
00:44:07Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:44:09What? You can't be serious!
00:44:11I mean, the skinny runt?
00:44:12Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:44:15And the new team captain.
00:44:16Who rolled what?
00:44:17Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:44:21I would love to see what you've got.
00:44:22What do you say?
00:44:24You want me to play?
00:44:27This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:33Coach, I mean, I love football.
00:44:34Don't get me wrong.
00:44:36You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:37Only one way to find out.
00:44:40He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:44:42Football is just not brute force.
00:44:44I flesh out our team, but right now, we're lacking speed.
00:44:47How can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:54Coach?
00:44:57I'll give it a try.
00:44:59Joking!
00:45:01Great.
00:45:02I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:45:04Coach, wait!
00:45:04Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:45:08He's only going to weigh us down.
00:45:09If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.
00:45:12Well, that's fine.
00:45:21Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:45:24When it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:45:27T-O-N-Y, go Tony, he's our guy.
00:45:42Go Cougars, go Tony!
00:45:46Dude, don't sweat it.
00:45:48We're the star quarterback last season.
00:45:50Beating Enzo, he's going to be like crushing a bug.
00:45:53I'm going to make that punk regret he was ever born,
00:45:56let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:45:59Coach says that little nerd Enzo's going to be joining us.
00:46:03If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:07Enzo, where are you?
00:46:15Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:46:17I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:19If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:22There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:24He's not backing down, he's just-
00:46:26It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:46:29but football's a sport for real men.
00:46:31Not servants in hand-me-downs.
00:46:36Please, Enzo, please come.
00:46:41Let's go, let's go, hustle up.
00:46:46Coach, the big game's about to start and Enzo's not here yet.
00:46:50He should be disqualified.
00:46:53Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:54I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:56He's not even here and he's already fucking things up.
00:46:58If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:47:01He's never even held a football. He's a joke.
00:47:03Don't bother waiting for Enzo. He won't be coming.
00:47:08Enzo, I'm not asking.
00:47:11I'm telling. Football means everything to Tony.
00:47:16And if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:19I swear you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:23Fine, let's get started.
00:47:24Wait!
00:47:25Is that...?
00:47:29It can't be.
00:47:30Oh my god, I think it is.
00:47:32He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:48That's Enzo?
00:47:49I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:51Okay, I didn't know he had it in him. And like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take him for a spin.
00:47:57We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:48:00Ew, you slut.
00:48:02He's still a servant boy.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:09Hi.
00:48:09How's it going?
00:48:12I knew you'd make it.
00:48:13Of course.
00:48:13You gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:16Would you come to watch?
00:48:17Of course, I'd do anything for you.
00:48:22I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:24Well, what's the problem?
00:48:25Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend and put him in the entire school?
00:48:28Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:29You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:31Don't forget.
00:48:34What's the matter? Studying before the big game?
00:48:37I mean, football's just math.
00:48:39So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field.
00:48:43No. I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:47Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:48:48Or wait, do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:49:03Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:09I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:11Shit. They're starting to catch on. If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall,
00:49:16everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:19Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:22We took his family in when they lost their home,
00:49:24so they told me to let some things slide and make him feel welcomed.
00:49:28Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:30But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:32Don't worry. Teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:35Let's go. Let's go.
00:49:40Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:42The charge angle's off by five degrees.
00:49:44And the winner is blue team!
00:50:08How about that? Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:10That fucking pussy got lucky.
00:50:18I can't believe the nerd actually won.
00:50:21It's kind of hot.
00:50:24I knew you could do it.
00:50:26Thanks for believing in me.
00:50:29Enzo's supposed to be into Stella.
00:50:31Why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention?
00:50:34Is your shower head broken, Lily?
00:50:36Or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn-on for you?
00:50:39Oh. Are you jealous?
00:50:43Fucking gross. You already have your naive virgin.
00:50:48Attention! The selection ceremony for the Interstate Football Championship
00:50:52will be held in the auditorium in five minutes.
00:50:55The chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain.
00:51:02That position is toned.
00:51:04If you really want to impress Stella, you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out.
00:51:08This is it.
00:51:10She has no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend.
00:51:13I don't care about team captain.
00:51:14I just want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone.
00:51:19What?
00:51:21We won the game.
00:51:23Oh my god.
00:51:29Wait, who is he? That's not the chairman of the school board.
00:51:32Hello students. I am Julian DeLeon, vice chairman of the school board.
00:51:37The chairman had important matters to attend to, so I am honored to announce the list of players
00:51:43that are qualified to join our team. The Roaring Ridge High Schools Cougars after today's scrimmage.
00:51:51For that, I'd like to give special thanks to the Bright Star Education Foundation for their generous
00:51:57donation to our school. Their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment of the
00:52:02school. I would now like to invite the heir to the family that started it all.
00:52:09If you so much as move, I'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social
00:52:22groups at Roaring Ridge High.
00:52:32Hello everyone. I am Stella, I mean Quinn of the famed Quinn Group and I'm sure by now everybody
00:52:41knows that thanks to Quinn Corp we have the Bright Star Education Foundation paving the way for a brighter
00:52:47future. I could have sworn the heir to Quinn Corp was a guy. Maybe I should call the chairman.
00:53:01That's my girl.
00:53:05Well, no one's contradicting her. I must be mistaken. In honor of the Bright Stars Education Foundation's
00:53:12selfless donation to our school. We have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to
00:53:20Miss Stella herself. What an unexpected honor. I'll have to think about it. As the backbone of our
00:53:29school's football team, Tony has led our Cougars to more victories than I can remember cheering for.
00:53:35So I feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is Tony Whitman.
00:53:44Thank you all so much. Stella, such a babe, right? She's the best cheerleader on and off the field.
00:53:51I promise that I will lead our school to a district championship. Go Cougars!
00:53:58I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did today mean nothing? Nothing? Because if Tony's performance on the field
00:54:10is any indication of the future, he should be as far away from the football as possible. And the
00:54:16Quinn Air gets to make the decision, and I think that should be me. Right, Stella?
00:54:20What is up with these mind games? If Enzo keeps acting like this, he's going to be a deep shit.
00:54:26If you have a problem with my decision, then I can call my father and have him remove the Bright
00:54:31Star funding from Roaring Ridge High. No, that won't be necessary.
00:54:36You sit down before you ruin this for everyone. Stella and her family have made countless and
00:54:41generous donations to the school. What have you done except cause a scene? Well, I would hate to
00:54:46ruin it for anyone, sir. But fortunately for you, Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation
00:54:53because she's not the Quinn Air. I am. Stella has no say over the Bright Star Education Foundation
00:55:00because she's not the Quinn Air. I am. Sorry, everyone. This freak has been stalking me for years,
00:55:07and clearly his obsession has just become delusional. Enzo, I am done tolerating your
00:55:12bullshit. I've been way too nice to you. I'm never speaking to you again. You're officially
00:55:16canceled. Fine with me. You gonna move out of my house too, or should I kick you out?
00:55:23All right, everyone. Let's settle down. Stella, I apologize. You should be ashamed posing as a
00:55:30Quinn Air. After this assembly, I am marching straight to Principal Harris's office and see to it
00:55:35that you are expelled. What was it? Enzo? Enzo Quinn, sir. Oh my gosh. Give it up,
00:55:42Enzo. Everyone knows you're faking it. Oh yeah? Was I faking it on the field today?
00:55:49The only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky. We can do a rematch anytime. But
00:55:53we're going to do street rules so I can pummel your ass to the ground. Why don't you just get
00:55:56the hell out of here? No one likes you anyway. Besides that mousy-haired, ugly Betty in the back.
00:56:04You need to remember who your real boss is. I look forward to seeing you at my house
00:56:09tonight after I speak to my father.
00:56:20Clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights. After my birthday, I'll have to put him back in his place
00:56:25for good. Clearly somebody's on their period. Anyway, my final decision still stands. Tony
00:56:33will be the team captain. That district trophy is ours. And one last thing. My 18th birthday is
00:56:44this Friday and everyone is welcome to the Quinn mansion to come and celebrate. We will have Mr.
00:56:50Blake, the former White House events manager, planning the party and it is sure to be a day to remember.
00:56:55Don't worry about that scent, babe. He's just doing this to get your attention. Well, duh, but he's really
00:57:05been embarrassing me. He better not fuck up my birthday. I can't believe you have an actual former
00:57:10events planner from the White House planning your party. That's so luxe. It must be like a million
00:57:15dollars. Two million, actually. Oh my god, I have to buy a new dress. This is even bigger than prom. A real
00:57:24mansion party. Babe, is there going to be a DJ there? Is there going to be a DJ? Try to DJ in every
00:57:30room. Well, you got to make sure to save a dance for me, okay?
00:57:48Everything's set for the party, sir. Amazing. Can we just run through that checklist one more time?
00:57:52Because this party needs to be perfect for Lily. Yes, sir. Great. Thank you.
00:58:00After everything I put her through in my past life, it's what she deserves.
00:58:03Happy birthday!
00:58:17Why won't you let me meet your classmates? I want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur
00:58:22for the Quinn family. For tonight, can you please just stay in your room?
00:58:37Kevin, what are you doing? You're supposed to pick up Lily 15 minutes ago.
00:58:41Find someone else to pick her up. Kevin, are you tired of being a driver? Do you need me to find your
00:58:45replacement? Fine, I'll go. Okay? Stella's birthday party's about to start. So why the hell is he still
00:58:55thinking about Lily? Well, I guess we'll let little Lily see for herself how desperate Enzo is to please my daughter.
00:59:02Pretty! Attention! Attention everybody! I would like to introduce to you all the beautiful,
00:59:08the gorgeous, the effervescent, Queen Stella!
00:59:14Oh my God! Oh my God! I love you! That's my best friend!
00:59:18Well, Enzo may be pissing me off lately, but he doesn't want to throw a party.
00:59:23If he doesn't embarrass me tonight, maybe I'll forgive him.
00:59:25Oh my God! Is that the dress that's going viral right now?
00:59:31Good eye! The designer Jacques de Corte only made two for the Stardust fashion show in Milan.
00:59:36It cost $100,000. Oh my God! Can I touch it?
00:59:43It feels like pure money. This is insane! This might be the best night of my life. Seriously,
00:59:50I don't know how to thank you. No need! Just sit close to me. The Quinns like to spoil those who are
00:59:54loyal to us, there'll be plenty more parties to come. Can I live stream this? I need to show my
00:59:59followers your mansion. Of course! Everyone say hi!
01:00:09Oh my God, guys, you have to seem to say hi!
01:00:15Are you saying that? Oh my 50,000 views in seconds! Stella, you could literally be an
01:00:22influencer with a life like this! I already beat you to it!
01:00:26Oh my God! Hey, besties! The party's about to start, so don't go anywhere! It's going to be insane! Love you!
01:00:35Thank you all so much for coming to my party! Please help yourself to everything and anything!
01:00:41Let's make this a day to remember! Turn up the music!
01:00:56Can you get that? Can you get that? You got it!
01:00:58Do you like it? Say hi!
01:01:11If it isn't the resident ass licker of the Stella fan club!
01:01:15Should you let all these people in here? Say hi to the viewers, Enzo! Grab your popcorn and get ready!
01:01:20This simp is known for his little meltdowns! Perfect timing, Enzo! Go clean up the mess over
01:01:26there and restock the booze, because we're just getting started! Oh, and while you're at it,
01:01:32have the maid go make my bed, because Tony and I are going to need it later!
01:01:37I'd ask to cop a couple condoms, but I don't know if I'd fit in your peewee size!
01:01:41Girl, there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom!
01:01:46You know, Stella, you have some fucking nerve acting like you in this place! You know for a fact,
01:01:53this is not your party, this is not your house! Let me tell you something, you're not a Quinn!
01:01:59You're a fucking joke! The daughter of some broke ass chauffeur! I'm gonna give you 10 minutes to
01:02:05shut this down before I kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in!
01:02:11Before I kick you and your father out of my place without a pot to piss in!
01:02:15Look, Enzo, I know you threw this whole party just to try and get my attention,
01:02:19but I'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak just because you put up a few string lights!
01:02:24God, Stella, you are so self-absorbed and delusional! I cannot believe I ever thought you were worth my time!
01:02:31I mean this with all offense, Enzo! You disgust me!
01:02:36Hey, if you know, I'm going to kick this scrawny ass out of here!
01:02:38I got it!
01:02:39You're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party! You should be embarrassed!
01:02:50And if you don't get Mr. Blake back here to get my attention, I'll never speak to you again!
01:02:56Oh my god, are you getting all of this?
01:02:58Every single second. The viewers are eating it up!
01:03:00Hey, Mae. Could you call Mr. Blake and tell him to get here immediately?
01:03:12This party is not up to my standard.
01:03:14And, um, could you have a couple of meads? Please meet us in the backyard.
01:03:17Oh my god! He's so whipped!
01:03:20That's right. He can act as stubborn as he wants, but at the end of the day, I own him.
01:03:28Stella, you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place!
01:03:32It's just like training a stray dog.
01:03:34Shower them with attention, and you never get away until they whine for it back.
01:03:41Amazing. Okay, uh, can everyone listen up, please?
01:03:44Make sure to get my good side. The viewers are gonna love this.
01:03:48Could we please show off the gifts I prepared?
01:03:52Oh my god.
01:03:57Are those THE Harry Winston crystal shoes? They're like three million dollars.
01:04:01Someone in the chat said the imperial blue necklace was originally owned by the royal family.
01:04:06Damn, Tony. Kids dropping stacks on your girl.
01:04:09What'd you get her?
01:04:11I don't need to pay for her attention. She knows who the real prize is.
01:04:15Well, since you did such a good job on the gifts, I'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz.
01:04:21Tony, help me with the necklace.
01:04:23Uh, no.
01:04:25What? Bella, you think these gifts are for you? Jesus Christ, you are so full of yourself.
01:04:31How about this? Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:37Get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes.
01:04:41What? Are you the real birthday girl?
01:04:45Let me dumb this down for you. This is not your birthday.
01:04:52What? Having second thoughts because I was sitting on Tony's lap?
01:04:56You're gonna punish me like a little bitch?
01:04:58Oh. God, I thought women were catty. I mean, this is some straight petty bullshit.
01:05:06I don't give a shit what either of you two do. Stella, I am done.
01:05:13Okay? You and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life. Kiss all this goodbye.
01:05:21What a joke. All this? You mean the pool? The mansion? The gifts? The servants? Those are all Stella's.
01:05:30Shit, I don't know what's up with Enzo, but Tony might push him over the edge. I can't lose this.
01:05:36The only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession.
01:05:41Damn, that's right, Tony.
01:05:43So why don't you see yourself out? Or I guess I have to.
01:05:48And I'm not exactly gentle.
01:05:52I'd like to see you try.
01:05:54Oh my god, Enzo, you're literally ruining Stella's day.
01:05:57Taking all of the attention like a dick. Quit with the lies.
01:06:01If Stella's not the real birthday girl, then who is?
01:06:13Lily? What is she doing here?
01:06:20Happy birthday, Miss Lily. Thank you.
01:06:26Wow. You look incredible.
01:06:29Babe, is this how your staff always treats you? Why are they saying it's Lily's birthday?
01:06:34Did you invite her? If you don't make her leave in the next few seconds, I'm never speaking to you again.
01:06:43Who says I want to celebrate your birthday? Okay?
01:06:46Happy birthday, Lily.
01:06:47I'm so sorry. Stella totally ruined your party, but Mr. Blake, he's on his way. He's going to make everything perfect for your big day.
01:06:54You didn't have to do this, Enzo. This is, it's just amazing.
01:06:58Do you really think that after all these years of treating me like shit, that I would want to celebrate your birthday?
01:07:18I'm going to say this one last time. This is not your party. This is Lily's party.
01:07:24No. This is fucking wild. Making up accusations just to try and get my attention.
01:07:32How did you even get here? The guard was only supposed to let in people on the list.
01:07:37You forgot your bag in the back. Dad?
01:07:44Babe, did you just call the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:48Wait, didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover?
01:07:51Stella, is the chauffeur your dad?
01:07:54No, my dad is not some loser chauffeur.
01:07:58Wow. Stella, you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade.
01:08:03Mind your fucking business if I say it's not my dad. It's not my dad. When have I ever lied to you guys?
01:08:09Kevin, look at what you created. A stubborn rat, so self-obsessed, she won't even acknowledge you as her own father.
01:08:18Enzo, I think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to Miss Stella Quinn.
01:08:24Keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good.
01:08:26Shit. I thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second.
01:08:31She thought Enzo is fucking psycho.
01:08:36Honestly, man, at least have the decency to show Stella some respect in her own house.
01:08:43Man, if I was a Quinn, I would have kicked you out a long time ago.
01:08:48Thanks for the idea, Tony.
01:08:51What do you say, Kevin? Should I throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter?
01:08:57No, please don't.
01:08:58Kevin.
01:09:00Fire!
01:09:03Fire!
01:09:04You can't do this! You have no right to fire me, Enzo.
01:09:07Yes, I do. And someone who's on his way right now is going to tell you the exact same thing.
01:09:13Your dad?
01:09:15You're coming back early.
01:09:17No, that's impossible.
01:09:18Uh, you guys, as of today, Kevin and his daughter are no longer employees of the Quinn estate.
01:09:23Please see to it that their rooms are cleared out.
01:09:26If you so much as throw out our things, I'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds.
01:09:31That's it.
01:09:32I'm never talking to you again. I hope you're happy.
01:09:35Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm over the fucking moon.
01:09:41Let's go clear out the rooms. Come on. Let's go.
01:09:45Babe, he walked all over you in front of everyone. You need to do something about this.
01:09:51That simp is fucking dead!
01:09:58Incredible. I'm gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son.
01:10:03Stop on it. We gotta get home.
01:10:05Happy birthday.
01:10:14I hope you like it.
01:10:15You didn't have to get me anything.
01:10:17And so I'm just happy to be here with you.
01:10:20Happy to be with you too.
01:10:21Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now.
01:10:28Get that mousy little tramp out of my house now.
01:10:33Kevin, you can hand the car keys to May on your way out and Stella, if you wouldn't mind taking off that dress, that'd be great.
01:10:41Actually, all your clothes belong to the Quintestine.
01:10:43You're making a huge mistake.
01:10:47Letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake.
01:10:51Sorry, sorry, sorry. I came as soon as I could. But the Kardashians needed me for a baby shower
01:11:01and they love to gab.
01:11:03No worries, Mr. Blake. Why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl?
01:11:07Of course.
01:11:08Wait a minute. I saw that gown at Christie's auction.
01:11:13Only the Quints would be able to get their hands on a dress like that.
01:11:15She must be the birthday girl.
01:11:17Well, what a beautiful birthday girl.
01:11:20The belle of the ball.
01:11:22Well, Enzo, looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face, huh?
01:11:26Finally, that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too.
01:11:32Now I just need to get Enzo to shut up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful Quinn heir.
01:11:38I hope you're happy with your party. I've never worked this hard on an event before.
01:11:42It was passable.
01:11:46I believe the arrangement was to settle the bill after the event, correct?
01:11:54Two million dollars, right?
01:11:57Enzo will take care of it.
01:12:00Stella, this is your party, right?
01:12:02I mean, shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:04You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:09Shouldn't have any problem paying.
01:12:10You're the daughter of the richest family in town.
01:12:13Why are you being so smug?
01:12:15Stella is a Quinn heir.
01:12:17Two million, I mean, that's basically her weekly allowance, right, Stella?
01:12:21Yeah, totally.
01:12:22Oh my god, I can't pay for this two million dollars just for one night.
01:12:28Wait, Enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk.
01:12:32Well, I reach into my own allowance when I have access to my daddy's personal account.
01:12:40Stella can get whatever she wants.
01:12:42She doesn't need you simping after her.
01:12:44I forgot about my dad's checkbook.
01:12:47But luckily, I know the number of the family accountant.
01:12:51Hi. Someone is trying to impersonate the Quinn heir.
01:12:55Could you please freeze all my accounts?
01:13:00He's just trying to scare me.
01:13:02He gave me that check himself.
01:13:03I know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone.
01:13:06But this power trip of his needs to end.
01:13:10Mr. Blake, ignore him.
01:13:11We've been having some problem with the help recently.
01:13:15Why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them that I'm the real Quinn heir?
01:13:20Right away, Miss Stella.
01:13:34I'm sorry. This is a bad check.
01:13:41I'm sorry. This is a bad check.
01:13:43What are you talking about? That account has billions.
01:13:46Oh my god. Did Enzo really freeze the account?
01:13:49No, no, no. In order for him to do it, he had to really be a member of the Quinn family.
01:13:56I have no idea what's going on. But the viewers love it.
01:14:00Clearly, there's something wrong with your phone.
01:14:03It's not used to such large transactions.
01:14:05Miss Stella, I organize events worth tens of millions.
01:14:10My bank handles transactions like this every single day.
01:14:13You're scanning it wrong. Give me that.
01:14:19Are you trying to get out of paying?
01:14:20No, of course not.
01:14:27If you can't pay now, I will call the police.
01:14:30Pay up or pay the press.
01:14:38Pay up or pay the press.
01:14:41Of course. Will you just give me a moment?
01:14:54What do I do?
01:14:55You need to make that little punk pay up.
01:14:58We can't afford a bill like that.
01:14:59I know, but he's being a jerk.
01:15:01It's on your finger, right?
01:15:03You do whatever it takes to make him happy.
01:15:06Hey guys, sorry to interrupt. If you come clean right now, I might let you stay one more night
01:15:11while you figure out where to go next.
01:15:13It doesn't have to be like this.
01:15:17You know we can't afford that. Why did you freeze the account?
01:15:20I thought Mr. Coom was your dad. That's what you've been telling everybody.
01:15:24God, can you just be serious for a moment, please?
01:15:29Fine. Seriously, you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend,
01:15:32and the two of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long.
01:15:35Can we just talk about this after your father?
01:15:38Dad, shut up.
01:15:41What do you want? To embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday?
01:15:45Is that going to get you off, you freak?
01:15:47For the last time, this isn't your birthday party, but you're too egotistical to realize that, Stella.
01:15:56I cannot believe I ever saw a future with you.
01:15:59Payment, please.
01:16:05Payment, please.
01:16:09And so, I hate how things have been between us recently.
01:16:15How about this? If you pay for this party, we can make things official and we can finally be together,
01:16:22but if I'm locked up for not paying them, then I'll never see you again.
01:16:31Enzo.
01:16:33Enzo.
01:16:33No.
01:16:34Enzo, you're the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:16:36If you plead guilty, they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist.
01:16:39I am just the daughter of your family chauffeur, a low-class nobody.
01:16:44They'll take me to jail and then I'll never see you again.
01:16:46I'll never see you again.
01:16:54That won't work twice.
01:16:55You spineless, simp, you fucking lap dog. If you think you can live without me, you're a joke.
01:17:02Don't take it easy on that crybaby, Stella. I know what happened. He stole your father's actual
01:17:08checkbook and that's why your check bounced.
01:17:10You're right. You must have switched the checks at the last minute as some last-ditch effort to get my attention.
01:17:23Tony, will you be a dear and get back for me?
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28Of course. You can't just let Enzo fire me. We'd have nothing. But if this muscle head steals Enzo's
01:17:48checkbook, we'd have access to the Quinn's endless pile of cash. We can make off with billions before
01:17:55they even know it's missing. You know, we're not in school anymore. There's no one here to save you,
01:18:01buddy. You're such a meathead. You don't even know when you're getting played. We'll see how
01:18:06well you talk back when I beat your face to a ball. Stop right there!
01:18:15Oh my god, it's Jerry Quinn. The head of Quinn Court. He's the first guy in the whole country.
01:18:22It's over. But he wasn't supposed to come back early. Pull it together. We'll find a way out of this.
01:18:30Okay.
01:18:36Dad, finally back. Dad.
01:18:38Stop pretending, Enzo, okay? We all know that your father is just one of Stella's servants.
01:18:50Shut up.
01:18:52Pardon me, did you just say that Enzo's father works for Stella's family? Has she been telling
01:18:58all of you that she's cool? No, this is all a misunderstanding, sir. Stella would never say
01:19:05anything like that. What the fuck, old man? Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:19:13Shut up!
01:19:17Kevin, I've gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate?
01:19:22No, of course not, sir. Stella, what's going on? Are you not a Quinn?
01:19:38Playtime is over, Stella.
01:19:43Give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further.
01:19:47Dad, I've already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella from our payroll.
01:19:55But it seems they don't understand that I have the authority to do so.
01:20:00Kevin, 10 years ago we showed pity on you. A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.
01:20:06Is this how you repay us? We brought you into our home. Treated your daughter like a princess.
01:20:12I gave you a great way you should move on. And then this is what it comes down to? The both of you,
01:20:20grateful leeches. Are you really the driver's daughter?
01:20:30Stop filming! All of you, put your phones away! This is a private property. You don't have my
01:20:38permission to film. Do you hear me? Yes, but this is not your property. Enzo, I give you full authority
01:20:45to do whatever you think is accordingly. Thank you, Dad. Kevin, effective immediately,
01:20:51your employment as a Quinn Corp chauffeur has been terminated. Please take Stella and vacate the
01:20:56premises. Oh, and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours.
01:21:02It's ironic, isn't it?
01:21:11Go. Please, please, please, please, sir. We have nowhere to go!
01:21:16Please! Get up! Get up! You're embarrassing me! He's just a pathetic
01:21:22Simp! Just stop! Enough! Stop! Don't you get it? He doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you!
01:21:29I've let you become some vain, materialistic, spoiled brat. Now Enzo wants nothing to do with you.
01:21:39What kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?
01:21:44You played us the entire time. You're just a liar. You know, I've asked you to replace my brother's phone
01:21:52screen. It looks like you can't even afford the air you breathe. Tony, Tony, please.
01:22:02I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist. No, no, no, no, no, it's not like that!
01:22:08I showered you guys with gifts! I took you to parties! You can't turn your backs on me!
01:22:15No, no, no, this isn't fair! You can't do this!
01:22:21I'm not going out like this!
01:22:22NELLA!
01:22:26You know, we need to...
01:22:30Did I just kill someone?
01:22:32NELLA! Get back here!
01:22:34NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! SHE'S GONNAHURT SOMEONE!
01:22:39NO! NO! SHE'S GONNAHURT SOMEONE!
01:22:41Don't worry, I've already warned the gate guard and Stella can't get out.
01:22:45This time she's... she's not going to hurt anyone.
01:22:49How do you know her?
01:22:50I wanted to tell you, but I just... I couldn't find the right time.
01:22:55And then...
01:23:05It was you?
01:23:08You brought me back?
01:23:09I brought both of us back.
01:23:11I wanted to give us a second chance at...
01:23:14Well...
01:23:15Us.
01:23:19Let's not waste a moment of it then.
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