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00:00It's time for...
00:04Tete-a-tete with Fred!
00:06That means...
00:07That means head-to-head with Fred.
00:09Trรจs bien, Chad!
00:10Today on Tete-a-Tete with Fred, I'll be interviewing...
00:13Pluto.
00:14Pluto, like Planet Pluto?
00:16No, Chad.
00:17Pluto, like the ancient Greek philosopher Pluto.
00:20Oh, I've never heard of him.
00:22Uh, Fred?
00:23One second, boss.
00:25Pluto was born in Athens, Greece in 427 BC
00:28and is considered one of the greatest thinkers of all time.
00:31Talk about a noggin-er, huh?
00:33Fred.
00:34Not now, boss.
00:35I'm on my way to Pluto!
00:37But Fred...
00:38See you, Fred.
00:39Chill, Chad!
00:40No!
00:42What's the matter, Mr. Big Voice guy?
00:45Fred is on his way to Pluto!
00:47Yeah, Pluto, the ancient Greek guy.
00:50Actually, Chad, the ancient Greek guy's name is Plato.
00:54Oh, so Fred's on his way to visit Plato.
00:57No, Pluto.
00:59Planet Pluto?
01:00Planet Pluto!
01:02Uh-oh.
01:04Big time, uh-oh.
01:06Hmm, ancient Greece looks a lot different than I thought.
01:10Where's the Parthenon?
01:12Where's my philosopher friend, Pluto?
01:14Um, Fred.
01:15Fred, can you hear me?
01:17Yeah, I can hear you.
01:18Hi, Chad!
01:19Hello, Fred!
01:20Fred, listen!
01:21You misread the script!
01:23What do you mean?
01:24The script said, Fred visits Plato.
01:28You read, Fred visits Pluto.
01:31So?
01:32So, Fred, you're on Pluto!
01:35The Philosopher Pluto?
01:37The Planet Pluto.
01:39Ah, well, no biggie, then.
01:41I'll just hop off Planet Pluto and go visit Philosopher Plato.
01:45Play-Doh!
01:46It's...
01:47Not that easy.
01:48Yeah, it is.
01:49Watch this!
01:51Eh, let me just try that again.
01:56Um, why don't we go to a show?
01:58Hey, that's a good idea.
02:00Uh, excuse me, Mr. Big Voice Announcer guy?
02:04Are you there?
02:05Me?
02:06No, the other Big Voice Announcer guy.
02:08Of course you!
02:09Sorry.
02:10What can I do for you, Fred?
02:11Well, I hate to disturb, but in case you've forgotten,
02:14I'm on Pluto and I can't get off!
02:17We're working on getting you back home.
02:19We just need a few more minutes to verify our calculations.
02:23Well, okay then.
02:24Verify away!
02:25How's Chad?
02:26I'm okay.
02:27Good.
02:28You haven't forgotten about me, have you?
02:30No way!
02:31Oh, thanks, Chad.
02:32And thanks for holding down the fort while I'm stuck here on Pluto.
02:35No problem, Fred.
02:36It's my pleasure.
02:37I love that kid.
02:39And I'm today's host of Noggins Fred in your head show.
02:42Hi, I'm Fred and I'm, uh, stuck on Pluto!
02:46Have you figured out yet how to get me home?
02:48Actually, Fred, we have.
02:50You have?
02:51We have.
02:52Um, you wanna fill me in?
02:55Sorry.
02:56Here's the deal.
02:57We can bring you back to Earth, but we can't do it alone.
03:00Okay.
03:01So, who can you do it with?
03:02Kids.
03:03It says kids!
03:04In order for us to bring Fred home from Pluto, we need all of you out there to turn on your computers
03:11and log in to Noggin.com!
03:14My home?
03:15Your home!
03:16When you get there, you'll see a rocket ship shaped like a giant head,
03:20which our Imperial Engineering team has built to go and rescue Fred on Pluto!
03:26Hey, if you got this big head funky rocket, why don't you just blast it off and bring me home Prado?
03:31Good question, Fred.
03:32Thanks!
03:33The answer, please?
03:34Well, Fred, in order for this rocket ship to make it all the way to Pluto, it needs Nogawatts!
03:40Nogawatts?
03:41No!
03:42Nogawatts!
03:43Power that comes from kids' noggins!
03:46So, every kid out there, please, log in to Noggin.com and play some games!
03:53Every time you play a game, you'll add some Nogawatts to the rocket!
03:57And when the rocket's full, we can send it to Pluto to bring Fred home!
04:01Capit?
04:02Hey, that's my line!
04:04Oh, sorry.
04:05No biggie!
04:06Go to Noggin.com!
04:08Soon!
04:09Please!
04:10Noggin knows you know!
04:12The CH, it's been great having you as the very first co-host of Noggin's Fred on your head show!
04:17Thanks, Fred!
04:18Sorry I couldn't be on Earth to end the show with you!
04:21That's cool, Fred.
04:22I had a lot of fun!
04:24With a PH?
04:25With a PH.
04:26Good!
04:27Well, right now, we gotta roll the credits and play a reprise of your very own personal theme song!
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04:39Very own personal theme song!
04:40On the Fred on your head show!
04:43That's right, what a PH!
04:44Now that John Noggin's turn to Noggin, let's get Noggin' along!
04:47On the Fred on your head show!
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05:37a Pluto with a PL. However, you can help rescue me. That's me with an M-E. All you gotta do is
05:45log in to noggin.com and use your noggin to play some games. The brain energy that you use to play
05:52will convert itself into nogawatts, which are essential power units needed to make noggin's
05:57big head rocket blast off and rescue me on Pluto. Capisce? I thought so. So, at the risk of sounding
06:05both repetitive and redundant, I am imploring you, log in to noggin.com real soon. Fill up
06:12the big head and help me get home. Please! I'm freezing up here. That's freezing with a PH.
06:22Hello, everybody. I'm Fred with a PH. And due to some unforeseen circumstances, I now find
06:27myself stranded on Pluto, the planet furthest from the sun. Allow me to explain, in layman's
06:33terms, what furthest from the sun actually means. It means it's really, really, really,
06:37really, really COLD up here. Like, you know how after a blizzard, when you're outside rolling
06:42around making snow angels, and you got like 10 inches of snow down the back of your pants,
06:47and you're like, man, it's cold. Well, that's nothing compared to how cold it is on Pluto,
06:52because it's negative 396.4 degrees up here. Fortunately, there is something you can do to
06:58help. And you don't even need to leave the warmth of your own computer room. Just log in to noggin.com
07:04and look for me, Fred with a PH. When you see me, say hi. Don't be shy. Tell me what's shaking,
07:10because besides being incredibly cold, I'm incredibly lonely. But enough about me. Back to you.
07:17While you're at noggin.com, you'll see this rocket ship shaped like a huge head. Don't laugh. That's
07:22my ride home. Anyways, it needs energy from kids' noggins to make it run. So log in to noggin.com,
07:30play some games, fuel my big head rocket, and get me the heck out of here. Hey, can somebody
07:35see if that rocket can stop in Miami on the way home? I hear it's nice there this time of year.
07:41Hi, I'm Fred. Fred with a PH, and I'm stuck with an ST on Pluto with a H-E-L-P-M-E-P-L-E-A-S-E.
07:50Look, I know it's my fault. I read the script wrong. I was supposed to go interview this Greek
07:55guy, Plato, and instead, I ended up on Pluto. Pluto, Plato, it's a common mistake, right?
08:01Wrong. I mean, Pluto's a beautiful planet and all, and I'm sure the people here would be
08:05really nice if there were any. But there aren't. No people, and worse, no kids. Not the kids aren't
08:12people, but you know what I mean. So please, if it's not too much to ask, could you log in to
08:16noggin.com, play some games, and donate your noggin power to the Big Head Rocket so I can
08:21get home and host Noggins Fred on your head show and see my mommy? You play games, I come
08:26home. Log in to noggin.com. Soon.
08:32Hey, it's me, Fred, with a PH, here with a little news for you, with a Y-O-U. Come in closer,
08:39ah, a little closer. You did it! The Big Head Rocket, filled with your brain power, is
08:45on its way to Pluto to rescue... I'm coming back to Earth!
08:49Ah, Fred? Back to my home!
08:52Fred? My extra crispy fried chicken!
08:55Fred? What is it, Mr. Big Voice Guy?
08:57If you don't move, the Big Head is gonna land on your head! Whoops!
09:03Hello, rocket! Goodbye, Pluto! Hey, Mr. Big Voice, uh, what's the calculation approximation
09:16for the duration of my excursion? You mean, how long's your trip gonna take?
09:20Yeah. You'll be on planet Earth in five days!
09:24Five days?! Thanks, everybody, for all your help! I'm outta here! Earth, sweet Earth, here I come!
09:32Celebrate Fred's return home in five days! Monday, July 26th, right here on Noggin!
09:42Hey, it's me, Fred, with a PH! And this oversized flying noggin I'm standing on is the Big Head Rocket,
09:50which, thanks to your brain power, is taking me home!
09:53Fred is coming home!
09:55According to my calculations, you'll be arriving on planet Earth, and not three, not two, but one more day!
10:04I'll be home tomorrow! Just in time to host Noggin's Bread on Your Head Show!
10:09The Bread on Your Head Show!
10:11The show that's filled with stuff from your noggin!
10:14You made it all possible! Now, tune in to Noggin's and help me celebrate my retired home!
10:20Tomorrow!
10:21Incoming! Look out below! Here comes the Big Head! Excuse me!
10:28Bonne moi!
10:29Earth, sweet Earth!
10:33Freddy's back!
10:36Thank you! You made it all possible!
10:38Thanks for the stories, the poems, the ideas, the games, the Noggin' Watch!
10:43Thanks for bringing me home!
10:45Welcome home, Fred!
10:47I never thought this day would come!
10:50Well, I knew it would come. I mean, I suspected it, but I wasn't sure when.
10:54Fred!
10:55There I was, stranded, alone, freezing on Pluto!
10:59And you all came through for me!
11:02Fred!
11:03You love me! You really love me!
11:06Fred! It's time to start the Fred on Your Head Show!
11:11Can't you see I'm trying to have a moment here?
11:13Sorry.
11:14No biggie!
11:15Anyway, you guys check out the story of how I went from pickle jar to TV star!
11:19Me, I gotta go freshen up. After all, I hadn't bathed for a while, huh?

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