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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shit the hackers trying to
00:00:13bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:16company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:20is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay just relax there's gotta be
00:00:26away I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:37fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:40large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time that's the
00:00:45times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:56oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch
00:01:05your DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers
00:01:11and you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:15network maintenance lag you could turns out you're a better programmer than I am
00:01:18how the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:22wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:27next-gen AI neural net was that you all right look I have to tell you later my
00:01:34botnet just traced these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut
00:01:38them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some
00:01:42time
00:01:44I you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:14god finally
00:02:28god finally
00:02:33oh it's light out great hold on liner
00:02:40you did it
00:02:45you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:55uh
00:03:01um
00:03:07Johnny so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:14not sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he
00:03:19could ward off a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss
00:03:22would put him in a more important role you know I don't remember seeing sit
00:03:26around and chat in your job description Brenda who the hell is this
00:03:32this is William Dorsey our boss's son he just completed his MBA at Stanford
00:03:39mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical
00:03:43issues am I looking at two employees from Dorsey tech or a couple of eight-year
00:03:48olds out at recess I honestly can't tell sir I can explain zip it Johnny
00:03:52you can't manage yourself let alone your entire team to get out of my face
00:03:56you're fired
00:03:57you're fired get out
00:04:02I just did that
00:04:04you know what they say about new management
00:04:07there's gonna be some layoffs
00:04:10time to separate the wheat
00:04:12from the chaff
00:04:13okay listen up listen up I'm gonna need a hundred and fifty percent every
00:04:23single day none of this half-ass bullshit anymore all right
00:04:26who does he think he is Elon Musk
00:04:32what the hell is this crap
00:04:36okay I need zero distractions in this office leave your shit at home and maybe
00:04:41you'll get something done for once
00:04:43oh boohoo it's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working
00:04:55you're fired excuse me uh Fernanda see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one
00:05:03Dorsey tech might lack competent workers but one thing it doesn't lack is money
00:05:06right yes sir
00:05:14and what do we have here sleeping on the job good morning my sweet prince
00:05:21who the hell are you who am I doesn't matter uh you're fired
00:05:28me you're you're firing me yeah well you're firing me did I did I stutter
00:05:32all right no um that's not uh that's uh that's not what I meant
00:05:38oh Fernanda what does he do um he works in network maintenance
00:05:42what's his salary just about 500k a year
00:05:45oh 500k a year all that for a simple maintenance job
00:05:50what are you doing taking us for a ride
00:05:52no uh look I was I was working all night can I just take a rest
00:05:58you trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime
00:06:00I mean I've heard of a quiet quitting but this is time theft
00:06:05are you HR folks as dumb as these techies or is this some kind of larger scale scam
00:06:10Eric and I might be dating but I can't afford to get dragged into this
00:06:14I need to break up with this loser um he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary
00:06:20other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him
00:06:23fernanda
00:06:25eric martin
00:06:31you are so fucking fired get your shit and get out of my building
00:06:42all right then
00:06:44eric sir eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack you want to follow him out
00:06:47hey look
00:06:51jersey tech is still one of the top tech companies in silicon valley
00:06:55don't lose your jobs for me
00:07:08okay yeah
00:07:11boss's orders i won't hold it against you
00:07:14uh it's also our one year anniversary right um see you in the lobby
00:07:26what was that about
00:07:30mr dorsey yeah are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting ceo
00:07:36it's better to be feared than loved i mean what you want me to show some mercy to your crook
00:07:45boyfriend is that it uh no he's not you deserve so much better i mean what would you prefer an
00:07:54an unemployed loser or um you're a ceo
00:08:05just a sec busy guy oh what's up dad my heart's acting up again you'll have to take over the company for now
00:08:16also there's an important matter you need to know about
00:08:20yeah um what's the important matter we have an employee eric whatever you do make sure to be good to him
00:08:28eric
00:08:31eric martin
00:08:32isn't that the guy i just laid off william you there yep uh just a second do we have any other
00:08:44employees named eric
00:08:45this is the employee list yep i was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally
00:08:54poached he's in charge of our next gen ai development the company's future is in his hands
00:09:01uh yes eric martin ai development i see him eric martin ai development one of the top tech visionaries
00:09:09in silicon valley this the guy yeah that's him eric martin there's another employee with a similar
00:09:15name who's always slacking on the job fire him when you get the chance don't worry dad i already did
00:09:22huh guess that sucker i fired wasn't the big shot tech genius after all attaboy keep it up once i'm
00:09:28feeling better i'll come around and see how things are going yeah just focus on getting better dad i got this
00:09:33you know i told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser so who's it gonna be
00:09:49what the do you want uh mr dorsey um uh you spit it out man what's up the company's over just grass
00:09:59you talk to me it's bad sir the customer complaints are getting out of control what
00:10:06should we do sir eric saved us during the last cyber attack so if we can just get him here then
00:10:11boom problem solved fernando you got his number right why don't you give him a call
00:10:15eric what a dick forgets his tablet
00:10:27amelioration algorithm wait is this the code that fixes the server loophole oh damn this is good
00:10:38it hello eric the company server crashed get over here and help us mr dorsey said that if you fix it
00:10:47you'll be generously rewarded on my way with eric's codes i can plug the loophole everyone will think
00:10:56i think i'm a hero so he said he's got it thank god
00:11:10well you still have some questions and remember
00:11:16eric and i weren't a thing i was just leaning him on i choose you of course
00:11:26god fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago where is she screw it i'm going up
00:11:40you
00:11:46you fucking asshole
00:11:51you fucking asshole
00:11:54stop it you're acting like a child
00:11:58as if you never saw this coming what are you doing kissing this douchebag
00:12:02watch your mouth i can do whatever i want with whoever i want
00:12:07what you bastard
00:12:22eric you and me
00:12:26are over
00:12:29fernanda
00:12:31are you serious
00:12:32that pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt
00:12:36why are you doing this
00:12:38eric i told you we're done
00:12:40why would i waste my time with an unemployed loser like you
00:12:59keep it at least you'll have something to jerk off to
00:13:02oh damn
00:13:05yeah so i'm rich
00:13:08i'm handsome
00:13:09and you you're an unemployed loser
00:13:12let's go home and beat your meat man
00:13:17fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorsach
00:13:20shut up
00:13:21who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway
00:13:25we're done
00:13:26you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now
00:13:35bitch
00:13:46and you are
00:13:48it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey
00:13:51i'm here to report that under my guidance our systems are back up and running normally
00:13:56you're eric martin
00:13:57i am
00:13:59you can see why my father spoke so highly of you
00:14:02idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:14:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder
00:14:11mr dorsey
00:14:13i know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company
00:14:17right after you were fired the system crashed
00:14:20there's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:14:35boss
00:14:36good news eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:14:41he did
00:14:42mm-hmm it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:14:46ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:14:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son but boss hendrix tech is just a
00:15:00mid-level startup will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on our
00:15:06side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:15:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:15:28revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:15:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it bullshit you guys have always looked
00:15:42down at me as some nobody maintenance worker now you're going to blame me when the server gets
00:15:47hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a job
00:15:54i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:15:59what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to
00:16:02the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks do you have
00:16:09half of your sleep better come clean now or you're going to jail all right
00:16:17what are you waiting for arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:16:28what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs really without a shred of remorse
00:16:33don't you know that mr dorsey's gonna make your life a living hell mr dorsey the way i see it you
00:16:41should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like him should never get away with this
00:16:50from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey tech and all of its industry partners
00:16:58you know what this means sir you're now kicked out of silicon valley bro
00:17:09i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been fired why should the ceo be bothered
00:17:18with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot didn't you boys second to the police yes sir
00:17:27stop right there
00:17:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:17:48he's joining hendrix tech i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:17:57what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:18:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former
00:18:10employees i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between
00:18:17company ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix
00:18:24this prick eric has severely sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your
00:18:33jabbering oh my god okay look right after i fired this imbecile our company's server crashed he clearly
00:18:39hacked into our system his actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't
00:18:45understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father
00:18:52about who eric is
00:18:53of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:19:02company
00:19:05slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you get the chance
00:19:15asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't make sense
00:19:24that he would change his mind like this give me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste his precious
00:19:29time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to say to
00:19:37you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:19:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of 4 million per year
00:19:55i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:20:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:20:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind this woman's got a
00:20:18screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right and now you want to
00:20:22make him a millionaire i know you're trying to help but like i don't want the money then would this
00:20:38are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrix tech you can have anything you want including me
00:20:47okay uh look miss hendrix you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me remind
00:20:56you that this loser that you set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the job my father said
00:21:02what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:21:26my relationship see they're all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward i eric martin
00:21:36will be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those things
00:21:43to begin with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your employees
00:21:51as human beings miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be honest
00:22:00right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:22:07i can help change that
00:22:11i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company what a joke
00:22:18i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:22:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue an
00:22:32apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to restart okay good luck with
00:22:41that what are you going to do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:22:46stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to
00:22:53hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:22:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:23:02you know what
00:23:06you know what
00:23:07let's go let's go i'd be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:23:27mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:23:32i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you
00:23:40uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:23:49ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash
00:23:57um uh fuck the tablets in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code that i developed
00:24:05myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like a
00:24:11true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure it's
00:24:17exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:24:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:24:38hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:24:54hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race
00:24:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:25:05as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:25:14that's good
00:25:21what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to go to war with me
00:25:29unless
00:25:45dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:25:51uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about okay then
00:25:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:26:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's no way
00:26:10i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to believe
00:26:16that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash so you
00:26:23intentionally misled evelyn she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:26:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:26:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai
00:26:43modeling project really
00:26:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock
00:26:58of the whole industry all right bye bye i love
00:27:08sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech
00:27:12william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given
00:27:17it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace in the hole
00:27:23you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what he does best
00:27:34as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and
00:27:42hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:27:53so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad
00:28:09small group but they're talented all we need is uh a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the
00:28:15field of ai precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:28:26i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:28:31you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:28:40welcome
00:28:45come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our ai modeling
00:28:57projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:29:02i uh sir
00:29:06is there a problem
00:29:07no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:29:18yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:25the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:29:32they were poached by a former employee poached by a former eric martin william what should we do
00:29:39there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for there's no need to freak out
00:29:44you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna be all right just what's your
00:29:52solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk we'll get better ones i'll make a few
00:30:01calls
00:30:07like that i like that yes oh eric martin oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own people
00:30:18in key positions soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:22johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:30:30and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:30:36with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands
00:30:40we're all pleased to meet you everyone welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i
00:30:46do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with
00:30:52dorsey tech with eric at the helm we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed
00:30:59their own ai program that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then
00:31:08then what
00:31:09then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:23we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the previous
00:31:28loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a brand new
00:31:34platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial version
00:31:39then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:45hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:583 a.m again
00:32:02oh okay
00:32:08uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn
00:32:16are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:32:22crushing on me
00:32:25you still can't tell eric
00:32:29i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:37you were the prettiest girl on campus i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:43i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally got the
00:32:54courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared i went abroad to work on a top secret trading project i know
00:33:02you've always been so brilliant back then i i made up my mind i was gonna be with you one day
00:33:12and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher dorsey he
00:33:24already had snatched you up
00:33:26i i i see um
00:33:31so
00:33:33if i came closer to you now
00:33:35would you know would you mind
00:33:39uh i um i i i should uh
00:33:47i should probably uh
00:33:48uh
00:33:49me going
00:33:49where are you gonna go
00:33:53you lost everything when you left dorsey tech
00:33:57you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:33:59elena
00:34:08let's go
00:34:11go where
00:34:13i'm taking you home
00:34:22this is it
00:34:22from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:30for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for
00:34:37me to um supervise you okay um where am i gonna sleep
00:34:45uh well i only have one bedroom so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:34:53oh uh no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:34:59i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:35:04come on i'll show you your room
00:35:08okay
00:35:08this is what you've got you're useless sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:35:18extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:35:27a month not a chance i am gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:35:34sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:35:37then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days eric mr dorsey how are things
00:35:47you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:35:52mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:58that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:36:07william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:13wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:36:20your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to let
00:36:25my father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just
00:36:30department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:36:38my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:36:44the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does
00:36:49well i'll see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:36:54you're up
00:37:11come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:26great breakfast
00:37:28uh that looks amazing
00:37:39when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it
00:37:44yeah of course
00:37:47good and when you're finished with your project
00:37:53i have a reward waiting
00:37:58all right team
00:38:11we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:38:16so let's get to business
00:38:19and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department and you will be receiving
00:38:25paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap all right awesome cool
00:38:32on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as a share in our product
00:38:37revenue here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success and you will be treated as such
00:38:45we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:38:54yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:38:58because
00:39:51You're hopeless, both of you.
00:40:02Sir, I...
00:40:04Don't speak without my permission.
00:40:07I give you a simple task, and repeatedly you keep screwing it up.
00:40:12How did you blockheads get this job working here anyway?
00:40:15We have a whole AI framework that's just waiting to be used, yet you keep twiddling your thumbs!
00:40:23Either you finish this by the deadline, or you can get the fuck out!
00:40:27Is that clear?
00:40:29Yes, sir.
00:40:32Dad didn't tell me this Eric guy had such a hot temper.
00:40:35And didn't Eric say everything was going fine?
00:40:37Was I wrong to trust him?
00:40:39Mr. Dorsey?
00:40:48What are you doing here?
00:40:50Tell me the truth.
00:40:51Are we on track to make the deadline or not?
00:40:53I can assure you we're doing fine.
00:40:55We're just adding a few finishing touches, so, uh, things are a bit hectic.
00:41:00Hmm.
00:41:00Good.
00:41:01Well, don't be afraid to ask any questions, okay?
00:41:04Don't want any slip-ups.
00:41:06Got it?
00:41:08All right.
00:41:11Darling.
00:41:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:41:14Get me the reports you asked for.
00:41:23Let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money, you little shit.
00:41:25What the fuck are you looking at?
00:41:28Get back to work.
00:41:29And this time, I want results.
00:41:40Ms. Hendrix, I've just been informed that Dorsey Tech's next-gen AI platform is nearing completion.
00:41:45It's just a matter of time before it hits the market.
00:41:48Really?
00:41:49That fast?
00:41:50Well, there's a cocktail party three days from now.
00:41:52Dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching to investors.
00:41:57They're taking things to the next level.
00:41:59That William Dorsey is really milking all his connections.
00:42:03If this goes well for them, we're going to be in a difficult spot.
00:42:05Well, that much is obvious, but I don't know.
00:42:08Good thing we're finished, too.
00:42:11What?
00:42:12Really?
00:42:13Why would I lie?
00:42:14We've been right on pace with Dorsey this whole time.
00:42:17Plus, the sooner they want to go public, the easier it'll be for us.
00:42:20Why would it be better for us?
00:42:25Evelyn, remember what I told you when I first came on board?
00:42:30But Dorsey Tech has already developed their own AI program.
00:42:34That?
00:42:36It's a trial version.
00:42:38If they keep developing base on that model, then...
00:42:41Then... what?
00:42:42Then we won't have to lift a finger.
00:42:54So, what you're saying is that Dorsey Tech has been building off of the trial version that you made?
00:43:00It's the only way they could have built it so fast.
00:43:02It's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws I wouldn't make a second time.
00:43:06Evelyn, there's nothing for us to worry about.
00:43:10That does make sense.
00:43:12Well, then good.
00:43:14I'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work.
00:43:17Tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off.
00:43:21They'll need their rest before we bring product to market.
00:43:24Yes, Ms. Hendrix.
00:43:25This is a big day for us.
00:43:33Why don't we end it with a drink?
00:43:38Aren't you a lightweight?
00:43:41Who said that?
00:43:43I can handle my liquor, Eric Martin.
00:43:45I knew you could be fun.
00:44:01I knew it.
00:44:02I told you.
00:44:04See?
00:44:06That's why that last drink was a bad idea.
00:44:08It was a good idea and I could have had at least two more.
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:13Yeah, no, um, you'd absolutely could.
00:44:16Definitely.
00:44:17You think that you are wild.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:21No, no.
00:44:22No, we do.
00:44:23We do.
00:44:24See?
00:44:25How are you picking?
00:44:26Super easy.
00:44:32Eric, now do you believe I want a guy like you?
00:44:36Maybe you should want to, uh, sober up a lot.
00:44:50I'm sober enough.
00:44:54And what I want is you.
00:44:57William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:45:15Hey, let's get married.
00:45:22Hey, where are you?
00:45:25Everyone's out here celebrating and, uh, you're a no-show.
00:45:29What a buzzkill.
00:45:31Uh, I'm coming.
00:45:33No, that's all right.
00:45:35You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving.
00:45:38Don't bother.
00:45:41Bye.
00:45:45Hey.
00:45:46Hey.
00:45:47I mean, where'd you go?
00:45:48I missed you.
00:45:51It's fine.
00:45:54He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:45:56You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:46:01Oh.
00:46:01I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:46:04I'd like that.
00:46:05What?
00:46:05Mm-hmm.
00:46:07Oh, you're so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:46:10You're just a climber who hops from her ex over and being.
00:46:12And, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:46:16That's who she is.
00:46:18William, how could you do this to me?
00:46:23You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:46:28I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:46:31She's delusional.
00:46:34Ugh, how pathetic.
00:46:36Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:46:38Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:46:45You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:46:48And I'll be waiting for you, Daddy.
00:46:51Oh, shit.
00:46:57God damn it!
00:46:59What have I done?
00:47:01It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:47:06And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:47:11God damn it!
00:47:13What have I done?
00:47:17Eric.
00:47:20It's so cold.
00:47:24Eric.
00:47:24It's fine.
00:47:44I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:47:51How do I look?
00:47:51Um, beautiful.
00:47:59Come on, get up.
00:48:01I have your suit ready, too.
00:48:03Where, where are we going?
00:48:06Where else?
00:48:07We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:48:10What you doing hiding over here?
00:48:37I told you you're here as my girlfriend.
00:48:40We have to look the part.
00:48:42Mr. Dorsey, with money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:50What's gotten with you?
00:48:52You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:48:54Because I can do that.
00:48:55Whatever.
00:48:56Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:48:59Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:49:00Okay.
00:49:02Mr. Dorsey.
00:49:03Oh.
00:49:04Let's have a toast.
00:49:05It's winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:49:12Cheers.
00:49:13Cheers.
00:49:14Cheers.
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:30Well, well, well.
00:49:49If it isn't that little rat I fired from Dorsey Tech.
00:49:54Miss Hendricks, I see you've taken quite a liking to this loser.
00:49:59You're an idiot right here.
00:50:02Why wouldn't I like Eric?
00:50:04He's a tech genius and the brains behind our new AI platform.
00:50:09Firing him was your loss.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:17Thanks to Mr. Dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts, Dorsey Tech AI platform is now reaching
00:50:22the market.
00:50:24You talk a big game, but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails.
00:50:29Oh, so what's really funny about that is that we're about to release our own AI platform.
00:50:39Oh, is that so?
00:50:42Well, you frauds don't have a shot against us.
00:50:46How much overtime did you use to make a platform that no one's going to use?
00:50:50Burn, dude.
00:50:51You hear that?
00:50:53Yeah, I would say our monopoly on the tech industry is secure.
00:50:58So, Miss Hendricks, why don't you go on that little love train straight to bankruptcy?
00:51:03We'll see which product no one wants to use.
00:51:08Mrs. Eric, didn't we, like, just break up?
00:51:12Look at you.
00:51:13I already head over heels for another woman.
00:51:18Excuse me.
00:51:21What's up?
00:51:22Talk to me.
00:51:23Um, do you have any idea where I am?
00:51:26What?
00:51:27Uh, the server crashed?
00:51:30Okay.
00:51:31Yep.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33Yep.
00:51:34Um, what the fuck?
00:51:36Server crashed.
00:51:37I'll make a call.
00:51:38Yeah, make a call.
00:51:39It'll be fixed in a minute.
00:51:40Yeah, that's, um...
00:51:41Wow.
00:51:42He's got it.
00:51:43Yeah, yeah.
00:51:44He's got it.
00:51:45Use the amelioration algorithm.
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:48Do it.
00:51:49Amelioration algorithm.
00:51:50That's what I call the code I saved in my tablet, but it's only for emergencies.
00:51:55It won't solve the core problem.
00:51:57Wait, did Eric steal my tablet?
00:51:59Another server crash, huh?
00:52:01If your systems are so unpredictable, you sure people are going to trust your new product?
00:52:08Uh, yeah, this doesn't concern you at all.
00:52:11Uh, what's up, man?
00:52:12We figured out?
00:52:13Yeah.
00:52:14Got it fixed.
00:52:16No big deal.
00:52:17No big deal.
00:52:18Wait, did you just say the company's server crashes?
00:52:24No big deal.
00:52:25This is an internal affair.
00:52:27Internal.
00:52:28And you were driven out.
00:52:31So I would keep your mouth shut.
00:52:33The amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only.
00:52:36It won't address the core issues.
00:52:37So the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes.
00:52:42It's such a new mistake.
00:52:44If you understood code, you'd know that.
00:52:47Oh, my God.
00:52:48If you would understand code, you wouldn't.
00:52:50Dude, like, seriously, do you hear yourself?
00:52:52What do you know?
00:52:53Take your bullshit theories somewhere else.
00:52:56Please, man.
00:52:57Right.
00:52:58What do I know?
00:53:00I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:53:02What did you just say?
00:53:04What did you just say?
00:53:09I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
00:53:11I'm in HR and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired.
00:53:16Was it really Eric all along?
00:53:18Ugh.
00:53:19What have I done?
00:53:20Shut up.
00:53:21What the...
00:53:22Mr. Dorsey, you can't believe a word they say.
00:53:25They are our competitors.
00:53:26Right.
00:53:27Believe whatever you want.
00:53:29What a dumpster fire.
00:53:32Let's go, honey.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35Oh, my God.
00:53:36Did you just call him honey?
00:53:39Yeah.
00:53:40So?
00:53:41Back when I recruited Eric, I made the terms very clear.
00:53:44I told him he could have whatever he wanted.
00:53:47Including me.
00:53:48I'm not like some people, ignoring talents and abusing their trust.
00:53:53What?
00:53:57I have an image to maintain.
00:53:59Yes, of course.
00:54:02Hmm.
00:54:13So, what you're saying is...
00:54:15It's not that I don't respect Hendrick's tech.
00:54:18Dorsey is less an investment risk.
00:54:20And they have greater potential.
00:54:22I can't justify choosing your product over theirs.
00:54:25Mr. Brown, we're a risk worth taking.
00:54:28Once you see our AI platform, I guarantee you'll want to reconsider.
00:54:34Bravo.
00:54:35Bravo.
00:54:36That was quite an inspiring sales pitch, Miss Hendrick.
00:54:41You must be Mr. Dorsey's son.
00:54:43It's a great pleasure.
00:54:44Miss Hendrickson and I were just having a little chat.
00:54:47Naturally, I'll still be investing in Dorsey Tech.
00:54:49Right.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51So, if you're here chasing investments, I would suggest you just give up and go home.
00:54:55With us here, you won't get a red cent from these guys.
00:54:58That's right.
00:54:59Over 90% of the guests here have already invested in our new AI tech program.
00:55:05Best get out while you still can.
00:55:08I'm afraid they're right.
00:55:10We've already spent our investment money in promoting Dorsey's new AI platform, so...
00:55:15And I can assure you that any investment you've made will not be wasted,
00:55:20and your money will be paid back in tenfold.
00:55:23At Dorsey Tech, we treat our partners like family.
00:55:25And that's why we love doing business with you.
00:55:28If I were you, I'd cut my losses and take my leave.
00:55:31Get out.
00:55:33Unless you also want to invest in Dorsey Tech.
00:55:38Hey, let the jerks out.
00:55:43They're fun.
00:55:44They won't be laughing for too much longer.
00:55:55Sounds like a plan.
00:56:05Miss Hendrix!
00:56:06Didn't you just tell us to get lost?
00:56:09I didn't want to offend Mr. Dorsey back there.
00:56:11It was all an act.
00:56:12Well, that sounds professional.
00:56:15Then what do you want?
00:56:16Miss Hendrix, investors know how to hit their bets.
00:56:19What Hendrix Tech is doing is impressive, and I want to offer my help.
00:56:24I know you need funds to promote your products, and I want to assist with that.
00:56:30But you need to sign a contract first.
00:56:33No way am I signing a contract with you.
00:56:36At least hear the terms.
00:56:38If your AI product tops Dorsey Techs, you pay nothing.
00:56:43If they win, you pay everything back.
00:56:46What do you say?
00:56:48That's a lot of money we're talking about.
00:56:50Well, it's definitely risky, but I trust Eric.
00:56:55Mr. Brown, we accept your offer.
00:56:59Today, Dorsey Techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform, AI Plus, was released in the United States.
00:57:12On its first day, AI Plus has already gained more than 10 million users, completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor, Hendrix Tech,
00:57:21which also launched their new platform, AI King, on the same day.
00:57:27That one Hendrix has guts, I'll give her that.
00:57:30But dropping her new product on the same day as us?
00:57:33That is career suicide.
00:57:36Let's get to the office, Griffin.
00:57:38Yes, sir.
00:57:42Relax, Mr. Dorsey. Hendrix Tech is no threat.
00:57:52Yeah, I know.
00:57:54Remember when you said that if this project went well, you'd promote me to Vice President?
00:57:58Yeah, I remember, but AI Plus has just barely hit the market.
00:58:03We can't even call it a success yet.
00:58:05Right. True.
00:58:06Yeah.
00:58:07I have news.
00:58:12Talk to me.
00:58:16The bad news is that Hendrix Tech AI platform is much more impressive than we thought.
00:58:20The good news is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours.
00:58:23Okay, uh, alright, I'll take it. I'll take it.
00:58:28Like I said, we're unbeatable.
00:58:31Come on, let's celebrate.
00:58:33No, no, not yet.
00:58:35How did Hendrix Tech even get that product out in that timeline?
00:58:38I mean, they got started much later than we did.
00:58:40I heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled.
00:58:45lead engineer.
00:58:48Eric?
00:58:49I thought he was supposed to be a nobody.
00:58:53Right?
00:59:00Dad, what's up?
00:59:02William!
00:59:03I'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and Eric.
00:59:06Oh, uh, got it.
00:59:08The boss is coming.
00:59:11We can talk to him about my promotion.
00:59:13Shit.
00:59:14Guys, this isn't good.
00:59:15What?
00:59:16What is it now?
00:59:17Our AI platform and company server have both crashed.
00:59:20What the fuck?
00:59:21Right?
00:59:22Every time.
00:59:26Seriously.
00:59:28God damn, dude.
00:59:32What the fuck is going on?
00:59:34Mr. Martin, the AI platform just crashed out of nowhere,
00:59:36brought the whole server down along with it.
00:59:39Then don't just sit around like an idiot.
00:59:41Fix it!
00:59:42Sir, this is an issue with the system's core framework.
00:59:44We didn't build that.
00:59:46What do you mean you didn't build it?
00:59:47We're using the same framework that Eric built before he left.
00:59:49Eric, the guy I fired?
00:59:51Yeah, Eric with a K.
00:59:52E-R-I-K.
00:59:56You took credit for someone else's work.
00:59:58You lied to me!
01:00:00Mr. Dorsey, let me explain.
01:00:01No, there is no time for explanation.
01:00:03Why didn't you rebuild the core framework?
01:00:05Mr. Dorsey, we need to focus on getting the company server up and running.
01:00:08Our user's trust depends on it.
01:00:10Speak!
01:00:11What happened to the company server?
01:00:12Sir, he was the one.
01:00:14I didn't do shit!
01:00:15Shut your mouth!
01:00:16Go!
01:00:17The solution he used, the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes,
01:00:21it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code.
01:00:25Every time that bug is reproduced, it leads to more serious corruption.
01:00:28It's been a ticking time bomb ever since.
01:00:31This time, the AI platform went down, brought the whole server down along with it.
01:00:36It's completely unfixable.
01:00:40This was all your fault.
01:00:42William, all of our users are switching over to Hendrix Tech AI platform.
01:00:46What should we do?
01:00:47How the fuck am I supposed to know?
01:00:55Mr. Dorsey, what on earth is going on?
01:00:57I'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this.
01:00:59Look, sir, I can explain.
01:01:01I'm sorry, okay?
01:01:02It's gotta be fixed.
01:01:03I have billions of dollars invested in you, dammit.
01:01:05I'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal.
01:01:08Dorsey Tech is finished.
01:01:17500,000?
01:01:18We just passed 500,000?!
01:01:20You guys!
01:01:2198!
01:01:2299!
01:01:241 million!
01:01:25Oh my god!
01:01:26Oh my god!
01:01:27Go!
01:01:28Go!
01:01:29Go!
01:01:30Go!
01:01:31Go!
01:01:32Go!
01:01:33Go!
01:01:34Go!
01:01:35Hey, hey!
01:01:36It's still going up!
01:01:37It's still going up!
01:01:38Fuck.
01:01:39Fuck.
01:01:40Fuck!
01:01:41This is all your fault!
01:01:42This is all your fault!
01:01:44Mr. Dorsey.
01:01:45Fuck!
01:01:47I wanted to help you.
01:01:48I was trying to help the company.
01:01:50I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:01:52You fired half the bloody tech departments.
01:01:55What was I supposed to do?
01:01:56And you gave us impossible deadlines.
01:01:58No, no, no.
01:01:59Don't make this about me.
01:02:00I get it now.
01:02:01You're using my promotion as bait.
01:02:03You are never going to make me VP!
01:02:05You want your job or not?
01:02:07Is that a threat?
01:02:08Fire me!
01:02:09Do it!
01:02:10You think I won't?
01:02:12If Eric leaves, so do I.
01:02:15Me too.
01:02:17See, when you fired everyone, I replaced them with my people.
01:02:23Go ahead, fire me.
01:02:24You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:02:26You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:02:27You were never the prized tech genius of Dorsey Tech.
01:02:32You were the slacker my father warned me about.
01:02:36William!
01:02:41William!
01:02:42I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:02:45What the hell have you done to my company?
01:02:47Dad, uh...
01:02:49I'm sorry.
01:02:50I'm not here for apologies.
01:02:51What the hell is this idiot doing here?
01:02:53I thought you fired him.
01:02:54Where's Eric?
01:02:55Uh...
01:02:56Dad, I fired Eric.
01:02:57You fired him?!
01:02:58Um...
01:02:59What was that?
01:03:00Was that a mistake?
01:03:01Dad, are you okay?
01:03:02Hey, are you okay?
01:03:03I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:03:16He was the backbone behind this company.
01:03:18And what are you doing?
01:03:20I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:03:25He was the backbone behind this company.
01:03:27And what did you do?
01:03:28You fired him!
01:03:29So, um...
01:03:30It was Eric with a K all along?
01:03:31Oh, I fucked up.
01:03:32God, I fucked up!
01:03:33Where is Eric now?
01:03:34I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:03:36Um...
01:03:37Eric is at Hendrix Tech?
01:03:39No.
01:03:40He's at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:41I was at the end of the day.
01:03:42Well...
01:03:43I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:44I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:45I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:46No.
01:03:47I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:48You were at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:49No.
01:03:50I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:51No.
01:03:52I was at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:53And where did you do?
01:03:54You were at Hendrix Tech.
01:03:55Uh, Hendrix Tech.
01:03:58You are a sorry excuse for a son.
01:04:04You are destroying my company.
01:04:10Sir, bad news.
01:04:13It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:04:16What's going on?
01:04:17The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:04:20There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:04:24Oh, fuck.
01:04:26Six people have died.
01:04:33No, no, this isn't my fault.
01:04:36It was Eric's fault.
01:04:37Eric went to K.
01:04:38It was his code that was faulty.
01:04:41No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:04:42I fired him before that happened.
01:04:43But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:04:47I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:04:50Everything else was his fault.
01:04:51I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:04:55God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:04:59I'm not going down like this.
01:05:01Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:05:03It's not finished yet.
01:05:06Griffin.
01:05:08Take this man to the police.
01:05:09If Dorsey Tech goes under, he'll have to pay for this.
01:05:14Yes, sir.
01:05:15Mr. Brown looks like your contract worked in our favor, so we will not be returning the $5 billion you invested.
01:05:44And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:05:47Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:05:50I'm sorry, Mr. Brown.
01:05:51But the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:05:55We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing.
01:05:58Which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received.
01:06:01But...
01:06:02No, no more buts.
01:06:04Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:06:13Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:06:17Oh.
01:06:17Well, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:06:22And you have no idea.
01:06:25Eric!
01:06:28I know I messed up before.
01:06:31It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:06:34Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:06:37What the hell are you doing, grabbing my boyfriend?
01:06:42Boyfriend?
01:06:43That's right.
01:06:45I'm his girlfriend now.
01:06:47We're living together, and we're getting married soon, too.
01:06:50You...
01:06:51But...
01:06:51You...
01:06:52You can't...
01:06:54No, it's not possible.
01:06:57He was mine first.
01:06:58You dumped him, and you treated him like trash.
01:07:03It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:07:07Guys, can we...
01:07:09Eric...
01:07:12No.
01:07:13Eric...
01:07:14You're hot when you're bossy.
01:07:23You like?
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:25Eric?
01:07:27What?
01:07:28What is it now?
01:07:41Eric.
01:07:43You know how much I've done for you.
01:07:46Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:07:50We need your help.
01:07:52Mr. Dorsey.
01:07:53All those things you gave me...
01:07:55I've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company.
01:07:58Server and demanding compensation.
01:08:02Oh, has he not told you?
01:08:05No, that is not how it went down at all.
01:08:08It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:08:14Oh, yeah?
01:08:15Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:08:20Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:08:25Eric, I am really sorry.
01:08:28I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:08:33So, would you please leave our office?
01:08:40Now, would you please leave our office?
01:08:45We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:08:48You fucking doomed us, son!
01:09:09You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:09:10Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
01:09:24So, you're really not going to help them?
01:09:27They're the ones who fired me.
01:09:30Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:09:31Well, to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:36To the sweet taste of victory.
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