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00:00Wait! We're late!
00:30Hi Martin! Can't believe how late we were messaging last night.
00:35Hope you still have time to plan your work presentation.
00:38If not, you're a smart guy. I'm sure you can win it.
00:40Speak to you soon.
00:41Wait! We should have left ten minutes ago!
00:53I've been in my lonely room
00:55When I'm dreaming of you
00:58Oh, what can I do?
01:00I still need you, but I don't want you now
01:04You left earlier this morning?
01:11Yeah, sorry. It's just I've got a million things I need to do.
01:14I'm still covering for call.
01:16Nisha's meant to be doing it.
01:17And Stella's asked me to organise this environment I sent me.
01:19Oh, hang on.
01:21I haven't sent the running order for when did the print out?
01:23You're overdoing it.
01:24She's burning the candle at Bob Fence.
01:26Don't forget family time tonight, though, yeah?
01:28Yeah.
01:28Yeah, OBJ.
01:29Sink in.
01:30Bowling.
01:31Bowling?
01:32Yeah, I'm not 12.
01:35Ooh.
01:36Laser quest though.
01:40Just don't take...
01:42No, no.
01:44Nisha, it's not delegating.
01:45If you pass everything back to me, I was delegating to you for...
01:48Sorry, look, I know there's no point in me saying this, but don't take him to...
01:52I'm not taking him to...
01:53Excuse me, sir.
01:56Monitor.
01:58Right.
01:59Maybe I should just cancel tonight.
02:02Maybe I'm being a bit shy, aren't you?
02:04No, no, no.
02:04It's a lovely idea.
02:05Can we just talk about it later?
02:07I mean, look at that.
02:08Right?
02:08It's got the whole world in it now.
02:09That's so exciting about your interview, Andy.
02:15Good luck.
02:16I know you're going to smash it.
02:23Hope is going to kill me.
02:26She said she wanted another rehearsal this morning.
02:29I don't know how we overslept.
02:31Oh, man, it's me shama.
02:37Well, Zane, slow down.
02:39Let her go ahead, all right?
02:40I owe her some homework.
02:49You go ahead.
02:50I'll see you later.
02:51See ya.
02:51This is going to be the best day ever.
03:02I've nailed this number.
03:04What time's Mum we're having?
03:05Well, she's going to try and get here for the assembly.
03:06Though how that dreadful show tune qualifies for an environment presentation.
03:10Music's a great way to deliver a political message.
03:13Beyoncé taught us that.
03:14So now you're Beyoncé?
03:16Mum loves it when I perform.
03:17And I thought this was all about the environment.
03:19It's possible to care about two things at the same time, Ben.
03:21Showing off to your non-existent friends and showing off to Mum.
03:24Am I going to have to warn your mum that she's going to spend her visit refereeing you two?
03:27So annoying.
03:29What do you know, Ben?
03:30Sorry, got to help.
03:32What's going on with her?
03:34Going to embarrass herself for that stupid assembly later.
03:36Like the loser she is.
03:37She's so harsh on her.
03:39She can take it.
03:51Mate.
03:52I'm in trouble.
03:56Mate.
03:57I'm in trouble.
03:58But hey, so last night I'm with Amber and Maya shows up and I'm like, you should have seen it, man.
04:04You miss everything.
04:06Like, why are you never out?
04:08I've got a job, haven't I?
04:11With that, an exam's coming up.
04:13My mum's gone mad about her homework.
04:15You know, I was up all night in my room studying.
04:17I hope you've done our presentation.
04:19Are you sure it was homework you were doing last night?
04:25Dwayne, have you finally pulled a real-life girl?
04:33Oh, is this hers, is it?
04:36Ooh, red.
04:37Sexy.
04:38Wait, mate.
04:39Look, I'm impressed.
04:41An actual girl.
04:42You'd have thought it.
04:43It's dead classy, that.
04:44You finished?
04:45Hmm.
04:46Not even started.
04:48I'll see you in class, yeah?
04:55Um, what the hell do you think you're doing?
05:14Um, I was leaving this for Miss Sharma.
05:19I found it on the way in.
05:21And I knew it was hers, because she wears it all the time.
05:27Well, not all the time.
05:28I don't know what she wears.
05:31I don't notice.
05:36I will see that she gets it back.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Thanks.
05:51See ya.
05:58Good morning, everyone.
05:59As you are aware, a new team member will be joining us today.
06:03Mitch Swift.
06:04He's going to be our new Senko.
06:06Oh, finally, some help with the reprobates and the whingers.
06:08Mitch will be focusing on getting the right support for our pupils with more specific needs.
06:14So, Mitch will be covering the reprobates, and, uh, I'll be your whinger man, Neil.
06:18He'll mainly be observing classes today, so you might see him around.
06:22Uh, trust that you'll all make him feel very welcome.
06:24Joseph?
06:24Uh, yeah, sorry.
06:25Uh, yeah, so, uh, today's highlight will be our very exciting environment assembly.
06:31Uh, the pupils will be taking the reins, doing a series of presentations and performances about climate change.
06:38Uh, now, we have to...
06:39Sorry.
06:42Yeah, good.
06:44Um, yeah, so, um, we have told the pupils who were involved in the assembly that they can take some time out of lessons to rehearse.
06:51So there may be disruption to classrooms, but it is all in a good cause.
06:54A very good cause.
06:55It's important to get the kids infused about the environment, and after the challenges of last week,
07:00it'd be good to show that Waterloo Road can still impress when it comes to science.
07:04Environmental science, that is.
07:05Is this still about getting STEM accreditation, and why we're suddenly interested in the environment?
07:11So, have a good day, everyone.
07:14She's barking up the wrong tree, if you ask me.
07:17Yeah?
07:17Why is that?
07:18Oh, STEM accreditation.
07:19Every school in Manchester's got one.
07:21If Stella wants bums on seats, we should be pushing the arts.
07:23Why?
07:24So they can become influencers?
07:25Make loads of money and buy their parents' houses?
07:28You know, saying that actually sounds all right.
07:29This is such a sham.
07:32This is exactly why children use interests in political causes, because people in positions
07:36of authority tell lies.
07:40You're not interested in the environment, Jess.
07:44Sorry.
07:45I've got to get my own environment sorted first.
07:47I mean, how is anyone supposed to afford rental prices on a teacher's salary?
07:51See you later.
07:52Where'd you find that?
07:57Your knight in shining armour returned it.
08:00Dwayne Jackson.
08:00Who?
08:01Year 11.
08:02I think he's got a bit of a crush in you.
08:05Ugh.
08:05You can practically smell the heady mix of links and teenage hormones.
08:11I've got him for English next.
08:12Wish me luck.
08:14Good luck.
08:19Stella, can I just get a second?
08:21Morning.
08:21Good morning.
08:22Stella, could I speak to you, please?
08:24Well, you have to keep up.
08:25I'm behind today already.
08:27Oh, OK.
08:27Am I right your brilliant STEM strategy is about upping our intake?
08:32Because I think boosting our arts offering would also really help subscription levels.
08:36And who would be subscribing?
08:38Sorry, I don't follow.
08:39Well, you're not a stage school, Mr. Donovan.
08:42I'm not just talking about performing arts.
08:43I'm talking about music, media studies, art, art, or...
08:48Oh, do you love a bit of art, art?
08:49Oh, sorry.
08:52I'm stressed.
08:52Sorry.
08:54Look at it.
08:54There is no subject like the arts for boosting intake.
08:57Parents cannot get enough of it.
08:58I've seen it before.
08:59Shall we just focus on the STEM accreditation first?
09:01Because that's the one I've prioritised and have yet to see delivered yet.
09:06Yeah, yeah.
09:07Good plan.
09:08Can't wait for your assembly.
09:12Sorry.
09:13Stella, I was just wondering whether someone else can show the new CENCO around.
09:16It's just starting to get a bit busy.
09:18The Academy have some excellent time management courses.
09:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:21Got all the time in the world for a course.
09:24Sorry.
09:25Wendy, I've got a visitor on site this afternoon.
09:27Samantha Drake.
09:28It's just, Stella, I can really do without holding someone's hand when they realise the special
09:32educational needs at this school are unmanageable and they're going to have a hundred overdue
09:36care plans on their desk, aren't they?
09:37Hi.
09:38Hi.
09:38You used to be Joe Casey?
09:40Yes.
09:41Mitch Swift.
09:42Nice to meet you.
09:43Oh, you're the new CENCO.
09:44Sorry.
09:46Classic.
09:47Don't worry about it.
09:47It's fine.
09:47Great to see you again, Mitch.
09:50I will be leaving you in Joseph's capable hands today.
09:53Be sure to do the full school tour, Joseph.
09:56Yeah.
09:56First impressions are so important.
09:58Oh.
09:59Look, don't worry about the tour.
10:01I'll figure it out.
10:02I'm like a homing pigeon.
10:05Can't wait to get started.
10:15Oh, my days.
10:17Wait.
10:19The scarf.
10:20The scarf.
10:20That's the scarf you had this morning.
10:22The one you pretended I was your new girlfriend.
10:24Oh, mate.
10:25You are so busted.
10:26Unless you're dating Miss Sharma.
10:27Unless.
10:29Can you just keep it down?
10:31What?
10:31Are you afraid someone's going to find out how tragic you are pretending you had a girlfriend?
10:35I don't blame you.
10:36Seriously.
10:37Shut it.
10:37Right.
10:38Calm down.
10:39It's not my fault, you tragic liar.
10:42Can you go?
10:43Quickly and quietly, please.
10:44Look, I never said it was my girlfriend's scarf.
10:49You've said it was.
10:50Well, I'm pretty sure that's what you made out, mate.
10:52Right, fine.
10:53Fine.
10:53I'm a massive liar, so will you just shut up now?
10:55I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
11:04Hang on.
11:04Didn't Miss Sharma just send you that?
11:05Just leave it, okay?
11:09Okay.
11:15No, it feels bad right now.
11:17Not bad.
11:20I fell my mock exam, Miss.
11:21Like I always said I would.
11:23You stuck your neck out for me and I've let you down.
11:25I've let music down.
11:26You haven't let anyone down.
11:30I put my career on the line for you because you are a great musician.
11:35And you don't need a piece of paper to practice music or to follow your dreams.
11:41So that's it?
11:42Like me and school break up after two years of trying to make it work?
11:45Look, there's no way I'm going to pass this to Miss.
11:47Just give it to us straight.
11:50Right, look.
11:51I know I might be your favourite pupil.
11:53Right?
11:54I can take it.
11:55Well, yes.
12:00I think we do have to acknowledge that, based on these grades, you will probably struggle to get a music A level.
12:10Well, I've got no back-up plan.
12:12Right, what am I actually meant to do without school, Miss?
12:16I'm going to end up in some dead-end job, right, waiting to be discovered.
12:21I mean, it probably would make, like, really good material for the all-important second half.
12:25It's not an album, but it's not...
12:25Hang on.
12:26Let's not jump straight to dead-end.
12:29Why don't we think about something else you're passionate about, or at least enjoy?
12:32Something practical, maybe?
12:34I saw this earlier.
12:38You love cooking.
12:41Yeah?
12:42Ain't it cool?
12:44Found it in the drama studio.
12:46I don't think I can do this, Hope.
12:48It's going to be so embarrassing.
12:51You're essential to the look of the piece.
12:53How am I supposed to save the polar bears with no bear?
12:58And you definitely remember the lighting cue for my presentation.
13:02Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
13:03Declan, I know you said there isn't time for everyone to have a dress rehearsal,
13:07but I really think that you're making a big mistake, not just giving me a run-through.
13:11Yes, Hope.
13:12I got your texts last night.
13:14All of them.
13:15I just wouldn't want you to mess up in front of the whole school and be mortified.
13:19Look, it says here, see polar bear, press play on music.
13:23That's right.
13:24I think I can handle that.
13:25Now, if everyone's done complaining, some of us have got work to do.
13:32Hey.
13:33How's it going over here?
13:36Are you into environmental artists' protests too?
13:39Oh, yeah.
13:40Mr Swift and the new Senko.
13:42Oh, and you are?
13:45I do.
13:47What?
13:47Not being funny, but you're a stranger.
13:50Honestly, this school lets anyone in.
13:52Right, well, I don't have my ID just yet, but...
13:56I am Mitch Swift, and he is the new Special Educational Needs Coordinator.
14:01Should he be a bit more built if he belongs to a gym?
14:06Good one.
14:09I didn't catch your name.
14:11Partial Weaver.
14:12Ah.
14:12Partial Weaver.
14:14Yes.
14:15All right, well, nice to meet you.
14:17You're on my list.
14:19On what list?
14:21Oh, I've got a list.
14:23It's just a list of pupils that I want to introduce myself to,
14:27and maybe, like, work with in the future.
14:30Are you calling me special?
14:31Oh, well, that went well.
14:38Yeah, weird she doesn't like being shown up in front of her mates.
14:41Oh, come on, you can tell us we won't be saying things, will we?
14:48Of course not.
14:49Of course not.
14:50We're your mates.
14:51But I've not told anyone about Ben being after his hair.
14:52But I've not told anyone about Ben being after his hair.
14:54Boys, less talking, more focus, please.
14:57Your exams are weeks away.
14:58Well, just be straight.
15:00Hey, is there something actually going on with you?
15:02Miss Sharma?
15:05Did you leave that scarf at your house?
15:06Oh, my God, Dwayne.
15:07You player.
15:08Look, we're just chatting, OK?
15:12It's nothing.
15:12Don't make a big deal about it.
15:14Chatting?
15:15This is mad.
15:16I can't believe this.
15:17Right, you cannot say anything, OK?
15:19Did you tie up with that scarf?
15:21I know.
15:22What bit of not saying anything do you not get?
15:24Mate, respect.
15:26That is some quality.
15:27Don't speak about it like that.
15:28Dwayne, why do I feel like your group isn't focused on the task?
15:32Focus.
15:33I don't want to ask you again.
15:34Look, we've agreed that while we're in school,
15:40she'll treat me like anyone else.
15:43OK, who can summarise for me what we mean
15:46when we talk about pathetic fallacy?
15:49Ben?
15:50Is it where the weather emphasises what you're feeling, miss?
15:53Like, you've never been in a relationship before
15:56and then you meet someone
15:57and the sun comes up from behind the clouds?
15:59Very good.
16:00At least one of you is listening.
16:01OK, in your groups, I want three more examples
16:04as a pathetic fallacy from Silas Marner.
16:06What, are you playing that?
16:11Why is everyone getting messages?
16:13Except for me.
16:18I know you think a lot of Noel,
16:20but what I'm finding hard to process
16:22is how, in the middle of a recruitment drive,
16:26allowing a student to drop out
16:28can possibly be a good look for us.
16:30Another way to think about it
16:33is how Noel completely failing his exams would look,
16:37if it's looks we're worrying about rather than students.
16:41He is a lovely lad
16:42and I fought for Noel to be here
16:44because he is talented
16:46and it's been fantastic
16:47watching that talent develop in the music room.
16:50But he's right.
16:52The theory,
16:53the academic side of things,
16:55it's just not for him.
16:56I truly think
16:57this kitchen apprenticeship
16:59could be a good fit.
17:01He's grown up a lot
17:02in the last year.
17:03I think he's ready to work.
17:06You know, I really thought
17:07this was it for me, Miss.
17:09You know, bye-bye,
17:09future seeing the factory.
17:11Then Miss told me about
17:12the kitchen apprenticeship
17:12and I was like,
17:13yes!
17:16Miss,
17:16what do you think?
17:19Fingers crossed, eh?
17:20Whoever gets this job
17:21is going to have to be very mature, Noel.
17:23Which means
17:24no inappropriate language on sight,
17:26no dishing out extra portions to your mates.
17:29Only for my favourite school secretary.
17:31No fighting.
17:33What?
17:34I'm a lover and not a fighter, May miss.
17:36Which leads me to my final point.
17:38No relationships
17:39between staff and students.
17:41By staff, I mean you.
17:43By students,
17:44I mean Stacey Neville.
17:46Are you all right?
18:00I think you were right.
18:03Well, I mean,
18:04almost certainly and always.
18:06But what about?
18:08Dwayne Jackson
18:09having a crush on me.
18:11Him and his mates
18:12spent the entire lesson
18:13just messing about,
18:15gossiping and gawping at me.
18:17Oh no.
18:18Do you want me to have a word?
18:20No.
18:20No, it's fine.
18:21I can handle it.
18:24Jack,
18:25you love all this like,
18:27talky-talky feeling stuff.
18:30What advice have you got
18:31for dealing with
18:31an inappropriate crush?
18:33Mum?
18:34Sweet.
18:36Well,
18:36I can't say I'm not flattered,
18:39Nisha.
18:39Oh, for God's sake.
18:42Perhaps a tactful word?
18:45No, you're not exactly known
18:46for tactful, Mum.
18:47Cheers.
18:49Yes.
18:50No,
18:51no, I understand.
18:52If Sam doesn't feel like coming,
18:54then she shouldn't come.
18:55It's just disappointing
18:56for her children.
18:57Recovery is the priority.
18:58Yes, of course,
19:00her recovery is the priority.
19:02We'll let her know
19:02what you spoke.
19:03Yes, okay, understood.
19:06Thank you for letting me know.
19:09You always act like this
19:10because you know it's not right now.
19:11You know it's not your fault.
19:12No, no, no.
19:13Home's not coming.
19:14She just texted me.
19:15That can't be right, can it, Nan?
19:16It's not right, is it?
19:17I know it's disappointing, Hope,
19:19but she doesn't feel up to it.
19:20Maybe it's a good sign
19:21that she's putting herself first.
19:24Right.
19:25Well, she just told me in her text
19:26it's because the fascists
19:27at the hospital
19:27weren't letting her out,
19:28so which is it?
19:31Um...
19:33So, she doesn't actually want to come?
19:34She doesn't really want to see us?
19:36No, she definitely wants to see us,
19:38doesn't she, Nan?
19:39Something unexpected
19:40must have just come up.
19:41I'm just telling you
19:43what her doctor's told me,
19:44but this is your mum.
19:46Unexpected is her middle name.
19:48What do you mean by that?
19:49It means she's slagging mum off.
19:51It's her favourite thing to do.
19:53I know you're frustrated,
19:54but I'm doing my best here.
19:56I didn't ask for any of this.
19:57No, no, no, no.
19:58We didn't ask for this.
20:00You're the one that made us
20:00come live with you,
20:01because you've got nothing
20:02in your sad little life
20:03except this stupid job.
20:05You sound just like your mother.
20:06Good.
20:07Well, I'm glad you're
20:08such an effective mouthpiece
20:09for her, Ben.
20:10Otherwise, we might notice
20:11that she's not here
20:11taking care of you herself.
20:13But she wouldn't miss me before.
20:14She promised.
20:15You're the reason mum
20:16isn't coming today.
20:17It's you she couldn't stand to see.
20:19She hates you!
20:21Don't I know that!
20:26Good chap.
20:26Dwayne, can I have a quick word?
20:35Hiya.
20:36Now, Dwayne,
20:37What are you looking at?
20:38I know that having a crush
20:40as a teenager,
20:41it can be really hard.
20:44You know,
20:44I'm not so old
20:45that I don't remember that.
20:47Don't know what you're talking about, miss.
20:49I don't have a crush on anybody.
20:51What's going on there, then?
20:55Shit.
20:55I'm trying to listen.
20:58He's just so up to something.
21:00I saw you in English, you know.
21:03Ashlyn, you better tell me.
21:05I just think that, you know,
21:07Mr. Rimmer,
21:08he might have some good advice for you.
21:11He could help you explore your feelings
21:12towards...
21:13towards girls your own age.
21:16Go on.
21:16OK, so, Miss Sharma
21:17left her scarf
21:19at Dwayne's house.
21:21Why was Miss Sharma
21:22at Dwayne's house?
21:23Well, according to Dwayne,
21:26they're...
21:27doing it.
21:28Doing it with Miss Sharma!
21:35Tonya and Ashton,
21:38perhaps you would be kind enough
21:39to come and join us.
21:42Now!
21:43doing it with Miss Sharma.
21:54It were me, miss.
21:56Tonya just repeated what I said.
21:59There's a box.
22:02Dwayne
22:03is doing it with Miss Sharma.
22:06Is that what you said, Ashton?
22:07And, um,
22:13where is that idea come from?
22:15Miss Sharma
22:16left her scarf
22:17at his house.
22:19Yeah, I saw it.
22:24For your information,
22:26Miss Sharma dropped her scarf
22:27on the way to school.
22:28Now, if Dwayne wants to use that
22:30to spin you some delusional story
22:32about getting with her
22:33and you believed it,
22:34well, then you are
22:35thicker than I thought.
22:37And if you all want
22:38something to gossip about,
22:39I would ask Dwayne here
22:41what he was doing
22:42following Miss Sharma
22:43to school
22:43and spying
22:44on her
22:45in the first place!
22:46Oh, thank you.
23:04So I saw Joe earlier.
23:06He's quite tightly wound today,
23:08isn't he?
23:08I mean, even more than usual.
23:11Do you think it would be worth
23:12talking to him, though?
23:16But really,
23:17what's the point
23:18in talking anyway?
23:19Maybe we should all
23:19just shut up
23:20and get on with it.
23:23Something on your mind?
23:25Andrew!
23:26If you do that again,
23:26you'll get detention.
23:27Oh, I've just had an unpleasant argument
23:32with Ben and Hope.
23:34Let's just say I didn't cover myself
23:36in parental glory.
23:38Give yourself a break.
23:39Teenagers are annoyed.
23:41The thing is,
23:42we're getting on.
23:43And then Sam
23:44says she's not coming today
23:45after all,
23:46and suddenly it's World War III.
23:49What?
23:50Well,
23:50it's not rocket science,
23:51is it?
23:52You're doing fine.
23:54Suddenly Sam threatens
23:54to make an appearance
23:55and you start scrabbling about
23:57trying to make sense of it
23:57in your own special ways.
23:59Well,
24:00apparently my way
24:00is becoming everything
24:01I hated about myself
24:02as a mother
24:03the first time round.
24:05Well, we'll do
24:06something different.
24:09Maybe Sam did the right thing,
24:10taking herself out
24:11of the equation.
24:13Maybe you should do the same.
24:15Go and find the kids.
24:17Get it sorted.
24:18I'll be fine here.
24:20Isla!
24:21Ty!
24:24Oh my God,
24:34he's stalking me now.
24:36Dwayne's been following the Sharma.
24:38He's a perv.
24:38He's all around school.
24:42You're joking.
24:43In front of everybody.
24:44She's drunk on that.
24:45My lips are silly.
24:48Hello, Widow.
24:50Ashton!
24:50Are you okay, Dwayne?
24:58Dwayne!
24:59Er, leave him.
25:00I was just embarrassed
25:00because he got caught out.
25:01Yeah, well,
25:02you're the one
25:02that's going to be embarrassed
25:03when I smash your face
25:04in for telling the whole school.
25:12Dwayne!
25:12I thought you're all meant
25:14to be my mates.
25:15Yeah, we are.
25:17Yeah, I look like it.
25:19I had one day,
25:21half the day,
25:23where I fit in.
25:25I was on the butt of every joke.
25:26The one no-one wants to get with.
25:29The loser.
25:30Now, look at it,
25:31everyone thinks I'm some weirdo.
25:33Well, they wouldn't
25:33if you just explained it.
25:35It's a misunderstanding, right?
25:37Don't pretend you have any idea
25:38what's going on with me.
25:40Well, Dwayne,
25:40I'm trying to,
25:41but you don't exactly help yourself.
25:44There's something
25:44clearly not right with you.
25:48Thanks a lot.
25:50I didn't mean it like that.
25:53Wait!
25:53He's cheating on me.
26:01That pathetic, lying, scumbag note
26:02is cheating on me.
26:04What the hell?
26:05Who is he cheating with?
26:06Oh, it's not just one girl.
26:08Oh, here he is,
26:09the love rat himself.
26:10You've got some nerve.
26:12What?
26:13Don't give me that.
26:14You know what?
26:15I saw your phone.
26:18Stace.
26:22I'm sorry.
26:23You were punching with me anyway.
26:25Good luck to whoever
26:26gets my sloppy seconds.
26:28Cos you are sloppy.
26:30And you're stupid.
26:32And you're
26:33rubbish in bed.
26:37OK, show's over.
26:39Get on with your lunch.
26:41You.
26:43Well, I guess conveniently
26:44there are no more obstacles
26:45to you taking on
26:46the apprenticeship now,
26:47are there?
26:48Should you get offered it?
26:49Every cloud, I suppose.
26:50Ooh.
26:51Hey, Mrs Drake,
26:53could I grab a word, please?
26:55Oh, no.
26:55Yeah?
26:57That's for Stace.
26:58Enjoy.
27:00Woo!
27:01Bell, Owen!
27:02We'll be seeing you
27:03into tension this week, Lois.
27:05You know,
27:06I was musing earlier
27:07if perhaps you had matured.
27:08But we can infer
27:09from this little scene
27:10that you haven't.
27:11So we'll keep looking
27:12for our kitchen apprentice.
27:14Excuse me.
27:16I told you
27:17I would handle it.
27:19Jazz,
27:20you were telling people
27:21that you slept together.
27:23What, do you want me
27:24to just sit back
27:24and let that lie?
27:27Speak of the stalker.
27:29Dwayne Jackson,
27:30a word, please.
27:37Look, you can't be
27:38on your own with...
27:39You don't need to lie
27:45about having a girlfriend,
27:46Dwayne.
27:47And if you are going to lie,
27:48at least say you're
27:49seeing someone
27:50that goes to another school.
27:51It's a classic.
27:52Never fails.
27:56I suppose I should be offended
27:57anyone even believed you.
27:59No offence,
28:00but I'm 23 years old.
28:02What do you mates
28:03think we have in common?
28:04What would we even talk about?
28:05OK, but we have been talking.
28:07On the app.
28:08I mean, you said it yourself.
28:09We have a connection.
28:11Dwayne,
28:12this crush,
28:13fantasy,
28:14whatever you want to call it,
28:15it's obviously
28:16getting out of hand.
28:17And if you need me
28:17to be more direct about that...
28:19Look, it's me.
28:21I'm Martin.
28:24What?
28:25OK, I'm Martin
28:26from Stockport.
28:27I promise to keep it
28:28a secret from now on.
28:29I wouldn't do anything
28:30to jeopardise what we have.
28:31Who did it?
28:41What's up?
28:42They totally bought it.
28:43Maybe we went too far.
28:45What do you mean?
28:46My acting was brilliant.
28:47It's off.
28:49Mrs Drake
28:50just thinks I'm way too immature.
28:52So our break-up
28:53backfired.
28:55Now I've got
28:55no A-levels,
28:57no job.
28:58Well, sod the apprenticeship.
28:59They don't deserve you anyway.
29:00I was excited for it.
29:01Cos this whole music thing,
29:02it's going to take
29:03a long time, Stace.
29:04A really, really,
29:05really long time.
29:06But working
29:07in the kitchen and cooking,
29:09I'd be so proud
29:10of doing that as me job.
29:13I'd really love that.
29:16Well, I love you.
29:18And this ain't over.
29:25So, if you actually bothered
29:26to read the chapter
29:27that you were supposed to,
29:29well, then somebody here
29:30would be able to tell me
29:31about aerobic
29:32and anaerobic respiration.
29:34But now,
29:35I suppose you want me
29:36to tell you.
29:38I need help.
29:43Right, lucky for you.
29:44Like, you can read
29:45that chapter now.
29:46Go on.
29:50Sorry, Pauline,
29:51do you mind just giving me
29:51ten minutes?
29:53OK, so,
29:58I don't want you
30:00to lose it, all right?
30:02What's happened?
30:06I've been working
30:07on this app.
30:08I mean, you're supposed
30:08to be over 18
30:09to use the site
30:10in the first place.
30:11How could I have known
30:12that a pupil would be on there?
30:14What were you thinking?
30:18I mean, jazz.
30:19A teacher.
30:20On a porn site.
30:21It's not...
30:22I did not raise you
30:23to be this bloody stupid.
30:24It's not a porn site.
30:25I don't do anything
30:26like that.
30:27Er, why can I hear talking?
30:30If you're finished,
30:30move on to the next chapter.
30:32It's just texts
30:34and videos.
30:35Guys pay to feel
30:37like they have a girlfriend
30:37who's always nice to them
30:39and who always replies.
30:40That's all.
30:41And the money is great.
30:42I mean, if I did this
30:43for a term,
30:43then I could pay
30:44for the deposit on a...
30:44Jazz, jazz, would you
30:45please just shut up
30:46and try to think?
30:51Right.
30:53Virgin A,
30:54you go to Stella,
30:56you throw yourself
30:57at her mercy,
30:58you tell her that you
30:59can't believe what's happened
31:00and technically,
31:02he's catfished you.
31:03He has.
31:05No, but then she might
31:06be like, who cares?
31:07Safeguarding issue.
31:08Bam, you lose your job.
31:12Tell me there's a version B.
31:17You delete the account.
31:19You ask Dwayne not to say anything
31:20and if it gets out,
31:22you deny it, Jazz.
31:23It's his word against yours.
31:26Dwayne's promised
31:27he won't say anything,
31:27so problem solved.
31:30Oh, no.
31:31I don't think I'd want
31:34my career
31:34resting on the ability
31:35of a teenager
31:36to keep the mouth shut.
31:38No, especially one
31:39that's already let his mates
31:40jump to a load of
31:40X-rated conclusions.
31:41He will.
31:42And you will, right?
31:44I made him look like
31:45such a loser
31:46in front of his friends
31:47before I rest.
31:47So he'll be fine, okay?
31:49I could lose my entire career.
31:53Wow.
31:54Wow.
31:56Apple don't fall
31:57too far from the tree,
31:58does it, Jazz?
31:58please, Mum.
32:03Okay.
32:03Ah!
32:12Hey.
32:14Can you leave us, please?
32:22I'm sorry I lost my temper.
32:25I think we're all angry
32:26at the moment,
32:27but I don't think
32:28it's at each other.
32:35This is lovely.
32:37Is it part of the act?
32:40Don't worry.
32:41I'm not doing it anymore.
32:44So I won't be embarrassing you.
32:46I don't really care
32:47about the assembly.
32:48I was only doing it for Mum.
32:51Do you know what?
32:53Bye.
32:53I wonder if we've spent
32:55too much time recently
32:56thinking about your mum.
32:59What?
33:00She's ill.
33:00She is.
33:01And that's why
33:02she needs to be thinking
33:03about herself at the moment.
33:05And maybe we need
33:06to be thinking about
33:06ourselves for a bit too.
33:08The three of us.
33:10I really enjoyed
33:11having you both stay with me.
33:13Eve and Ben?
33:14Er,
33:14no.
33:15Not today.
33:17Fair.
33:18You know,
33:20Hope,
33:20I've never seen you
33:21sing in public,
33:23on stage,
33:23and, well,
33:25I think that's a real shame.
33:28I've got to go.
33:31You think about it.
33:32I reckon I could fix this.
33:45Nan should probably
33:46see me perform.
33:48Everyone should.
33:50At least once
33:50in their lives.
33:59Mrs Drake,
33:59you've got to listen
34:00to me, right?
34:00Oh, Stacey,
34:01do I?
34:02It's no.
34:03You amaze me.
34:04I know he can be an idiot.
34:05I mean,
34:05that's why I dumped him.
34:06One of the reasons.
34:07Come in.
34:09But,
34:09even though we're not together,
34:11I still think you need
34:12to give him a chance.
34:14Try these.
34:18He gets really into his food.
34:19He gets quite boring
34:20about it sometimes, actually.
34:21And he's really grown up
34:22and kind
34:23and looks after his nan.
34:25And, well,
34:25you probably don't need
34:26to know this,
34:26but there's not a lot of money
34:28going into our house,
34:29so no packs
34:30homemade snacks
34:31in my school bag.
34:33You're really going
34:33to miss these, then?
34:35What?
34:36Now you've split up.
34:37Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:39I'll miss them.
34:41Actually,
34:41they're very good.
34:43He's brilliant, isn't he?
34:45Please don't discount him
34:46because of my immaturity.
34:48He'd be the best apprentice
34:49you could ever ask for.
34:50I promise.
34:51Hmm, yes.
34:53That's pretty clear
34:53where you stand, Stacey.
34:55Back to your class,
34:56now, please.
34:56What are you doing out here?
35:10Mr. Case
35:11didn't want me in his class
35:12because I didn't know
35:12the answer to something.
35:16What did you do?
35:18He thinks I'm thick.
35:19You think I'm thick.
35:21It's got a spirit set.
35:22Look, I don't think you're thick,
35:24Portia.
35:26Far from it.
35:28I do think you might need
35:29a bit of extra support
35:31to reach your full potential, yeah?
35:33All right, let's start again.
35:36Look, I'm sorry
35:37if I came in a bit strong before.
35:41First day, nerves.
35:43I think I was trying
35:44a little bit too hard
35:45to impress people.
35:47You,
35:47Mr. Casey.
35:50Why do you want to impress him?
35:51And I'm thinking
35:52maybe it's my fault
35:54that you're feeling
35:55a bit got at today.
35:58So, here's what we're going to do.
36:00You're going to go back into class.
36:02I'll speak to Mr. Casey
36:03and then tomorrow
36:04we can meet up
36:06and maybe talk through
36:08are you struggling a bit?
36:09See if I can help.
36:11Yeah?
36:11Can I have a quick word, please,
36:18Mr. Casey?
36:19Go on, Portia.
36:20Back to your seat, please.
36:28Sorry.
36:29Why are you sending
36:30my pupil back into my class
36:32when I've just sent her out
36:32for being rude?
36:33Look, it's all good, OK?
36:35I've spoke to Portia
36:36and...
36:37You've spoke to her?
36:38Good, right.
36:38What...
36:39What are you doing?
36:41You've just completely
36:42undermined my authority.
36:44I don't have time
36:45to babysit you, Mitch.
36:47The whole point of having
36:48a Senko role
36:49is to take the workload off me.
36:51Well, no.
36:52The whole point of having
36:53a Senko role
36:54is to help children
36:56with special educational needs.
36:58Which is what I've just done
36:59with Portia.
37:09Well...
37:10You all right, Dwayne?
37:28Oh, look, it's Dwayne.
37:29It's looking around
37:30in Mum's room, is it?
37:31Boys!
37:34That you're not meant to be
37:35backstage.
37:36You know that the lobby
37:39talked about something else
37:40tomorrow, don't you?
37:42It's all right, miss.
37:44It's not like I wasn't
37:45a complete joke before.
37:47I don't think you're a joke, Dwayne.
37:49You know, you don't need to worry
37:51about me telling anyone.
37:53I think Miss Sharma's amazing.
37:56And I would never want
37:58anything bad to happen to her.
37:59Yeah, I...
38:00I get that, Dwayne.
38:04Me neither.
38:09Go on.
38:16Noel.
38:16I don't know how you did it,
38:21but you seem to have
38:22a lot of people
38:23who think
38:23very highly of you.
38:26The apprenticeship.
38:27Mrs Drake
38:28decided to give you a go.
38:29Job's yours.
38:31Are you kidding?
38:32And apparently
38:33you and Stacey Neville
38:34are no longer in a relationship.
38:35No, we're not.
38:37That honest?
38:38Yeah, well,
38:39if Mrs Drake
38:39even detects
38:40a hint of PDA
38:41between you two,
38:42you're out.
38:43Got it?
38:44Got it?
38:44Well, I don't.
38:46Oh, thanks.
38:57Got a job then?
38:58Yeah.
38:59Well, I'm glad you
39:00two are living happily ever after.
39:02I've got two weeks
39:02detention because of you.
39:09I think Dwayne
39:10will keep it white,
39:11you know.
39:12Like he thinks
39:12a lot of you.
39:14I was thinking about
39:16some of the messages
39:17he sent me.
39:18You know,
39:19as Martin.
39:21He's got so much
39:22on his plate,
39:22I bet today
39:23hasn't helped.
39:26Tomorrow's check paper.
39:28Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Welcome.
39:32Welcome, everyone,
39:33to the Waterloo Road
39:35Inaugural Environment Assembly.
39:37Now, our first speaker
39:38is...
39:39Forrest Sumi
39:42with his presentation
39:44on why climate action
39:46is futile.
39:50Wow.
39:51Comrade!
39:54It's like a magician.
39:56Sorry I was late.
39:58No worries.
39:59You're a busy man.
40:01Imaginary girlfriends.
40:03Demanding.
40:04I bet you did not know this before.
40:06What we do individually
40:09isn't even a threat
40:10So?
40:11Water pollution, eh?
40:12Ah.
40:14So let's be honest, people.
40:16Yeah, we might feel good about
40:17throwing away, um,
40:19pop cans
40:20or pizza boxes.
40:22But the real power
40:23lies in awareness.
40:24I've got caught on a
40:30call with a trust.
40:31I've not missed hope, have I?
40:32Just in time.
40:33You know, I don't get
40:33the messages.
40:36The ones you wouldn't show me.
40:38Were you actually
40:39texting her earlier?
40:41Because it looked like
40:42you were.
40:43And it looked like
40:44she was texting you back.
40:46Oh, give me my phone back.
40:50Not to see those messages.
40:52Give it here.
40:55Calm down.
40:56Okay?
40:57Here you go.
40:58Too slow.
40:59Quick kick.
41:05Hey!
41:05You're still going here?
41:11Get out of here!
41:13Hey, hey, hey, hey!
41:14That's enough.
41:14Sit down.
41:15I'm not a psycho!
41:21You're the one stalking.
41:23Miss Sharma.
41:32He's at the best you've got,
41:34Dwayne.
41:34Right, right,
41:35that's enough, that's all.
41:36Stop it, boys, now!
41:38Dwayne!
41:38Hey, hey,
41:39that's me, Dwayne.
41:40Bows is a shot to you.
41:41Hey!
41:42Yes!
41:43I'm in there!
41:44Right, get in back now!
41:45Ow!
41:45Dwayne, come on!
41:46Come on!
41:46Dwayne, come on!
41:47Sorry.
41:48My cue is the polar bear.
41:51Take me to my office.
41:53Let them handle it.
41:53What's wrong with?
41:58What's wrong with you?
41:59I'm sorry.
41:59I'm sorry.
41:59No.
42:00I'm sorry.
42:00I'm sorry.
42:01I'm sorry.
42:02It's the bottom dollar that tomorrow
42:07there'll be sun.
42:11That's my sister.
42:12Just thinking about tomorrow
42:17clears away the cobwebs
42:20and the sorrow
42:24till there's none.
42:27What were you thinking?
42:29Brawling like hooligans?
42:31You two were meant to be friends.
42:32No, you'd care.
42:34Duane, this is not like you, this.
42:36You're not my foster carer, right?
42:37You barely even talk to us, so just leave us alone.
42:40Duane, we...
42:44Jess, I think you'd better wait for Stella in her office.
42:47Sounds like you can shed some light in today's events.
42:52Right, and you two come with me as well.
42:54And you, Zen, come on.
42:56Come on.
42:58It clears away the cobwebs
43:01and the sorrow
43:05till there's none.
43:09When I'm stuck with a day
43:12that's grey and lonely,
43:17I just take out my chin
43:20and grin
43:22and say, oh...
43:27Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you.
43:34Tomorrow, you're always a day away.
43:42You're always a day away.
43:55So, Joseph's filled me in on what the boys were fighting about.
44:10But if you could run it through from your point of view.
44:13Yeah, er, well...
44:16Dwayne has developed some kind of a fixation with me.
44:21I think he followed me to school this morning.
44:23That's where the stalking comments came from.
44:26And he's given his friends the impression
44:28that there's something physical going on between us.
44:32But I've talked to him and he really regrets it.
44:35I mean, it's just lads, isn't it?
44:40He understands how inappropriate he's been
44:42and I'm fairly sure it's all sorted.
44:45If I were you, I would just punish him for the fight
44:47and we can let the rest of this blow over.
44:50That's not your call, Jazz.
44:52There's a safety issue here.
44:54A safety issue?
44:55What, you mean from Dwayne?
44:57Yes, from Dwayne.
45:00Erm, what'll happen to him?
45:02Well, he'll be suspended for the fight.
45:05Beyond that, I don't think it's appropriate for you and him
45:07to have any further contact.
45:09And considering what you've just told me,
45:11erm, unfortunately I think we might have to look at
45:14permanent exclusion.
45:17Is that not a bit extreme?
45:19So I'll need to talk to his mum, but before I do,
45:21erm, I take it that you've not done anything to encourage him.
45:24Cos in my experience,
45:25he's going to want to blame everybody else but him.
45:28No, not deliberately, no.
45:33No, seriously, Jazz.
45:36Well, it's true.
45:37This is about Dwayne, not me.
45:40Obviously I don't want to see any kid expelled,
45:42but like Stella says, if it's a safety issue...
45:44Right, Stella.
45:45I think that there's something that you need to know.
45:48You know your many things, Mum, but I didn't have you down as a grass.
45:58Oh, please.
46:00Done you a favour.
46:01How exactly have you done me a favour?
46:03I think it's pretty bloody obvious after today
46:05that this job isn't the one for you.
46:07Well, that's the woman who encouraged me to get into teaching in the first place.
46:11Oh, you'll be great, Jazz.
46:12The kids will love you, Jazz.
46:13Yeah, a bit too much.
46:17Do you know what?
46:18Maybe it's my fault.
46:20Yeah, you're telling me.
46:21No, seriously.
46:22I think I've just made everything too easy for you.
46:25I've cleaned up after you.
46:28And this is the result, right?
46:30You thinking that you can just jazz hands your way through life
46:33and not take any responsibility for anything.
46:36And I'm not having a go, Jazz.
46:39I'm not.
46:40I just think that you need to...
46:42You need to get out of here
46:44and go and experience that big wide world for a bit.
46:47You know, without me.
46:49Trotting behind you with my dustpan and brush.
46:52And how am I supposed to do that with no job and no money?
46:57Well, why don't you get back on your website?
46:59Looks like you were making a killing.
47:05What did the TRA say? Am I going to be struck off?
47:07I'm afraid it's out of my hands.
47:09I'll get somebody to escort you off the premises.
47:13Yeah, all right, Stella.
47:15Isn't losing her job enough?
47:17And do you know what? She doesn't need escorting off.
47:19She's not a criminal.
47:21I'll take her myself.
47:23Come on, babe.
47:25I may have been out of line with the whole Portia Weaver thing.
47:31Er, yeah.
47:33She was great for the rest of the class.
47:35Wow.
47:37Listen, erm...
47:39I messed up with Portia this morning,
47:42so that's the only reason why I stepped in this afternoon.
47:44I won't... I won't do it again.
47:46Well, no, I mean, you...
47:48No, look, I get it.
47:50It's not helpful when you're trying to sort something yourself.
47:54I'd rather we work together.
47:58Thank you. Thanks.
48:00Yeah, and just in the interest of balance, erm, there is a small chance that you fell victim of my inability to say no, slash my inability to delegate, slash, I mean, many other inabilities that I'm not even aware of yet, so...
48:18It's been a pig of a day.
48:21I mean, the assembly was a car crash, and then I messed things up with Dwight.
48:25Listen, everyone loved the assembly.
48:28You can't do all of this by yourself.
48:33Right, come on, sad sack.
48:35You can buy me an end of Thursday pint.
48:38Apparently it's a Waterloo Road tradition.
48:43No.
48:44Oh, well, not that one.
48:45Yeah, I just started it.
48:47Do you know what?
48:48I would, I'd love to.
48:49I'd actually really love to just let my hair down and have a night out, but, er, I can't tonight.
48:57Sorry.
48:58I've got a tonne of work to do.
49:00I've got to go on the most sullen, sure-to-be unsuccessful bowling trip ever.
49:05I mean, in the history of bowling, so...
49:08Do you, though?
49:10And I was supposed to be singing that line to Zane as a polar bear, but, er, I think me just being on stage is better.
49:21I mean, everyone sort of loved it.
49:23Yeah, they did.
49:24I'm very proud.
49:25It's doing okay.
49:26Tell you what, no more school chat for the rest of the evening.
49:29You just want Hope to stop talking about her flipping performance.
49:33Stella.
49:34A few of us are going to the pub if you fancy.
49:36Hey, Hope.
49:37Well done on your song, by the way.
49:38Oh, yeah.
49:39Waterloo Road's very own Taylor Swift.
49:41There's only one Queen, and it's not her.
49:45She was great, wasn't she?
49:47In fact, Hope's performance gave Mr Rimmer a really good idea.
49:50Oh, yeah?
49:51He thinks we should apply for arts funding, thinks it will widen our appeal.
49:56Wasn't that your...
49:58Er, yeah, I think that is a great idea.
50:01Good, because it'd be helpful to have an enthusiastic advocate on board.
50:05Anyway, thanks for the offer of a drink, but we're going to have a family night in.
50:09See you.
50:10Bye.
50:11What was all that about?
50:13Thought that was your idea?
50:14Yeah.
50:15Well, you know what?
50:16You win some, you lose some.
50:17And a win for Jack is a win for the arts.
50:20Yeah.
50:21Shall we?
50:22Yeah, let's.
50:23Everyone's going for drinks, and well, it's Mitch's first day, and it's a wall-the-road tradition.
50:29I mean, I don't mind.
50:30It's just...
50:31Jimmy.
50:32Bowling.
50:33Yeah.
50:34Well, I was thinking about that, right?
50:36I've got a pretty good relationship with him, and it might do you good to have some...
50:40one-and-one time with him.
50:41You two coming to the pub?
50:43No, I'm going to have family time.
50:48Casey is all yours.
50:50Nice staff.
50:52Have fun.
50:53Come on then, kissy.
50:55Might look nice, doesn't it?
50:56Yeah.
50:57Still scrubs up well.
50:58I heard you got suspended for fighting.
50:59Proper hard man.
51:00Bad boy for life, mate.
51:01Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
51:02I know you don't want to talk about it, but it might help.
51:08Just leave it, Tom.
51:09I just don't get why you'd rather speak to some teacher than me.
51:15How would I talk to any of you a lot about the things that really matter?
51:16What's that supposed to mean?
51:17Well, what's that supposed to mean?
51:18Because it's all jokes and banter, and you can't get mad because it's jokes, but it's
51:19jokes.
51:20it's not right, it's not right.
51:21Right?
51:22Right.
51:23Right?
51:24Right?
51:25Right?
51:26Right.
51:27Right?
51:28Right?
51:29How would I talk to any of you a lot about the things that really matter?
51:41What's that supposed to mean?
51:42Because it's all jokes and banter, and you can't get mad because it's jokes, but it's
51:48It's not, right, my life is not jokes.
51:52Dwayne, I never said it was.
51:58I'm not like you are.
52:01Like, you don't worry about things the way that I do.
52:07Maybe you stop overthinking things and come out with us once in a while, have a laugh.
52:13What, and pretend everything's great?
52:15When all I'm really thinking is if she's going to be sober when I get home.
52:19Dwayne, your mum's fine.
52:22She's not had a drink in ages.
52:25You've got to let it go.
52:26What about Zay?
52:28What if he was there by himself and he was scared?
52:31Look, Mike and Joe would never let you back there if they thought...
52:34Look, Mike and Joe don't have a clue what's going on with me.
52:37Right, they're not fussed.
52:39No one is fussed.
52:41Yeah.
52:43Right, no one's fussed.
52:45I've not just come all the way down here to come and look for you.
52:51And you're all alone.
52:53And no one cares.
52:54Or they're stupid, Miss Sharma.
52:57Well, at least she let me talk.
52:59And she listened.
53:01And she didn't tell me it's all okay when it's not.
53:02Gly, I'm so sorry for trying to make you feel better.
53:08Get lost, Tonya.
53:10Kiss you through the air, baby.
53:28Catch it before you go.
53:30And when it gets bad, you'll be the first to know.
53:43If summer's in the air, then why does it feel like snow?
53:49You throw me a look, then you open up a comic book.
53:58Oh, you're built.
54:01And yet, you're just coming out.
54:05Then you go, keep it going.
54:05You're welcome.
54:06And you say, don't be able to take the love of the light.
54:07ku.
54:07The heart is strong.
54:08And somehow to take the love of the light.
54:09The heart is strong.
54:09And each of the leaves is strong.
54:10And you see, when in theGettranville said,
54:11In this world, the heart is strong.
54:11And today, when the heart is strong.
54:12And today, when it comes to someone,
54:13the heart is strong.
54:13It's strong.
54:15And when it comes to George Twć…„land,
54:16the heart is strong.
54:17The leg.
54:18And it comes to from God's heart.
54:19Mom's heart.
54:20And the heart is strong.
54:22And you say it's strong.
54:24And it's like a surprise.
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