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00:00:00This is not true, is it?
00:00:05We're visiting his dad's family.
00:00:19Run!
00:00:30This is not true!
00:00:43This is not true!
00:04:18How can you sleep with those girl movies on?
00:04:27Hey, Mom.
00:04:28How was work?
00:04:29Yeah, it was busy.
00:04:30We had a cat who got its tail stuck in a sliding door.
00:04:33Yeah, a nervous parakeet and a monitor lizard that swallowed a dog toy so when he walked,
00:04:41he squeaked.
00:04:42Oh, patient's doing well.
00:04:45Indeed.
00:04:46Oh, I got you this.
00:04:47I thought my son could appreciate a fully chewed toy.
00:04:55Gross, Mom.
00:04:57Oh, by the way, can I have a Halloween movie night?
00:05:01Please?
00:05:02Oh, let's talk about it in the morning.
00:05:04Oh, let's talk about it in the morning, okay?
00:05:05Go back to sleep.
00:05:06Oh, let's talk about it in the morning, okay?
00:05:09Go back to sleep.
00:05:10Oh, let's talk about it in the morning, okay?
00:05:25Oh, let's talk about it in the morning.
00:05:27Morning, kiddo. Did you sleep well?
00:05:43Sure, though I had a weird dream.
00:05:46Monster? Alien? Chainsaw maniac?
00:05:49No, I was in college, and I didn't know I was there.
00:05:55So I dropped out.
00:05:56Is that your nightmare or mine?
00:05:59Hey, I haven't even been accepted to college yet.
00:06:02I have plenty of time to find myself.
00:06:04Yeah, you can find yourself in college.
00:06:07Okay, I'm not working the night shift at the pet hospital,
00:06:10so you can hang around here watching ghoul movies and playing video games all day.
00:06:16And eating pizza rolls.
00:06:17I love me some pizza rolls.
00:06:21Besides, look at this house. We live like kings.
00:06:25No, we live like people who got a great deal on a short-term rental because a formerly sick Pekingese had a very grateful owner who also just happened to be a real estate agent.
00:06:40Yeah, and when the economy gets better, we'll be shipped back to the mean streets of Van Nuys.
00:06:45Hopefully, that's after I get accepted to film school.
00:06:49Yes, hopefully.
00:06:51Oh, bummer.
00:06:53I forgot it's Friday.
00:06:55Ted will be here with donuts.
00:06:58Maybe. I mean...
00:06:59Oh, come on, Mom.
00:07:01Ted is like the moon or something.
00:07:03You always know when he's going to pop up.
00:07:04I thought you liked him.
00:07:08He's all right.
00:07:09I mean, you like him, right?
00:07:11I do.
00:07:13Because you spent so much time making sure I turned out all brilliant and awesome like I am, right?
00:07:19So I'm just glad you finally have somebody in your life.
00:07:21But I will bet you the first maple bar that he will be buying the next two minutes with a dozen from Dono Prince.
00:07:31He'll ask you how your week went and blow you a kiss because he doesn't do public displays with affection.
00:07:37He'll ask you what DVDs you got in the mail and watch whatever one you want tonight over Chinese.
00:07:43No, no, no. Pizza.
00:07:45Nope, Chinese.
00:07:48He's really that predictable, isn't he?
00:07:50Oh, of course.
00:07:52I thought that's what you liked about him.
00:07:55Hmm.
00:07:55Now, about my Halloween plans.
00:07:58Yes.
00:07:59I have a list of haunted houses that we need to visit in order of spookiosity.
00:08:02And I'm going to...
00:08:04I need the car Saturday.
00:08:07No way.
00:08:08You are not driving.
00:08:09I'm Halloween.
00:08:10I'm a good driver.
00:08:11Yeah.
00:08:11When you're paying attention, it's Halloween, okay?
00:08:15You're going to be in ghost, ghoul, movie, overload, okay?
00:08:19Google-eyed.
00:08:21Let's see.
00:08:22Uh-huh.
00:08:22Driving on two wheels.
00:08:24Dreaming up new monsters.
00:08:26Absolutely not.
00:08:28I'm driving.
00:08:29Fine.
00:08:31I have a map of the houses and the fastest route between them.
00:08:36You know I almost have enough money for my own car.
00:08:39Yes, you do.
00:08:40But until then, you're still mine to control.
00:08:45Hi, gang.
00:08:46Hey, Ted.
00:08:48Good.
00:08:49So, how was your week, Linda?
00:08:50Yeah, my week was fine.
00:08:54Good stuff.
00:08:55So, what movies do we have tonight?
00:09:00We've got a few.
00:09:02Thought we could watch when I got it since it's Halloween.
00:09:05What's it called?
00:09:06Blood's Better of the Zombie She-Wolf.
00:09:09Well, okay, whatever your mother wants to watch is fine with me.
00:09:12Maybe I'll pick up some of my pizza after work, huh?
00:09:14Oh, am I kidding?
00:09:17If you know this, we'll be packed on a Friday.
00:09:19Well, we'll just get Chinese.
00:09:23Hear that, Mom?
00:09:25Dumplings!
00:09:26You called it.
00:09:29All right, guys.
00:09:31I'll see you after work tonight.
00:09:32Mwah!
00:09:32And the maple bars are mine.
00:09:43Hey, Ted?
00:09:45Yeah?
00:09:46Um, we've been seeing each other for about a year now, right?
00:09:50How about that?
00:09:51And I really enjoy the time we spend together.
00:09:55I'm glad.
00:09:56Me too.
00:09:56But, but, do you think maybe we're stuck in a rut, maybe?
00:10:02What do you mean?
00:10:04Well, I mean, there must be places that you want to visit or things you want to do or places you...
00:10:10I mean, you never really talk about yourself.
00:10:13Oh, baby.
00:10:13I'm boring.
00:10:15I did not say that.
00:10:18Look, I know you don't have a lot of time with your work and with Adam, so I'm happy in my little corner of the world.
00:10:26Why'd you want to watch another movie tonight?
00:10:29No, it's not that.
00:10:31I, I just want to talk about the future.
00:10:35You know, our future.
00:10:37Sure, let's go.
00:10:37I'll do whatever you want to, but I'm happy.
00:10:40I don't want to mess with what we have.
00:10:43I love you.
00:10:45I'll be late.
00:10:46Gotta go.
00:10:47Have a good day.
00:10:48Me too.
00:10:49Okay.
00:11:05Why can't I ever keep the body parts together?
00:11:10Mad scientist having some problems?
00:11:12Hey, Molly.
00:11:13Bring me a present?
00:11:14No.
00:11:15It's a book.
00:11:16I see it's a book.
00:11:17You have a lot of them.
00:11:18I like to read.
00:11:19It's overrated.
00:11:20Fine.
00:11:21I won't show you then.
00:11:23Oh, come here.
00:11:23Come on.
00:11:24Come on.
00:11:24Come on.
00:11:25You want to show me?
00:11:25Fine.
00:11:26Just give it up.
00:11:27Don't make me angry.
00:11:28You won't like me when I'm angry.
00:11:30You're cute when you're mad.
00:11:33Look at this.
00:11:35It looks cool.
00:11:36Kind of like the Necromacon.
00:11:38The what?
00:11:38The Necrom...
00:11:40Never mind.
00:11:42I'll just show you the movies.
00:11:43You know, you seem so smart.
00:11:45And then you're so not smart about the things that matter.
00:11:48I like sci-fi.
00:11:51Horror is boring.
00:11:54Why are we friends again?
00:11:55Because you're lazy and I live a block away.
00:11:58That's true.
00:11:59So where'd you get this thing?
00:12:01Dark Delicacies in the Valley.
00:12:02They got a whole bunch of books from some collector.
00:12:06The owner didn't know what to make of it since it's all in Latin.
00:12:09Look at these pictures.
00:12:12Cauldrons.
00:12:13Plants.
00:12:13Animals.
00:12:14This is like some medieval witch's spell book.
00:12:17I know.
00:12:18Isn't it cool?
00:12:19Well, I figured it might add to your Halloween night movie thought.
00:12:23Maybe we could do a spell together.
00:12:26Uh, I don't know where we're going to get what looks like the horn of a unicorn.
00:12:31Most of that stuff has modern equivalents.
00:12:33How do you know that?
00:12:34I'm just interested in it, that's all.
00:12:38No big deal.
00:12:39You're a witch.
00:12:40Oh, please.
00:12:42I read a lot about a lot of different things.
00:12:44It makes me smart.
00:12:46Yeah, okay.
00:12:47Now where's the broom, Harriet Potter?
00:12:50I'm going to go put this in your house so it doesn't get messed up.
00:12:53All right.
00:12:54And then you can come and help me sit up for the trick-or-treat crowd.
00:12:58Oh, boy.
00:13:00Can't wait.
00:13:04Oh, hey, Molly.
00:13:27Adam's out back putting up Halloween decorations.
00:13:30I know.
00:13:30Just wanted to say hi.
00:13:32That's nice.
00:13:33Um, grab a donut.
00:13:35Adam made all the maple bars, but I think there's a jelly left.
00:13:38Thanks.
00:13:39How are your folks?
00:13:41They're good.
00:13:42Do they still have that cabin in the foothills?
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:46Looking to go on a mini vacation?
00:13:48They already said you can use it whenever you want.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51I think I am.
00:13:54Tomorrow.
00:13:55Really?
00:13:55Yeah, I've got some personal stuff going on, and I think going away for the weekend would
00:14:02be the perfect way to take care of it one way or another.
00:14:06You and Ted.
00:14:07Oh, gosh.
00:14:08I am so sorry.
00:14:09I should not be burdening you with this.
00:14:12It's okay.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:14I'm going to do that.
00:14:16I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:19Thank you, Molly.
00:14:20You are such a good listener.
00:14:21I don't know what I said.
00:14:32Oh, not the twins.
00:14:34Hey, Not Wild.
00:14:36What you doing?
00:14:37Looks stupid, whatever it is.
00:14:39Nicky, Chad, how's it going?
00:14:42I asked you a question.
00:14:43Actually, you didn't.
00:14:45But I'm making a trick-or-treat display for Halloween.
00:14:49Halloween, huh?
00:14:50I like Halloween.
00:14:52I like seeing little kids scream.
00:14:55We're making a haunted house.
00:14:57It's going to be at our place.
00:14:58Oh, neat.
00:15:00It's going to be the scariest thing you've ever seen.
00:15:02I don't know.
00:15:03I've been to the Haunted Hayride or the Horror Hotel at...
00:15:06No way.
00:15:07Ours is going to be scariest.
00:15:09It's going to be in our garage.
00:15:10It'll be totally scary.
00:15:12Sure.
00:15:12Well, if you guys are involved, I know it'll be scary.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:20Oh, no.
00:15:24The twins.
00:15:25So, we'll need to borrow some of your stuff.
00:15:28Well, I can't...
00:15:30I'm kind of using it.
00:15:35Like my brother said, we're taking some of your stuff.
00:15:38I'll be a good little neighbor.
00:15:39Sheesh.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:43Go ahead.
00:15:49Oh, thanks, Tiffany.
00:15:51I'll send Molly over to get the keys for me.
00:15:53Thanks again.
00:15:53Bye.
00:15:55What's up?
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58The twins.
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:01Chad makes it a point to borrow whatever book I'm reading.
00:16:04I don't even think he knows how to read.
00:16:06Ugh.
00:16:07I guess I better go rescue him.
00:16:09Hmm.
00:16:10Don't think any less of me if I want to stay in here and check out your decor.
00:16:14No.
00:16:35Hi, guys.
00:16:37Oh, Miss Wildwing.
00:16:39Looking beautiful as always.
00:16:41Thanks, Nikki.
00:16:42Uh, it's Wilder.
00:16:44Oh, of course it is.
00:16:45Um, no, Adam was just letting us borrow his Halloween star for our haunted house.
00:16:49Was he?
00:16:50Yes, he was.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53Well, you know what?
00:16:54I need to speak to Adam right now.
00:16:56So, if you guys could come back later, say, Monday would be good.
00:17:00Uh, Monday won't work.
00:17:03Uh, that's November already.
00:17:05But it's okay, Miss Wilder.
00:17:06We'll just take this box and go.
00:17:08Yeah, thanks, buddy.
00:17:09Yeah, see ya.
00:17:10Not wild.
00:17:10Sorry, bud.
00:17:11We can go get some more Halloween decorations later.
00:17:19Nah, it's okay.
00:17:22Kind of figured they'd be by, so I kept all the cool stuff inside.
00:17:26That box they just took off?
00:17:27Full of moldy old newspapers from the garage.
00:17:33Oh, my gosh.
00:17:34So, when life gives you twin lemons, you decide to make the lemons mad at you.
00:17:40I'm not sure you totally thought that through, kiddo, but I like your style.
00:18:00What's up, Mom?
00:18:01Oh, listen.
00:18:02Ted and I...
00:18:03Getting married.
00:18:04No.
00:18:05Oh.
00:18:06I mean, it could be the opposite.
00:18:08You're gonna kill him?
00:18:08I'm being serious, okay?
00:18:12I like Ted, but something you said earlier got me to thinking, and, you know, I'm really
00:18:18not sure if our relationship is...
00:18:20Going anywhere?
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23And if that's the case, I'd rather find out now rather than later.
00:18:28And by now, you mean in November, right?
00:18:30Not on Halloween.
00:18:31My favorite day of the year?
00:18:33Molly's folks have lent me their cabin this weekend, and I really want you to come with
00:18:38me.
00:18:38But...
00:18:39Halloween!
00:18:41Zombies, werewolves, vampires, clowns!
00:18:43Okay, okay.
00:18:44Look, I know it's a really big day for you, but I'll make it up to you, Adam.
00:18:47I mean, you are man enough to know that you have to, you know, take care of things like
00:18:52this right away.
00:18:53Ignoring them and hoping they go away never works.
00:18:56I want you to be happy, but can I stay here?
00:19:03Fine.
00:19:04I'll be there.
00:19:05For you.
00:19:07I will make it up to you, I promise.
00:19:10Thank you so much.
00:19:11I will make it up to you.
00:20:11So, how are things?
00:20:38Did you know about this?
00:20:40About what?
00:20:41This sudden trip to your parents' cabin.
00:20:43Not really.
00:20:45You could have given me some warning.
00:20:48You're supposed to be my wingman.
00:20:50Your mom only just brought it up.
00:20:52I didn't know why, exactly.
00:20:54This is all Ted's fault.
00:20:56I thought you liked Ted.
00:20:58I like going to Mr. Flyswatter's haunted garage and seeing what new creatures he's dreamed
00:21:03of this season.
00:21:04I like watching as many horror movies as I can on three separate screens while eating
00:21:08piles of candy pretending that it's human flesh.
00:21:11You're so weird.
00:21:12You know what they give out around this neighborhood?
00:21:15Whole candy bars, not just those little ones.
00:21:17And you know what else I like?
00:21:19Halloween.
00:21:20Halloween!
00:21:21Now, I don't like to be able to do any of those things.
00:21:26You're helping your mom out though.
00:21:28You're doing a good thing.
00:21:30It might be.
00:21:31You're a good guy.
00:21:32That's why I like you.
00:21:34This stings.
00:21:37This weekend is going to be a giant suckfest up in the woods with trees and birds and emotional
00:21:43baggage and crying and all the other things I find gross about human beings.
00:21:47You want to go with me?
00:21:49Sure.
00:21:50Sounds swell.
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52Go pack your bags.
00:21:53Your parents have DVD player, widescreen TV, cable, you...
00:21:56No.
00:21:58Why?
00:21:59Why?
00:22:00Why?
00:22:01I'll find something to cheer you up.
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04Why?
00:22:08I mean, trekking out to a neighbor's cabin for an overnight trip to discuss the future.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I think we need to, Ted.
00:22:18I care about you, but I...
00:22:21We need to have a conversation outside of our comfort zones.
00:22:25I'm not just outside my comfort zone, baby.
00:22:28I am outside my comfort zone.
00:22:31It's not a bad thing.
00:22:33You know, honesty is good.
00:22:36Anyway, I have wanted to have a weekend away with you for quite some time.
00:22:42And you wanted to leave tomorrow morning.
00:22:44First thing.
00:22:45Well, I have to pick up my car from the shop.
00:22:48I still got their rental.
00:22:49Mm-hmm.
00:22:50And I need to pick up some work from the office.
00:22:52I mean, could we do this maybe next week?
00:22:57Tomorrow.
00:22:58Tomorrow.
00:22:59I do appreciate you taking a bull by the horns, but I just hope my horns do more than honk.
00:23:06Listen, if you have things to do in the morning, you can meet us up there.
00:23:10It's only about an hour, okay?
00:23:12I'll get you the directions, and we can have the cottage aired out, and I will have some
00:23:19iced tea brewing.
00:23:21That sounds pretty nice.
00:23:23Do they have a hammock there?
00:23:26Or a rope swing?
00:23:27They might.
00:23:28Cool.
00:23:29Okay.
00:23:30I'm going to get the directions for you, and we are going to have a great time.
00:23:45I knew it was too good to be true.
00:23:48Nuts.
00:23:59What exactly is this supposed to do?
00:24:02Make you feel better.
00:24:04Oh, right.
00:24:05How?
00:24:10Well, if I'm reading this right, you're supposed to feel a sense of well-being.
00:24:15And the object of your stress will be transformed into a raging, flesh-ripping beast from the
00:24:20lower depths of Mordor.
00:24:22Isn't that Lord of the Rings?
00:24:24I'm paraphrasing.
00:24:26Wikipedia isn't so up-to-date on 13th century demons.
00:24:29I kind of feel bad about turning dead into a demon.
00:24:33You do know I can't actually bring forth demons with an old book.
00:24:38I'm just trying to cheer you up with some mumbo-jumbo.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42I'm curious where you got all these candles and potions and stuff, though, if this is all
00:24:47just mumbo-jumbo.
00:24:49It's just interesting.
00:24:51It relaxes me.
00:24:53Told you.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:57What now?
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59We say these words.
00:25:01Ted.
00:25:02Klaatu.
00:25:04Burada.
00:25:05Nikto.
00:25:07Ted.
00:25:08Klaatu.
00:25:09Veranda.
00:25:10Burada.
00:25:11Brando.
00:25:12Burada.
00:25:13Mariachi.
00:25:14Stop messing around.
00:25:16This is serious.
00:25:17I thought you said this was for fun.
00:25:20Okay.
00:25:21Fine.
00:25:22Ted.
00:25:23Klaatu.
00:25:24Burada.
00:25:25Necktie.
00:25:26Necktie.
00:25:27Adam.
00:25:28Molly.
00:25:29Adam.
00:25:30Molly, what are you kids doing?
00:25:32Uh, nothing.
00:25:33An art project.
00:25:34Gapford.
00:25:35Science.
00:25:36Neato.
00:25:37Boy.
00:25:38I'm so tired all of a sudden.
00:25:39Adam.
00:25:40Can you tell your mom to send me directions?
00:25:41I have to lie down.
00:25:42We're so weird.
00:25:43You're weird.
00:25:44I'm totally cool.
00:25:45When did the candle go out?
00:25:46Dunno.
00:25:47Boy, I'm so tired all of a sudden.
00:25:52Adam, can you tell your mom to send me directions?
00:25:57I have to lie down.
00:26:02We're so weird.
00:26:04You're weird. I'm totally cool.
00:26:10When did the candle go out?
00:26:13I don't know.
00:26:14That's weird.
00:26:20Whatever. I should get going. I'm glad I made you laugh.
00:26:24Me too. See you tomorrow.
00:26:38Oh, why am I so tired?
00:26:41Oh, why am I so tired?
00:26:44Oh.
00:26:47Oh.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55Hey, have you seen Ted?
00:27:23Yeah, he was tired and he said he was going home. He said to send the directions to his phone.
00:27:27Oh, God. I thought I was going crazy for a second.
00:27:30Nope. No crazy here.
00:27:32You know what? Thank you for doing this for me this weekend.
00:27:37Well, I know nothing's going to stop you when you set your mind to something.
00:27:41Especially when it's important to you. Good night, Mom.
00:27:44Oh, good night, sweetie.
00:27:47Sleep well. See you bright and early.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:53Oh, wow. I must have fallen asleep on the couch.
00:28:02I need a shower. God, I feel fuzzy.
00:28:08What time is it?
00:28:10Mmm, it's so comfy.
00:28:13Maybe I should just close my eyes again.
00:28:18Adam! Get down here! Adam!
00:28:23Linda! Oh, hi. Sorry I fell asleep on the couch. I don't know what happened.
00:28:27What's that? Why are you looking at me like that?
00:28:34I was going to ask you the same thing.
00:28:36I don't know where he came from.
00:28:38Linda? Can you hear me?
00:28:41Well, he came from somewhere. How did he get in?
00:28:45Adam? Linda? Please, what's going on?
00:28:50What is wrong with me? Why can't you hear me?
00:28:53Well, a little guy got in here somehow.
00:28:56Maybe he knows you're a vet.
00:28:59I'm being serious.
00:29:01Well, I don't know. Seriously.
00:29:04So what are we going to do with the little guy?
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:09I guess we're going to have to take him with us.
00:29:11I've got a carrier in the garage.
00:29:14Go get dressed.
00:29:15And you, little guy, are coming with me.
00:29:19What do you mean, little guy?
00:29:21What's going on?
00:29:22Please, talk to me.
00:29:24What the heck?
00:29:26How did you just pick me up?
00:29:28There's no way my diet is working this well.
00:29:30Please, talk to me.
00:29:33Tell me this is a dream.
00:29:35Please.
00:29:41I look terrible.
00:29:45Look at that.
00:29:46You look great, Linda.
00:29:48Look.
00:29:49I'm a puppy?
00:29:51Oh!
00:29:52What?
00:29:53Please wake me up.
00:29:54Please wake me up.
00:29:55Now's the time I wake up, right?
00:29:58I'm going to wake up.
00:29:59Here I go.
00:30:00I'm going to wake up.
00:30:01I don't want to be a dog.
00:30:11Come in.
00:30:12A little light reading for the trip?
00:30:14Why not?
00:30:15He made you smile last night.
00:30:17Uh-huh.
00:30:18So, we have a little guest for the trip.
00:30:21How so?
00:30:22A stray puppy came by last night.
00:30:24That's weird.
00:30:25Maybe someone dropped him off because they know your mom's a vet.
00:30:28Maybe.
00:30:29I don't know.
00:30:30So, no chance your mom will delay the trip?
00:30:33Nope.
00:30:34When my mom sets her mind on something, she follows through hardcore.
00:30:39She finished five years of vet school in three.
00:30:43So, breaking up with Ted is on the top of her to-do list.
00:30:47If it was, she probably would have done that last night.
00:30:50I don't know.
00:30:51Ted's her first real boyfriend in a long time.
00:30:53I don't know what to expect.
00:30:55So, maybe the weekend won't be so bad.
00:30:57I did mention it's Halloween, right?
00:30:59I was hoping you might forget.
00:31:02Hey, guys.
00:31:03Come on downstairs.
00:31:04Get some donuts.
00:31:05Let's go.
00:31:06Great.
00:31:07Halloween donuts.
00:31:08Scary faces and orange sprinkles.
00:31:11Let's go, Sir Chuckles of Gloomytown.
00:31:14I got a shotgun.
00:31:15Good.
00:31:16I like sitting with you guys.
00:31:17You're no fun.
00:31:18You too are no fun.
00:31:19But we're fun.
00:31:20So, we decided to come back for some more Halloween props because the box you gave us is filled with rotten newspapers.
00:31:26Oops.
00:31:27Hey, nerdly.
00:31:28That's an old book.
00:31:29Kind of creepy.
00:31:30We'll take it.
00:31:31No, we have other stuff you can have.
00:31:32Better stuff.
00:31:33Good.
00:31:34We'll take it all.
00:31:35Oh, no.
00:31:36The twins.
00:31:37Yikes.
00:31:38Yikes.
00:31:39We're leaving and we're on a schedule.
00:31:40No, no, no, no.
00:31:41Sweetheart, get in this door.
00:31:42Let's go, puppy.
00:31:43Yes.
00:31:44Good dog.
00:31:45Oh, hello, Ms. Wildmutt.
00:31:46Adam just promised us some Halloween props for the next day.
00:31:47You gave us.
00:31:48It's filled with rotten newspapers.
00:31:49Oops.
00:31:50Ain't nerdly.
00:31:51That's an old book.
00:31:52Kind of creepy.
00:31:53We'll take it.
00:31:54No, we have other stuff you can have.
00:31:55Better stuff.
00:31:56Good.
00:31:57We'll take it all.
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:31:59The twins.
00:32:00Yikes.
00:32:01We're leaving and we're on a schedule.
00:32:03No, no, no, no.
00:32:04Sweetheart, get in this door.
00:32:06Let's go, puppy.
00:32:07Yes.
00:32:08Good dog.
00:32:09Good dog.
00:32:10Oh, hello, Ms. Wildmutt.
00:32:12Adam just promised us some Halloween props for tonight.
00:32:14Yeah, it's tonight, you know.
00:32:16I will have a very stern talk with my son about this.
00:32:20But in the meantime, we've got to go.
00:32:22So if you two would please not let the gate hit you in the butt on the way out.
00:32:28You tell him, Linda.
00:32:39Sorry we're late.
00:32:40I had to get this one to piddle before we left.
00:32:42And don't think that wasn't the most embarrassing experience of my life.
00:32:46Let's never talk about it again, okay?
00:32:48You're so cute.
00:32:50Well, I've never thought about it, but sure, I am pretty adorable.
00:32:56Yeah, there's a carrier.
00:32:58It's too wilder.
00:33:00Seriously, what happened to me?
00:33:02I can't believe this at all.
00:33:04Hey, hey, hey, what's that smell?
00:33:06Oh, boy, everything smells so good.
00:33:09Oh, God, I like it in the car.
00:33:11Yes, I do.
00:33:12Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:33:13Some look like a bacon and waffles.
00:33:14Oh, boy.
00:33:15Can I sweep my head off the window?
00:33:16Please, please.
00:33:17I love the car.
00:33:18I love the car.
00:33:19Ooh.
00:33:24This is going to be great.
00:33:25I'm so excited.
00:33:26I'm so excited.
00:33:28When are we going to get there?
00:33:29Oh, my gosh.
00:33:30You...
00:33:31He asked...
00:33:32You're such a whiner.
00:33:33He asked that every three seconds.
00:33:34Yeah, he knows.
00:33:35You know what?
00:33:36I'm not supposed to be looking up, like, all this zombie stuff.
00:33:39But no, we're out in nature and...
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42It's going to be so much fun.
00:33:43And I...
00:33:44Did I...
00:33:45Let me say it again.
00:33:46Thank you so much for doing this with me.
00:33:48It's so important to me.
00:33:49You're a sweetheart.
00:33:50To be continued...
00:33:51I don't know.
00:33:52It is!
00:33:53You're a sweetheart.
00:33:54I'm a little little girl.
00:33:55I've got a heart on me.
00:33:56I've got a heart on me.
00:33:57I've got a heart over it.
00:33:59Where are you going?
00:34:00We are not going to name him, but that's a very good question.
00:34:28If we were to keep him, which we're not.
00:34:30What would we call him?
00:34:31Oh, he's such a cute book.
00:34:32Don't listen to him.
00:34:33Okay, what would we call him?
00:34:34What would we call him?
00:34:35I don't know.
00:34:36I think...
00:34:37Joe.
00:34:38Where are Joe?
00:34:39No, Joe doesn't work.
00:34:40Joe.
00:34:41George...
00:34:42Watson.
00:34:43I like Watson.
00:34:44Watson.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:47I think we should call him Chubby, though.
00:34:53Chubby.
00:34:54Hey.
00:34:55You're not Chubby.
00:34:57You're not Chubby.
00:34:58You're not Chubby, bubby.
00:35:00Oh my gosh.
00:35:01You're so cute.
00:35:04You're so cute.
00:35:05You're so cute.
00:35:06You're so cute, bubby.
00:35:07Mom, what are you doing?
00:35:17I think I should take the little guy for a walk.
00:35:20Unless you want to be responsible for accidents.
00:35:23Oh, right.
00:35:25Uh, accidents.
00:35:27Can I do it?
00:35:29He's been staring at me the whole trip.
00:35:31Sure, just don't go too far.
00:35:34We won't.
00:35:34I'm going to grab some water from the back.
00:35:39Great.
00:35:39How are you doing, kiddo?
00:36:06I'm doing all right.
00:36:07Well, I want to thank you again.
00:36:12I know this is the last thing you'd want to be doing on your favorite holiday of the year.
00:36:17Ah, like I said, I know it's important to you.
00:36:20And I want you to have a great guy in your life.
00:36:23A great guy after me, of course.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:26Of course.
00:36:27And how do you feel about that?
00:36:32About what?
00:36:33About me having a guy in my life.
00:36:36I mean, not that it would be Ted, necessarily, but...
00:36:40You know, it's been a long time since your dad left, and you don't get to see him as often as you'd like.
00:36:45That's okay.
00:36:49Dad's complicated.
00:36:51And at the same time, he's really simple.
00:36:56That is an interesting take on him.
00:36:58But you, I mean, you sacrifice everything for me, yourself, your career, and Dad.
00:37:07Dad's still trying to find himself.
00:37:11I'm sorry about that.
00:37:13I really am.
00:37:14But unfortunately, a leopard can't change his spots.
00:37:18I think a better expression is, a zombie cannot change his desire for human brains.
00:37:24You are my weird son.
00:37:28And you're my mom.
00:37:30And you deserve to be happy.
00:37:32Even if that means torturing your loving son on his favorite holiday.
00:37:36Mm-hmm.
00:37:37That is the guilt I was waiting for.
00:37:40You're a teenage boy, after all.
00:37:42Thanks.
00:37:43That's part of our handbook.
00:37:44Chapter 1, Guilt as a Means of Getting More Gifts.
00:37:48So obviously, this trip is going to cost me big time.
00:37:52Oh, no.
00:37:54I would never do that.
00:37:56Oh, no, no.
00:37:57Not you.
00:37:58Uh-uh.
00:37:58But it would probably make me less sadder if I, I don't know, got a flat screen TV or game
00:38:04console of my choice.
00:38:06Duly noted.
00:38:08Here comes Molly.
00:38:11All right, so time to get back on the road.
00:38:14Give me a hug, you sweet boy.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:18Wow, it's beautiful.
00:38:27Very pretty.
00:38:28Yeah, it's pretty.
00:38:29I'll give it that.
00:38:31It's going to be awesome.
00:38:33Can't wait.
00:38:34Yeah, it's so much fun.
00:38:35No zombies.
00:38:36No Halloween.
00:38:37No pumpkins.
00:38:38No anything.
00:38:38Don't be such a downer.
00:38:41There may be a pumpkin.
00:38:43There could be a zombie.
00:38:44A real one?
00:38:45But that's boring.
00:38:46Oh, come on.
00:38:47Who wants an actual pumpkin crawling out of the ground?
00:38:49I want a freaking jack-o'-lantern.
00:38:51We can carve one.
00:38:52You may have time.
00:38:53Jack-o'-lantern.
00:38:55Did you bring this up?
00:38:56Didn't think so.
00:38:56Because we're out in the middle of nowhere with a puppy that we're probably not even going to...
00:39:01You know what, Mom?
00:39:02You're lucky I love you.
00:39:03Oh, my goodness.
00:39:04I know.
00:39:05I am lucky.
00:39:06I'm the luckiest mom ever.
00:39:23See?
00:39:24It's lovely up here.
00:39:25Hey, come here.
00:39:30Get up here.
00:39:31You know how many jack-o'-lanterns you passed?
00:39:33Two.
00:39:35That's not lovely.
00:39:36That's criminal.
00:39:38I know you're not very happy with me right now.
00:39:42But I love you anyway.
00:39:44Hey, why don't you and Molly go for a walk?
00:39:47I'm sure someone has an awesome Halloween display somewhere.
00:39:52A walk?
00:39:53A walk?
00:39:54Let's go, Cranky McGrumps-a-Lot.
00:39:57It's not that bad.
00:40:00Have fun, you two.
00:40:06And you, let's check you out while we wait for Ted.
00:40:10Oh, the painful irony of that statement.
00:40:13Seriously, look in my eyes.
00:40:15I'm Ted Gimble, CPA, member of the Rotary Club and Upstanding Citizen.
00:40:20I vote.
00:40:22I try to eat organic.
00:40:23I have a goldfish named Mr. Socks.
00:40:25I...
00:40:26Oh, my word.
00:40:29That is the stuff.
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:32To the left, to the left.
00:40:33Oh, ho, ho.
00:40:34Belly rubs for the win.
00:40:36Oh, yeah.
00:40:38Oh, yeah.
00:40:39How's my nose?
00:40:50Because I think I smell great.
00:40:53By that I mean I smell lots of things.
00:40:56Though puppies smell pretty good.
00:40:57Yes, you do.
00:40:58Oh, ho, ho.
00:40:59I may be a little giddy.
00:41:02Well, it's certainly being a different species now.
00:41:04Oh, my ears are good, too.
00:41:06I can hear things I never thought you could hear.
00:41:09You do know there's a rat in this cabin, right?
00:41:12And I think a raccoon is under the sink.
00:41:15And don't think me unmanly or indulgibly, but I'm not messing with any raccoon.
00:41:20Wow, look at this.
00:41:22A tail.
00:41:24Okay, that's pretty nifty.
00:41:26Although, I'm not a big old wagger.
00:41:28I have to work on that.
00:41:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, that's good, too.
00:41:31Ooh, scratch there, scratch there.
00:41:32A little harder, a little softer, a little softer.
00:41:34To the right.
00:41:35Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's the stuff.
00:41:39There's only one good thing about this place.
00:41:41Only what?
00:41:42No, Nicky and Chad.
00:41:44Ugh, twins.
00:41:46I have come to realize that they are my lifelong arch enemies, you know?
00:41:49How so?
00:41:50We went through elementary school together, and they would take my lunch, they would throw
00:41:54my junk on the roof of the school, and generally make my life terrible.
00:41:58That's awful.
00:41:59I know, right?
00:42:00But then one day, this patient of my mom's gives us this great lease on this ridiculous
00:42:04house.
00:42:05It's a beautiful house.
00:42:06Well, sure, but it's plenty dumb, too.
00:42:08I mean, it's big, it's wide, and let's face it, the decor inside, that's just silly.
00:42:14Well, it's kind of true.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:17Well, I'm excited, because now I get to go to a new high school, and I don't have to
00:42:21be bullied by them anymore.
00:42:23But they live down the street from your new place.
00:42:27But they live down the street.
00:42:30They're not twins, you know.
00:42:32Well, they kind of don't look alike at all, so I figured that.
00:42:37I kind of named them the twins.
00:42:42You did?
00:42:42When I was little, I'd play in our yard.
00:42:45They'd come by and take my dolls, and rip them apart, and put them all back together
00:42:48again, all Frankenstein-like.
00:42:50That's mean, but kind of cool and creepy-looking, I'm sure.
00:42:56Okay, it was mean.
00:42:58And I bet those dolls didn't deserve it, either.
00:43:00No, they did not.
00:43:01Anyways, I was angry, so I blurted out they were the twins of evil.
00:43:05But they aren't twins.
00:43:06I don't even think they're related.
00:43:10Or from this planet.
00:43:13You just might be right about that.
00:43:21Where are we going, anyways?
00:43:23We'll see.
00:43:24You actually like it up here, don't you?
00:43:28I do.
00:43:29It's peaceful.
00:43:31It just has an energy.
00:43:32Oh, brother.
00:43:34There's more to life than movies and video games.
00:43:38Bite your tongue!
00:43:39Them's fighting words.
00:43:40It's not bad.
00:43:44I mean, it should, of course, be larger, but it's got some nice touches.
00:43:50You know who lives here?
00:43:51I do.
00:43:52Molly, it's you!
00:43:53Oh, I thought you might be nearby.
00:43:56I'm so excited.
00:43:58Who's your friend?
00:43:59Rachel.
00:44:00This is my friend, Adam.
00:44:02Hello, Adam.
00:44:04You seem dubious.
00:44:07No, ma'am.
00:44:08I was just admiring your decorations.
00:44:10I love Halloween.
00:44:11You did a good job.
00:44:14It's such a wonderful time of the year in so many cultures.
00:44:18Why don't you guys sit down, and I'll make you some lemonade, and then you can tell me all
00:44:24about last night.
00:44:25Tell you about what?
00:44:26The spell you two cast.
00:44:29You tapped into some really major energy, and I'd be curious to see what became of it.
00:44:34Oh, my God.
00:45:04Oh, it's my toy.
00:45:10Look out, my toy.
00:45:13Oh, boy, I'll get it.
00:45:15I'll get it.
00:45:15Look at me.
00:45:16I'm fetching.
00:45:18I'm bored of fetching.
00:45:20What else you got?
00:45:22Oh, Linda, you're way funnier than I ever knew.
00:45:25And your smile.
00:45:26Gosh, I love that smile.
00:45:29I love you.
00:45:34Oh, that is the stuff.
00:45:48Yes!
00:45:48Hi, Ted.
00:45:58It's Linda.
00:46:00We're at the cabin.
00:46:02There is a hammock out back, and I'm looking forward to seeing you.
00:46:08We have an extra traveler bunking with us, a really cute bulldog puppy who can't get enough
00:46:13ear rubs.
00:46:15But you'll see him soon enough.
00:46:17I don't mean to take up all your voicemail, so I can't wait to see you when you get here.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:28Bye.
00:46:28Molly, I'm glad to hear that your parents are doing well.
00:46:44They're such nice people.
00:46:47And you, young man, your mom sounds like quite a woman.
00:46:51She is.
00:46:54Thanks for the lemonade.
00:46:55Oh, it's my pleasure.
00:46:57You know, I so love having visitors, especially ones with a little magic in them.
00:47:04So tell me about the spell.
00:47:07I found an old spell book.
00:47:09I'd like to see that.
00:47:10Do you have it with you?
00:47:13That's why you brought it.
00:47:16I'll bring it over later.
00:47:18And you did a spell from this book?
00:47:21No.
00:47:23Yes.
00:47:25I didn't think so.
00:47:27Well, it sounds like quite a busy night.
00:47:30I mean, we didn't do it right.
00:47:32Besides, we were just fooling around.
00:47:35Well, honey, you know as well as I do, there's no such thing as fooling around.
00:47:40And there's energy all around us.
00:47:43And if you're keen to tap into it, it can do some wonderful, magical things.
00:47:49How do you mean?
00:47:50Well, it can soothe and heal.
00:47:52And it can also do destruction and harm and all kinds of things in between.
00:47:58Am I being vague enough for you?
00:48:00You know, Molly here is quite the wealth of information on these things.
00:48:05You might ask her about it someday.
00:48:07Yeah, I probably should.
00:48:10Just bring the book around later and we'll make sure that you didn't accidentally open
00:48:16up some portal to the netherworlds.
00:48:19The netherworlds?
00:48:21If you said an incantation wrong.
00:48:24What happens if you said the words wrong?
00:48:26I mean, I was just kidding.
00:48:28You can't kid about these things.
00:48:33One wrong word and...
00:48:36Oh, my!
00:48:38What?
00:48:39Oh, it's happening!
00:48:40What is it?
00:48:41Haven't you noticed?
00:48:42What?
00:48:42Your hands have turned into tentacles!
00:48:45You're so gullible.
00:48:53Oh, my gosh!
00:48:55I really...
00:48:55I had you going.
00:48:56You thought you were a squid for a while, didn't you?
00:49:00Didn't you?
00:49:02Got to love Halloween.
00:49:10Who knew chewing on stuff could be so relaxing?
00:49:14I'm tired.
00:49:24Playing as hard work really takes it out of you.
00:49:31So tired.
00:49:33And it's so snuggly.
00:49:37Maybe if I could sleep for a little.
00:49:39Huh?
00:49:46Mm-hmm.
00:49:53Rabbit.
00:49:53Rabbit.
00:49:56Shit!
00:49:58Oh, how'd you meet Rachel? She seems interesting.
00:50:16Oh, she is. In a lot of ways. My parents and I have been coming up here since I was a kid.
00:50:22One of the first times I went for a walk.
00:50:25Went too far and got a little lost.
00:50:28I can see that happening up here.
00:50:30I blame the trees.
00:50:33Anyways, I didn't know what I should do. And just when I thought I might cry...
00:50:38You got locked in an old ghost town jail by a weird old prospector.
00:50:41No.
00:50:42Saved by a mystical Indian boy?
00:50:43No. You watch way too much TV.
00:50:46You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:50:48Anyways, I don't know how, but Rachel just knew I was nearby and needed help.
00:50:53Sounds like some spooky magical stuff.
00:50:56Ironic coming from the guy who has a zombie survival kit.
00:51:00Hey, that can happen, okay? That's science.
00:51:03Besides, you have to like somebody who made you think you turned into a squid.
00:51:09Well, I didn't actually... I didn't. Whatever, let's keep walking.
00:51:16You guys look chipper. Did you have a nice walk?
00:51:32It wasn't what I expected.
00:51:34I took him to a friend a few cabins over. She's a fan of Halloween.
00:51:38Well, that's nice. I'm glad someone's having fun.
00:51:41Why? What's wrong?
00:51:43Ted should have been here by now.
00:51:46He hasn't called. I can't reach him on his cell.
00:51:48I'm sure he'll be here soon.
00:51:50I mean, if he left later, I mean, Travis is just going to get worse.
00:51:53Yeah, that's true, I guess.
00:51:55I'm here. I'm right here. Somebody has to see that, right?
00:51:59The puppy's sure pricked up.
00:52:02The little guy had some fun, but seriously, I'd like to be me again.
00:52:07What's the little guy doing, by the way?
00:52:09He's healthy and he's cute. I'll give him that.
00:52:12I'd like a little more, please. Like my legs back.
00:52:16So, Bob, any thoughts about us maybe find the gender pet?
00:52:21I mean, come on. It's just too coincidental that you showed up like this.
00:52:24It is.
00:52:26No. No, I've told you before, we don't need a needy little guy underfoot.
00:52:32What we need is to save our money.
00:52:34So you can go to college and I can buy myself a little shack somewhere to call my own that I can retire in.
00:52:41You're too practical sometimes.
00:52:43Practical?
00:52:45Practical is what's kept me moving forward and kept a roof over our heads and shoes on your feet.
00:52:51You know, and I'm sorry if that's not enough for you.
00:52:56I'm sorry.
00:52:58No, it's okay.
00:53:01I should take a walk.
00:53:03Want company?
00:53:04No.
00:53:09And from bad to worse it goes.
00:53:11I'm going back to bed.
00:53:13You want to get some iced tea? I needed some iced tea.
00:53:17That'd be nice.
00:53:18I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lost my temper. I'm just so worried about Ted.
00:53:35I'm sure he'll show up.
00:53:36How can I get Luna's attention?
00:53:42I'm just not sure I know what I want from him.
00:53:46How do you mean, if you don't mind me asking?
00:53:49Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. You have become quite a smart young woman.
00:53:54Let's see. How do I put this?
00:53:57Have you ever wanted a boy to notice you in a romantic way?
00:54:04Yes. I think I know what that's like.
00:54:09Well, it's great when it happens, right?
00:54:11And if you're friends before, it's all the better.
00:54:14You know, and you can enjoy a lot of each other.
00:54:17I can see that.
00:54:19Okay, so there's a step after that, right?
00:54:21And it's a really big one.
00:54:23Where you acknowledge your hopes, your dreams, faults, fears.
00:54:30You know, they support you, you support them in growing and being better people.
00:54:37Am I making any sense?
00:54:39I think so.
00:54:40It's okay to want that, right?
00:54:42Of course.
00:54:44Because I feel like Ted is just okay with being friends.
00:54:49And that's lovely, don't get me wrong.
00:54:51But I want more.
00:54:53And bless him, but...
00:54:55I think men can be totally clueless sometimes.
00:55:00Well, you should tell him.
00:55:02Oh.
00:55:03Right.
00:55:04That's what you're trying to do.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:09Oh, Linda.
00:55:11It's really difficult putting yourself out there, right?
00:55:17Because you might not get the answer that you want or the answer that you expect.
00:55:22But I think it's still really good to do it.
00:55:25Well, I hope.
00:55:30He seems to agree with you.
00:55:31If you're not going to keep him, what are you going to do with him?
00:55:34Yeah, I'll take him to The Pound on Monday.
00:55:36A family will adopt him right away.
00:55:39The Pound?
00:55:40Oh, no.
00:55:41That's no good.
00:55:42I have a family.
00:55:43I don't want a new family.
00:55:45And I don't like Kibble either.
00:55:48I'm sorry, Mom.
00:55:49I didn't mean to be such a jerk.
00:55:52No, I'm sorry.
00:55:53Okay?
00:55:54I was really upset about Ted.
00:55:55Come here.
00:55:56And I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59I was just telling Molly that being a proactive adult stinks sometimes.
00:56:06Yeah, well, I'm sure Ted will be here soon.
00:56:08And we should take that book to Rachel's before he does.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14We'll be back soon.
00:56:16I'm sure Ted will be here by then and we can get some food!
00:56:19And later, some ghost stories around the fire?
00:56:21Yeah, that would be nice.
00:56:23Came up with a cool one on my walk.
00:56:25It's about a zombie chick that gets hungry, deep fries her own face and eats it.
00:56:29Ugh, I retract my statement.
00:56:31Okay?
00:56:32That's not nice.
00:56:33That's gross.
00:56:34Why does it have to be a chick?
00:56:35Because if it was a dude, it'd just be silly.
00:56:38They're so weird.
00:56:39Thanks.
00:56:42What can I do to prove I'm me?
00:56:45There has to be something I can...
00:56:47Chipmunks!
00:56:48Okay, okay, not chipmunks.
00:56:50I need to focus.
00:56:51There has to be...
00:56:52Chipmunks!
00:56:53Man!
00:56:54I don't know why, but I hate chipmunks.
00:56:57How can I get Linda's attention?
00:57:00Maybe if I bite her fingers.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Maybe if I lick her some more.
00:57:05No.
00:57:06Maybe if I chew on her clothes.
00:57:09No.
00:57:11Why is everything I do so cute?
00:57:14Is that the book?
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:16Have a speech.
00:57:17What did I do?
00:57:31This book is very old and contains some very powerful magic.
00:57:35Tell me exactly, what spell did you do?
00:57:50What did I do?
00:57:52Oh, sweetie.
00:57:53You couldn't have known the power contained in this book.
00:57:56It should never have come to light.
00:57:58It's okay, Molly.
00:57:59It can't be that bad.
00:58:01It is.
00:58:02Well, can you help us fix it?
00:58:04No.
00:58:06Can you help us find someone who can fix it?
00:58:08There isn't time.
00:58:09Throw me a bone here.
00:58:11What do we do anyway?
00:58:12This spell is a spell of transfiguration.
00:58:15There's only a few practitioners who could even attempt to accomplish it.
00:58:19And that would take years of training and guidance.
00:58:24But the book, it had the power stored in it, didn't it?
00:58:28I knew something didn't feel right.
00:58:31Yeah.
00:58:32Yeah, this never should have come to light.
00:58:35And certainly not without having this power drained of it first.
00:58:39And you had the misfortune of tampering with it on Halloween.
00:58:44What's so big about that?
00:58:46Every religion, every tribe, regards this time of the year as sacred.
00:58:51The line between the living and those that have passed over is the thinnest now.
00:58:57And easiest to cross over.
00:59:00So, all these energies just added to the spell's errant power.
00:59:08So, if I had done this spell on St. Patty's State, I'd have a pot of gold right now.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13That's a completely different spell with a completely different book.
00:59:17Super.
00:59:18So, what undead beast did we unleash?
00:59:22You didn't unleash anything.
00:59:25You, um, transformed someone.
00:59:28Who?
00:59:29Into what?
00:59:30Did you use the proper potions?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:34Did you light a ceremonial candle?
00:59:36Yes.
00:59:37Did you say the correct words in the correct order?
00:59:42No.
00:59:47What exactly did you say?
00:59:49I said a bunch of different things.
00:59:50I was just goofing around.
00:59:52I told you not to do that.
00:59:54I know that now.
00:59:55Look, I need you guys to just calm down.
00:59:58We can fix this.
01:00:00But I have to know what you said.
01:00:03Klaatu?
01:00:05Burata?
01:00:06I was messing around.
01:00:07I said a bunch of different words.
01:00:08But you said burata?
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:11And then what?
01:00:13Necktie.
01:00:14You didn't say Nikto?
01:00:17No.
01:00:18I didn't.
01:00:19See, we couldn't have transformed anyone.
01:00:20Perhaps.
01:00:21As long as no one said Nito.
01:00:23Wait, what?
01:00:25Nito!
01:00:27Nito.
01:00:28It's a term that bespeaks all manner of tricksterism.
01:00:33Didn't Ted say Nito?
01:00:35Who's Ted?
01:00:36Is he the object of the spell?
01:00:39Yes.
01:00:40And he said Nito.
01:00:42Nito!
01:00:46What?
01:00:47We actually turned Ted into something?
01:00:50What is he?
01:00:51You might want to ask Molly.
01:00:54I think she has an idea.
01:00:56What kind of awful mutant beast did we turn Ted into?
01:01:02The puppy.
01:01:04What?
01:01:06Think about it.
01:01:08He said the own trickster word for his own spell.
01:01:11And then Ted disappeared when the puppy showed up.
01:01:13It'll make sense.
01:01:14No.
01:01:16None of this makes sense.
01:01:18You're telling me that we turned my mom's boyfriend into a Halloween puppy.
01:01:22I'm so grounded.
01:01:24Now this puppy is with you?
01:01:26Yes.
01:01:28You need to take Ted back to where you did the spell and take the spell book with you.
01:01:32Do the same ritual, but say the words in reverse order.
01:01:36And he'll change back?
01:01:37He should, but you don't have any time to waste.
01:01:40Why?
01:01:41It's Halloween night.
01:01:43I can't be certain if you'll ever have the power to change him back again.
01:01:47And if that's the case, then he could be a puppy forever.
01:01:52And please, bring the spell book back to me.
01:01:56I have to put it away properly.
01:01:58I will.
01:02:00I'm so sorry, Rachel.
01:02:02I didn't know.
01:02:04Sweetie.
01:02:06It wasn't your fault.
01:02:08Look, we all make mistakes.
01:02:10It's how we take care of them that proves who we are.
01:02:13Wait a minute.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:17This is crazy.
01:02:18You all just pummeling me, right?
01:02:22Yeah, this is a big trick to freak me out in front of my mom.
01:02:26Alright.
01:02:28If you're some wisdom dispensing witch, prove it.
01:02:39Okay, let's go.
01:02:41Good luck.
01:02:42This is actually happening, right?
01:02:44I trust Rachel.
01:02:45And I believe her.
01:02:46Do you?
01:02:47Well, kinda.
01:02:49That's not what I want to hear, though.
01:02:50I thought this was just a good, practical joke.
01:02:53I wish I could say it was.
01:02:55I don't have an overactive imagination or anything.
01:02:57And believe me, I usually think that the worst, most terrible things are gonna happen.
01:03:01And then things usually get really bad.
01:03:04Well, stop doing that.
01:03:06It's kinda my thing.
01:03:08I know, but look, Adam.
01:03:09I'm sure everything's gonna be just fine.
01:03:11How can you be so sure?
01:03:13Let's just get back to the cabin and see what we see.
01:03:16Where is he?
01:03:17On the couch.
01:03:19Ted?
01:03:20Is that you?
01:03:22Yeah.
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:24I don't know.
01:03:25I don't know.
01:03:26But look, Adam.
01:03:27I'm sure everything's gonna be just fine.
01:03:29How can you be so sure?
01:03:31Let's just get back to the cabin and see what we see.
01:03:37Where is he?
01:03:39On the couch.
01:03:41Ted?
01:03:43Is that you?
01:03:44He seems mad.
01:03:47Yeah, I'm mad.
01:03:48But it's me.
01:03:49You know it's me.
01:03:51Huzzah!
01:03:53Sorry about the dog breath.
01:03:55But please, just tell me you can turn me back.
01:03:58We're gonna try and turn you back, but we have to get you back home.
01:04:01What are we gonna tell your mother?
01:04:03The truth?
01:04:05Oh, yeah. Hi.
01:04:06I turned your boyfriend into a dog.
01:04:07No.
01:04:08We're gonna lie.
01:04:10A lie.
01:04:12Just follow my lead.
01:04:14Got it.
01:04:15Go get him, Adam.
01:04:18Hey, sorry.
01:04:19I was on the phone.
01:04:20I still have not heard from Ted.
01:04:22I'm really worried now, you guys.
01:04:24Well, no need to worry.
01:04:25But we have to get back home.
01:04:26Ted called me.
01:04:27He called you? Why?
01:04:29Because he couldn't get a hold of you.
01:04:31Also, his car broke.
01:04:32No.
01:04:33I thought he was picking his car up.
01:04:35Oh, right.
01:04:36But, um, it broke again.
01:04:39Like, the reactor's bar snapped while he was driving, and then truck jackknifed.
01:04:44A whole load of potatoes on the road.
01:04:45Real smashy-mashy.
01:04:47That doesn't make any sense.
01:04:48Well, uh, well, I guess not entirely.
01:04:51But...
01:04:53Okay.
01:04:55What really happened is...
01:04:56The truth is, he wanted to do something really nice for you back home.
01:05:01But he got held up.
01:05:02Yeah, a big, huge accounting emergency.
01:05:07For someone.
01:05:09He only just finished.
01:05:11He knows how important this weekend was to you and your relationship.
01:05:15And he apologizes for not making it on time.
01:05:17He wants to make it up to you.
01:05:19He said that?
01:05:21I had to read between the lines a little bit.
01:05:24He's a little shy about revealing his emotions.
01:05:26Oh, yeah.
01:05:27Yeah, that's true.
01:05:28Well, I mean, I guess we could head back home.
01:05:33We'd get a little haunted house time in.
01:05:36If that's okay with you guys.
01:05:38Uh, only if it's alright with...
01:05:40Yes!
01:05:42Okay, so, let's hit the road.
01:05:45Yes!
01:05:46Great.
01:05:51Everything's going to be okay.
01:05:53Isn't it?
01:05:55It always is in your horror movies, isn't it?
01:05:57Uh, not really.
01:05:58It, uh, usually turns out pretty bad, actually.
01:06:02Sorry.
01:06:03Bad example.
01:06:04Okay, look.
01:06:05We'll take the last part of the car ride and make a checklist of what I need, what we need to say, and what Rachel said.
01:06:12It's not that complicated.
01:06:14Nothing that's complicated usually starts out complicated.
01:06:17Unless it's complicated.
01:06:19No, I'm not making sense. Awesome.
01:06:23Don't worry, we can do this.
01:06:25Both of us.
01:06:26You're really good in a crisis, you know that?
01:06:28Thanks.
01:06:30I just hope I don't freak out.
01:06:32What?
01:06:33Nothing.
01:06:34Your mom's coming back.
01:06:35Let's make that list.
01:06:37What does he have?
01:06:39I want to know.
01:06:40I don't know, but I'm sure it's going to be great.
01:06:42I'm sure it'll be a great surprise.
01:06:43I don't know if I, I don't know if I love surprises.
01:06:46Okay, I love surprises.
01:06:48I can't wait.
01:06:49Oh my gosh, it's going to be so fun.
01:06:51I definitely got a surprise for you.
01:06:52I'm sure it'll be great.
01:06:53Oh, look at him.
01:06:54He's so cute.
01:06:55I think I was a good boy.
01:06:56Yes, he is.
01:06:57What are you doing?
01:06:58Making a list of all the things I'll need for the...
01:06:59Costume you're going to wear tonight?
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:01What are you doing?
01:07:22Making a list of all the things I'll need for the...
01:07:25Costume you're going to wear tonight?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:28Actually, do you mind dropping me off at my house before you go home?
01:07:33I need to change before I come over and do innocent Halloween stuff.
01:07:38Yeah, of course.
01:07:39Not a problem.
01:07:43I can't wait to find out what the surprise Ted has for me is.
01:07:52Linda, one way or another, I'm not surprised I hang out of you.
01:07:58I'm going to let the little guy do his business in the backyard.
01:08:16Okay, great.
01:08:17I'll get the rest of the best.
01:08:19And let me know as soon as you see Ted.
01:08:21Oh, don't worry.
01:08:22I will.
01:08:23I will.
01:08:28I'll get you over here.
01:08:40What's it?
01:08:40No.
01:08:41Just wait here.
01:08:43Moy's going to be here soon with all her potions and stuff, and we're going to get you back.
01:08:47Because if we don't, well, yeah.
01:08:50Just don't worry.
01:08:52Wait!
01:08:52What do you mean if you don't?
01:08:55You teenagers and you're in negativity.
01:09:04Perfect.
01:09:05We were just looking for you.
01:09:07Our haunted house is almost open.
01:09:09We just needed one more thing.
01:09:13No!
01:09:17Did you see the look on Molly's face when we took that book from her?
01:09:19It's just like when we took our dolls.
01:09:21Remember that?
01:09:22Probably.
01:09:23I'd have to check my journal for details.
01:09:26You ever wonder if it's worth it?
01:09:27What?
01:09:29Bullying smaller and dumber kids to see if we have any greater societal worth?
01:09:33It's fun.
01:09:34That's all I know.
01:09:36True, but have you ever thought that we're doing more harm than good?
01:09:40No.
01:09:41I like making people feel bad.
01:09:43Makes me feel good.
01:09:45I like that.
01:09:46Okay, then.
01:09:48Well, now let's get the rest of this haunted house set up.
01:09:50Because I have a feeling we're going to be seeing Adam and Molly very soon.
01:09:53And I want to be ready.
01:09:55I want to scare them.
01:09:56A lot.
01:09:56Can you hear that?
01:10:00Come on, Molly.
01:10:02Come on, Molly.
01:10:04Where are you?
01:10:05I'm going to be a dog forever, aren't I?
01:10:08Sad wolf.
01:10:09Hey.
01:10:14What happened?
01:10:15What's wrong?
01:10:16Where's the book?
01:10:17I'm sorry, Adam.
01:10:19They took it.
01:10:19Who?
01:10:20The twins.
01:10:22The twins.
01:10:23They said if we want it back, we have to go through their haunted house.
01:10:27We have to.
01:10:28But they're going to beat us up.
01:10:29Yeah, probably.
01:10:31Just wait here, Ted.
01:10:34Come on.
01:10:34My legs are four inches long.
01:10:39Where exactly am I going to?
01:10:41Vegas?
01:10:54Are you ready to go in?
01:10:56No.
01:10:58We have to, you know.
01:11:02I know.
01:11:04Give the book back, Nicky.
01:11:18Real scary, Nicky.
01:11:22Give the book back, please.
01:11:25You haven't even made it to the inn.
01:11:27Unless you're too scared.
01:11:33Are you okay?
01:11:34Yeah, I'm fine.
01:11:46You okay?
01:11:48I'll be fine.
01:11:49Let's just get the book and get out of here.
01:11:56What is that?
01:11:58It's just a plastic spider.
01:12:00I'm sorry.
01:12:01I'm sorry.
01:12:02Just get mad.
01:12:03It's a spell book.
01:12:28Now where are you going so fast?
01:12:34Yeah, you're not done being in our haunted house yet.
01:12:36You're gonna help us out before the neighborhood kids get here.
01:12:38Just give us the book.
01:12:40Why? I thought you liked haunted houses.
01:12:43I like good haunted houses.
01:12:45Oh, listen to you, big boy.
01:12:48So here's what you're gonna do.
01:12:50You're gonna lay down on our altar and be our victim for the week.
01:12:53Yeah, and we're gonna kill you over and over again all night
01:12:55and spray you with fake blood and guts and stuff.
01:12:58Then, maybe, we'll give you the book.
01:13:02Whoa.
01:13:04Oh, your girlfriend looks a little scared.
01:13:07Maybe you should go give her a hug.
01:13:09We're gonna beat you up either way.
01:13:14Mom?
01:13:16Just follow my lead.
01:13:22You two are gonna give me back my book and let us out of here.
01:13:26Now.
01:13:27I'm not asking again.
01:13:29You better do what she says.
01:13:30You wouldn't like it when she's angry.
01:13:34Oh, please.
01:13:35Just do what we tell you.
01:13:37We're all gonna die.
01:13:46Mickey, save me.
01:13:48And what exactly did you just do there?
01:13:52Nothing bad.
01:13:54Couldn't hurt anyone.
01:13:55Just cool.
01:13:56Didn't you think it was cool looking?
01:13:57Sure.
01:13:58So you're just interested in this witchy stuff, huh?
01:14:01Fine.
01:14:02It's a hobby.
01:14:03Pretty big one.
01:14:04Let's just go.
01:14:05All right.
01:14:06Let's just go.
01:14:07All right.
01:14:08Good luck, kid.
01:14:31Okay, we have to say it backwards
01:14:34the way we did the first time.
01:14:35Just say it backwards, the way we did the first time.
01:14:37No funny business.
01:14:39I'm all out of funny.
01:14:41Okay, here we go.
01:14:44Nito.
01:14:45Nito.
01:14:46Burrata.
01:14:47Burrata.
01:14:48Klaatu.
01:14:49Klaatu.
01:14:50Ted.
01:14:51Ted.
01:14:53What's happening?
01:14:55I'm not sure.
01:14:56Puppet Ted is gone.
01:15:06Where is he?
01:15:07Aren't you supposed to know?
01:15:13Something happened, right?
01:15:16Adam!
01:15:17Molly!
01:15:18It's my mother.
01:15:19What are we going to tell her?
01:15:21Sorry, that's totally your department.
01:15:23Adam, please, I need you.
01:15:26Where have you two been?
01:15:33Ted is not here.
01:15:34He hasn't called, and I want to know what's going on now.
01:15:37Um...
01:15:38Adam, I'm not kidding around.
01:15:40I want to know what's going on now.
01:15:43Molly and I, we...
01:15:45Linda, maybe I can help you out.
01:15:48Ted?
01:15:52Oh, wow!
01:15:53Ted!
01:15:54Oh, my gosh.
01:15:56I am so glad to see you.
01:15:58Oh, believe me, you have no idea how happy I am to be seen as me.
01:16:04Look, I know I owe you an explanation for what happened this weekend,
01:16:09but I don't know if I'll ever have a good enough one for everything that's happened.
01:16:12But I've done a lot of thinking about my life in the last day, and a lot of napping.
01:16:19What?
01:16:20Never mind.
01:16:21Linda, you deserve a man who will break out of his comfort zone and encourage you to do
01:16:26the same, and vice versa.
01:16:29Especially vice versa.
01:16:31When it comes to us, I value more than you can ever know.
01:16:36But I've been so afraid to rock the boat, I didn't even notice it wasn't moving.
01:16:41Does that make any sense?
01:16:42Kind of.
01:16:43Look, there's a lot of things I've always dreamed about doing or seeing, but I've never told
01:16:48you because I know you're the kind of woman who would want me to go do them, even if, well,
01:16:53especially if they were scary to me.
01:16:55So all I can do is hope you give me the chance to share these things with you because, because
01:17:03I'm done just sitting around chewing on stuff.
01:17:05I would love that.
01:17:09Oh.
01:17:10Sounds like a first treat or treat.
01:17:11Wait.
01:17:11Do we have candy?
01:17:13We have some by the door.
01:17:15Excellent.
01:17:19Excellent.
01:17:23The twins?
01:17:24We were just returning the stuff to go.
01:17:27Yeah, please.
01:17:28If you see Adam, tell him we're sorry.
01:17:32Ah, Mickey, they're here!
01:17:33Love your life!
01:17:35Okay, I really want to know what the heck was going on today, but you know what?
01:17:43Not now.
01:17:44Does anyone know any good horror movies?
01:17:46Oh!
01:17:47Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:48Oh!
01:17:50That was a good movie, kiddo.
01:17:56Ted and I really liked it.
01:17:58Go figure.
01:18:00We're up for a double feature if you are.
01:18:03Definitely.
01:18:03I just need to go and grab something really quick.
01:18:13What's up?
01:18:13Why'd you come out here?
01:18:15I forgot something, and now I remembered it.
01:18:18And I'm sure my mom's going to realize it any second now.
01:18:21What's that?
01:18:22Where's the puppy?
01:18:23Oh, right.
01:18:28Maybe we could just tell your mom the truth.
01:18:31Yeah.
01:18:32I guess that's not such a good idea.
01:18:34Maybe I could say I left him and took the dog and joined a traveling circus.
01:18:40Adam!
01:18:42Adam, where are you?
01:18:43Out here, mom.
01:18:44I have to make a call.
01:18:48I can't find the puppy anywhere, and Ted doesn't know where he is either.
01:18:52Well, there's a little puppy inside all of us, isn't there?
01:18:57Adam, I'm serious.
01:18:59He was sleeping in the back room, and he's nowhere to be found.
01:19:03And there's a perfectly good reason for that.
01:19:05And it is?
01:19:07Uh.
01:19:09My friend Rachel came by and picked him up earlier.
01:19:13She's interested in adopting him.
01:19:15We just didn't want to say anything, because you and Ted were having a moment.
01:19:19You know?
01:19:21We're kind of having a moment.
01:19:23There were lots of trick-or-treaters.
01:19:25It was a busy night.
01:19:26I just thought it'd be one less thing to worry about.
01:19:28True.
01:19:30And I checked him out, and he seems healthy.
01:19:32But I really would have liked to have logged it in with work and the animal shelter.
01:19:37Oh.
01:19:38God.
01:19:39Hang on.
01:19:41Hello?
01:19:44Oh, hi, Rachel.
01:19:48Yeah, he is a beautiful puppy, isn't he?
01:19:51But I...
01:19:53Oh, you had your vet check him out, too.
01:19:57But...
01:19:57Okay.
01:19:58You're going to get him to the animal shelter and make sure he doesn't belong to anybody.
01:20:06So...
01:20:06It sounds like you have actually everything under control.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:11Okay.
01:20:12We'll talk soon.
01:20:14Thanks.
01:20:15All right.
01:20:16Bye.
01:20:18This has been a very strange day.
01:20:21So...
01:20:23Let's go watch another horror movie before it gets any stranger.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:31Molly...
01:20:31I...
01:20:32Let's go.
01:20:33I heard your mom.
01:20:45I should get home.
01:20:47It's been quite a day.
01:20:49I'm tired for some reason.
01:20:50Adam, you should walk her home.
01:20:54It's Halloween night.
01:20:55It's scary out there.
01:20:57Right, right.
01:21:02Good night.
01:21:03Good night.
01:21:03See you, Molly.
01:21:04Happy Halloween.
01:21:06Hey, you.
01:21:07It's just almost...
01:21:08Oh, yeah.
01:21:09Oh, yeah.
01:21:09More.
01:21:10Higher.
01:21:11Higher.
01:21:11Oh, yeah.
01:21:12Oh, yeah.
01:21:12Oh, yeah.
01:21:13I'm going to do it.
01:21:14Oh, yeah.
01:21:15Oh, yeah.
01:21:15Oh, yeah.
01:21:15Oh, yeah.
01:21:16Oh, yeah.
01:21:16Oh, yeah.
01:21:19Oh, yeah.
01:21:19Well, looks like another boring Halloween.
01:21:27Maybe next year will be exciting.
01:21:29Nope.
01:21:30I'm hibernating next year.
01:21:32No more scary witchy stuff than me, ever.
01:21:35Oh, come on.
01:21:36It was kind of fun.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:39Maybe a little.
01:21:41Thanks.
01:21:42For what?
01:21:44For backing me up.
01:21:46Protecting me.
01:21:47Not running away.
01:21:49Anyone would have done the same.
01:21:51No.
01:21:52Not anyone.
01:21:54You.
01:21:56You know, I learned something tonight.
01:21:59What?
01:22:07Sometimes you have to go after what you want.
01:22:11So, does this mean you're my girlfriend?
01:22:14It better.
01:22:15Or I'll turn you into a frog.
01:22:17Oh.
01:22:18Will you?
01:22:19Or maybe a possum.
01:22:20How about a pelican?
01:22:22That way I can hold your boats in my beak.
01:22:23You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:22:29Right?
01:22:29Maybe.
01:22:30Maybe.
01:22:30You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:00You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:01You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:02You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:03You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:04You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:05You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:06You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:07You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:08You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:09You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:10You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:11You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
01:23:12You're just kidding about the being able to turn me into a frog.
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