00:00He laughs at me in his black pyjamas
00:25Breathing silently and sleeping with his eyes open
00:30I lean across and gently try to kiss him
00:35But I can't because he's worn his stupid mask to bed again
00:39But that's what it's like
00:46When you're married to a ninja
00:49It's a lie
00:51Spent in cat-like readiness
00:54And when evil strikes
00:56He's got to go to work
01:01When we was younger he would treat me kindly
01:08Jumping backwards onto roofs in slow motion to prove his love
01:12And when he came and asked to share my dojo
01:19I said yes and married him
01:20Although his voice was badly touched
01:23Oh but ever since
01:29Evil drug lords killed his master
01:32He insists
01:34On spending extra time at work
01:38And his ninja kids
01:40Don't get to see if they're dead
01:44The only difference between marital arts and martial arts
01:55Is the position of the eye
01:57And if you don't change your position
02:00I am living
02:03But that's what it's like
02:12When you're married to a ninja
02:15It's a lie
02:18Spent in cat-like readiness
02:20And when evil strikes
02:23He's got to go to work
02:29I will walk at the door
02:35He loves his munchucks more
