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00:00:00I know I'm I'm on my way right now okay I'll try that shits the hackers trying
00:00:14to bust through the server firewall this is bad we do something the server is the
00:00:17company's lifeline if they break through the firewall we're finished guys our IP
00:00:21is locked just shut me out hold on just let me okay relax there's got to be a
00:00:28way I can handle this you like hell this guy works in network operations you know
00:00:38fixing computers watching surveillance footage how the hell is he gonna stop a
00:00:41large-scale hack do you know what to do we're running out of time desperate
00:00:47times call for desperate measures Eric get in here
00:00:58oh my god he's unlocked the IP firewall safe and I sent a botnet swarm to launch
00:01:06a DDoS scrape all the personal data Eric you went up against 300 expert hackers and
00:01:12you just owned them dude that was sick I was telling you just some sort of
00:01:16network maintenance laggy but turns out you're a better programmer than I am how
00:01:20the hell did you get so good what you did just now was legendary
00:01:23wait I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a
00:01:28next-gen AI neural net was that you all right look I have to tell you later my
00:01:36botnet just traced these hackers IP addresses say we're gonna have to shut
00:01:40them down one by one if we want to protect the server which is gonna take some
00:01:43time
00:01:46hi you guys can all head out I'll take it from here right yeah you guys can go
00:02:16oh god finally god finally oh it's light out great full-blown liner
00:02:41you did it you did it you're a pro man yeah all in a uh night's work all right I'm gonna get some sleep
00:02:56them
00:02:59I'm
00:03:10yeah
00:03:11Johnnie so who's this Eric guy anyway I mean his skills are off the charts
00:03:16I'm sure yet I thought he was some network maintenance stretch who knew he could ward off
00:03:20a cyber attack like that and with his talent you think the boss of him in a more
00:03:24important role. You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
00:03:31Brenda, who the hell is this guy? This is William Dorsey, our boss's son. He just completed his
00:03:39MBA at Stanford. Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical
00:03:45issues. Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds
00:03:49out at recess? You honestly can't tell. Sir, I can explain. Zip it, Johnny. You can't manage
00:03:54yourself, let alone your entire team. So get out of my face. You're fired. You're fired. Get out.
00:04:04I just did that. You know what they say about new management? There's gonna be some layoffs.
00:04:11Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
00:04:19Okay, listen up. Listen up. I'm gonna need 150% every single day. None of this half-assed bullshit
00:04:26anymore, all right? Who does he think he is? Elon Musk?
00:04:36What the hell is this crap? Okay, I need zero distractions in this office. Leave your shit
00:04:42at home and maybe you'll get something done for once. No! That was limited edition.
00:04:51Oh, boo-hoo. It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
00:04:57You're fired! Excuse me?
00:05:00Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one? Dorsey Tech might
00:05:05lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money, right? Yes, sir.
00:05:15And what do we have here? Sleeping on the job? Good morning, my sweet prince.
00:05:22Who the hell are you? Who am I? Doesn't matter. Uh, you're fired.
00:05:26Me? You're, you're firing me? Yeah. Well, you're firing me. Did I, did I stutter? I, no.
00:05:35That's not, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:05:39Fernanda, what does he do? Um, he works in network maintenance.
00:05:43What's his salary? Just about 500k a year. Oh, 500k a year? All that for a simple maintenance job?
00:05:51What are you doing? Taking us for a ride? No, uh, look, I was, I was working all night. Can't I just take a rest?
00:05:59You trying to clock in a time and a half for overtime? I, I mean, I've heard of, uh, quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
00:06:06Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger scale scam?
00:06:12Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this. I need to break up with this loser.
00:06:17Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary. Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
00:06:26Fernanda.
00:06:30Eric Martin.
00:06:32You are so fucking fired. Get your shit and get out of my building.
00:06:41All right, then.
00:06:44Eric.
00:06:46Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
00:06:48You want to follow him out?
00:06:50Hey, look.
00:06:53Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
00:06:56Don't lose your jobs for me.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:10Yeah.
00:07:10Boss's orders. I won't hold it against you.
00:07:16It's also our one-year anniversary, right?
00:07:20Um, see you in the lobby.
00:07:27What was that about?
00:07:31Mr. Dorsey?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33First day as acting CEO?
00:07:39It's better to be feared than loved.
00:07:53For an unemployed loser.
00:07:57We're, uh, red CEO.
00:07:58Oh, what's up, dad?
00:08:12My heart's acting up again.
00:08:14You'll have to take over the company for now.
00:08:17Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
00:08:21Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
00:08:23We have an employee.
00:08:25Eric.
00:08:25Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
00:08:29Eric?
00:08:32Eric Martin.
00:08:36Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
00:08:38William, you there?
00:08:41Yep.
00:08:41Uh, just a second.
00:08:43Do we have any other employee in it, Eric?
00:08:50This is the employee list.
00:08:52Yep.
00:08:53I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached.
00:08:57He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
00:09:00The company's future is in his hands.
00:09:02Uh, yes.
00:09:03Eric Martin, AI development.
00:09:04I see him.
00:09:06Top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
00:09:08This the guy?
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:13That sucker I fired wasn't the big-shot tech genius, after all.
00:09:29I'm getting better, Dad.
00:09:31I got this.
00:09:31No, I told you that my father wouldn't pay $500,000 to some loser.
00:09:41So who's it gonna be?
00:09:43And not me.
00:09:49What the fuck do you want?
00:09:50Uh, Mrs. Dorsey, um, uh, you...
00:09:53Spit it out, man.
00:09:55What's up?
00:09:55The company server just crashed.
00:09:57You, talk to me.
00:09:58It's bad, sir.
00:09:59The customer complaints are getting out of control.
00:10:01What should we do, sir?
00:10:02Eric was just during the last cyber attack.
00:10:04So if we can just get him here, then...
00:10:15Eric.
00:10:18What a dick.
00:10:19Forgets his tablet.
00:10:23Amelioration algorithm.
00:10:24Wait.
00:10:25Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
00:10:29Oh, damn, this is good.
00:10:36Hello?
00:10:37Eric, the company server crashed.
00:10:39Get over here and help us.
00:10:41Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
00:10:44On my way.
00:10:47With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
00:10:50Everyone will think I'm a hero.
00:10:51Oh.
00:10:51He said he's got it.
00:10:58Thank God.
00:11:04Well, you still need some questions.
00:11:08Hammer me?
00:11:11Eric and I weren't a thing.
00:11:12I was just leaning him on.
00:11:15I choose you, of course.
00:11:17It's fine.
00:11:18It's fine.
00:11:25God, Fernando's supposed to be off a half hour ago.
00:11:27Where is she?
00:11:30Screw it.
00:11:32I'm going up.
00:11:32You fucking asshole!
00:11:45You fucking asshole!
00:11:47Woo!
00:11:49Stop it!
00:11:50You're acting like a child.
00:11:52As if you never saw this coming.
00:11:55What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
00:11:57Watch your mouth!
00:11:57I can do whatever I want.
00:12:01With whoever I want.
00:12:03You bastard.
00:12:05Jesus!
00:12:16Eric?
00:12:24Fernanda.
00:12:25Are you serious?
00:12:27I told you we're done.
00:12:34Why would I waste my time?
00:12:53Keep it.
00:12:54At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
00:12:56Oh, damn.
00:12:59Yeah, so, I'm rich.
00:13:02I'm handsome.
00:13:04And you, you're an unemployed loser.
00:13:07Just go home and beat your meat, man.
00:13:12Fernanda, you're the reason I even stayed at Dorsax.
00:13:15Shut up!
00:13:15Who knows what kind of lies you told to get the job anyway.
00:13:20We're done.
00:13:25You're going to pay for this.
00:13:27Hold it.
00:13:28You're in trouble now, bitch.
00:13:30And you are?
00:13:41It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Dorsey.
00:13:45I'm here to report that under my guidance, our systems are back up and running normally.
00:13:49You're Eric Martin.
00:13:51I am.
00:13:52I can see why my father spoke so highly of you.
00:13:56Idiots.
00:13:57Do they really not know I'm taking credit for that loser Eric's work?
00:14:00Whatever.
00:14:00As long as the boss's son likes me, I can keep climbing the ladder.
00:14:06Mr. Dorsey, I know the asshole who tried to sabotage our company.
00:14:11Right after you were fired, the system crashed.
00:14:15There's reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge.
00:14:19Boss, good news.
00:14:31Eric Martin, that tech whiz you had on your radar, he just left Dorsey Tech.
00:14:36He did?
00:14:37Mm-hmm.
00:14:37It happened ten minutes ago.
00:14:38He was fired by the CEO's son, William.
00:14:41Ha!
00:14:42Ah, that's hilarious.
00:14:44I want to see the look on that old hag, Asher Dorsey's face,
00:14:47when he realizes that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son.
00:14:53But Boss Hendrix Tech is just a mid-level startup.
00:14:56Will someone as talented as him really want to join us?
00:14:59We have to get him on our side by any means necessary.
00:15:05You have no idea how groundbreaking his work in AI modeling is.
00:15:10Get the car ready.
00:15:12I'm going to the Dorsey office, and Eric is mine.
00:15:17Don't play dumb.
00:15:27The system's crashed right after you got fired.
00:15:30This couldn't have been a coincidence, yet you still deny it.
00:15:34Bullshit.
00:15:35You guys have always looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker.
00:15:39Now you're going to blame me when the server gets hacked.
00:15:43None of you idiots have any shred of common sense.
00:15:46If you had a common sense, you'd have a job.
00:15:49I'm not going to argue with you in front of Mr. Dorsey.
00:15:54What the hell are you trying to do?
00:15:55You either tell them the truth or they're going to take you to the police station.
00:15:57Eric, I had no idea you were such a vengeful person.
00:16:02What other tricks do you have of your sleep?
00:16:05Better come clean now or you're going to jail.
00:16:07All right.
00:16:11What are you waiting for?
00:16:14Arrest me.
00:16:16Let's see if you have any real evidence.
00:16:22What are you doing, man?
00:16:23We don't got handcuffs.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Without a shred of remorse?
00:16:29Don't you know that Mr. Dorsey's going to make your life a living hell?
00:16:32Mr. Dorsey, the way I see it, you should teach this asshole a lesson.
00:16:37Yeah, William.
00:16:38A scumbag.
00:16:42No, no.
00:16:44From this day on, Eric Martin is now blacklisted from Dorsey Tech and all of its industry partners.
00:17:02I just have one question.
00:17:06Do you know that I've been fired?
00:17:10Why should the CEO be bothered with firing a loser like you?
00:17:15You thought you were real hot shit, didn't you?
00:17:19Boys, let's head to the police.
00:17:21Yes, sir.
00:17:22Stop right there.
00:17:32There'll be no need to take him away.
00:17:35He's joining Hendrix Tech.
00:17:42He's joining Hendrix Tech.
00:17:44I reckon I knew.
00:17:46You're Evelyn Hendrix, CEO of Hendrix Tech.
00:17:51Evelyn?
00:17:53What are you doing here?
00:17:54I'm here for you, of course.
00:17:57I haven't seen you since college.
00:17:59What?
00:17:59A dummy like you went to college with her.
00:18:03So is this how Dorsey Tech treats its former employees?
00:18:05I would have expected better from you.
00:18:09Miss Hendrix, I...
00:18:10These are high-level conversations between company CEOs.
00:18:13Someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth.
00:18:17Miss Hendrix.
00:18:18This prick, Eric, has severely...
00:18:21I'm sorry, who are you?
00:18:24I...
00:18:24I'm, uh...
00:18:25Yeah, I don't really have time to listen to your jack rink.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28Okay, look.
00:18:29Right after I fired this imbecile, our company's server crashed.
00:18:32He clearly hacked into our system.
00:18:34His actions have had serious consequences for our company.
00:18:38So, yeah, man.
00:18:38I don't understand why you're challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal.
00:18:43Did you really not ask your father about who Eric is?
00:18:48Of course, I asked my father.
00:18:53He said that Eric...
00:18:54Slacker.
00:19:00Is that really what Asher...
00:19:03For me to come join Dorsey Tech,
00:19:17it doesn't make sense that he would change his mind like this.
00:19:20Give me a break.
00:19:21If that's how it's gonna be, then there's nothing left to say to you.
00:19:32Or Dorsey Tech.
00:19:36Eric, how would you feel about coming over to Hendrix Tech?
00:19:40You'll be a principal shareholder,
00:19:46and you'll also have a salary of $4 million per year.
00:19:49I want to make you our lead software engineer.
00:19:51I'm sorry, a principal shareholder?
00:20:04$4 million salary?
00:20:07Miss Hendrix, you're giving him a lot.
00:20:09I mean, you're out of your damn mind.
00:20:11This woman's got a screw loose.
00:20:13You know he was just a maintenance worker at Dorsey Tech, right?
00:20:15And now you want to make him a millionaire?
00:20:21Look, Evelyn, I know you're trying to help, but I don't want the money.
00:20:26Then, with this meeting, this is insane!
00:20:31If you join Hendrix Tech, you can have anything you want.
00:20:37Including me.
00:20:42Look, Miss Hendrix, you're a self-made woman, which I respect.
00:20:45So, for your own good, let me remind you that this loser that you set your mind on
00:20:50is some dick.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:56All right.
00:21:09What's all that?
00:21:11See, that would be all the things your father gave me.
00:21:15The car, the money, my relationship.
00:21:20See, they're all yours now.
00:21:21You can tell Asher that from this day forward, I, Eric Martin, will finally be severing my
00:21:28ties with Dorsey Tech.
00:21:30Quit it with the self-pity.
00:21:33You didn't deserve those things to begin with.
00:21:35It's right that you returned them.
00:21:36You guys are shameless.
00:21:39You don't even see your employees as human beings.
00:21:45Miss Hendrix, I know that you and Dorsey Tech are competitors.
00:21:49Yes, but to be honest, right now we're actually struggling to compete with them.
00:21:53Don't worry.
00:21:58I can help change that.
00:22:02I can help change that.
00:22:03Look at yourself, Eric.
00:22:05Offering to work for a smaller company.
00:22:08What a joke.
00:22:09I'm sorry, a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others.
00:22:15How dare you?
00:22:16The breach of the company's server has caused major damage.
00:22:20As the perpetrator of this attack, I demand you to issue an apology to Dorsey Tech and
00:22:25all of its customers.
00:22:26And if you don't, I'll have to raise charges.
00:22:30Okay.
00:22:31Good luck with that.
00:22:33What are you going to do about it?
00:22:35You have no choice but to issue that apology.
00:22:37Stop threatening my employee.
00:22:40If you insist on escalating this, then send a demand letter to Hendrix Tech, and we'll
00:22:45see it as a declaration of war.
00:22:49Well, if war is what you want, that's what you get.
00:22:53You know what?
00:22:57You know what?
00:23:05Let's go.
00:23:05I'd be sick if I stay another second in this shithole.
00:23:17Mr. Dorsey, don't waste time with those people.
00:23:21Eric, you've done well.
00:23:24I'm going to sign you the role of lead engineer.
00:23:27That's amazing, sir.
00:23:32What about me, darling?
00:23:35Oh, don't worry, my dear.
00:23:36I'll make sure that you're satisfied.
00:23:40Ew, gross.
00:23:42I won't let you down.
00:23:43Good.
00:23:45Tell me, how did you resolve the system's crash?
00:23:47Um, uh, fuck.
00:23:50The tablet's in the office.
00:23:51What should I say?
00:23:53I used a one-of-a-kind code that I developed myself to get the server back up and running.
00:23:58I can explain it to you in detail later.
00:24:01Spoken like a true visionary.
00:24:03Man's even got his own code.
00:24:05You know what?
00:24:06Don't even bother showing it to me.
00:24:07I'm sure it's exquisite.
00:24:08Keep working your magic, buddy.
00:24:12With you on my team, I can relax.
00:24:15Thank you, sir.
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:17Let's go.
00:24:23Say hello to Dorsey Tech's new lead engineer.
00:24:26Let's see if anyone looks down on me now.
00:24:37Hello.
00:24:37Hi, Mr. Dorsey.
00:24:39It's Evelyn Hendricks.
00:24:41I'm just going to inform you that as of today, Hendricks Tech has a horse in the AI development race.
00:24:50AI development is the crown jewel of Dorsey Tech.
00:24:54Are you sure you want to challenge us?
00:24:57As I said, I'm just going to inform you not to have a discussion.
00:25:01Hang on a minute.
00:25:04That's good.
00:25:05What's that sly fox up to?
00:25:15She knows I have my lethal weapon, Eric, so why would she want to go to war with me?
00:25:20Unless...
00:25:23Dad, what's up?
00:25:37Tell me you didn't fire Eric.
00:25:38Uh, okay.
00:25:42Um, just, just calm down, just for a second.
00:25:45I only fired the slacker you told me about.
00:25:47Okay, then explain to me why Hendricks Tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us.
00:25:52Well, I, I just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance.
00:25:57I mean, I'm not an idiot.
00:26:00There's no way I would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly.
00:26:05But I got Evelyn to believe that Eric really did it.
00:26:09She thinks she hit the jackpot, but really she's just picking up our trash.
00:26:13So you intentionally misled Evelyn?
00:26:15She's under the impression that the loser she poached from us is the mastermind behind Dorsey
00:26:22Tech's AI modeling.
00:26:24That's why she had the guts to declare war.
00:26:26Nice job, son.
00:26:28That shows real initiative.
00:26:29I think it's time you take full control of our next-gen AI modeling project.
00:26:36R-really?
00:26:37Dad, thank you.
00:26:42Thank you so much.
00:26:43Now get to work.
00:26:45We are going to make Hendricks Tech the laughingstock of the whole industry.
00:26:51All right.
00:26:52Bye-bye, I love you.
00:26:58Sir, AI modeling is the future of Dorsey Tech.
00:27:02William just graduated.
00:27:05You sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon?
00:27:07I'd not have given it to him if he was the only one we were counting on.
00:27:10Don't forget, we still have our ace in the hole.
00:27:15You mean Eric Martin?
00:27:18That's right.
00:27:20All I have to do is stay hands-off and let him do what he does best.
00:27:24As long as we have Eric, Hendricks has a snowball's chance in hell.
00:27:29Plus, Evelyn fell for William's bluff and hired that clown, Eric.
00:27:34Now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct.
00:27:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:27:45so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group
00:28:00but they're talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in
00:28:05the field of AI precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer Mr. Martin could put
00:28:14together a team
00:28:17Dorsey fired you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute I'll call the guys
00:28:27welcome
00:28:36come in
00:28:38my father has just put me in charge of our AI modeling projects seeing as your lead engineer
00:28:49I'm putting you in charge of development
00:28:50is there a problem
00:28:57no not at all don't worry I'm the right man for the job
00:29:04yes
00:29:08William there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have resigned
00:29:15the department can't function like this what they just left why they wouldn't say but rumor has it
00:29:22they were poached by a former employee poached by a former fucking Eric Martin
00:29:27William what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for
00:29:33there's no need to freak out you still have me I can fix this yes no with with you here we're gonna
00:29:41be all right just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them
00:29:48walk we'll get better ones I'll make a few calls
00:29:56like that I like that yes oh fucking Eric Martin oh this is all going swimmingly now I
00:30:08could put my own people in key positions soon I'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:30:16johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head and this is ruby leon
00:30:22and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine with this team Hendrix
00:30:28tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you everyone welcome everyone it's
00:30:35great to have you all on board but I do want to warn you that there is lots of work to do we have a
00:30:41ways to go we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric at the helm we'll always be one step ahead
00:30:47but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program that it's a trial version if they keep
00:30:56developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:31:13we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the
00:31:18previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds a
00:31:23brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial
00:31:29version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:31:35Hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:31:483 a.m again
00:31:52oh okay
00:31:53uh miss Hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn are you always this way towards
00:32:08people who are crushing on you
00:32:12crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college
00:32:23you were the prettiest girl on campus i i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:32:34i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally got
00:32:43the courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared i went abroad to work on a top secret training project
00:32:52i know you've always been so brilliant back then i i made up my mind i was gonna be with you one day
00:33:02and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher dorsey he
00:33:13already had snatched you up i i i i see um
00:33:23closer to you now
00:33:24i am
00:33:36it's late i should probably uh
00:33:38you lost everything when you
00:33:52this is it
00:34:12this is it
00:34:12from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:34:20for that long you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember it'll make it easier for me to
00:34:31where am i gonna sleep
00:34:32so you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:34:39oh uh
00:34:41no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:34:48this is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:34:52your room
00:34:55okay
00:34:55this is what you've got
00:35:00you're fucking useless
00:35:02sir the modeling framework we're working with is
00:35:05extremely complex we'll need at least another month to fully understand it
00:35:14a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:35:21sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:35:24then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days
00:35:29eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:35:39mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:35:45that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:35:54william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:36:00wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:36:07your father must be so proud of you keep it up
00:36:11once we hit the market i'll be sure to let my father know how valuable you've been to us
00:36:14that's exactly what i need who wants to be just department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll
00:36:20be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey my job is to put the plans of expert
00:36:27strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were the vice president of this company
00:36:32i could do that even more effectively if this project does well i'll see what i can do for you
00:36:38really that's great thank you so much sir
00:36:53you're up
00:37:05come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:37:10right breakfast
00:37:18ah that looks amazing
00:37:20when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course
00:37:34good and when you're finished with your project i have a reward waiting
00:37:50all right team
00:37:57we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:38:03so let's get to business
00:38:05and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department
00:38:10and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:38:14all right awesome cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well as
00:38:23a share in our product revenue oh yes here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success
00:38:30and you will be treated as such
00:38:34we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have friends for you soon
00:38:40yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with eric on our side we can't lose
00:38:45beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:39:09oh
00:39:15oh
00:39:17oh
00:39:23oh
00:39:27oh
00:39:29oh
00:39:31oh
00:39:35oh
00:39:37you're hopeless both of you
00:39:46sir i don't speak without my permission i give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:39:57it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole ai framework that's
00:40:05just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline or
00:40:12you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this eric guy had such a hot temper
00:40:21and didn't eric say everything was going fine was i wrong to trust him
00:40:25mr dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline or not
00:40:39i can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh things are a bit
00:40:45hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:40:53all right darling no not now get me the reports
00:41:01let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:41:11the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time i want results
00:41:18miss hendrix i've just been informed that dorsey tech's next-gen ai platform is nearing completion
00:41:31it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail
00:41:37party three days from now dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching
00:41:41to investors they're taking things to the next level that william dorsey is really milking all
00:41:48his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot well that much is
00:41:52obvious but i don't even good thing we're finished too what really why would i lie we've been right on
00:42:01pace with dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier it'll be for us
00:42:06why would it be better for us evelyn
00:42:12like dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:42:19that it's a trial version
00:42:23then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:42:36so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess of flaws to make a second time evelyn
00:42:47there's nothing for us to worry about that doesn't
00:42:51thank you i'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:42:57tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:43:01they'll need their rest before we bring product to market
00:43:03why don't we end it with a drink
00:43:15aren't you a lightweight
00:43:19we said that
00:43:22i can handle my liquor eric martin
00:43:26i knew you could be fun i knew it i told you
00:43:42that's why that last drink was a bad idea
00:43:48it was a good idea and i could have had at least two more
00:43:53yeah yeah no i'm you absolutely could definitely
00:43:57you think that you are wild
00:43:59okay
00:44:01no no
00:44:02see how we've been
00:44:05super easy
00:44:07eric
00:44:12now do you believe i want a guy like you
00:44:16maybe you should want to sober up
00:44:24i'm sober enough
00:44:32and what i want
00:44:36is you
00:44:37william
00:44:49we've been together for some time now
00:44:52and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day
00:44:55let's get married
00:44:57hey
00:45:03where are you
00:45:04everyone's out here celebrating and uh
00:45:07you're a no-show
00:45:08what a buzzkill
00:45:10i'm
00:45:12coming
00:45:13no that's all right
00:45:15you know everyone's
00:45:16everyone's leaving
00:45:18don't bother
00:45:19bye
00:45:21hey
00:45:25hey
00:45:26hey
00:45:26where'd you go
00:45:28i missed you
00:45:29it's fine
00:45:32he just had a bit too much to drink
00:45:36you know
00:45:37there is a killer martini spot right up the street
00:45:40oh
00:45:41i can get the bartender to whip up something special for me
00:45:44i'd like that
00:45:45what
00:45:45mm-hmm
00:45:46oh you're so much hotter than that bitch fernanda
00:45:49just a climber who hopped from her ex over to me
00:45:52and you know she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away
00:45:56that's who she is
00:45:57william
00:45:58how could you do this to me
00:46:00you know she she the funny thing is
00:46:05is she thinks i actually love her
00:46:07i bagged a hundred babes that are better than her
00:46:11she's delusional
00:46:12oh how pathetic
00:46:15probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something
00:46:18yeah who gives a shit
00:46:24you know i'm gonna break up with fernanda soon too
00:46:27and i'll be waiting for you
00:46:29daddy
00:46:30oh
00:46:32shit
00:46:33god damn it
00:46:38what have i done
00:46:41it's going to be so awkward at work now
00:46:45and i didn't even get the chance to propose to william
00:46:50god damn it
00:46:52what have i done
00:46:54it's so cold
00:47:01eric
00:47:03it's fine
00:47:19i already saw everything last night anyway
00:47:25how do i look
00:47:31beautiful
00:47:36come on get up
00:47:40i have your suit ready too
00:47:42where are we going
00:47:44where else
00:47:46we're gonna go crash dorsey tech's little cocktail party
00:47:50what are you doing hiding over here
00:48:01what are you doing hiding over here
00:48:15i told you you're here as my girlfriend
00:48:18we have to look at the part
00:48:21mr dorsey
00:48:23with money like yours
00:48:25there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call
00:48:28okay
00:48:29what's going on with you
00:48:31you want me to cut your salary or something
00:48:33because i could do that
00:48:34whatever
00:48:35just wait until i'm wasted
00:48:37drunk words are sober thoughts
00:48:40okay
00:48:40mr dorsey
00:48:43oh
00:48:43let's have a toast
00:48:44thank you
00:48:45to winning over the investors
00:48:48and taking over the market by storm
00:48:50cheers
00:48:53cheers
00:48:54oh
00:49:10well well well
00:49:29it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:49:32miss hendrix
00:49:35i see you've taken quite a liking
00:49:37to uh this loser
00:49:39an idiot
00:49:40right here
00:49:41why wouldn't i like eric
00:49:43he's a tech genius
00:49:44and the brains behind our new ai platform
00:49:47firing him
00:49:49was your loss
00:49:51okay
00:49:54thanks to mr dorsey's leadership
00:49:57and my fearless efforts
00:49:59dorsey tech ai platform
00:50:01is now reaching the market
00:50:02you talk a big game
00:50:04but the only reason why you're here
00:50:07is to ride our coattails
00:50:09boom
00:50:09so what's uh
00:50:12really funny about that
00:50:14is that we're about to release our own
00:50:18ai platform
00:50:19oh is that so
00:50:20hmm
00:50:21well
00:50:22you frauds don't have a shot against us
00:50:25how much overtime did you use
00:50:27to make a platform that no one's gonna use
00:50:28burn dude
00:50:31you hear that
00:50:32yeah i would say our monopoly on the tech industry
00:50:36is secure
00:50:37so miss hendrix
00:50:39why don't you go on that little love train
00:50:41straight to bankruptcy
00:50:42we'll see which product
00:50:44no one wants to use
00:50:45wow
00:50:46jesus eric
00:50:48didn't we like just break up
00:50:50look at you
00:50:52i already head over heels for another woman
00:50:54excuse me
00:50:58what's up
00:51:01talk to me
00:51:01um
00:51:02do you have any idea where i am
00:51:03what
00:51:05uh
00:51:07the server crashed
00:51:08okay
00:51:11yep
00:51:12okay
00:51:13yep
00:51:13um
00:51:14what the fuck
00:51:15server crashed
00:51:16i'll make a call
00:51:17yeah make a call
00:51:18it'll be fixed in a minute
00:51:19yeah that's um
00:51:20wow
00:51:22he's got it
00:51:23yeah yeah
00:51:24you got it
00:51:24use the amelioration algorithm
00:51:26yes
00:51:28do it
00:51:29amelioration algorithm
00:51:31that's what i call the code i saved in my tablet
00:51:33but it's only for emergencies
00:51:35it won't solve the core problem
00:51:37wait did eric steal my tablet
00:51:39another server crash huh
00:51:41if your systems are so unpredictable
00:51:44you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:51:47uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all
00:51:51uh what's up man
00:51:52we figured out
00:51:53yeah got it fixed
00:51:56no big deal
00:51:57no big deal
00:51:58wait
00:52:01did you just say the company's server crashes
00:52:04no big deal
00:52:05this is an internal affair
00:52:07internal
00:52:08and
00:52:08you
00:52:09were driven out
00:52:11so i would keep your mouth shut
00:52:13the amelioration algorithm is for emergencies only
00:52:16it won't address the core issues
00:52:17so the concurrency bug will just lead to more data corruption and more system crashes
00:52:22such a new mistake
00:52:24if you understood code
00:52:26you'd know that
00:52:27oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't
00:52:30dude like seriously do you hear yourself
00:52:32what do you know
00:52:33take your bullshit theories somewhere else please
00:52:37man
00:52:37right
00:52:38what do i know
00:52:40i wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:52:43what did you just say
00:52:44i wrote the amelioration algorithm
00:52:50i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious tech genius he hired
00:52:55was it really eric all along
00:52:58oh what have i done
00:53:00shut up
00:53:01what the
00:53:02mr dorsey
00:53:02you can't believe a word
00:53:04they say
00:53:05they are our competitors
00:53:06right
00:53:06believe whatever you want
00:53:09what a dumpster fire
00:53:12let's go honey
00:53:14yeah
00:53:14oh my god
00:53:16did you just call him honey
00:53:18yeah
00:53:20so
00:53:20back when i recruited eric
00:53:22i made the terms very clear
00:53:24i told him he could have whatever he wanted
00:53:27including me
00:53:28i'm not like some people
00:53:30ignoring talents and abusing their trust
00:53:33what
00:53:33i have an image to maintain
00:53:38yes of course
00:53:42so what you're saying is
00:53:54it's not that i don't respect hendrick's tech
00:53:57dorsey is less an investment risk
00:53:59and they have greater potential
00:54:01i can't justify choosing your product over theirs
00:54:04mr brown
00:54:05we're a risk worth taking
00:54:07once you see our ai platform
00:54:10i guarantee
00:54:11you'll want to reconsider
00:54:12bravo bravo
00:54:15it was quite an inspiring sales pitch
00:54:18you must be mr dorsey's son
00:54:22it's a great pleasure
00:54:23miss hendrickson and i were just having a little chat
00:54:26naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech
00:54:29yeah so um if you're here chasing investments
00:54:32i would suggest you just give up and go home
00:54:34with us here you won't get a rent sent from these guys
00:54:37that's right
00:54:38over 90% of the guests here
00:54:41have already invested in our new ai tech program
00:54:44best get out while you still can
00:54:48i'm afraid they're right
00:54:49we've already spent our investment money
00:54:51in promoting dorsey's new ai platform
00:54:54so and i can assure you that any investment you've made
00:54:58will not be wasted
00:54:59and your money will be paid back in tenfold
00:55:02at dorsey tech we treat our partners like family
00:55:04and that's why we love doing business with you
00:55:07if i were you i'd cut my losses in
00:55:10take my leave
00:55:11get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:55:17hey let the jerks have their fun
00:55:23they won't be laughing for too much longer
00:55:25sounds like a plan
00:55:36miss hendrix
00:55:45didn't you just tell us to get lost
00:55:48i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there
00:55:51it was all an act
00:55:52well that sounds professional
00:55:54then what do you want
00:55:55miss hendrix
00:55:56investors know how to hit your bets
00:55:59what hendrix tech is doing is impressive
00:56:02and i want to offer my help
00:56:04i know you need funds to promote your products
00:56:08and i want to assist with that
00:56:10but you need to sign a contract first
00:56:12no way am i signing a contract with you
00:56:15at least hear the terms
00:56:17if your ai product tops dorsey techs
00:56:20you pay nothing
00:56:22if they win
00:56:23you pay everything back
00:56:25what do you say
00:56:26that's a lot of money we're talking about
00:56:29well it's definitely risky
00:56:32but i trust eric
00:56:35mr brown we accept your offer
00:56:39today dorsey techs highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform
00:56:49ai plus was released in the united states
00:56:52on its first day
00:56:53ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users
00:56:56completely equipsing the efforts of their chief competitor
00:56:59hendrix tech
00:57:00which also launched their new platform
00:57:02ai king on the same day
00:57:04edwin hendrix has guts i'll give her that
00:57:09but dropping who new product on the same day as us
00:57:12that is career suicide
00:57:14let's get to the office griffin
00:57:17yes sir
00:57:18relax mr dorsey
00:57:29hendrix tech is no threat
00:57:31yeah i i know
00:57:33remember when you said that if this project went well
00:57:36you'd promote me to vice president
00:57:37yeah i i
00:57:39true
00:57:45the bad news is that hendrix tech ai
00:57:57is that their consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours
00:58:02okay uh
00:58:05all right i'll take it
00:58:06i'll take it
00:58:07like i said
00:58:09we're unbeatable
00:58:10come on
00:58:11let's celebrate
00:58:12no no not yet
00:58:13how did hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline
00:58:17i mean they got started much later than we did
00:58:19i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled
00:58:24lead engineer
00:58:26eric
00:58:27i thought he was supposed to be a nobody
00:58:31right
00:58:33dad what's up
00:58:41brilliant
00:58:42i'm on my way to the office to congratulate you and eric
00:58:44oh uh got it
00:58:47the boss is coming
00:58:50we can talk to him about my promotion
00:58:52shit
00:58:52guys this isn't good
00:58:54all right what is it now
00:58:56our ai platform and company server have both crashed
00:58:59what the fuck
00:59:00right
00:59:01every time
00:59:02seriously
00:59:06god damn dude
00:59:08what the fuck is going on
00:59:13mr martin
00:59:14the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down along with it
00:59:17then don't just sit around like an idiot
00:59:20fix it
00:59:21sir this is an issue with the system's core framework
00:59:23we didn't build that
00:59:24what do you mean you didn't build it
00:59:26we're using the same framework that eric built before he left
00:59:28eric the guy i fired
00:59:30yeah eric with a k
00:59:31e-r-i-k
00:59:32you took credit for someone else's work
00:59:37lie to me
00:59:38mr dorsey
00:59:39let me explain
00:59:40no there is no time for explanation
00:59:42why didn't you rebuild the core framework
00:59:44mr dorsey
00:59:45we need to focus on getting the company server up and running
00:59:47our user's trust depends on it
00:59:49speak
00:59:50what happened to the company server
00:59:52sir
00:59:52he was the one
00:59:53i didn't do shit
00:59:54shut your mouth
00:59:55go
00:59:56uh the solution he used
00:59:57the amelioration algorithm
00:59:59after the last two crashes
01:00:00it's not designed as a long-term solution
01:00:02to the serious concurrency bug in the code
01:00:04every time that bug is reproduced
01:00:06it leads to more serious corruption
01:00:07it's been a ticking time bomb ever since
01:00:10this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it
01:00:14it's completely unfixable
01:00:17this was all your fault
01:00:20william all of our users are switching over to hendrix tech ai platform what should we do
01:00:26how the fuck am i supposed to know
01:00:28mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not gonna let you assholes drag me down like this
01:00:38look sir i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's gotta be fixed
01:00:42they have billions of dollars invested in you damn it
01:00:45i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal
01:00:47horsey tech is finished
01:00:49crowd
01:00:52it might be out of bed
01:00:56millen
01:01:01Hey, hey, it's still going up. It's still going up.
01:01:17Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!
01:01:19This is all your fault. This is all your fault!
01:01:23Mr. Dorsey.
01:01:24Fuck!
01:01:26I wanted to help you. I was trying to help the company.
01:01:29I've had enough of your bullshit.
01:01:31You fired half the bloody tech departments.
01:01:34What was I supposed to do? And you gave us impossible deadlines.
01:01:37No, no, no. Don't make this about me.
01:01:39I get it now. You were using my promotion as bait.
01:01:42You were never going to make me VP.
01:01:44You want your job or not?
01:01:46Is that a threat? Fire me. Do it.
01:01:49You think I won't?
01:01:51If Eric leaves, so do I. Me too.
01:01:55See, when you fired everyone, I replaced them with my people.
01:02:02Go ahead, fire me.
01:02:03You'll clear out your whole tech department.
01:02:06You will sink Dorsey Tech.
01:02:09You were never the prized tech genius at Dorsey Tech.
01:02:11You were never the prized tech genius at Dorsey Tech.
01:02:15You were never the prized tech genius at Dorsey Tech.
01:02:15William!
01:02:15William!
01:02:19William!
01:02:23I'm ashamed to call you my son.
01:02:27What the hell have you done to my company?
01:02:31Dad, uh...
01:02:33I'm...
01:02:33I'm...
01:02:34I'm...
01:02:35I'm...
01:02:36I'm...
01:02:36I'm...
01:02:37I'm...
01:02:38Dad, Dad, I fired him.
01:02:56Dad, are you okay?
01:02:59Hey, are you okay?
01:03:02I busted my fucking balls to get Eric to Dorsey Tech.
01:03:07Dad, he was the backbone behind this company.
01:03:11And what did you do?
01:03:13You fired him!
01:03:16So, um...
01:03:18It was Eric with a K all along?
01:03:20Oh, I fucked up.
01:03:22God, I fucked up.
01:03:24Where is Eric now?
01:03:26I will get down on my knees and beg him to come back.
01:03:32Um...
01:03:32Eric is at, uh, Hendrix Tech.
01:03:35You are a sorry excuse for a son!
01:03:42You are destroying my company!
01:03:48Sir?
01:03:50Bad news.
01:03:51It appears that the server crash was just the beginning.
01:03:54What's going on?
01:03:55The crash also affected our automobile software.
01:03:59There have been at least 30 car accidents across the U.S.
01:04:02Oh, fuck.
01:04:04Six people have died.
01:04:12No.
01:04:13No.
01:04:13This isn't my fault.
01:04:14It was Eric's fault.
01:04:15Eric with a K.
01:04:16It was his code that was faulty.
01:04:19No, that's fucking bullshit.
01:04:20I fired him before that happened.
01:04:22But I stumbled upon his tablet and the code that he wrote.
01:04:25I'm only guilty of using his work.
01:04:28Everything else was his fault.
01:04:31I wrote the amelioration algorithm.
01:04:34God, it mistook the genius for the loser.
01:04:37I'm not going down like this.
01:04:40Dorsey Tech ain't finished yet.
01:04:42It's not finished yet.
01:04:44Griffin!
01:04:45Take this man to the police.
01:04:48If Dorsey Tech goes under, he'll have to pay for this.
01:04:52Yes, sir.
01:04:53Yes, sir.
01:04:53Mr. Brown, looks like your contract worked in our favor, so we will not be returning the
01:05:20five billion dollars you invested.
01:05:23And again, thank you for your generosity.
01:05:25Wait, do I at least deserve some dividends?
01:05:28I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but the terms you insisted on were very clear.
01:05:33We beat Dorsey Tech, so we owe you nothing, which includes any dividends you might have otherwise
01:05:38received.
01:05:39But?
01:05:40No.
01:05:41No more buts.
01:05:42Goodbye, Mr. Brown.
01:05:50Tonight, I'll give you that reward I was telling you about.
01:05:55Oh, I'm sure it'll be very special.
01:06:00And you have no idea.
01:06:03Eric!
01:06:06I know I messed up before.
01:06:09It's all over for Dorsey Tech now.
01:06:12Is there anything you can do to help me?
01:06:16What the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend?
01:06:19Boyfriend?
01:06:21That's right.
01:06:23I'm his girlfriend now.
01:06:25We're living together and we're getting married soon, too.
01:06:29But you...
01:06:30You can't...
01:06:33No, it's not possible.
01:06:35He was mine first.
01:06:37Wait, you dumped him and you treated him like trash.
01:06:41It's a little late for you to come crawling back.
01:06:45Guys, can we...
01:06:47Eric...
01:06:49Eric...
01:06:50No...
01:06:51Eric...
01:06:52No...
01:06:53No...
01:06:54No...
01:06:55No...
01:06:56No...
01:06:57No...
01:06:58No...
01:06:59No...
01:07:00No...
01:07:01You're hot when you're bossy.
01:07:02Mm-mm...
01:07:03You like?
01:07:04Yeah.
01:07:05Eric?
01:07:06What?
01:07:07No...
01:07:08Eric?
01:07:09What is it now?
01:07:10Eric?
01:07:11You know how much I've done for you.
01:07:24Dorsey Tech is in dire straits.
01:07:26We need your help.
01:07:28We need your help.
01:07:29Mr. Dorsey, all those things you gave me...
01:07:33I returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation.
01:07:39Oh, has he not told you?
01:07:41No, that is not how it went down at all.
01:07:45It was that dirtbag, Eric with the C, who went behind my back and got me all mixed up.
01:07:51Oh, yeah?
01:07:52Well, your little mix-up made me lose everything I had, including my career.
01:07:57Did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake?
01:08:02Eric, I am really sorry.
01:08:06I don't want your fake apology, and I'm not coming back to you.
01:08:12So, would you please leave our office?
01:08:18Now, would you please leave our office?
01:08:23We wish Dorsey Tech the very best.
01:08:26You fucking doomed us, son!
01:08:46You doomed Dorsey Tech!
01:08:50Dead, dead, dead!
01:08:51Dead!
01:08:52Dead!
01:08:53Dead!
01:08:54Dead!
01:08:56Dead!
01:08:57Dead!
01:09:02So?
01:09:02You're really not going to help them?
01:09:05They're the ones who fired me?
01:09:07Now they have to live with the outcome.
01:09:10Well, to the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:13To the sweet taste of victory.
01:09:15him.
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