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00:01Hey! Welcome to this new format!
00:04Today, you see, there are doors around us.
00:06Not the most extreme, not Patrick Sébastien, not...
00:08Don't worry.
00:09No patrol.
00:10No patrol.
00:11There's no real reason to say I'm more immature or that I fuck a lot of girls.
00:13No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:14I told you, you're immature and you're screwing a lot of chicks.
00:16But before that, I have a quick question.
00:17Evie, what's your body count?
00:18Ah!
00:19To be honest, we didn't get the figure.
00:20But how much? Go ahead, say it.
00:21No, no, actually, I think I'm 16.
00:23No.
00:25X 22!
00:27Today we are going to play Dorz.
00:29Before us, three doors, each hiding a test whose rules we do not know.
00:33Oh, wow!
00:34Once in the test, you will have to find a way to win it.
00:36And be careful, because each door only has four lives.
00:38So we have four tries to succeed, after which it will disappear forever.
00:41Ah, bastard!
00:43So who will pull us up?
00:45Who's going to be the biggest loser in the group?
00:46The only information that is useless, he noted it down.
00:48Who will end up in the quagmire?
00:49Oh no, but this is a horror thing, guys.
00:51Hey, but you, well it's me!
00:52This is what we are going to discover now, in this second episode of Dance.
00:57So gentlemen, without further ado, let's reveal the first three times.
01:00Yeah !
01:02Woohoo!
01:05Wesh!
01:08What a bitter cold!
01:09The new Mercedes is a car.
01:11This is Hamilton's F1!
01:12Ah, look there!
01:13I send 13.
01:14So that, generally, brings a bit of bad luck.
01:16And over there, a little thing, a bit like a code table, eh!
01:18Oh yeah, that's it!
01:19To open the ball, I propose...
01:21Freddy!
01:22Come on, Miss Freddy!
01:23Oh well, come on!
01:24Open the ball!
01:25Little waltz!
01:26Hop there!
01:27Hop there!
01:28Come on, guys!
01:29I'm going to Mercedes!
01:30I wonder if there's anything behind that door, though!
01:32Now, guys, we have to get past all that!
01:33Oh, that's long!
01:34No, no, there's a handle on the right!
01:35I'm at one, there are...
01:36Freddy, look!
01:37Guys, there are 40 of them!
01:38Stop talking, listen to us, listen to our voices!
01:39Oh, is that it?
01:40Yes, after that you use it to turn!
01:41No, no, no!
01:42Ah, is that the little one?
01:49The right turn!
01:50I'm in the Leclerc parking lot!
01:51Yeah, check the mirrors!
01:52Really, guys, there's a handle on the right!
01:53Hop there!
01:54And there you have it!
01:55So !
01:57What's going on?
01:58So, we'll see there, is that it?
01:59Oh, wow!
02:00Wow!
02:01Guys, there are some glasses right there, I'm going to put them on!
02:03Ah, you brought out the most powerful language in the world, there?
02:05Oh no, if that's it, I'm leaving!
02:06Oh, no, no, no!
02:08Hop there!
02:09Wow, amazing!
02:10Wesh!
02:11Oh, wow!
02:12Anyway, that!
02:13Hey, is that Tom Cruise or what?
02:14Look over there!
02:15A Charles Kombucha!
02:17But no !
02:18Oh yeah, but it's true that it has inestimable value!
02:20Come on, Freddy! Come on, Freddy!
02:21Guys, I'm a lazy bum!
02:22I have to find a way to turn off the power!
02:24No!
02:25Right, you're doing agility!
02:26But I'm in plenary!
02:27Come on !
02:28Watch out, you're black, Freddy!
02:29You're black, Freddy!
02:33Nico!
02:34Oh, but damn, she put her hand in!
02:35Ah, I touched it!
02:36Yeah, with your hand!
02:38Oh yeah, but it's sensitive too!
02:39Come on, forget it, come back, Fred!
02:41Hey guys!
02:42It's sensitive, I was close!
02:43But don't you want to try it, Evic, for real?
02:45Ah, I'm so excited!
02:46I'm going to go?
02:47Come on, go, Evic!
02:48Come on, okay!
02:49Come on, Evic, come on!
02:50I'm one-shotting this, there, Evic, there!
02:51Evic, lasers are sensitive!
02:52I'll tell you right away!
02:53Oh well, it's okay, there's nothing!
02:54Oh, wow!
02:56Oh, but there is a time!
02:57Three minutes!
02:58Three minutes? Okay, I'll go really fast!
02:59I know the technique very well!
03:00You just have to go for it, you have to go straight!
03:02Well, no!
03:03And actually, by the time the police arrive, I'll already be gone!
03:05No !
03:06And let's go!
03:07Hop there!
03:08And there you have it!
03:13Let's go, it's won!
03:15At the same time, you beat the clock, but I think it's radioactive!
03:18And we, back me!
03:19Is he okay?
03:20Oh my!
03:21Well there you go!
03:22Great !
03:23Uh...
03:24So here, I think we send the group chat.
03:26The group chat.
03:27For.
03:30Come on, Theo!
03:31You have three minutes!
03:32Three minutes!
03:33Oh my, what you're offering me is incredible!
03:34Come on, focus, Theo!
03:35I can go, that's it!
03:36Theo, Theo, think about what you have to do!
03:38Oh !
03:39Oh no, that's going to cut my nerves!
03:41Oh my, he's good!
03:42Oh my, he's good!
03:43It's extremely stylish!
03:44Afterwards, he has a shape that allows him to do it!
03:46Wait, guys, this is going to light up, right?
03:48Go ahead, there are two and a half minutes left, Theo!
03:50No, damn it, bastards!
03:51Come on, go, go, go, go, Theo!
03:53Where did it go wrong there, right?
03:54Whoa, wait, he might drop his phone at any moment!
03:57I hope for his sake he has the new RhinoShield case!
04:00So why is there a fucking mirror?
04:02He looks good looking there in the mirror!
04:03Well yeah, make edits, don't hesitate!
04:05RhinoShield is the partner of this video,
04:06and they just released their new case, the AirX!
04:09This shell is a new multi-layer protection system
04:11which absorbs 81% of the impact force of shocks!
04:14Very practical to protect your phone from internal damage!
04:16Guys, there's definitely something to do with this birdhouse!
04:18So I just hope there's still some time left to watch the game!
04:20Yeah, there you go, poutine!
04:22You have a first layer which is the air insulation chamber,
04:24so it's a 360 degree air cushion
04:26which absorbs and disperses shocks like an airbag
04:28that protects your phone every time you fall!
04:29Second layer, a compression structure!
04:31Basically, it turns a big, brutal shock into
04:33into much more manageable energy for the phone!
04:35It's light, it's futuristic, it's soft!
04:38I improvised that!
04:39They're going to move the lasers on me!
04:40Ooh, fuck!
04:41Ooh, fuck!
04:42I felt it in my lap, there!
04:43The edits are going to be crazy!
04:44There, AirX is available in two colors, sand gray and silver,
04:47I have a silver one,
04:48and it is made from monomaterials
04:49which guarantee 100% recyclability!
04:51And it has 30 times the durability of others!
04:54Apparently you can drop your phone
04:56almost 24,000 times before the hull is dead!
04:58You're allowed 24,000 barrels, which isn't bad!
05:00With the code Squsy, you get 10% off the entire RinoShield site
05:03by clicking on the link in the description
05:04and we can return to Théo who is ultimately a nose burglar!
05:07Come on, this is the last Theo!
05:09Go! Go! Go !
05:14He takes the time to look at himself and appreciate his beauty!
05:16I think I deserved it, eh!
05:18Ciao, kombucha!
05:19Come on, go ahead, yeah, eat a little, there!
05:21Look at you!
05:22Ah, there's something moving, brother!
05:23No, no, impossible, impossible to get past that!
05:25Impossible like this, do you want to come?
05:31Hey, I'm impressed, take two!
05:32Yeah, but hey, the reception wasn't up!
05:34Oh, what the hell is this?
05:35Come on, Théo, it's become more like playing the lady than before!
05:37Damn, that one is hot!
05:38Theo, you jump as high as you can!
05:4030 seconds, Theo! 30 seconds!
05:41No, but it's moving!
05:42This is super hot, guys!
05:43But come on, Théo, you played basketball at a high level, remember?
05:49Oh !
05:50Yessss!
05:51Oh, man, he jumped, bro!
05:52It's so easy for him!
05:53Oh, cow!
05:54But it's Catman!
05:55It was his, the idiots!
05:56There, I would have pushed to sleep, a little, there!
06:00Oh my, he even does the sound of cults live!
06:02Wow, that's easy for him!
06:05It's easy for him!
06:07Wow!
06:08Well done, Theo!
06:09Who says it like you cat!
06:10Yes, me, Theo, please!
06:15SO ?
06:16Ah!
06:17No, first, first!
06:18Oh yes, yes, on the other hand, it's true!
06:21Oh !
06:22It's like in the advert!
06:24And I was informed about the acquisition of Warner who wants to buy the rights to micro-socks!
06:27Well done, brother!
06:28The podcast, thank you!
06:29THANKS !
06:30There are only two episodes!
06:31There are only two episodes, yeah!
06:32What they loved was the recurrence!
06:33Well, it pays off!
06:34But that's what I was told!
06:35At first, we said to ourselves, the regulator is a woman!
06:36The joke while talking!
06:37Yes, he's going to go into that room!
06:38Come on, I'm going!
06:42Whoa!
06:43Someone's here, this is going to last a very long time, guys!
06:44Oh no!
06:45We know them!
06:46We're reliving the worst day!
06:47Exactly !
06:48Oh no, there are loads of photos, too, behind it, guys, so we have a long time!
06:50Sorry, guys!
06:51No !
06:52How are you ?
06:58Should I stop talking?
07:00What are you doing?
07:02This is when you have flatulence, then you do this to make it go away?
07:05You didn't... you didn't fart?
07:07Good !
07:08Do you hang out with people who fart?
07:09What ?
07:10That's to say ?
07:11Isn't that the game?
07:12No !
07:13Okay, my bad!
07:14Are these people you knew?
07:15So, who is behind her?
07:16There's Iggo, there's Bidi...
07:17There's the full YouTuber behind it!
07:19Ah, he must make you guess!
07:20Do I know them?
07:21Do I have to say all the names?
07:23Well, you're not much, it seems!
07:25All right !
07:27Settle in, guys!
07:28What should he do?
07:29Settle in commentarily!
07:30Plus, she has to figure out what he should do, it's going to take even longer, bro!
07:31What do you want me to do?
07:33Do you want me to remove all these frames?
07:34That's oppressive, isn't it?
07:35All these content creators?
07:38Okay, guys, she's not answering, she's not saying yes, she's not saying no, brothers!
07:40Freddy, I think, who is he?
07:41Ah, there's a chosen one there, in the paintings?
07:43That's it, I think, she's a YouTuber's mom!
07:45Ah, you're the mom of a YouTuber!
07:47Oh, fuck, that's it!
07:48Is this a real YouTuber's question?
07:49It's the question of a creator who is behind it!
07:51Wait, can we help him, Freddy, or not?
07:52Can we help her, who does she look like, bro?
07:54Are you Kevin Tran's mother?
07:56Well, anyway, there, Freddy!
07:58Is this your last word?
08:00Ah! No!
08:02On the other hand, is it your first word?
08:04We'll have to open up a little more!
08:09Gotha, does that mean anything to you?
08:10Video games?
08:11Video games?
08:12Nothing! He wants to steal information by sitting on the closest seat to her!
08:15The story, Nota Bene?
08:17Oh, don't try!
08:18He tells her names and he wants to see if one of her eyes is there at the right time, you know!
08:21How are you, Faoli Car?
08:22You're not going to talk to me!
08:26You're looking too hard!
08:28He doesn't want to accept that he won't have any plaster!
08:30Brother !
08:31But stop talking to us from here, please!
08:32I feel like I'm forcing her, I'm forcing you!
08:33Ah, fuck!
08:34Do you want to leave the room?
08:35But make a proposal, damn it!
08:36Okay, I'm going, I'm going!
08:37Oh, that's hard!
08:39And yet, I read you, I am a physiologist!
08:41Make a proposal and let us play!
08:42You know what? I want to do a 2-2 one-shot!
08:44It's a one-shot, after all!
08:48Oh, calm down! Calm down!
08:49Who do you think it is?
08:50I think she's Sylvain's mom!
08:54Oh !
08:55Come on !
08:56You are the mother of...
08:59But stop!
09:00I'll open it!
09:01Okay, are you Alice M's mother?
09:02Is this your last word?
09:05Is this a threat?
09:07Oh, mental threat!
09:08Ah!
09:09But what is this scene?
09:10This is my last word, Alice M's mother?
09:13Wow, that's strong!
09:15Okay, so now we have to go back, or can we choose another door?
09:18It's better to go back, right?
09:19Yeah, I want to get this one over with!
09:20Well, I'm going!
09:21Oh, she's fast!
09:22Come on, he's sending us a song!
09:23Yeah, don't worry, she'll see what she'll see!
09:26Good morning !
09:28So, you are the mother of...
09:30Oh yeah, that's not so clever!
09:34For me, guys, it's Sylvain.
09:36Sylvain?
09:37Or Michaud.
09:38You think?
09:42You are Thomas Dozer's mother.
09:44Is this your last word?
09:46No.
09:47Yes.
09:50But what?
09:52But wow, how did he do it?
09:53Nice to meet you, Mrs. Levers!
09:56But she has lots of hair?
09:57Hop there!
09:58Hey, let's go! Let's go!
09:59That's my guy!
10:00This is a joke!
10:01But how?
10:02We wrote Spectac together, did she work with us?
10:03Is this a joke?
10:04Is it true or not?
10:05No, that's not true.
10:06Damn, you're hot, man!
10:07I'm so proud, I'm so proud, I'm so happy!
10:09Thank you, madam, but sorry about Freddy, he's a bit special.
10:11But you acted like it was normal and thank you very much.
10:13So !
10:14And your son is awesome, amazing!
10:15Ah, I know that!
10:16Ah, I know that!
10:17Finally here it is!
10:19But it's so weird to leave Thomas's mom locked up there!
10:21No, no, no, she's used to it!
10:24Wait, but man!
10:25But brother, there are 40 portraits!
10:26Yeah, but I don't know guys, I really have no idea!
10:28Well, you're awesome, go ahead, it's good!
10:31Oh my God !
10:32Finally, my dream!
10:33Well, I'm just the rush!
10:34For me, well...
10:35For my home!
10:36Clover room!
10:37The last person to say it is 20!
10:38Oh well, it's up to you to go, I think!
10:40Come on Lucas, it's yours, it's yours!
10:41The clover room is yours!
10:42Come on, I want some noise!
10:43I want noise!
10:44I'm Christian!
10:44He's going to go into 13's room!
10:48Yeah! Accounts for door 13!
10:50I don't care about 13!
10:51One purchase!
10:54Well, is that the same thing or what?
10:56Yeah !
10:57Sorry guys, I'm late!
10:59Ha, ha!
11:00It's huge!
11:03Oh no, there's a lot of terfle!
11:04Oh !
11:05Oh !
11:06Phone Lucas!
11:07Hello? Yes, hello? Yes, darling?
11:12Oh, but there's a guy! Oh, but there's a goat! Go away, damn it!
11:15We don't have it? Yes! Did your evening go well?
11:18Uh yes yes great! Okay great! Well we'll be there in 3 minutes while we find a spot!
11:22I hope everything is tidy, huh! Oh damn!
11:24Come on now! He's going to have to put everything away! Oh no, too annoying!
11:28Come on! Come on Lucas! Come on, put that away! Hey bro! Hey bro! Come on, wake up!
11:32Hey, don't fix it, bro, it's a mess! Lucas hasn't done that for at least 12 years!
11:36Look, you take this trash can and follow me! Now you know he has his butlers!
11:39Well, I think he won't know how to do it! Come on, come on!
11:42There you go, damn it! It's not me!
11:44No no bro! Oh this is a disaster! I know it's hard!
11:48Drink water! You have to drink water the day after a party, you also have to hydrate!
11:51And there you have it! Théo! Really Théo the day after his demonstration!
11:54Oh, the sandard! Chicks! Damn! Come on, let's get out!
11:58Oh what's the pizza! Oh the pizza! The box there! Oh!
12:01Damn, he leaves them with disgusting scabs!
12:03What do you mean you don't eat the crusts of your mom's pizzas?
12:05Lucas! Pégade is breaking Kombouk!
12:07Oh damn he's ripped!
12:09She's the chip in the frame!
12:11I passed out! I passed out that I'm burping Kombucha!
12:13Come on, let's go! What the hell is this?
12:16I'm coming, I'm home! Oh no, he's coming back! He's coming back!
12:19Oh no, I'll get there!
12:21Oh no, I'll get there!
12:23No, you're breaking his balls, bro!
12:25He couldn't be bored in the street like Théo!
12:27Come on, good night, darling, I'm going to put him to bed!
12:29Lucas! Lucas! What? What?
12:31Call your mother and tell her the truth!
12:32She was young too!
12:33No no I won't tell him the truth!
12:35She made raves about it!
12:37Tell her you're sorry, she'll understand!
12:39Sincerity always pays off, Lucas!
12:41No no no no!
12:43No, it's lost, it's lost!
12:47Hi Mom!
12:49But what happened?
12:51Special Rum! Special Rum!
12:53Wait, are you kidding or are you kidding?
12:55Oh, he's going overboard!
12:56What the hell is this?
12:57But it's not so much a mess, I've passed the spinnaker!
12:59Did you pass the spinnaker there?
13:00No no!
13:01No, but you're not possible!
13:03Yeah, well, hey, Mom, you smoked hash back then!
13:05What, sorry?
13:06Yeah, that's it!
13:07No, but how are you talking to me?
13:09How do you talk to me?
13:10It's okay there hey!
13:11No, it's good, it's good!
13:13But how does he speak?
13:15Frévot, where did I put it?
13:16A crazy row!
13:17And now Freddy you're going to show that you're not the laziest man in France!
13:21Guys, I don't even want to get up to go!
13:23Okay, let's bring it!
13:24Come on, let's bring it!
13:25Guys, it's 2025, there aren't any machines that can make us roll!
13:30Oh damn she's already pissing me off!
13:32He's giving it a scott right now!
13:34They're not going to bore me!
13:35Hello ?
13:36What ?
13:37Yes !
13:38He's the one who's already a mother!
13:39Yes my bunny, how was your evening already?
13:40Yes !
13:41So listen to us, we'll be there in 3 minutes!
13:42Are we there in 3 minutes?
13:43Yes !
13:44Do we give 3 minutes notice before coming?
13:45No but no no we don't come 3 minutes before coming!
13:47Come on, this is annoying me!
13:49What are these parents calling to say I'll be there in 3 minutes?
13:52Freddy 3 minutes!
13:53Ah, you already know that you vomit a lot!
13:55Brother, can you stand up?
13:56Put it under the desk there!
13:58Get up, get up!
13:59No no come on come on come on hop hop hop!
14:01Look what you did!
14:02You have 3 minutes to tidy everything up, my friend!
14:07Oh brother!
14:08Stop your charade there!
14:10You haven't drunk anything!
14:11Come on, get out of here!
14:12Hop!
14:13I'll block the door with this!
14:14Hop!
14:15I blocked the door with this!
14:16Well done!
14:17And with that!
14:18So !
14:19Normally it doesn't move!
14:20She is beautiful, she is beautiful!
14:21Well done brother!
14:22Ok I'll put all that there!
14:23I'll hide everything behind the bar!
14:24We can tell he's used to it!
14:25Come on, let's cool things down a bit!
14:27Oh my!
14:28I was sure!
14:29I was sure he did that!
14:30Hop there!
14:31And that goes under the rug!
14:32Ah under the carpet!
14:33Yes of course !
14:34The funny thing is that it's still very slow!
14:36He's super slow!
14:37He has all the right techniques!
14:38Finally it says that it is very very slow!
14:39No no guys!
14:40Look, look what he's doing there!
14:41Oh yeah!
14:42He is so ingenious!
14:43That's not bad!
14:45Just a minute Freddy!
14:46One minute!
14:47Oh no, I didn't say it!
14:49Oh no, but no!
14:51Oh the heaviness of man!
14:52It doesn't matter !
14:53It doesn't matter !
14:54Oh my God !
14:55Hop!
14:56He vomited with it too!
14:57It's not me, it's the cat!
14:58Yeah yeah that's it!
14:59Come on, get out!
15:0030 seconds!
15:01Ooh!
15:02The power of persuasion we're going to need is from the great Fabien Ricard!
15:04Ok!
15:05So !
15:06Tomorrow he will take on the open!
15:07Ok!
15:08There's no way this is going to go well!
15:09Look, Father, it's impossible!
15:10Okay, I put everything there!
15:11I put it all there!
15:12It's us!
15:13It's the mom!
15:15My mom!
15:17What happened here?
15:18Huh? What the what?
15:19Ah!
15:20What did you do there?
15:21Oh la!
15:22Well, I'll explain!
15:23Is this your night?
15:24My evening?
15:25Your evening!
15:26My evening?
15:27Yeah !
15:28He has more cardio!
15:30What the hell is this...
15:32Wait, I can explain, Dad!
15:33You don't have to be over the top all the time!
15:34Do you live here or what?
15:35No, this is our place!
15:36Oh, there's a weird guy who came out there!
15:37Mom, can you sit down please?
15:38He didn't look well at all!
15:39I didn't look well at all!
15:40I need to tell you something!
15:41I have grandpa!
15:43I need to tell you something!
15:45You only look at the negative!
15:47It's a mess!
15:49You never point out all my successes!
15:51There's always only the negative!
15:52Oh shit!
15:53What are successes?
15:54I'm 48 years old, you only notice the negatives!
15:56You know, it really got to me!
15:57Oh no!
15:58But yes, but 48 years old!
16:00But he's 14 in your head!
16:02Because of what?
16:03From a dad who was never there?
16:04Where was Dad?
16:05He was with Monique!
16:06It's good, it's good!
16:07It's good, it's good!
16:08All evening!
16:09Tell the news!
16:10Oh no, your luck!
16:11Hey, you won't see me in this apartment again!
16:13It's over!
16:14See you this year for New Year!
16:16Come on, get out of here!
16:17But this is nonsense!
16:19I'm not a baby brother!
16:21I'm a baby!
16:22Calm down!
16:23No, it's okay, it's us!
16:24It pissed me off, brother!
16:25No, it's us!
16:26We have to cut the cord!
16:27Three minutes before calls!
16:28How's it going Fredy!
16:29Relax!
16:30There they put that it runs up to date!
16:31I don't even want you anymore!
16:32No no no!
16:33But don't be like that, brother!
16:34I walk into a door to get yelled at!
16:36I can't fit through a door anymore!
16:37It's over!
16:38Well, you know what?
16:39I'll go then!
16:40Well, you know what, good luck!
16:41But what?!
16:42Wait, that's much more traditional than you!
16:44Oh yes, I admit it!
16:45No, but brother!
16:47Go Theo! Go Theo!
16:49Yes I know !
16:50You'll be there in 3 minutes!
16:51Good you!
16:52Come on, come on, come on, come on!
16:53You wake up!
16:54Come on Theo!
16:55The burrito street!
16:56I even roll the guy in the carpet with the rest!
16:58Come on, hurry up!
16:59Come on, go!
17:00Stand there, it's huge!
17:01Put it there!
17:02GOOD !
17:04Put it there!
17:05Well done!
17:07It's good for riding behind!
17:08It's good !
17:09It's not stupid!
17:10It's not stupid!
17:11But what is Raskard doing here!
17:12It's true that it's Raskard!
17:13It's really Raskard!
17:16Look carefully at the technique!
17:17So !
17:18But what is this Strat?
17:19Actually !
17:20We put there...
17:21But what is he doing?
17:22What is it? Is he going to confront his parents?
17:23Oh, you think so?
17:24So !
17:25We're almost there!
17:26Théo plays the madness card!
17:27You shit on the floor and roll around in your sh**!
17:29Hide! Hide! Hide, Theo!
17:33That's all for now, let's go!
17:36It's us!
17:39He's making it look like a burglary?
17:41But what happened?
17:43They took everything, Mom!
17:45Are you okay? You're okay. Have you seen them?
17:48But we haven't seen anyone, Mom, we just arrived!
17:51Fuck!
17:52He's ruining my life like that, guys!
17:54He is near me!
17:55You work, you work!
17:57Hide!
18:00It's simple, we'll file a complaint, we have insurance...
18:03Afterwards it's annoying if you want to file a complaint to do the R2...
18:06Come get some fresh air, it's not a big deal!
18:08I'm afraid he'll come and traumatize...
18:10No, I'm kidding!
18:11You work, you work, you work!
18:13And that's what it is!
18:15Hop there!
18:18Lesbo for I'm Beautiful!
18:20A real manipulator!
18:21This is how you pull the wool over people's eyes!
18:23The guy is completely toxic and it's very well handled!
18:26She is more toxic than her toxic parents!
18:28And well done for that!
18:29Lie to your parents under all circumstances!
18:32Guys!
18:33If I have to average our performances...
18:35Yvi, you were MVP on this sand!
18:37There, frankly, Théo, a real cat!
18:39And Théo, he comes to fuck our ass in this one too!
18:41Theo, I think he's the MVP of the round!
18:43What is the opposite of an MVP?
18:45A big loser who stinks of shit?
18:46Yeah !
18:47A big loser!
18:48Hey, big RT there!
18:49This is the end of this round 1, it's the closing of the doors!
18:51Come on, ciao!
18:52Toxic parents!
18:53And now we move on to round 2!
18:58Oh my! I've turned! I've turned!
19:05So what do we have?
19:06What do we have?
19:07A little surfing, Los Angeles, the beach, yeah!
19:09And what do we have now?
19:10It gives me a bit of a Libya vibe!
19:12Yeah, looks like Libya!
19:13But what is that, brother?
19:14Well, I don't know, can't you go find out now?
19:16No, because you're the one who's going there!
19:19Yeah !
19:20Come on, go!
19:21She's beautiful! He took the most beautiful strength!
19:27Whoa, there are kids!
19:29Hey guys, I can be terrified of children!
19:32It's hot there, a little bit there!
19:36Hello, children!
19:38Good morning !
19:39Madam !
19:40Good morning !
19:41This is not a game!
19:42It's not a game, it's a situation!
19:44But they look great in the sandcastle, the kids!
19:46You saw, huh!
19:47Yeah! They're nice!
19:48Oh yeah, yeah!
19:50Listen, I won't bother you, it looks like a good after-tan!
19:54Come on, come on!
19:55Perfect !
19:56Come on !
19:57But no !
19:58No !
19:59What do you want me to do in there?
20:00You have a quiet family!
20:01Well, come on, look a little, brother!
20:02But what am I going to do? What am I going to do to you?
20:04You have to make sure you have a date with the mom!
20:07Not at all, come on, stop!
20:09It hurts so much!
20:11Yves, you only have one minute left!
20:12But...
20:13What should I do?
20:14What inspires you?
20:15Make a sandcastle with the kids!
20:17Oh, guys, it's forbidden in the sandcastle!
20:19Yves, they must be breaking their sandcastle, I think!
20:21Oh no!
20:22Knock down their sandcastle!
20:24How are you, kids?
20:25Yes !
20:26How are you? Is everything going well?
20:27Yes of course !
20:28Great !
20:29So, did you know that it is forbidden to build sandcastles?
20:31What ?
20:32I work for the town hall of La Baule, that's why I'm saying it!
20:34Do you work for the town hall of La Baule?
20:35Yeah, that's why!
20:36Ah!
20:37The town hall is quite strict about sandcastles, so I'm going to ask you to, unfortunately, have to remove them!
20:40Oh, listen!
20:41A guy, with his appearance, he comes and tells me that, I never do that!
20:42I never do, brother!
20:43Never !
20:44I would like to see an official document showing that you are working...
20:47So, unfortunately it's not paper, but it's just written there, as you can see, castles, castles, I think it was quite...
20:52Yes, well, you're not insensitive, sir, after all, they're children!
20:55They're kids, and that's why... Come on, damn it! Don't build sandcastles!
20:59But what are you doing here, sir?
21:00Don't build sandcastles! That's right, don't do it, it's written there!
21:03Sorry, I can't fucking get enough of the kids, but come on, you're going to... What am I going to do?
21:08I don't want to do that to kids, they're so cute, they look at me like that!
21:11I wouldn't do it, I tell myself, I wouldn't do it!
21:13Hence there is a rule, we don't build sandcastles, have you ever seen that, you, are you on a beach?
21:16I prefer the second one to be, like, me fighting, versus Francis Ngannou, rather than the children!
21:20What? Well, come on, well, go see if I have it!
21:22Ok, go ahead, I'll go! Yeah, let's go!
21:23Come on, Francis!
21:24Wait, wait, Freddy! This is what we do, this is what we do!
21:26I do L, and if I win L on the first try, you have to do L!
21:30So, I can make you do L!
21:31Wouldn't you rather I do L?
21:32Yes, because I think that one is harder!
21:34Okay, okay!
21:35Go on, go on, go on, go on!
21:37Oh, wow!
21:38Ok!
21:39Is this Canal's question box?
21:41Yes, she is German!
21:42Ah, he just has to press a button, it's easy to do!
21:44You press here, it's over!
21:46Can I go? Is there no catch?
21:48Oh !
21:51I hear the thing moving!
21:53It's moving, the point, it's moving!
21:55Oh, it's not teeth!
21:56Ah, FDP!
21:57Imagine, I can do it with pussy!
22:00Hey, I'll make it! Shitty life, I'll make it!
22:02Oh, me, it's hard!
22:03Wait, Daredevil!
22:04Daredevil!
22:05Daredevil, he's like that!
22:06He sees the waves, he sees things!
22:07Up, right!
22:08Where is he?
22:09Up, left, up, left!
22:10I want him to lose!
22:12Tell me, you bitch apple!
22:13Above, above, above!
22:14It's going left, it's going left!
22:16Where is he?
22:17Left, it goes left, above!
22:18Where is he?
22:19At the feet, Lucas!
22:20Feet!
22:21The feet?
22:22It went down to the feet!
22:23No, it's not true, it's not true, it's up there!
22:24It's not true, it's not all strawberry!
22:25Right, right!
22:26Right, right!
22:27Right, up, right!
22:28I'm going to get you!
22:29Go ahead!
22:30There, there!
22:31Lucas, the wall has changed, it's the wall on the right!
22:33No !
22:34Right, right!
22:35Go right, go right!
22:36I want you children to be traumatized!
22:38Come on, let's clear it!
22:39Go right!
22:40This is my dream!
22:41Go right!
22:42Come on, it's good!
22:43Freddy!
22:45Hey, but that's really hard, his grandmother!
22:47It's true that it was hard!
22:49It's really hard!
22:50That's divine justice!
22:51Who doesn't want children to be traumatized!
22:52Okay, okay, okay, Freddy!
22:53If Theo, he one-shots the 205,
22:55You're going to the beach!
22:56I'm not going!
22:57Come on, Theo!
22:58Come on, Theo!
22:59Theo! Theo! Theo! Theo! Theo!
23:06Hey, hey, madante!
23:09He's coming!
23:10Oh no, but this is a horror thing, guys!
23:12Yeah! Come on, close the door, Theo!
23:15We're gonna fucking die!
23:16Fuck!
23:17Yes, yes, we're not going to die, calm down!
23:18Yes, damn it!
23:19We have to hide here! Hurry up!
23:20You get on the couch, you scare me, people!
23:22Choose to hide, quickly!
23:23I have to hide!
23:24Yes !
23:25If there's something in there, I'll smash your face in!
23:27He is aggressive!
23:30Hurry up!
23:31Go in there, you!
23:32We're going to die!
23:33Come on, go inside!
23:34Hurry up! Hide!
23:35Hey guys, I hate this!
23:36He doesn't know there are a lot of mori!
23:38Ah, but he's not hiding from you! He doesn't want to save her!
23:40There, he's resting in the first degree, eh!
23:43But what's going on here?
23:44But bro, you're supposed to save her, I think!
23:46Okay, okay, so...
23:47Damn, but quick!
23:48How long do I have before he arrives?
23:49He's coming, there!
23:50He's going to kill us, you don't understand!
23:52But you don't know me!
23:53Hey, you don't know me!
23:54Ah, you don't know, my darling!
23:55You don't know what diapers are, who are they?
23:56Bring back whoever you want, brother?
23:57Ah, he's like, there's someone in the...
23:58SO...
23:59But you're not going over the wall!
24:01Hurry up! Hurry up!
24:02Ah!
24:03You have to save your skin!
24:04Quickly !
24:05Shit, shit, shit!
24:18Oh, wow!
24:22I don't like him!
24:23Yeah, I don't like it at all!
24:24I don't like this guy, and I don't think he's here for a visit from me!
24:27Hey, this cum should take a good shower!
24:29Honestly, hygiene isn't great here!
24:33Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
24:37Oh, no!
24:39No !
24:40Oh, my God!
24:41No !
24:42Seriously not cool!
24:43That's seriously uncool of you, sir!
24:45This is seriously not cool!
24:47I was there at the base, trying to lure you into little traps,
24:50and you kill my wife!
24:51That's not cool of you, man!
24:52This is how you treat people!
24:54He's super scary!
24:56Guys, he's super scary!
24:57I'm so scared of this knife!
25:03Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
25:04Well done, too bad!
25:05She got murdered!
25:07Damage !
25:08Was it hard?
25:09It's hell!
25:10Théo, I have the feeling you didn't enjoy Premier Degré!
25:12No, not too much!
25:14On the other hand, now I'm going to really enjoy Freddy with the children!
25:16Listen to me!
25:17I don't touch children!
25:18So, what I find is that you can convince the mother to do it herself!
25:23Oh !
25:24And that might be one of the greatest performances of this episode!
25:27All right !
25:28Turn this mother against her children!
25:30Go ahead!
25:31That's a great lesson!
25:37Hello, hello!
25:38Children!
25:39Animator for the Mickey Club!
25:41Are you happy, children?
25:43Yes, thank you mom!
25:47A predator for the moment!
25:48Yeah !
25:49A simple predator!
25:50Good morning !
25:51How are you, kids?
25:53Oh no!
25:54These little castles are beautiful!
25:55THANKS !
25:56Nice build! How many hours of work did that take?
25:57Several hours!
25:58Several hours!
25:59Several hours!
26:04Well then, where is dad?
26:07He's not here?
26:08Dad is waiting at home!
26:09He's waiting at home because the kids are being naughty!
26:12What ?
26:13You look at them how wise they are!
26:14They are wise, but they don't follow the rules!
26:16No castle building!
26:18Ah! I hadn't seen!
26:20So, we don't listen to Dad?
26:23Hey! He speaks afterward!
26:25Dad, he wouldn't be happy!
26:26Yes, but Dad isn't here!
26:28And dad told me to come here!
26:29Ah!
26:30Yes, we are friends!
26:31And apparently, kids are having their way these days!
26:35Ah! Will he make it, guys?
26:36Hey!
26:37Is it true or is it not true?
26:38Oh my God !
26:39Oh my God !
26:40Is it true or is it not true?
26:41Attention, sir!
26:42Oh my God !
26:43Ah, I'm not well!
26:44Is it true or is it not true?
26:45Attention, sir!
26:46Ah, you are disastrous!
26:47But what are you doing, sir?
26:48Is it true or is it not true?
26:49Sir, what are you doing?
26:50But you are vile!
26:51Don't listen to Dad!
26:52Afterwards, what happens to us?
26:53Delinquents?
26:54Wake up, madam!
26:55But who are you, sir?
26:56It starts with this, what happens next?
26:57Let me do it and education, thank you!
26:58It goes up on convoys after!
26:59That's what's happening!
27:00Look there, the little one there!
27:01Anything !
27:02Nonsense, you're talking to me in a different tone, madam!
27:03She is hateful!
27:04Were you ever a child?
27:05Have you heard of sandcastles?
27:06And what are you going to do?
27:07Are you going to attack me?
27:08No, I'm not allowed to do that!
27:09Oh there, put...
27:10Oh no, no!
27:11She's fooling me, guys!
27:12Wait, wait, Fredine!
27:13She's fooling me!
27:14Fredine, what are you doing?
27:15Fredine, what are you doing?
27:16Stop the sandcastles!
27:17Stop the sandcastles!
27:18No, guys!
27:19She's fooling me!
27:20Oh no!
27:21Oh no!
27:22Oh no!
27:23Oh my God !
27:24That's it, that's good!
27:26It's good !
27:27Madam, you attacked me, everyone here saw it!
27:29But you are ignorant, Mr. Partey!
27:31You are ignorant!
27:32You assaulted me, madam!
27:33And everyone saw what happened on the beach!
27:34You'll traumatize them for life!
27:36Traumatized for life because they have a crazy mother!
27:38But you're the one who's crazy!
27:39Loca, loca! Your mother is crazy!
27:41Come here !
27:42Ah! Leave her!
27:43No !
27:44Don't hesitate with your mom!
27:45Come here !
27:46But leave my child!
27:47You'll leave me alone, yes!
27:48Help!
27:49Leave them!
27:50Your mother is crazy, you're going to stay with her!
27:51But who is crazy!
27:52This is crazy!
27:53This is crazy!
27:54How are you, kids?
27:55It's okay, kids!
27:56Hello children!
27:57It's here!
27:58Come here!
27:59No !
28:00No, you're coming!
28:01You come here!
28:02It's here!
28:03My God, it's just a kidnapping!
28:04My God, no but...
28:05We're going to call the police, okay? Sit down!
28:06There you have it, kombucha!
28:07You're going to be drunk!
28:08But they're not crazy!
28:09Help me, please!
28:10Help me!
28:11Help me!
28:16The police are coming, madam!
28:17Excuse us!
28:18Yes, well thanks to the tetans!
28:19Excuse us, she's coming!
28:20But you farted, but you're crazy!
28:22She's the one who's crazy!
28:23There you are safe!
28:24You will stay with us all the way!
28:25And we're going to move on to the door of his bag!
28:28Come on, let's go! My heart is terrible!
28:31As a service!
28:32Did you order some kombucha?
28:34Indicate it!
28:35Who ?
28:36He's going to kill us!
28:38Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
28:39It's him!
28:40He's going to kill us!
28:41Very very good!
28:42Are you sure you don't want some kombucha bye?
28:44We're going to sink them!
28:45How does it stay? We're going to sink them!
28:46But that's not done!
28:47Let's go to the seats, bye!
28:48Get under the bed!
28:49Don't worry !
28:50For now I've looked to see if there are any hiding places!
28:52Okay, shower!
28:53The door, the shower!
28:54He's going to get there!
28:55Okay, can I sit with you?
28:56Yes !
28:57Ok!
28:58It's really cramped!
28:59It's really cramped!
29:00Ok!
29:01Lay more of yourself down!
29:14Above all, they mustn't know they're under the bed!
29:16Oh !
29:17Guys, this should put some pressure on!
29:22But guys, it's not great!
29:23I really screwed it up in the first place!
29:26Yeah in the first place!
29:27Instant failure!
29:28It's not the knife that scares me!
29:30It's the smell that gives off more than the knife!
29:32Go in the shower!
29:33Go in the shower!
29:34Wash yourself!
29:35I beg you!
29:36Wash yourself!
29:37Wash yourself!
29:38Wash yourself!
29:39I beg you!
29:40Wash yourself!
29:41Wash yourself!
29:42We just want you to wash!
29:43Ah, he's looking at himself!
29:44He's looking at himself!
29:45He sees the damage!
29:46No !
29:47Oh no!
29:48Ah! He hurt himself!
29:49There, on the other hand, he is disgusted because there is no shower of hate!
29:51One in two chances!
29:52One in two chances!
29:53Shouldn't he get out of bed and go into the closet?
29:57Ah!
29:58Oh no!
30:00Oh no!
30:01Oh no he faked it!
30:02I really liked both!
30:03Oh no, he faked it!
30:05Oh no it's so over!
30:08Wait, wait, maybe he's not going to rent himself out!
30:12Oh that's horrible!
30:16That's horrible, bro!
30:18This is horrible!
30:19Oh no!
30:20That's not done!
30:23No, but I don't understand!
30:24What hiding place is left?
30:25Well, all that's left is the shower!
30:26Ah, but that's it, brother!
30:27He's so dirty that showering is a noooo for him!
30:31Ok!
30:32Come on, do that!
30:33Okay guys, I'm going home!
30:34Don't panic!
30:35Everything is fine !
30:36Come on, let's take a shower!
30:38Oh la!
30:39I don't know if we're going to take a shower!
30:40I don't know, you don't know!
30:47Oh !
30:48He's coming!
30:49In the shower this old pawn is afraid of soap!
30:51He told me to hurry up!
30:52He literally screwed the girl over!
30:54In the first place he looks!
30:56And if he ever gets too close!
30:58I have a little Marseillais, you'll see, it'll sting his eyes!
31:00Well, close the curtain!
31:01Yeah, close the curtain anyway!
31:02Yeah, close the curtain anyway!
31:14And it's okay to laugh at that moment?
31:15Is this the time to laugh?
31:18No! No! Oh no, you big loser!
31:20But what a way to open furniture!
31:22But it's crazy how noisy it is!
31:25Be careful with the furniture, sir!
31:27No !
31:28No, there are soaps here!
31:30Little bottom of the mouth maybe eventually!
31:32Don't hesitate to take it!
31:34Oh no!
31:35Big loser!
31:37What is he doing?
31:38He doesn't look well!
31:43No, not there!
31:44It's over!
31:46Not there, sir! It's too clean there!
31:47I don't understand where to go!
31:50Lucas, he's coming! Turn on the hot water!
31:53Oh, he's stuffing his curtain!
31:56This is weird! This is getting weird!
31:58Don't move! Don't move! Don't breathe!
32:01What ?
32:02But it's cleanliness! He hates cleanliness!
32:05Oh no! He heard!
32:12Go there!
32:13So !
32:17Yeah! There you go, madam!
32:19All this thanks to the little Marseillais!
32:21Well done !
32:23It's over! Everything's fine!
32:25Everything is fine !
32:26You can safely put McWalter back on Prime!
32:30Yes yes !
32:32Yes !
32:36Best moment of the video!
32:38Best moment of the video! Bravo!
32:39Ladies and gentlemen!
32:40This is enough to scare off all the weird people who want to attack you at home!
32:44And now who will make the very humiliating, dark room with the moving button?
32:48Come on, I want to go!
32:49Come on! Come on! It's going to be him!
32:50No, but we sent the agile group, bro!
32:52He can only get there!
32:53Come on, Theo!
32:54Go ahead, my little feline!
32:56Oh! It's so oppressive after the horror thing there!
33:00Above! Above! Above, Theo!
33:01Oh !
33:03Oh !
33:04I got it! I got it! I got it!
33:05Press !
33:06I flowered the bastard!
33:07Oh! Oh! Oh!
33:08Right!
33:09Wait! Press! Press!
33:10Press! Press!
33:11Oh! Oh! Oh!
33:12Oh !
33:13Above! Right!
33:16Go ahead, my little feline!
33:19Oh !
33:20He got it!
33:21I got the guys!
33:22This is definitely a game for cats!
33:23Oh !
33:24Oh !
33:25Théo Juice the cat!
33:26This is our little cat!
33:27Well, let's pet him!
33:28Yes yes !
33:29Yes !
33:30Yes !
33:31Oh yes!
33:32It's the big one's little cat!
33:33And what do cats do?
33:34They light up when the ball rolls!
33:35Let's go!
33:36Hop there!
33:37Shit, he's not going to do it!
33:38That's a shame!
33:39Gentlemen, this round is a resounding success!
33:41And a Freemason!
33:42Oh no!
33:43It's just me!
33:44Ah, I'm a Freemason!
33:45Me too !
33:46Guys, I've been trying to get home for a while.
33:47Nobody answers my emails!
33:48Well no!
33:49That's it, I'm a Freemason!
33:50Come on, that's how it is!
33:51We're pressing your little fingers!
33:52Me then! Please!
33:53No, wait, I just arrived!
33:54I'm not going straight away, uh...
33:55Well guys!
33:56But let me enjoy it first guys!
33:57Oh no no!
33:58He will be the one who will have to initiate you!
33:59But it's a rhythm thing after all!
34:00You're putting your finger up your ass, Mom!
34:01Oh yeah! Right now!
34:02Yeah yeah that's it!
34:03Yeah, I'm not going to do it actually!
34:04Which guys?
34:05Well wait, it's okay!
34:06Come on, get involved with me!
34:07Well guys wait!
34:08Is this initiation?
34:09Ok!
34:10In front of me!
34:11Yeah !
34:12Go ahead!
34:13To you and you go into me!
34:14Go there like that!
34:15Yeah !
34:16And you put your finger like this!
34:17Ah!
34:18Eat yourself!
34:19Yeah !
34:20Here we go for the last strip!
34:30Left doors, I imagined something with a dance floor!
34:32Yeah disco twister!
34:33Yeah, like a bit like the 70s!
34:34And that over there is a nursery school!
34:36Ah, if there are children, you have to send Freddy!
34:38He's the kids' pro!
34:39Yes !
34:40And there's a dungeon!
34:41Come on !
34:42You will be the one to start!
34:44Ibi!
34:45Come on !
34:46Ok!
34:47I'm going to dance the disco!
34:48Here we go!
34:49Good evening !
34:50Oh fuck!
34:51Yeah !
34:52Nothing scary for André!
34:53There's only one person in a room!
34:54Ah, he was scared because he's a kind of banker!
34:56Hello Sir !
34:57What's your name?
35:02Oh lolo!
35:03Well, this start!
35:04This meeting!
35:05No !
35:06No, it's not good!
35:07Oh !
35:10Ah!
35:11Connect 4!
35:12I don't know who I bumped into, man!
35:14I am the professional of all Grenoble!
35:16It is full though!
35:17You have to take things off, right?
35:18That there!
35:19Well no, but it's the opposite!
35:20You must remove the chips before playing!
35:25There you go! Thank you!
35:26I've never seen two humans where the feeling is so weak!
35:29It's crazy!
35:30Ok, I'm red!
35:32It's very hard to get that in the light!
35:35You !
35:36That's young!
35:38Okay, don't answer!
35:39He seems to have more experience than the guy!
35:41He seems to have more experience than the guy!
35:42Oh, get out of here!
35:43You'll tear it off!
35:44I'll watch it in less than a minute!
35:46Okay! We have to close this!
35:48I'm starting!
35:49Ok!
35:50Come on, be smart, Yvi!
35:56Left Yvi!
35:58No, but guys, if he's playing Connect Four in a suit, he's really hot!
36:02Oh no!
36:04But guys, he's the French champion!
36:06You don't know?
36:07I saw all of this guy's games!
36:09Is it true or not?
36:10Yeah !
36:11Fuprult is his name!
36:16Fivik guys!
36:29Ah bastard!
36:30Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!
36:33Damn! I was one pawn away!
36:35Fuck!
36:36Ah brother he won tournaments and tournaments!
36:37Oh yeah, it's the end of school, man!
36:39Don't you want to get your revenge?
36:40Oh !
36:41Come on, get some diamonds!
36:42Return the diamond!
36:43Return the diamond!
36:44Come on! Don't give up!
36:45You give up too quickly!
36:46You seed! You end up diamond!
36:47Not twice!
36:48Not twice in a row!
36:50Shall I start?
36:51He invites Yviq to start the game
36:53which apparently is a huge disadvantage in Connect 4!
36:55Guys, if Yviq wins there, he becomes a castle in France!
36:58Go fuck him there!
37:01Yviq destabilizes him with trash talk!
37:05You're useless!
37:07So !
37:08So !
37:10Yeah, that's good, Yviq, that's good!
37:12Alright !
37:13It's Yviq!
37:15Yeah, that's it!
37:16The little one tickles there!
37:17Alright !
37:18Make a joke about his haircut Yviq!
37:21He has more than me!
37:22Oh yes !
37:24Yviq if you win this game you are champion of France!
37:27I know it!
37:28I know it!
37:29That's why I'm very meticulous!
37:30Very thorough!
37:41But how did he see that?
37:42I mean he had 3 of the same color!
37:43Perfectly aligned!
37:44He did the same thing in 2007!
37:45No, no, no!
37:55But it's hard!
37:58Don't give up!
37:59Go back Yviq!
38:00Go back Yviq!
38:01Go back there very quickly Yviq!
38:02Don't let go of Yviq!
38:03You can't let go of this guy!
38:04Come on, come on!
38:05Don't give up!
38:06You won't get me 3 times!
38:14You're useless!
38:16Come on, it's fine, go ahead!
38:17I'm tired of being humiliated!
38:18Come on, I'm going guys!
38:19Come on, I'm going guys!
38:20Go ahead, I'm shit!
38:21Where are you, where is the hot stuff?
38:22Where are you, where is the hot stuff?
38:23Go! Go! Go !
38:24Hello Sir !
38:25Ha ha! Huge!
38:27Well then me already,
38:28little tie and all that,
38:29It doesn't impress me!
38:30So you already take your yellow token,
38:31we speak informally,
38:32That's already clear!
38:33Hop there I start in the middle!
38:34What are you going to do?
38:35Guys, he's a yellow one!
38:36Oh yeah, I can't do anything!
38:37Not impressive!
38:38Come on, hop there!
38:39In fact I think he literally knows
38:40all the possibilities of diagrams!
38:41Oh yes of course of course!
38:44But no !
38:46I failed!
38:47Yeah, well I get it!
38:49Actually, you just have to do that!
38:50Come on, weigh it there!
38:51It's good !
38:52Theo on the left!
38:53Left! Left! Left! Theo!
38:54Don't you see, idiot!
38:55There are three yellow things in Diago!
38:56Oh yeah, well seen, damn!
38:57THANKS !
38:58I thought about it, I thought about it!
38:59She was faster than me!
39:00Second column above his yellow!
39:02Wait, wait, wait!
39:03Ah, I'm going to beat his ass!
39:05But no !
39:07Oh la la la!
39:08Very bearable!
39:10Well no, Theo!
39:11He made fun of you with that gesture, Théo!
39:15Oh he humiliates you!
39:16Oh no, that's not good!
39:17This is not good!
39:18Oh la la la!
39:19Ah ah!
39:20I'm starting to get caught up in the game now!
39:22Come on Theo!
39:23He just moved!
39:24Well, that's it!
39:25No, but he's having fun, look!
39:26He has a little smirk!
39:28You know how to do your job, right?
39:31Oh yeah, well no!
39:32But now I'm dead guys!
39:33It's good! It's finished!
39:34Offer to fix it with your bare hands!
39:36This is the only way to win!
39:38Yeah!
39:39What ?
39:40Oh yes, he comes in too!
39:42Oh yes, there are both!
39:43Oh la la!
39:44My God !
39:45Oh la la!
39:46Thank you sir!
39:47Well done Theo!
39:48You managed to take the power!
39:50Ladies and gentlemen, it's a great moment because season 2 of Freddy with the kids has just been released!
39:55Come on, let's go see the children!
39:57Freddy and the children!
39:58Freddy and the children!
39:59Freddy and the children!
40:00Episode 2!
40:03Come in!
40:05Oh, a class!
40:06Yes, of course!
40:07Oh no they all vote better than me I was bad at school!
40:11Hello, sorry I'm obviously late!
40:13So we're late?
40:14Ah, I suspected that!
40:15Well, what about the punishment on the board?
40:16Oh no the invitation!
40:18Oh no, I'm going to eat some candy!
40:20Take some chalk to the board, I don't have any more room anyway!
40:22Ouch ouch ouch she speaks loudly too sorry!
40:24So what should I do, should I learn with chalk or should I read?
40:26We have a chalk and solve the problem!
40:27Ouch ouch oh no I'm bad at math!
40:28It's not my problem!
40:30Ah, but great proof!
40:31Yvic rents a recording studio located on the 6th floor for €450 per 3-hour session!
40:38It's super expensive!
40:39It's a good quality studio though!
40:40He estimates that reciting 4 bars takes him 30 seconds!
40:44Freddy is overwhelmed!
40:45Wow, this is going too fast!
40:46Wait !
40:47Oh yeah, the stress!
40:48His verse contains 24 bars
40:50You're going to help me, right?
40:51He wants to scratch a kid's answer!
40:52The sound engineer charges €10 more for every 15 minutes of mixing.
40:55Knowing that mixing takes exactly double the total time spent recording the play and brake!
40:59What will be the total price paid for this session?
41:03And you have 3 minutes!
41:05Oh yeah, the stress!
41:07It brings him back to school!
41:08Above all, he didn't go further than that class!
41:10Go Freddy!
41:11Big brain!
41:12It is located on the 6th floor!
41:1315th!
41:14Ah OK !
41:15He noted the only tax that is useless!
41:16He rated it 6!
41:17€450 for 3 hours!
41:19That's 450 x 3!
41:20Lalalalalala!
41:21Ah, but you're talking to me in my head!
41:23Go Freddy!
41:24Wait! 500 x 2!
41:25That makes 1000!
41:26That's 1500!
41:27Well yes it's annoying!
41:28I have to go, I'm entitled to silence!
41:29Yet it's not that complicated, eh!
41:3050 x 50!
41:31You're useless!
41:32Hello there!
41:34Harassment!
41:35You're useless!
41:36You haven't been trained on harassment!
41:39Well, I'm already repeating!
41:42Ok so 450 x 3!
41:43Well, that's something else!
41:44It's not necessary!
41:45Ah OK !
41:46We don't care about that!
41:47It’s €450 for 3 hours!
41:48Oh, I thought it was €450 per hour!
41:50Yeah but Freddy!
41:53Please !
41:54Do something!
41:55Do something!
41:56And here's another mess!
41:57Sorry, but it's also your responsibility.
41:58to make sure I'm safe when I see the painting!
42:00This is so good!
42:01Cleared !
42:02Hey, listen to me carefully!
42:03Cleared !
42:04When I go out, it's over for you!
42:08Wow!
42:09We don't threaten your comrades!
42:10Did he threaten you?
42:11After that, the students are very unruly, eh!
42:12Only 30 seconds left!
42:14But what should I answer?
42:15Minutes !
42:164 minutes and 30 seconds!
42:17We don't take the sad one into account!
42:18How much will this session cost us?
42:19It's too easy!
42:20But Freddy get out!
42:21Hey, we faced him there!
42:22Oh wow!
42:24This is a nightmare guys!
42:25Plus it's super active!
42:26That must activate a thousand things in his head!
42:28Look, he's blowing!
42:29He sincerely blows from the bottom of his heart!
42:33Rap-ti!
42:36Oh no!
42:37He's in too much pain!
42:38He's really in a bad way!
42:39Oh no!
42:40I tell you!
42:41I had a very bad time in your company!
42:43And you are all responsible!
42:44Well, we'll put the knitting on them as you want!
42:46We are in the worst class!
42:47There I'm going to tell you we're in the worst class!
42:49Yeah, well, you're the worst student!
42:52They are horrible!
42:53Hateful!
42:54Look, he has really small eyes!
42:55I'll wait for you at the exit!
42:57No, no, no!
42:58Freddy, this is going too far!
42:59I swear you're not allowed!
43:00I swear you're not allowed!
43:01I swear you're not allowed!
43:02Good, good Freddy!
43:04I got at least 60 balls of paper in the back!
43:06Remind me what the thing was?
43:07It's incomprehensible!
43:08You don't have time to think!
43:09They're all screaming!
43:10Well, I'll prove to you that it's possible!
43:12But first, what do I want Réviq to do?
43:15What's behind this, brother?
43:16Skyrim!
43:17Ah Skyrim, there's an NPC!
43:18And you're going to have to have a sword fight!
43:22Oh wow! The budget!
43:24Wow that looks delicious!
43:26Enemy on the horizon Missaillon!
43:28Who goes there?
43:29Introducing Gaspard Delabrume!
43:31Delighted !
43:32So let me explain, man, you're not going to bother me for long?
43:34Well then?
43:35Either you get out of here quickly or you'll get a taste of my cannon!
43:38Well, I'm going, bye!
43:39Be at will, sailor!
43:42Chouquet the articles!
43:43But no no no no!
43:45What ?
43:46Fuck your mother!
43:47I'll make you dance, you'll see!
43:49What ?
43:50Oh yeah?
43:51Yes !
43:52Bam!
43:53But what the hell is this?
43:54Go for it !
43:55Oh, for me, it was quiet with the children!
43:56Let piracy beat on him!
43:57What ?
43:58Touch!
43:59Avoid!
44:00But what should I do?
44:01Don't go fast!
44:02I'm going to do you on him!
44:03Everything is flowing!
44:05You said I was going to make you dance, man!
44:08But what the hell is this?
44:09Do you want to dance again?
44:10But what the hell is this?
44:11Come dance!
44:12But you're crazy!
44:13What the fuck?
44:14It hurts like crazy bro!
44:16I heard the noise!
44:17I didn't understand the point of the game!
44:19He just told me to get lost!
44:20Say you're fucked up or fuck yourself!
44:22END !
44:23A stupid rule in One Piece!
44:24Really !
44:25Why is it always me who gets the first bombastic missions?
44:27Ah! We must avoid the bullets!
44:29You just have to avoid the bullets!
44:30Ah! What are they saying?
44:31You have to go back apparently!
44:32At least that's what they say there I think!
44:33No, but why is it me who is taking the bullets?
44:35It's really hard!
44:38Enemies on the horizon!
44:40Sending !
44:41Fire at will, friends!
44:42Exterminate him!
44:43But the impacts are crazy!
44:46Make my friend dance!
44:47But man, it's not that hard to dodge!
44:49Look at !
44:50Come on, my dear!
44:51Hop there!
44:52Oh he touched it!
44:53Well then, my friend!
44:54Wattard!
44:55Go!
44:56Oh !
44:57Oh !
44:58He makes words!
45:00Let piracy beat on him!
45:03He touched it there!
45:04No !
45:05A pretty geo yeah!
45:06Sunk my friend!
45:08No !
45:09No !
45:11Oh no!
45:13Oh no!
45:15It's emic!
45:16Ah, that's hard!
45:17Hey guys!
45:18There's a world where we lose everything there, so uh...
45:20No guys guys!
45:21Not possible!
45:22Actually, it would be good to try to channel something!
45:23I think children need to...
45:24Oh yeah!
45:25Otherwise there will be several!
45:26Oh yeah!
45:27Like you calm them down, you counter them!
45:29Come on, come on, guys!
45:30Let's go Avengers style!
45:31Yeah you make the problem otherwise it's you behind!
45:33Yeah go ahead!
45:34There's a shop to prove it!
45:35Go ahead, I'll take care of the proof!
45:36There's one stall in the first row!
45:37The other one is the second row!
45:38And Freddy, you can leave with one or two at the end of the round!
45:40I have to go in there with two children!
45:41We have to end up with two children!
45:43Hop there!
45:44We go where the balls are!
45:45They won't be shot because there are kids!
45:46And we win!
45:47They are in front of me like that!
45:48That's it guys!
45:49This is the strade!
45:50When I say ciao you say kombucha!
45:51Ciao kombucha!
45:53Come on, come on!
45:54Come on, come on! Let's go!
45:55Come on, let's go!
45:56Come on, come on!
45:57Let's get started!
45:58Ok!
46:00Ah, I see quadruple!
46:02Easy, madam!
46:03Easy, madam!
46:04Okay so Squeezie is getting into graphing!
46:05He rents a thong for 360€ for 3 hours!
46:06No, I don't think so!
46:07Hop there!
46:08That's clear!
46:09Where are your notebooks?
46:10In your ass!
46:11It takes 40 seconds to paint 5 elements!
46:13Your friend Lucas looks very focused!
46:14He's out!
46:15And oh!
46:16Conflicted! Oh oh wow wow wow!
46:18My stylized animal includes 35 elements!
46:20Go ahead, shoot me!
46:21The lettering is painted twice!
46:23Ah I get everything!
46:24Each lettering has 15 elements!
46:26Hold on, I'm mean! Hold me!
46:27Ok!
46:28He does photo retouching for 12 euros per 10 minutes!
46:30Children, I have more time than me!
46:32Touch-ups take 1.5 times longer!
46:34Ah! Thank you! That's kind!
46:35Go on, Lucas! Hurry up!
46:36What will be the total price paid by Squeezie for the session?
46:40Come on! Let's let him concentrate!
46:41I have more strength than you!
46:43Ok so his stylized animal includes 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 elements!
46:46But what were you doing there again?
46:48It's quiet!
46:49Attention !
46:50Okay! 40 seconds times 7 equals 280 seconds!
46:52All-all Squeezie!
46:53No no! Aim at me!
46:54Come on! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
46:56That's 4 minutes 40 seconds!
46:58And oh! Stop!
46:59This class must be condemned!
47:00Stop children!
47:016 times 5 elements makes 6 times 40!
47:03Stop! You'll regret your genes!
47:056 times 40 seconds!
47:06Squeezie in you!
47:07Ah! Stop! Repeat them! Up there!
47:09Go on! Keep going! Shield!
47:10Shield !
47:11Child-proof shield!
47:12Retouch friend! 1.5 times more time!
47:14Don't touch my Squeezie!
47:15No no no no! Hey!
47:16Stop it!
47:17Oh no! Shit!
47:18They're fucking kidnapping kids again!
47:20What ?
47:21You stop!
47:22Stop it!
47:234 minutes plus 4 minutes 40 makes 8 minutes 40!
47:25Stop!
47:26Stop!
47:27520 seconds for 1.5!
47:29That's coming out!
47:30Come on! I'll carry it!
47:32Okay! There's flying in there anyway!
47:3430 seconds!
47:35No !
47:36Is it soft? Only 3 hours left!
47:37But I'm not listening to you, Ariana!
47:38Quick! Quick!
47:39Come on! Quick! We need the result!
47:40Stop it!
47:41Hey! Let go of me!
47:42Okay! That's it!
47:43Okay! That's it!
47:44We'll put her to it with us!
47:45Quick! Quick! Quick!
47:46Stop!
47:47Stop!
47:48Stop!
47:49Stop!
47:50Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
47:51I resign!
47:52Hello !
47:53Moussaïo!
47:54There it is!
47:55384 euros!
47:56He's got it! He's got it! He's got it! He's got it!
47:59We got it!
48:00My man! Squeezie!
48:01Come! Come! Come! Come!
48:02Where are the kids?
48:03We are lucky!
48:04Enemies on the horizon Moussaïo!
48:06Hey! We have a wife!
48:07Are you going to shoot a woman?
48:08Shoot!
48:09Shoot!
48:10Are you okay with it?
48:11You have no principles on this ship?
48:1222 oz! I don't shoot women!
48:14Guys!
48:15Prepos the highs!
48:16I'm going to get out of my ship!
48:17Before tasting my canoe!
48:18Paritier, go!
48:19Paritier, go for it!
48:20Paritier, go for it!
48:21But improve, go ahead!
48:22It will be in your school record!
48:23Okay! Do you want to dance tonight?
48:25Dance for me, Matho! Dance for me!
48:27I'll get my gold coins on top of that!
48:29So you know, being a teacher isn't very well paid!
48:31So I'm not going to give Pétain any coins!
48:33It smells like death, guys!
48:34It smells like death!
48:35I won't hold it for long! Hurry up!
48:36Come on, it's good!
48:37It's good !
48:38So, let's go!
48:39Oh! Hello! Of course!
48:40Come on !
48:41Ah there, my little shrimps!
48:42Yeah, yeah, yeah! You think we have a little!
48:43Brother, make me go smart!
48:44Hey, go ahead, shoot, shoot!
48:45So in the case!
48:47Fire !
48:48Hey, my two!
48:49Ah!
48:50Exterminate them!
48:51Stor!
48:52Let piracy beat on them!
48:53Hey, you guys are big losers!
48:55I have nothing, be there!
48:56Come on, make me dance all that!
48:58Hey, calm down!
48:59Go dance, my little girls!
49:01You're not so smart, eh!
49:04You almost touched my ass!
49:05Just a minute, just a minute, guys!
49:06We fucked you!
49:08So my little wolves, are we hiding?
49:10It's so long!
49:11Stand up, you cowards!
49:13No one lit up, we're wide open!
49:14Bunch of little losers!
49:17Guys, we suffered but you see,
49:19what to remember,
49:20It is that when we turn on our brains and our forces
49:22and we cooperate, nothing can stop us.
49:24Nor dirty, ill-bred bioches,
49:25nor pirates,
49:26badly dressed.
49:27You'll see what piracy is, my darlings!
49:30Guys, know that if we don't get through this stage,
49:32I give you !
49:33Well then, we're not going to see your little faces anymore!
49:35I will never love McWalter as much as I love him again!
49:37Released since September 12th, I'm going to get a video!
49:39Go ahead, my little sailors!
49:41If we get through this!
49:42The first thing I do is Martin McWalter!
49:44Exterminate them!
49:45Come on, first, second!
49:47Go, go, go, go!
49:49Hello!
49:50Good sailor!
49:52Yeah !
49:55Stand up, you cowards!
49:56Come on, go away now!
49:57We'll see each other again, my little darlings!
49:58Yeah, get lost!
49:59With your shortcut!
50:00Anyway, you danced well tonight!
50:02I think piracy is well and truly over!
50:04It's never finished guys!
50:06He didn't shoot because it was a woman!
50:08That makes you a misogynist!
50:10See you soon my two!
50:12See you soon my two!
50:15Guys!
50:16It's better!
50:17Guys, we won!
50:18I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted!
50:19Guys, I'm exhausted!
50:20Bravo! I'm exhausted!
50:21All you need to remember is that by cooperating, we were able to get to the end of the two hardest rooms in this game!
50:25By kidnapping people without their consent, we can achieve anything!
50:28Yeah, that's right!
50:29Gentlemen, thank you for watching this video!
50:32And thank you guys for being there!
50:33Thank you!
50:34Thank you!
50:35See you soon in other videos!
50:36And until then, you can watch Mac Walter on Pram!
50:38This is the brother's first movie!
50:39And I'll see you very soon!
50:40Bye!
50:41Bye bye!
50:42Kombucha!
50:43Bye bye!
50:44Last! Last! Last for the road!
50:45A dish!
50:46Ah!
50:47No !
50:59Beat!
51:00Last !
51:01Last !
51:01Last !
51:02Last !
51:13I'm breaking down, watching you leave, I can't drown out the sound, it echoes constantly, yeah, breaking down, I can't move on, cause I know this feeling.
51:29Don't let me go
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