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00:00Oh, I'm really thirsty.
00:02No, I was really thirsty.
00:04Ah, it's really so soft.
00:08Wow, you are the best.
00:10Hello friends and I hope you are well.
00:12New reaction video! If you have any problems
00:14You'll forget them right away! Not now
00:16Right away! Sick wind
00:18Mario Kart! Here's a quiet little stroll
00:20Here I am walking my cat.
00:22I have the right, right? I have the right to walk
00:24Oh! But yeah he didn't like the music
00:26Yeah, it's been 15 years since I quit drinking alcohol.
00:28I don't give a fuck, you see, I'm a guy.
00:30Oh my goodness! Nathan Drake found the treasure!
00:32It's here! Come on, get in your head!
00:34No, but it could have waited!
00:36What the hell is this guy doing?
00:38You can wait 30 seconds!
00:40Ah, I'm going to plug the pipes.
00:42My man! I don't give a damn!
00:44There you go! Okay!
00:46But it's copyright!
00:48Ah! I write like that on YouTube
00:50Go leave me... Prince!
00:52Prince during promotions!
00:54There he is, abusing it! There he is, hitting kids
00:56What the hell is this? Oh, okay!
00:58Balance !
01:00Balance !
01:02She's in full go-face with the Otary there!
01:04That's a go-face from Otary!
01:06Well, of course! Pizza! Well, of course, on the barbecue!
01:08Well, of course! Go ahead, keep going!
01:10Go go go go!
01:12Let's go! Let's go!
01:14Well yeah he made it fly!
01:16What is a plush toy?
01:18But yeah! Prince! Flamourous!
01:20But what the hell is that doing here?
01:22Oh my goodness...
01:24What did she want to do?
01:26But that's why North Korea wanted to separate from South Korea!
01:30Oh yes my brother you are dead!
01:32It's because of you that we got Covid!
01:34Yes yes it's obvious it's obvious he's sick!
01:36Ok!
01:38Let's go!
01:40That's a strong friendship!
01:42Strong and well-knit!
01:44But no, it's a dog!
01:45Oh, he has a fox face!
01:46Oh my goodness, Jean-Claude Renard!
01:49Wesh!
01:50No, not twerking!
01:51No! No! No!
01:52Oh cow!
01:53But what did she want to do?
01:54Oh, you're not coming, I...
01:56Oh !
01:58But wait, it's a joke!
02:00But this is a joke!
02:01He broke his ankle, sahabi!
02:03Flashback! Flashback!
02:04Wow!
02:05That's beautiful!
02:07That's beautiful!
02:08Where did he go like that?
02:09Oh ya I've been training all my life!
02:11But wait, is that a frog or what?
02:12But it looks like a swimming frog!
02:14What's wrong with you?
02:15You're my prince!
02:16Prince returns to YouTube!
02:18It's as if it didn't happen to me at all!
02:19With his big nose there!
02:21I think we didn't notice you!
02:22Fair and you're dead!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25Yeah, the little one smells!
02:26He smells like bullshit!
02:27Yeah yeah he smells like bullshit!
02:28Well yes!
02:29So !
02:30You got a bad grade?
02:31So !
02:32How many out of 20 did you get?
02:330 out of 20!
02:34Your grandmother!
02:35Ouch!
02:36Oh that hurts there!
02:37Now that's a real brick!
02:39But yeah!
02:40What is this?
02:41What is this?
02:42But it's floating normally!
02:44Normally, cats don't like water!
02:46Yeah, it looks like Mino is his family!
02:48Oh cow!
02:51A cat slide?
02:53Well, that's something we've never seen before!
02:55This is unprecedented!
02:57You got it!
02:58What's going on?
02:59But no, there is a piranha, what is it?
03:01But it's a goldfish, my brother!
03:02It looks like there's a crocodile!
03:04What the fuck!
03:05They're sick!
03:06So !
03:07Oh my goodness!
03:09Ah la...
03:10Oh yeah, that's skill!
03:12It's a Merry Christmas!
03:13Hello, it's Santa Claus!
03:15Wait, I don't understand, he...
03:16He's a mutant!
03:17It's a zombie!
03:18Where are you guys coming from?
03:19Oh my, I'm a shy guy!
03:21Yeah I'm a...
03:22Well brother!
03:23What is this madness?
03:25Ok!
03:26Why do we film the ground?
03:27I don't understand !
03:28Because there's a dancing spider!
03:31A bat?
03:32Batman?
03:33Bruce Wayne?
03:34But wait, but it's...
03:35No, but that's nonsense!
03:36Is he a short jerk?
03:37Oh yeah yeah he's just a jerk!
03:42That's in Australia!
03:43Ouch ouch ouch ouch!
03:44Here is 100% attack!
03:45Too bad 0%!
03:47Oh yeah, is there a problem with the water there?
03:49There's lots of hair everywhere!
03:51And you're morbidly obese!
03:53Starfallah I thought it was a bear!
03:56No, it's just a couple making out!
03:59They look like the O'Neills in GTA!
04:02But let me go!
04:03I'm going to start, I don't give a damn!
04:05I'm not giving up!
04:06But they're sick!
04:07But you're going to break your machines?
04:10But wait, what is it?
04:11Is he a pharaoh?
04:12What is this?
04:13Who does he think he is?
04:14Get down from there!
04:15Yeah!
04:16Hanga de ganga de ganga go!
04:18So !
04:20The jerk fucked himself!
04:22But yes!
04:23But I look like my dad when I bring the reports home!
04:26Wow!
04:27How can you dodge this?
04:28It makes no sense!
04:31Ah, mom!
04:33My royal head hurts!
04:34Oh yes !
04:35Oh yeah, machallah, you eat well!
04:36But no, it's not true!
04:37No, he stole stuff!
04:38No, it's not possible!
04:40But no, it's not possible!
04:41But it's a boudruche balloon!
04:43Oh cow!
04:45No, but no!
04:46Wait, was that guy your ex or something?
04:48Don't you like bikers?
04:49Bikers?
04:50The bike there!
04:51What is this?
04:52Wait, he made some cement?
04:54Ok!
04:55But hey cat!
04:56But bro!
04:57But I shocked you!
04:58Ok!
04:59Cirque du Soleil guys!
05:00I'm training!
05:01Oh well, keep up the training!
05:03Well, it's at this time that you come home, it's annoying!
05:05He's the one telling you that!
05:06But no !
05:07But no, it's a joke!
05:09But get the money back!
05:10But that!
05:11Oh yeah!
05:12Oh, it's going to burn, huh!
05:13What is this?
05:15Wait, I don't understand anything!
05:18Oh !
05:19It was to puncture the tires!
05:20The cop did this!
05:21He dodged the other one like crazy!
05:23Ugh!
05:24Ouch!
05:25Ok!
05:26I'm really thirsty!
05:27No, really, I was thirsty!
05:29Ah! It's really so sweet!
05:31Oh la la you are the best!
05:37But wait, she had all that in the bag!
05:39But there you go, Grandma, you messed up!
05:41But go ahead and marry her in the bag next time!
05:45But then she took the whole meal, the whole buffet, she threw it in!
05:48Salvarde, sweet meal that she has not yet remembered!
05:58I'm sick of this fucking chaaat!
06:05Come on, get up!
06:05It looks like work!
06:07What?
06:07Wait, but he honked, see?
06:08Ah, Allah, how well it begins.
06:09What's this nonsense?
06:10But that's all you deserve.
06:12Who do you think you are?
06:13Final Fantasy, or what?
06:14Okay, well done.
06:17Are you ready to skate?
06:18Oh, my goodness.
06:19Ah, there you go, on the other hand...
06:19Now I'm pissed off!
06:21Now I'm pissed off!
06:22Wait, that's a change of direction, right?
06:24Okay, wow!
06:26But where are we now?
06:28He has an Alpha Romeo?
06:29But there you go, I'm OK.
06:30I'm like you.
06:30But why did you bring him to a nightclub, to a concert?
06:35But let him live his life, M'skin, at home.
06:37What is this?
06:38What is it, cat, I want to say?
06:41No, well, there you go, I'll tell you it's better there.
06:43You're my prince, back!
06:45The return to YouTube.
06:46This is how he struggles.
06:47It's slow, eh, it's slow on YouTube.
06:50Okay, I'm too hot!
06:52Wow!
06:52He's even hotter.
06:54Wait, what is it, it's...
06:54Wow!
06:55But we don't play with food!
06:57There you go, thank you.
06:59There you go, thank you very much.
07:00There you go, but it's obvious that you drink more alcohol than water.
07:04Well, go ahead, open the fridge.
07:05Well, sure, smash the table.
07:06Yeah, listen, here you go, cow.
07:07But that doesn't make any sense.
07:09Wache, good or what, guys?
07:11There you go, wait, but you...
07:12I think it's the promotions or something?
07:14There's a war going on right now.
07:15Oh, no, what did he do?
07:17Fireworks on a lake, I have it...
07:19There you go, perfect.
07:22Perfect.
07:23Wait, didn't you just see a bride or something?
07:25But you have wings, you idiot, fly!
07:28But that's not possible.
07:30Yeah, get out of here, Allah!
07:32Yeah, that's clear.
07:34Batman making bamboo juice there.
07:36What, what's this nonsense?
07:38Go on, eat!
07:40What's in it?
07:43Oh, it's a block!
07:45But yeah, but it's a block of ice, what is that?
07:48Now that apple is so good!
07:49No, drink it, drink it!
07:50Now that's so good, drinking it!
07:51Wesh, so fresh, so beautiful!
07:53Yeah, you're bad at skill!
07:54Oh, cow!
07:54Yeah, the snake!
07:58But hey, is he sobering up or what?
07:59Is the snake coming out of its night boot or something?
08:01He's fucking annoying!
08:03A real cobra!
08:05Okay, left, right!
08:06Ah, he hurt his wrist!
08:08But the cat is cubic!
08:10Is this normal, rubbing it like that?
08:12But hey, what the hell is he doing here?
08:16But what the hell is he doing in a machine?
08:17But wait, what's wrong with you?
08:19Okay, I'm one!
08:21I'm not, I'm not here!
08:23Wow!
08:25But wow, incredible!
08:27Well done, huh!
08:28That's a good move!
08:29Oh, the end of the evening!
08:31I'm going to smash everything, I don't give a damn!
08:33I'm coming !
08:34Ah, it's Serge!
08:35Serge, the comedian, he's always late!
08:38A 38 ton, normal!
08:40Where is he going like that?
08:41Oh, Stephen King!
08:43But yeah!
08:46Ah, khaaaaan!
08:47Hello, I'm a lizard!
08:50No, I'm a gecko!
08:51Yeah, it's okay, are you okay?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine, yeah!
08:53Wait, he was getting to know Zama!
08:55So, I'm bored with life!
08:56Ah, there you go, that woke you up!
08:57No, but he looked a little sleepy, that's why too!
08:59Okay, go ahead, what do I do with this branch?
09:00There you go, I'm fed up with moving everyone!
09:03Oh, cool straws!
09:05Ah, well done!
09:06No, it's pretty!
09:07It's pretty!
09:08Wrestling is bad!
09:09There you go, Triple H!
09:10Ah, Triple H!
09:11Ah, fucking shit!
09:14Yeah!
09:15Oh my!
09:17No, no, no, no, no, no!
09:19But whoosh, the windshield wiper has stopped working!
09:22No, but it's a joke!
09:24But wait, but he's missing some stuff, right?
09:26But they are...
09:27Hey, no chocolate, yeah!
09:28But he's missing some things!
09:30Spaghetti, choya!
09:32It is...
09:32Oh my god, 3 o'clock in the...
09:33But the cat has overdone it!
09:35What is this?
09:37Is that a wild boar?
09:38Is that a wild pig?
09:40But what is this surreal scene?
09:41We're in Russia!
09:43Oh, we're in Russia, for sure!
09:44Yeah, it's...
09:45That's stamped!
09:48Ok!
09:49Pop, smoke!
09:50Yeah yeah !
09:51Ok!
09:52Yeah, yeah!
09:53Ok!
09:54Chua, man, great!
09:54Come on, get out of here, Allah!
09:56Yeah!
09:59Ok!
09:59He doesn't sleep!
10:00But wait, you're the one who put your master to sleep?
10:01I don't understand!
10:03Go ahead, washing machine!
10:04That's the basics when you're a student!
10:06But starf, Allah!
10:07But what are you doing in there?
10:08But get out of there!
10:09But it's not going well!
10:10Come on !
10:11Where is he there?
10:12You can't rent there!
10:13No, but he committed suicide!
10:14He's not gone!
10:16Go ahead!
10:17Oh, well done!
10:18Okay, okay, it's a game of cards!
10:22Okay, there's a guy, there's a guy who's going to lose it!
10:23I was sure of it, I have it!
10:24I've had it up to here !
10:25Every time I have...
10:25But he didn't ask for anything, what's wrong with the guy!
10:27Come on, run, run, run, run!
10:29Bobby, run!
10:29I've got it, I've got it, Bobby, I've got it!
10:30I got it, Bobby, I got it!
10:32You've got us there, that's...
10:33Oh !
10:35Ah, no, well, that was good, that was a good try!
10:36Allah!
10:37But it's just water, coué!
10:38Ah, okay, ok!
10:40Wait, you have a child!
10:41You're still a child!
10:42Ok!
10:45But wait, is that the parent, or what?
10:48But hey, what the hell is this?
10:50No !
10:51No, I refuse to be locked up!
10:52I refuse to go to HAP!
10:53I've had it up to here !
10:54Okay, skate!
10:55The beginnings, okay!
10:57Skateboarding, always the beginnings!
10:59Okay, we have to...
11:00Yeah, at some point, you might have to give up skateboarding, eh!
11:03After all, I'm not a pro, eh!
11:05But there you go!
11:06Meow!
11:08Oh yeah, we're not at the dentist's, no!
11:10Don't overdo it!
11:11Okay, man, tickets are simple!
11:13A tail, a ball, and pop!
11:16Great!
11:16There you go, perfect!
11:18Come on, come on!
11:19Catch the bubble!
11:19Catch the bubble!
11:20Caught !
11:21But, yeah, what were you doing? Doing kung fu or something?
11:22Oh my, he put it in there!
11:24What's this animal's name, guys?
11:25Go on, go on, go on, come on!
11:27Come, come, come this animal, go!
11:28You didn't serve!
11:29You didn't serve!
11:31Watch out, guys!
11:32It's coming strong, huh!
11:33There, it's coming strong, eh!
11:35Oh no, it doesn't happen very well!
11:36But he put it...
11:37Oh yeah, the wheelbarrow flew!
11:39But yeah, but it's...
11:40Phew!
11:41But what kind of experience is that?
11:42It's a cucumber!
11:43It's a...
11:44Oh cow!
11:45Okay, okay!
11:46Right next door, oh how perfect!
11:48This is a cherry liqueur, look!
11:49Do you drink that?
11:50You're in Nirvana, my living room!
11:51You're in Nirvana!
11:53Yeah!
11:54Ok!
11:55It's going to be awesome guys!
11:56Fork !
11:57Let's go!
11:58Well, yes, well, brother, at some point...
11:59Okay...
12:01Okay...
12:02Well done!
12:03It's perfect!
12:03Go to the emergency room!
12:05Wait, is that a two-headed chicken?
12:06Oh no, it's his butt!
12:08But after a while, you thought it was his second head!
12:09But am I drunk this morning, or what?
12:10Or how does it happen?
12:11Why not ?
12:12Why not a mattress?
12:13It's a mattress, isn't it?
12:14What a messi!
12:15What kind of mattress are you using if you do that?
12:17The Princess and the Frogs!
12:18So !
12:19You didn't like the story!
12:20But yeah!
12:21But it spread!
12:22Yeah!
12:23Ok!
12:243, 2, 1!
12:25He got my skins smoked!
12:27Tell me what was in the ventilation!
12:29Belyat!
12:30Souka!
12:30Belyat!
12:31He's a pigeon, brother!
12:32Easy, it's not a bomb either!
12:33Wesh!
12:35Why did he suddenly get angry?
12:37Oh yeah, school buses in Russia aren't like internships!
12:39Even the cat is shocked!
12:41It's climbing!
12:43Well done!
12:44Very nice demonstration!
12:45I'm buying!
12:46Okay, the dog is living his best life!
12:48Why not, really?
12:49There you go, why not, his ears are sticking out!
12:51There you go, he's not reassured!
12:51What's going on?
12:52Madam ?
12:53Madam, you have to get down!
12:54But gently!
12:55But gently!
12:55But I didn't say it like that!
12:57I didn't say it like that!
12:59Yeah ?
12:59Where are we? Are we in China?
13:00In Japan!
13:01This is Japan!
13:02Oh dear, cats, they don't respect anything over there!
13:03They actually have bars in Japan!
13:05This is crazy!
13:07Double flip!
13:08But we can't see anything!
13:08Every time he comes up with his head!
13:10Fossil!
13:12Oh well, yeah, there's a fossil!
13:13Glass pit, especially, you didn't see that one!
13:15Yeah !
13:17Yeah!
13:18Ok!
13:19What did she do?
13:20I didn't understand !
13:21She typed quick, why?
13:22Oh, I'm shocked, what!
13:24Ah, there he is!
13:25It's happening!
13:25Oh dear, he came in like Batman, that madman!
13:28Ok!
13:28Yeah, well yeah, you're so drunk
13:30that you didn't even realize that you were missing a friend!
13:32That's the advantage of alcohol, Roya!
13:33You don't give a damn!
13:35Wow!
13:36Oh yeah!
13:36Hey!
13:37It gives a nice effect!
13:38He caught him!
13:38Well done!
13:39You're right!
13:40Hands off my friend!
13:41The most important thing is the phone!
13:43Uh, gentlemen?
13:44But...
13:44But yes!
13:45But wait, he's a pimp!
13:47He left with the normal agent!
13:48We f...
13:49So that's it, the...
13:51The Loch Ness Monster?
13:53Oh yeah, okay!
13:55Wow!
13:55Well done!
13:56You forgot something!
13:57You forgot something!
13:58Ah, there you go!
13:59There, it's better there!
14:00Little bubbles, there you go!
14:02So, the clothing style is questionable!
14:05Really, it is very doubtful!
14:06So, the boxing style, even more, eh!
14:09Ok!
14:09But yeah, I want to drink!
14:11I'm thirsty!
14:12She's sick!
14:14Go ahead!
14:14Well, I told you!
14:16The toilets don't hold up!
14:17Ok!
14:19Yeah!
14:20Hot cheese, man!
14:21I don't understand what you're saying!
14:22But go ahead, it looks super interesting!
14:24Go ahead!
14:25Don't worry, Allah!
14:26All the cheese!
14:27So !
14:28Grandma!
14:29Grandma, can!
14:30There you go, you've overdone it on the aperitif again, Grandma!
14:32Please use the other...
14:33Ah, you have to use the other window!
14:34All right !
14:35Ok!
14:36And what's in the other window?
14:38But there's someone there, hello!
14:39But there's a cat!
14:41But this is a joke!
14:42There you go, that's a joke!
14:43I want to talk to a cat!
14:44I don't know how to talk about the cat!
14:47Wohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
14:49but Téma Bob Marley brother
14:51it rocks now
14:52rock metal
14:54but there is a dog
14:56waiting
15:01who is the cat
15:02who is the toad
15:04So gentlemen
15:05small, quiet pedicure, manicure
15:07here it is perfect
15:09a fresh little manicure
15:10yeah to go pick up chicks
15:12Yeah
15:13don't worry
15:14you're going to be handsome
15:14my bastard
15:15Watch out, it's going to capsize, it's sure, it's going to capsize
15:18But no, it can't capsize.
15:21A boat like that, yeah, they're the ones who capsized.
15:25I was thinking well
15:25Roya, Kung-Fu, the beginning
15:28What the hell?
15:30Oh, this is serious.
15:31But you're my prince, do you think we didn't recognize you?
15:34You think we don't have you, you alcoholic, go
15:37Okay, okay, a watering can
15:39Nothing more normal, what's in it?
15:42But there is a frog
15:44Yeah, the 50th birthday, well yeah, we'll remember it well.
15:48But you're mine, mochar
15:49Oh my, Wolfgang Abadis, mochar
15:52Oh no, there is, well AI, that's AI
15:55Water on the wrist, what's this crazy thing about?
15:57What is he praying for?
15:58But brother, it's a religion, what is that, the aura?
16:00Okay, he has a watermelon in his hand.
16:03Oh yeah, he's angry.
16:04Ah, don't upset him, if you bring home a bad grade, you lose everything.
16:08You lose your life
16:09This is a joke
16:10No, no, no, but it will come off
16:12It'll come off, believe me
16:15But what is this madness?
16:18Put the cats on me
16:19Meow, yourself, yeah
16:21You love me Louis Jim's skin
16:23Since Mario cheated on him with Princess Peach
16:25Wallah, he's been drinking, m'skin
16:27Put your nose in me
16:28Come on, this isn't a Squid Game challenge, sir.
16:32Stop this right now
16:34What is he doing to us?
16:36What is he doing to us?
16:38Okay, okay
16:39Maybe we'll discover a bear?
16:40A bear
16:41But yeah!
16:42So, Layz, what does it taste like?
16:45Wesh, wesh, but you're wrong with the size of the ray
16:47They really want to kill younger people
16:49Oh yeah, well yes
16:50Oh, that's too much
16:51Okay, with a cracker
16:54We play guitar
16:55To crack every minute in Serbia
16:57Go ahead, go!
16:58Go for it, my champion.
16:59Go for it, my champion, now!
17:02Your grandmother
17:03Oh, you kept us in suspense about that.
17:04Wow
17:06Wait, is that an AI or?
17:08No, because now we don't know what to believe anymore.
17:10We don't know if it's an AI or it's a real thing.
17:11Attention, attention to the head
17:13The cat
17:14THE
17:15Do you think it does massages or what?
17:21But you, you're stupid, you
17:22But yeah, so you don't understand
17:24Don't you have a pain sensor or something in your head?
17:27Guess which ring is out of tune
17:29Well, all the
17:30TING
17:31Oh yeah, well that one is white.
17:33This one is out of tune.
17:34Oh, he should insult me in Indian
17:36This is crazy
17:36Ok
17:37It's a cat, for sure, it's a cat
17:38It's definitely a cat
17:40Wesh
17:41But what is this?
17:42How are you
17:43Peppa Pig?
17:45Yeah, the hell off
17:46Well, yeah
17:46Wait, is that his daughter's stuffed animal or something?
17:50Well, he didn't say thank you, you
17:51You're bad at go-fast, Roya
17:54Preparing the go-fast
17:55You're hurting the cat that closes the trunk
17:57Ah, minein
17:59Come on, what's a milkshake?
18:02Do you have ice cream?
18:03Wait, does the machine have diarrhea or something?
18:05What is this?
18:06It doesn't make you want to
18:07Wesh
18:08The dog go-fast
18:09She looks stoned
18:12What is she doing?
18:15But is it a fire extinguisher or is it a water dispenser?
18:17What is this madness?
18:18Ah, we have to stop, sir.
18:19Sir
18:20Oh cow
18:21What did he do?
18:23What did he open?
18:24What did you open?
18:25A bag of chips?
18:26It's a Doritos
18:27Wow, wow, wow, wow
18:28Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide
18:29Wesh
18:30But there are too many things in the video that are wrong, there
18:32Yeah
18:33Okay, wait, but is that a firefighter cat?
18:35Oh there, it's stuck
18:35Oh, fuck
18:38Wait, but this is a joke.
18:41They are carrying a car
18:43But this is a joke
18:45But call him blessed
18:46Call a repairman
18:47I don't know, do something.
18:47You're hurting the cat, even he's shocked
18:49Secret hiding place
18:51Secret hiding place
18:53No way
18:55Ah, not at all, no.
18:56But what is it, it's the...
18:59But it's Ursaf who arrives
19:00Wow, that's Ursaf
19:01It's Ursaf
19:02Wow, that's a cat
19:03So, what are you filming now?
19:06Ah, he's filming his friend who couldn't come.
19:08He gives her the concert
19:09Nickel, that's a friendship, that
19:11That's friendship, buddy.
19:13Prince who clings to life
19:18It's beautiful, huh?
19:20But it's hopeless, somewhere
19:21Wow, go on surfers, go on
19:23There are a few too many surfers per square meter there.
19:24I feel like it, don't I?
19:25There's a shark, he comes, he makes a skewer
19:27Wow, he's having a blast!
19:28He is enjoying himself
19:29Wow, she looks depressed about life.
19:31A stone on his head
19:33But don't you see that she's quite depressed?
19:34Like Epsom, Skina
19:35A second one, well, go ahead.
19:37Well, go ahead, fuck that.
19:38Epsom
19:39It's a printer, that
19:40Yeah, I would have done the same thing.
19:43I've had it up to here
19:43Oh my, I'm fed up too
19:44Wow, I don't like your kangaroo.
19:46Skina, the kangaroo is drunk
19:48Never bring my dad to a party
19:50For what ?
19:52Your dad seems cool.
19:53Oh my, he looks cool
19:54Ah, yeah, it's complicated, Wad.
19:57No, I understand.
19:59I understand
19:59Wow, wow, wow, wow
20:00But you want to create electricity, or what?
20:02Your mother!
20:05There you go, no, but in my opinion, it must be said.
20:07We play hide and seek
20:09Shall we play hide and seek, guys?
20:10There, it's a real pain, there
20:12Oh my, it's breaking
20:13SO
20:14Is it all about boyar children?
20:16It's true that he's strong, but
20:17Me, there's the bee, wow, I'm leaving
20:19No, the bag
20:23But wow, I don't give myself any to eat
20:24Salam alaikum warahmatullahi
20:26Barakatuh, that there is
20:27It's okay, lie down, alhamdoulilah
20:28You're dead, wow
20:30It's a drive-by
20:31Wow, what the hell is this?
20:33I am hidden
20:35Wow, you can't see me.
20:36I'm a fucking ghost
20:38Hi, how are you?
20:42Wait, there's a car riding a two-wheeler behind you.
20:43Yeah, you were interesting, but there was something more
20:46But yeah, but wow, he doesn't understand the principle of gravity or anything.
20:50I'm leaving
20:51Go on, jump, jump, jump, jump
20:53Jump
20:54But wow, he's a man?
20:55But what is this madness?
20:57Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
20:58But you have nerves too, cats, you are super nervous every time
21:01You make bombs for...
21:02Wow, man, that's powerful though.
21:03Wow, that's eye-popping, wow, what's that?
21:06Wow, I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it!
21:09Gage, he is still...
21:10Get these kids off my property
21:12No, wow, I'm not giving anything away.
21:14You come and ring my doorbell, I won't give anything
21:16With a Fortnite dance
21:17Get out of here, you crazy person, whoa
21:18Wow, I knew you were here.
21:20I've been looking for you for ages
21:22Bunch of cats, wow
21:22This can't be real
21:24Well yes, yet, it is, really it is
21:26So, I'm not an electrician, but this looks dangerous.
21:29It really looks dangerous
21:32The installation is not up to standard.
21:34The chamskin, he is depressed, he just wanted to sleep
21:36They brought brother, they played ping-pong, beer
21:39You have to call the mechanic, when it's like this, you have to call the mechanic
21:42Put me
21:43Wow, Steve
21:44He made her head spin, rust
21:46You're in trouble, cartoon brutality, what's this nonsense?
21:49You're in trouble, cat.
21:50Come on, next one
21:52Circumcision
21:53Obligatory for everyone
21:55I won't cut this gag anymore.
21:56Hey, come here, come here, come here
21:58You get out
21:58There, it's not your turn
22:00It's not your turn
22:02But he's doing it again
22:03But yes
22:08Wow, Tom Cruise
22:10Wow, Tom Cruise, he's going to pay for an impossible mission.
22:13It's crazy
22:13Cucu you
22:14Oh, come on!
22:16Hey, it'll take some joking.
22:18Coca goes
22:19Oh my goodness
22:20Oh well yeah
22:21A truly unforgettable memory
22:23Thema
22:24But don't come with beer in your blood too.
22:26No, but that's excessive, the gastronomic stuff there.
22:30So
22:30That
22:31450 euros
22:33So
22:33Are you eating well?
22:34Yes
22:35Are you still hungry?
22:36Yes
22:36You're always hungry
22:37It's a scam
22:38Okay, well, that's fine.
22:40He's good, he's still well stocked
22:41Yeah, it's not bad.
22:42Hamar
22:43He is stupid
22:44He fucked everything up
22:44He fucked everything up
22:45Come on, a little gymnastics
22:46It's always a pleasure, guys.
22:47Wata
22:48Oh cow
22:49My knee hurt, he went on vacation
22:50No, no, no, no
22:51I told you so
22:52When I say no, it's no.
22:53Shit then
22:54Okay, okay
22:56Wesh
22:56A good blue handyman
22:58Well wait, but why did he hit his friend?
23:00He turned off the TV
23:00But say it if you want to change
23:02I'll give you the remote control right away.
23:04There you go, the party is over.
23:06I've had it up to here
23:06The party is over
23:08I said, okay
23:09I'm fed up
23:11There you go, he thinks he's a wrestler.
23:123, 2, 1
23:14Wow
23:16How did he dodge that?
23:17But incredible
23:18What did they do?
23:19What did we do about it?
23:20So where are we now?
23:21Well, he's good anyway.
23:22He is in the middle of the sea
23:23Oh my goodness
23:24Are you in bad shape, raccoon?
23:26But whoa, is he on a 3rd year internship or what?
23:28Is he on a work experience placement?
23:29But you're dead
23:29Yes, he's not giving up.
23:30But still, the scooter at home
23:34Normal
23:34But did you think you were speeding?
23:36Did you think you were an anime?
23:37Who do you think you are?
23:39Okay guys.
23:39The Dumb Bait
23:40Are you hot?
23:42Dedication to Ubisoft
23:43Let's go
23:44Let's go
23:45Well, yeah, you got the bait, you idiot.
23:46It's not for nothing
23:47Okay, okay, okay, okay
23:49Michael Jordan
23:50Who trains against chairs
23:51Oh la, what the hell is this?
23:53Brunches
23:54Oh my, what is this?
23:55But it's abused
23:56Wait, you're shopping for pigeons?
23:58Or with the pigeons?
24:00I don't understand there
24:00But oh my, he actually scanned them.
24:03He gave it a good slap in the face
24:05Come on, throw it at me.
24:06Wow
24:07But what is it?
24:09Is this a new sport?
24:10But what is it?
24:11Is this a new sport in Russia or what?
24:13Oh la, guys, I'll leave you
24:14I'm going to give them a little nap.
24:15I'm busted guys
24:17This is the number of dogs I have ken
24:19Oh the CLM
24:19There you go, good luck, we'll see you tomorrow.
24:21Well, we have fun as best we can in a hospital, it's not easy.
24:25Strength to you, people who are in the hospital
24:27Okay, okay, okay, okay
24:31You lost everything, well done
24:31No, it's beautiful
24:32You share, you share with nature, it's good
24:34So
24:35And he goes to the end of his energy, it's beautiful
24:38It's beautiful
24:39Well done
24:40Takeoff at 3, 2, 1
24:42Let's go
24:43Ah, it's a mini-cannon
24:47He left the powder aside, he's crazy
24:50Okay, maybe it's a pigeon.
24:53But I have mescles
24:54Oh yeah, man.
24:55These are noodles, what are they?
24:57I never eat that
24:58It doesn't look appetizing
25:00What is this?
25:03But wait, but it's...
25:04Ah, they're helmets.
25:05Yeah, the DJ, he's well equipped
25:06Yeah, yeah
25:08Okay, wow
25:11Ah, well yes, well yes, well yes, well yes
25:13No, no, no, don't hit me.
25:15No, no
25:16But who are you hitting against?
25:19But he's an actor, he's a capture
25:20Come on, get out of here.
25:20This is his mother, she has...
25:23This is what happens when I get pissed off
25:24I'm angry, I'm annoying
25:26Hop there
25:26But there is nothing right in this sequence
25:28But why?
25:31But yeah, is he a screamer or what?
25:33I'm too hot
25:34I'm too hot
25:34Wallah, I'm too hot
25:35Téma, the dance step
25:36Téma, the flexibility of the ankles to dress
25:39Yeah, oh, amazing
25:40But wait, but...
25:42But the pants, they're too small, aren't they?
25:44No, the jogging pants are too small, brother.
25:45And no, they are in denial, it's incredible
25:47SO...
25:49Yeah, it was necessary...
25:50No, that's how we...
25:51Wesh, he didn't let go
25:53Tema, the tiger
25:54Is she telling him a story?
25:56But he doesn't give a damn
25:57M'skin, Téma, he's depressed, M'skin, in a zoo
26:00Ah, well, zoos
26:01What ?
26:03You...
26:04What language do you speak, gentlemen?
26:06I didn't understand
26:06Téma, do you want to have sex?
26:08Wallah, Téma, he flipped it like a pancake
26:10Tema, in every sense
26:11He's right
26:11Wallah, he's right
26:12But madam
26:14But there you go, but I am shocked
26:16Ah!
26:17But I'm like you
26:18Tema!
26:19Hey, it looks like the dog in Far Cry.
26:21But incredible!
26:23Tema the return
26:23Salam!
26:24How are you?
26:25Oh yeah, it's for squeezing oranges.
26:29It's a machine for squeezing oranges
26:30That's right
26:31But where are we?
26:33But this is Red Dead Redemption, what is it?
26:35Is this the new DLC?
26:37Damn, I missed that one.
26:39Yeah, it's well done.
26:40Honestly, it's well done.
26:41Go ahead, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
26:44Richard Sam, go ahead, Richard Sam
26:45But you have to stop at some point, my face.
26:47No, don't shoot.
26:48Oh, the actress
26:52There, on the other hand, it's a real pain
26:54Attention !
26:55I had you covered, my boy.
26:56What's up?
26:58What's underneath?
26:58What's underneath?
26:59Surprise !
27:00She's your mother!
27:02Oh no!
27:02A sink?
27:04But is this a joke?
27:06Téma, who do you think you are?
27:07For a bat or something?
27:08Ah, I haven't seen it.
27:09He is on another dog
27:10But yeah, that's the short ladder
27:12Well done
27:12No, it's beautiful
27:13Oh, now I'm going to pretend to faint.
27:16Be careful, everything falls down
27:17Oh, there, on the other hand
27:18Well, it's okay, it's holding up.
27:20Well yes, at least it introduces you, that's good.
27:22Téma, the cat on the heater
27:24Oh, there, a heater
27:25But what is this?
27:26Come down!
27:28But, oh, he's not giving up.
27:29No, no, no
27:31But, ah, man, but he's stupid, him
27:32Yeah, yeah
27:35Okay, okay
27:36Yeah, yeah
27:36What his mother returned
27:38Good morning
27:39Was that the poop?
27:40Thank you, it's my turn
27:41Ah, there, there
27:42Wesh
27:43He dropped a log
27:44Ok
27:46What to eat?
27:48Oh, there, he didn't want, he didn't want us to eat
27:50But what is this?
27:52But where are we?
27:52We're in a black hole, where are we now?
27:54But, oh, come on, we're in Star Citizen, what's this?
27:57Yeah, the duck, he has
27:58But the duck is on a jetpack.
28:00But, yeah, but it's going to take off there.
28:02But it's incredible
28:03That's Transformer, that
28:07It's Transformer
28:08Ah, that's not it
28:09Ah, it's not the same.
28:10Well, really, it's not the same.
28:12But Théma, he activates the boost
28:14He activated the boost
28:16Now he's a sick man
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