00:00The Marriage Practical, the part of our high school's curriculum that I can only describe as bananas is about to begin.
00:09Without any of our say, the school pairs us up and makes us live together as a mock married couple.
00:15Everyone in our class is freaking out about it, but I've got more important things to worry about.
00:21I'm so freaking close. Just a little bit more and the princess is all mine.
00:28Do it for Chloris. Do it for Chloris! Hell yeah!
00:35Enjoy that 2D bliss while you can, Jiro. I wish I could still get my rocks off to a pixelated princess.
00:41My rocks are on, dude. And the crappy art lets the mind roam free.
00:46Look! Roto Saga 7 just dropped and all of its double Ds are in 3D now. Observe! Princess Chloris in her multi-dimensional glory!
00:55Whoopty-freaking-do. I just prefer the simple innocence of her OG model.
01:00I guess it does make it easier to imagine things. But you can't romance the heroine in the OG, right?
01:07You dweebs!
01:09Huh?
01:11We're trying to walk here.
01:13Uh...
01:21Anything for the beautiful, sweet-smelling goddess Akari Watanabe.
01:25She's a dime piece.
01:26I hate girls who talk like they're on a teen drama. And ones that show too much skin. How she treats us cements my desire to stay as far away as possible from her type.
01:34Hey, Minami!
01:46How'd it go?
01:48Minami Tenjin.
01:49One look at him and I'm blinded by his otherworldly coolness factor!
01:53I don't swing that way, but this guy is the total package.
01:56For shadow dwellers like us, there's nothing viler than a chat-type tool bag.
02:00Yeah, but they should! Because you're like the coolest ever.
02:04You think so? You're too sweet.
02:09Well, the chick ain't subtle. From heartbeat to heartache in seconds.
02:14Aw, crap. I'll be back for you soon, sweet Chloris.
02:18I'll be back for you soon, sweet Chloris.
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