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A playful romance unfolds on the waves, where love sets sail in unexpected ways.
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00:01I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday.
00:11Being the CEO of the biggest boat building company in the world is hard.
00:19Welcome aboard, the Miss Emily.
00:21The finest yacht this side of the Atlantic.
00:24Spend the weekend with me on my own.
00:30I have never met anyone like you before.
00:38Everything about you excites me.
00:50Cassie, meet our CEO, Mario Bonacorsi.
00:55Mario is my husband.
01:00What the fuck?
01:01I don't care if she's a two or a ten.
01:03Fucking get rid of her.
01:04Grace, get out.
01:06You're fired.
01:07I love you, Cassie.
01:09Allen, another Bahama mama, please.
01:14You're out of rum!
01:15Helen another Bahama mama please you're out of rum there's no way it's true nope you finished
01:37the bottle you drink too much I'm blowing off some steam uh being the CEO of the biggest
01:44boat building company in the world is hard you're sucking the minibar dry you sound like grace
01:51really Mario another blown sale it's pennies to us we'll be fine fuck we will I'd rather die
02:09than fall into the middle class maybe if you didn't spend so much money we'd be in better
02:14shape look I hired a new designer she's young we need fresh ideas people love my designs
02:22she starts next week
02:24I'm gonna go grab a drink
02:31this is Mario get your ass back to the office hi grace I'm doing so well thank you for asking
02:57I mean it Mario yeah I'm in the middle of a mimosa I can't well we have a meeting with
03:03Prince Fizzlebottom we need to prep no I'm not doing that why the hell not I asked you to give
03:08me the weekend give me that I could give a fuck about your little weekend excursion
03:12yeah and that's the problem you don't care about me our marriage is a sham we're not in love love
03:18don't talk to me about love you plus me equals yacht money period look I'm no value to this company
03:26if I'm this burned out I will talk to you on Monday
03:29I've always loved yachts the sea the sound of the waves the fish swimming alongside the boat
03:46it brings me this calmness you know yeah I like to make waves with you
03:53what now yeah take that poop deck to pound town
03:58oh fuck's sake oh actually uh hold that thought captain's gotta go drain the main barge don't miss me
04:07too hard
04:14I have eyes you know yeah but you also have a six-pack
04:34you also have a six-pack can't blame a girl for staring
04:39I'm Mario
04:45Cassie
04:47hey asshole stop talking to my girl I'll knock your teeth out I'm not your girl I literally
05:05met you five minutes ago it's not what your inner thighs were telling me oh what are you gonna do
05:13about a tough guy
05:15oh
05:16damn
05:18nice knockout
05:20look
05:21I don't have time for romance
05:25I'm just here for the weekend before I start my big girl job on Monday
05:29hmm
05:30I'm not asking you to fall in love
05:33spend the weekend with me on my yacht
05:36come on
05:38come on
05:39you had me at yacht
05:43listen here jackass
05:46you cannot do that to me
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06:36on her please I'm staying out of this
06:56Wow women of the night just like
07:01professionals in these days I'm not a prostitute where the hell am I you are sitting on the
07:11Miss Emily finance yacht this side of the Atlantic well fuck I'm underdressed I brought you here after
07:19that dipshit at the bar knocked you out oh thanks I guess I better get going stay for breakfast
07:31I don't know come on I'll make you world-class eggs
07:43you need to leave why my job
07:49is to protect Mario and you're nothing but trouble
07:59well last time I checked Mario invited me to stay
08:04I'm staying Mario isn't someone you want to get involved with listen if a Hawkeye is inviting me on his yacht for the day I'm all in
08:20that's like every girl's wedding to bring in prepare to have your heart broken
08:32broken
08:33good morning I feel like a dump truck
08:56truck ran over me last night
08:59oh fuck me that's good
09:17yeah
09:19damn
09:20I have never met anyone like you before
09:27you must live a peaceful life
09:33or boring
09:36okay
09:48how do you want to drink
09:52I'm fine with whatever
09:57come on
09:58come on
09:59that's not an answer
10:00okay
10:01gotta give me some
10:02in here
10:03do you want them scrambled
10:04fried
10:05sunny side up
10:07raw
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10:13okay
10:23did you save any for me?
10:25no they're all mine
10:27good
10:28ok
10:30no they're all
10:34ok
10:36we're so sick
10:38yeah
10:39these are fantastic
10:42give it back
10:44oh technically its my fork
10:45actually
10:46so
10:47ya well
10:48it has my slobber on it
10:50slobber on it only one cure for it what's it you're taking me on it I'm sure
11:06today is that all yep I can do that
11:36you you you you you you you
13:36I don't care about that.
13:39I don't care about that.
14:09I don't care about that.
14:12I don't care if she's to or to or to or to.
14:33get rid of her
14:36that's it
14:41I mean you get to keep your job
14:44I'm
14:49what help
14:52no I'll I'm
14:56I'm
15:03regional
15:05me
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18:07I can take care of that.
18:15You're naughty.
18:16No, you hurt about what I said, yeah.
18:22I don't need much, but I need you.
18:25Baby, are you down, down, down, down?
18:27When you touch down, yeah, touch down, yeah.
18:29Usually I play hard to get.
18:31So I'm different.
18:36Yeah, you're different.
18:42You make me excited about the future.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Take me, Captain.
18:49Down, down, down, down, yeah.
18:52Oh, we're only starting, but I'm falling for you right now.
18:57Girl, I know it's crazy, but you know things get hazy when I'm in the world.
19:02So baby, where you been?
19:08Helen.
19:09I told you to get Mario's ass back to the office.
19:12I'm doing my best.
19:13Obviously not good enough.
19:15Considering that Mario is not sitting in his office designing something brilliant right now.
19:21This girl hasn't under some spell.
19:24Oh, barf.
19:26I don't care who he fucks.
19:27As long as he doesn't fuck with my money.
19:30Give me one more day.
19:32Fine.
19:33One more day, Helen.
19:34But you better not fuck this up.
19:40Did you know you have a mole on your ass?
19:43I do not.
19:45Wouldn't I know better than you?
19:48No, I have the greatest ass around here.
19:49What are you talking about?
19:51My ass would disagree.
19:55Can't argue that.
19:56No.
19:57Mario.
20:01What the fuck, Helen?
20:03Grace needs to talk to you.
20:06Who's Grace?
20:09His wife?
20:16You're married?
20:20You're married?
20:22I'll tell Grace you'll call her back.
20:23Okay, Cassie, I can explain-
20:26Seems pretty black and white to me.
20:28Yeah, we're not happy.
20:29How original.
20:30Okay, it's more-
20:31It's less of a marriage and more of a, uh, a business arrangement.
20:35Fuck off.
20:37I should have known.
20:39All men are shit.
20:41Cassie.
20:43Cassie.
20:44I never want to see your rotten cheater face again.
20:54So, I guess that's over with.
20:59Oh, fuck off, Helen.
21:02You ruined everything.
21:04I'm doing my job.
21:06You're not working for me or for Grace?
21:23No, no, no.
21:24Yeah, I'm doing my job.
21:25I'm doing my job.
21:27Oh, no.
21:28Oh, no.
21:30Oh, no.
21:35This is for the best.
21:37You start your new job on Monday.
21:40You're a big girl now, act like it.
21:41Act like it.
21:52You have no idea how excited I am to be here.
21:55I'm very pleased to have you here.
21:58You're a perfect fit for the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
22:01I promise I won't let you down.
22:02Good, let me show you to your desk.
22:11And this is your desk.
22:19It's right next to my assistant, Tatum.
22:22He's the office gremlin.
22:23Try your best to ignore him.
22:24Hi there, Cassisaurus Rex.
22:27Welcome to the family.
22:29Oh, Tatum, you're so annoying.
22:31So glad you're here.
22:56Please let me know if you need anything, like anything.
23:00Thanks, Tatum, that's enough.
23:02Thank you, thank you.
23:07He's my sister's son.
23:30And we are here.
23:32Already?
23:33Yep.
23:34And how long that adventure did you expect?
23:37No, I just thought you'd take me somewhere further.
23:39I thought I only had you through the weekend.
23:42You only have one chance.
23:44Make the most of it.
23:46Oh, I'm going to make the most of it.
23:48Trust.
23:49Trust.
23:58You're getting settled in?
24:00Yeah.
24:01So I'd love to know how you got into the yacht business.
24:04Most kids your age would rather be on a party boat
24:06than discussing passerelles.
24:08I like that you appreciate yachts.
24:13I feel most of the home in the water.
24:22This is my dad's old yacht.
24:25Whenever I'm on here, it makes me think of our time
24:27to spend together.
24:28My grandfather was a tugboat captain.
24:30That's what got me into the business.
24:33You're in the business.
24:34Yes.
24:36I start my new job Monday.
24:39I guess you could say it's been in my bones since I was a kid.
24:43I love that you were a yacht kid.
24:46I was too.
24:47Okay, listen, Cassie.
24:49We have a huge opportunity with a VIP client.
24:53I can't say who.
24:54It's a prince.
24:56We need fresh ideas.
24:57And that no good husband of mine is M.I.A.
25:01Don't get me started.
25:02Men are the worst.
25:03Yes.
25:04I knew I was right about you.
25:06This is the brief.
25:08I need a dozen brilliant ideas by lunchtime.
25:12I'll get started right away.
25:13But first, let's introduce you to the team.
25:21Oh, Mario.
25:22So nice of you to grace us with your presents.
25:24Good morning, everyone.
25:28So before we get started, I'd like to introduce you all to our new design specialist, Cassie Morgan.
25:34Cassie.
25:43Welcome aboard.
25:45Uh, thanks.
25:47Mario's my husband.
25:49My husband.
25:54Okay.
26:13What the fuck?
26:14Uh, Grace, she oversees hiring and I, I swear, I didn't know. I didn't know.
26:21You're my fucking boss.
26:26Let me explain, please.
26:29Okay.
26:32Grace and I both come from prominent yacht building families.
26:35We got married so we could merge our businesses.
26:37We loved making money and being a yachting power couple.
26:41But the marriage was a mistake.
26:44We were never in love.
26:46But I'm afraid that if we get a divorce, this is going to destroy the business.
26:50But you still lied to me, Mario.
26:52You should have told me you were the CEO of the Bonacorsi Yacht Corporation.
26:56Yeah, but I wanted you to get to know me for me, not my money or yacht prestige.
27:01Cause I'm so shallow, right?
27:03Bullshit.
27:04You have to quit.
27:06No, no, Cassie, I need you.
27:08Please, you, you make me excited about life again.
27:10Please stay, please.
27:12Stay.
27:14I need a minute.
27:26I never felt for Grace when I feel for you.
27:37Prove it.
27:56Oh.
28:08Tying me up, huh?
28:09Hm?
28:10Naughty.
28:19You have to be punished for that shit you pose.
28:22Yeah.
28:26Okay.
28:37Okay, Cassie.
28:39Hey.
28:40Hey, Cassie.
28:41You can't meet me like this!
28:42I am a CEO!
28:45What the fu-
28:48Can I have a meeting with you and Mario?
28:51I have some ideas I'd love to share.
28:54Yes, fabulous!
28:55I love your ambition!
28:56This is amazing!
28:57I'm so excited!
28:58Let's do it!
29:00I hope you have something good!
29:03I tried to reach Mario, but he seems really busy.
29:07I guess you're stuck with me.
29:09Well, according to Yachts of America, hot tubs are the latest rage.
29:15I think we could take it a step farther and introduce Japanese tubs.
29:19Japanese tubs.
29:20Japanese tubs.
29:21They're elegant little pools with seating for ultimate spa luxury.
29:26If we do this right, it'll be the next big trend in yachts.
29:30This is great.
29:31I love the rocks in the background.
29:32Did you?
29:40Mrs. Grace sure is a fireball, huh?
29:43Yeah, no, just stand there with your dick in your head!
29:44Help me!
29:45You must stand there with your dick in your head!
29:46Help me!
29:47Oh, yeah, come on.
29:54There you go.
30:11Don't need coffee anymore.
30:14I really think it's more about the motion of the ocean than the actual way.
30:18Oh, I get it.
30:23Oh, where have you been? I tried calling.
30:26I was tied up.
30:28Cassie had some brilliant ideas for the prince's yacht.
30:31Yeah, yeah, Cassie, I would love to see them.
30:34Would you mind meeting me in my office, please?
30:37It would be my pleasure.
30:39Come on, team, let's go. Make mama some money.
30:44That was a dirty little trick you played.
30:52This is not the yacht. This is my business.
30:55I can't do this, Mario. I care too much about my career,
30:58and I can't let you get in the way of accomplishing my goals.
31:01Who said I'm getting in the way of your goals?
31:03I'm not the same girl that I was two days ago. I've matured.
31:05Grace says I have a chance to advance here.
31:08I'm the head designer, Cassie. My name is on that door.
31:12Assuming that Grace runs this business is a mistake.
31:14I'm the CEO.
31:16Impress me.
31:18Don't tempt me, Mario.
31:21You mean like this?
31:23Nope. Not working.
31:26How about this?
31:28Nothing.
31:30How about now?
31:35Definitely not.
31:40I love you.
31:42Did you fall and hit your head?
31:45Do I need to call 911?
31:47I love you, Cassie.
31:49Why?
31:51Because you make me feel alive again.
31:54Like I can breathe again.
32:01Even if I did love you, I can't do this, Mario.
32:21Does the Mario Bonacorsi of the Bonacorsi Association or whatever always keep his clients waiting?
32:33No.
32:34A drink!
32:37I texted him. He's on his way.
32:44I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
32:46It's not like I have a country to attend to.
32:49I assume you've seen my notes?
32:52Notes?
32:53My thoughts on the designs?
32:56Yes.
32:57Where should we start?
32:59Did you even look at them, the paper with the colors?
33:03Mario has been working day and night on your yacht designs, I assure you.
33:07Sonnet!
33:08I'm a prince. I demand respect.
33:10Drink!
33:12Your yacht is our top priority.
33:14Then act like it.
33:15I leave the country in two days, okay?
33:17If I do not see my designs by then, I must go to the Caprizzi Yacht Corporation.
33:22The Caprizzi have nothing on the Bonacorsis.
33:24They can barely float a pontoon.
33:26Make me a super cool yacht, or I will have no choice.
33:31And?
33:37The fuck was that, Mario? Get your head in the game.
33:39I'm doing the best I can, Grace.
33:40Hell yeah, Holland told me about your little distraction.
33:43Oh, so you're spying on me now?
33:45You know the deal.
33:46I don't care who you stick your dick into, just don't let it fuck with our company.
33:50You can have it.
33:51Hi.
34:06I was hoping I could run some ideas past you.
34:08Good. I am drowning here.
34:10What are we looking at?
34:13Okay.
34:14So the Prince wants to be able to sleep ten on his yacht with three bedrooms and an office,
34:19and I need to be able to squeeze in two extra beds.
34:23So the Yacht King himself, Mario Bonacorsi, needs my help.
34:28Luckily, the solution is so obvious.
34:31Please enlighten me.
34:34We put a Murphy bed in the office and a pull-out couch in the living room.
34:40With the right ergonomics, the fluid dynamics will remain consistent.
34:45And I could sacrifice the office closet for the Murphy bed and desk,
34:48raise the flybridge by six inches, and voila, you're a genius.
34:52I guess I am the one steering the ship in this relationship.
34:57Relationship?
34:58I didn't mean that.
35:04I want to be with you.
35:06Then get a divorce.
35:08It's not that simple.
35:09It's a piece of paper.
35:10If I get a divorce, it'll completely ruin the name of the company.
35:13Then why are you trying so hard to get in my pants?
35:15I'm not trying to just get in your pants.
35:17I want every bit of you.
35:20You can't say things like that with a wedding ring on your finger.
35:26Give me some time.
35:28It's so hard to hate you.
35:59Motherfucker.
36:09It's you, Cassie.
36:11It's always going to be you.
36:12Too close.
36:23Yes, Mrs. Grace.
36:24Schedule an emergency board meeting now.
36:27What about your bunions?
36:28My bunions will have to wait.
36:30Thank you for being here.
36:35I apologize for the short notice.
36:37There is an incident that needs to be addressed immediately.
36:41Office professionalism.
36:44Tatum?
36:46Lesson one.
36:47Treat your coworkers with kindness.
36:50Great advice.
36:51She is so wise.
36:52Shut up, Tatum.
36:53Okay.
36:54Moving on.
36:55Lesson two.
36:57Watch your language.
36:59Preach it, Mrs. Grace.
37:01Tatum, that's enough.
37:04Lesson three.
37:06Don't fuck your boss.
37:13Cassie, you have something to add?
37:16Um...
37:17Are you sure?
37:18I mean, you're the one fucking Mario after all.
37:20Surely you have something to say.
37:22Grace, stop.
37:23And you.
37:24A hooker is one thing, but I never thought you'd stoop so low.
37:28You're giving up a yacht...
37:31for a rowboat.
37:34Fuck you.
37:35She's obviously only using you for your money and your yacht prestige.
37:39Grace, it's over.
37:41Face it.
37:42You've been riding my coattails for far too long.
37:45You're nothing without me.
37:47I love Cassie.
37:50Who is now fired?
37:53I told you I didn't want any distractions.
37:55I wanted to succeed on my own, and you ruined that for me.
37:58Cassie.
38:00Poor little Cassie.
38:01Who do you think really makes all the decisions around here?
38:04Tatum?
38:06Your yacht career is finished.
38:08You will never work in the boat building business again.
38:11Wait.
38:12No.
38:13Grace, I didn't know that he was your husband.
38:14Bullshit!
38:15Don't even try to friend me on LinkedIn.
38:17I won't accept it!
38:18Tatum!
38:19Get her out of here!
38:21Bye-bye!
38:26Bye-bye!
38:31Stop!
38:36What do you want, Mario?
38:38You ruined my life!
38:39I'll talk to Grace.
38:41It's too late.
38:43The ship has sunk.
38:44But what about us?
38:48There's no us.
38:50Mario.
38:52You lied to me from the very beginning.
38:55How could I ever trust you?
38:58Cassie, I'm in love with you.
39:08Goodbye, Mario.
39:09Let's go.
39:16I'm so sorry you had experienced that ugliness.
39:19Let's get back to Prince Fizzlebottom.
39:22Grace!
39:23Look at who it is.
39:24The man of the hour.
39:26Did you squeeze a quickie in with your girlfriend
39:28before she was drug out of here?
39:30Grace!
39:31Get out!
39:32You're fired!
39:34Excuse me?
39:37Get your shit!
39:38And get out.
39:39That's hilarious.
39:40The Bonacorsi Corporation is nothing without me.
39:43I don't need you anymore.
39:45You humiliated me for the last time.
39:47I want you out of my business and out of my life!
39:49You don't mean that.
39:51Security!
39:52Wouldn't dare.
39:54Take her away.
39:57Mario!
39:58You'll regret this!
39:59You're nothing without me!
40:01Mrs. Grace, don't make this harder than it has to be.
40:04I'm getting Mario's!
40:05I'm getting a girlfriend, too!
40:08Alright.
40:09Let's get back to work.
40:10The prince leaves tomorrow.
40:11We get a yacht to design.
40:12Shall I rub your feet, sir?
40:14Don't you have a master's degree in marine architecture?
40:17I do.
40:19Let's get to drafting.
40:20Your butler days are over.
40:21Thank you, Mr. Mario.
40:29You have the heartbeat of a lion.
40:30Okay.
40:31That's it.
40:33It's a pleasure to see you, Prince Sizzlebottle.
40:35I hope you are prepared this time.
40:37We have some great ideas I think you're going to be very happy with.
40:41What happened to your wife?
40:43Ex-wife.
40:44Grace no longer works for the company.
40:46Oh, so good!
40:47That woman was insufferable.
40:49Eh.
40:50I don't see the phone.
40:51Oh, la la!
40:52Japanese hot tub!
40:53Okay, now this is a Bon Gorsi design.
40:54Well, I can't take full credit.
40:55The layout was created by our brilliant new design specialist, Cassie.
40:56Oh, I want her, Cassie, to spearhead my yacht.
40:58Yes, your majesty.
40:59As soon as I win her back.
41:00Oh, go get the tiger.
41:01Yes.
41:02Yeah.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Yeah.
41:05Aahhh Yeah.
41:06Yeah.
41:07Yeah.
41:14All right.
41:17tiger I'm glad you came start talking grace is out she's no longer at the
41:41company well I guess that's good for you then it's good for us there is no us
41:49Mario I want to hire you back head of yacht design your first client is a VIP so
42:02what Prince fizzle bottom fucking Prince yep he loved your designs especially the
42:11Japanese hot dog he wants you to be the lead designer for his yacht so what do you
42:25say I can't Mario why not I was humiliated
42:38I'm sorry things are gonna be different without grace in charge it doesn't matter I can't show
42:49my face there ever again Cassie listen come back and start fresh you're a trailblazer
42:57it's one of the reasons I love you keep talking
43:01I don't just have feelings for you okay I want you to come back to work because I think you are
43:10a brilliant yacht designer you really think so you impressed the Prince on your first day
43:18the sky is the limit I want to grow the business with you only you please come back
43:25I want to hear you beg
43:31Cassie for the love of yachts please come back to work I cannot live without you
43:43you know what Mario what I love you too
43:55Now what?
44:17Take me to my cabin.
44:21Yes, ma'am.
44:25Cheers, to one year of partnership.
44:46There's no one I'd rather do it with.
44:48Do what?
44:50Business or sex?
44:52Both.
44:54That's what I thought.
45:04Too bad.
45:17Cassie?
45:18What the fuck?
45:20Cassie.
45:21Oh my fucking god.
45:23Okay, would you let me finish?
45:24I always let you finish.
45:26Cassie.
45:27Okay, fine.
45:28Go.
45:29I love you.
45:30I love you.
45:31I love you.
45:32My business, my yacht, my life wouldn't be what it is without you.
45:44It's always been you.
45:46Will you marry me?
45:48Obviously.
45:49Obviously.
45:50I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:05I could get into so much trouble.
46:06What do you want?
46:07Revenge.
46:11Revenge.
46:12Oh.
46:13Yeah.
46:14Oh, yes.
46:15No, no, no.
46:16No, no.
46:17That's not�.
46:18I'm so glad you decided to meet me.
46:21I could get into so much trouble.
46:22What do you want?
46:23Revenge.
46:25I'll show you.
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