00:00My girlfriend is vegan. Sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you that. I assume she's already told you.
00:07Are there any vegans in? We've got vegans in the house?
00:10There's one over there. What's your name, my vegan friend?
00:12Erica.
00:13Well, Erica. Very nice to have you here, Erica. I'm not going to make jokes about vegan food. I think it would be tasteless.
00:21I've got a question for you, Erica, because my partner is vegan. She had a question about veganism. Maybe you could help.
00:26She wants to know, is semen okay for vegans?
00:30Because if it isn't, she's got to stop having tennis lessons.
00:37What do you think, Erica?
00:38I love semen.
00:40Great answer. Not the best answer I've ever had. Best answer I ever had, Erica. I was doing a gig in London, and this lady in the front row was vegan.
00:51I said, is semen okay for vegans? And she went, human semen.
00:57What the fuck?
01:00Thank you.
01:05Thank you.
01:09Love you.
01:12Love you.
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