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00:00Oh

00:16G.I.L.A. John

00:21Malika Shrava to natcha

00:30Hi honey

00:31So he said, I need 10 liters for 10 liters

00:33I need to drink food every day

00:37When you told me that I'm singing with honey

00:40He didn't say that your honey is my honey

00:49Okay, Guru

00:51I'll tell you about them

00:52This is not just a song

00:54They tell us in truth

00:55Which girl is from her

00:56Guru, tell us

00:58This girl is sitting

00:59Where are they?

01:00Where are they?

01:01Give them a mic and tell us

01:03Give them a mic

01:04Hello

01:05Hello

01:06Hi, where are you from?

01:12No, you have to tell us

01:14Now that's funny, tell us

01:15Where are you from?

01:16I'm from Mumbai only

01:17Hello, I'm going to speak

01:18Okay, I'm from Mumbai

01:21I'm going to take a walk from there

01:22Where are you from?

01:23Where are you from?

01:24Okay

01:25I feel like you

01:27I feel like you

01:28I feel like you

01:29I feel like you

01:30How are you from?

01:31I feel like you

01:32I feel like you

01:33I feel like you

01:34Yes, I feel like you

01:35I feel like you

01:36This is our big girl

01:37This is a big girl

01:38Where do you feel like you?

01:39Deradun

01:40Oh

01:43This is basically Deradun

01:44Please tell me about it today.

01:46Today it is in the show of Kapil Sharma.

01:51And worldwide.

01:54It is worldwide, but we are going to the US alone.

02:00Why are you not going?

02:02Look, I am going to take a ticket to my own.

02:06I need to go to the producer or sponsor.

02:14So, in this show, I am going to take a ticket to my own.

02:16You are going to take a ticket to my own.

02:18I am going to take a ticket to my own.

02:20I am going to take a ticket to my own.

02:22We are not going to take a ticket to my own.

02:24We are going to take a ticket to my own.

02:29Now, Guru has made a dating app for a few days.

02:32Swipe right material.

02:34Guru, you got a payment for that song?

02:36He gave you two or three dates.

02:38It is complimentary.

02:40If you want to make a job,

02:42then we will see the ticket.

02:44Who is it?

02:46If you are working, you are going to take a ticket.

02:48Have you done yourself on dating app?

02:50Have you done right swipe right?

02:52I think I was doing the first to be a singer.

02:56Seriously?

02:57Yes.

02:58But then, I did not swipe right.

03:00Oh.

03:01But now, the same app,

03:03when you come to make your own brand as a brand,

03:06I think everybody feels good.

03:09And I have made my own.

03:11Yes.

03:12Yes.

03:13Yes.

03:14Yes.

03:15Yes.

03:16Yes.

03:17Yes.

03:18I am not coming to the show until they reflect the payment.

03:21That's a matter of me.

03:22I am going to market.

03:23Yes.

03:24Yes.

03:25Yes.

03:26Yes.

03:27Yes.

03:28Yes.

03:29Yes.

03:30Yes.

03:31Yes.

03:32Yes.

03:33Yes.

03:34Yes.

03:35Yes.

03:36No..

03:39I am the manager of myylene company.

03:42Commission我想.

03:44Yes.

03:46Yes.

03:47Oh, she has been,

03:48She has mentioned another two promise to me.

03:49He walked out.

03:50When you sing the Lupo Renee internet,

03:51I will make a remix of her.

03:52Yes.

03:53The official remix.

03:54Oh.

03:55Nice.

03:57She is always pretty 2021.

04:00Do you want to play a song with you?

04:02There is a record, but when you make a video,

04:04it's about a girl.

04:06When did I say that?

04:12Don't call her name.

04:14My first one who has kissed her,

04:16she's not finished today.

04:18My wife's show is your show.

04:24What do you do in social media?

04:26The benefit is also big.

04:28It's a big deal.

04:30But as we started it,

04:32we always have funny comments.

04:34So this is a great deal.

04:36I'll show you some comments.

04:38If you eat more food,

04:40you'll have to sit like this.

04:46What do you say about food?

04:48What do you say about prawns?

04:50I don't eat it.

04:52I don't eat it.

04:54What do you say about that?

04:56What do you say about prawns?

04:58I think it's true.

05:00Remo sir,

05:01I'll show you from his tongue.

05:02I'll show you.

05:04Manoj Tuwari,

05:06this is actually organic honey.

05:08So,

05:09he's sitting in his mouth.

05:10He's sitting in his mouth.

05:11He's sitting in his mouth.

05:12He's sitting in his mouth.

05:13He's sitting in his mouth.

05:14He's sitting in his mouth.

05:16He's sitting in his mouth.

05:18Wow, the train is also digital.

05:19Look, there's OTP on it.

05:21He's also written on it.

05:23He's also written on it.

05:25He's sitting in his mouth.

05:26Look at the photo,

05:27my mouth is remembered.

05:28He's sitting in the morning.

05:29He's also sitting in the morning.

05:30Oh!

05:31He's also sitting in the morning.

05:32He's also sitting in the morning.

05:33People don't have problems.

05:34That's very good.

05:35I think the company has guaranteed them.

05:37It will give them a cooler than 45 degrees.

05:38That's why I'm checking in the morning.

05:39Oh!

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06:34When I was sleeping in the house, I would know that the children of the house were in the house.

06:44The children of the house were sleeping in the house and the Pankha is like this.

06:48Now, the music is a plant, but there is no need to be a plant from the house.

06:52I was singing at night and my brother also started singing.

06:57The cities were small, the entire area was beautiful.

07:00When we came to school, the night was very fun.

07:07That night was really fun.

07:09That's right.

07:10What did you say to me?

07:12To sleep on the walls?

07:14Some of the walls have so many walls.

07:17Some of the walls have so many walls.

07:19Some of the walls have so many walls.

07:23You've heard this concept about sleeping on the walls.

07:26How can you sleep on the walls?

07:28Why can't you sleep on the walls?

07:35Why can't you sleep on the walls?

07:37You can sleep on the walls.

07:39You can sleep on the walls.

07:40You can sleep on the walls.

07:42No.

07:43Actually, our house is on the twenty-fourth floor.

07:46There are so many animals that can't reach there.

07:48How many animals live?

07:49They don't come up to 1600 feet.

07:51No.

07:52You can sleep on the walls.

07:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

07:57Come, come, sit here.

07:59Come, come, come.

08:01This is T-Series's tea.

08:05Oh my god.

08:07This is a very nice girl.

08:09T-Series's tea.

08:11I have a lot of knowledge. Our song will do this.

08:13Yes, it will do.

08:15Sonal, when is our song coming out?

08:17Your date.

08:19I am free.

08:21I am going to go to the US.

08:23I am not going to go there.

08:27I'm not doing my everything.

08:29I am not, I am not.

08:31Wow!

08:33Come, come, come!

08:35I am sorry.

08:39Hello!

08:41We should be watching an early sized practice.

08:46I will continue to know.

08:47I cannot read earlier.

08:51And, and, and...

08:53We can watch it for anything.

08:55Thank you, Mikhi.

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