00:00So I says to him, what's wrong with my meatloaf? And he says to me, hold on a second, Margie, I got another call. Sir, we're approaching coordinates. Hello, Margie? Yes, sir.
00:14All right, let's have a look around. I say, set course to 2-4-0. 15 degrees down angle on the bow planes. Come right, 2-4-0.
00:23Welcome to the bridge, Mr. Thatch. Okay, everybody, I want you to give Mr. Thatch your undivided attention.
00:30Good afternoon. Can everyone hear me okay? Yep.
00:36Okay, all right. How about some slides? The first slide is a depiction of a creature. A creature is so frightening that sailors were said to be driven mad by the mere sight of it.
00:47Whoa!
00:49Sorry, that's wrong.
00:52Jeez, I used to take lunch money from guys like this.
00:55Anyway, this is an illustration of the Leviathan, the creature guarding the entrance to Atlantis.
01:01With something like that, I would have white wine, I think.
01:05It's a mythical sea serpent. He's described it in the book of Job.
01:09The Bible says, out of his mouth go burning lights, sparks of fire shoot out.
01:13But more likely, it's a carving or a sculpture, a friend of superstitious.
01:16Well, we find this masterpiece. Then what?
01:19Actually, we don't have to dig. See, according to the journal, the path through Atlantis will take us down a tunnel at the bottom of the ocean.
01:26And we'll come up a curve into an air pocket right here.
01:29Where we'll find the remnants of an ancient highway that will lead us to Atlantis.
01:32Kind of like the grease trap in your sink.
01:34Tartographer, linguist, plumber. Hard to believe this.
01:38Go away, mole.
01:40Captain, you'd better come look at this, sir.
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