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00:01:59Well, who does advise the inventory?
00:02:02Exactly.
00:02:07Well, so how am I the asshole?
00:02:16Okay, well, you can call Dennis,
00:02:19and I'm going to have to explain to him the exact same thing that I just explained to you,
00:02:24and he's going to have to explain it to you again.
00:02:27You know, well, Larry, I guess I've done your job,
00:02:31and you're not the first one of you that I've dealt with.
00:02:36Yeah, that's right.
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:39Fucking call him, then.
00:02:42Moron.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:03:06Yeah, I know. That's what I told him.
00:03:09Well, two things could have happened.
00:03:11Well, he might have received some POs that they didn't register.
00:03:15Exactly.
00:03:16And he could have just fat fingered it.
00:03:18Well, no, those things happened, but he doesn't need to...
00:03:22That's what I said.
00:03:24Okay, yeah, no, no problem.
00:03:27Yeah, Larry.
00:03:45I know.
00:03:47No, it's fine.
00:03:49Okay, bye.
00:03:58Bye.
00:04:19Oh, my soul
00:04:37It's been broken
00:04:41I never, never, I never
00:04:47Needed it more
00:04:50Oh, my heart
00:04:53Oh, my heart
00:04:55It ain't working
00:04:57It's laying in tiny pieces
00:05:03On the floor
00:05:06Cause you left me
00:05:10To keep on thinking, thinking, thinking
00:05:15That I ain't worth
00:05:18Anything at all
00:05:21I opened my heart
00:05:26To let you in
00:05:30You always kept me wondering
00:05:38If I was your one and only
00:05:45You always kept me
00:05:59to 4,000 minutes of the egg.
00:06:09I'll take a while to make it easier.
00:06:14I can't remember how the egg is.
00:06:19I'll be using the egg.
00:06:26welcome the cop stop donut shop where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop how can i
00:06:50help you yes i have a pickup order for the mighty oak okay so your order isn't quite ready yet
00:06:56will you pull around to the next window sorry for delay sir it'll be about five more minutes
00:07:03this is outrageous the entire purpose of ordering online is so that i do not have to wait i understand
00:07:12that sir and i apologize but if you'll just pull around i will not pull around my order has been
00:07:19placed i can't have you hold up the line you can come inside do you see the size of me there is no
00:07:25door that can contain the mighty oak i'm sorry sir i can't have you wait in the drive-thru
00:07:30hoorah honk at the mighty oak shanghai
00:07:37hey what's up nothing what's going on nothing's got up work hanging out
00:07:45hey there's wrestling on tonight you want to come over or order some pizza
00:07:49sure what time like eight all right let me shit and shower and i can head over in like 20 minutes
00:07:58you need anything no i'm good
00:08:00i thought you were the pizza i'm not the pizza
00:08:14you ordered already though yeah should be here soon all right well let me go back out and smoke real
00:08:22quick then really you got to get high just so you can eat yeah man i got a appetite problem from the
00:08:27stress thing all right whatever just hurry up you should be here any minute don't have like a track
00:08:31wrap or whatever i don't know man just fucking smoke oh hey what's up hey nice shirt oh thanks
00:08:38you like pork and rowdy yeah that shit's funny you're more of a pork dork or a round hound
00:08:43i wouldn't really use either one of those to describe myself
00:08:47oh me neither
00:08:48but i'm probably more of a round hound
00:08:52but i i'm i'm mostly uh mighty oak kind of guy
00:08:57oh me too dude
00:08:58what the fuck is going on out here
00:09:03you ivan
00:09:04so why were you talking to the pizza guy
00:09:16oh he commented on my shirt
00:09:17oh that stupid fucking show
00:09:20it's not stupid
00:09:21it's a talking pig and a basketball that smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:26wow it is not a talking pig and basketball smoke weed and fart all the time
00:09:30it's talking pig and basketball who work in a donut shop
00:09:33oh yeah okay that's way less fucking dumb
00:09:35yeah i smoke weed sometimes
00:09:37it's not like it's a bunch of fucking stoner jokes
00:09:39it may not be stoner jokes but it's definitely stoner humor
00:09:42i don't know what that means
00:09:43it's surreal and absurd
00:09:45why because they have a talking tree and a tomato
00:09:49you've heard of fucking alice in wonderland
00:09:51you're saying pork run roundy is alice in wonderland
00:09:54i'm saying alice in wonderland is the best example of literary nonsense
00:09:57like the characters and settings don't have to have meaning unto themselves
00:10:01you can still project commentary onto them
00:10:03and like make your comments via the absurdity
00:10:05so they make a lot of comments about the
00:10:10geopolitical ramifications of an inflamed butthole
00:10:14inflamed butthole where do you get this shit man
00:10:16yeah there's satire parody social commentary
00:10:19and sure some fart jokes too
00:10:20but they've even made comments about that
00:10:22dude just because a show addresses their own shitty writing on the show
00:10:27doesn't make the writing any less shitty
00:10:29in fact it's kind of like a slap in the face
00:10:32like they're aware of how much they suck
00:10:35you just don't get it
00:10:37what is there to get
00:10:38i'm sorry it's not your style
00:10:41yeah i guess crap isn't my style
00:10:43sorry they can't all be in the line of duty
00:10:46are you gonna sit there and tell me that's not a great show
00:10:49it's fine it's a good show
00:10:51yeah it's considered one of the best of all time
00:10:53yeah it's considered a really good show
00:10:55but it's the only series you've ever seen
00:10:58yeah but it's the best one
00:11:00yeah but your opinion on best is irrelevant
00:11:02you have no frame of reference
00:11:03yeah but it's considered really good
00:11:06yeah it's basically universally acclaimed
00:11:08as one of the great early prestige shows
00:11:09but again you wouldn't know the difference
00:11:12and even if it wasn't critically acclaimed
00:11:14you'd still be defending it like it was the greatest show of all time
00:11:16you're only using critical acclaim in this single instance
00:11:20to justify your opinion
00:11:21yeah i'm using facts to back up my opinion
00:11:24thus making it a fact
00:11:26we gotta change the fucking subject
00:11:28i have to stop talking to you
00:11:29we gotta fucking
00:11:30i'm supposed to come over here to relax after work
00:11:33what relax
00:11:34i thought you work from home now
00:11:36i do but it's still stressful
00:11:37how can that be stressful?
00:11:39you don't have to deal with people's bullshit all day
00:11:41oh no
00:11:42i'm still dealing with people's fucking bullshit all day
00:11:44now i'm just limited in what i can do about it
00:11:46oh that's a shame
00:11:48isn't it still better though?
00:11:49working from home?
00:11:50yeah it's better
00:11:51still sucks ass
00:11:52but it's better
00:11:54i've just been fucking really stressed out lately
00:11:56and i don't know what the fuck to do about it
00:11:58dude that reminds me
00:11:59a guy at work gave me some mushrooms
00:12:00you should totally do some with me
00:12:02i don't know man
00:12:03i've never done no fucking mushrooms
00:12:04perfect time to start?
00:12:06no i don't think so
00:12:07oh i'm sorry
00:12:08you only take legal drugs
00:12:10it's not a matter of legality
00:12:12it's a matter of health and safety
00:12:14what fucking health and safety?
00:12:16you drink beer
00:12:17you smoke weed
00:12:18you eat junk food all the time
00:12:20yeah but those things aren't gonna kill me tonight
00:12:22if you go drinking and driving
00:12:24okay yeah sure
00:12:25but if i go drinking and driving
00:12:26i made a choice
00:12:27the alcohol didn't kill me
00:12:28i killed me
00:12:29i'm not gonna put something in my body
00:12:30if i have no fucking clue what it's gonna do to me
00:12:32dude they're just mushrooms
00:12:33you'll be alright
00:12:34i know they're just mushrooms
00:12:35i've thought about taking mushrooms
00:12:37i'm still afraid of them
00:12:39it's nothing to be afraid of man
00:12:41you'll be alright
00:12:42yeah you say that
00:12:44but it's still fucking with your brain
00:12:46yeah but it's not like acid
00:12:48you're not gonna freak out
00:12:50shit will get all wavy
00:12:52you'll lose track of time
00:12:53you'll laugh a lot
00:12:54it's kinda like smoking weed
00:12:56and you don't even gotta start with a bunch at one time
00:12:58i'm just microdosing
00:13:00yeah i thought about that
00:13:01is that what you're doing?
00:13:02yeah that's what i'm doing
00:13:03first night though
00:13:04i ate like an entire eighth
00:13:06just had to make sure they were legit
00:13:07they're pretty legit?
00:13:08they're pretty legit
00:13:09oh they're legit
00:13:10they're not psilocybin though
00:13:11they're similar but
00:13:13they're something different
00:13:16alright well what kind of mushrooms are they?
00:13:18i'll look them up
00:13:19oh i don't know what they're called
00:13:20but they're pretty much the same thing
00:13:22i don't even know what kind of fucking mushrooms they are
00:13:24i don't know man
00:13:25i'm not gonna
00:13:26i'm more just gonna fuck with my anxiety
00:13:28no dude
00:13:29it'll actually help with their anxiety
00:13:30it's like a cure-all
00:13:31anxiety, depression, PTSD
00:13:34whatever you've got
00:13:35it'll make that shit feel better
00:13:37if it was a cure-all
00:13:38everyone would be doing it
00:13:39dude
00:13:40everybody is doing it
00:13:42besides
00:13:43the pharmaceutical companies
00:13:45they want to keep this shit illegal
00:13:47keep selling you their bullshit drugs
00:13:49if it was a cure-all
00:13:50the pharmaceutical companies would be the ones selling it
00:13:52why would they want to market something that's actually gonna make you feel better?
00:13:55they want to keep you sick
00:13:57keep you addicted to their pills
00:13:59weed is still illegal
00:14:01but there's actually a synthetic weed they can get to prescribe nationwide called dranabinol
00:14:06this has no side effects
00:14:08there are no side effects because it's all natural
00:14:11all those pills
00:14:13they have side effects
00:14:14you know why?
00:14:15to sell you more pills?
00:14:16to sell you more fucking pills
00:14:18you take pills
00:14:20yeah i take pills
00:14:22okay
00:14:24regardless of what you say
00:14:27and certainly not because of it
00:14:33might be down to try the mushrooms
00:14:35fuck yeah you might be
00:14:37alright
00:14:38so i'm just gonna chop these bad boys up into tiny little chunks
00:14:43so what exactly is the dose?
00:14:46mmmm
00:14:47it's approximately
00:14:50that much
00:14:51one chunk
00:14:52oh yeah but how much is that?
00:14:54it's a fucking chunk man
00:14:56it's a mushroom
00:14:57it's not gonna be a meter dose
00:14:59well that's for inhalers
00:15:00so of course not
00:15:01look dude
00:15:02the whole point is you're taking a psychedelic mushroom
00:15:04consistently
00:15:05for a couple of weeks
00:15:07you're gonna start to feel like you have more energy
00:15:09you're feeling more positive
00:15:11you'll fucking shit better
00:15:13everything
00:15:14fucking colors will look brighter
00:15:16what about negative effects?
00:15:18none
00:15:19none
00:15:20fucking judge of that
00:15:25how long do i have to take it?
00:15:27just take one every day
00:15:28consistently
00:15:29for a couple of weeks
00:15:31after that
00:15:32you should be pretty good for a while
00:15:33how long is a while?
00:15:34why is everything so fucking vague?
00:15:36because it's a fucking plant man
00:15:39it comes from the ground
00:15:40results may vary
00:15:42i'll probably just keep taking them
00:15:43as long as my guy can keep getting them
00:15:45is it safe to just take them nonstop?
00:15:48i don't know
00:15:49but i take credit of them every day
00:15:51adderall
00:15:52whatever's gonna get me going
00:15:54it's probably fine
00:15:55i don't really give a shit
00:15:57so what do i do? just eat one?
00:15:59yeah
00:16:00yeah you should eat one now
00:16:02take the rest home
00:16:03throw them in the freezer
00:16:04take one out and eat it every day
00:16:10i don't know man
00:16:11are they gross?
00:16:13do you like mushrooms?
00:16:14no
00:16:15yeah
00:16:16then they're fucking gross
00:16:17just chew it up real quick
00:16:18chug a beer afterwards
00:16:25okay
00:16:27here we go
00:16:28diadio so manana
00:16:30hagga dagga
00:16:33hagga dagga
00:16:43i bet you wake up tomorrow feeling fucking amazing
00:16:48see about that
00:16:51until then
00:16:52you wanna drink some beer and watch some wrestling?
00:16:53yeah
00:16:54yeah
00:16:55i drank too much
00:16:56well that ain't nothing to do
00:16:57i drank my word in beer
00:16:58to prove that i'm a bull
00:16:59yeah
00:17:01yeah
00:17:02i drank too much
00:17:03well that ain't nothing to do
00:17:04i drank my word in beer
00:17:05to prove that i'm a bull
00:17:07i drank my word in beer
00:17:12yeah
00:17:14eep
00:17:17i walked down
00:17:19that'd be aŃĐ»ŃŃ
00:17:22okay
00:17:23thank you
00:17:24uh
00:17:28yeah
00:17:30yeah
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:18:01look at
00:18:25there's shit in there
00:18:27in that fucking branch
00:18:31hey can't have outside food in here
00:18:37it's not food
00:18:41it's a fucking branch
00:18:43well you're eating it so what's food
00:18:45i'm a quality cocksucker
00:18:47this is all i can eat
00:18:49don't give me that shit with your milk drinking ass
00:18:51we sell salads
00:18:53first of all i'm lactose intolerant
00:18:55bitch
00:18:57second of all
00:18:59fuck you
00:19:01you know what i'm gonna fake this shit
00:19:03ma'am if you don't throw that branch back
00:19:05and the fucking forest where it belongs
00:19:07i'm gonna have to ask you to leave
00:19:09excuse me
00:19:11this branch is part of my culture
00:19:13are you fucking kidding me
00:19:15do you see me eating slop and rolling around and shit
00:19:17i don't see it
00:19:19i don't see it
00:19:21but i sure as shit smell it
00:19:23bitch
00:19:25did you just call me a bitch
00:19:27hey i'll cause him like i sees him
00:19:29i tell you what
00:19:31after i eat these leaves
00:19:33i'll show this branch so far up your fucking ass
00:19:35house tonight
00:19:36see
00:19:37now it's fucked up
00:19:38that's appropriation
00:19:39and threatening physical violence
00:19:40it's a little aggressive for an uptight intellectual
00:19:42bitch
00:19:43man fuck what the hell's going on out here
00:19:45nothing
00:19:46she's so crazy
00:19:47i don't know man
00:20:05can't find out
00:20:18but that guy no one
00:20:19has got a nice cell phone
00:20:20back
00:20:22i need him
00:20:24i don't
00:20:26i don't think he didn't
00:20:29that man
00:20:31can't
00:21:04Sorry I'm late, I overslept.
00:21:27That's okay, it was just a couple minutes.
00:21:30Did you have a late night last night?
00:21:32I don't think so, not really.
00:21:33Not that I can remember.
00:21:35Must have just been sleeping good or something.
00:21:42So what would you like to talk about today?
00:21:45I don't know.
00:21:46Nothing around my mind, I haven't really thought about it.
00:21:50Oh, well I had a nightmare last night.
00:21:53Do you want to tell me about it?
00:21:55Yeah, it was nothing crazy.
00:21:56I just brushed my teeth and then when I turned to leave the bathroom, I ran into this ghost
00:22:04thing or whatever and then I woke up.
00:22:08And that was right before I came over here.
00:22:10Have you ever had a dream about ghosts before?
00:22:14I don't think so.
00:22:15Not that I can remember.
00:22:16I don't really have nightmares though.
00:22:18And you haven't had any dreams in a long time, right?
00:22:20Yeah, no, not really.
00:22:21Have you cut back on your drinking?
00:22:24No, not really.
00:22:25So you were drinking last night?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28Well, why else do you think you would have had a dream?
00:22:31Or a nightmare?
00:22:34I don't know.
00:22:36I don't think I've done anything any different.
00:22:41Well.
00:22:43I mean, maybe.
00:22:47What?
00:22:47Well, for the past two days, I started, uh, microdosing some mushrooms.
00:23:04You've been taking psychedelic mushrooms the past two days?
00:23:07No.
00:23:09Yeah, okay.
00:23:10Yes, but just like little tiny pieces, just like one a day.
00:23:13Okay, well, it is possible that this is stimulating something in your mind.
00:23:22Where did you get these mushrooms?
00:23:24From my brother.
00:23:25Do you think you should be taking them?
00:23:27I'm not going to tell you to take illegal drugs.
00:23:29I don't recommend it.
00:23:31But I do understand that there have been some studies on psychedelics that suggest that there
00:23:40are benefits for people with mental health issues.
00:23:44But I can't fully recommend you try anything like that without talking to your doctor first.
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:49I understand.
00:23:51Still going to try them.
00:23:52I mean, I don't think that was some kind of mushroom-induced nightmare or anything.
00:23:55I think I've just been eating and sleeping like shit.
00:23:59What do you hope to achieve by taking these mushrooms?
00:24:05Um, I guess I'm hoping that they're going to get rid of my anxiety or at least help with it.
00:24:15Just be careful.
00:24:16And be sure to reach out to me if the anxiety gets to be, you know, just too much to handle.
00:24:25How has your anxiety been generally?
00:24:29I don't know.
00:24:29I mean, it was better, but not like 100% better, right?
00:24:33Like I feel like I'm down significantly from my maximum stress level from a few months ago,
00:24:37but lately I feel like I've been exhibiting all the symptoms of my depression and anxiety.
00:24:48Like not eating well or sleeping.
00:24:51Everything's just kind of all fucked up.
00:24:54When was the last time you created anything?
00:24:58It's been a few weeks.
00:25:01Well, I'm not going to tell you to stop taking those mushrooms,
00:25:03but I do want you to cut back on your drinking,
00:25:06and I want you to try and create something this week.
00:25:08I think it will help you feel better.
00:25:10That's why I started taking the mushrooms.
00:25:12My brother was like, that's going to make you feel better.
00:25:14Okay, look, there's no cure-all.
00:25:17There's not one thing that makes everyone feel good.
00:25:20Exercise, meditation, healthy eating,
00:25:24and everyone needs a way to cope,
00:25:26whether that's a hobby or a vice or whatever it is.
00:25:31I have plenty of those.
00:25:32You do.
00:25:34And I just wish you would use some of your more healthy ones
00:25:37when in times of increased stress.
00:25:39First of all,
00:25:42I just want to try to deviressions
00:25:43and take a look at it.
00:25:44It's actually very beautiful.
00:25:45I do.
00:25:45Thank you very much.
00:25:45This
00:25:56is your one.
00:25:58One, are you.
00:25:58Have a nice coffee.
00:26:00Life is going wrong.
00:26:00The bucks.
00:26:00We are starting looking.
00:26:02We are going to ask you the west west.
00:26:04If you live here,
00:26:05the bell is now only seven,
00:26:08So, let's get started.
00:27:38Hey, what's up?
00:27:58Nothing.
00:27:59What are you doing?
00:28:01Painting.
00:28:02What's up?
00:28:03Nothing.
00:28:05Hey, you want to come over?
00:28:06Play some video games or something?
00:28:08Yeah, I guess.
00:28:10What time?
00:28:12I don't know, man.
00:28:13Whatever.
00:28:14I got nothing going on.
00:28:15Okay, yeah.
00:28:17Give me a few minutes.
00:28:18I'll head over.
00:28:18How long have you been out here?
00:28:40I don't know.
00:28:44Are you hungry?
00:28:45I'm not hungry.
00:28:54Actually, I'm not really even sure what that is.
00:28:56It's augmented reality.
00:28:59I don't know what that means.
00:29:01Okay, so like, you know what virtual reality is.
00:29:06Right.
00:29:07So it's like a virtual reality.
00:29:09Well, it's just augmented reality.
00:29:11So like you look through a camera lens and see the real world, but they'll change it or
00:29:16augment it in real time.
00:29:19It's mostly used for like mobile games or like furniture stores.
00:29:23So AR is something for furniture-based mobile games?
00:29:29No.
00:29:31Okay, so you hold up your camera and you like see everything in the room, right?
00:29:36And there's like a ghost there or something.
00:29:38All right, never mind.
00:29:40Okay, so the couch.
00:29:42So you have a couch and you see it in the space and you can move the camera around and
00:29:46the couch will like stick to the 3D space if it's actually there.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50And that's what AR is.
00:29:51It's fucking dumb.
00:29:53Okay, well that's like not all I can do.
00:29:56Okay, so say we all wear AR glasses all the time, like AR goggles.
00:30:01Right.
00:30:02So then you'll create like your avatar, like the way you're going to look in the game or
00:30:06in the world or whatever and your friends will all do it too.
00:30:09So then you could like meet up with your friends from like Argentina or Japan or whatever and
00:30:12you could talk to them and they'll be like they're sitting in the same room with you.
00:30:16Yeah, that's kind of cool I guess.
00:30:18Yeah, and it's, you know, it's used for like virtual cafes and concerts, wrestling events,
00:30:23things like that.
00:30:24Real life gaming, social networking, like that's what they consider the metaverse.
00:30:28All right.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29No, that's kind of cool.
00:30:30Yeah, it's pretty cool.
00:30:31There's some shitty stuff that can happen there too.
00:30:33Like what?
00:30:34Well, I mean like other than the obvious.
00:30:37Yeah, other than the obvious.
00:30:39Okay, so say you're wearing your AR glasses all day, like walking on the street in the
00:30:43real world and like I'm offended by guns.
00:30:46I don't want to see gun stores.
00:30:48So anytime I walk by one, I'll change it to like a candy store or something.
00:30:52Or like turn abortion clinics into churches or something like that.
00:30:57Exactly.
00:30:57So anything that offends or you want to be shielded from, you can like narrow your view
00:31:03in that way.
00:31:03Wow, that's kind of already a problem though, isn't it?
00:31:07Exactly.
00:31:07And this will really just kind of exacerbate that whole echo chamber thing.
00:31:12I'm not sure how I feel like that.
00:31:14Yeah, no shit.
00:31:14All right, think about it this way.
00:31:15So like all these companies have like all your data and stuff, right?
00:31:18So imagine they just want to make an app that like puts all your public data out there.
00:31:22Nothing crazy.
00:31:23Just like your voting history, sexual orientation, things like that.
00:31:26Imagine having that shit floating above your head like it's a goddamn video game or something.
00:31:29Oh, dude.
00:31:30People are going to be talking shit about my taste in music.
00:31:33Exactly.
00:31:34It just makes it way easier to prejudge people.
00:31:39Fuck.
00:31:42This is why we have to do something.
00:31:44What do you mean?
00:31:46Oh, no, I'm just, I mean like if humans don't slow down, they are going to be the death of
00:31:52themselves.
00:31:53I don't think there's a lot we can really do about it other than hope for the best.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01Unfortunately, when left to their own devices, humans have not always turned to their brightest
00:32:05and best.
00:32:06You never made it this far.
00:32:09Yeah, I guess that's something.
00:32:11Again, not a lot we can really do about it.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:14Yeah, maybe.
00:32:16Maybe not.
00:32:18Oh, hey, speaking of which, how are the mushrooms treating you?
00:32:22All right, I guess.
00:32:22I mean, I don't really notice anything different.
00:32:24I'm not like sick or anything.
00:32:27But, you know, haven't noticed any significant changes.
00:32:31It's only been like, what, four days?
00:32:33Something like that.
00:32:35I think we'll be feeling it pretty soon.
00:32:37Okay, cool.
00:32:40But until then, you want to get smashed?
00:32:42Yeah, I mean, I think we'll probably do that.
00:32:56Okay, cool.
00:33:26Okay, cool.
00:33:56Okay, cool.
00:34:26Okay, cool.
00:34:52Pugger! Pugger! Pugger!
00:35:07Oh man, that's real knee-slipper.
00:35:10It's not funny.
00:35:12Oh fuck, how does that even work?
00:35:15Shut up, would you just help me?
00:35:16Sure, yeah. You want me to blow ya?
00:35:18Bein' real, Pugger.
00:35:22Seriously, fuck, was it a woman?
00:35:24Oh fuck, oh Jesus Christ.
00:35:27Pugger, you stop messing around, go in the closet and get my fucking pump!
00:35:31You have a pump?
00:35:36Oh my God, oh Jesus Christ.
00:35:38Pugger, I swear to fucking God, if I go flat, I fucking die.
00:35:41Are you serious?
00:35:42Do you really want to find out?
00:35:43I don't know, maybe.
00:35:48I don't know why it's only worth saving money.
00:35:51I don't know if you really capable of buying any money.
00:35:53Yeah, you should hold this journey to him but don't put
00:35:56Tipper made MU.
00:35:58Yeah.
00:35:59Take care.
00:36:00Although I've ever done, it's not that, I don't know why.
00:36:01I'm our car is doing for this to before maybe.
00:36:02enable you to pay your mama and I want to pay my respects on hold.
00:36:05And as soon as I can, I'm just talking before.
00:36:07Except for that, I can be someone else trying to make use on hold of something.
00:36:09As soon as I can pay you,
00:36:11I can leave a house you have a sec.
00:36:13Because when Iïżœïżœ is not going to pack me out on hold of something,
00:36:14I'm not looking.
00:36:15I'm leaving so ìì for this,
00:36:16All right.
00:36:46Eat it.
00:36:55Fucking eat it.
00:36:57Might as well.
00:37:16Be careful.
00:37:26Why?
00:37:27Because it's not too late.
00:37:29Too late for what?
00:37:31To stop them.
00:37:33It's not who from what?
00:37:36I should die.
00:37:38I should do it.
00:37:39Sure.
00:37:41I think it's the best.
00:37:42I can't believe it.
00:37:43I can't believe it.
00:37:44You are now on the phone.
00:37:46My phone is on the phone.
00:37:48Hello.
00:37:50I'm here.
00:37:52You're welcome.
00:37:54I'm here.
00:38:00I'm here.
00:38:08I'm here.
00:38:14Okay.
00:39:14Vacation, celebration, metamorphosis, had just begun.
00:39:20We are alive.
00:39:28Born in the dark, heard rumors of the so-called sun.
00:39:34And of its light.
00:39:35It's like a dark, heard rumors of the so-called sun.
00:39:41Our territory arts has driven us into this form.
00:39:48We're on our way.
00:39:55We emerge from the depths, a creature like number four.
00:40:00It's all right.
00:40:06It's all right.
00:40:09I'm not gonna talk about it.
00:40:12I'm not gonna talk about it.
00:40:13I don't know.
00:40:43Hey, Ig. Just calling to see what's going on, man.
00:40:59I know you're off today, so give me a call.
00:41:01Later.
00:41:13Hey, what's up?
00:41:19Just giving me a call back.
00:41:20All right, coming back.
00:41:21Later.
00:41:43Hey, what's up?
00:42:13Hey, what's going on?
00:42:16Nothing.
00:42:16You call me.
00:42:17What's up?
00:42:18Oh, you call me.
00:42:20What's going on?
00:42:21Nothing.
00:42:21I'm just calling back.
00:42:22I didn't have my phone with me.
00:42:24Okay.
00:42:25Well, what's going on?
00:42:27Nothing.
00:42:27I was just painting.
00:42:29What's up?
00:42:31I'm actually driving.
00:42:32Hey, I'm close by.
00:42:33You want me to pick you up?
00:42:34I've got to do a couple things.
00:42:37Yeah, sure, I guess.
00:42:38So, you feeling it yet?
00:42:40I don't know.
00:42:40I mean, I guess.
00:42:42Like, today I feel great.
00:42:43I ain't even fucking smoking.
00:42:44I feel like a fucking million bucks.
00:42:46Yeah, man.
00:42:48After the first few days, it really starts to work its magic.
00:42:51I feel like a whole new guy.
00:42:52Have you ever seen anything weird happen?
00:42:57Like what?
00:42:58I don't know.
00:42:59Like any weird dreams?
00:43:01Weird dreams?
00:43:02No.
00:43:03My sleep is usually pretty fucked up anyway.
00:43:06Insomnia.
00:43:08Sleep apnea.
00:43:09Sleep paralysis.
00:43:11But the past few days have been amazing.
00:43:13I didn't even drink last night.
00:43:15Damn.
00:43:16It's awesome.
00:43:18Why?
00:43:19You been having weird dreams or something?
00:43:22Yeah, I mean, I guess.
00:43:25They're just dreams.
00:43:26It's only weird because I haven't dreamt in a long time, you know?
00:43:29But, uh, I don't know.
00:43:32Maybe you've also been here and stuff?
00:43:36Mm.
00:43:37That could be normal.
00:43:38I mean, you've never taken mushrooms before, right?
00:43:41Probably just getting some, uh, some fringe hallucinatory effects, you know?
00:43:45But what are we talking about here?
00:43:48An indiscernible rustling?
00:43:50A beep?
00:43:52Voices?
00:43:53I don't know, not voices, but, like, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:43:56Like, I'll hear something in the other room, or, like, maybe I'll feel like there's somebody
00:44:01in the room.
00:44:03Oh, that definitely sounds normal, man.
00:44:04It's like being high as fuck.
00:44:06Yeah, I know, but, like, I don't feel high.
00:44:09It's different.
00:44:11It's supposed to be different, you know?
00:44:13I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about.
00:44:17And right now, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
00:44:20You're about to tell me to trust the mushrooms.
00:44:23No, but that's actually good advice.
00:44:25All right, give me a minute.
00:44:27I gotta ship a couple things.
00:44:28So, let's check it out.
00:44:34Really man, I wasn't even there that long.
00:45:04You wanna get some coffee or something?
00:45:06Yeah, that sounds good.
00:45:08Thanks man, what else you got going on?
00:45:10Nothing really.
00:45:11I was actually supposed to swing by my buddy's house and pick something up, but he just texted me and said he's not home or something, I don't know.
00:45:18You wanna get fucked up?
00:45:19You know I do.
00:45:20I really do.
00:45:21But, um, I don't know, I feel good for once.
00:45:24Maybe I should go into my work week without a hangover.
00:45:26See if the mushrooms really do solve all my fucking problems.
00:45:29Mmm, it's probably a good idea.
00:45:32Let the mushrooms proceed unfettered.
00:45:35I mean I'll probably get high, have a couple beers.
00:45:37That's not a big deal.
00:45:39You don't think it's gonna get any worse do you?
00:45:42What?
00:45:43Like the dreams and stuff?
00:45:45Nah man, if anything it's gonna get better.
00:45:49Much, much better.
00:45:51That guy at work, the one who gave him to you, did he take him?
00:45:58Mmm, that's a good question.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02Just give it like three more days.
00:46:04I think you're right there.
00:46:06Right where?
00:46:07Right on the precipice.
00:46:09The precipice of what?
00:46:11Of becoming and being.
00:46:16I worry so much.
00:46:17Let's go into this ska.
00:46:18dunno.
00:46:19Alright I think I'll throw away from him.
00:46:20Alright I think we'll get away from him.
00:46:21You bear it literally.
00:46:22I don't know.
00:46:23I don't see it.
00:46:24Ardief the tune in the absolutes.
00:46:25I can see a perfect, but I think it's almost totally important.
00:46:26I really think I cannot ignore him and can't do it.
00:46:27You can see the world around coming from him.
00:46:28It's almost all.
00:46:29So I choose any other day.
00:46:30I care for you now.
00:46:31On the edge of my heart, everyone.
00:46:32I find a way that we canine.
00:46:33I think I thought it a side of my heart,
00:46:34it's all a natural ŃĐŸĐ»ŃĐșĐŸ,
00:46:36I'm really gay.
00:47:07Hey, what's shaking, butterbeen?
00:47:27You wanna rip this bowl?
00:47:28Fuck you.
00:47:29Give me a second.
00:47:30What the hell you doing?
00:47:32Selling some stuff online.
00:47:33What kind of stuff, man?
00:47:34We got no stuff.
00:47:35I have stuff.
00:47:36I sold a couple old records, some comic books, t-shirts.
00:47:38I didn't know you had any comic books.
00:47:40Me neither.
00:47:41Fought them in the closet.
00:47:42Motherfucker, those are mine!
00:47:43Oh, no wonder.
00:47:44Well, selling pretty good.
00:47:45Man, you piece of shit.
00:47:46What else you got for sale on there?
00:47:47Nothing, really.
00:47:48Just like some socks or whatever.
00:47:49Use basketball!
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51Now.
00:47:52I see how you might take this the wrong way.
00:47:54It's a fucking picture of me!
00:47:56Well, yeah, but it's not what it looks like.
00:47:57It looks like you want to sell me to some motherfucker on the internet.
00:48:00Okay, well, then, yeah, that's exactly what it looks like.
00:48:04Oh, come here.
00:48:06I don't could hurt you.
00:48:08Oh, come here.
00:48:21I don't know.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:51Yeah, Larry, that's fine.
00:49:54I don't know.
00:50:24I don't know.
00:50:54I don't know.
00:51:24I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:56I don't know.
00:51:58I don't know.
00:52:00I don't know.
00:52:02I don't know.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:06I don't know.
00:52:08I don't know.
00:52:12I don't know.
00:52:14I don't know.
00:52:18I don't know.
00:52:20I don't know.
00:52:26I don't know.
00:52:28I don't know.
00:52:34I don't know.
00:52:36I don't know.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:44I don't know.
00:52:46I don't know.
00:52:48I don't know.
00:53:50Can I help you?
00:53:52I certainly hope so. I've traveled an awful long way to see you.
00:53:56Oh yeah? And why is that?
00:53:58You don't recognize me.
00:54:00No. Should I?
00:54:02I'm Agent Green.
00:54:05But I guess if you weren't expecting me...
00:54:08No. I wasn't expecting you.
00:54:10I don't know who the fuck you are. What do you want?
00:54:13You don't have a message for me.
00:54:14Okay. It's time for you to go.
00:54:18So sorry to have bothered you.
00:54:21I'm sure you're a...
00:54:22busy man.
00:54:25A well...
00:54:28oiled...
00:54:30machine.
00:54:31Like yourself.
00:54:32What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
00:54:34Can I ask just one question before I go?
00:54:37Sure what?
00:54:37Are you in control?
00:54:41What?
00:54:44You should take my card.
00:54:46Okay.
00:54:46So what would you like to talk about today?
00:55:12I guess the mushrooms.
00:55:13You're still taking them.
00:55:17Have you had any more strange dreams?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:21Would you like to tell me about them?
00:55:23No.
00:55:26That's okay.
00:55:27You don't have to tell me about them.
00:55:31Can you tell me why you don't want to tell me about them?
00:55:36They're too real.
00:55:39How do you know you're dreaming?
00:55:41I wake up.
00:55:44So they're pretty vivid dreams, huh?
00:55:47Incredibly vivid.
00:55:49And like...
00:55:52I don't know, maybe sometimes I wake up and I don't even realize I'd fall asleep.
00:55:56What do you mean?
00:55:57Do you lose time?
00:55:58I don't know if I lost time, but...
00:56:00It's like when you wake up from an unexpected nap, completely disoriented.
00:56:04You don't know where you are or what time it is.
00:56:06And then you start to remember.
00:56:07It's kind of been like that.
00:56:12And then with the dreams being so vivid, it's just been scary.
00:56:16I want you to do two things.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:23What do I have to do?
00:56:25First, I want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:56:28See if the nightmares clear up.
00:56:31Okay.
00:56:33I think I can do that.
00:56:34And then I want you to write a note in your phone.
00:56:39Write in it every two hours.
00:56:41Just set an alarm for every two hours.
00:56:43And then add to the note.
00:56:44And then if you wake up and you don't know where you are, you just check the time and see if you made all your checks.
00:56:50Okay.
00:56:51I think I can do that.
00:56:56I do want to talk to you about the dreams a little bit.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:05I'll try.
00:57:07Have you been confronted with yourself in any of these dreams?
00:57:11Yeah.
00:57:13How'd you know that?
00:57:14Are you familiar with Young's theory of the shadow self?
00:57:19No.
00:57:20Well, his theory is that the negative parts of our personality that we don't want to see, we shove them down into our subconscious, into the most primal parts of our brain.
00:57:31So our fears, our anxieties, dark fantasies, greed, anything that we might see as negative in another person.
00:57:40Only if we don't confront these feelings, we run the risk of falling victim to them.
00:57:46So the idea is that we need to integrate these negative parts of our personalities into ourselves and accept that anger, sadness, fear, anxiety, these are all natural feelings.
00:57:58And once we learn to do that, we can address what's causing these problems, rather than feeling guilty about having the feelings in the first place.
00:58:07So you think it's possible that these dreams are a manifestation of my shadow self because I'm not dealing with my anxiety?
00:58:18I'm saying that's a possibility.
00:58:19I'm saying that's a possibility, yeah.
00:58:21You can also start to write a dream diary, and we can talk about it in your next session, or not.
00:58:30I can tell these haven't been pleasant experiences for you, and I don't want to make you relive them if you don't have to.
00:58:38But they're only dreams.
00:58:40And even if they are hallucinations, and I understand that those can be very frightening,
00:58:45but when you understand that these feelings and these images are only in your mind, you can confront them.
00:58:51The same way you can learn to confront your anxiety.
00:58:54You tell yourself, yes, I am feeling anxious.
00:58:58Yes, I am feeling scared.
00:59:00And that's okay.
00:59:01It's okay to have these feelings.
00:59:03They will pass.
00:59:05Our bodies have these triggers for a reason.
00:59:09And when we learn to accept the symptoms, you can address what causes them.
00:59:14And you can tell yourself, these things aren't going to hurt you.
00:59:18You aren't an immediate danger.
00:59:21And you can start to live with the anxiety, and hopefully the nightmares will go away as well.
00:59:29Well, that all sounds great in theory.
00:59:33I understand it sounds like a lot of homework, and you don't have to do it all at once.
00:59:38First, I just want you to stop taking the mushrooms.
00:59:41Do you think you can at least do that?
00:59:44I think I could probably do that.
00:59:48Let's see.
00:59:58First I do this.
01:00:01You have to cheat.
01:00:03If I use these words to me, my feedback.
01:00:05Click and let you see if I take 1000mm of videos.
01:00:06You make someáș©y ofertas you enjoy this year or the gas question.
01:00:08That way you need to address some of my work.
01:00:09And I already take 250 omateles from that question.
01:00:12And I.
01:00:13I'm glad to hand over this morning while I'm out of my building.
01:00:15I only solve this, I can also ask, but I do well if I saw you.
01:00:17you know you can get the door
01:00:27yeah you know you can get the door
01:00:29yeah but i'm doing something
01:00:30oh and i'm not
01:00:31you're watching tv and you're right by the door
01:00:33i'm watching a movie
01:00:34and so what it's not for me anyway
01:00:37well i can see they didn't order food so you know it's not for you
01:00:39exactly
01:00:40god damn motherfucker came up with the god damn door in some fucking apartment
01:00:43do you have a moment to talk about corn god
01:00:48i don't
01:00:50he's not any worse for you than normal god
01:00:53sorry i gotta go
01:00:55just because faith in him is processed differently doesn't mean your soul reacts any differently to him
01:01:01no thanks man
01:01:03told you it was for me
01:01:07i don't even like corn
01:01:08yes you do
01:01:09yeah i do
01:01:11fat fuck
01:01:12man that agent green sure is a well-held machine
01:01:16he likes to keep his chassis clean
01:01:19it's a clean machine
01:01:21yeah that's what i read
01:01:23do you think he's ready
01:01:28it's our job to make him ready
01:01:31the cage and celebration that amorphous had just begun
01:01:43we are alive
01:01:47born in the dark
01:01:55rumors of the so-called sun
01:01:57and of its light
01:02:01and of its light
01:02:03and of its light
01:02:03and of its light
01:02:04and of its light
01:02:05on already
01:02:06in the dark
01:02:07and of its light
01:02:08We are waiting on the right
01:02:10because we have to make up
01:02:11listen to our cabram
01:02:14of our senses
01:02:14and of its light
01:02:16we have to normally
01:02:16start to travel
01:02:17to see our eyes
01:02:20the future
01:02:20are we will see
01:02:21what was that
01:02:21and do
01:02:22all right
01:02:23and get the friends
01:02:24and try as a Lil
01:02:24in mind
01:02:26with the
01:02:27song
01:02:28can
01:02:28take
01:02:29just
01:02:29to Hem
01:02:30and
01:02:32see
01:02:32Hey, buddy.
01:02:44What the fuck are you?
01:02:47Well, I'm a teratoma.
01:02:49Like a tumor with hair and teeth?
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51And eyes and a mouth and vocal cords.
01:02:54Come on, that's fucking ludicrous.
01:02:56Then what am I?
01:02:58Well, you can't be real.
01:02:59Well, this is either a dream or a hallucination.
01:03:04So you think this is a dream?
01:03:06It would have to be.
01:03:07Okay, then change something.
01:03:10Alright, like what?
01:03:11I don't know.
01:03:13Make me go away.
01:03:15Okay.
01:03:16Um, I don't believe in you.
01:03:18You're just a fucking figment of my imagination.
01:03:21Go away.
01:03:25Am I still here?
01:03:27Yeah.
01:03:28Why won't you believe me?
01:03:30Because you're a figment of my imagination.
01:03:33Okay, fine.
01:03:34You're a tumor.
01:03:37Why are you senient?
01:03:38Are you an old twin that I absorbed?
01:03:41Let's say I'm not what I say I am.
01:03:44Then what am I?
01:03:45I don't know.
01:03:46Some kind of, uh...
01:03:48mix of, like, a distorted view of myself
01:03:51and, like, a depiction of my messed up guts and stuff
01:03:56because of how shitty I eat.
01:03:58Okay.
01:03:59So you think I'm some sort of manifestation of your poor health
01:04:03in a dream or a hallucination?
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:07Yeah, I think that's probably what you are.
01:04:10What do you think you are?
01:04:15Why?
01:04:18What do you think you are?
01:04:19Why would you ask me?
01:04:21What information could I possibly have
01:04:24if I'm just a figment of your imagination?
01:04:27Okay.
01:04:31Well, let's say you're not a figment of my imagination.
01:04:34What would you think you are?
01:04:37If I wasn't a figment of your imagination, well...
01:04:41Well, I don't know.
01:04:42I guess I could be a lot of things, like you said.
01:04:45I could be a manifestation of your stress and anxiety,
01:04:48mounting health problems.
01:04:50It's possible.
01:04:52I could be an alien spore growing inside of you
01:04:54that you pulled out.
01:04:55Like an invasion of the body snatchers type thing?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:05:00Is that what you think you are?
01:05:02No.
01:05:03Then what do you think you are?
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:06I just know you pulled me out of your fucking head,
01:05:08and here I am.
01:05:10So I might be a dream or a hallucination
01:05:12from the mushrooms,
01:05:14from your poor health,
01:05:15lack of fresh air,
01:05:17all the pollutants and toxins in the air.
01:05:20So what are you implying?
01:05:21That since I've been working at home all this fucking time,
01:05:23there's chemicals in here that are making me sick?
01:05:25Is that what you're saying?
01:05:26No.
01:05:27I'm not saying that.
01:05:28I'm just saying,
01:05:29don't blame the mushrooms.
01:05:30I'm just saying,
01:05:32there are other things that might possibly be at play.
01:05:34I think that's a fucking stretch.
01:05:37Maybe.
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:39Did you know that acetone can erase your memory?
01:05:42Did you know that?
01:05:44No.
01:05:45Like when people have paint.
01:05:46Well, imagine inhaling that same stuff little by little
01:05:50over a long period of time.
01:05:52Imagine the long-term effects.
01:05:56So what are you saying?
01:05:56That you're some kind of acetone hallucination?
01:05:58No.
01:05:59I'm not saying that.
01:06:00I'm not saying that at all.
01:06:01I'm just saying,
01:06:03ask Kel.
01:06:04Ask Ivan.
01:06:05Did they have these fucked up dreams
01:06:07when they took the mushrooms?
01:06:08Well, so what?
01:06:09Just because nothing happened to them
01:06:10doesn't mean shit.
01:06:11What about bad trips?
01:06:12What if I have some kind of
01:06:12undiagnosed mental disorder?
01:06:14You know, maybe I'm bipolar
01:06:15or maybe I have early signs of schizophrenia.
01:06:18There you go.
01:06:19Why are you blaming it on the mushrooms
01:06:20when you have schizophrenia?
01:06:22I'm not saying I have schizophrenia.
01:06:23I'm just saying
01:06:24different things affect people differently.
01:06:27So don't say it's not the fucking mushrooms.
01:06:29Okay?
01:06:29You know, I could find out.
01:06:30Just stop taking them.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:33Is that what you're going to do?
01:06:35I don't know.
01:06:36First, I have to wake up
01:06:37from this fucking dream.
01:06:40Okay, I tell you what.
01:06:42Why don't you just leave this bathroom
01:06:44and see if it's a dream?
01:06:45Just go about your day
01:06:46and see if I'm real.
01:06:48You tell me when you wake up.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:52That is what I'm going to do.
01:06:52Don't try to fucking scare me.
01:06:54I'm going to wake up
01:06:55as soon as I walk out
01:06:56of this fucking bathroom.
01:06:57I'm going to walk out of here.
01:06:58Some other kind of weird shit
01:06:59is going to fucking happen.
01:07:01See, you are a fucking dream.
01:07:04Just trying to give me
01:07:04the fucking runaround.
01:07:08Don't scare me.
01:07:31I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:32I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:33I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:34I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:34I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:35I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:36I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:37I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:38I'm going to walk out of here.
01:07:39I'm going to walk out of here.
01:08:10Hey, what's up?
01:08:27Nothing. It's been a couple days. What's going on?
01:08:33Does everything look drawn to you?
01:08:36What?
01:08:38Nothing.
01:08:40So what's up, man? You've been all fucked up or what?
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:45Fucked up how?
01:08:46Like, going out of my mind.
01:08:50Are your dreams creeping into your waking life?
01:08:53Yeah. Is that supposed to happen?
01:08:56I don't know about supposed to, but yeah, it happened with me the first few days.
01:09:00Why would you say there's no side effects?
01:09:02Because I wouldn't call that a side effect. That's more like the primary effect.
01:09:06You said nothing fucking weird happened to you.
01:09:09I didn't want to scare you.
01:09:10I thought if I was microdosing them, I wasn't supposed to feel any of the hallucinogenic effects.
01:09:15I didn't say that.
01:09:16Yeah, but everything I've read...
01:09:17Yeah, but everything you've read has been about psilocybin.
01:09:20You said these are pretty much the same thing.
01:09:22Yeah, basically. I mean, they're both hallucinogenic mushrooms, so technically that is true.
01:09:28Well, fuck you, man. I'm not taking them anymore.
01:09:30It'll pass.
01:09:31No, fuck that. Kel said the same thing.
01:09:33Ah, yes. Kel.
01:09:36Yeah, he took them too, and he didn't warn me either.
01:09:39Because there's nothing to warn you about. You're not going insane.
01:09:43As a matter of fact, I think you're going to find that you are considerably more sane after this ordeal.
01:09:48So you're still taking the mushrooms?
01:09:50Me? No. No, I don't need them anymore. I feel great without them.
01:09:54And you're not hallucinating right now.
01:09:56Dude, my mind is as clear as it's ever been.
01:09:59You know, there's a joke to be made there, but regardless, I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:10:04Think about it this way.
01:10:06Let me tell you what you're experiencing.
01:10:08When you sleep, your brain is running through all this shit that happened to you throughout the day, right?
01:10:13Your dreams kind of filter that stuff.
01:10:15Help you work through traumatic events, fears, things like that.
01:10:18But what's happening here is you're actually being confronted with your dreams and your waking life.
01:10:24And yeah, it's vivid, it's intense, but it's still just a dream.
01:10:28Think about yogis and Taoist monks that meditate and transcend consciousness.
01:10:35They're reaching a level of focus and concentration that's akin to sleep.
01:10:39They're entering a dream state while awake.
01:10:43You're basically receiving supercharged enlightenment.
01:10:47And yeah, I understand how that can be scary, but you just got to keep it in perspective.
01:10:53It's all in your mind.
01:10:55It's not real.
01:10:56It's too real.
01:10:58I'm not ready for fucking enlightenment.
01:11:01Hey, if you are, what are you going to do?
01:11:05How long will they be in my system?
01:11:07I don't know, but I'm telling you, you're almost there.
01:11:12I don't think I can do this anymore.
01:11:15Do you want my advice?
01:11:16Not really.
01:11:16I don't know.
01:11:35I don't know.
01:11:35Can you help me?
01:12:05Can you help me?
01:12:35Can you help me?
01:13:05Can you help me?
01:13:07W.E.R. 138.
01:13:09CRM 114.
01:13:11Listen man, I don't know who the fuck you are, and I don't know who the fuck you want.
01:13:14But if you say one more stupid fucking code, I'm gonna punch you in the other eye.
01:13:18There he is.
01:13:20There's that vigor.
01:13:25Listen man, if you don't fucking leave, I'm gonna make you leave.
01:13:30As you wish.
01:13:39Oh yeah, and by the way...
01:13:42It's not real.
01:13:58It's not real.
01:14:03It's not real.
01:14:08It's not real.
01:14:11What's not real?
01:14:13You.
01:14:14You're not real.
01:14:16Did you ever wake up?
01:14:18No.
01:14:19See, that's because you were never asleep.
01:14:22Or, well, you're currently experiencing an irregular sleep pattern.
01:14:27That's kinda what my brother said.
01:14:30Well, he's right.
01:14:32Great.
01:14:33So when is that gonna stop?
01:14:36When I learn to embrace my shadow self and reach enlightenment?
01:14:40What?
01:14:42My brother said the mushrooms are basically supercharging my subconscious and bringing me face to face with my anxieties.
01:14:50Is that what he said?
01:14:53That's...
01:14:55Interesting.
01:14:57You don't think that's what's happening?
01:15:00I shouldn't be saying this, but it's the mushrooms.
01:15:05They're not right.
01:15:07The spores have started to fester in your brain.
01:15:10What?
01:15:12They've started growing and burrowing into your temporal parietal junction.
01:15:16You're stuck between your sleep cycles to a point where you don't even notice when you're falling asleep and waking up.
01:15:21I bet you haven't even realized how much time you've lost.
01:15:23I'm surprised you're not in a crippling state of dread and confusion.
01:15:27I am.
01:15:28I'm just trying to convince myself that it's all in my mind and that it's gonna go away.
01:15:33Well, it is in your mind, but it's not going to go away.
01:15:38Why should I suddenly believe anything that you're saying?
01:15:41Because I came from your brain, and that's what I think is going on in there.
01:15:47Well, then why didn't you say any of this before?
01:15:49I had time to think about it after we talked.
01:15:51So if all this is caused by the fungus, then what are you?
01:15:56I think I'm you.
01:15:58Maybe what's left of you.
01:16:00So what now?
01:16:02I don't know.
01:16:03So I'm definitely dreaming right now.
01:16:13I wouldn't say you're definitely anything.
01:16:17And I wouldn't say that I'm definitely anything either.
01:16:21Well, what am I supposed to do?
01:16:23I don't know, man.
01:16:25I think we just gotta face what's coming.
01:16:28And what do you think that is?
01:16:30I think you need to go down the hall and find out.
01:17:00Okay, this is a pretty good one.
01:17:28Welcome to Cop Stop Donut Shop.
01:17:30Where the cops come to shop and the donuts never stop.
01:17:32How can I help you?
01:17:33Uh...
01:17:35Hey, isn't this that dumb bald motherfucker's always watching us?
01:17:39What?
01:17:40Hey, yeah.
01:17:41I guess it is.
01:17:42What do you know?
01:17:43Am I in the cartoon?
01:17:45What the fuck you talking about?
01:17:47Like, did I somehow get sucked into the Porker and Roundy show?
01:17:52Um, Mr. D?
01:17:55What the fuck is it?
01:17:57That weird ass homeless guy is always staring at us as talking all funny.
01:18:00Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
01:18:03Wait, no.
01:18:04This isn't real.
01:18:05This is just a cartoon.
01:18:06I'm not supposed to be here.
01:18:07This is just a dream.
01:18:08If you know it's a dream, then why don't you change something?
01:18:11Like what?
01:18:12Anything.
01:18:13Stop Mr. Destructor Populous from blasting your ass.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:17Did it work?
01:18:20Nope.
01:18:26How are you feeling?
01:18:27That's a difficult question to answer.
01:18:29Have you stopped taking the mushrooms?
01:18:31Yes.
01:18:32I think it was too late.
01:18:34What do you mean by that?
01:18:36Yeah.
01:18:37What do you mean by that?
01:18:38Who let you out the house?
01:18:39What was that?
01:18:40What?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42You said something.
01:18:43What?
01:18:44You said something.
01:18:45I think I'm okay.
01:18:46What?
01:18:47I think I'm okay.
01:18:48You think you're okay?
01:18:50Yeah.
01:18:51Have you tried looking in the mirror?
01:18:53Loving in the mirror.
01:20:37Send me on a trip that I can only describe as pan-shittingly terrifying.
01:20:41Is that a medical term?
01:20:43They mean something.
01:20:45But not everything has to mean something.
01:20:49What about your fucking story?
01:20:51I wouldn't say it takes anybody to the dark depths of their minds as much-
01:20:57No, I admit it was scary at first.
01:20:59But now I feel like a whole new man.
01:21:01So I say take the mushrooms.
01:21:03Trust the mushrooms.
01:21:05Eat the mushrooms.
01:21:07Time, give us everything, including the space to read.
01:21:27Gravity.
01:21:29Gravity.
01:21:30All around you and me.
01:21:31Holding each moment in place.
01:21:34As the sun shines into the void.
01:21:37Like a tool at the bottom of a grand world.
01:21:41And eternity is so much time.
01:21:49Time, time, time.
01:21:55Time, time, time.
01:21:59Time, time, time.
01:22:01Time, time.
01:22:31Time, time, time.
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