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00:00:00Don Enel Neatiti.
00:00:01And that's a bit too.
00:00:02And where do you know that I'm not?
00:00:04Because it's a bit here,
00:00:06that the other side of us is not saying that.
00:00:07No one, if this show here,
00:00:09if he is an extraordinary person,
00:00:11there will be a guy who is to say,
00:00:12they will be no longer.
00:00:13They will be no longer.
00:00:14They will be no longer.
00:00:15And we'll see if we are not a bit after this.
00:00:19The talent has not been,
00:00:20nor the other way,
00:00:21except to say that it's a way to tell us.
00:00:24Correct.
00:00:26You have to go to the truth.
00:00:27It was a good argument, Titi.
00:00:30It was a good argument, Titi.
00:00:32It was a great deal, and it was a good thing.
00:00:36I'm an angel, I'm a hairstylist, and...
00:00:42...and I work in comedy.
00:00:46Could we take this act to improv show or crowd org?
00:00:51The problem is that when you want to catalogate a show
00:01:01as being crowd org or improv,
00:01:04you talk about any rules.
00:01:07This is why I don't think it can be catalogated
00:01:10as a comedy show.
00:01:12It's just a thing that happens on TikTok,
00:01:17but here, as a live show,
00:01:20live, it's just in any sense.
00:01:22It doesn't have any sense.
00:01:23But how do you get it?
00:01:24100 lei.
00:01:25Why do you get it?
00:01:26Probably...
00:01:28...not at the level of...
00:01:30...not at the end of the context,
00:01:33I'd like to have the rapidity of this
00:01:36to have answers, to have answers to me.
00:01:39Spontaneity.
00:01:40You actually have to pay for it?
00:01:41You have to pay for it.
00:01:42I have to pay for it.
00:01:43I have to pay for it.
00:01:44I have to pay for it.
00:01:45I have to pay for it.
00:01:46I have to pay for it.
00:01:47I have to pay for it.
00:01:49You think he's adapted or
00:01:51he's adapted to us in the world?
00:01:57This is a talent,
00:01:58I don't say that.
00:01:59You don't say that.
00:02:00To throw you in the world.
00:02:02I think he's instinctive.
00:02:04He's very spontaneous.
00:02:06He's very spontaneous.
00:02:07He's what can't.
00:02:08He's what can't.
00:02:09He's what can't.
00:02:10I have a great experience.
00:02:11That's what?
00:02:12That's fabulous.
00:02:13That's how I get to mind.
00:02:15I'm really excited.
00:02:16Wow.
00:02:17I've come to my life.
00:02:18Wow.
00:02:19Wow.
00:02:20Wow.
00:02:21Wow.
00:02:22Wow.
00:02:23Wow.
00:02:25Wow!
00:02:27Wow!
00:02:28Wow!
00:02:29Wow!
00:02:30Wow!
00:02:31Wow!
00:02:32Wow!
00:02:33Wow!
00:02:34The ticket, the ticket, it's your return
00:03:04The ticket, the ticket, it's your return
00:03:10CÃĒnd Či-e scris sÄ fii un star, nu conteazÄ locul ÃŪn care te naČti
00:03:17Exact, ABBA vine de la Stockholm, Beatles de la Liverpool, al nostru vine de la CÄzÄneČti
00:03:23Na, ia ui
00:03:28BunÄ seara, vÄ spune Či Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti
00:03:34Doamne, bine aČi venit, doamne
00:03:38Nicu de la CÄzÄ, pare de capÄ, Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti
00:03:43Nu mi-a uitat la climele cÃĒnd auzit pe Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti
00:03:45Do you know Nicu?
00:03:47Do you know Nicu?
00:03:48Či tu de la fratei meu
00:03:50CÄ, sÄ Čtii cÄ Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti este aČa un fel de, nu Čtiu, chiar Či pentru o generaČie de dupÄ noi
00:03:58Chiar douÄ generaČii de dupÄ noi
00:04:00Sunt niČte chestii care din cÃĒnd ÃŪn cÃĒnd se ÃŪntorc
00:04:06NiČte virale care din cÃĒnd ÃŪn cÃĒnd se ÃŪntorc Či nu Čtiu ce
00:04:09ČtiČi cÄ sunteČi o legendÄ?
00:04:11Čtiu cum sunt, cum sunt viral
00:04:12Či cum vÄ simČiČi ca Či legendÄ?
00:04:17Ok
00:04:17Legenda rÄmÃĒne tot legendÄ, chiar dacÄ nu mai cÃĒntÄ, rÄmÃĒne tot acolo
00:04:23PÄi cum adicÄ, nu mai cÃĒntaČi?
00:04:25Ba da, dar eu mÄ refer chiar dacÄ mÃĒine m-aČ lÄsa domeniul Ästa muzical
00:04:29RÄmÃĒne opera
00:04:31RÄmÃĒne legenda acolo
00:04:33Ãn continuare locuiČi ÃŪn CÄzÄneČti
00:04:36Exact
00:04:36CÄsÄtorit?
00:04:37Nu
00:04:37Copii?
00:04:39Nu
00:04:39Este o chestiune de alegere personalÄ?
00:04:42Nu mi-am ÃŪntÃĒlnit jumÄtatea
00:04:45Dar v-aČi dori sÄ o ÃŪntÃĒlniČi?
00:04:46Normal
00:04:47PÃĒnÄ una alta, domnilor Či domnilor, sÄ-l ascultÄm pe Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti
00:04:51Play
00:04:52SÄ meargÄ
00:04:53Hai sÄ trec
00:04:55Trebuie sÄ-i trimit lui frate, nu se poate
00:05:06Of, of, of, of, of, deČteaptÄieČti
00:05:10CÃĒnd sunt pe alu-mi vorbeČti
00:05:12Či-e fricÄ, dar de vrei peat
00:05:16CÄ sunt nebun de negat
00:05:18Of, of, of, deČteaptÄieČti
00:05:21CÃĒnd sunt pe alu-mi vorbeČti
00:05:23Či-e fricÄ, dar cÄ sunt peat
00:05:26CÄ sunt nebun de negat
00:05:29Mi-a spus ÃŪntr-o dimineaČÄ
00:05:36SÄ nu mai vii pe-ata acasÄ
00:05:39Mi-a spus cÄ s-a sÄturat
00:05:41CÃĒnd nu mai reÃŪnÄ-i fac
00:05:44Mi-a spus ÃŪntr-o dimineaČÄ
00:05:47SÄ nu mai vii pe-ata acasÄ
00:05:50Mi-a spus cÄ s-a sÄturat
00:05:52CÃĒnd nu mai reÃŪnÄ-i fac
00:05:55Uf, uf, uf
00:06:01Uf, uf, uf, deČteaptÄieČti
00:06:05CÃĒnd sunt pe alu-mi vorbeČti
00:06:07Či-e fricÄ, dar de vrei peat
00:06:10CÄ sunt nebun de negat
00:06:13Uf, uf, uf, deČteaptÄieČti
00:06:16CÃĒnd sunt pe alu-mi vorbeČti
00:06:18Či-e fricÄ, dar cÄ sunt peat
00:06:21CÄ sunt nebun de negat
00:06:24De tine nevoastrÄ-mi place
00:06:31CÃĒnd sunt pe-am mÃĒna Či-mi place
00:06:34MÄ trezesc, mÄi, ei la rost
00:06:36MÄ-ntreg pe unde am fost
00:06:39De tine nevoastrÄ-mi place
00:06:42CÃĒnd sunt pe-am mÃĒnÄ Či-mi place
00:06:45MÄ trezesc, mÄi, ei la rost
00:06:48MÄ-ntreg pe unde am fost
00:06:50Mi-a spus ÃŪntr-o dimineaČÄ
00:07:02SÄ nu mai vin de-atÄ acasÄ
00:07:04Mi-a spus cÄ s-a sÄturat
00:07:07CÄ nu mai ai ÃŪncÄ-i pas
00:07:10Mi-a spus ÃŪntr-o dimineaČÄ
00:07:12SÄ nu mai vin de-atÄ
00:07:14Domnul Nicu
00:07:16Dar n-aČi mai cÃĒntat de mult piesa asta
00:07:19CÄ vÄ e strÄinÄ
00:07:20AČi intrat pe lÃĒngÄ, pe lÃĒngÄ
00:07:23Dai mÄ, te legi de nimeni
00:07:25Dai mÄ, cÄ e piesa lui care l-a consacrat
00:07:27Eu Čtiu, mÄ, dar nu
00:07:29CÃĒnd e instrumental
00:07:30Nu cÃĒntÄm pe partea aia
00:07:32CÃĒndÄm pe partea aia
00:07:32CÃĒndÄm pe partea aia
00:07:32CÃĒndÄm pe partea aia
00:07:33AdicÄ, doamna, iau pe strada aia
00:07:35Am cÃĒntat ce trebuie, nu ce nu trebuie
00:07:37Nu e, nu e, nu e
00:07:38N-a fost
00:07:39N-a fost, aČi greČit
00:07:40AveČi mai multe piese ÃŪn repertoriu?
00:07:42Da
00:07:42Či toate sunt aČa
00:07:43Claus Nomi-inspired?
00:07:45Sau aveČi Či piese care merg pe o singurÄ voce?
00:07:48Ideea este cÄ
00:07:50Eu combin vocile
00:07:52Cum combinÄ chimistii
00:07:53SubstanČele chimice
00:07:54E un alchimist
00:08:02Či BaČca
00:08:05E de la CÄzÄneČti
00:08:07Eu am o afinitate pentru tot ce ÃŪnseamnÄ acest de la
00:08:11Puica de la 2
00:08:13Alina de la FumaČi
00:08:15Veta de la DÄbuleČti
00:08:18Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti
00:08:20Chestile astea, aceste de lauri
00:08:22AceastÄ particulÄ aproape aristocratÄ
00:08:25DacÄ vrei
00:08:25Mi se pare seducÄtoare
00:08:27AtenČie
00:08:29Mai am o surprizÄ
00:08:31Pentru dumneavoastrÄ
00:08:33Ãn exclusivitate
00:08:35MÄba
00:08:36Pe trei voci
00:08:37Či vÄ dau
00:08:38Pe trei voci
00:08:39Nu cred
00:08:40CompusÄ de mine
00:08:41VÄ dau cu oprire
00:08:43Prima voce, a doua voce Či a treia voce
00:08:45CÄ e o diferenČÄ ÃŪntre prima, a doua Či a treia
00:08:47A treia
00:08:47Clar
00:08:48Hai maestrÄ, dÄ-i drumul
00:08:50VÄ rog
00:08:54Prima voce
00:08:57M-a dat lume la zi, a her
00:09:00Cam talent original
00:09:02M-a dat lume la zi, a her
00:09:06Cam talent original
00:09:07Original
00:09:09A doua voce
00:09:11Ia, ia, ia, ia, ia
00:09:13Original numÄrul unu
00:09:17Ca mine nu e niciunu
00:09:19Original numÄrul unu
00:09:21Ca mine nu e niciunu
00:09:23BÄi, suntem, dÄ-mi sÄ vÄ bucurazÄ
00:09:27A treia, bÄi
00:09:29Asta e sus
00:09:31S-a ÃŪncurcat
00:09:33A doua voce
00:09:35A patra voce
00:09:39A patra
00:09:41Asta e a patra
00:09:43Ai o Čara asta ÃŪn doua
00:09:45Dar voi-i vÄ pocesc
00:09:47Blu'u'u' ce-a fÄcut
00:09:49Či de unde
00:09:51Am a pÄrut
00:09:53Al Čara asta ÃŪn doua
00:09:55BÄi, domnul cÄrÄ
00:09:57Ne-am lÄmurit
00:09:59E bine, e bine, gata!
00:10:01Thank you for that.
00:10:07I've got four voices, they've taken four, they've numbered them.
00:10:10Thank you, I have a question for you.
00:10:13Where did you get your music?
00:10:16How did you get your music?
00:10:18A melody with three voices.
00:10:20And you say directly, a funny joke.
00:10:22A funny joke.
00:10:23It's a funny joke.
00:10:25I can't sing along with Salam, but Salam doesn't go to me.
00:10:29I am very curious.
00:10:41If you close your eyes, you say that.
00:10:44One by one.
00:10:45The second voice.
00:10:46Nicolae Guza.
00:10:56Extraordinary!
00:10:57VÄ mulČumesc!
00:10:59Mihai, ce curajezi?
00:11:02CÄ nu ÃŪnČeleg cÄ de cÃĒnd a intrat omul Ästa eČti tot un extaz extraordinar vino acest.
00:11:07Am Či eu momentele mele de bucurie.
00:11:09Nu vorbeČte toatÄ lumea despre tot.
00:11:11PlÄcere vinovatÄ, plÄcere vinovatÄ.
00:11:13MÄ, doare... vreau sÄ mÄ simt nici mÄcar vinovat.
00:11:16StaČi douÄ secunde, vÄ rog eu mult de tot.
00:11:21BunÄ seara!
00:11:22BunÄ seara!
00:11:23DumneavoastrÄ faceČi miČto acum sau vorbiČi serios?
00:11:26Nu fÄ am iČtiu, cÄ nu am dices-o.
00:11:28VÄ am iČtiu de nimeni.
00:11:29Deci, mÄ astfel vÄ vedeČi miezul miezului.
00:11:31Miezul...
00:11:32VÄ vedeČi miez, da?
00:11:33Eu nu m-am crezut niciodatÄ...
00:11:36Rege sau ÃŪmpÄrat.
00:11:38AČa.
00:11:39Valoarea trebuie sÄ-mi dea publicul.
00:11:40Vi se pare cÄ publicul vÄ apreciazÄ calitatea vocalÄ, vÄ apreciazÄ miČcarea scenicÄ sau rÃĒde ÃŪntr-un mod ciudat?
00:11:52Ideea este ca solist vocal.
00:11:55Trebuie sÄ ai, ÃŪn primul Či ÃŪn primul, miČcare scenicÄ.
00:11:58DacÄ n-ai miČcare scenicÄ, n-ai nimic.
00:12:00Či stai aČa ca tÄlpul de telegraf, nu faci nimic.
00:12:03Eu ÃŪnČeleg.
00:12:04Atmosfera se face din miČcarea scenicÄ.
00:12:07Exact, exact.
00:12:08Bun.
00:12:09Acuma, de ce credeČi cÄ rÃĒde lumea totuČi?
00:12:14De drag?
00:12:17O mÄ rÃĒde...
00:12:19Ce vreČi sÄ...
00:12:20AdicÄ dumneavoastrÄ a spus despre dumneavoastrÄ cÄ aveČi o voce extraordinarÄ, cÄ miČcarea scenicÄ e extraordinarÄ.
00:12:25Da.
00:12:26N-ar trebui sÄ rÄmÃĒnÄ lumea ba amuČitÄ, ba sÄ danseze fermecatÄ, ba sÄ cÃĒnte cu dumneavoastrÄ Či totuČi oamenii, mulČi oameni rÃĒd. Asta nu ÃŪnČeleg.
00:12:40Unora persoanele place cum cÃĒnt, unele nu mÄ ascultÄ, dar fiecare cu gustul lui.
00:12:49Pentru mine rÄmÃĒne un reper muzical Či o emblemÄ. Nicu de la CÄzÄneČti, omul care cÃĒntÄ, of, of, of, de... Či aČa, Či pe aia face, of, of, of, adicÄ Či sus Či jos.
00:13:00Či are cel puČin douÄ bÄci.
00:13:02Bun!
00:13:03AČadar!
00:13:04Ãn 3, 2, 1, plÄtiČi bilet!
00:13:10SpanÄ un om foarte talentat.
00:13:12Ia sÄ vÄ vÄd!
00:13:19Či stop! S-a ÃŪnchis casa de bilete. Stop!
00:13:24Foarte mare emoČie am. Foarte curios ce o sÄ se ÃŪntÃĒmplÄ.
00:13:30Foarte curios ce o sÄ se ÃŪntÃĒmplÄ.
00:13:39Un bilet de 50 de lei.
00:13:41Ok. Ok.
00:13:435 bilete de 25 de lei.
00:13:5225 de bilete de 10 lei.
00:13:550 bilete de 200 de lei.
00:14:020 bilete de 180 de lei.
00:14:040 bilete de 180 de lei.
00:14:120 de 150, hai cÄ ne revenim.
00:14:150 de 125.
00:14:160 de 100 de lei.
00:14:210 de 700 de lei.
00:14:260 de 75 de lei.
00:14:29Či 69 de 0 de 0 lei!
00:14:32VÄ mulČumesc!
00:14:37Či totalul este de 425 de lei!
00:14:42Bravo!
00:14:43VÄ mulČumesc frumos!
00:14:44TotuČi eu!
00:14:45MulČumesc frumos!
00:14:46MulČumesc frumos!
00:14:47MulČumesc frumos!
00:14:48Cu plÄcere!
00:14:49MÄ bubÄnicÄ la CÄzÄneČti!
00:14:51Mi-Či pare fascinat cÄ e singurul artist la care Delia Čtia toate versurile Či totuČi a luat cei mai puČin bani.
00:14:57Ah, doamne!
00:14:59Čtii cum e?
00:15:00De foarte multe ori se ÃŪntÃĒmplÄ din pÄcate ÃŪn Čara asta ca valoarea cuiva sÄ fie recunoscutÄ de-abia cÃĒnd persoana aia nu mai e.
00:15:08Či cred cÄ aČa se va ÃŪntÃĒmpla Či ÃŪn cazul domnului Micu de la CÄzÄneČti.
00:15:13Da!
00:15:15Era la mai mult la ceea ce am fÄcut tu, dar asta e... merg mai ÃŪn departe.
00:15:21BÄi, mi s-a rupt inima acum 425 de lei!
00:15:26BÄi, mi s-a rupt inima acum 425 de lei!
00:15:36BÄi, mi s-a rupt inima acum 425 de lei!
00:15:39Äi zful vÄ!
00:16:09Oh, my God.
00:16:39Oh, my God.
00:17:09Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:18:09Oh, my God.
00:18:39Oh, my God.
00:19:09Oh, my God.
00:19:39Oh, my God.
00:20:09Ok, avem 9 bilete de 0 lei.
00:20:160 bilete de 180 de lei.
00:20:180 bilete de 200 de lei.
00:20:2414 bilete de 10 de lei.
00:20:290 bilete de 11 bilete de 75 de lei.
00:20:3510 bilete de 10 bilete de 100 de lei.
00:20:4225 de bilete de 25 de lei.
00:20:500 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:003 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:060 bilete de 150.
00:21:140 bilete de 150.
00:21:160 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:170 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:260 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:280 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:290 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:300 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:380 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:440 bilete de 126 de lei.
00:21:46No, no, no.
00:21:47No, no.
00:21:48No.
00:21:49I think that every concurrent who comes here is actually taken by this individual.
00:22:01Mama!
00:22:02Oh!
00:22:03Guys!
00:22:10That's great!
00:22:11That's great!
00:22:16Now, the artist.
00:22:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:23:18I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:23:49Numele meu de scenÄ este Cezar Magic, dar ceea ce urmeazÄ nu este un numÄr de magie sau ilusionist.
00:23:57Este o cascadorie dusÄ la extrem.
00:24:01O evadare contra cronometru.
00:24:03Ãn urmÄ cu 12 ani am avut un accident fÄcÃĒnd acest numÄr.
00:24:11Am cÄzut ÃŪn cap de la 6 metri.
00:24:15N-am evadat ÃŪn timp Či totul s-a terminat destul de tragic pentru mine.
00:24:204 ore ÃŪn comÄ, 16 fracturi la faČÄ.
00:24:24Dar am supravieČuit, Dumnezeu mi-a dat o altÄ ČansÄ.
00:24:29Iar astÄzi, 12 ani mai tÃĒrziu, sunt aici ÃŪn faČa dumneavoastrÄ pentru a vÄ prezenta acelaČi numÄr.
00:24:36Deasupra sceniei se aflÄ un triunghi metalic de care sunt acÄČate 4 frÃĒnghii.
00:24:423 dintre ele vor fi aprise ÃŪn momentele ce urmeazÄ.
00:24:45Eu mÄ voi lÄsa legat ÃŪntr-o cÄmaČÄ de forČÄ, cu 5 curele pe spate, una ÃŪntre picioare Či una de mÃĒini.
00:24:57Ãn timp ce aceste frÃĒnghii ard, iar eu sunt suspendat la o ÃŪnÄlČime de aproximativ 8 metri cu capul ÃŪn jos.
00:25:04SÄ ÃŪnceapÄ evadarea!
00:25:06SÄ ÃŪnceapÄ evadarea!
00:25:36SÄ ÃŪnceapÄ evadarea!
00:26:06SÄ ÃŪnceapÄ evadarea!
00:26:08Transcription by CastingWords
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00:28:37The ticket, the ticket, it's your return!
00:29:07The ticket, the ticket, it's your return!
00:29:16Wow!
00:29:17Look at that!
00:29:18M-m-m-m-m-m!
00:29:21Look at that, I didn't stop it!
00:29:37Look at that!
00:29:39Look at that!
00:29:42Look at that!
00:29:50Good!
00:30:07I managed to be faster than the time. Thank you very much!
00:30:21Do you need to tell us exactly what happened when it happened,
00:30:26when it happened, in the last few years?
00:30:28We entered into a show like any other one
00:30:31and I got a little bit in time. There was a technical defect in the middle,
00:30:38and it happened exactly in a fraction of a second.
00:30:41I didn't realize anything that was happening with me.
00:30:43I was in the hospital, in the second hospital.
00:30:45There were four months of recovery.
00:30:49I had about ten operations to show you the same.
00:30:53Doamne!
00:30:54Effective, my face was a mutilator.
00:30:57Abia mi se vede.
00:31:00When I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:02I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:03I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:04I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:05I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:07I was from here, I was from here,
00:31:08I was from here.
00:31:09Partia stÃĒngÄ e iubita ta?
00:31:10Da, soČia.
00:31:11SoČia.
00:31:12SoČia.
00:31:13And asistenta.
00:31:14And asistenta.
00:31:15Asistenta, okay.
00:31:16Prietena soČiei.
00:31:17But de ce te intereseazÄ?
00:31:19SÄ vedeČi ce spune Či soČia,
00:31:20cÄ ÃŪl laČi,
00:31:22adicÄ eČti ÃŪn continuare ok cu ceea ce face el?
00:31:24Sincer sÄ fiu nu,
00:31:25dar pÃĒnÄ la urmÄ urmei,
00:31:30sÄ facem, ai ÃŪncredere ÃŪn mine,
00:31:31ÃŪČi promit nu se va ÃŪntÃĒmpla nimic.
00:31:33BineÃŪnČeles Či acum.
00:31:35Aici am avut emoČii mari pentru el,
00:31:38dar s-a terminat cu bine.
00:31:41MulČumim.
00:31:43Čtiu cÄ nu este neapÄrat momentul potrivit
00:31:46pentru treaba asta,
00:31:47dar trebuie sÄ mÄrturisesc faptul cÄ
00:31:50pe prietena soČiei tale o stocÄreČti pe Instagram.
00:31:53PÃĒnÄ am vrut sÄ menČionez acesta.
00:31:55O stocÄreČti pe Instagram?
00:31:57Da.
00:31:58E foarte bun momentul.
00:32:00Tu ÃŪl urmÄreČti pe Mihai,
00:32:01ÃŪl urmÄreČti pe Mihai pe Instagram?
00:32:03BineÃŪnČeles.
00:32:04Ne urmÄrim reČi.
00:32:05Spune cum s-a ÃŪntÃĒmplat.
00:32:06Am fost la un moment dat la o premierÄ de film
00:32:07Či am confundat-o pe ea cu o actriČÄ
00:32:09pe care o cheamÄ Laila Haviz,
00:32:11dacÄ nu mÄ Čel.
00:32:12Exact.
00:32:13Pe ea am confundat-o Či mÄ rog,
00:32:14dupÄ aia...
00:32:15Ce vrei!
00:32:16Ce vrei!
00:32:17Vai!
00:32:18AČa zicem Či noi, Čtii?
00:32:20Aulea, tu nu erai Penelope?
00:32:21Ce ai, mÄ?
00:32:22Nu te-ai cÃĒČtigat?
00:32:23Scuza-mÄ, te rog!
00:32:24Scuza-mÄ, eu am crezut cÄ e Penelope, mÄ.
00:32:27Da, da.
00:32:28Dar sÄ revenim la numÄr.
00:32:29Dar sÄ revenim la numÄr.
00:32:30SÄ fi adus un puČin Mihai.
00:32:31Ãl ÃŪnČeleg.
00:32:32Da, dar sigur.
00:32:33Are foarte puČinÄ importanČÄ pe cine stocÄresc eu pe Instagram?
00:32:35Nu?
00:32:36Doamne fereČte, Mihai, dar Či ei abia aČa.
00:32:38Mihai era mai nasol dacÄ o stocÄraie pe nevastÄ.
00:32:40Sigur, sigur, sigur.
00:32:41Ar fi fost ÃŪntr-adevÄr dramatic, dar dramatic ÃŪn sine.
00:32:44Asta a fost un moment bun sÄ spui asta.
00:32:46Nu, da, dar urmÄtorul numÄr de magie era sÄ te fac sÄ dispari.
00:32:53Nice.
00:32:55Nice, nice.
00:32:56Či vezi cÄ nu e stocÄrit ce faci tu.
00:32:58Da.
00:32:59E urmÄrire reciprocÄ.
00:33:00Či procÄ, pÄi dacÄ doar tu o urmÄrei Či ea ÃŪČi dÄdea...
00:33:04Nu?
00:33:05AČa e?
00:33:06Da.
00:33:07Trei, doi, unu, plÄtiČi bilet!
00:33:22SÄ vedem.
00:33:23Acum, Cezar Magic.
00:33:30Avem cinci bilete de 125 de lei.
00:33:42Zero bilete de 10 lei.
00:33:44Bun, bun.
00:33:49Un bilet de zero lei.
00:33:51Uite acolo.
00:33:52Doamna.
00:33:53Doamna.
00:33:54O vÄd.
00:33:55Care doamna?
00:33:56O vÄd de aici.
00:33:57Doamna.
00:33:58Cinci bilete de 50 de lei.
00:34:00Zero bilete de 25 de lei.
00:34:04O, ok.
00:34:05E bine.
00:34:06E foarte bine.
00:34:07200, Äla e important.
00:34:086 bilete de 75 de lei.
00:34:09MamÄ cÃĒte mai sunt Či soale mari.
00:34:1111 bilete de 150 de lei.
00:34:12MamÄ cÃĒte lucruri de aici e.
00:34:177 bilete de 150 de lei.
00:34:18De fapt, trei, tu numesc, cÄ simte.
00:34:20Nu?
00:34:20MÄ.
00:34:20MÄ, mÄ, te spun.
00:34:21Toc, tot din nou Či de 200 de lei.
00:34:22Ce?
00:34:23Unisprezece bilete de 100 de lei?
00:34:25Noi, aČa, aČa, apoi, am?
00:34:32Mai mai sunt o grÄmadÄ!
00:34:3550 de lei
00:34:37Mama, cante locuri
00:34:3915 bilete
00:34:41180 de lei
00:34:43Vinoka
00:34:45Vinoka
00:34:4740
00:34:49900 de lei
00:34:51Totalul
00:34:53Totalul
00:34:5515
00:34:57625
00:34:59Bravo
00:35:01Bravo
00:35:03Bravo
00:35:05I-am crezut ca e ceva
00:35:07Un numar magic
00:35:09Bravo
00:35:11Bravo
00:35:13Hai, dÄm o turÄ cu
00:35:15Hai, dÄm o turÄ
00:35:17Vreau sa-l plimb pe bordea
00:35:19NiciodatÄ, mi-am dorit asta
00:35:21Hai sa vedem daca picam
00:35:25Ia
00:35:27Ai mai mers?
00:35:29ÃncearcÄ sÄ nu
00:35:31Daca e sa nu vii spre noi
00:35:33Daca e sa nu vii spre noi
00:35:35Hai baby, sus, hai sus
00:35:39Doi, tatÄ
00:35:41Nu stiu din picioarele astea
00:35:43BÄi nebun
00:35:45Yeah
00:35:47Yeah
00:35:49Pare mai palpitan de aici
00:35:51De aici mult mai palpitan
00:35:53Stiu ca pare peste
00:35:55Din lume
00:35:57MamÄ, daca aveam o trotinetÄ acum te depÄČeam
00:35:59Te fÄceai
00:36:01Cine a dat 0 lei, opreČte faČa Doamnei
00:36:03Gata, gata, gata
00:36:05Bun, mulČumim frumos
00:36:07MulČumim frumos
00:36:09SÄ fii ÃŪn siguranČÄ
00:36:11SÄ fii ÃŪn siguranČÄ
00:36:13MulČumesc, mulČumesc frumos
00:36:15Foarte, foarte mulČumit, sunt ok
00:36:17Singura dezamÄgire a fost cu biletul de 0 lei
00:36:19Dar nu pot sÄ oblig pe nimeni sÄ placÄ ceea ce fac eu
00:36:24Pur Či simplu nu pot sÄ dau bani pe un spectacol care are loc ÃŪnÄuntru Či este cu foc
00:36:30PÄi Či dacÄ fÄcea afarÄ acum spectacolul, cÃĒt de deaČi?
00:36:33AČ fi dat 150 de lei
00:36:35150 de lei
00:36:36A, bine, ÃŪnČeleg
00:36:37Bine, cine o mai fi romante cu tine, Či-o aprinde lumÃĒnÄri la cinÄ ÃŪn interior
00:36:44Cum te cheamÄ?
00:36:45Aurora
00:36:46Aurora
00:36:47Cu ce te ocupi?
00:36:48Sunt asistentÄ personalÄ ÃŪntr-o multinacionalÄ
00:36:51MamÄ, ce rimeazÄ! AsistentÄ personalÄ ÃŪntr-o multinacionalÄ
00:37:01Noi suntem cunoscuČi Ciucurel, bÄiatul lui Duman Či PetruČ, bÄiatul lui Ciucurel
00:37:08Zis, CiucuraČ
00:37:10Suntem din DÄbuleni, m-am apucat Či eu odatÄ sÄ pui pepen Či mi-a zis bÄiatul, bÄi, sÄ nu te mai prind sÄ mai pui pepeni
00:37:22Matale, Čtii sÄ cÃĒnti, nu Čtii sÄ faci...
00:37:24Či m-am oprit acolo
00:37:26Agricultura, cÄ nu e fÄcutÄ pentru matale
00:37:28Aaaa
00:37:30Buna ziua!
00:37:32Buna ziua!
00:37:34Aaaa
00:37:36Buna ziua!
00:37:38Buna ziua!
00:37:42Noi suntem direct!
00:37:44Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:37:48MÄ rÃĒd cine-mi florit bine
00:37:50VorbeČte lumea de mine
00:37:52CÄ-s futul Či-n trÄiesc bine
00:37:55LasÄ-ne-i cÄ sÄ trÄiesc
00:37:57Banii mei mi-i cheltuiesc
00:38:01Či ce-mi place tot iubesc
00:38:03MÄcar sÄ mÄ-o prÄpÄdesc
00:38:06Uneori m-ai ÃŪnserat
00:38:08Te gÄseam culcat ÃŪn pat
00:38:10CuriČÄ lÃĒngÄ curiČÄ
00:38:12Či cu mÃĒna sÄ-l atÃĒzÄ
00:38:15Au! Au!
00:38:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:38:19Ia-Či binelea! Ia!
00:38:20Am amante Čapte zade
00:38:35Toate cu nume schimbate
00:38:37VÄ spui numele la toate
00:38:39Una-i Lina, alt-o-i Lina
00:38:41Furzuna Či Caterina
00:38:43MÄ iubeČte cu necaz Či cu lacrimi pe obraz
00:38:48Lelelele, Čamea lele, aia cu bÄr pe picere
00:38:53M-ai bÄgat la boale grele Či mÄ ia niČte fiori
00:38:58DintÄ-l pÃĒnÄ sÄpti ori, iar mÄ lasÄ, iar mÄ ia
00:39:01Iar mÄ trece DunÄrea, cÄ aČa merge dragostea
00:39:06Pe la noi, pe Mahala, cu piciori pe surochiČi
00:39:10Či cu mÃĒna la veterinČÄ
00:39:12Au, au, au, cÃĒte mÃĒndre ai iubit
00:39:16Či cÃĒte inimai fride
00:39:19Ca la captele puneai, marea neagrÄ-nconjurai
00:39:24Lelelele, dar acum sunt supÄrat
00:39:28Am aflat cÄ nu eČti insurat
00:39:30MÄi bendeac, m-ai supÄrat
00:39:32MÄi bendeac, m-ai supÄrat
00:39:35Maica ta ÃŪmi zice aČa, ÃŪn soarele m-ai lÄsat
00:39:40CÄ-i se duce vremea, cÄ-i se duce vremea
00:39:45Lelelele, Čamelele
00:39:49MulČumesc frumos
00:39:53Deci, MicuČule, vedeam ČpriČul ÃŪn ochii tÄi la terasÄ
00:39:59Nu Čtiu cum...
00:40:00Nu, nu-l vedeai
00:40:01PÄrea cÄ s-a ÃŪntors MihaiČÄ bÄut bine de top
00:40:05La patru dimineaČa din centru vechi Či s-a ÃŪntÃĒlnit pÃĒnÄ ÃŪn taxiuri acolo
00:40:09Asta-i altceva, da?
00:40:10AtÃĒt de rÄu ÃŪmi pare, Anco, de faptul cÄ ÃŪn aceste...
00:40:14De fapt...
00:40:15Pare cÄ vor fiind atÃĒt de rÄu
00:40:18Ãmi pare cÄ ÃŪn ultimul timp am lÄsat-o mai moale cu bÄutura
00:40:22Pentru cÄ poate chiar ar ajuta sÄ consumÄm
00:40:26Te uiČi la mine de parcÄ ne-ai consumat ÃŪn viaČa ta
00:40:27BÄm ceva?
00:40:30Nu recunosc nimic
00:40:31DÄ el din casÄ
00:40:32BÄlÄm rufele pe aici
00:40:34CÄ fÄceam noi Anco prin centru vechi
00:40:36Ce fÄceam? PÄi de ce ieČi?
00:40:38Nu, sÄ te distrezi, sÄ bezi, sÄ dansezi, sÄ te distrezi
00:40:41Ia uite, acum, nu vrei sÄ stai acasÄ
00:40:44N-a mai ieČit de foarte mult timp
00:40:45CÄ numai are cu cine, cred cÄ eu
00:40:48Eu am fÄcut copil, drÄgulina a fÄcut gastritÄ
00:40:52Cu cine sÄ ieČi?
00:40:54Era o vorbÄ care spune ÃŪn felul urmÄtor
00:40:56CÄ pe un burlac, pÃĒnÄ la un moment dat
00:40:58ToatÄ lumea ÃŪl ÃŪntreabÄ cÃĒnd se ÃŪnsoarÄ
00:41:00De la o vÃĒrstÄ ÃŪn col
00:41:01Ãl ÃŪntreabÄ de ce nu s-a ÃŪnsurat
00:41:02Pentru cÄ deja e clar cÄ
00:41:04Mi s-a ÃŪntÃĒmplat o chestie de curÃĒnd
00:41:06Cred cÄ colegilor le-am povestit
00:41:07Am intrat ÃŪntr-o farmacie
00:41:09Dar eram ÃŪn cea mai bunÄ formÄ cu putinČÄ
00:41:11AdicÄ eram venit de la salÄ
00:41:12Aveam braČele goale
00:41:14ArÄtam absolut extraordinar
00:41:15Či era acolo o tipÄ, o domniČoarÄ
00:41:18Care s-a emoČionat cÄ m-a vÄzut
00:41:19Cu tare Či cu tare
00:41:20BÄi, de un bendeac ÃŪn sus
00:41:21Domn bendeac ÃŪn jos
00:41:22CÄ eu vÄ urmÄresc de foarte multÄ vreme
00:41:24Tipa undeva la vreo 27-30 de ani
00:41:27Či la un moment dat eu ca sÄ cochetez
00:41:28Zic cÄ sunt bÄtrÃĒn
00:41:31AČteptÃĒnd ceva
00:41:33Či ea s-a uitat la mine Či mi-a zis
00:41:35SÄnÄtate sÄ fie
00:41:37Astfel ÃŪncÃĒt orice vine
00:41:41Ãn acest moment pentru mine
00:41:42E ca un pomn ÃŪnficat
00:41:43Dar apreciez foarte tare
00:41:45SunteČi tata Či fiu?
00:41:48Da
00:41:48MamÄ ce mamÄ ce am ghecit
00:41:51Este o tradiČie de familie
00:41:53Treaba s-au cÃĒntat
00:41:54AdicÄ Či dumneavoastrÄ
00:41:55Či strÄbunicul
00:41:57Či strÄstrÄbunicul
00:41:58A cÃĒntat
00:41:59Domnul Cosmin
00:42:00Pare cÄ sunteČi interesat
00:42:01De o discuČie cu dÃĒnsii
00:42:02Ai pÄsat-o?
00:42:04A dat-o?
00:42:07Či-a mÄcut Čaunul?
00:42:08Aba-raba-raba-raba-raba
00:42:10Či dupÄ aia a fost
00:42:11AČa
00:42:11La care?
00:42:15MÄ doare la feleu
00:42:16La feveriČÄ
00:42:17Au zis, dar versurile astea sunt
00:42:23De ce provenienČÄ sunt ele?
00:42:25Sunt din most rÄmoČi
00:42:27De la pÄrinČii noČtri
00:42:28De la strÄbunicii
00:42:29Deci la o tÄrie din aia veche
00:42:31Am ÃŪnČeles
00:42:33PÄnuiesc cÄ mergeČi Či la tot felul de evenimente
00:42:35Precum
00:42:35NunČi, botezuri, cumetrii
00:42:37Da, exact
00:42:38Ãntrebarea mea ar fi ÃŪn felul urmÄtor
00:42:41Atunci cÃĒnd mergeČi la o nuntÄ
00:42:43Sau cÃĒnd mergeČi la un botez
00:42:44Sau cÃĒnd mergeČi recte
00:42:45La o cometrie sau la o tÄie de moČi
00:42:47ExistÄ plÃĒngeri din partea celor prezenČi acolo
00:42:51Apropo de chestiuni de tipul veveriČÄ
00:42:54Či alte subansambluri
00:42:57E mai rÄu, dar noi ne facem cu perdea
00:43:01Am ÃŪnČeles
00:43:02Deci asta e parerea cenzuratÄ
00:43:05Da
00:43:05Či facem Či necenzurat mai de dimineaČÄ
00:43:09La 4, la 5 la ČarÄ
00:43:11CÃĒnd pleacÄ doamnele acasÄ
00:43:14Mai cÃĒntÄm Či necenzurat
00:43:16Chiar sunt curioasÄ
00:43:17Ce era aČa de cenzurat?
00:43:18DaČi-ne un exemplu
00:43:19Din ce aČi cÃĒntat Adinaor
00:43:21Sunt douÄ cÃĒntece
00:43:22Care este cu naČa
00:43:24A, alea sunt
00:43:25Ia, pÄi la vreau sÄ au
00:43:26Nu, nu, nu
00:43:27NaČa ÃŪn general are aČa o perversitate
00:43:30NaČa
00:43:31DacÄ o facem pe naČa
00:43:33Facem, dar o facem tot cenzurat
00:43:36Hai sÄ facem pe naČa
00:43:37Hai sÄ facem pe naČa
00:43:39NaČa, naČa, eČti frumoasÄ
00:43:40NaČa, naČa
00:43:43NaČa, naČa, naicÄ, maČa
00:43:45NaČa, draga mea
00:43:46Ai avut o cÃĒrpiČoarÄ
00:43:48NaČa, naČa
00:43:50Či ai dat-o pe...
00:43:52Pe ce?
00:43:53Pe ce?
00:43:543, 2, 1
00:44:04PlÄtiČi bilet!
00:44:18Vim banii pe dedicaČie acum
00:44:20SÄ dau banii la lÄutare
00:44:23Primul bilet e de la naČa
00:44:2515 bilete de 10 lei
00:44:29De la 15 naČe din public
00:44:30MulČumim!
00:44:32SÄ fie primit!
00:44:357 bilete de 100 de lei
00:44:38De la soČ
00:44:40De la...
00:44:41De la soČ?
00:44:41De la mire
00:44:42De la naČa
00:44:43Mirele e ultimul
00:44:44Hai naČul mare
00:44:45NaČul s-a ÃŪmpÄtat
00:44:46Avem 4 bilete de 0 lei
00:44:49Oameni care n-au mai prins sarmalele
00:44:52Či na, s-au supÄrat la asta
00:44:53Avem 0 bilete de 180 de lei
00:45:00Nu prea, nu prea sta nici
00:45:01Nu, tot de aia e de scÃĒrČare
00:45:02Da, da
00:45:03Nu dÄ nimic
00:45:04Avem 24 de bilete de 25 de lei
00:45:08Oameni care n-au...
00:45:08N-au dat ce-i acolo, aČtia
00:45:10Nu le-a plÄcut niČte mirele
00:45:11Ce sÄ faci?
00:45:13Un bilet de 200 de lei
00:45:16Mirele, mirele, a dat 200 de lei
00:45:18Cineva s-a adistrat foarte tare
00:45:19Aici avem un mire proaspÄt, mire frumos
00:45:20200 de lei
00:45:21L-aČi vÄzut?
00:45:22L-aČi citit?
00:45:22SÄ nu imi sÄrÄuna
00:45:236 bilete de 150 de lei
00:45:30E bine
00:45:312 de 125 de lei
00:45:3611 bilete de 75 de lei
00:45:42Či...
00:45:45Domnul CÄtÄlin
00:45:45Či avem 30 de bilete de 50 de lei
00:45:50Bun, iar suma totalÄ
00:45:52Ce plÄtim muzicanČii?
00:45:55DupÄ ce am bÄut
00:45:565.125 de lei
00:45:59Cucurel Či CucuraČi
00:46:01FelicitÄri
00:46:02Cucurel Či CucuraČi?
00:46:06Da
00:46:06Deci nu am auzit asta
00:46:08Da, da, mi-am zis
00:46:09Nu, n-am zis
00:46:10N-aČi zis
00:46:11N-aČi zis
00:46:12Či nici numai astfel n-aČi zis
00:46:13CÄ e Cucurel Či CucuraČi
00:46:14PÄi sÄ te am o orÄ sÄ vorbim despre asta
00:46:17Normal cÄ te amuzÄ cÃĒnd afli
00:46:20Cucurel Či CucuraČi
00:46:21CÄ
00:46:21Ai douÄ variante
00:46:23Varianta clarÄ
00:46:25La care ÃŪČi duce toatÄ lumea cu mintea
00:46:27Care e
00:46:29Probabil ce zice fiecare pÄrinte
00:46:31CÃĒnd vede o ecografie
00:46:33Či copilul e bÄiat
00:46:34CÄ ce Cucurel are
00:46:38Či a doua variantÄ e
00:46:40O familie super fanÄ covoare
00:46:43Care a periat Cucuri
00:46:46De la ce v-aČi luat?
00:46:47De la covoare?
00:46:49AČi aČa un pic cÄ nu e aČa
00:46:51CucuraČ, Cucurel
00:46:53Mi s-a zis de mama cÄ mÄ iubea
00:46:55CÄ eram venit dupÄ fatÄ
00:46:57Numai astÄzi sunteČi Cucurel?
00:46:59Da
00:46:59Či eu
00:47:00CucuraČi
00:47:02Či pe scenÄ sunt cunoscut de Cucurel
00:47:04Pe mine mÄ cheamÄ
00:47:05Zanfir Leonard
00:47:06Leonard
00:47:07Iar PetruČ
00:47:09BÄiatul meu
00:47:10Ea CucuraČ
00:47:11AveČi copii?
00:47:13Nu am
00:47:14Dar cÃĒnd veČi avea
00:47:15Ce urmeazÄ?
00:47:16Cucurel, CucuraČ Či
00:47:17CucuricÄ, cred
00:47:19Bun
00:47:19Bun, suntem acoperiČi
00:47:21MulČumim frumos
00:47:21Bine, sÄ rÄmÃĒna
00:47:23Cucurina
00:47:23SÄnÄtate
00:47:25Ce urmeazÄ?
00:47:25Cucuril, CucuraČ,
00:47:26Sevastopol, Leonard
00:47:28Zanfir
00:47:29Alexandru, Mihai, Čtefan
00:47:31NiciodatÄ nu mi s-a ÃŪntÃĒmplat
00:47:32De cÃĒnd, cÃĒnd,
00:47:33De cÃĒt sunt copil
00:47:34Či am fost la evenimente
00:47:36Či super evenimente
00:47:37N-am avut aČa emoČii
00:47:39Nu se comparÄ scena
00:47:41Amare
00:47:43Cu
00:47:44O nuntÄ
00:47:45Cel puČin
00:47:46Cred cÄ bucuria asta
00:47:47Ne Čine o lunÄ
00:47:48De zile, douÄ
00:47:49Eu zic cÄ un an
00:47:50Ãn spatele fiecÄrui bÄrbat adevÄrat
00:47:53StÄ o femeie puternicÄ
00:47:55Sau nu
00:47:57Hai cÄ vedem
00:47:58Vedem acum
00:47:58De ce te joci cu viaČa mea
00:48:02Au ce mÄ doare inima
00:48:05Ce faci mÄ aici?
00:48:08Nu vezi?
00:48:09Vopsesc ouÄ
00:48:09PÄi cu vopsea de uČi
00:48:11Tu eČti nebun la cap?
00:48:12PÄi cine ÃŪČi mai permite dragÄ
00:48:14SÄ vopseascÄ ouÄ
00:48:15Cu o vopsea de uČi
00:48:15Care a costat 200 de euro
00:48:17Nici cei mai mari Čmecheri din RomÃĒnia
00:48:18Nu-Či permit aČa ceva
00:48:20Tu crezi cÄ eu am cumpÄrat-o degeaba?
00:48:22E aceeaČi voce?
00:48:23MÄ gÃĒndesc sÄ mergem la mama
00:48:24La Moldova
00:48:25Da, bravo
00:48:25Mergem la mama la Moldova
00:48:26Tocmai acolo unde sunt puicuČele
00:48:28Tocmai acolo unde sunt emblemele
00:48:30SÄ-mi curgÄ mie balele
00:48:32SÄ stau eu cu piciorul ridicat
00:48:33ToatÄ ziua
00:48:34DupÄ ce cÃĒnd mÄ Čii de douÄ sÄptÄmÃĒni
00:48:36PÄ uscat
00:48:37Mai vrei sÄ mai mergem Či la mÄtÄ
00:48:38La Moldova
00:48:39Cum Či-am spus eu Čie
00:48:41SÄ mÄ chem
00:48:42DupÄ ce adormi copiii?
00:48:44Chip-chirip
00:48:45Chip-chip
00:48:45Chip-chip
00:48:46AČa
00:48:46Sau dacÄ nu
00:48:47Te chem eu
00:48:48Cucu
00:48:49Cucu
00:48:50Cucu
00:48:51Am strigat asearÄ pÃĒnÄ a rÄguČit
00:48:53PÄsÄrica-s fÄrÄ ea
00:48:55De ce te mai gÃĒndeČti?
00:48:59MÄ gÃĒndesc aČa
00:49:00CÃĒnd te-am vÄzut prima datÄ
00:49:01Erai ca o floare
00:49:03Ca un ÃŪnger
00:49:04Dulce
00:49:06ScumpÄ
00:49:07Ne trimiteam mesaje de dragoste
00:49:09Ne Čineam de mÃĒnÄ
00:49:10Ne plimbam
00:49:11Bine
00:49:11Asta pÃĒnÄ s-a asemnat contractul
00:49:13DupÄ ce s-a asemnat contractul
00:49:15A ÃŪnceput uČor, uČor
00:49:17SÄ-Či creascÄ dinČii
00:49:18CÃĒt un pic, cÃĒt un pic, cÃĒt un pic
00:49:20PÃĒnÄ s-au fÄcut aČa de mari
00:49:21Či a ÃŪnceput cu alte declaraČii
00:49:23NesimČitule, porcule, mÄgarule
00:49:25La ora asta sÄ vinÄ acasÄ?
00:49:26Ce faci, mÄ, nesimČitule, iarbe-i bere?
00:49:34Da?
00:49:36De ce?
00:49:36Ca sÄ te vÄd mai frumoasÄ
00:49:38BÄi, nesimČitule
00:49:39Tu cu cine crezi cÄ vorbeČti cu mÄta?
00:49:42Nu Či-a pÄrut cÄ Či-a luat-o ÃŪn cap?
00:49:44A uitat ce e Čefa ÃŪn casÄ?
00:49:46Porcule
00:49:46Asta a fost
00:49:48Asta e
00:49:50AtÃĒt
00:49:53Asta e tot?
00:49:56Da
00:49:56Foarte bine
00:49:57Da, da, era mai rÄu
00:49:58Era mai rÄu
00:50:01Faci treaba asta ÃŪn timpul liber
00:50:04Ca o pasiune, mÄ nuiesc
00:50:05Fac TikTok-uri ÃŪmpreunÄ cu soČia mea
00:50:08Dar nu vi se pare cÄ lucrurile pe care le-a fÄcut personajul dumneavoastrÄ
00:50:11Či le-aČi gÃĒndit dumneavoastrÄ
00:50:13Sunt generice pentru un bÄrbat?
00:50:15La modul nu Čtie sÄ vopseascÄ domnule ouÄ
00:50:18AČa cÄ ia trafaletul Či ia vopsea de garduri Či vopseČte ouÄle
00:50:23DupÄ care bea o bere ca Čefa bÄrbÄČii pÃĒnÄ la urmÄ
00:50:28Da
00:50:31La care femeia
00:50:32Femeia
00:50:34A dracu cu vin
00:50:35A dracu cu femeia
00:50:36A dracu aruncÄ cu mÄtura
00:50:37Ãncepe Či urmÄ
00:50:39Ia uite a dracu iarbei
00:50:41La care bÄrbatul
00:50:43A lase-mÄ dracu cÄ beau ČtevÄ frumoasÄ
00:50:46Nu vi s-a pÄrut?
00:50:48Ba da
00:50:48Či cÃĒte view-uri aČi fÄcut cel mai mult?
00:50:5318 milioane dar a trebuit sÄ-l Čterg
00:50:56De ce?
00:50:57Am fÄcut la locul de muncÄ Či mi-a intÄzit Čef
00:51:00Era ÃŪmbrÄcat ÃŪn 18 milioane
00:51:02BÄi, eu n-am vÄzut ÃŪn 18 milioane
00:51:04Dar ce era ÃŪn video Äla?
00:51:06Či ce era?
00:51:06Era ceva rÄu de jans
00:51:08Era ceva de genul
00:51:10Ce faci cu un bilet de autobus?
00:51:12Ce?
00:51:16Aici e WC-ul, nu l-aruncÄ ÃŪn WC-ul
00:51:18Nu, nu, nu
00:51:19AČi vorbit ÃŪn TikTok?
00:51:21Da
00:51:21Nu, nu, n-am vorbit
00:51:23PÄi, nu e o piesÄ
00:51:24Exact ce a fost
00:51:24Era o piesÄ
00:51:25Acolo e WC-ul
00:51:26Bun
00:51:26Aici e WC-ul
00:51:27Da
00:51:27Fabulos
00:51:37Asta a fost tot
00:51:38Fabulos
00:51:39Undeva la 20-30 de secunde
00:51:41Fabulos
00:51:4118 milioane
00:51:44Da
00:51:44Dar, practic, 18 milioane de romÃĒni s-au uitat?
00:51:48Nu, nu, nu
00:51:49Či din Rusia Či din Austria
00:51:51ToatÄ lumea
00:51:51PÄi, a ajutat cÄ n-a vorbit
00:51:53Bangladesh, nu a zilat de tot
00:51:54La mÄime, Pamondu
00:51:55Ãn 3, 2, 1
00:51:57PlÄtiČi bilet
00:51:58Doamne, ce emoČii am
00:52:02Mie ÃŪmi zici?
00:52:03Hai mai repede, cÄ nu mai
00:52:05Či avem 0 bilete de 200 de lei
00:52:09What?
00:52:100 bilete de 180 de lei
00:52:130 de 150
00:52:14VÄi, oameni, vÄi
00:52:16Dar chiar
00:52:170 bilete de 125
00:52:22Avem 3 bilete de 100 de lei
00:52:270 bilete de 75 de lei
00:52:2911 bilete de 50 de lei
00:52:3222 de bilete de 25 de lei
00:52:3636 de bilete de 10 lei
00:52:40Wow, wow
00:52:4128 de bilete de 0 lei
00:52:45Či ÃŪn total avem
00:52:48Čirete
00:52:491760 de lei
00:52:52E bine, pentru ÃŪnČeput e ok
00:52:55MulČumesc
00:52:57Ne pare rÄu, Oliver
00:52:58Nu vreau sÄ sune dramatic
00:52:59Nu vreau sÄ sune
00:53:00Chiar nu vreau sÄ sune
00:53:02Doar cÄ nu ai prezentat un act
00:53:04Äla n-a fost un act
00:53:0518 milioane a fost o ÃŪntÃĒmplare
00:53:07Probabil n-am
00:53:08Eu Čtiu
00:53:10Sau poate cÄ chiar era Fania acolo
00:53:12Ãn TikTok-ul Äla
00:53:13Cine zi eu sÄ-mi imaginez cÄ n-a fost Fania acolo
00:53:16Poate cÄ a fost sÄrÄb
00:53:17Chiar merita
00:53:18Da, eu ÃŪnČeleg cÄ sunt 18 milioane de vizualizÄri
00:53:21Dar pe de altÄ parte sunt foarte multe lucruri
00:53:23Care au foarte multe vizualizÄri
00:53:25Či sunt niČte inepČii
00:53:26Dar ce sÄ se adunÄ
00:53:28Vai, sÄ rumÃĒnÄ
00:53:30Nu, ce ce ne-a adus
00:53:31AČa, aČa, aČa
00:53:32DÄ Či mie una
00:53:33DÄ Či mie una
00:53:34DÄ Či una
00:53:34Eu l-aČ fi chemat pe domnul Oliver
00:53:37De exemplu
00:53:38Ãn deschidere la Jocurile Olimpice
00:53:40La Paris
00:53:41ScurgÃĒndu-se de pe ture fel
00:53:43La Jocurile Olimpice
00:53:44Oliver, din Peleaga
00:53:45Nu am inflamat
00:53:46Dar pe bun el club
00:53:47A fost realmente o revelaČie
00:53:49Momentul
00:53:50A fost o revelaČie
00:53:52E un flÄrÃĒsul
00:53:53Nici tu nu creČte
00:53:54Ce?
00:53:55Dar n-a rÃĒs
00:53:56De ce n-am rÃĒs?
00:53:57CÄ nici eu nici tu n-am rÃĒs
00:53:59CÃĒt o duci?
00:54:00De ce n-am rÃĒs?
00:54:01Ia, ia, ia
00:54:02Ãn sfÃĒrČit a venit momentul ca Jurul
00:54:08SÄ meargÄ ÃŪn spate
00:54:09SÄ delibereze
00:54:10SÄ aleagÄ un finalist
00:54:12Aplauz de jurul
00:54:14Aplauz de jurul
00:54:14Da
00:54:17Trebuie sÄ votÄm
00:54:19VoteazÄ cineva pentru The Brothers
00:54:21Nu ne gÃĒndim doar la ce s-a ÃŪntÃĒmplat atunci pe scenÄ ÃŪn acel moment
00:54:28Ne gÃĒndim ce poate omul Äla sÄ aducÄ ÃŪn finalÄ
00:54:32CÄ de fapt asta votezi
00:54:33CredeČi-mÄ pe mine cÄ e spelÄtacolÄ
00:54:36SpelÄtacolÄ
00:54:38Ansamblul Valea TÃĒrnavelor
00:54:41E un fel de...
00:54:42PoindiceascÄ...
00:54:43PoindiceascÄ pÄstruit
00:54:45Da
00:54:45AdicÄ a fost ce oameni
00:54:46E un pic greu azi
00:54:48Pentru cÄ...
00:54:49A mai fost un ansamblu
00:54:53DacÄ nu Čtim
00:54:54De ce nu ne luÄm dupÄ banii strÃĒnsi?
00:54:56Uite, ce...
00:54:57PÄi banii strÃĒnsi e ce zÄrÄ magie
00:54:59Asta zic
00:54:59Nu, ansamblul e banii
00:55:01Baniul
00:55:02Ba da?
00:55:0317.000 are ansamblu
00:55:05615
00:55:05Hai sÄ ne luÄm
00:55:06SÄ nu ne mai luÄm la trÃĒns
00:55:07Hai, hai
00:55:08Ba da, mÄ dÄ-ai cea mai bunÄ idee
00:55:10O sÄ fie un calvar aceastÄ dezbatere
00:55:12Pentru cÄ au fost foarte, foarte multe numere bune
00:55:15Eu aČ pune Ästa cu gÄinile
00:55:18Care sÄ reprezinte
00:55:20Papai
00:55:21Nelson
00:55:23SÄ fie un soi de drapel al neÃŪnČeleČilor
00:55:28Din aceastÄ emisiune
00:55:30Ha, mÄ, pÄrÄČuČte!
00:55:33Či aveam nevoie de ÃŪntÄriČi
00:55:36Arca, tu pe ce mergi?
00:55:37Eu, mÄ rÃĒČi ce pe cu ceorange
00:55:40O sÄ face foarte multe lucruri
00:55:41PÄi vin mai mulČi Či vin cu ceorange mai lung
00:55:43Fiecare o sÄ aibÄ un preferat Či nu o sÄ fie acelaČi
00:55:48Bine, deci papi bachet toatÄ lumea cu rÄČuČtele
00:55:52Da?
00:55:52A rÄmas pe rÄČuČte
00:55:53Oooo, rÄČuČtele!
00:55:56Nu vreČi rÄČuČtele!
00:55:57N-au vrut
00:55:58Nu vreČi rÄČuČtele?
00:55:59Jur cÄ a fost greu
00:56:01VÄ dÄm vorba de diversitate
00:56:03Asta ÃŪncerc sÄ vÄ explic
00:56:04E vorba de diversitate
00:56:05ÃnČelegi?
00:56:06AdicÄ vezi copii talentaČi
00:56:07Vezi muzicÄ
00:56:08Vezi magie
00:56:08Foc, chestii
00:56:09EČti acasÄ
00:56:10CanapeazÄ Či
00:56:11Ouleu, cade, cade-Či!
00:56:12Nu cade-Či!
00:56:13ÃnČelegi?
00:56:14Či trÄieČte la final
00:56:14Las-o, treac-Či!
00:56:16Am zis
00:56:17Ai bÄcar sÄ tragem la sorČi?
00:56:19Dura prea mult!
00:56:21BÄi, terminaČi mÄ cu prostiile!
00:56:22Cum trebuie sÄ tragem la sorČi?
00:56:23Nu, trebuie sÄ ne asumÄm
00:56:24Ce hotÄrÃĒm
00:56:25AdicÄ suntem aici
00:56:26Ca sÄ hotÄrÃĒm
00:56:26Avem o singurÄ treabÄ
00:56:32De genul Ästa
00:56:33La final
00:56:33CÃĒnd trebuie sÄ alegem pe cineva
00:56:34Či noi ne facem sÄ facem bileČele
00:56:36Ca la bÃĒlci ÃŪn panamea
00:56:37PÄi nu suntem de acord
00:56:39Nimeni nu voia sÄ lase de la el
00:56:41A fost o searÄ
00:56:43Cu prea multe numere bune
00:56:45AduceČi, dom'le,
00:56:47Un singur numÄr bun
00:56:48Ca sÄ fie evident
00:56:50SÄ nu mai stÄm
00:56:51SÄ ne mai ČucÄrim
00:56:52Se pare cÄ juriu a deliberat
00:57:16Se pare cÄ juriu a deliberat
00:57:19A durat destul de mult timp
00:57:20Cred cÄ e o decizie foarte grea
00:57:22Dar invitÄm acum ÃŪn scenÄ
00:57:24ToČi cei care au depÄČit
00:57:25Suma de 5.000 de lei
00:57:27Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:32Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:33Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:44Ciu-curelČi ciu-curaČi
00:57:46Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:47Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:48Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:57:49Ciu-curelČi ciu-curaČi
00:57:56DescÄrÃĒs
00:57:56DescÄrÃĒs
00:58:07Trupa de danse de brÄdÄrÃĒs
00:58:30Puppy Bucket
00:58:42Ensemble Valea TÃĒrnavelor
00:59:00Duo D&D
00:59:10Andrei Heresanu
00:59:22Či FormaČia
00:59:24FormaČia
00:59:26Či Cezar Magic
00:59:35Acestia sunt cei care ÃŪn seara aceasta au depÄČit suma de 5.000, iar Mihai ai cuvÃĒntul.
00:59:53A dorat mult deliberarea pentru cÄ ÃŪntr-adevÄr am avut o searÄ ÃŪn care au fost multe numere pe care le-am luat ÃŪn considerare Či nu o sÄ vÄ mint, nu toate numele au fost vehiculate pentru a cÃĒČtiga.
01:00:12Či a merge marea finalÄ unde premiul este de 100.000 de euro.
01:00:19E super fascinant cÄ aplaudÄm banii. Asta aplaudÄm banii.
01:00:22AplaudÄm banii.
01:00:23AplaudÄm banii.
01:00:24AplaudÄm banii.
01:00:29AplaudÄm banii.
01:00:31Evident, faptul cÄ a durat atÃĒt de mult deliberarea reprezintÄ Či o dovadÄ a faptului cÄ au fost ÃŪn aceastÄ searÄ, ÃŪntr-adevÄr, mai multe numere bune.
01:00:38Či de asta, fiecare dintre noi, cei cinci juraČi, dar Či domnii prezentatori aici de faČÄ, am dorit sÄ vÄ mai aplaudÄm ÃŪn coadÄ.
01:00:46Cu paČi foarte, foarte repezi, ne apropiem de momentul ÃŪn care vom anunČa cÃĒČtigÄtorul sau cÃĒČtigÄtorii acestei serii.
01:01:08AdicÄ acel om sau acei oameni care sunt la un pas de marele bilet, ÃŪn valoare de 100.000 de euro.
01:01:27Iar ÃŪn aceastÄ searÄ, premiul se duce...
01:01:38Uite aČa, pe tÃĒrnave.
01:01:45Ansamblu TÃĒrnava!
01:01:58I-am fÄcut fericiČi, au ÃŪnceput sÄ plÃĒngÄ, s-au adunat cu toČii acolo ÃŪn faČÄ.
01:02:04MÄ iubesc!
01:02:06Ia uite, mÄ!
01:02:08I-a uite, mÄ!
01:02:10GrÄbatÄ, grÄbatÄ, grÄbatÄ!
01:02:12Bravo!
01:02:13MÄ, cÄ vezi puiaia de om aČa entuziasmat.
01:02:18ÃČi dai seama ei cÃĒt o sÄ se pregÄteascÄ pÃĒnÄ ÃŪn decembrie.
01:02:20AČa, timp la mÄ!
01:02:24O sÄ le mai danseze piciorulČele alea mici!
01:02:28Či ÃŪncÄ o ataplauze pentru toČi cei care au fost pe scena aici! Bravo Či vouÄ!
01:02:32Bravo, bÄtÄtor! Bravo!
01:02:34MulČumim din suflet!
01:02:36Bravo!
01:02:37Noi ne-am gÃĒndit la chestia asta, cÄ aveam ÃŪn finalÄ deja douÄ ansambluri, dar pe mine ce face bÄiatul Äla cu aceČti copii acolo, nu Čtiu, mi s-a pÄrut, ei mi-au dat lacrimile la final, spun foarte sincer.
01:02:49CÃĒnd i-am vÄzut pe toČi acolo Či cÃĒnd i-am vÄzut-o pe aia micÄ, mi-au dat lacrimile.
01:02:53Uite-l-mÄ pe Ästa mic, mÄ! Uite-l-mÄ!
01:02:57Cred cÄ nu mai este nimic de spus.
01:02:59Ne uitÄm aici. Cred cÄ nu mai este nimic de spus.
01:03:01MulČumim din suflet! Ne trÄim visul!
01:03:03Ãn momentul Ästa ne trÄim visul!
01:03:05MulČumim din suflet!
01:03:07FelicitÄri, Mihai!
01:03:09Ai fÄcut o treabÄ extraordinarÄ!
01:03:11E meritul tÄu ÃŪn mare parte!
01:03:13De-abia aČteptÄm sÄ vedem ce o sÄ faceČi ÃŪn finalÄ Či ce ai fÄcut cu copiii ÄČtia!
01:03:17Extraordinar! Bravo Čie! FelicitÄri!
01:03:19MulČumim din suflet!
01:03:20Iar meritul este al lor, al copiilor!
01:03:24Či cu asta ne luÄm la revedere de la ÃŪncÄ o ediČie The Ticket!
01:03:28Aplauze pentru juriu!
01:03:31Aplauze pentru voi!
01:03:34Aplauze pentru noi!
01:03:37Aplauze pentru toČi oamenii care vin pe scena asta niČte nebuni!
01:03:41Či ne vedem data viitoare la...
01:03:43The Ticket!
01:03:45Bravo!
01:03:47Bravo!
01:03:51BunÄ sera! BunÄ sera!
01:03:53Domnilor!
01:03:55BunÄ seara!
01:03:57BunÄ seara!
01:03:59Deja e bine!
01:04:01Am venit la The Ticket, aČa spune!
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