00:00How much was spent last month?
00:01It was my birthday month, so probably like $10,000.
00:04Everyone has a f***ing birthday month.
00:06Who gives a s***?
00:07How much did you spend this last month?
00:10How much was spent?
00:10Probably about to 10.
00:11Okay, and you find that to be reasonable.
00:13Again, 6,500 comes in.
00:14You find 10 to be reasonable?
00:16Birthday month.
00:17You're aligned with this birthday month thing.
00:19It was her birthday.
00:20F*** her birthday.
00:21Why do I give a s*** about her birthday?
00:22You know who's birthday?
00:22It's about to be the two-year-old.
00:23And guess what?
00:24That two-year-old is going to grow up and have to take care of their parents
00:25because their parents never saved up for retirement.
00:28That's another 10 for the kid.
00:29Huh?
00:30That's a 10 for the kid basically every birthday.
00:32Their birthdays are a day apart.
00:34So it's one day.
00:35Do you guys not even give a s*** what I just said?
00:37Because of your birthday month, your special little 26-year-old
00:41and having barely anything in full retirement.
00:44Is this funny?
00:45Is this comedic?
00:46No, sir.
00:47Your kid is going to have to put their life on hold
00:50to take care of her irresponsible parents
00:54because they thought this was funny.
00:56Well, that's why we're here.
00:57He's laughing.
00:58He's giggling his way through it.
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