Swing It, Sailor! (1938)

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00:00:00The End

00:02:47Come on, Pete, you've got to get up.

00:02:53We're home.

00:02:55Pete, this is one day you don't want to end up in the brig.

00:02:58That's right.

00:02:59Come on.

00:03:12Poor Husky, you sure got it bad again.

00:03:15Poor Pete, you mean.

00:03:17What do I do if Husky ever gets married and leaves the Navy?

00:03:20He won't last that long without Husky around to do his dirty work.

00:03:23Pete, wake up.

00:03:25Come on, Pete.

00:03:26Get up.

00:03:27Come on, you swabs.

00:03:28Rise and shine.

00:03:29Hit the deck.

00:03:31Why don't you stop mothering this egg?

00:03:35Why, you?

00:03:36Looking for trouble?

00:03:37Leave him be, Hardy.

00:03:41It's lucky for you I'm wearing this.

00:03:43All right, lash him up.

00:03:45Come on, shake the leg.

00:03:45Come on, you're right.

00:03:48Thanks, Husky old pal.

00:03:49I knew he lost my temper that time.

00:03:51If you had it, I'd have busted him in the nose.

00:04:03Hey, Pete.

00:04:04Yeah?

00:04:06Help me fix my wings.

00:04:07All right, Angel.

00:04:08Ain't that guy learned how to swim yet?

00:04:13Nah, he's just a little baby.

00:04:15Oh.

00:04:18Boys, I hope you've all had a nice time on this cruise.

00:04:21Because now you lazy lovers are going to get down to work.

00:04:24The ship's got to look like something for this inspection.

00:04:26And if any of you are expecting shore leave, you'd better snap into it.

00:04:32The bright work on the bridge.

00:04:34Ship and paint for you two.

00:04:35First turret.

00:04:36Second turret.

00:04:38The suave for you.

00:04:40Let me see, little Lord Fauntroy.

00:04:43What nice, easy job can I find for you?

00:04:48Let me think.

00:04:49I've got it.

00:04:58You're going to go up there and paint the spot on the top of that pretty little smokestack.

00:05:03Oh, have a heart.

00:05:05That comes straight from the heart.

00:05:07Shipmate.

00:05:09Now turn to.

00:05:10All of you.

00:05:12Come on.

00:05:13Hear that, Husky?

00:05:14Paint the stack.

00:05:15Gosh, just one of my dizzy spells is coming on, too.

00:05:18Yeah, it's a dirty trick.

00:05:20Oh, that's all right.

00:05:21I'm getting used to that guy giving me the works.

00:05:24Gosh.

00:05:26I might fall down and get killed.

00:05:28Then I'll have peace.

00:05:30Pete, you're in no shape to go up there.

00:05:32Orders is orders.

00:05:34There's not to reason why there's but to do and die.

00:05:38The noble 600.

00:05:41Goodbye, pal.

00:05:43Hey, Pete.

00:05:44Let me go up there for you.

00:05:45Oh, no.

00:05:45I couldn't let you do that, Husky.

00:05:47They won't know the difference.

00:05:47I wouldn't think of it.

00:05:49But I've got to go for you, Pete.

00:05:50No, no.

00:05:51Let me go, please.

00:05:52Well, if you insist.

00:05:53Oh, gosh.

00:05:54I'd never forgive myself if you got killed, Husky.

00:05:57Wouldn't you?

00:05:58Honest.

00:05:59Ah, but there's nothing to worry about with me handling the line,

00:06:02is there?

00:06:02Old frosty Pete.

00:06:06There you go.

00:06:06Ha!

00:06:07Ow!

00:06:08Hey, Pete, let me off the 15th floor.

00:06:19Press the button, and little Pete will do the rest.

00:06:21Okay.

00:06:34Hailey's hosiery.

00:06:35Corset.

00:06:35Step-ins.

00:06:36Brick-a-batter.

00:06:37Hey, hey, what's the idea?

00:07:07Oh, my God.

00:07:37Pete wants to be an aviator.

00:07:53And jump.

00:08:07Where is that bosun's mate?

00:08:32Attention.

00:08:37Are you in charge of these men?

00:08:39Yes, sir.

00:08:40That man that's doing all the painting?

00:08:43Yes, sir.

00:08:44Have him report to me.

00:08:46Aye, aye, sir.

00:08:47Not now.

00:08:48There's plenty of time.

00:08:50Let him finish his work.

00:08:51Aye, aye, sir.

00:09:07He's a mess.

00:09:08I'm going to finish his work.

00:09:09I don't want to make sure he's going to come back.

00:09:10Do you feel a good day?

00:09:11That's the군.

00:09:12Do you?

00:09:13Do you feel a good day?

00:09:15No, sir.

00:09:16Do you feel a good day?

00:09:17I don't know.

00:09:18Do you feel a good day, sir?

00:09:19Yeah.

00:09:20Don't go to theіlingger.

00:09:21Yeah.

00:09:22Doing the lighting of the city.

00:09:23I don't need to do that.

00:09:24Let's do that.

00:09:26Oh, dear.

00:09:28Oh, dear.

00:09:29Oh, dear.

00:09:30Oh, dear.

00:09:31Oh, dear.

00:09:32Oh.

00:09:33Oh, dear.

00:09:34Oh, dear.

00:09:35Oh, dear, you must have a good head of the heart of the heart.

00:09:38A little bit.

00:09:39All finished, and if I do say so myself, a paint job to be proud of.

00:09:44Yes, sir.

00:09:45A fine paint job.

00:09:47You might even get a medal for it.

00:09:50Maybe that's why the captain wants to see.

00:09:52See me?

00:09:53Yeah.

00:09:54Well, that's why the captain wants to see you.

00:09:56See me?

00:09:57Yeah.

00:09:58Well, that's why the captain wants to see you.

00:10:00See me?

00:10:01Yeah.

00:10:02Well, that's why the captain wants to see you.

00:10:05See me?

00:10:06Yeah.

00:10:07Or maybe it's because you hit him in the face with a bucket of paint.

00:10:11Report to him.

00:10:16Oh, that was an awful smear you made out of the captain.

00:10:19Was it?

00:10:20Well, you're liable to get years in the brig for that.

00:10:22Oh.

00:10:23Don't take it so hard.

00:10:24You've been in the brig before.

00:10:25Well, ain't that as Husky.

00:10:26I can't lose sight of him.

00:10:27Why not?

00:10:28Well, you think I won't let him go ashore alone?

00:10:30Well, he'd marry that girl a minute at my backstab.

00:10:32Well, he'd marry that girl a minute at my backstab.

00:10:35Mm-hmm.

00:10:36You better do some fast thinking then, sailor.

00:10:38Oh.

00:10:39Oh.

00:10:40Oh, Husky.

00:10:42Congratulations.

00:10:43What for?

00:10:44I don't know where you painted the stack.

00:10:45You've done such a swell job the captain wants to see you.

00:10:46Honestly?

00:10:47Yeah.

00:10:48And it may mean a promotion.

00:10:50Oh, but I shouldn't take a promotion.

00:10:51I'm getting out of the Navy.

00:10:52You take it?

00:10:53No, sir.

00:10:54You did it, and you're going to get the credit.

00:10:55Oh, that's just like you, Pete.

00:10:56Oh.

00:10:57It's nothing.

00:10:58I want to see you to get everything that's coming to you.

00:10:59Oh.

00:11:00Oh.

00:11:01Golly.

00:11:03Golly.

00:11:04Come on.

00:11:05Why the captain wants to see you?

00:11:06You take it?

00:11:08Come on.

00:11:09Come on.

00:11:10Come on.

00:11:11Come on.

00:11:12Come on.

00:11:13Come on.

00:11:14Come on.

00:11:15Come on.

00:11:16Come on, Phoenix.

00:11:17Come on.

00:11:18Come on.

00:11:19What's going on?

00:11:20Come on, Phoenix.

00:11:21Go

00:11:41Monday

00:11:44Tuesday

00:11:47Wednesday

00:11:49Friday

00:11:51Today's Friday, Fish Day. What are you going to use for bait?

00:11:54Nothing but my personality, sonny boy. I'm going to relax now that Husky is safe in the brig.

00:11:59That's one place no woman can get to him.

00:12:02Hey, what's the idea of always breaking up his romances?

00:12:05I know him. He's a lion on a battleship and a mouse in the boudoir.

00:12:09But this may be true love.

00:12:11True love, my eye. He wants to marry every skirt he meets.

00:12:14Who is it this time?

00:12:16That seems to be one secret he wants to keep to himself. But if I ever meet that gal, I'll tell her something but quick.

00:12:22Husky's not so dumb after all, eh?

00:12:25Hey, what do you mean? I've got enough dames to keep me going until 1960.

00:12:29You know we've been studying aviation for a long time. One of these days I'm going to be a pilot.

00:12:33And Husky's going to be my mechanic.

00:12:35There's things you can't leave the Navy now.

00:12:38Hey, Pete!

00:12:39Husky wants to see him in the brig.

00:12:41Says it's a matter of life and death.

00:12:43He ain't sick, is he?

00:12:45Yeah, lovesick. You better hurry up before he hangs himself.

00:12:49There, yes.

00:12:51Whoa!

00:12:59Husky!

00:13:00You better hurry up.

00:13:01You better hurry up.

00:13:06How are you?

00:13:07Gee, I'm sorry I got you into this.

00:13:09Oh, I guess you couldn't help it.

00:13:11Is there anything I can do for you?

00:13:15No, thanks.

00:13:16Oh, yeah.

00:13:17Yeah, you can do me a favor.

00:13:20Anything you say, Husky?

00:13:21No, I'd be willing to cut my right arm off for you.

00:13:24What is it, pal?

00:13:25Would you, would you get me a three cents stamp?

00:13:28What for?

00:13:29Well, I'm writing my girl a letter.

00:13:31I got to tell her that I won't be able to see her today.

00:13:33Why, a letter won't get to her in time.

00:13:34Listen, I'm going to shore.

00:13:35I'd be glad to give it to her personally.

00:13:36Oh, I, oh.

00:13:37No, I think you better send her a telegram.

00:13:39Just send her a telegram and say that I'll see her

00:13:41just as soon as I get out of here.

00:13:42Oh, you just leave it to her.

00:13:44I'll see her.

00:13:45You better get the same thing.

00:13:47You're willing to cut my right arm off for you.

00:13:49What is it, pal?

00:13:50Would you, would you get me a three-cent stamp?

00:13:52get out of here oh you just leave it to me i'll fix everything oh uh is there anything else yeah

00:14:02you can tell her i love her oh sure oh gosh i can't go ashore after all oh why not i'm flat

00:14:11oh that all how much you need oh five or ten bucks well here thanks a piece please don't

00:14:22forget about sending that telegram my whole future may depend on it sure i know what's the address

00:14:29it's 334 harper avenue 334 harper avenue i got it pal

00:14:38merry sunshine ladies beaming out at you from station p.i.p and bringing you the 64th lesson

00:14:47on how to keep your girlish form and figure and incidentally your husband twixt the torso obliquely

00:14:55toward the right then the left now bend the knees or to use the vernacular squat one two one two

00:15:08now raise the right leg and kick hey gert where's my anchor

00:15:19oh i think it's in here

00:15:28here it is

00:15:28gee myrtle how do you get all those fellas it's a gift i guess just a gift but ain't you scared

00:15:38some of those guys will get wise ah who cares but that fellow that's coming off the ship today

00:15:44he wants to marry you that's what makes him different well i wish i had your technique

00:15:51where is that phone

00:16:00hello who oh it's oscar hempelmeyer oh him

00:16:09well i guess i might as well talk to him mr hempelmeyer

00:16:13hello i hear you little sweetie how are you

00:16:24oh i can't tonight oh how such a headache

00:16:30and no i can't tuesday i think i'm going to have another headache

00:16:34i mean i probably won't be feeling so good yet well maybe wednesday

00:16:39let's go to the paradise club

00:16:47what did you say all right then beast ingy i'll probably have a headache on wednesday too

00:17:01well that must be the rear admiral tell him i'll be right on

00:17:09that's why i'm a man of a few words and i believe in getting to the point

00:17:15don't you think you're a little too young to get married

00:17:17a beautiful girl like you can have your pick and choose them in so why waste your time and an

00:17:24ordinary sailor who after he gets out of the navy won't even have a thirty dollar a month job

00:17:28besides the navy needs men like husky big strong dumb fellas to protect little girls like you

00:17:36say what is this who is this guy anyway who's that that's me i mean she's who you think i am i guess

00:17:43what do you want i want to know which one of you two thinks she's going to marry husky well maybe i do

00:17:48what about well i'm his pal and i'm not seeing the best sinner in the pacific fleet tied up to no apron

00:17:54strings for the rest of his life does husky know you're here no he don't where is he he's in the

00:17:58brig that's where he is oh he's in the brig and you come sneaking around behind his back buttoning

00:18:03and trying to run his affairs well whoever you are you just wait until husky hears about this

00:18:07he'll break every bone in your head hey don't say anything to husky about this don't bet you

00:18:12well i well why not well gee whiz do you want to break up a friendship of years well i like that

00:18:17what are you trying to do oh well that's different oh it is well let me tell you something i don't know

00:18:23what this is all about but no half-time second-class team is going to come around here interfering with

00:18:27the guy that wants to marry me so get out of here and get out fast before i forget i'm a lady

00:18:38oh nice little girl

00:18:40husky oh pete hey did you send the telegram no i lost the address i i had to come myself

00:19:00hey how did you get out well they gee whiz peat they finally found out it was you that done it huh

00:19:07yeah oh i tried to tell him i wanted to take the blame i guess they finally decided to believe me

00:19:13huh oh swell pete but they blamed hardy now he's in the brig oh pete did you say you saw myrtle oh sure i

00:19:31just told her what a great guy you was oh that's swell pete say ain't she a wonderful girl uh myrtle

00:19:40come on you got to go back up with me ah no i gotta date him all that ain't important pete

00:19:47come on i want you and myrtle to know each other better i want to tell her some of the nice things

00:19:52you've done for me i can't come on oh yeah but you didn't get to know her very well husky listen

00:19:59husky wait a minute i got an idea well i'll hide and you surprise her all right

00:20:06oh husky oh you killed him what do you mean mean well it's your fault oh keep quiet come on help me get

00:20:21him in there come on husky hey gert get some more water

00:20:26oh it's myrtle gosh you look so beautiful it must have knocked me out oh husky are you all right

00:20:40sure it's fine

00:20:45i thought you was in the brig well i was but on account of pete i got out

00:20:52he does everything for me oh he does does he well you're not just dandy i was trying to find out what

00:20:59i should give you for a wedding present yes he tried so hard he almost gave himself away oh speaking

00:21:05of presents here's a box of candy for you myrtle oh and here's a real chinese parrot i brought you oh

00:21:11thanks a million honey can he talk can he listen say something sounds like he needs a grease job oh he

00:21:20just said hello in chinese probably i love you i love you i taught him that myself

00:21:30i bet he says that to all the girls oh no he don't there's only one girl in the world for us

00:21:40well so long i gotta be going to get a lot of things to do oh no we're all gonna have a celebration

00:21:46you know we've been just dying for some excitement since we came back off that long cruise

00:21:51no no husky i can't oh do come along with us

00:21:56sure and this time let's do something different

00:22:00well start your explaining mister i guess i owe you an apology for barging in like i do but

00:22:15i got husky's interest at heart oh yeah your eyes your hair your you're beautiful

00:22:22what's that got to do with husky and me getting married everything you ain't no fireside type

00:22:31you can get plenty of guys you don't need him anyways a guy like me is more your type

00:22:38oh so that's the way the wind blows just the pal of dear old husky

00:22:44uh applesauce you know what i mean i'll say i do

00:22:51gee it's a beautiful day ain't it oh so so but then i guess you sailors is used to beautiful days

00:23:00in the tropics with native girls and everything only thing i ever got in the tropics was malaria

00:23:06was she nice malaria ain't a girl it's a sickness oh excuse me i ain't very good at geography

00:23:21i guess you're pretty anxious to settle down with husky and cook and so and have six or seven

00:23:25babies hey hold on you're living my life for me pretty quick aren't you mister

00:23:29i wish husky wasn't such a good friend of mine why oh nothing didn't you ever think about getting

00:23:40married i didn't up to now tomorrow is saturday could i see you alone in the afternoon oh for

00:23:47goodness sake why uh something important i want to talk to you about but i got a date with husky oh you'll

00:23:53be married a husky for a long time one day off won't hurt besides it's him i want to talk to

00:24:00you about what about him well something about husky i think you ought to know don't tell me there's

00:24:07insanity in his family i'll talk to you about it tomorrow one o'clock in front of gordon's drugstore

00:24:12suppose myrtle missed me while i was gone oh sure

00:24:16gosh she's a wonderful girl ain't she sure

00:24:26what does she want with a fellow like me you got your navy insurance ain't you uh-huh

00:24:41oh boy i bet pete's got it all fixed for me now

00:24:46uh

00:24:52husky

00:24:56the boat

00:25:01save her she'll drown

00:25:03hurry up and do something she can't

00:25:06help me oh help save her she'll drown

00:25:09hurry up you can swim you're in the navy

00:25:18hurry she'll be drowned by the time you get there

00:25:25husky

00:25:39Oh, Posky.

00:25:50Myrtle.

00:26:09Gert, get up and answer the phone.

00:26:21Answer the phone.

00:26:24Oh, all right, all right, all right.

00:26:29Why do people have to call in the middle of the night?

00:26:39Where's that light switch?

00:26:53Ouch.

00:26:55Oh.

00:26:58Oh.

00:27:00Sherlock, I can't see them blind.

00:27:03I'd do better if you take off that sleeping mask.

00:27:05Oh.

00:27:09Oh.

00:27:18Hello?

00:27:19Hello, Bill.

00:27:20Hello, Joe.

00:27:21Hello, Henry.

00:27:25It's Pete.

00:27:26Tell him I just left.

00:27:28He just left.

00:27:32I wonder if parrots make good soup.

00:27:36Hey, Molly.

00:27:39Oh.

00:27:40Hello.

00:27:41Hello.

00:27:42What are you doing with the parrot?

00:27:43Well, I'll tell you.

00:27:44I hope it won't hurt Husky's feelings, but I've got to get rid of him.

00:27:45Why?

00:27:46On account of my landlady.

00:27:47She keeps insisting I've got a man in my room.

00:27:48Didn't you tell her that it was the parrot?

00:27:49Yeah, but she says that's too good an alibi.

00:27:50Oh.

00:27:51So I thought I'd take him over to the pet store and see if I could exchange him for a little

00:27:55dog.

00:27:56I always wanted a little dog.

00:27:57Well, why not?

00:27:58Let's see what they got.

00:27:59Let's see what they got.

00:28:00Let's see what they got.

00:28:01Oh.

00:28:02What is this you wanted to tell me about Husky?

00:28:03Well, you see, Husky's got a very flighty nature.

00:28:04Is that so?

00:28:05Yeah.

00:28:06He does a lot of things without thinking.

00:28:07I remember once in Nagasaki there was a little geisha girl, who told me that they had

00:28:12in the矢

00:28:31you under the hat.

00:28:32Yes.

00:28:33Um, cause he started downstairs.

00:28:35geisha girl soon as he saw her he said marry me we had to call out the marines to break up the match

00:28:40then again in flat of ostok when he fell for that soviet miss why it wasn't five minutes before they

00:28:44had their own five-year plan if it hadn't been for those two-day divorces over there he'd still

00:28:48be in siberia well i'm glad to hear that about husky i like a man of experience well i'm telling

00:28:54you he's impulsive why he's liable to walk out on you the day after the marriage i doubt that i think

00:28:59he'd wait at least a week but you're kidding i'm serious i'm just as serious as you are now come

00:29:06on out what's behind all this you are me yep the minute i saw you i said to myself there she is

00:29:19the girl i've been dreaming about hey you shut up here's where you get off

00:29:29hey good morning good morning good morning how are you polly come on come on say hello oh look

00:29:39look just like bosom's mate hardy that's a cute one

00:29:47he looks just like you oh there's married life oh yeah i can just see you and husky doing that

00:29:55you're too fresh hello hello there boy hello there look there are the puppies oh aren't they darling

00:30:04well look that's the one i want right there would you like to see him oh i'd love to

00:30:09oh isn't he darling oh he's wonderful

00:30:15i uh i wonder if i could trade him for this parrot

00:30:19well i don't know i never do this kind of business oh but he's a very wonderful parrot

00:30:24he never stops talking let him here say something go ahead gabby say something we talked so much i named him gabby

00:30:30letty i think you'll make a big mistake you should call him spain oh i'm mad about dorothy

00:30:47what was that sounds like mad dog mad dog mad dog

00:31:00oh

00:31:18mom

00:31:21What's going on here?

00:31:51I don't know. It's a mystery to me. Where's this mad dog?

00:31:55Oh, Officer, there isn't any mad dog. It was just Gabby.

00:31:58Who?

00:31:59Gabby, you know my little parrot.

00:32:01Oh, it's a mad parrot. I guess I've got to shoot him, huh?

00:32:03That's okay with me.

00:32:04If you harm a hair of his head, I'll sue you.

00:32:06There's nothing the matter with the parrot. He just talks too much.

00:32:08So do you. Shut up.

00:32:09Now, listen, Officer, I can explain everything.

00:32:11You see, I came in here to see if I could trade this parrot for this little dog.

00:32:14Look at him. Isn't he cute? Mad dog.

00:32:17Mad dog. Mad dog. Mad dog. Mad dog.

00:32:23I wonder how much he is.

00:32:25Look, Lady. Take the parrot. Take the dog. Take the store if you want.

00:32:30But please go out before I get crazy. Before everybody gets crazy.

00:32:35Oh, do you really, Mimi?

00:32:37See, with my heart and soul. Please, go.

00:32:40Oh, gee, thanks.

00:32:41That's what you, pal, will do as much for you sometime.

00:32:44Petey, bring Gabby.

00:32:45Huh? Oh.

00:32:46No, listen.

00:32:47All right, stupid.

00:32:50Say, where is this mad dog?

00:32:52He's no mad dog.

00:32:54No mad dog?

00:32:55If somebody's mad, he's me.

00:32:57I've got crazy.

00:32:58Fire!

00:32:59I've got crazy.

00:33:00Fire!

00:33:01Let me go!

00:33:02Fire!

00:33:03Fire!

00:33:04Fire!

00:33:05Fire!

00:33:06Fire!

00:33:07Fire!

00:33:08Fire!

00:33:09I've got to teach that bird to keep still.

00:33:12Yeah, goodbye.

00:33:14Gee, we had fun.

00:33:15Yeah, we sure did.

00:33:17I love my little dog.

00:33:19Is that all you love?

00:33:21I love him so much that I'm thinking about naming him Petey Junior.

00:33:25Well, how about you taking Junior and Senior for a walk tomorrow night?

00:33:30Walk, maybe.

00:33:31Why don't you drop around and see?

00:33:33Okay.

00:33:34Well, so long.

00:33:35Hey, wait a minute.

00:33:36Don't you think that Petey Senior should have a little good night kiss?

00:33:39Now, why didn't I think of that?

00:33:40Go ahead, Junior.

00:33:41Kiss your papa good night.

00:33:42Ha, ha, ha!

00:33:43You've got a date again tonight, haven't you, Pete?

00:33:44Yep.

00:33:45Hey, Husky.

00:33:46I hate to ask you this, but, uh, I've got to have ten bucks.

00:33:52For God's sake, I can't understand it.

00:33:54What?

00:33:55Me needing ten bucks?

00:33:56No, no.

00:33:57I can't understand Myrtle.

00:33:58Every time I try to see her now, she's got some new excuse.

00:33:59Ah, forget it.

00:34:00She's probably running around with some heel.

00:34:01I'd like to lay my hands on him.

00:34:02I'd tear him apart.

00:34:03Oh, yeah.

00:34:04You ought to have to be a little bit too.

00:34:05You ought to be a little bit too, huh.

00:34:06Give it up.

00:34:07I'll be a little bit too much.

00:34:08I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:09I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:10All right.

00:34:11Look, let's go ahead.

00:34:12That's all right.

00:34:13I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:14I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:15I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:16What?

00:34:17I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:18I'll be a little bit too.

00:34:19I'd like to lay my hands on him.

00:34:21I'd tear him apart.

00:34:23Yeah, you ought to be glad you're rid of her.

00:34:25But I don't want to be rid of her.

00:34:27I love her.

00:34:28That's only in the mind.

00:34:29Oh, no.

00:34:30Anyway, there are other things more important than love.

00:34:32What's more important than love?

00:34:34The Navy.

00:34:36Oh.

00:34:37The Navy's all right, but you can't kiss a battleship.

00:34:40Maybe not, but you never heard of a battleship running away

00:34:43with the Iceman or suing for aliens.

00:34:46Yeah, but I'm getting out of the Navy.

00:34:48There's nothing to stop you from re-enlisting.

00:34:50What for?

00:34:51What for?

00:34:52That's a fine patriotic question for an American citizen to ask.

00:34:55Supposing John Paul Jones had asked that.

00:34:57Supposing Admiral Currier had said, what for?

00:34:59Yeah, and Dewey, I forgot about him.

00:35:01Admiral Dewey.

00:35:02Husky Stone, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:04Hey.

00:35:05You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:07You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:09You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:11You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:13You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

00:35:15Hey.

00:35:16What?

00:35:17I thought we was going to be a great team.

00:35:19We were.

00:35:20You handling the motors and me the stick.

00:35:22Mm-hmm.

00:35:23Have you forgot about that?

00:35:25Well, I hadn't quite thought about it like that.

00:35:29Well, you better start thinking about it.

00:35:31But gee whiz, a fella's got a right to get married.

00:35:34No, he ain't.

00:35:35Not until he's earned some kind of success.

00:35:36What are you going to do when you get out of the Navy?

00:35:38Oh, I suppose get some high-class job like driving a truck or something.

00:35:41Well, I don't know any millionaire sailors.

00:35:43You don't know any sailors on the relief, either.

00:35:44Oh, I don't know.

00:35:45Maybe you're right, Pete.

00:35:46I'll think it over.

00:35:47But I know one thing.

00:35:48What?

00:35:49I'll bet you Admiral Dewey never met a girl like Myrtle.

00:35:50Oh.

00:35:51Hello, Pete.

00:35:52Hello.

00:35:53Uh- hey.

00:35:54How about the pot?

00:35:55Uh, swell, brother swell.

00:35:56Husky's beginning to feel red, white, and blue all over again.

00:36:09What about the day?

00:36:10Uh, I got a little work to do there, yet.

00:36:13Oh, a little homework, eh?

00:36:14What do you mean?

00:36:15You know I'm only doing this for Husky?

00:36:17Oh, sure.

00:36:18Yeah, sure.

00:36:19Your Pop will be here any minute now, Junior. Aren't you excited?

00:36:49I think it's a shame the way you're treating Husky.

00:37:10Oh, you'll get over it. But he wants to marry you.

00:37:14Well, how do you know Pete don't? Has he said anything?

00:37:18Not yet, but he will. You just leave it to Little Myrtle.

00:37:23I don't think Pete's the marrying kind.

00:37:26Oh, you don't. Well, now, I'll tell you what you do.

00:37:29When he comes, you go out for a walk. And then in a little while, you come back.

00:37:33But don't ring. Use your key, and I'll show you something.

00:37:43My goodness. What are you going to do to him?

00:37:47You'll find out.

00:37:49Oh, there he is now.

00:37:50Bring him in.

00:37:51Oh, there he is now.

00:37:54Bring him in.

00:37:55Oh, there he is now.

00:37:59Oh, there he is.

00:38:00Oh, there he is now.

00:38:04Bring him in.

00:38:06Oh, there he is now.

00:38:07Oh, I'll see you.

00:38:08Oh, I'll see you.

00:38:09Oh, I'll see you when he comes.

00:38:10Uh-oh.

00:38:11Oh, there he is now.

00:38:17Bring him in.

00:38:22Hiya, folks.

00:38:24Hello, Bill. Hello, Joe.

00:38:26Hello, Henry. Hello, Oscar.

00:38:30Someday I'm gonna choke that bird.

00:38:32Well, what's it gonna mean tonight, little princess?

00:38:35The Waldorf, the Ritz, the penthouse?

00:38:37Or the yacht?

00:38:39Well, whatever you say.

00:38:41But first, let's open a bottle of champagne.

00:38:44Great. And don't forget the hors d'oeuvres.

00:38:46Oh, well, Suzette, will you bring in the champagne, please?

00:38:49Huh?

00:38:50Oh, these French maids are so dense.

00:38:53I'll get it myself.

00:38:55Get going, get going.

00:38:57Do you want me to go now?

00:38:59Oh, yes, Suzette, you may have the evening off.

00:39:04Don't forget to come back in a little while.

00:39:09Oh, my gosh.

00:39:11So shout...

00:39:42Oh, goodbye.

00:39:44So long.

00:39:53Ah, 1921, my favorite vintage.

00:39:59Desmond, does the light bother your eyes?

00:40:03No.

00:40:04Oh, yeah.

00:40:06Guess maybe it does.

00:40:12Bill.

00:40:19No.

00:40:20I don't know.

00:40:21It's enough.

00:40:22Good job.

00:40:24All right.

00:40:25I'm sorry.

00:40:27All right.

00:40:28I'm glad you brought this to me.

00:40:30I don't think you would like to go home.

00:40:32Please don't.

00:40:33I'm sorry.

00:40:34I'm sorry.

00:40:35No, tell me all about the Navy.

00:40:39You know, you've got a beautiful nation.

00:40:44What's that got to do with the Navy?

00:40:47Aw, it's a great port in the storm.

00:40:53Well, my ship's got 16 decks and no bottom.

00:40:57No one got to do something but you can.

00:41:00Well, my ship's got 16 decks and no bottom.

00:41:05The boilers are made of rubber, and she burns ice.

00:41:08She's rounding the counter and buffing the bow.

00:41:11She draws no water because she don't know how.

00:41:15The scuttlebutt has gold drinking cups,

00:41:18and her keel is greased with butter.

00:41:30Oh, my god!

00:42:00Look, isn't that a beautiful engagement ring?

00:42:04Yeah.

00:42:06That's just like the ring Husky's going to give me.

00:42:09Hey, don't you let Husky give you no ring.

00:42:12Do you mean you want to give me one?

00:42:14Oh, darling, this is so sudden.

00:42:20Congratulations.

00:42:21Oh, Gertie, I'm so happy we're engaged.

00:42:24I'm so happy that you ve all in the air.

00:42:27And I'm so happy that you'll do it.

00:42:28And I'm happy that you're a little bit away.

00:42:30Oh, you know what I'm saying?

00:42:32Well, we'll be right back.

00:42:34Good day.

00:42:35I'll be right back.

00:42:36First off, come on.

00:42:38Hey, now let's go, Gertie.

00:42:39Hey.

00:42:40Hey, that's sweet.

00:42:40I'm a homie.

00:42:42I'm a homie.

00:42:43Maybe we'll be right back.

00:42:44This is tellin'.

00:42:47And was it true?

00:42:48I mean, wait, what happened?

00:42:50I'm a with you, sir.

00:42:51your manicure, but the dames will excuse you. Lovely fella. How was the homework? You look

00:43:02kind of down, Pete. Ain't the plot working? Not so good. I guess I turned on a little

00:43:06too much personality. Now I got the dame in my hair. What do you mean? Oh, I pay her

00:43:12a few compliments just to get her away from husking. Now I got her on my neck. What are

00:43:17you kicking about? If she feels that way about you, she's forgot Husky and he's safe. Sure,

00:43:22that's right. Yeah, but how about me? All you got to do is keep away from her. Ain't you

00:43:26heard? We're shoving off day after tomorrow for target practice. On the level? Sure. What

00:43:31a break. I hope it's in little America. Uh, Ixnay, the problem child. Say, uh, Husky, how

00:43:39about taking into town tonight? So well. But ain't you already got a date for tonight? Yep,

00:43:43but I'm gonna break it just so you and me can be together. Oh, good. You know, I haven't

00:43:48been off the ship since... How much money you got? 20 bucks. What'll we do? I don't care

00:43:54what we do, but remember, no women. No. I tell you there's something fishy about this. Well,

00:44:02maybe he couldn't get off the ship. Well, he could have sent me word. Well, maybe he's fixed.

00:44:06I hope so. Well, don't upset yourself. I'll upset him when I get my hands on him. You know,

00:44:11he don't act exactly right for an engaged man. There he is now, with a perfect alibi. I'll

00:44:20give him a piece of my mind. Say, what's the idea of keeping me waiting around here an hour

00:44:24and a half? Who do you think you are, anyway? Oh, hello, Oscar. I thought it was my Aunt Minnie.

00:44:32Yeah, sure. Well, sure, I'm glad to hear from you. Yeah, I know, but I got an aunt from Chicago,

00:44:41and I had to go out with her. Well? Well, I was gonna go out with her, but I might. All right,

00:44:51I'll be ready in 20 minutes. Okay, I'll see you then. Goodbye. I'll show that fresh sailor.

00:45:08You men are detailed to act as guides to the visitors. Show them the utmost courtesy and do

00:45:13everything possible to make their visit interesting. That's all. Fall out. We sure had a swell time

00:45:23last night, didn't we? I guess we'd better stay away from what's left of McGuinness's pool room.

00:45:30Being in the Navy ain't so bad, after all. Now you're talking. We got a job to be proud of. We're

00:45:35important people. Think of the millions that are depending on you and me. Why? It's up to us

00:45:40to keep peace all over the world. And while we're doing it, we're guests of Uncle Sam and the greatest

00:45:45sightseeing tour on Earth. And we're getting paid. Yes, sir. And we'll keep peace all over the world,

00:45:51even if we have to kill everybody doing it. You said it. Now that I've learned about women,

00:45:59I might as well sign up for another four years. I wouldn't be surprised if they broke a rule and

00:46:04made you an admiral.

00:46:10Hey, look, Pete. You see what I see?

00:46:25Hey, look this way and maybe they won't see us. Then we can duck. But I want to see Myrtle.

00:46:29What? I thought you just said you were through with women. Where's your character? Oh, but Myrtle,

00:46:33maybe she's come aboard to explain. If you have anything more to do with it, I'm through with you.

00:46:42Oh, well, well. Fancy meeting you two boys here. Isn't it a small world?

00:46:47Hello, Myrtle. Gosh, you look swell. Hello, Gertie.

00:46:54Hello. Oh, boy. What a big ship.

00:46:59Yeah, it'll take a long time to see it all. You better get started looking right now.

00:47:03I know you're just dying to show us around, aren't you, Mr. Kelly?

00:47:07They, uh, they don't allow dogs aboard. Hey, Husky, you better hide them or they'll put her off the ship.

00:47:19Come on, girls. I'll show you around.

00:47:23Lieutenant.

00:47:23There.

00:47:25Adams, Martin, Stone.

00:47:28Captain has quite a large party of friends coming on board.

00:47:31You three are detailed as special guides for them.

00:47:42What was that?

00:47:47Oh.

00:47:53That was that same noise again.

00:47:56What was it?

00:48:10Now listen, Gertie.

00:48:11Run along and amuse yourself for a few minutes while I talk to this insect.

00:48:16Oh.

00:48:17All right.

00:48:18Well, just exactly where were you last night?

00:48:23Well, I couldn't leave Husky last night.

00:48:26He was sick.

00:48:27Oh, he was sick.

00:48:28In McGinnis' pool room, I suppose.

00:48:31Say, how?

00:48:32Oh, never mind.

00:48:33Just don't try to slip anything over on little Myrtle.

00:48:36I suppose you know what happened there, then.

00:48:38Yes, I do.

00:48:38There was one swell fight, and you two boys started it.

00:48:41I didn't start it.

00:48:43Husky did.

00:48:43So what?

00:48:45Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you, if you'll keep quiet.

00:48:47What are you talking about, anyway?

00:48:49About Husky being sick.

00:48:52He has fits.

00:48:54Huh?

00:48:55Yeah.

00:48:56Gets attacks, seizures, goes nuts, and nobody knows anything about it but me.

00:49:02What are you trying to do?

00:49:03Kid me?

00:49:04Oh, honest.

00:49:05Didn't you notice how pale I got when you made that crack about there being insanity in his family?

00:49:09What's this got to do with you breaking our date?

00:49:11That's what I'm trying to tell you.

00:49:12Well.

00:49:12I knew he was going to have a fit.

00:49:14That's why I had to get him off the ship.

00:49:16Well, they'd give him a medical discharge if they knew it.

00:49:18Go on.

00:49:19So I took him to McGinnis' pool room.

00:49:22Often a good game of pool snaps him out of it.

00:49:24But didn't do him no good this time.

00:49:27He got an attack and nearly broke up the place.

00:49:30Do you know what I think?

00:49:32What?

00:49:32I think you're the biggest liar in the Navy.

00:49:35Oh, yeah?

00:49:40Well, uh, look at that then.

00:49:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:49:50Come on.

00:49:50I mean, it's true.

00:49:54Gee, poor Husky.

00:49:56Yeah, ain't it terrible?

00:49:58It was swell of you to tell me.

00:50:00Oh, that's all right.

00:50:01Don't mention it.

00:50:02But I'm warning you.

00:50:04About what?

00:50:04Don't ever say anything to Husky that'll upset him.

00:50:07For instance, I mean about you and me.

00:50:09All visitors are requested to leave the ship.

00:50:12Yes, that means all visitors are sure.

00:50:14Well, so long.

00:50:16So long until tomorrow night.

00:50:18But this time you'll be there.

00:50:21All visitors are requested to leave the ship.

00:50:23All visitors are requested to leave the ship.

00:51:04Does this mean anything to you?

00:51:17No.

00:51:18Maybe you don't remember me.

00:51:20I'm Myrtle.

00:51:22You know, the girl you're supposed to be engaged to.

00:51:27Say, what's the matter with you?

00:51:29Oh, I don't feel so good.

00:51:32No, ain't that just too bad?

00:51:33Maybe I'm boring you.

00:51:35I got a lot of things on my mind.

00:51:38Oh, come on.

00:51:39Snap out of it.

00:51:39Let's dance.

00:51:41Come on.

00:51:58Hey.

00:51:59There's that fresh cluck dancing with our swell dung.

00:52:03How does that little runt do it?

00:52:05That ain't Pete's girl.

00:52:06She's Husky's.

00:52:07Yeah.

00:52:08And what's Pete doing with her?

00:52:09He's been giving her the rush act, so she'll lay off Husky.

00:52:12You don't tell me.

00:52:15Believe that just ducky.

00:52:17Where you going?

00:52:19Don't say nothing about what I said.

00:52:20Shut up.

00:52:21I'm not finishing the dance with your lady friend.

00:52:29Nothing doing.

00:52:30Go on over and sit down, sailor.

00:52:32Sit down yourself.

00:52:33Oh, come on.

00:52:34Let me finish the dance with you.

00:52:34Don't cry.

00:52:38Nice guy, that Pete.

00:52:40He's all right.

00:52:41Yes.

00:52:42Well, double-crossing little weasel.

00:52:45Well, what do you mean?

00:52:46Well, he's just playing you for a sucker.

00:52:49Oh.

00:52:50Sure.

00:52:51He's been giving you the grand rush, ain't he?

00:52:53Well, supposing he has.

00:52:55I guess he told you that he loved you.

00:52:58Why not?

00:52:59Why not?

00:53:00Say, don't you know it's a gag?

00:53:02What's a gag?

00:53:03Why, he's just trying to bust up you and Husky.

00:53:06Huh?

00:53:07Sure.

00:53:09Didn't you know that big lunch's been stooching for Pete for years?

00:53:13Doing all of his work, fighting all of his fights,

00:53:16lending him all of his money.

00:53:18You don't say.

00:53:20Sure.

00:53:21So you're the no-good, low-down scoundrel that's been hypnotizing my Myrtle.

00:53:50Oh, well, oh.

00:53:53He hit him.

00:53:54Why, you big, dumb crook.

00:53:56I never laid my eyes on that fellow before tonight.

00:53:59Well, I thought he...

00:54:01Well, he ain't.

00:54:02But I'll tell you who the guy is that's been two-timing you.

00:54:05It's your pal, that's who it is.

00:54:07Your pal, Pete.

00:54:08Oh, Myrtle, you're crazy.

00:54:11We're both crazy.

00:54:12And do you know why he done it?

00:54:13To keep you in the Navy.

00:54:15To stooge for him for another four years.

00:54:17Look.

00:54:18Look, there he goes now, trying to sneak out on us.

00:54:24Is it true that you and Myrtle have been...

00:54:25Now, wait a minute, Husky.

00:54:26Calm yourself.

00:54:26I can explain everything.

00:54:28Oh, can't you see he's lying?

00:54:29Can't you see it in his face?

00:54:30We've been together every evening.

00:54:32Oh.

00:54:34Oh!

00:54:35Why, you big ape, you killed him!

00:54:37First squadron takeoff, and proceed with bombing exercises.

00:56:05Captain, Captain, target hit but not destroyed, apparently taking water.

00:56:13Aye, aye, ship.

00:56:16Calling flight commander number one.

00:56:18Calling flight commander number one.

00:56:20Order all planes to cease present exercises immediately until necessary repairs are made on target.

00:56:25Repair party proceeding.

00:56:35Husky. Husky.

00:56:37Oh, for the love of Mike, won't you please listen to me?

00:56:40Tell you I did it all for your sake. Myrtle wasn't the girl for you.

00:56:43Prove that you wasn't by falling for a mug like me.

00:56:47If you don't shut up, I'm gonna throw you overboard.

00:56:55I didn't know you'd take it like that, Husky.

00:56:58Have a heart, will you?

00:57:04You two men handle a collision. That will lower it as soon as I wrap on the hull.

00:57:07The rest of you men come below with me.

00:57:09All right, pass up that short timber.

00:57:23Come on down with that timber, you guys!

00:57:25Come in!

00:57:26Come on down!

00:57:27Come on, hurry up!

00:57:34Come on, swing it in there!

00:57:39Flash it!

00:57:44Wall hands on deck to make a snappy!

00:57:55Come on, Kelly, before you get a bomb down your neck!

00:58:06Step on the gas, let's get out of here!

00:58:14Calling wing commander number one.

00:58:16Calling wing commander number one.

00:58:18Target repairs completed.

00:58:20And repair party clear target.

00:58:22Receive of bombing exercises.

00:58:25All right, give me a break, will you, Husky?

00:58:31We've been friends too long to let a woman come between us.

00:58:47The least you can do is to answer me.

00:58:50Oh, pipe down!

00:58:52I thought you was Husky.

00:58:53Husky!

00:58:54Where is he?

00:58:55I don't know.

00:59:07We must have let Husky on the target.

00:59:08Turn back!

00:59:09We can't turn back!

00:59:10We've been blown to bits!

00:59:11Well, I'm going back!

00:59:12Hey!

00:59:13We could have let you go!

00:59:14Not to.

00:59:19No way!

00:59:20No way!

00:59:21No way!

00:59:22No way!

00:59:23No way!

00:59:24No way!

00:59:25No way!

00:59:27No way!

00:59:28No way!

00:59:29Don't make me lose weight!

00:59:32Don't make me lose weight over.

00:59:34Oh, my God.

01:00:04Oh, my God.

01:00:34Oh, gee, Husky, won't you listen to me, please?

01:00:42For the 86th time, you're disturbing the patient.

01:00:45Would you please go?

01:00:49You'll have to sign this now, Stone.

01:00:53Right there.

01:00:54Yes, sir.

01:00:54What is it, sir?

01:01:00Article for reenlistment.

01:01:04Oh, gee, I didn't know that you felt...

01:01:08For the 86th time, will you please shut up?

01:01:12Here's something for you, Husky.

01:01:14Oh, a present.

01:01:27Dear Mr. Stone, I am here with returning your parrot.

01:01:31It is not a fit bird for a married woman to have around.

01:01:35Signed, Mrs. Oscar Hempelmeyer.

01:01:37Hello, Oscar.

01:01:38Hello, Mike.

01:01:39Hello, Pete.

01:01:40Bra!

01:01:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:01:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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