00:00Thank you for the compliment.
00:01You're welcome.
00:02Your eyes are far apart.
00:03You know what?
00:04When I worked at this other job one time,
00:06these mean girls,
00:07they made a meme about me of Sid the Slot.
00:11Wait, why?
00:12They put eyeliner on it
00:13because they said that my eyes were so far apart
00:15that I look like Sid the Slot.
00:16Well, I shouldn't have said that then.
00:17I was just trying to joke.
00:19Thanks a lot.
00:20Four eyes.
00:21It's true.
00:22Dude, I look cute in glasses.
00:23Also, it covers up my eye bags
00:25because I got...
00:26Guys, zoom in on these things.
00:28You don't.
00:29Oh, these are...
00:30These things are like, I'm dying.
00:31They look like pillows that I could lay my head on.
00:33We are not going down this train, dude.
00:35We are talking about debt.
00:36I'm easily distracted.
00:38You got to stop.
00:38You have pretty eyes.
00:39Oh, okay.
00:40I'm not sending you money for t***, dude.
00:43That's not how this is going to work.
00:45That is not your way out of debt.
00:46I wouldn't send you mine.
00:47I know someone in my life,
00:49I'm not going to out them.
00:50But every time he sends schlong pics to women,
00:53he takes them from Twitter.
00:55It's never his.
00:56It's a business.
00:57And I don't do any
00:58because it would be way too risky for me, so.
01:00It's a big...
01:01Also, no one wants schlong pics.
01:02No one cares about that.
01:03Those are beautiful.
01:04Who wants to skid the d***?
01:05They look ugly.
01:06They do?
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