- 2 months ago
The Oscar Winner Is My Ex
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:11Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer event.
00:00:17Jim?
00:00:22Jim, what the fuck?
00:00:24You're cheating on me?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please.
00:00:33If it weren't for Jim, I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois. I want a real wife.
00:00:41Not someone chasing after a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim, honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:49Cut the crap, bitch. My career is part of who I am.
00:00:52I busted my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:55I even cover your rent, Stella.
00:00:57This is how you repay me.
00:00:58A knife in my back.
00:01:05The hell is your fucking career!
00:01:07Stop! You're insane!
00:01:09Get off!
00:01:10You're worthless to me, Lois. Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:22And don't ever come back to this house. My house!
00:01:24Gladly, you heartless bastard. Marrying you was the worst decision of my life. You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:38Who, Lois?
00:01:39Clark, please. You're just a nobody. And he's a Hollywood superstar now. He doesn't want you.
00:01:45That's a good girl. Don't worry. We'll make sure to save you a former seat at our wedding.
00:01:55You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:01:57Yeah, she's getting a divorce. That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:06Got it. She's our friend, Barney. Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:09Understood.
00:02:12Barney's been a good friend. Even after I broke up with Clark.
00:02:16He'll let me stay.
00:02:21Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:23It's Jim. He...
00:02:26He cheated. And he kicked me out and...
00:02:28Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:31Look, I promise... I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:35Of course. Come on in.
00:02:40Take as long as you need.
00:02:43Jim wasn't husband material.
00:02:46I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:48How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:50You miss him?
00:02:52No. No, I'm... I'm just curious. I mean...
00:02:56Actually, Lois, he's, um...
00:03:14Clark?
00:03:16My ex-boyfriend?
00:03:17He's here?
00:03:18Oh my god, Clark! What are you doing here?
00:03:31What are you doing here?
00:03:34Found a guy who surprises the girl?
00:03:43So, how was the show?
00:03:44It was good. It ran longer than I expected. Which is why I'm moving away.
00:03:49Listen.
00:03:51I wanna just say...
00:03:52Thank you for supporting me in my dream.
00:03:55I know that you're working really hard to keep us going.
00:03:58Hey, when you make it big, I'll just be counting on you to make it up to me.
00:04:04I'm okay with that.
00:04:05I'm okay with that.
00:04:06Yep.
00:04:14So, how's Clark doing?
00:04:18Clark's mom is sick. And her treatment is expensive. I think he needs our help.
00:04:22Yeah, I mean, of course. I'll do anything I can to help. Actually, I was thinking that you might...
00:04:27That's the thing. A big agency wants to sign Clark. This could be his big break.
00:04:33Barney! That's incredible! I mean, this could change everything for him!
00:04:36There's a catch. The agency has this policy. They only sign actors who are single.
00:04:43So, if you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:04:56Happy anniversary, beautiful.
00:04:58Listen, Clark. We're done.
00:05:04Where'd you get this ring?
00:05:05I've fallen for someone else.
00:05:12I thought you loved me.
00:05:14If you really love him, now's the time to decide.
00:05:17What did you expect, Clark? You're just a struggling actor.
00:05:20But Jim? Jim's rich. He could give me the life that you never could.
00:05:24What? Jim? Like Jim Kirby, that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone?
00:05:31Lois! You're better than that!
00:05:33This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:35This is not up for discussion, Clark. We're done!
00:05:36Yeah!
00:05:38Clark's here to run over a few blockbusters.
00:05:42Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:08Hi.
00:06:08It appears you have company.
00:06:13I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:18I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:19Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:30And here I am.
00:06:35Kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:40Way to go, Lois.
00:06:42Kaine, you are late.
00:06:57Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:07:01Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:04I'm so sorry, boss.
00:07:06I'm so sorry.
00:07:13There.
00:07:14That should help.
00:07:15By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:17I am.
00:07:18That department is on the chopping block and I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:22Last chance, Kaine.
00:07:23Don't screw this up.
00:07:24Listen up, everyone.
00:07:25This is Lois Kaine, your newest team member.
00:07:27Wow, wow, wow.
00:07:28Look who it is.
00:07:29She's my new boss?
00:07:30I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:43Brace yourselves.
00:07:44Buckle up.
00:07:45I was doing it for his first love.
00:07:48I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:50Lost your dad.
00:07:55Lost your man.
00:07:56And now, you're about to lose your job too.
00:08:00Must be tough, huh?
00:08:02And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:08Once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:14Damn it, Stilla!
00:08:27Best conference in ten.
00:08:29You're covering it.
00:08:30Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:32Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:33But who's even?
00:08:34I don't want to use a handful.
00:08:35Good luck with that.
00:08:44First at Barney's place?
00:08:47And now here?
00:08:48I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:50Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:52Uh, hello?
00:08:53Ground control to Major Kaine?
00:08:57I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:08:59Um...
00:09:00Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:06Uh, hello?
00:09:07Hello?
00:09:08I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:09Um, sorry.
00:09:10Can you repeat the question?
00:09:11My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:16You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:22Right, of course.
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24Um, the main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:30Their emotions are high and low, their love...
00:09:35This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:38Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:48Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:52Is she soaked?
00:09:53Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:55Definitely some tension there.
00:09:57I've never seen him like this.
00:09:59I appreciate your advice.
00:10:01If I may?
00:10:03It's clear, Miss Kaine is completely unprofessional.
00:10:09She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:15Let's get this incompetent reporter out at me.
00:10:20Don't touch her!
00:10:22Don't touch her!
00:10:26Blow us.
00:10:28Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:30Thank you for your time.
00:10:31What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:35What?
00:10:37Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:40Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:42Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:54If they go digging into our path...
00:10:55Since when do you care about my career?
00:11:09I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:12It still hurts to think about, you know?
00:11:13The way you just dissed me for that jerk!
00:11:17Clark, I...
00:11:18You played me for years.
00:11:20From high school through college.
00:11:22I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:25Please.
00:11:26Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:27I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:31Lois.
00:11:32I am not letting you get away this time.
00:11:50I am not letting you get away this time.
00:12:00God.
00:12:02Did we really just kiss?
00:12:04Listen up, everyone.
00:12:06Big, huge news.
00:12:08Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:12So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:16Oh, and Lois?
00:12:19Maybe try to look a little more... presentable?
00:12:23No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:25Excuse me?
00:12:26Save it.
00:12:27Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:29We need to show her accomplishments off.
00:12:42Oh, sweet Lois.
00:12:43Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:49Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer-Kane.
00:12:52What the hell?
00:12:53Hello?
00:12:54Hello?
00:12:55Anyone out there?
00:12:56Hello?
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:12:59Oh, my God.
00:13:00Oh, God.
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:02Oh, God.
00:13:03Oh, God.
00:13:04Oh, God.
00:13:05Oh, God.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:07Oh, God.
00:13:08Oh, God.
00:13:09Oh, God.
00:13:10Oh, God.
00:13:11Oh, God.
00:13:12Oh, God.
00:13:13Oh, God.
00:13:14Oh, God.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:17Oh, God.
00:13:18Oh, God.
00:13:19Oh, God.
00:13:20Oh, God.
00:13:21Oh, God.
00:13:22Oh, God.
00:13:23Oh, God.
00:13:24Oh, God.
00:13:25Oh, God.
00:13:26Oh, God.
00:13:27Oh, God.
00:13:28Oh, God.
00:13:29Oh, God.
00:13:30Look at me!
00:13:32It's okay?
00:13:34It's okay.
00:13:36I gotta breathe with you.
00:13:38That's it.
00:13:40You're okay.
00:13:50Is that Clark Cavill?
00:13:52With Lois?
00:13:54I told you they had a thing!
00:14:00Oh my god, Lois.
00:14:04You didn't.
00:14:06What's happening?
00:14:08Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:12What? That's insane!
00:14:14I didn't write that!
00:14:18Mois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:22What?
00:14:24That's insane! I didn't write that!
00:14:26I'm so sorry, Mr. Cavill.
00:14:28I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:32You know I would never-
00:14:34Save it for the judges!
00:14:36Let go! No!
00:14:38Wait, let her go!
00:14:40No, I said let her go!
00:14:42I said let her go!
00:14:44I've already handled this.
00:14:46Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:48As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:54Holy shit, he's my boss now?
00:14:57And, as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:06As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:09What the hell is he up to?
00:15:11Check the timestamp on the article.
00:15:13It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:16Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:19Maybe...
00:15:21Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:23Well, let's check the security footage now, shall we?
00:15:26That'll clear things up.
00:15:28Mr. Cavill, their security system has been compromised.
00:15:31All of the footage is gone.
00:15:41Hello?
00:15:42Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:45I need answers now.
00:15:47What?
00:15:49The one who sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:53Jim?
00:15:56That's scumbag and his mistress.
00:15:58Not again.
00:16:01Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning.
00:16:05Clearly, he's the one behind this smear campaign.
00:16:08Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:13I mean...
00:16:15Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:20It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:24Well, I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:30Fine.
00:16:31But make sure it's convincing.
00:16:35One more thing.
00:16:38Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:41I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:50But somehow, the door locked behind her.
00:16:55Clearly, somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their coworkers rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:00Perhaps it's time for new leadership to step in and tackle these issues.
00:17:05But Mr. Cavill, I swear I have no idea.
00:17:06Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:07This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:08Understood.
00:17:09Understood.
00:17:10That's all for now.
00:17:12That's all for now.
00:17:22Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control.
00:17:25This behavior will not fly under my wing.
00:17:30Understood.
00:17:35That's all for now.
00:17:42I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:46Always.
00:17:46He's up to something.
00:17:54And whatever it is, it's going to turn my life upside down.
00:18:06Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:18:08I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:12Oh, sir.
00:18:14Sorry, Sam.
00:18:16She's with me.
00:18:29So, thanks for the safe back there.
00:18:33No problem.
00:18:35So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:37Um, he cheated with my best friend.
00:18:44We're divorced now.
00:18:45I'm staying with Barney, just for now.
00:18:50So, uh, going to another rich man to re-work out?
00:18:53Carmen's a bitch.
00:18:55That's not what happened.
00:18:56But, I have some money in a bucket now, too.
00:19:02I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:19:07So, I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:19:10Go to hell, Clark.
00:19:11I'm not some gold-digging bitch.
00:19:12Oh, really?
00:19:13Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:17I remember every detail.
00:19:18You don't know the half of it.
00:19:19Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:20Why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:23I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:25It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:29That's what I thought.
00:19:31You just left just like that.
00:19:33You just left.
00:20:03You're mine, Lois.
00:20:07Remember that.
00:20:33Damn it.
00:20:48I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:50What do you want, Clark?
00:20:52Lois.
00:20:54I want you to move in with me.
00:20:57Really?
00:20:57You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:59After everything between us.
00:21:00I know.
00:21:00I know.
00:21:01But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:21:04Just something simpler.
00:21:06No strings attached.
00:21:07Just us.
00:21:08That's insane.
00:21:10Lois, you owe me.
00:21:11After everything we've been through?
00:21:13But I didn't...
00:21:14Is Barney's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:18What about the paparazzi?
00:21:19Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:22I'm under the radar here.
00:21:24I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:25No one knows who I am.
00:21:31I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:33No one knows who I am.
00:21:35What about the paparazzi?
00:21:37I'm sniffing around your place.
00:21:38I'm under the radar here.
00:21:40Okay?
00:21:40I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:42No one knows who I am here.
00:21:44Alright.
00:21:45Fine.
00:21:46Look, I'll move in with you.
00:21:47But only temporarily.
00:21:50And...
00:21:50You know, if people found out about us,
00:21:52it could ruin your career.
00:21:55You know what?
00:21:56You're right.
00:21:58I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now,
00:22:00and, uh...
00:22:01I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:22:03Clark, stop.
00:22:04Be serious.
00:22:05I thought you wanted me to put our relationship
00:22:07ahead of my fame.
00:22:08That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:22:11Look, I just...
00:22:13I don't want to be the reason
00:22:14you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:17I get it.
00:22:19Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:22I just have one more question.
00:22:25Just for fun.
00:22:30I don't want to be the reason
00:22:31you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:34I get it.
00:22:36Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:38I just have one more question.
00:22:41Just for fun.
00:22:43What if I did want you back?
00:22:45I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:46I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:48Fine.
00:22:49I'll...
00:22:50I'll take you back
00:22:53the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:54Happy now?
00:22:56Challenge accepted.
00:23:00Let me drive you to work at least.
00:23:02No, it's fine.
00:23:04I'll get a new work.
00:23:04I'll get you.
00:23:26Lois.
00:23:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:27Jim? None of your business. Get lost.
00:23:30I saw you leave in that guy's house. What, are you shocking out with some random guy now?
00:23:34I'm staying with a friend, you idiot. Remember? After you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:38Right. A friend. Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:42You've got some nerve at the beginning of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:46You know what? You're just so desperate to find anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:50Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:57You okay?
00:24:18You okay?
00:24:20Sir, please step away.
00:24:30Get in the fuck.
00:24:31Who the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:33Get out of my way!
00:24:39You son of a bitch!
00:24:40Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot. Now look what you made me do.
00:24:43Me, you're the one who...
00:24:44Fuck, you guys.
00:24:45Let's go.
00:24:46Get out of my way.
00:24:47Listen, I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:07Hey, Cyn, I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:17No problem.
00:25:20I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:25Oh, wait.
00:25:27Really, Clark?
00:25:28You're going to throw this in my face right now?
00:25:30Lois, I'm just saying, you made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:34You know what?
00:25:35I don't need this.
00:25:36Pull over, please.
00:25:37I'm getting out.
00:25:49Mr. Cavill, why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:58Follow her.
00:25:59Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:26:05It's me.
00:26:07I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:26:08I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:26:11No stone left unturned.
00:26:19Well, well, well.
00:26:21Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:24I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:27What is it this time?
00:26:27You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:33Oh, and it's live.
00:26:35Live?
00:26:36Well, look, I'm going to need some time to prepare.
00:26:38No time.
00:26:39Here's the list.
00:26:41Live in five.
00:26:42Don't screw this up.
00:26:44Good morning, everyone.
00:27:01I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation, Jace Hawthorne.
00:27:06It's great to be here.
00:27:07Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:27:08I need a better angle on Jace.
00:27:12A little lower.
00:27:15Ha!
00:27:18This is perfect, girl.
00:27:19Stella, are you serious?
00:27:32I can't ask him these.
00:27:33They're so inappropriate.
00:27:34That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:36So get the fuck on with it,
00:27:38unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:42Hmm.
00:27:44So, Jace,
00:27:46rumors are spreading that your last album tanked
00:27:48because you were sleeping around and partying too much?
00:27:52Care to comment?
00:27:55What the hell did you just say?
00:27:57I don't know.
00:28:00You've got a major problem.
00:28:02You need to see us now.
00:28:09Did you know about this?
00:28:11Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:18No, I would...
00:28:19Save it.
00:28:20We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:21This is slander.
00:28:21No, Stella, please tell them.
00:28:22It wasn't my idea.
00:28:23Grab her.
00:28:24No, I'm not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:24No, please.
00:28:25Please, let me explain.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:30Did you know about this?
00:28:32Did you know about this?
00:28:32Was this your plan all along to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:36No, I would...
00:28:37Save it.
00:28:38We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:39This is slander.
00:28:40No, Stella, please tell them.
00:28:41It wasn't my idea.
00:28:43Grab her.
00:28:44No, can't...
00:28:45You're not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:47my answers. Just please let me explain. Don't touch her. Don't touch her.
00:29:17Oh, Chase, we're leaving now. Oh, are you alright? Let's go.
00:29:37Sit down. You're okay. Here. Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:55What the hell were you thinking pulling a stomp like that?
00:30:11What the hell were you thinking pulling a stomp like that?
00:30:14Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake. My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:20You're fired. Grab your things and go.
00:30:22No, please. Sir, I can't lose this job. My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:26That's not my problem. Get out.
00:30:28Wait. No, it wasn't her fault. Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:37Alright. But if anything like this happens again, you're both out. Understood?
00:30:43Okay, go.
00:30:44Um, thanks again.
00:30:55Lois, you need to be more careful. You're way too trusting that could get you into some trouble.
00:31:00Really? That's what you're going with right now? Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:04I don't need another lecture.
00:31:06Cause I know how a girl's walking down the door
00:31:10When I leave, it's the same stupid metaphor
00:31:13I don't love you
00:31:15I see it cause I'm warning
00:31:20I feel it cause I'm falling
00:31:23And I know what to say
00:31:25Take a different point
00:31:27If it stays in your face
00:31:29What I need to know
00:31:31I know how a girl's walking down the door
00:31:42I leave, it's the same stupid metaphor
00:31:45I don't love you the same
00:31:48Now I keep it's gonna be this fine
00:31:51Alright, listen up everyone. I've got an exciting opportunity to announce
00:31:56Mr. Clark Cabille will be filming a new documentary
00:31:59And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him
00:32:02Documenting every moment
00:32:04The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house
00:32:07And work alongside him 24-7
00:32:09Until the documentary is completed
00:32:11Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience
00:32:16The closer I keep you, the less chance you know I'm getting hurt last night
00:32:20Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience
00:32:28I'll do it, Mr. Cabille
00:32:30I'm the perfect choice for this project
00:32:33Actually, I've already made my decision
00:32:35Lois
00:32:37I want you to be part of this project
00:32:40Mr. Cabille
00:32:45Lois' background is in finance
00:32:48I have far more experience
00:32:50My decision is final
00:32:52Stella
00:32:52Miss Cade
00:32:55What'd you say?
00:33:00Clark, I know you're trying to protect me
00:33:02But do you really think it's a good idea?
00:33:05I mean, after...
00:33:05Yeah, I do
00:33:06So, Lois, what's it gonna be?
00:33:10The more time we spend together
00:33:11The closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him
00:33:15It could destroy his friendship with Barney
00:33:17I...I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project
00:33:23I...I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project
00:33:36Lois
00:33:37If you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter
00:33:42Lois
00:33:43If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go
00:33:48Don't
00:33:49We cannot afford to lose this opportunity
00:33:51All right
00:33:56I'll do it
00:33:58First the storage room incident, then last night
00:34:02There's definitely something going on between you two
00:34:05All right, everyone
00:34:07Back to work
00:34:08Jim
00:34:11It's me
00:34:12I need a favor
00:34:14Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close, I am Clark Cabille
00:34:19I think there's a juicy story brewing
00:34:21So
00:34:31About tonight's award ceremony
00:34:33What about it?
00:34:36You're coming with me
00:34:37As part of it
00:34:39Clark, I don't think that's a good idea
00:34:41Clark, I don't think that's a good idea
00:34:42My team will help you get ready
00:34:43It's all part of the documentary room
00:34:45Ladies
00:34:48She's all yours
00:34:49So, spill it
00:35:03What's going on between you and Mr. Cabille?
00:35:06Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues
00:35:10Sure
00:35:11Colleagues
00:35:12Got it
00:35:13You know, it's kind of sad
00:35:18I heard he's still hung up on his ex
00:35:19Heard him once totally wasted swearing he was going to make it big to win her back
00:35:23He was a mess
00:35:24After all this time
00:35:27He's still
00:35:29They've been coming NCAA
00:35:33They're waiting for him for us
00:35:34Continue to get rid of him
00:35:34Let's see
00:35:37We're looking for him
00:35:37Thanks for listening to my story
00:35:39If you want more attention
00:35:39chump on video
00:35:40Heidi
00:35:41I'm curious to know
00:35:41What is this home that does
00:35:41Do me
00:35:42Do you know
00:35:47He's still a haunted house
00:35:48He's still aüst
00:35:48So
00:35:49That's
00:35:51So
00:35:52A
00:35:56You. You look good.
00:36:04And you look stunning, as always.
00:36:08You ready to go?
00:36:10Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:36:14I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to, too.
00:36:17There's my favorite power couple.
00:36:20It's all right.
00:36:23I can't do this.
00:36:24It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:46How'd you manage to make an invite to this shit-name, Lois?
00:36:49What, did you, uh, land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:58Seriously, Jim? You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:37:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:37:03I don't know.
00:37:04Maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:37:07Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:37:09No, but...
00:37:10Mr. Kirby, is it true that you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:12No, that's not what's going on there.
00:37:14Ms. Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:24Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:26No, no, that's not what...
00:37:27And Ms. Kane, can you explain it in these, uh, allegations?
00:37:29Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:31Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:31How about the fact that Little Miss Perfect has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:37What? That's absurd!
00:37:38Ms. Kane, is this true?
00:37:40Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:42How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:45He's lying.
00:37:46It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:48Okay, Lois.
00:37:49Is that so?
00:37:51Life proof.
00:37:52I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:55Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:57Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:38:00Lois.
00:38:00She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:04Oh, God.
00:38:05What if it's Clark?
00:38:09Life proof.
00:38:10I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:38:13Here's the proof, everyone.
00:38:15Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:38:18Lois.
00:38:19She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:25That's a driver, you idiot.
00:38:27He was driving me to work.
00:38:28Stop lying, Lois.
00:38:33Okay?
00:38:34I saw you leave his house.
00:38:35Oh, it's me.
00:38:38Hey!
00:38:43Oh, my God!
00:38:45Back off!
00:38:47That's enough.
00:38:48I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:49I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:51Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Ms. Payne?
00:38:59That's enough.
00:39:00I'm the one you're looking for.
00:39:01I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:39:03Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Ms. Payne?
00:39:07Yes.
00:39:12Lois and I go way back when we're classmates to college.
00:39:16She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started the making of my documentary,
00:39:20I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:39:24Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:39:27Yes.
00:39:28She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:36Mr. Kirby?
00:39:39Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:47Mr. Kirby?
00:39:50Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:52Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:40:00You know how it is.
00:40:01With exes, things get heated.
00:40:03Is that so?
00:40:05But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:40:08My company and your movie.
00:40:10I want to work with you.
00:40:11Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:17Okay, what are you talking about?
00:40:18Listen to me very closely.
00:40:19I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:40:22I will never do business with your company.
00:40:27You got that?
00:40:28Not now and not ever.
00:40:39Come on, let's get you.
00:40:40Let's get you.
00:40:52I will never do business with your company.
00:41:02Let's get you dressed.
00:41:03Come on.
00:41:03Come on.
00:41:04Come on.
00:41:08So that's how it is, huh?
00:41:10Clark fucking Cavill.
00:41:12Get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close.
00:41:15I am Clark Cavill.
00:41:16I think there's a juicy story right now.
00:41:20They must have some sort of arrangement.
00:41:22That's the only explanation.
00:41:28Find out where Clark Cavill is dressing is.
00:41:30Now.
00:41:31Understood, Mr. Cavill.
00:41:32You okay?
00:41:45Clark, if you weren't back there, I don't know what I would have done.
00:41:50I meant what I said, Lois.
00:41:52I'll never let anyone hurt you.
00:41:54Was it always like that with Jim?
00:41:59The control, the humiliation?
00:42:06It was worse than anyone knew, actually.
00:42:09The constant cheating and the mind games.
00:42:11And then sometimes when he would get really mad, he would just...
00:42:15He hit you.
00:42:20Lois.
00:42:22That will never happen again.
00:42:24I swear as long as I'm with you, no one will lay a hand on you.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:30Okay.
00:42:48I don't mind the pain, and I like to feel the shame.
00:42:54I don't mind the pain.
00:42:54I don't mind the pain.
00:42:56Go down, go down.
00:43:01One second.
00:43:04Mr. Cavill?
00:43:04I need to touch up here.
00:43:06Oh, oh, now's not a good time.
00:43:08It's okay.
00:43:08Nonsense.
00:43:09Can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera.
00:43:11You really don't need to.
00:43:13Just hold still.
00:43:13This will only take a second.
00:43:14There you go, Mr. Cavill.
00:43:40Perfect as always.
00:43:42Would you mind giving me a moment?
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:50Okay, that was close.
00:43:51You okay?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53Yeah, I'm okay.
00:43:54That was close.
00:43:55Yeah, that was close.
00:43:59Wow, I miss this.
00:44:01Being with you.
00:44:03Me too.
00:44:03You know, I really couldn't stop thinking about you.
00:44:07Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:44:27The show's about to start.
00:44:32Hey, Clark, hurry up.
00:44:33The show's about to start.
00:44:35I'm sorry.
00:44:36I got it going.
00:44:37I'll be fine.
00:44:38Go knock him down.
00:44:45Good luck.
00:44:46I thought you might want to watch the show from here.
00:44:49Yeah, that would be awesome.
00:44:55Listen, Lewis.
00:44:57I need to get something off my chest.
00:44:58Lewis, I'm sorry for what I did back then.
00:45:04Convincing you to break up with Clark.
00:45:06Barney, we don't have to do this.
00:45:07No, please, let me finish.
00:45:09I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:45:12I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:45:16Yeah, but look at him now.
00:45:18Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:20Maybe career-wise, but Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:45:25I know it's not my place, but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:38I know it's not my place, but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:42Yeah, but Barney, if he finds out the truth about our breakup, I mean, what will it do to your friendship?
00:45:50You're like a brother to him.
00:45:51And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:54He deserves the truth, and you both deserve to be happy.
00:46:00There were so many nights, he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:46:07And during the toughest times in his career, he'd always, he'd always say,
00:46:13I'm going to make it big for her, for Lois.
00:46:16You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:46:20Okay, Barney.
00:46:22Okay, you're right.
00:46:24Look, after the ceremony, I'm going to tell him.
00:46:26I'm going to tell him, and no more running, no more hiding.
00:46:30Thank you, Lois, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:33And the award for best actor goes to Clark Sardell.
00:46:55Wow, this is, this is incredible.
00:47:04Thank you all so much.
00:47:06I actually want to dedicate this award to someone, someone very special to me.
00:47:15Oh my God!
00:47:17What the hell?
00:47:18What is...
00:47:20How long have you been seeing Moe's cane?
00:47:46Is this why you turned down his business office?
00:47:49Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:55Okay.
00:47:57Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:48:01I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me, to support my dream.
00:48:08She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:48:11Lois is the love of my life.
00:48:16So, why did you break up?
00:48:17Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding.
00:48:31I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:35My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:40I should have fought for her, for us.
00:48:43God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:47Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:50I never stopped.
00:48:52Will you take me back?
00:48:53Well, folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:49:00Don't you?
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:01Yeah.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:05Well, what are you waiting for?
00:49:06Go get your man.
00:49:07To true love.
00:49:28Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:30Clark.
00:49:52Clark.
00:49:53It's Lois.
00:49:53Barney?
00:49:54What?
00:49:54Barney, what happened?
00:49:55Where's Lois?
00:49:56I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:59What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Someone drug me at when I woke up.
00:50:26What?
00:50:41Find the security footage now.
00:50:44Sir, you caught her trying to sneak out the back.
00:50:47She had this.
00:50:53Stella?
00:50:53Stella?
00:50:56What the hell?
00:51:05Where is Jim?
00:51:06Where'd he take Lois?
00:51:08I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:51:10Cut the crap, Stella.
00:51:11I know you're Jim's a little side piece.
00:51:13Start talking.
00:51:16Oh, please.
00:51:18How do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly?
00:51:21Think about it, Clark.
00:51:23Her ex-husband whisks her away.
00:51:25Sounds like they're after your cash, if you ask me.
00:51:31Face it.
00:51:32She chose Jim over you.
00:51:36She doesn't love you.
00:51:38Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:47She doesn't love you.
00:51:48Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:50Stop lying to yourself.
00:51:58I doubted Lois once.
00:51:59I let my pride and insecurities get in the way I lost her because of it.
00:52:02I will not let that happen again.
00:52:04Because of it, I will not let that happen again.
00:52:21I'm choosing to believe in her.
00:52:23I will not let you stand in the way or anything.
00:52:25Can you believe this guy, Lois?
00:52:27He's actually doubling down on this bullshit.
00:52:30Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:34I always have, and I always will.
00:52:36I will find you.
00:52:38I love you too, Clark.
00:52:43Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:52:47I always have, and I always will.
00:52:48I will find you.
00:52:50I can't believe him.
00:52:52I thought for sure he would think that you'd run off on him again.
00:52:55You're wrong about Clark, and you're wrong about me.
00:52:58I'll never leave Clark again.
00:53:01Well, if I can't settle for destroying your fairytale little ending, Lois, then...
00:53:05I guess I'll just have to settle for ruining you.
00:53:08What are you doing?
00:53:09No.
00:53:10What are you doing?
00:53:11Get off of me!
00:53:14I'm not your puppet!
00:53:18You're going to regret that!
00:53:23Stella, this is your last chance.
00:53:49Where is Lois?
00:53:51If you don't tell me right now, I swear, I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:59You.
00:54:01Stella, I get it.
00:54:04You think you love Jim.
00:54:06But he's just using you, just like he did with Lois.
00:54:17Sunset Hotel.
00:54:19Room 237.
00:54:21You can see how your precious little Clark makes you know.
00:54:39You.
00:54:48Lois.
00:54:49Lois.
00:54:49You okay?
00:54:52Oh my gosh.
00:54:53This isn't over!
00:54:57Lois.
00:54:58Come on, wake up.
00:54:58Hey, beautiful.
00:55:26Clark?
00:55:28Close.
00:55:29There's something you need to know.
00:55:31Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:55:35and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:43I'm pregnant?
00:55:47I'm pregnant?
00:55:50Yes.
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:53After all these years, I have a question for you.
00:56:05Yeah.
00:56:07Will you take me back, for good?
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:13Yes, of course, Clark, of course.
00:56:15Well, then I have one more question.
00:56:19Anything.
00:56:22Lois Kane, will you marry me?
00:56:28What?
00:56:29Yes!
00:56:30Clark, a thousand times yes, of course.
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:56:36It's beautiful.
00:56:37I love it.
00:56:38Look, please.
00:56:52Please try to understand.
00:56:54Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:56:57He never meant to hurt us.
00:57:03I'm going to need a best man, by the way.
00:57:06You in?
00:57:06Clark, oh, you made my favorite.
00:57:31Just like in college.
00:57:32I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:36Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:43Clark Cerville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:47Oh, my God.
00:57:49Oh, my God.
00:57:49Congratulations, babe.
00:57:51In other news, sources close to Cerville have made shocking allegations about his rekindled
00:57:58romance with Lois Kane.
00:58:01What the hell?
00:58:01What the hell?
00:58:01Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Ms. Kane is only with you for your money?
00:58:25Those allegations are completely false, if I may be.
00:58:35I have to set the record straight.
00:58:37Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:42I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:46So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:53But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:59:01She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:59:06I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:59:10Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:59:14Let them be happy together.
00:59:16They deserve it.
00:59:17Nobody wants to...
00:59:18Nobody wants to...
00:59:18Nobody wants to...
00:59:19Nobody wants to...
00:59:20Nobody wants to...
00:59:24Jim?
00:59:28Jim, please.
00:59:30Let's talk about this, okay?
00:59:31No, Lois.
00:59:32There's nothing to talk about.
00:59:33This man, he's...
00:59:34He's ruined everything.
00:59:36Listen.
00:59:37Look, I hear you.
00:59:39Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:41Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:44I want you to work with me in my next movie.
00:59:47Lois.
00:59:49Okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:51Let's make it official.
00:59:54We've got a contract right here.
00:59:56If you sign it,
00:59:59we've got a deal.
01:00:08Freeze!
01:00:16And the Oscar goes to...
01:00:21Clark Cavill.
01:00:23Thank you so much.
01:00:27Thank you so much.
01:00:36Wow.
01:00:37Wow.
01:00:38Thank you, everybody, so much.
01:00:39Truly, I am very honored and humbled
01:00:41to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:44This is truly an experience of a lifetime
01:00:46and it means a lot to me.
01:00:49But none of this would have been possible
01:00:51without one thing
01:00:53and that is the unwavering support
01:00:55of someone very special to me.
01:00:56And that person...
01:00:58And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:01:07Lois, you have been my rock,
01:01:10my inspiration,
01:01:11my everything.
01:01:12And on top of this,
01:01:14I also have one more announcement
01:01:15to make tonight.
01:01:16And that is that,
01:01:18as of today,
01:01:19I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:01:23And I've decided to move into producing
01:01:26in order to spend more time
01:01:28with my loved ones,
01:01:29my family,
01:01:29and overall focus
01:01:31on the next chapter of my life.
01:01:32That also includes
01:01:34supporting my wife
01:01:35in her new career
01:01:36as a best-selling author.
01:01:37Thank you, everyone, again.
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