Skit: Conversation at the Shithole

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00:00Hello. Did you put on all that new lipstick? I know there's a lot.

00:07It took long enough. Who's going to buy all that?

00:11Well, they gave it to us on consignment, so we only pay for what moves.

00:15Yeah, but still. I spent a long time putting it out.

00:17And then what? It's all for nothing?

00:19I don't know. We'll see. Hey, Sally.

00:23Hey, Georgian. Did you see Generica yet?

00:27No.

00:28No. Because she was saying something about this insistent customer yesterday she was helping and she had all these boxes to move.

00:35I'll talk to her.

00:38My name? Georgian. I'm going to send those invoices in just a sec. I saw your email. Hi, Reston.

00:45Jen, what happened yesterday?

00:47Oh, there was this lady and her daughter asking specifically where everything they needed was and they had like 20 things on their list.

00:54And I was already in the middle of moving all these big boxes out of inventory.

00:57It was just really stressful as all.

01:00Yeah?

01:01Yeah.

01:02Well, see, I don't see why I have to put all this stuff out when half of it doesn't even sell. It's ridiculous.

01:07Yeah, he's got a point. Especially when we have other stuff to do like answer questions and check out.

01:12I know, I know.

01:15Hey, Jen. Remember to check the surface of the car for how many boxes to present. You put out five and it's supposed to be six.

01:21Oh, all they said was five, so it's six. So just take the accounts list in the computer next time.

01:27Let me get the last one. Take management to my own hands. My man hands.

01:32Georgian's got it.

01:33Reston, go to checkout.

01:35Fine.

01:41Fine.

01:42You