Summer Situationship

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00:00:00You drive me crazy!

00:00:03I drive you crazy! That's funny!

00:00:05You're the one who leaked our sex tape!

00:00:07If someone makes you crazy,

00:00:09you're either hopelessly in love with them,

00:00:12or you hate their guts.

00:00:14For me and Noah, it's both.

00:00:21Jules, can you scrub the toilets?

00:00:24I'd like to see you on your knees.

00:00:26Don't tempt her, Emmett.

00:00:28This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.

00:00:31The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt

00:00:34was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend

00:00:37and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.

00:00:39I think Mia hired me just to torture me.

00:00:42Clean it up, maid.

00:00:52I'm not cleaning anything up for you.

00:00:54Do it yourself.

00:00:56That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.

00:01:01You're paid to serve me.

00:01:03Now clean it up and get back to work.

00:01:11I can't believe I used to be friends with her.

00:01:15I'm glad that phase is over.

00:01:17Right, Emmett?

00:01:18Yeah.

00:01:19She did have a good pussy, though.

00:01:28Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.

00:01:33Can you?

00:01:38Am I dreaming?

00:01:39No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.

00:01:45What the hell's going on?

00:01:50Uh, Nova?

00:01:51What the hell's going on?

00:01:53Uh, Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.

00:01:58And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.

00:02:03Destiny?

00:02:04Hmm?

00:02:05Is that what happened?

00:02:06That's not exactly how it happened.

00:02:07Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?

00:02:13Why do you even care?

00:02:15She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.

00:02:26Mia?

00:02:27Hmm?

00:02:28Give me your phone.

00:02:29What?

00:02:30Give me your phone.

00:02:31No.

00:02:32It's right here.

00:02:33I got you.

00:02:36I thought Noah hated me.

00:02:38Why is he standing up for me now?

00:02:41If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.

00:02:46No.

00:02:47Open.

00:02:56I know we aren't really friends anymore.

00:02:58You didn't have to do that.

00:03:00I know.

00:03:04Whoa!

00:03:05Uh.

00:03:08Guys, she's not breathing.

00:03:13Guys, she's not breathing.

00:03:15Alright, somebody call the police.

00:03:16Dude, we can't.

00:03:17Yes, we can't.

00:03:18No, we can't.

00:03:19This place is loaded with drugs.

00:03:20Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?

00:03:24Wake up slut.

00:03:25Show's over.

00:03:26Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?

00:03:28Fine by me.

00:03:29I'll be by the pool.

00:03:30Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?

00:03:33Emmett!

00:03:37I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.

00:03:42You have to save her.

00:03:46Jules?

00:03:47Jules!

00:03:48Come on!

00:03:49Shit, shit, shit.

00:03:50What do I do?

00:03:51Mouth to mouth.

00:03:52Give her mouth to mouth.

00:03:53You okay?

00:03:54Thank God.

00:03:55Alright, um.

00:03:56Let's get you up.

00:03:57I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.

00:04:12Jules?

00:04:13You're not going anywhere.

00:04:14I'm fine.

00:04:15Yeah, thanks to me.

00:04:16You know Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back

00:04:20to me.

00:04:21What, are you a stripper?

00:04:23I'm supposed to be your maid.

00:04:25You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told

00:04:30me never to talk to you again.

00:04:31And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're

00:04:36wearing this little dress?

00:04:38What are you trying to do?

00:04:41Trying to stalk my friends?

00:04:43Trying to ruin my summer?

00:04:44You trying to drive me crazy?

00:04:45I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.

00:04:52You know what I think?

00:04:54I think you're here to win me back.

00:04:58Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?

00:05:02Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.

00:05:05And you know what?

00:05:06I didn't do anything to you.

00:05:07So why don't you just admit it?

00:05:10You still want me.

00:05:12Is he coming on to me?

00:05:18Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.

00:05:23Should we check?

00:05:27You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.

00:05:32Then let's make it easy.

00:05:34Jules, when you leak that sex tape...

00:05:36We've been over this a million times.

00:05:38I didn't leak the tape.

00:05:39Yes, you did.

00:05:40And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.

00:05:45Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.

00:05:48Mia decided that I was officially canceled and got everyone to turn against me.

00:05:53And you let her.

00:05:55Did someone say my name?

00:06:00You two are hooking up?

00:06:02We're not hooking up.

00:06:04Noah's my boyfriend.

00:06:09Be so fucking for real.

00:06:10Your rebound is my ex-best friend.

00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.

00:06:12Huh.

00:06:13Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.

00:06:14How convenient.

00:06:15Let the girls talk.

00:06:16After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.

00:06:17Skank.

00:06:22Oh.

00:06:23Oh.

00:06:24Oh.

00:06:25Oh.

00:06:26Oh.

00:06:27Oh.

00:06:28Did you just spit on me?

00:06:29Yeah.

00:06:30And I can do it again if you didn't feel it.

00:06:31Oh.

00:06:32Oh.

00:06:33Oh.

00:06:34Oh.

00:06:35Oh.

00:06:36Oh.

00:06:37Oh.

00:06:38Oh.

00:06:39Oh.

00:06:40Oh.

00:06:41Oh.

00:06:42Oh.

00:06:43Oh.

00:06:44Oh.

00:06:45Oh.

00:06:46Oh.

00:06:47Oh.

00:06:48Oh.

00:06:49Oh.

00:06:50Oh.

00:06:51Oh.

00:06:52Oh.

00:06:53Oh.

00:06:54Oh.

00:06:55Oh.

00:06:56Oh.

00:06:57Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine, and I'm not giving any of it back.

00:07:07Especially Noah.

00:07:13Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!

00:07:17Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.

00:07:21I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.

00:07:27Thanks, Noe.

00:07:32Fire her.

00:07:41Fire her.

00:07:45Do you really think firing her would be the best option?

00:07:48I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.

00:07:53Noah, she shoved me. And this is my rental too. So what I say goes.

00:08:02Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.

00:08:14I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.

00:08:23Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.

00:08:26Jules.

00:08:27Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.

00:08:38I want you to take this. Okay? It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.

00:08:45I don't want your pity check. Thank God. I can't believe I ever wanted you.

00:08:52This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.

00:08:56What are you doing home?

00:09:10I lost my job at the summer house.

00:09:13No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.

00:09:17Jules, when your father died he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.

00:09:21I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.

00:09:25Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.

00:09:29But her father said that if you worked at their summer house he would forgive our debt.

00:09:34Jules, if you don't get this job back we will lose everything. Everything.

00:09:45I'm so glad you took out the trash my little knowy.

00:09:49Please don't call me that.

00:09:51You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.

00:09:56I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.

00:10:00Mia? Slow down, okay?

00:10:03We've only been dating for two months.

00:10:07What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?

00:10:10I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.

00:10:13Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.

00:10:16Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.

00:10:20I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.

00:10:24What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.

00:10:28Tell me this.

00:10:30Are you genuinely stupid?

00:10:32Or do you just not get it?

00:10:33Nobody wants you here.

00:10:35I can't back down.

00:10:37Not if I want to save my family.

00:10:39I'm not talking to you.

00:10:41I'm talking to you.

00:10:43I need this job.

00:10:46I need you to choose me.

00:10:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.

00:10:52But I do.

00:10:55What do I get if I choose you?

00:10:58What do I get if I choose you?

00:11:01I'll do whatever you want.

00:11:03No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:11:05No one can make him happier than me.

00:11:09Tell her, Noah.

00:11:11Prove it.

00:11:16I'll work harder than I ever have before.

00:11:19And I'll do whatever you say.

00:11:22Okay.

00:11:23Enough with this little seduction act of yours.

00:11:27And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!

00:11:31Mia?

00:11:33I need to talk to Jules.

00:11:35Alone.

00:11:37Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.

00:11:45She really has you by the balls.

00:11:48Don't insult me.

00:11:50Or what?

00:11:52You'll spank me?

00:11:54You can leave now.

00:11:56Hey.

00:11:59You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.

00:12:04You're right.

00:12:07Read my lips, Jules.

00:12:12You're fired.

00:12:15You're right.

00:12:17Read my lips, Jules.

00:12:21You're fired.

00:12:22You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?

00:12:23Yeah, I know.

00:12:24It's part of my charm.

00:12:25Hey, where are you going?

00:12:26Jules, you can't just leave!

00:12:27Jules!

00:12:28You can't just leave.

00:12:29Jules!

00:12:30You can't just leave.

00:12:31You fired me.

00:12:32I can do whatever I want.

00:12:33I can do whatever I want.

00:12:34Jules, you're so hot.

00:12:35You're so hot.

00:12:36I love it when you're ticklish.

00:12:37Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.

00:12:39Does it look like she's drinking, huh?

00:12:40Noah?

00:12:41Noah?

00:12:42Noah?

00:12:43You come over here.

00:12:44Now.

00:12:45Mia, why is image cock in your hand?

00:12:46You're so hot.

00:12:47You're so hot.

00:12:48I love it when you're ticklish.

00:12:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.

00:12:57Does it look like she's drinking, huh?

00:13:05Noah?

00:13:06Noah?

00:13:07You come over here.

00:13:08Now.

00:13:13Mia, why is image cock in your hand?

00:13:16Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?

00:13:18Don't be prude.

00:13:19It's just a hand job.

00:13:21You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?

00:13:25Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.

00:13:29Call him by lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.

00:13:36What are you doing?

00:13:44What the fuck are you doing?

00:13:49You want your job back?

00:14:03Fuck me.

00:14:05Fuck me.

00:14:06Oh, Jules, you're so hot.

00:14:11Play along.

00:14:12Why would I do that?

00:14:14You want your job back?

00:14:16You've got to earn it.

00:14:18Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.

00:14:21You're crazy.

00:14:22Crazy like a fox.

00:14:35Yeah, baby.

00:14:36Give it to me.

00:14:38You better give me my job back after this.

00:14:39I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.

00:14:40Noah, come out right now.

00:14:53Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:14:54Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:14:55Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:14:56Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:14:57Oh, I'm coming for the third time.

00:15:01Oh, come on, baby.

00:15:03Show me what you got.

00:15:04Whoa.

00:15:05Jules, hand me your shirt.

00:15:06Hand me your shirt.

00:15:07Now, now, now.

00:15:08Okay.

00:15:09Jules, hand me your shirt.

00:15:10Hand me your shirt.

00:15:11Now, now, now.

00:15:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?

00:15:29Yeah.

00:15:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.

00:15:34You fucking bitch.

00:15:36You can't stay here.

00:15:37You don't work for me anymore.

00:15:39Take it up with Noah.

00:15:41This isn't over.

00:15:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,

00:15:49you're wrong.

00:15:51I'm gonna make your life hell.

00:16:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.

00:16:02You know what?

00:16:03I should thank you.

00:16:04Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.

00:16:07Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.

00:16:09Oh, wait.

00:16:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?

00:16:14You know what?

00:16:15Let's make a bet.

00:16:16Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.

00:16:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?

00:16:21Yeah.

00:16:22What about it?

00:16:24If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.

00:16:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.

00:16:33Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.

00:16:38You're on.

00:16:39We need to talk.

00:16:40Emmett, get out.

00:16:41Did I get my job back?

00:16:43Actually, you've been promoted.

00:16:44To be my new girlfriend.

00:16:45You're nuts!

00:16:46I'm not a hooker.

00:16:47We need to talk.

00:16:51Emmett, get out.

00:16:57Did I get my job back?

00:16:59Actually, you've been promoted.

00:17:03To be my new girlfriend.

00:17:09You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.

00:17:11I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.

00:17:14Well, my services aren't cheap.

00:17:18Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.

00:17:21Well, I changed my mind.

00:17:23Now, I need $100,000.

00:17:27Done.

00:17:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,

00:17:31this money will be yours.

00:17:37Give me that.

00:17:38Not yet.

00:17:44I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.

00:17:49But until then, this money's mine.

00:17:52This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.

00:17:58I'll do it.

00:18:00Great.

00:18:01Let's seal the deal.

00:18:02I'll do it.

00:18:05Great.

00:18:10Let's seal the deal.

00:18:31I knew you were gonna do it.

00:18:34Just admit it, Jules.

00:18:35You can't resist me.

00:18:40Alright.

00:18:41Let's set some ground rules.

00:18:52Rule number one.

00:18:54No boners.

00:18:56You know, I can handle my own boners.

00:18:59You got any other rules, Madam President?

00:19:02Yeah.

00:19:04Just one.

00:19:06No feelings.

00:19:08I don't want things to get complicated.

00:19:11You're my complication, Jules.

00:19:18Do you have any rules for me?

00:19:22Yeah, I do.

00:19:24I have one.

00:19:27No one touches you with me.

00:19:32You don't own me.

00:19:34Jules, I'm being serious.

00:19:36While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.

00:19:40So you really wanna be the last person I had sex with, huh?

00:19:45Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?

00:19:47Don't get an ego about it.

00:19:49Hey, my ego's doing fine.

00:19:50I'm fine.

00:19:53Let the show begin.

00:19:59Ew.

00:20:01I'm not having dinner with her.

00:20:02There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.

00:20:04You kicked me out.

00:20:06Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.

00:20:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.

00:20:14At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.

00:20:20Mia.

00:20:22Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.

00:20:25This is my house.

00:20:27And Jules is my...

00:20:29I'm his permanent guest.

00:20:45I'm not going anywhere.

00:20:46Game on.

00:20:47Jason!

00:20:48Can we get some fucking service?

00:20:50Dinner...

00:20:51Is served.

00:20:52Let's fucking go!

00:20:53Yay!

00:20:54Mhmm.

00:20:55Mhmm.

00:20:56Mhmm.

00:20:57Mhmm.

00:20:58Mhmm.

00:20:59I'm his permanent guest.

00:21:00I'm not going anywhere.

00:21:02Game on.

00:21:04Jason!

00:21:06Can we get some fucking service?

00:21:10Dinner...

00:21:11Is served.

00:21:12Let's fucking go!

00:21:13Yay!

00:21:14Mhmm.

00:21:15Mhmm.

00:21:16Mhmm.

00:21:17Mhmm.

00:21:18Mhmm.

00:21:19Oops.

00:21:20I spilled.

00:21:21Emmett?

00:21:22You want to help?

00:21:23Huh?

00:21:24Yeah?

00:21:25Mhmm.

00:21:26I spilled.

00:21:27Emmett?

00:21:28You want to help?

00:21:29Huh?

00:21:30Yeah?

00:21:31Mhmm.

00:21:32I spilled.

00:21:33Look at Jewel's squirm.

00:21:46Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.

00:21:56Noah, are you thirsty?

00:22:03Jules, take your shirt off.

00:22:33Oh.

00:22:34Oops.

00:22:35I spilled a little.

00:22:38Jules.

00:22:40I'm still thirsty.

00:22:51Did Noah just kiss me for real?

00:22:53I have to go.

00:23:03If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.

00:23:09Choke on it.

00:23:15Don't run away from me.

00:23:20Don't touch me.

00:23:22Are you mad because I kissed you?

00:23:27Or are you mad because you liked it?

00:23:33You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?

00:23:38Yeah, I know.

00:23:41Now you're gonna strip from us?

00:23:43You're shivering.

00:23:45Come here.

00:23:59Bed's yours tonight.

00:24:00I'll take the couch.

00:24:03What are you doing here?

00:24:04And where is Noah?

00:24:24What are you doing here?

00:24:25And where is Noah?

00:24:31Are you all sore?

00:24:32I'm getting your back blown out last night.

00:24:34Destiny, that is your brother.

00:24:37Whatever.

00:24:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.

00:24:42Mia's your best friend.

00:24:44Yeah.

00:24:45She's also a huge bitch.

00:24:47People contain multitudes.

00:24:50Don't be scared of Mia.

00:24:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.

00:24:54And she's jealous of you still.

00:24:55And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.

00:25:00If you know what I mean.

00:25:02Oh.

00:25:03No problem.

00:25:04So no.

00:25:05No.

00:25:06No.

00:25:07No.

00:25:08No.

00:25:09I love you.

00:25:10I like what you see?

00:25:11I do actually.

00:25:12No.

00:25:13No.

00:25:14No.

00:25:15No.

00:25:16No.

00:25:17I do, actually.

00:25:42What are you doing?

00:25:44Taking a shower.

00:25:46I don't know.

00:25:48Remember.

00:25:49No don't run.

00:25:51You wish.

00:26:01Show's over, pretty boy.

00:26:03I got some friends coming over.

00:26:05Meet me at the pool.

00:26:07What's with this guy?

00:26:20One minute, he's ice cold.

00:26:22Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.

00:26:26Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.

00:26:40Let's give her something to stare at.

00:26:42I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.

00:26:57Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.

00:27:01Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.

00:27:05You should definitely let her know that that's not true.

00:27:08You're right.

00:27:10It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.

00:27:17Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.

00:27:20Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.

00:27:27Mia, would you relax?

00:27:29We're not taking a vote.

00:27:30We're not on Survivor.

00:27:31All right?

00:27:33What's Survivor?

00:27:34A show for old people.

00:27:36Ew!

00:27:37That's so boring.

00:27:38It's so boring.

00:27:40I'm kidding!

00:27:42Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.

00:27:46What game is she trying to play?

00:27:49Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.

00:27:54Come on, Mia.

00:27:56We used to be best friends.

00:27:58Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?

00:28:01You're right.

00:28:02We did used to be best friends.

00:28:05And I have the red receipts to prove it.

00:28:09Mmm.

00:28:11It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.

00:28:16What are you talking about?

00:28:18I never said anything about save it.

00:28:21Herf's right here.

00:28:24And Noah, I saved the best for last.

00:28:28Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?

00:28:33I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.

00:28:38I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.

00:28:44Oh, Emmett.

00:28:45This one's about you.

00:28:47Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.

00:28:52They can?

00:28:54I never said that.

00:28:56Mia did.

00:28:57She's framing me with the text that she sent.

00:29:00Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.

00:29:04Hey!

00:29:06I paid good money for these.

00:29:08Mia, would you knock it off?

00:29:10Jules will never say any of those things, alright?

00:29:11Really?

00:29:13Cause this one's about you, Noe.

00:29:15She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.

00:29:19Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.

00:29:24Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.

00:29:27You said that about me?

00:29:28I can explain.

00:29:31Save your breath.

00:29:43Bitch!

00:29:45Don't touch me!

00:29:46Get off of me!

00:29:47I have to-

00:29:48Ah!

00:29:49You're so-

00:29:50Say that again with your shirt off.

00:29:51Yeah, I'm not.

00:29:52Huh?

00:29:53Huh?

00:29:54Huh?

00:29:55Huh?

00:29:56Huh?

00:29:57Huh?

00:29:58Huh?

00:29:59Huh?

00:30:00Huh?

00:30:01Huh?

00:30:02Huh?

00:30:03Huh?

00:30:04Huh?

00:30:05Huh?

00:30:06Huh?

00:30:07Huh?

00:30:08Huh?

00:30:09Huh?

00:30:10Huh?

00:30:11Huh?

00:30:12Huh?

00:30:13Huh?

00:30:14Huh?

00:30:15Huh?

00:30:16Huh?

00:30:17Huh?

00:30:18Huh?

00:30:25Yo!

00:30:27Emmett!

00:30:28You and Jules are officially over!

00:30:31No-

00:30:32No-no way, dude.

00:30:33Like-

00:30:34I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit, just don't come crawling back.

00:30:40Speak of the devil!

00:30:42You hooked up with Jules?

00:30:48Dude, look.

00:30:50You hooked up with Jules!

00:30:51I don't know what's going on.

00:30:52What do you mean, Jules?

00:30:53It's pretty fucking clear.

00:30:54You hooked up!

00:30:58Fuck!

00:30:59Yeah, you're fucked.

00:31:01Elliot, stop!

00:31:02Fuck you, Jules!

00:31:03Stop!

00:31:08Did you post this?

00:31:12Jules, did you post this?

00:31:25I don't know.

00:31:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?

00:31:29What, are you trying to be a porn star?

00:31:35I didn't do anything.

00:31:37Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.

00:31:42You know what?

00:31:43Everyone was right about you.

00:31:45You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.

00:31:48Whoa, you don't mean that.

00:31:50Lose my number.

00:31:51I never want to see you again.

00:31:54Fine.

00:31:55Feelings mutual.

00:31:59Great.

00:32:00You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.

00:32:03Mia, thank God you're here.

00:32:09Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.

00:32:14You're a skank.

00:32:16So get out and don't come back.

00:32:29Help!

00:32:30Help!

00:32:31Help!

00:32:32You saved me?

00:32:48That feels better, doesn't it?

00:33:04And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.

00:33:10Emmett.

00:33:12Don't even think about it.

00:33:13Go on, Jules.

00:33:14Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.

00:33:16Jules, tell Emmett to leave.

00:33:18We have to talk.

00:33:23Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.

00:33:32One step closer to making her mind.

00:33:34Jules, what the fuck was that?

00:33:43I can explain everything.

00:33:45Good, explain.

00:33:46Now.

00:33:53You're a hottie, you know that?

00:33:56Takes one to know one.

00:33:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?

00:34:00You're right.

00:34:09We shouldn't tell anyone.

00:34:14Trust me.

00:34:16We won't stay secret for long.

00:34:19I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.

00:34:21You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.

00:34:36That way everyone can see it.

00:34:38But for right now,

00:34:39it's party time.

00:34:42OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.

00:34:52I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.

00:34:56How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?

00:35:00You don't know him like I do.

00:35:02If you saw him naked, you'd understand.

00:35:05Ew, spare me the visual.

00:35:07I thought you hated that guy.

00:35:09Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.

00:35:13He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.

00:35:17But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.

00:35:20More than I ever liked anyone.

00:35:23The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.

00:35:28Except for the one about you.

00:35:30I called you arrogant and cocky.

00:35:32That's true.

00:35:32Right before I told her I have feelings for you.

00:35:50Is that true?

00:35:53It's true.

00:35:55I liked you.

00:35:58Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?

00:36:00I mean, really.

00:36:01All right.

00:36:04I need to see the texts from your phone.

00:36:06So that way I can know that they're legit.

00:36:08Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.

00:36:15I guess you can't.

00:36:16There's no way for me to prove it.

00:36:20I know it was a really long time ago.

00:36:27But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.

00:36:32I really did.

00:36:35I give those two until the end of today.

00:36:39To what, Bone?

00:36:42They're just doing this to make me mad.

00:36:45It's like they're obsessed with me.

00:36:47I don't think they remember you exist.

00:36:49Then I'll make them remember.

00:36:59Okay.

00:37:00The rules of the game are simple.

00:37:02You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.

00:37:05When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.

00:37:10Mm-hmm.

00:37:10She's never kissed me like that.

00:37:38My turn.

00:37:39No smoke.

00:37:50Looks like we have to kiss.

00:37:56The road.

00:37:57The road.

00:38:09Keep the circle moving.

00:38:18If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.

00:38:27Get off.

00:38:29Dude, I took her virginity.

00:38:31What's a little peck?

00:38:32Why would you tell everyone that?

00:38:36Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?

00:38:44Hey, Jules.

00:38:45Jules.

00:38:46You're a pig.

00:38:47Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?

00:38:49He's lying.

00:38:50I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?

00:38:52But that was well before I had feelings for you.

00:38:53You have feelings for me?

00:39:02I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?

00:39:04But that was well before I had feelings for you.

00:39:06You have feelings for me?

00:39:08Yes, Jules.

00:39:09I have feelings for you.

00:39:10You do?

00:39:12Yeah.

00:39:13I have all the feelings.

00:39:15Confusion.

00:39:15Frustration.

00:39:16Blind rage.

00:39:17For a dip.

00:39:18Yeah, but you know what?

00:39:19Sometimes, Jules.

00:39:20Sometimes you make me really happy.

00:39:23Look, I know that you're hurt.

00:39:26I broke your trust.

00:39:27And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.

00:39:32What do you mean?

00:39:34I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.

00:39:35And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.

00:39:40Do you want to get back together?

00:39:43You said no feelings.

00:39:46Yeah, you're right.

00:39:49So tell me you want to be with me.

00:39:51Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.

00:39:53Tell me you want to do this for real.

00:39:55Tell me that you want to give up the money.

00:40:05Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.

00:40:08Ew.

00:40:09Why is he so obsessed with her?

00:40:11Doesn't he know that she's poor?

00:40:13I didn't know she was poor.

00:40:15Mm-hmm.

00:40:17Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.

00:40:20And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital

00:40:23that her mother still owes money to.

00:40:26Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.

00:40:29Spending money always makes me feel better.

00:40:32Yes.

00:40:33Yes, that's a great idea.

00:40:34Maybe you should go do that right now.

00:40:35Yes!

00:40:42It's not that easy.

00:40:44Stop avoiding the question.

00:40:45I'm not avoiding it.

00:40:47Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.

00:40:52What do you mean?

00:40:53I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.

00:40:58Destiny, me and Jules are talking.

00:41:01She was about to answer a very important question.

00:41:03I don't want to go shopping with Mia,

00:41:06but I really don't want to lie to Noah

00:41:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him

00:41:10or tell him about my dad and the debt.

00:41:12We can talk later.

00:41:15I promise.

00:41:27The girls go shopping.

00:41:29Saturdays are for the boys.

00:41:33Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.

00:41:36I cannot wait to crush your ego

00:41:38once I get Jules and the Lehman industry.

00:41:40Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship

00:41:44in the entire country.

00:41:46It was tailored for sigmas, like me.

00:41:49The internship is mine.

00:41:51Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.

00:41:53Or at least until the end of the summer

00:41:55and I have to pay up.

00:42:05If it isn't my favorite customer!

00:42:07Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.

00:42:10Oh my God, it's gorgeous!

00:42:14I'm going to go try this on!

00:42:23You ordered the wrong size!

00:42:26Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.

00:42:29No, you didn't!

00:42:30That's impossible!

00:42:31It doesn't fit!

00:42:31Maybe the zipper's stuck!

00:42:34What are you doing?

00:42:36I'm shopping.

00:42:38Do you not remember me?

00:42:40I used to be in here all the time.

00:42:42Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.

00:42:44She can only shop at thrift stores.

00:42:46But what Mia says goes.

00:42:48So your money's no good here.

00:42:51You know what?

00:42:52You're right.

00:42:53I have better things to do

00:42:55than to be dealing with shrewds like you.

00:42:58That's it.

00:42:59You're out.

00:43:01Oh, Mr. Allen.

00:43:02Excuse me.

00:43:03I'm just going to take out the trash.

00:43:05Trash?

00:43:06Yeah.

00:43:07That's my girlfriend.

00:43:08Oh.

00:43:08Apparently, I'm too poor

00:43:15to even stand in this boutique.

00:43:17See this car?

00:43:20Has no spending limit.

00:43:22My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.

00:43:25And I would like to try

00:43:27this dress on first.

00:43:28No way, this is mine!

00:43:29Oh, are you going to purchase it?

00:43:31No.

00:43:32Not with this janky little zipper.

00:43:34Great, let's try it on, Jules.

00:43:38What do you think?

00:43:55Noah?

00:43:58Will you come help zip me up?

00:44:01Of course.

00:44:08You know, there's only one problem

00:44:10with this dress.

00:44:12Is it too expensive?

00:44:14No.

00:44:15It breaks a no-boner rule.

00:44:24Well, aren't you going to thank me?

00:44:26Thank you, Noah.

00:44:37You can be pretty sweet sometimes.

00:44:41Like lipstick on a fucking pig.

00:44:48Put the dress on my card.

00:44:50Excuse me, um...

00:44:54I am missing a very expensive necklace.

00:44:59I bet she stole it.

00:45:01I would never.

00:45:02Then dump out your bag and prove it.

00:45:06Fine.

00:45:07Whatever, Mia.

00:45:08Yeah.

00:45:20I don't know how that got there.

00:45:32Well, she stole it.

00:45:35And I believe that $500 is a felony.

00:45:40Call the police.

00:45:42Don't call the police.

00:45:44This is all my fault.

00:45:45No, it's not.

00:45:47Yes, it is.

00:45:47I wanted to surprise you,

00:45:50so I put the necklace in your purse.

00:45:52But I was going to pay for it

00:45:53once everybody left.

00:45:55You can't do this.

00:45:56It's a waste of money.

00:45:58Neither of us want me to win.

00:46:01It's worth it.

00:46:01Trust me.

00:46:03And you look beautiful in that dress.

00:46:06Put the necklace on my card as well.

00:46:07Please and thank you.

00:46:08Get that heat.

00:46:17Get that heat.

00:46:18Get that heat.

00:46:18Oh, let me see.

00:46:19Okay.

00:46:21There he is.

00:46:23Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.

00:46:26Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.

00:46:28Well, enjoy it while I last,

00:46:29because after tonight,

00:46:30I'll have a little slut begging for me.

00:46:32Watch your mouth.

00:46:39Don't talk about Jules like that.

00:46:41Okay, dude.

00:46:43Jules was mine first.

00:46:44I dumped her, okay?

00:46:46It's a matter of time

00:46:47before she comes running back to me.

00:46:49Jules broke up with you

00:46:50so she could be with me.

00:46:53Okay.

00:46:54All right.

00:46:55Let's add some heat to our bet.

00:46:57Yeah?

00:46:57I get Jules' panties off.

00:47:00By the end of tonight,

00:47:01you hand over the Lehman internship

00:47:02and never come back to the summer house.

00:47:04Hmm?

00:47:05Fine.

00:47:05And when you don't hook up with Jules,

00:47:07I want you to back off of her

00:47:08for the rest of the summer, okay?

00:47:09I don't even want you looking at her.

00:47:12Deal.

00:47:17You better not make me go into that club alone.

00:47:21Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.

00:47:27Eat shit.

00:47:31Hey.

00:47:34Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?

00:47:37Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.

00:47:39Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight

00:47:41unless it's with me.

00:47:51Hey!

00:47:52Where did Destiny and Mia go?

00:47:59Uh, I don't know.

00:48:00Jules.

00:48:02You, uh, you didn't answer my question.

00:48:04About what?

00:48:06The music in here?

00:48:07Because I think it sucks.

00:48:09Jules.

00:48:11Tell me that you want to be with me.

00:48:13For real.

00:48:15No contracts and no money.

00:48:16I mean it.

00:48:19I need Jules to come with me.

00:48:21Uh, Destiny.

00:48:21We're right in the middle of something.

00:48:23Like I care.

00:48:24I need Jules to come backstage with me.

00:48:28I'm sorry.

00:48:30We'll talk about it later, okay?

00:48:32Have fun.

00:48:34Here.

00:48:35Put this on.

00:48:37I entered us into a lap dancing competition.

00:48:44You're crazy.

00:48:46Well, if you're too afraid,

00:48:47you can just back out now.

00:48:48Now.

00:48:51You're on.

00:49:00Follow me.

00:49:05Let the show begin.

00:49:07You think you're hot shit?

00:49:19Well, it's time for you to prove it.

00:49:23Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.

00:49:26Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.

00:49:30The rules are simple.

00:49:35Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.

00:49:40And you get to vote on who is hotter.

00:49:43Oh, yeah.

00:49:45fella.

00:49:45Yeah, come on.

00:49:46Get up.

00:49:47а

00:50:02Yeah, come on people, come back, come on.

00:50:07Come back, come back.

00:50:11I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the world.

00:50:14Weight of the world to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls.

00:50:18Now why you're weighing on me?

00:50:20I disapproving, think of mine, come back.

00:50:24I'm back, girl, I got the weight of the world,

00:50:26weight of the world to give me diamonds and pearls.

00:50:29Top that.

00:50:59You're the most beautiful girl here.

00:51:13Show them all.

00:51:25You cry.

00:51:27The tears on your face.

00:51:30You're falling in vain when you cry.

00:51:36The same moments things, I loved you when you cry.

00:51:46Yo, Jason!

00:51:48Dude, I need the Ladykiller special.

00:51:51Now!

00:51:52Ok?

00:51:53I got you.

00:51:58Visit that.

00:52:00And the winner of the lap dance contest is...

00:52:06And the winner of the lap dance contest is...

00:52:12Mia!

00:52:14Woo!

00:52:18As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!

00:52:23I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property.

00:52:31Jules, wait!

00:52:37You look upset.

00:52:40What are you, my therapist?

00:52:43Fuck off!

00:52:44No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.

00:52:48Jules.

00:52:50I have something that can make you feel better.

00:52:53What is that?

00:52:57Oh, you got time?

00:52:59C'mon, Jules.

00:53:01You wanna have some fun?

00:53:06No, thanks.

00:53:07Oh, buh buh buh buh buh.

00:53:09Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.

00:53:12Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.

00:53:16Thanks.

00:53:17Better play along.

00:53:28Bottoms up.

00:53:30Cheers.

00:53:31All right.

00:53:34Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.

00:53:36C'mon.

00:53:37I'm gonna go change.

00:53:42Destin.

00:53:43Have you seen Jules?

00:53:45I saw her running off to the dressing room.

00:53:47Emmett was with her.

00:53:48That little shit.

00:53:50That little shit.

00:53:58Don't.

00:53:59Move.

00:54:00What do you think you're doing?

00:54:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.

00:54:09We both know you want this.

00:54:11Be gentle.

00:54:13Just like our first time, remember?

00:54:15Back off.

00:54:17Just relax, baby.

00:54:18Let that E kick in.

00:54:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?

00:54:22Oh.

00:54:23I was gonna fuck you anyways.

00:54:25Let go of me.

00:54:26This is just gonna take a minute.

00:54:31Oh, yeah.

00:54:32That's right.

00:54:33Moan for me.

00:54:37Jules?

00:54:39Jules, are you in there?

00:54:40Noah!

00:54:41Help me!

00:54:45Noah!

00:54:46Help me!

00:54:48Emmett!

00:54:50Get off of her!

00:54:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.

00:54:54What's the big deal now, huh?

00:54:59Emmett!

00:55:00She doesn't want you!

00:55:01What are you doing?

00:55:03She wants me so bad, dude.

00:55:05Even if she won't say so.

00:55:12Dude, I thought we were friends.

00:55:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.

00:55:18Wait!

00:55:19Stop!

00:55:25This asshole isn't worth it.

00:55:27You look like shit.

00:55:28Jules just kicked my ass.

00:55:29All I did was try to give her a compliment.

00:55:30Hey!

00:55:31Keep your hands off my boyfriend.

00:55:34Mia!

00:55:35Stop!

00:55:36This bitch wants to be me so bad.

00:55:37It's fucking pathetic.

00:55:38This bitch wants to be me so bad.

00:55:39It's fucking pathetic.

00:55:40You look like shit.

00:55:41You look like shit.

00:55:43Jules just kicked my ass.

00:55:44All I did was try to give her a compliment.

00:55:45Hey!

00:55:46Keep your hands off my boyfriend.

00:55:47Mia!

00:55:48Mia!

00:55:49Stop!

00:55:50This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.

00:55:53Emmett just tried to assault me.

00:55:54Be so fucking for real.

00:55:55Emmett would never want to skank like you.

00:55:56You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.

00:56:00And you know what?

00:56:06He's coming back to the house with me.

00:56:07Tonight.

00:56:08Mia!

00:56:09Sit down.

00:56:10Emett.

00:56:11If you ever come near the summer house again...

00:56:12I'm going to die again.

00:56:13I'm going to die.

00:56:14If you come near the house again.

00:56:16I'm going to die again, I'm going to die again.

00:56:18I'm going to die again.

00:56:19And you're gonna die again.

00:56:20If you're such a hero to me...

00:56:22You're just a warrior.

00:56:23I'm gonna die again.

00:56:24Five years later.

00:56:25How I can do thishead?

00:56:26I'll go home.

00:56:27If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.

00:56:31Okay, Noah, let's go.

00:56:33Let's go.

00:56:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.

00:56:50Thank you for getting me out of there.

00:56:53Ow.

00:56:54You're hurt.

00:56:55Let me help you.

00:56:57I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.

00:57:23I still think I should take you to a hospital.

00:57:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.

00:57:28Really.

00:57:29I didn't take them.

00:57:31You didn't take the pills?

00:57:32You know, I got something better than E.

00:57:41It's twice as fun.

00:57:43And I've been saving it just for you.

00:57:52What are you trying to give me?

00:57:54Rocky road.

00:58:02Ow.

00:58:03Hey, I got you ice cream.

00:58:04This is how you repay me?

00:58:06How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?

00:58:10I'm not an asshole.

00:58:12I'm not an asshole.

00:58:13No.

00:58:13You're the king of assholes.

00:58:17You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,

00:58:21but whatever.

00:58:27I got to show you something.

00:58:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.

00:58:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.

00:58:54It worked.

00:58:55I wanted you all, Summer.

00:59:11Stop waiting.

00:59:14I need you.

00:59:15Now.

00:59:22What if somebody sees?

00:59:24Everybody's at the club.

00:59:25I'm taking you upstairs.

00:59:28I'm taking you upstairs.

00:59:55Hi.

01:00:04Hi.

01:00:05Mrs. Allen.

01:00:06It's Mia.

01:00:07Yeah.

01:00:08Noah's girlfriend.

01:00:09Um.

01:00:10He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.

01:00:17Okay.

01:00:18Bye.

01:00:18Oh, ah!

01:00:32Hey, sleepy little.

01:00:34What are you doing up so early?

01:00:36I thought I wore you out last night.

01:00:38I'm ready for another round.

01:00:40Hey, can you knock?

01:00:42Can you put your boner away?

01:00:44Get up!

01:00:46Get up! Get up!

01:00:48Get up, get up, get up!

01:00:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.

01:00:51It's worse than a fire.

01:00:55Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.

01:01:04You're fucking with me.

01:01:06What's the big deal?

01:01:07There's the drugs.

01:01:08And the mess.

01:01:08And you.

01:01:09What about me?

01:01:10She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.

01:01:12But, like, in a bad way.

01:01:13Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,

01:01:15and she blames you for the whole thing.

01:01:18I need to get out of here.

01:01:19I'll hide Jules.

01:01:20I'll distract Mom.

01:01:24Yo, Jason.

01:01:25I'm gonna go hide Jules.

01:01:26Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?

01:01:35Tell me when the coast is clear.

01:01:36Got it.

01:01:45Get your brother.

01:01:48Now.

01:01:54Mommy!

01:01:55Oi!

01:01:56Noah!

01:01:57Uh...

01:02:02My baby boy!

01:02:03Mom!

01:02:04Hi!

01:02:05Hey!

01:02:06Mom!

01:02:07I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.

01:02:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring...

01:02:13...to propose!

01:02:19Why are you hiding in a closet?

01:02:25None of your business.

01:02:28Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.

01:02:32I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.

01:02:40What is that slut doing here?

01:02:45You're the girl from the sex tape!

01:02:47Get out of this house!

01:02:49Mom.

01:02:49Noah!

01:02:50A little help?

01:02:51Uh, Mom!

01:02:52Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.

01:02:59Uh...

01:03:00Yes!

01:03:01It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.

01:03:06Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.

01:03:11Lisa!

01:03:12Hi second, Mommy!

01:03:14We need to talk about engagement plans!

01:03:17Oh, yes we do.

01:03:20You're marrying Mia now?

01:03:22I have no idea what got into her head.

01:03:24I am so sorry, okay?

01:03:25But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.

01:03:28Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?

01:03:30Please?

01:03:41My head hurts.

01:03:43Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?

01:03:45Yeah.

01:03:46I have some in my purse.

01:03:48Oh, thanks.

01:03:49She's prepared.

01:04:04Water!

01:04:05Water!

01:04:06I need water!

01:04:08Jules?

01:04:10What did you give my mom?

01:04:12Aspirin.

01:04:13Aspirin?

01:04:14Woo!

01:04:15It's so hot in here.

01:04:19Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?

01:04:23Oh no.

01:04:25Woo!

01:04:26Hey!

01:04:27I have an idea.

01:04:28Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?

01:04:31I'm feeling like a cougar.

01:04:33Wow!

01:04:34Oh, that's enough.

01:04:35I gotta talk to you.

01:04:36Let's go.

01:04:37Woo!

01:04:38Jules, what is wrong with her?

01:04:40Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.

01:04:42No way.

01:04:43You gave her those?

01:04:44I didn't give them.

01:04:45She found them.

01:04:47Should we call an ambulance?

01:04:48Oh, no fucking way, Jules.

01:04:50She hates you already.

01:04:51What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?

01:04:56Where did she go?

01:04:57Where did she go?

01:05:00Mom!

01:05:01Get out of the pool!

01:05:02No way!

01:05:03It feels so good!

01:05:04Whoa!

01:05:05Oh wait, no!

01:05:06Ow!

01:05:07I'm driving!

01:05:10Mia!

01:05:11Mom, get out of the pool.

01:05:15No way, it feels so good.

01:05:20Oh, wait, no.

01:05:22Help!

01:05:24I'm drowning!

01:05:26Mia, save me!

01:05:28Oh, absolutely not.

01:05:30I'm not going in there.

01:05:33Help!

01:05:34Help!

01:05:41Will you save me?

01:05:59Here, I brought you some tea.

01:06:07I was wrong about you.

01:06:09I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.

01:06:20Thank you for taking care of her.

01:06:24I hope I was a good maid.

01:06:26Yeah, I should give you a raise.

01:06:29Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?

01:06:33You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.

01:06:38I still got to pay you to hang out with me.

01:06:42No feelings.

01:06:44Remember?

01:06:50I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.

01:06:54I'll tear it up right now.

01:06:56I mean it.

01:06:57I need that money more than I want you.

01:07:04When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.

01:07:09If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.

01:07:14So it was really always just about the money?

01:07:17Really?

01:07:18When I started our relationship, it was about the money.

01:07:21But now I can't make it real because of that same money.

01:07:33Come with me.

01:07:39I want to give you the money.

01:07:41Not as your boss.

01:07:43As your boyfriend.

01:07:46Jules, I want to give you everything.

01:07:47I don't know what to say.

01:07:54Just let me take care of you.

01:08:01And tell me that you love me.

01:08:06I don't think I can say it.

01:08:11Let me take care of you.

01:08:13It's the least you can do.

01:08:14Fine.

01:08:19You can take care of me, okay?

01:08:22And you don't have to tell me that you love me.

01:08:25I know you do.

01:08:30Good morning, everyone.

01:08:32Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.

01:08:34Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.

01:08:40I was just leaving.

01:08:41You're not leaving, Jules.

01:08:43We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.

01:08:49After your little sex video was released,

01:08:52at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.

01:08:56But, after you saved me,

01:09:00all I can say is,

01:09:03welcome to the family.

01:09:08Wait.

01:09:09You were supposed to give me your family ring.

01:09:12That was before you left me to drown.

01:09:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.

01:09:21Adios.

01:09:24Bye, Mom.

01:09:24I'll figure out a way to break you two up.

01:09:32Good luck with that.

01:09:34I don't need luck.

01:09:36I have a really big brain.

01:09:44There must be something incriminating in here.

01:09:51What is this?

01:09:53Here.

01:10:00Ew.

01:10:01What died in here?

01:10:02My manhood.

01:10:05Listen, I have something juicy for you.

01:10:07Really?

01:10:11I don't like to read.

01:10:13It's a contract between Jules and Noah.

01:10:15They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.

01:10:21That's cheating.

01:10:22Oh, great.

01:10:24You finally figured it out.

01:10:25Good boy.

01:10:27I think it's time for you to cheat, too.

01:10:29I thought this was summer vacation.

01:10:38I know.

01:10:39I know.

01:10:40But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.

01:10:47What up, lovebirds?

01:10:48Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.

01:10:52You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.

01:10:58Who are you?

01:11:00I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.

01:11:04Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.

01:11:13What are you doing here?

01:11:15Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.

01:11:18I'm a guy who likes to party.

01:11:23The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.

01:11:26I'd like to be your friend.

01:11:27Noah, can you help out your friend here?

01:11:36He seems a little confused.

01:11:42Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?

01:11:46I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,

01:11:49and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.

01:11:53The next intern for Lehman Corp

01:11:55will be responsible for keeping me entertained,

01:11:58and I get bored easy.

01:12:03Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.

01:12:09Interview starts now.

01:12:11Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.

01:12:15Well, I'll see you in the office.

01:12:17Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?

01:12:19That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.

01:12:21Mm-hmm.

01:12:25That's the guy you want to work for?

01:12:32He's a total clown.

01:12:35Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.

01:12:39And if I work for him, my career will be made.

01:12:42But don't you already have enough money?

01:12:43Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.

01:12:47I was the captain of every sports team I was on,

01:12:49and I networked like a motherfucker.

01:12:51I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy

01:12:54and have my own career.

01:12:56And then our sex tape got released.

01:12:59And all my job prospects were completely toast.

01:13:03The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.

01:13:06Jules, I need this internship.

01:13:08And so do you.

01:13:10Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.

01:13:12You lied to me.

01:13:17No, I didn't lie to you.

01:13:19I just...

01:13:20I just didn't tell you everything.

01:13:22I'm sorry.

01:13:26Everybody!

01:13:28Let's get the party started!

01:13:30Woohoo!

01:13:32It's over!

01:13:34Yeah, we're back.

01:13:38Looks like I found my lady for the night.

01:13:42I've met a lot of pretty girls.

01:13:47There's something special about you.

01:13:50You're so...

01:13:52beautiful.

01:13:54Thanks.

01:13:55But I'm taken.

01:13:57I'm not trying to marry you.

01:13:59Noah,

01:14:00tell me,

01:14:01who snatched this hottie up?

01:14:05That'd be me.

01:14:08You're a lucky man.

01:14:08I know.

01:14:14How long is he going to be here?

01:14:17I'll protect you.

01:14:19Look at here.

01:14:21The happy little couple.

01:14:23From wholemates to soulmates.

01:14:26Emmett,

01:14:31Noah and I are talking.

01:14:33Can you go entertain your little friend?

01:14:36Yeah, well,

01:14:37I just wanted to congratulate the big man.

01:14:40Yeah,

01:14:40he's finally going to win our bet.

01:14:42What bet?

01:14:46What bet?

01:14:46I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,

01:14:51I would drop out of the internship pool.

01:14:54That's not true.

01:14:56Yeah,

01:14:56it is.

01:14:57I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,

01:14:59so

01:15:00I recorded the whole thing.

01:15:02You play that,

01:15:02I'll fucking kick your ass.

01:15:08I don't want to hear it.

01:15:10Yeah.

01:15:11It'd probably break your heart to know

01:15:12that you were just a bet to Noah.

01:15:15Hmm?

01:15:15I was nothing but a bet to you.

01:15:20I was nothing but a bet to you.

01:15:22I was nothing but a check to you.

01:15:26Both of you can fuck off.

01:15:32Chicks, dude.

01:15:33I'm going to kick your fucking ass.

01:15:35I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.

01:15:39I don't care about anybody except Jules.

01:15:43You're pathetic.

01:15:45B.

01:15:45Whatever, dude.

01:15:51What were you thinking?

01:15:53That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?

01:15:56I've been waiting all day to get you alone.

01:16:01You're a sexy girl.

01:16:02Well, we could have a lot of fun.

01:16:05I don't have time for that shit.

01:16:07Then make time.

01:16:08There's a tradition at Lehman.

01:16:11The boys share their toys.

01:16:14And I want to play with you.

01:16:16I don't want to be played with.

01:16:18If you play nice,

01:16:19I'll give your boyfriend the little job.

01:16:21The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.

01:16:26Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.

01:16:30What do I have to do?

01:16:31Let me borrow you for the night.

01:16:34In your dreams, pal.

01:16:40Mia, you know where Jules is?

01:16:47You're still caught up on that skank?

01:16:50Maybe this outfit would change your mind.

01:16:53Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.

01:16:57Get it through your head.

01:16:58I want to be with Jules.

01:17:00Why do you like her so much?

01:17:02I don't like her.

01:17:06I love her.

01:17:09You know, I feel sorry for you

01:17:12for falling in love with such a liar.

01:17:14You know she planted that sex tape, right?

01:17:16Yeah, well, she said she didn't.

01:17:19Found your girlfriend.

01:17:28If I do what you say,

01:17:34then you'll give Noah the straw.

01:17:36Yes.

01:17:37And it's the only way you'd get in.

01:17:39We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.

01:17:42My company looks down on sex tapes.

01:17:46Wait.

01:17:47Now I know where I recognize you.

01:17:50Damn.

01:17:51You were great.

01:17:53Just one kiss.

01:17:54That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.

01:17:58Don't play hard to get!

01:18:12Get off of her.

01:18:18Get off of her.

01:18:20Let me have my fun.

01:18:22Then you can take your turn.

01:18:23If you don't leave her alone,

01:18:24I'm going to break your fingers.

01:18:25You wouldn't dare.

01:18:28You little shit.

01:18:30You'll never work for Lehman.

01:18:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there

01:18:33because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater

01:18:36than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.

01:18:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.

01:18:42You want to mess with me?

01:18:43You want to mess with me?

01:18:44Yeah, why don't you sue me

01:18:45and we'll let all the papers know

01:18:46that you're a sleazy dirtbag

01:18:48who's chasing young girls around.

01:18:50You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.

01:18:52Please, don't tell my wife.

01:18:54Get out of my face, old man.

01:19:06How could you do that to me, Jules?

01:19:10How could you do that to me, Jules?

01:19:12It wasn't what it looked like.

01:19:13Don't lie to me.

01:19:15I saw you kiss him back.

01:19:20I didn't kiss him.

01:19:22But even if I did,

01:19:24you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.

01:19:27You were getting money out of the deal,

01:19:29so why does it matter?

01:19:30Tell him that he's a good kisser

01:19:34and you want him right now.

01:19:36Tell him you love him.

01:19:37It matters

01:19:38because it makes it clear

01:19:40that you're an arrogant asshole.

01:19:50You're fired.

01:19:52Get out of my house.

01:19:53Get out of my house.

01:20:00You're gone for good, bitch.

01:20:13You never belonged with us.

01:20:15And now,

01:20:16it's your turn to go.

01:20:19I played you

01:20:21and I won.

01:20:23This has nothing to do with you.

01:20:25Oh, honey.

01:20:27This has everything

01:20:29to do with me.

01:20:34I planted the camera in your room.

01:20:38And then,

01:20:39I got the sex tape of you and Noah.

01:20:41And then,

01:20:43I uploaded it

01:20:44for everyone to see.

01:20:50You thought you were better than me.

01:20:52But I always win.

01:20:55All

01:20:56I fucking do

01:20:57is win.

01:21:01A miserable bitch like you

01:21:04will never win.

01:21:13Mom,

01:21:14I saved the house.

01:21:17It's too late.

01:21:23Oh,

01:21:23I...

01:21:24maybe we can call the bank

01:21:26and figure something out.

01:21:27Oh,

01:21:28someone bought it out

01:21:30from under us

01:21:30just this morning.

01:21:32That's what happens

01:21:33when you lose sight of your goal.

01:21:35You lose everything.

01:21:37Oh, God.

01:21:39can I help you?

01:21:51What are you doing in that uniform?

01:21:55My dad cut me off

01:21:56after I lost

01:21:57an Andrew Lehman internship.

01:21:59I guess he paid a lot of money

01:22:01to give me that job,

01:22:01so...

01:22:02I have a big tip for you.

01:22:17Seriously?

01:22:20Smile more.

01:22:20this money feels dirty.

01:22:30I never want to see

01:22:31this check again.

01:22:32miss me?

01:22:44Miss me?

01:22:49Miss me?

01:22:56Get lost.

01:22:56I deserve that.

01:22:58Look, I wrote us up

01:23:02a new contract,

01:23:03all right?

01:23:04And I think you'll really like it.

01:23:10Is this the deed

01:23:11to my house?

01:23:12Yeah.

01:23:14This morning,

01:23:14I bought it.

01:23:17You bought my house

01:23:18from under us?

01:23:19Look at the name

01:23:20on the title.

01:23:20Oh, my God.

01:23:25You put it under my name.

01:23:28It's yours, Jules.

01:23:30It's all yours.

01:23:32But,

01:23:32I am only giving it to you

01:23:34under one condition.

01:23:37Another condition?

01:23:39What, do you want me

01:23:40to be your fake girlfriend again?

01:23:42Sleep with your boss?

01:23:43Drug your mom?

01:23:44No.

01:23:47But I would like you

01:23:48to meet me at the summer house

01:23:49tonight.

01:23:50get it at 8 p.m.

01:23:58And I want you to wear this.

01:24:13What are you doing here?

01:24:15Noah told me to come.

01:24:17Really?

01:24:18Oh,

01:24:19how pathetic.

01:24:20Noah's throwing me

01:24:21an engagement party.

01:24:25He's proposing to you?

01:24:28When did you two

01:24:28get back together?

01:24:30Well,

01:24:30it's not official yet.

01:24:32But,

01:24:32he invited me here

01:24:33to pop the big question

01:24:34in front of everyone.

01:24:35And even an idiot like you

01:24:37would know that he's proposing.

01:24:39I guess after spending

01:24:40the entire summer

01:24:41being bored to death by you,

01:24:42Noah decided it was time

01:24:44to be with the best.

01:24:48Mia!

01:24:48Jules!

01:24:50I am so happy

01:24:51that both of you were here.

01:24:52Why did you invite me here?

01:24:54To watch you propose to Mia?

01:24:57Propose?

01:24:58Who said anything

01:24:59about proposing to you?

01:25:00Oh, please.

01:25:01The big question.

01:25:04Yeah, I do have a big question.

01:25:05Mia,

01:25:07why did you plant

01:25:08that sex tape

01:25:09of Jules and I?

01:25:11Uh,

01:25:12how did you know about that?

01:25:15Well,

01:25:15because I made a huge mistake.

01:25:17And when you were

01:25:18leaving the summer house,

01:25:19I heard you're in Jules' fight.

01:25:20You know,

01:25:21the one where you told her

01:25:22that you planted

01:25:23the sex tape in our room.

01:25:24Okay.

01:25:26Fine.

01:25:27Yeah.

01:25:28I planted the camera

01:25:29and I uploaded the video

01:25:30to the internet,

01:25:31but I just wanted

01:25:32to watch your relationship

01:25:33blow up in all your faces.

01:25:35What are you gonna do?

01:25:36Arrest me?

01:25:37Actually,

01:25:37that's my job.

01:25:38Oh, hi.

01:25:39Mia Matthews,

01:25:39you're under arrest

01:25:40for revenge porn.

01:25:42What?

01:25:42You're not actually

01:25:43doing this, are you?

01:25:45These are not what they're for.

01:25:46Call my dad!

01:25:47Oh, daddy!

01:25:49Bye, Mia.

01:25:52If you invited me here

01:25:54to watch that,

01:25:55I appreciate it.

01:25:57That's not why

01:25:58I invited you here.

01:26:03Everybody!

01:26:05What is he doing?

01:26:10I have invited you all here

01:26:12so I can share my secrets.

01:26:17And here are my secrets.

01:26:21I scream when I see spiders.

01:26:23I do.

01:26:25And I crashed my car

01:26:26on Santa Monica Boulevard

01:26:28and I was so scared

01:26:29I just left it there.

01:26:32And I cannot tell

01:26:33my lefts from my right.

01:26:34Noah, what are you doing?

01:26:36You look like a crazy person.

01:26:37And I have one more secret.

01:26:41Jules, I am stupidly

01:26:43in love with you.

01:26:44And I want to make it official, Jules.

01:26:50Right here in front of everybody.

01:26:52I want everyone to know

01:26:53what you are to me.

01:27:01Jules,

01:27:02why did you reject me

01:27:03in front of everybody?

01:27:04I didn't.

01:27:05I just don't want everyone

01:27:06to know our business.

01:27:08Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?

01:27:09Of course I do.

01:27:21Now, let's party.

01:27:23I'm the best,

01:27:24I ain't got to say much

01:27:25and that's the fact.

01:27:27All I do is flip over

01:27:28and leaving

01:27:28I can't keep track.

01:27:30Come on.

01:27:32See you later.

01:27:39See you later.

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