- 4 months ago
The Oscar Winner Is My Ex
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00:00:00Babe! I'm home!
00:00:04Guess what? I'm in the running for another Pulitzer.
00:00:12Jim?
00:00:16Jim, what the fuck?
00:00:20You're cheating on me?
00:00:24With my best friend?
00:00:28With my best friend?
00:00:30Best friend? Please.
00:00:32If it weren't for Jim,
00:00:34I wouldn't even waste a minute on you.
00:00:38Don't make a scene in my house, Lois.
00:00:40I want a real wife, not someone chasing
00:00:42into a dead-end career.
00:00:44Maybe if you paid attention to Jim,
00:00:46honey, then you'd realize what he really needs.
00:00:48Cut the crap, bitch.
00:00:50My career is part of who I am.
00:00:52I bust my ass for everything that I've achieved.
00:00:54I even cover your rent, Stella.
00:00:56This is how you repay me.
00:00:58A knife in my back.
00:01:04The hell is your fucking career!
00:01:06Stop! You're insane!
00:01:08Get off!
00:01:18You're worthless to me, Lois.
00:01:20Sign this and stay the hell out of my life.
00:01:22And don't ever come back to this house.
00:01:24My house!
00:01:30Gladly.
00:01:32You heartless bastard.
00:01:34Marrying you was the worst decision of my life.
00:01:36You should have stayed with my ex.
00:01:38Who, Lois?
00:01:39Clark?
00:01:40Please.
00:01:41You're just a nobody.
00:01:42And he's a Hollywood superstar now.
00:01:43He doesn't want you.
00:01:49That's a good girl.
00:01:50Don't worry.
00:01:51We'll make sure to save you a front row seat at our wedding.
00:01:55You know what? I hope you both rot in hell!
00:01:57Yeah, she's getting a divorce.
00:01:59That scumbag cheated on her.
00:02:00Got it.
00:02:01She's our friend, Barney.
00:02:02Let her stay until my place is ready.
00:02:03Understood.
00:02:04Barney's been a good friend.
00:02:05Even after I broke up with Clark.
00:02:06He'll let me stay.
00:02:07Oh my god, Lois, what happened?
00:02:08It's Jim.
00:02:09He...
00:02:10He cheated.
00:02:11And he kicked me out and...
00:02:12Barney, I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:02:13Can I please stay with you tonight?
00:02:14Look, I promise...
00:02:15I promise I'll find somewhere else to stay tomorrow, okay?
00:02:16Of course, come on in.
00:02:17I'm sorry.
00:02:18I'm sorry.
00:02:19I'm sorry.
00:02:20I'm sorry.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:22I'm sorry.
00:02:23I'm sorry.
00:02:24I'm sorry.
00:02:25I'm sorry.
00:02:26I'm sorry.
00:02:27I'm sorry.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29I'm sorry.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35Of course.
00:02:36Come on in.
00:02:40Take as long as you need.
00:02:43Jim wasn't husband material.
00:02:45I'm so glad you're done with him.
00:02:48How's our A-lister doing?
00:02:50You miss him?
00:02:52No.
00:02:53No.
00:02:54I'm just curious.
00:02:55I mean...
00:02:56Actually, Lois, he's um...
00:03:05Clark?
00:03:06My ex-boyfriend?
00:03:07He's here?
00:03:08Oh my god.
00:03:09Clark!
00:03:10What are you doing here?
00:03:11Can I have a guy who surprises the girl?
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Can I have a guy who surprises me?
00:03:14No.
00:03:15I mean..
00:03:16Oh no.
00:03:17No.
00:03:18No.
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00:03:36Oh no.
00:03:37No.
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00:03:40so how was the show it was good it ran longer than i expected which is why i'm moving listen
00:03:49i want to just say thank you for supporting my dream i know that you're working really
00:03:55hard to keep us going hey when you make it big i'll just be counting on you to make it
00:04:02up to me i'm okay with that
00:04:05so how's clark doing clark's mom is sick and her treatment is expensive i think he needs our
00:04:22help yeah i mean of course i'll do anything i can to help actually i was thinking that you might
00:04:27that's the thing a big agency wants to sign clark this could be his big break
00:04:32barney that's incredible i mean this could change everything for him
00:04:36there's a catch the agency has this policy they only sign actors who are single
00:04:41so if you really love him now's the time to decide
00:04:45happy anniversary beautiful
00:04:56what did you expect clark you're just a struggling actor but jim jim's rich he could give me the life that you never could
00:05:10what jim jim like jim kirby that snobbish rich asshole who just flaunts his wealth in front of everyone
00:05:29in front of everyone lois you're better than that this is not up for discussion clark we're done
00:05:36yeah
00:05:42yeah
00:05:44yeah
00:05:47yeah
00:05:51all right
00:05:57yeah
00:05:59yeah
00:06:00Clark's here to run over a few blockbuster projects with me.
00:06:07Hi.
00:06:09It appears you have company.
00:06:12I'll see you at the office tomorrow.
00:06:15I mean, who can blame him?
00:06:19Gave up the one guy I truly loved and now he's the biggest star in the country.
00:06:30And here I am, kicked out by a cheater and a liar and a jerk.
00:06:40Way to go, Lois.
00:06:43Cain, you are late.
00:06:57Or have you forgotten you're not the big shot journalist you used to be?
00:07:01Is that alcohol I smell?
00:07:04I'm so sorry, boss.
00:07:06There, that should help.
00:07:15By the way, I'm sending you back down to the entertainment desk.
00:07:18That department is on the chopping block.
00:07:20And I could use someone who can handle a diva actor.
00:07:22Last chance, Cain.
00:07:24Don't screw this up.
00:07:27Listen up, everyone.
00:07:29This is Lois Cain, your newest team member.
00:07:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:34Look who it is.
00:07:36She's my new boss?
00:07:39I know you all have heard the rumors about the billionaire acquiring our magazine.
00:07:44Brace yourselves.
00:07:45Buckle up.
00:07:46I was doing it for his first love.
00:07:48I wonder who the lucky girl is.
00:07:54Lost your dad.
00:07:55Lost your man.
00:07:57And now, you're about to lose your job too?
00:08:00Must be tough, huh?
00:08:02And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:11And once I charm the new boss, you'll be out of here for good.
00:08:13Damn it, Stella!
00:08:14Best conference in ten.
00:08:15You're covering it.
00:08:16Oh, and don't be late or you're fired.
00:08:17Wait, ten minutes?
00:08:18About losing an-
00:08:19I don't want to lose a handful.
00:08:20Good luck with that.
00:08:21First at Barney's place?
00:08:22And now here?
00:08:23I guess my first question of the day.
00:08:24Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:26Hello, ground control to Midge Cain.
00:08:47And now here?
00:08:50Why do I keep running into him?
00:08:52Hello? Ground control to Major Cain?
00:08:57I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:00Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:06Hello?
00:09:07I apologize, Mr. Cavill.
00:09:09Sorry, can you repeat the question?
00:09:11My question was, what do you think the theme of love is in notebooks?
00:09:16You're an entertainment journalist, so I figured you'd have some good insights, right?
00:09:22Right, of course, yes.
00:09:24The main characters, they go through a rough relationship, and their love goes through...
00:09:30Their emotions are high and low, their love...
00:09:35This all sounds pretty generic to me, don't you think?
00:09:38Maybe you don't know what true love is, or miss the point of it entirely.
00:09:46Is it just me, or does Clark have it out for her?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51Why is she soaked?
00:09:53Is she trying to seduce Clark or something?
00:09:55Definitely some tension there.
00:09:57I've never seen him like this.
00:09:59I appreciate your advice.
00:10:01If I may?
00:10:02It's clear, Miss Kane is completely unprofessional.
00:10:09She's nothing but an amateur who can't even recognize the genius of Mr. Cavill.
00:10:14Let's get this incompetent reporter out at me.
00:10:17Don't touch her!
00:10:18Don't touch her!
00:10:19Don't touch her!
00:10:20Everyone, the press conference is over.
00:10:22Thank you for your time.
00:10:23What the hell are you doing, Clark?
00:10:24What?
00:10:25What?
00:10:26What?
00:10:27What?
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:30Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:34What?
00:10:35What?
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate your understanding.
00:10:41Mr. Cavill will take further questions at a later time.
00:10:43What?
00:10:44Are you trying to ruin your career?
00:10:54If they go digging into our path...
00:11:07Since when you care about my career?
00:11:09I thought you only cared about finding a rich guy.
00:11:11It still hurts to think about you now.
00:11:14The way you just dissed me for that jerk!
00:11:16Clark, I...
00:11:18You played me for years.
00:11:20From high school through college.
00:11:22I guess you really are just a gold digger in the end.
00:11:25Please.
00:11:26Please, Clark, let me go.
00:11:28I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:11:31Lois.
00:11:41I am not letting you get away this time.
00:12:00God.
00:12:01Did we really just kiss?
00:12:04Listen up, everyone.
00:12:05Big, huge news.
00:12:07Our magazine's been acquired and our new boss is on the way to meet us.
00:12:12So let's get it together and make a stellar first impression.
00:12:17Oh, and Lois?
00:12:19Maybe try to look a little more... presentable?
00:12:22No wonder your husband cheated.
00:12:24Excuse me?
00:12:25Save it.
00:12:26Go to the storage room and bring out all the old awards.
00:12:29We need to show our accomplishments off.
00:12:42Oh sweet, Lois.
00:12:44Let's wait until the superstar sees this fake article you posted.
00:12:49Say goodbye to your career, Lois Pulitzer Kane.
00:13:03What the hell?
00:13:06Hello?
00:13:07Hello?
00:13:08Anyone out there?
00:13:09Hello?
00:13:11Oh God.
00:13:12Oh God.
00:13:13Please help me.
00:13:14Please help me.
00:13:15Please help me.
00:13:16Hey, Lois.
00:13:17Look at me.
00:13:18Where are you?
00:13:19It's okay?
00:13:20Hey, it's okay.
00:13:21I can't breathe with you.
00:13:22I can't breathe with me.
00:13:23That's it.
00:13:24You're okay.
00:13:25Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:26With Lois?
00:13:27I told you they're at a thing...
00:13:28What?
00:13:29You're okay?
00:13:30No, no, no.
00:13:31You're not.
00:13:33I can't breathe with me.
00:13:34It's okay?
00:13:35I can't breathe with you.
00:13:36I can't breathe with me.
00:13:38That's it.
00:13:39You're okay.
00:13:52Is that Clark Castle?
00:13:53I told you they had a thing!
00:14:01Oh my god, Lois.
00:14:03You didn't.
00:14:05What's happening?
00:14:07Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:11What? That's insane! I didn't write that!
00:14:18Lois Kane, you're under arrest for libel and defamation.
00:14:22What? That's insane! I didn't write that!
00:14:25I am so sorry, Mr. Cavill. I had no idea Lois would stoop this low.
00:14:32You know I would never...
00:14:33Save it for the judges!
00:14:35Let go! No!
00:14:37Wait, wait, let her go.
00:14:38Sir, she...
00:14:39No, I said let her go!
00:14:40Sir, she...
00:14:41I said let her go!
00:14:43I already handled this.
00:14:45Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.
00:14:48As of today, Clark Cavill is the new owner of Daily Globe.
00:14:52Holy shit!
00:14:54He's my boss now?
00:14:56And, as the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:01As the new owner, I will make sure that this gets thoroughly investigated.
00:15:05What the hell is he up to?
00:15:06Check the timestamp on the article.
00:15:07It says it was published around the same time Lois and I were trapped in the storage room.
00:15:08Clearly, this is some sort of setup.
00:15:09Maybe...
00:15:10Maybe she scheduled it in advance.
00:15:11Well, let's check the security footage now, shall we?
00:15:12That'll clear things up.
00:15:13Mr. Cavill, their security system has been compromised.
00:15:14All of the footage is gone.
00:15:15Hello?
00:15:16Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:17I need answers now.
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:19Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:21I need answers now.
00:15:22What?
00:15:23When we sent the photos in the article is Jim Kirby.
00:15:26I know you don't know how much it's gonna go.
00:15:27I can't even check the security footage.
00:15:28I know you need to check the security footage now, shall we?
00:15:29Well, let's check the security footage now, shall we?
00:15:30That'll clear things up.
00:15:31Mr. Cavill, their security system has been compromised.
00:15:32All of the footage is gone.
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:42Trace the IP address back to the publisher of this article.
00:15:45I need answers now.
00:15:46What?
00:15:51Jim Kirby.
00:15:53Jim?
00:15:55That's scumbag and his mistress. Not again.
00:16:03Bring this Jim Kirby in for questioning and clearly he's the one behind the smear campaign.
00:16:07Wait, that's not necessary.
00:16:13I mean...
00:16:15Why do you have to involve the cops in this?
00:16:19It'll just draw more attention to the article.
00:16:23But I can issue a statement saying that we were hacked and the article is fake.
00:16:29Fine. But make sure it's convincing.
00:16:35One more thing.
00:16:37Why exactly were Lois and I trapped in that storage room?
00:16:41I went in there to make a private phone call and she happened to walk in.
00:16:49But somehow the door locked behind her.
00:16:53Clearly somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:03Clearly somebody here is more focused on sabotaging their co-workers rather than doing their actual job.
00:17:09And perhaps it's time for your new leadership to step in and tackle these issues.
00:17:19But Mr. Cavill, I swear I am lying.
00:17:21Honey, I strongly suggest you get your staff under control. This behavior will not fly under my one.
00:17:27I will.
00:17:29Understood.
00:17:35That's all for now.
00:17:41I've been waiting a long time for this.
00:17:45Lois.
00:17:47He's up to something.
00:17:53And whatever it is, it's gonna turn my life upside down.
00:18:05Vodka tonic, please. Make it strong.
00:18:07I'm sorry, miss. We're closed for a private event tonight.
00:18:11Oh, sorry.
00:18:13Sorry, Sam.
00:18:15She's with me.
00:18:29So, thanks for the safe back there.
00:18:32No problem.
00:18:34So, uh, what's going on with you and that gym guy?
00:18:39Um, he cheated.
00:18:41With my best friend.
00:18:43We're a divorce now.
00:18:45I'm staying with Barney.
00:18:46Just for now.
00:18:49So, uh, going to another rich man, did everybody work out?
00:18:53Carmen's a bitch.
00:18:54That's not what happened.
00:18:55But, I'll have some money in my pocket now, too.
00:19:01I could be a new sugar daddy.
00:19:03Go to hell, Clark.
00:19:04I'm not some gold digging bitch.
00:19:05Oh, really?
00:19:06Do you need me to remind you how our breakup went down?
00:19:07I remember every detail.
00:19:08You don't know the half of it.
00:19:09Then tell me, Lois.
00:19:10Why did you throw everything away for that prick?
00:19:11I can't tell him the truth.
00:19:12It'd destroy him and ruin his relationship with Barney.
00:19:16That's what I thought.
00:19:17You just left just like that.
00:19:18You just left just like that.
00:19:33My mind.
00:19:34Hey!
00:19:35Hi.
00:19:36Hi.
00:19:37Hi.
00:19:50Hi.
00:19:52Hi.
00:19:57History World.
00:19:58You're mine, Lois.
00:20:07Remember that.
00:20:28Damn it.
00:20:48I figured you'd be hungry.
00:20:49What do you want, Clark?
00:20:52Lois, I want you to move in with me.
00:20:56Really? You think that'd be a good idea?
00:20:59You're everything between us.
00:21:00I know, I know.
00:21:01But I'm not asking for a serious relationship, okay?
00:21:04Just something simpler.
00:21:06No strings attached, just us.
00:21:08That's insane.
00:21:09Lois, you owe me.
00:21:11After everything we've been through?
00:21:13But I didn't...
00:21:14Is Bonnie's couch really that comfortable?
00:21:18What about the paparazzi?
00:21:19Won't they come sniffing around your place?
00:21:22I'm under the radar here.
00:21:23I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:25No one knows who I am.
00:21:28I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:32No one knows who I am.
00:21:35What about the paparazzi I'm sniffing around your place?
00:21:38I'm under the radar here, okay?
00:21:40I moved in for that exact reason.
00:21:42No one knows who I am here.
00:21:43All right, fine.
00:21:46Look, I'll move in with you, but only temporarily.
00:21:49And...
00:21:49You know, if people found out about us, it could ruin your career.
00:21:55You know what?
00:21:56You're right.
00:21:57I'll just give up this whole celebrity thing now, and, uh...
00:22:00I'm just gonna call Barney, in fact, and...
00:22:03Clark, stop!
00:22:04Be serious.
00:22:05I thought you wanted me to put our relationship ahead of my fame.
00:22:08That's not what I meant, and you know it.
00:22:11Look, I just...
00:22:12I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:17I get it.
00:22:19Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:20I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:30I don't want to be the reason you lose everything that you worked so hard for.
00:22:34I get it.
00:22:36Loud and clear, baby.
00:22:39I just have one more question, just for fun.
00:22:43What if I did want you back?
00:22:45I'm not in the mood for games.
00:22:46I need an answer, Lois.
00:22:48Fine.
00:22:48I'll...
00:22:50I'll take you back the day you win an Oscar.
00:22:54Happy now?
00:22:56Challenge accepted.
00:23:00Let me drive you to work at least.
00:23:02No, it's fine.
00:23:03I'll get a new work.
00:23:18Lois, what the hell are you doing here?
00:23:28Jim?
00:23:29None of your business.
00:23:30Get lost.
00:23:30I saw you leave in that guy's house.
00:23:32What, are you shocking out with some random guy now?
00:23:34I'm staying with a friend, you idiot.
00:23:36Remember, after you so kindly kicked me out?
00:23:39Right.
00:23:40A friend.
00:23:41Once a cheater, always a cheater, Lois.
00:23:43You've got some nerve at this meeting of cheating, you lying sack of shit.
00:23:47You know what?
00:23:47You're just so desperate to fight anyone who'd fake like your performance.
00:23:51Shut the fuck up, Lois.
00:23:52You okay?
00:24:14You okay?
00:24:19Sir, please step away.
00:24:31Get the fuck.
00:24:32Who the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:33Walk away.
00:24:33Get out of my way.
00:24:40You son of a bitch.
00:24:41Hey, watch it, you clumsy idiot.
00:24:43Now look what you made me do.
00:24:44Me, you're the one who...
00:24:45What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:45Walk away.
00:24:46Get out of my way.
00:24:49Ah, damn it!
00:24:58Ah, okay.
00:25:00So that's a new sugar daddy, Lois.
00:25:12Hey, Sin.
00:25:14I really appreciate you having my back out there.
00:25:17No problem.
00:25:18I mean, it's not like you left me for a loser or anything like that.
00:25:25Oh, wait.
00:25:27Really, Clark?
00:25:28You're gonna throw this in my face right now?
00:25:30Lois, I'm just saying.
00:25:31You made your choice, and this happened.
00:25:34You know what?
00:25:34I don't need this.
00:25:36Pull over, please.
00:25:39I'm getting out.
00:25:40Mr. Cavill, why would you say something like that if it's obvious you still love her?
00:25:58Follow her.
00:25:59Make sure she gets to the office safely.
00:26:01It's me.
00:26:05It's me.
00:26:06I need you to look into Jim Kirby.
00:26:08I need to know contacts, movements, everything.
00:26:11No stone left unturned.
00:26:12Well, well, well.
00:26:21Look who finally decided to show up.
00:26:24I've got a special assignment for you, Lois.
00:26:26What is it this time?
00:26:27You're going to be interviewing that smoking hot new singer, Jace Hawthorne.
00:26:32Oh, and it's live.
00:26:35Live?
00:26:36Well, look, I'm gonna need some time to prepare.
00:26:38No time.
00:26:39Here's the list.
00:26:40Live in five.
00:26:42Don't screw this up.
00:26:44Good morning, everyone.
00:27:01I'm Lois Kane, and today we're joined by singing sensation Jace Hawthorne.
00:27:06It's great to be here.
00:27:07Adjust the camera, Lois.
00:27:08I need a better angle on Jace.
00:27:10A little lower.
00:27:14Ha.
00:27:17This is perfect, girl.
00:27:30Stella, are you serious?
00:27:31I can't ask him these.
00:27:33They're so inappropriate.
00:27:34That's the list Jace approved.
00:27:36So get the fuck on with it,
00:27:38unless you want to get fired or blacklisted from every media outlet in this city.
00:27:44So, Jace,
00:27:45rumors are spreading that your last album tanked because you were
00:27:49sleeping around and partying too much.
00:27:52Care to comment?
00:27:54What the hell did you just say?
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58You got a major problem.
00:28:02You need to see us now.
00:28:09Did you know about this?
00:28:10Was this your plan all alone to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:21You got a major problem.
00:28:22You need to see us now.
00:28:23Did you know about this?
00:28:31Was this your plan all alone to humiliate me on live TV for ratings?
00:28:36No, I would-
00:28:36Save it.
00:28:37We all saw you messing with that camera.
00:28:39This is slander.
00:28:40No, Stella, please tell me.
00:28:42It wasn't my idea.
00:28:44Grab her.
00:28:45No.
00:28:45You're not going anywhere until I get my answers.
00:28:47No, please let me explain.
00:28:49Don't touch her.
00:29:08Don't touch her.
00:29:09Chase, we're leaving now.
00:29:27Oh, are you all right?
00:29:36Let's go.
00:29:37Sit down.
00:29:50You're okay.
00:29:51Here.
00:29:54Okay, I'll be right back.
00:29:55All right.
00:29:56What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:30:11What the hell were you thinking pulling a stunt like that?
00:30:14Mr. Cavill, I swear it was a mistake.
00:30:16My assistant must have given her the wrong list.
00:30:19You're fired.
00:30:21Grab your things and go.
00:30:22Please, sir, I can't lose this job.
00:30:25My mom's in the hospital.
00:30:26That's not my problem.
00:30:27Get out.
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29No, it wasn't her fault.
00:30:31Please, just give her another chance.
00:30:37All right.
00:30:38But if anything like this happens again, you're both out.
00:30:41Understood?
00:30:43Okay, go.
00:30:44Um, thanks again.
00:30:54Lois, you need to be more careful.
00:30:58You're way too trusting.
00:30:59That could get you into some trouble.
00:31:00Really?
00:31:01That's what you're going with right now?
00:31:03Look, I don't need another lecture.
00:31:04I don't need another lecture.
00:31:06Cause I know how it is walking down the door when I leave.
00:31:11It's the same stupid metaphor.
00:31:14I don't love you.
00:31:18I see it cause I'm warning.
00:31:21I feel it cause I'm falling.
00:31:23And I know it's the same thing and different for me.
00:31:27It's the same thing and face when I need it more.
00:31:30I know how it is walking down the door when I leave.
00:31:43It's the same stupid metaphor.
00:31:45I don't love you the same.
00:31:48Now we keep it's gonna be this fine.
00:31:53All right, listen up everyone.
00:31:54I've got an exciting opportunity to announce.
00:31:57Mr. Clark Cabille will be filming a new documentary.
00:31:59And he needs one of our journalists to shadow him.
00:32:03Documenting every moment.
00:32:04The chosen journalist will live in Clark's house.
00:32:07And work alongside him 24-7 until the documentary is completed.
00:32:12Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:17The closer I keep you, the less chance you know I'm getting hurt on this night.
00:32:24Afterward, they'll write an exclusive piece on the entire experience.
00:32:28I'll do it, Mr. Cabille.
00:32:30I'm the perfect choice for this project.
00:32:33Actually, I've already made my decision.
00:32:37Lois.
00:32:38I want you to be part of this project.
00:32:44Mr. Cabille.
00:32:45Lois' background is in finance.
00:32:48I have far more experience.
00:32:50My decision is final, Stella.
00:32:52Miss Cade.
00:32:56What did you say?
00:33:00Clark, I know you're trying to protect me, but do you really think it's a good idea?
00:33:04I mean, after...
00:33:05Yeah, I do.
00:33:07So, Lois, what's it going to be?
00:33:09The more time we spend together, the closer Clark might get to the truth about why I broke up with him.
00:33:14It could destroy his friendship with Barney.
00:33:18I...
00:33:18I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but...
00:33:21I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:30I...
00:33:31I appreciate the offer, Mr. Cabille, but...
00:33:33I don't believe I'm the right fit for this project.
00:33:36Lois.
00:33:37If you don't take this opportunity, I will hand it to your competition on a silver platter.
00:33:42Lois!
00:33:43If you pass up this opportunity, I will have no choice but to let you go.
00:33:48Don't.
00:33:49We cannot afford to use this opportunity.
00:33:55Alright.
00:33:57I'll do it.
00:33:59First the storage room incident, then last night.
00:34:03There's definitely something going on between us two.
00:34:06Alright, everyone.
00:34:07Back to work.
00:34:10Jim.
00:34:11It's me.
00:34:13I need a favor.
00:34:15Get your paparazzi buddies to keep a close eye on Clark Cabille.
00:34:19I think there's a juicy story brewing.
00:34:30So, about tonight's awards ceremony?
00:34:34What about it?
00:34:35You're coming with me.
00:34:38That's part of my career.
00:34:40Clark, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:34:41My team will help you get ready.
00:34:44It's all part of the documentary room.
00:34:47Ladies, she's all yours.
00:34:49So, Spill It, what's going on between you and Mr. Cabille?
00:35:06Oh, um, no, we're just colleagues.
00:35:10Sure.
00:35:12Colleagues.
00:35:13Got it.
00:35:16You know, it's kind of sad.
00:35:18I heard he's still hung up on his ex.
00:35:20Heard him once totally wasted swearing he was going to make a big to win her back.
00:35:24He was a mess.
00:35:24After all this time, he's still...
00:35:28You know, he's still...
00:35:31I'm still...
00:35:33I'm still...
00:35:35I'm still...
00:35:36I'm still...
00:35:38I'm still...
00:35:38You look good.
00:36:04And you look stunning, as always.
00:36:06You're ready to go.
00:36:10Actually, Clark, there's something I need to tell you.
00:36:14I've been thinking a lot about it, and I think I might want to, too.
00:36:17There's my favorite power couple.
00:36:20It's okay.
00:36:23I can't do this.
00:36:25It would crush him if he found out the truth about our breakup.
00:36:36I think I'm looking for the sauce, I got the recipe.
00:36:38Slag yourself here, she's a mother.
00:36:40It's all sweet, young man.
00:36:41It's my problem, I feel no plan needed.
00:36:44My presence, it rain in the world, I swear God's breaking shit.
00:36:47How'd you manage to snake an invite to this shit, Nick Lewis?
00:36:52What, did you, uh, land yourself a sugar daddy?
00:36:57Seriously, Jim?
00:36:58You're one to talk about shameless behavior.
00:37:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:37:02I don't know, maybe the fact that you couldn't keep it in your pants while we were married?
00:37:07Did you cheat on your ex-wife?
00:37:09No, that's...
00:37:10Mr. Kirby, is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:11No, that's not what's going on.
00:37:13Miss Kane, can you elaborate on these allegations?
00:37:24Is it true you cheated on your ex-wife?
00:37:26No, no, that's not what...
00:37:27Miss Kane, can you explain it in these, uh, allegations?
00:37:29Okay, okay, you guys.
00:37:30Do you want the real scoop here?
00:37:31How about the fact that Little Miss Perfect has been cozying up with some married film industry bigwig?
00:37:36What?
00:37:37That's absurd!
00:37:38Miss Kane, is this true?
00:37:40Who is the mystery guy?
00:37:42How long has this affair been happening?
00:37:44He's lying.
00:37:46It's clearly an attempt to deflect his own infidelity.
00:37:48Okay, Lois, is that so...
00:37:51Why the proof?
00:37:52I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:37:55Here's the proof, everyone.
00:37:57Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:37:59Lois.
00:38:00She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:04Oh, God.
00:38:05What if it's Clark?
00:38:09I have proof.
00:38:10I got a photo of the two lovers caught in the act.
00:38:13Here's the proof, everyone.
00:38:15Here's the married bigwig that's cozying up with...
00:38:18Lois.
00:38:18She's been sneaking around with this geezer ever since we've been married.
00:38:25That's a driver, you idiot.
00:38:27He was driving me to work.
00:38:28Stop lying, Lois.
00:38:33Okay?
00:38:34I saw you leave his house.
00:38:35I saw you leave his house.
00:38:35He's on me.
00:38:43Back off.
00:38:46That's enough.
00:38:48I'm the one you're looking for.
00:38:49I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:38:51Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:38:59That's enough.
00:39:00I'm the one you're looking for.
00:39:01I'm the bigwig in question here.
00:39:03Mr. Cavill, can you tell us about your relationship with Miss Kane?
00:39:07Yes.
00:39:12Lois and I go way back when we're classmates to college.
00:39:16She's an incredibly talented journalist, and that is why when I started making my documentary,
00:39:20I knew I needed someone with her skill set to capture the essence of my project.
00:39:24Is that the reason why she's been seen with you a lot lately?
00:39:27Yes.
00:39:27She's currently writing an exclusive article about the making and the progress of the documentary.
00:39:36Mr. Kirby?
00:39:37Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:47Mr. Kirby?
00:39:50Do you have an issue of who I work with?
00:39:54Look, Mr. Cavill, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding here, okay?
00:40:00You know how it is with exes.
00:40:01Things get heated.
00:40:03Is that so?
00:40:05But anyways, I want to talk with you about something.
00:40:08My company and your movie.
00:40:10I want to work with you.
00:40:11Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:17Okay, what are you talking about?
00:40:18Listen to me very closely.
00:40:18I want to make something crystal clear for you.
00:40:22I will never do business with your company.
00:40:24You got that?
00:40:27Not now, and not ever.
00:40:29I will never do business with your company.
00:40:30I will never do business with your company.
00:40:33I will never do business with your company.
00:40:42I will never do business with your company.
00:40:46I will never do business with your company.
00:40:55I will never do business with your company.
00:40:59I will never do business with your company.
00:41:02I will never do business with your company.
00:41:03You will never do business with your company.
00:41:05so that's how it is huh clark fucking cavill get your paparazzi buddies to keep it close
00:41:14i am clark cavill i think there's a juicy story right there they must have some sort
00:41:21of arrangement that's the only explanation
00:41:23find out where clark cavill's dressing is now understood mr cavill
00:41:35you okay clark if you weren't back there i don't know what i would have done
00:41:48thank you i meant what i said lois i'll never let anyone hurt you
00:41:54was it always like that with jim to control the humiliation
00:42:01it was worse than anyone knew actually the constant cheating and the mind games and then
00:42:12sometimes when he would get really mad he would just
00:42:14he hit you
00:42:17lois that will never happen again i swear as long as i'm with you no one will lay a hand on you
00:42:27i don't know what i mean
00:42:34i don't mind the pain and i like to feel the shame of that
00:42:40i don't mind the pain and i like to feel the shame of that
00:42:46i don't mind the pain and i like to feel the shame of that
00:42:53go down go down
00:42:56one second
00:43:01mr cavill may need to touch up here
00:43:03oh oh now's not a good time it's okay
00:43:05nonsense can't have that handsome face looking shiny on camera
00:43:07really don't need to just hold still this will only take a second
00:43:14action
00:43:18action
00:43:39there you go mr cavill perfect as always
00:43:41yes
00:43:42thank you
00:43:43um would you mind giving me a moment
00:43:48yeah
00:43:50okay that was
00:43:52you okay
00:43:53yeah
00:43:54yeah i'm okay that was close
00:43:55yeah that was close
00:43:56wow i miss this
00:44:00being with you
00:44:02me too
00:44:03you know i really couldn't stop thinking about you
00:44:06stop thinking about you
00:44:25hey clark hurry up the show's about to start
00:44:31i'm sorry i gotta get you out
00:44:32i'll be fine
00:44:33go knock him down
00:44:34good luck
00:44:38i thought you might want to watch the show from here
00:44:39yeah that would be awesome
00:44:40listen lewis
00:44:42i need to get something off my chest
00:44:44i'm sorry
00:44:45for what i did back then
00:44:47convincing you to break up with clark
00:44:48these
00:45:02oh
00:45:03also
00:45:04we don't have to do not
00:45:05please
00:45:06let me finish
00:45:08i thought i was doing what was best for clark's career
00:45:10i never realized how much i was hurting both of you
00:45:11Clark's career, I never realized how much I was hurting both of you.
00:45:15Yeah, but look at him now.
00:45:18Seemed to all work out in the end.
00:45:20Maybe career-wise, but Lois, I've never seen him as happy as he was with you.
00:45:28I know it's not my place, but you and Clark, you're meant to be together.
00:45:32Yeah, but Barney, if he finds out the truth about our breakup, I mean, what will it do
00:45:49to your friendship?
00:45:50You're like a brother to him.
00:45:52And that's exactly why you should tell him.
00:45:54He deserves the truth, and you both deserve to be happy.
00:45:58There were so many nights, he'd get drunk and just call out your name over and over.
00:46:07And during the toughest times in his career, he'd always, he'd always say, I'm going to
00:46:13make it big for her, for Lois.
00:46:17You were his motivation, though, even when you weren't there.
00:46:20Okay, Barney.
00:46:22Okay, you're right.
00:46:24Look, after the ceremony, I'm going to tell him, I'm going to tell him, and no more running,
00:46:28it, no more hiding.
00:46:29Thank you, Lois, for fixing the mistake that I made.
00:46:50And the award for best actor goes to Clark Hodel.
00:46:55Wow, this is, this is incredible.
00:47:04Thank you all so much.
00:47:06I actually want to dedicate this award to someone, someone very special to me.
00:47:15Oh my God!
00:47:17What the hell?
00:47:18What is...
00:47:19How long have you been seeing Moe's cane?
00:47:44Is this why you turned down his business office?
00:47:49Because of your history with his ex-wife?
00:47:55Okay.
00:47:57Lois and I fell in love in high school, and we stayed together through college.
00:48:00I was a struggling actor back then, and Lois worked two jobs to support me, to support my
00:48:06dream.
00:48:06She believed in me, even when I didn't believe in myself.
00:48:11Lois is the love of my life.
00:48:16So, why did you break up?
00:48:26So, why did you break up?
00:48:27Lois and I broke up due to misunderstanding.
00:48:29I thought that she left me for a wealthy man, but it turns out I was wrong.
00:48:37My mistake was I didn't fight for her.
00:48:40I should have fought for her.
00:48:41For us.
00:48:43Oh God, he never believed I would choose money over him.
00:48:47Lois, if you're watching this, I love you.
00:48:50I never stopped.
00:48:52Will you take me back?
00:48:52Well, folks, if Lois agrees, she should come up here and give Clark a big old kiss.
00:49:00Don't you?
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:04What are you waiting for?
00:49:06Go get your man.
00:49:17To true love.
00:49:22Oh, sweet dreams, Barney.
00:49:50Clark.
00:49:52Clark.
00:49:52It's Lois.
00:49:53Barney?
00:49:54What?
00:49:54Barney, what happened?
00:49:55Where's Lois?
00:49:56I think, I think she's been kidnapped.
00:49:59What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Someone dropped me at when I woke up.
00:50:10What?
00:50:23what find the security footage now sir you caught her trying to sneak out the back
00:50:46she had this Stella Stella what the hell where is Jim where'd he take Lois I have no idea what you're
00:51:09talking about cut the crap Stella I know you Jim's little side piece start talking
00:51:14oh please how do you know she didn't run off with Jim willingly think about it Clark her ex-husband
00:51:24whisks her away sounds like they're after your cash if you ask me face it she chose Jim over you
00:51:35she doesn't love you stop lying to yourself
00:51:40she doesn't love you stop lying to yourself
00:51:51I doubted Lois once I let my pride and insecurities get in the way I lost her because of it I will not
00:52:03let that happen again just because of it I will not let that happen again I'm choosing to believe
00:52:22in her I will not let you stand in the way or anything can you believe this guy Lois it's
00:52:27actually doubling down on this bullshit Lois if you're watching this I love you I always have
00:52:35and I always will I will find you I love you too Clark Lois if you're watching this I love you I always
00:52:47have and I always will I will find you I can't believe him I thought for sure he would think that
00:52:53you'd run off on him again you're wrong about Clark and you're wrong about me I'll never leave Clark
00:52:59again well if I can't settle for destroying your fairy tale little ending Lois then I guess I'll just have to settle for
00:53:06what are you wearing you what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing
00:53:11get out of me I'm not your puppy stop it you're gonna regret that
00:53:36Stella, this is your last chance.
00:53:49Where is Lois?
00:53:53If you don't tell me right now, I swear,
00:53:55I will never let you work in this industry again.
00:53:59You.
00:54:01Stella, I get it.
00:54:04You think you love Jim.
00:54:05But he's just using you, just like he did with Lois.
00:54:17Sunset Hotel, room 237.
00:54:35I can see how your precious little clerk likes you now.
00:54:47Lois.
00:54:48Lois.
00:54:50You okay?
00:54:52Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53This isn't over.
00:54:57Lois.
00:54:57Come on, we go.
00:55:24Hey, beautiful.
00:55:24Clark?
00:55:27Lois.
00:55:29There's something you need to know.
00:55:31Last night, the doctors came and they ran some tests on you while you were unconscious,
00:55:35and it turns out that you're pregnant.
00:55:43I'm pregnant?
00:55:44I'm pregnant?
00:55:48I'm pregnant?
00:55:50Oh.
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:53Yeah.
00:55:53I'm pregnant.
00:56:00After all these years,
00:56:02I have a question for you.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:06Will you take me back?
00:56:08For good?
00:56:08Yes.
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:12Yes, of course, Clark.
00:56:14Of course.
00:56:17Well, then I have one more question.
00:56:19Anything.
00:56:21Lois came.
00:56:24Will you marry me?
00:56:29Yes.
00:56:30Clark, a thousand times yes.
00:56:31Of course.
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:56:35It's beautiful.
00:56:37I love it.
00:56:51Look, please.
00:56:52Please try to understand.
00:56:54Barney was only doing what he thought was good for your career, okay?
00:56:56He was...
00:56:57He never meant to hurt us.
00:56:58I'm gonna need a best man, by the way.
00:57:06You in?
00:57:06Clark, you made my favorite.
00:57:30Just like in college.
00:57:32I remember every detail, baby.
00:57:36Breaking news in the entertainment world.
00:57:43Clark Cerville has just been nominated for an Oscar.
00:57:46Oh, my God.
00:57:48Oh, my God.
00:57:49Congratulations, babe.
00:57:51In other news,
00:57:52sources close to Cerville have made shocking allegations
00:57:56about his rekindled romance with Lois Kane.
00:58:00What the hell?
00:58:01Mr. Cabell, how do you respond to the allegations that Ms. Kane is only with you for your money?
00:58:25Those allegations are completely false, if I may.
00:58:35I have to set the record straight.
00:58:37Years ago, when Clark was starting out, I convinced Lois to break up with him.
00:58:43I thought I was doing what was best for Clark's career.
00:58:46So Lois pretended to fall for a rich man to make Clark let her go.
00:58:54But the truth is, Lois did this out of love.
00:58:59She sacrificed her own happiness for Clark's success.
00:59:06I've witnessed their love since high school.
00:59:10Please stop these hurtful rumors.
00:59:13Let them be happy together.
00:59:16They deserve it.
00:59:17Nobody!
00:59:17Nobody!
00:59:17Nobody!
00:59:19Nobody!
00:59:20Nobody!
00:59:21Nobody!
00:59:22Nobody!
00:59:23Nobody!
00:59:24Nobody!
00:59:25Nobody!
00:59:26Nobody!
00:59:27Jim?
00:59:28Jim, please.
00:59:29Let's talk about this, okay?
00:59:30No, Lois.
00:59:31There's nothing to talk about.
00:59:32This man, he's...
00:59:33He's ruined everything.
00:59:34Listen, listen.
00:59:35Look, I hear you.
00:59:37Jim, this is not the way.
00:59:39Why don't we just discuss what you want?
00:59:42I want you to work with me in my next movie.
00:59:45Close.
00:59:48Okay, you want to work with me?
00:59:50Let's make it official.
00:59:52I've got a contract right here.
00:59:55If you sign it,
00:59:57we've got a deal.
01:00:07Freeze!
01:00:15And the Oscar goes to...
01:00:20Clark Cavill!
01:00:21Thank you so much.
01:00:22Wow.
01:00:23Wow.
01:00:24Thank you, everybody, so much, truly.
01:00:26I am very honored and humbled to receive such astounding recognition today.
01:00:30This is truly an experience of a lifetime, and it means a lot to me.
01:00:34But none of this would have been possible without one thing, and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:00:41And that person...
01:00:42And that person...
01:00:43And that person...
01:00:44Is my wife, Lois.
01:00:46Lois.
01:00:47Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:00:49And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:00:51And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:55I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:00:57And I'll be doing something about one thing, and that is the unwavering support of someone very special to me.
01:01:00And that person...
01:01:02And that person is my wife, Lois.
01:01:05Lois, you have been my rock, my inspiration, my everything.
01:01:11And on top of this, I also have one more announcement to make tonight.
01:01:16And that is that, as of today, I'll be officially retiring from acting.
01:01:22And I've decided to move into producing in order to spend more time with my loved ones, my family, and overall focus on the next chapter of my life.
01:01:32That also includes supporting my wife in her new career as a best-selling author.
01:01:39Thank you, everyone, again.
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