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90 Day Pillow Talk Season 31 Episode 12
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00:00OK, amor.
00:01Open your mouth.
00:02Open your big mouth.
00:03Ah.
00:05That was in your mouth.
00:07You can't do that.
00:08All right, my turn.
00:12Oh, we're amateuring this.
00:14It's amateur.
00:15You got to throw it up in the air.
00:18Yeah!
00:20There we go.
00:20I have to.
00:22All right, amor, I'm ready.
00:25Oh!
00:28Come on!
00:30Another week in Arizona.
00:34Another week of Happily Ever After.
00:37It's time for our show, baby.
00:39Happily Ever After, baby.
00:40The baby's going to be cute because he's going to look like me.
00:46Huh.
00:47Maybe it has some of your features.
00:50Maybe it has your big eyes or something.
00:53Well, none of the features you're seeing, Matt,
00:55are actually hers, except those ears.
00:58We already know the booty, the boobs, the teeth, the lips.
01:02Is that nose even yours?
01:04I think it's time for the whorel.
01:06Yeah.
01:07I love whorel dancing.
01:08I love whorel dancing.
01:10Three, one, two.
01:12Here, hold this.
01:13Two, three, one.
01:14I sneezed in that napkin.
01:15Ew.
01:16What the ?
01:18You can't just leave without telling your part.
01:20I want to hear what you want to do.
01:21What you want to do.
01:22I don't know.
01:23When you figure out, call me and come back to me.
01:26Done.
01:27I'm doing everything for you, and you
01:29doesn't do anything for me.
01:31He hasn't done anything for you, and she's
01:33done everything for him?
01:34Julia.
01:35What?
01:36I just know also the sound of her walking away.
01:39It's .
01:48Lon, get in here.
01:49Happily Ever After is starting.
01:52OK.
01:53I have something for you.
01:54OK.
01:55It's a promise ring.
01:56Wow.
01:57I want to promise to you that we would only pick each other
02:00over men forever.
02:01Oh.
02:02And it's only a little bit smaller than your real one.
02:04Oh.
02:07Get your big legs out of here.
02:09My big...
02:10Oh, sorry.
02:11You look like a praying mantis.
02:13Put your leg and it's like a...
02:14We...
02:15You put your leg and it's up to your...
02:17When you put your leg like this, it's up to your head.
02:19Your legs are as long as the couch.
02:21Oh.
02:22Put your foot up.
02:24Huh?
02:25Like this.
02:26Like straight.
02:27Like mine.
02:28Yeah.
02:29Look at that thing.
02:30You know your legs is bigger than mine.
02:31Come on.
02:32No, you have long legs.
02:33No.
02:34OK.
02:35I will say, I mean, I've had a good time hanging out this week.
02:37You're always welcome.
02:38I think I want to have a party.
02:39I want to bring all the 90 day people here.
02:42All of them.
02:44Who's on the guest list?
02:46I gotta approve this guest list.
02:48First person, obviously we're inviting Natalie.
02:50Oh, what the hell?
02:51First person?
02:52That I think will be the catalyst to how cool you can be.
02:56Like just trust me.
02:57Just trust me on this.
02:58First person?
02:59Just trust me on this.
03:00Wow.
03:01I would never steer you wrong.
03:02Wow.
03:03OK.
03:04Well, make sure Sophie's coming too.
03:06No.
03:07Woo.
03:08Happy Ever After.
03:09And it's going down tonight.
03:11Yeah.
03:12And welcome just being mad to Florida State.
03:15No, no, no, no, no, you don't.
03:17Don't come here.
03:18There's too much people here already.
03:19Stay in Michigan.
03:20Where is cold?
03:21Everybody want to be in the shiny state.
03:24Sunshine state.
03:25Not the shiny.
03:26It's shiny for me.
03:27It's called Sunshine.
03:28So let's wash.
03:35Oh, we're back in Europe.
03:36I can tell how it looks.
03:38Like it needs lotion.
03:41In every big celebration, in every big Bulgarian holiday,
03:45everybody get together to dance horror.
03:48I love horror dancing.
03:49I love horror dancing.
03:51I'm like, hell no, I ain't ready to do no horror dancing.
03:54Like, how you dance to horror?
04:00If you know how to dance horror,
04:01that's going to be a very good impression to all my family.
04:04Wow.
04:05Sure.
04:06She knows how to dance horror.
04:07No.
04:08How are you going to impress my family to my country?
04:10Dance with my chat.
04:11I bring salveza.
04:13And bring a stripper for your dad.
04:15Right.
04:17Three, two, two, three, three.
04:20Hey, hey.
04:21Nice meeting.
04:23We made it to Bulgaria.
04:24Ooh, there we go.
04:27Stacy and Florian are here.
04:29The fun has arrived.
04:31Just when you thought one was enough,
04:33we got two silvers in Bulgaria.
04:35It hurts.
04:36Ooh.
04:37We're wearing the same outfit.
04:38Look at Snatch.
04:39Winning is winning.
04:40Do you think they really just accidentally show up
04:42looking the exact same?
04:44Or do they call ahead to time?
04:45I mean, you know.
04:46You know.
04:47Maybe their minds think alike.
04:49They're like, yo, everybody looks at us.
04:51We're twins.
04:52We have that twin power.
04:53We got to keep showing up as twins.
04:54It's twin power.
04:55Twin power.
04:56Like a text message.
04:57I'm going to wear all black today.
05:00Yes.
05:01Yes.
05:02Up.
05:03Up.
05:04Up.
05:05Le.
05:06Oh.
05:07That's fun.
05:08Oh, no, it looks like you do it like this,
05:10and the snake, the snake comes out the basket.
05:14This is Darcy and Corgi.
05:16Hi there.
05:17B and G in the house.
05:18This, I could do.
05:19Easy.
05:20You couldn't even walk down the steps when we did Grease.
05:22Oh, I could walk down the steps.
05:23I mean, this dance is so easy to learn.
05:24It's just .
05:25Oh, you think it's easy?
05:26All right, well, show me.
05:27Yeah, .
05:28Come on.
05:29Let's go.
05:30Okay, let's go.
05:31You think you can do the oral?
05:32Yeah, I mean, I think I can do better than you can.
05:33I'm sure it's something like go and ho.
05:34Go and ho.
05:35No, no.
05:36Come on.
05:37Watch the dance.
05:38You can do the oral?
05:39Yeah, I mean, I think I can do better than you can.
05:41Toes out.
05:42We gotta go toes out.
05:43Go and ho.
05:44Go and ho.
05:45No, no.
05:46Come on.
05:47Watch the dance.
05:48Okay.
05:50Don't be making up moves.
05:51One, two.
05:57Yeah, I don't like this dance.
05:58It's fun.
06:05It's one, two.
06:07It was one, two.
06:09One, two.
06:10One.
06:11Was it the same way?
06:13Yeah, you gotta move on the same way.
06:15It's like Bulgarian line dancing.
06:17We need to stick to the bad boys dance.
06:22Sorry, Bulgaria.
06:23We'll stick with the bad boys.
06:25We gonna stick to the bad boys type dances.
06:28That's right.
06:29That's right.
06:30I'm really excited for this anniversary party tomorrow.
06:33And I wanna party.
06:36Go Georgie.
06:38The ribbon dancing.
06:39I've never seen Georgie do it.
06:41What the hell is Georgie doing?
06:42What the hell is Georgie doing?
06:44It's with the napkin.
06:46What the they doing?
06:47That's no horrible dance at all.
06:50Horrible dance.
06:51How you call it the horrible dance?
06:53That's the horror dance.
06:54It's called the horror dance.
06:55You call it the horrible dance.
06:57Wow.
06:58Brown.
06:59Brown of us.
07:00We did get.
07:01Hopefully tomorrow everything will be perfect and great.
07:05It'll be great.
07:07That was cute.
07:08Who didn't thunk?
07:10Even Florian.
07:11I'm shocked that he was on beat.
07:13They got some moves.
07:14Okay, let me do some horror dance for you.
07:17Stay straight.
07:21That's my horror dance.
07:23Here it is.
07:31Where are we?
07:32Beach?
07:33Oh, looks like...
07:35Florida.
07:36Please give me the tan lotion to put on the baby.
07:42Whoa.
07:43Her little bump.
07:45That belly.
07:46Let that belly out.
07:47It is Jasmine.
07:49Jasmine and Matt, I guess now.
07:52I guess that's how we say it.
07:55Welcome to Florida.
07:59Why are you so wet?
08:01Because I'm team Gino.
08:03It's so funny because I can only see until here.
08:06I don't even know if I shave correctly.
08:09I think that you will have to help me next time
08:11because I don't see it.
08:15Mom, are you ever having problems with that?
08:17I do.
08:18I mean, it is.
08:19When the belly's too big, like, you can't really see that there.
08:23I would never trust a man to shave my cooch.
08:28Especially because men always get, like, all the cuts all over their face.
08:31Not trying to happen to me.
08:33So, I brought food, not for you, for the baby.
08:37Ribs.
08:39That's weird to ask if you're going to eat meat, though.
08:43Oh, man.
08:44Look.
08:45He giving her pork ribs in a Ziploc bag.
08:47Who do that?
08:48Who bring ribs to the beef?
08:50Nah.
08:51You bring soda.
08:52You bring juice.
08:53You bring beer.
08:55You bring sandwiches in the bag.
08:57You don't bring no ribs.
09:01Nah.
09:02Any.
09:03Remember, you're American now.
09:04Cut that out.
09:05Try one.
09:06Moth.
09:07Just try one.
09:08I haven't eaten meat, like, in 12 years.
09:09Just try one.
09:11If she hasn't eaten meat in 12 years, there's no way that she eats this rib.
09:16Because that will really mess your stomach up.
09:18She'd be on the beach.
09:20Well, I mean, I can't say that I really don't want to see that.
09:25I don't believe.
09:27I'm not really buying that Jasmine's been a vegan that long.
09:32Yeah, they're good, aren't they?
09:35So good.
09:36Right.
09:40The last time I seen her sucking on something like that, it was Gino's toes.
09:44Yes, sir.
09:45I do remember that.
09:46She's like...
09:50She's like a slob.
09:51Go wash your face in the ocean.
09:53It looks like Jasmine hasn't eaten meat the way she's eaten those ribs for 12 years.
09:57This really happened to me, though.
09:59Remember, I was vegetarian for, like, seven years, and then I got pregnant with Oliver,
10:02and then I was like, I need cheeseburgers.
10:04You were vegan.
10:05I was vegan for a year and a half, and then I was vegetarian for the rest.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:09And then, yeah, I got pregnant and was like, I need meat.
10:12I was vegan for, what, three months when you were?
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15And then I got drunk while camping, and I ate three hot dogs.
10:18Oh.
10:19That was the best of us.
10:20Yeah.
10:23I'm really looking forward to this ultrasound thing.
10:26I want to see if it's going to be a boy or a girl, maybe a boy.
10:30It's going to be nice.
10:32The goal of the ultrasound for me is to see that the baby is healthy, you know?
10:37As concerned, gender of the baby.
10:39You want a boy.
10:40He want a little man.
10:42Look, I wanted a boy, got a girl.
10:45It's awesome.
10:46I mean, the girl dad life, I'm enjoying it.
10:48I mean, it's always really nerve-wracking, like, going to the ultrasound.
10:53I remember when I had my son, I really wanted a boy.
10:56And, like, going in there and then finding out, I have a son.
11:00Like, that was the most great feeling that I've ever had.
11:05Like, oh, my God, like, this is my baby boy.
11:07Same with my daughter.
11:08I wanted a daughter so bad after my son.
11:12That's that Weinstein love.
11:13He got exactly what he wanted.
11:14That's that Weinstein love, I'm saying.
11:16I love having a girl.
11:18I think it was, like, the greatest thing that could have happened to me.
11:20Mm-hmm.
11:21She's smart already.
11:22She's sassy.
11:23I love her so much.
11:24I can't wait to watch her take over the world.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:27I'm in a very difficult situation because my family have no idea who Matt is.
11:34They think I'm still with Gino.
11:36And now they have no idea that I am pregnant because I'm so ashamed.
11:43I mean, Jasmine's making me look good.
11:46I didn't get pregnant from another guy or, you know, hiding from my family.
11:52I just didn't tell my dad that I was going to come here.
11:55To marry me.
11:56To marry her.
11:57Yeah.
11:58No, you look like a saint now.
12:00Who stole toilet paper from the hotel?
12:04Julia.
12:05That's me.
12:07Julia, my kind of girl, stealing from the hotel, boy.
12:11You used to take some free rolls?
12:13Yeah, if I see a toilet paper roll, is that why you counted all the squares?
12:16I never counted all the squares, man.
12:18Annie, the theme to Jasmine and Matt's gender reveal would be from open marriage to baby carriage.
12:30You know how I would do a gender reveal party for them?
12:33I would do a poster with Gino and have, like, pink hair and blue hair.
12:39Like, you take the hat off, if it's blue, it's a boy.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Take the hat off again, it's pink.
12:45It's Gino.
12:46That's the gender reveal.
12:47Yeah, Gino's going to be the grandfather.
12:50Might as well.
12:56Who stole toilet paper from the hotel?
12:59Julia.
13:03That's me.
13:04Is this the coffee from the coffee maker?
13:07No.
13:09What else did you put in here?
13:11Julia, my kind of girl, stealing from the hotel, boy.
13:15This is your family.
13:19It's been a while, but when times are tough.
13:21Oh, yeah?
13:22You're just going to snag whatever's free.
13:24I mean, if it's free, it's free.
13:25You used to take some free rolls?
13:27Yeah, if I see a toilet paper roll.
13:28Is that why you counted all the squares?
13:30I never counted 12 of squares, man.
13:32We just got back from Miami, and I'm just tired of fighting this battle.
13:40She's getting what she wanted from our compromise to bring her parents here, and we did that.
13:45Now I just want the family.
13:48Hey, I did go through couples therapy.
13:51Brandon agreed on his end.
13:54Now it's your turn.
13:55Exactly.
13:56I don't think he's asking too much when they made an agreement.
13:59She should never have agreed to it if she was never going to go through with it.
14:03Technically, she held up her end.
14:05She went to the doctor.
14:07She got the opinion.
14:08She did whatever.
14:09It's just she can't.
14:10She doesn't want to.
14:11Leave her alone.
14:12So, Brandon, I feel like we don't have to need this conversation right now in front of my family because...
14:19They're always around, Julia.
14:20We're going to make a fun time not to.
14:22I mean, I'm going to home very soon, Brandon.
14:24It's a couple days, so let's you and me go somewhere.
14:28I feel like she's just trying to, like, avoid talking about it and hoping that they'll just get through life together,
14:34having never talked about it, if she can just keep on distracting him every time he wants to talk about it.
14:39You should take me on a date.
14:41Yeah, I thought we were past that.
14:44I'm going to say same about sex.
14:46I'm just kidding.
14:48Of course we can go on a date.
14:50Okay.
14:51Take me on a date and we're going to have continuing this conversation.
14:54If you're really trying to change things, you shouldn't look for external things to change.
15:00You change from within.
15:02So for their relationship, they should just stay home and figure it out.
15:06You never take me on a date.
15:08Annie, we already got kids.
15:09You never take me on a date.
15:10We have kids already.
15:11But even before we had kids, you never take me on a date.
15:14We have kids.
15:15I never have to take me on a date.
15:17You what?
15:18Annie, last time we went on a date was when?
15:20Never.
15:21Oh, God damn.
15:22That's some nasty-ass water.
15:23Bitch, he almost got it in his mouth.
15:24And it's high pressure.
15:25This is nice, right?
15:26That's exactly what I told you before.
15:27If you're going to have kids in this moment right now, just thinking how hard this will
15:28be.
15:29It would be so much better.
15:30It would be so much better with kids there.
15:32Having a child's hard and everything she's talking about makes sense, but it doesn't last
15:45forever.
15:46Yeah.
15:47I mean, even now, at least, she's two and a half.
15:48Like, we do a lot of things.
15:49It's way better.
16:06After everything happens, you just need some time for us.
16:09Get away from stress and pressure.
16:12Then we will have a kid's family, and I will be agreed to the surgery.
16:18Now she's like, oh, okay.
16:20Now she changed her mind.
16:22Look at that smile.
16:23Aw.
16:23He looks so happy.
16:26Brandon is a dad.
16:27Like, he's such a dad without the kid.
16:29Like, he's ready.
16:30It's sad to see.
16:32He's ready.
16:32He wants a family.
16:33He's holding that little thing like a baby.
16:35So she's saying, if you take me on a trip, then I'll get the surgery.
16:40Do this and I'll do that.
16:41Like, it's a marriage, not a transaction.
16:45She's panicked about the surgery.
16:47The s*** and her scared.
16:49Nah, I think Julia want to enjoy herself with Brandon a little bit first.
16:54It's all right.
16:56We'll be back in the Sunshine State.
16:58We're always in Florida.
17:00It's a baby.
17:01Oh.
17:03Uh-huh.
17:05Woo.
17:06That's an outfit.
17:08Wow.
17:08But Jasmine's dressing like a little girl.
17:10And her hair like that.
17:12You could tell she's trying to will that girl, though, with all that flower power.
17:16Mm-hmm.
17:17Hey, I'm Gina.
17:18Welcome to Life Imaging.
17:20Jasmine?
17:21Yes, but is that your name?
17:23Yes.
17:24Gina.
17:25Gina.
17:25That's my husband's name.
17:27I mean, Gino.
17:29Oh.
17:29But he's mad.
17:32He's not my husband.
17:32But he's a daddy.
17:33Okay.
17:34Wow, what an awkward introduction.
17:36No, this is not my husband.
17:38This is the one who f***ed me.
17:40Damn, that f***ing make you look good.
17:42Gina's over here like, Jesus, I'm tired of Florida.
17:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:47I think the baby's gonna be cute because he's gonna look like me.
17:52Huh.
17:53Maybe it has some of your features.
17:56Maybe it has your big eyes or something.
17:57Big eyes?
17:58Mm-hmm.
17:59I actually had surgery.
18:01They were not like this.
18:03Well, none of the features you're seeing, Matt, are actually hers.
18:06Except those ears.
18:08Yeah, he doesn't know what his baby's gonna look like.
18:10Yeah.
18:11I didn't even know that you could have surgery to make your eyes bigger.
18:14So if the baby had big eyes, that's not my baby.
18:17Oh, big teeth.
18:18I don't know.
18:20Actually, my teeth are not mine either.
18:23Try again, Matt.
18:24It's like a game.
18:25Guess what facial features are actually Jasmine's?
18:28We already know the booty, the boobs, the teeth, the lips, the eyes.
18:33Is that nose even yours?
18:35Maybe your lips, those aren't real.
18:36Maybe your ears, those aren't real.
18:37Maybe your nose, those aren't real.
18:38The only thing that's real on her is her eyeballs.
18:41Ay.
18:42Right up here.
18:42Ay.
18:43I'm heavy.
18:45So we're gonna find out gender.
18:46Do you wanna know gender today?
18:48Yes, and I'm very excited.
18:49Yeah, good.
18:51He wants a boy.
18:52You want a boy?
18:53Yeah, he's obsessed with having a boy because he's obsessed.
18:56It just sounds like it's a boy.
18:58How does it sound like a boy?
19:01Well, don't you know how men can just hear when it's a boy?
19:04You've heard that before, haven't you?
19:06I think so.
19:07He hears the balls rolling around, maybe, you know.
19:11Did you hear my gender?
19:12Oh, yeah.
19:14It's a next-level male thing that only men can hear.
19:18You're just meeting up.
19:26I want a boy because I only understand who I am.
19:30So when I think of a kid, I always thought, it's gonna be a boy.
19:34You know, we're gonna put cars together.
19:36It's gonna be a bunch of guy stuff.
19:38Don't work like that.
19:39Because you may want to do things, and a kid may not want to do what you want to do.
19:44Like when I had Bryson on a football team, and he wanted to sit there and gossip all day.
19:50He wanted to play cars.
19:51He's talking about playing cars.
19:52You can play cars with your daughter, too.
19:53I play cars with my daughter.
19:55I even play Barbies.
19:57It's definitely different raising boys and girls, too.
20:00Raising boys, you know, like, they can go outside and play.
20:05You know, they can fall down.
20:06They're okay.
20:07Raising a daughter.
20:08It's the end of the world every time anything happens.
20:12What Alicia and I do now, it's the same thing I would do if we had a boy.
20:14We wrestle.
20:15We do jiu-jitsu.
20:17We run.
20:18We work out.
20:19Eat protein.
20:21Make protein shakes.
20:22I hope it's a girl just because he wants a boy.
20:25Me, too.
20:27Okay.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:32Oh, yeah.
20:33Look at how big it is.
20:35It.
20:37She doesn't know what it is yet.
20:38Look how big that is.
20:40Look how big that is.
20:42Oh, look at the heart.
20:45Baby, no.
20:46There's baby's heart beating.
20:50She's so excited.
20:52Yeah, she's happy.
20:53Did you cry when you found out you were having a son?
20:55When you're having a daughter?
20:57No, I didn't really cry.
20:59Like, I was extremely happy both times, but I didn't cry.
21:03You think you're ready for an experience like this?
21:05Well, not ready because I don't have a partner for it, but it's definitely something I've always
21:09wanted.
21:09Are you ready to find out gender?
21:13Oh, yeah.
21:18Uh-oh, here we go.
21:19Oh, boy.
21:21Baby, whatever it is, you're going to love it, right?
21:25Promise.
21:26Yeah.
21:26Mad, please.
21:27Whatever it is, you're going to love the baby.
21:29Yeah.
21:30He looks like he's going to pass out.
21:32Why are you so nervous?
21:33You are like that, too.
21:36So, here's the gender area.
21:41Are you ready?
21:42Girl, girl, girl, girl.
21:44I'm nervous for them.
21:46Oh, my God.
21:47It's a girl and what?
21:48Oh, f**k.
21:49Oh, come on.
21:51We got to wait?
21:52We want to know.
21:53We have to wait.
21:54We want to know what it is.
21:57Bulgarian parties usually is like a water drinks, laugh, enjoy the time.
22:03But I think Darcy enjoyed my family wine a little bit too much.
22:08Wigs starting to get a little rough.
22:09Uh-oh.
22:10Oh, my gosh.
22:11Darcy's going to get f**ked up.
22:13Oh, yeah, she is.
22:14I hope she don't start crying.
22:16I saw this challenge on the internet.
22:19Ooh.
22:19It's a one-bite donut challenge, and you try to fit the whole thing in your mouth at once.
22:24Do you think you could do it?
22:25I'll try.
22:26Ready?
22:27Mm-hmm.
22:31Oh.
22:31It's a good bite.
22:32It's a good bite.
22:33Oh.
22:34It's so hard.
22:40It's so hard.
22:43I almost got it.
22:59Wow.
23:02One step at a time.
23:06Here you go.
23:06Ready, Georgie?
23:13Today is our anniversary celebration with Georgie's family, and I'm really excited.
23:19Dusty and Georgie.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Georgie.
23:23There you go.
23:24Ready?
23:25All right.
23:28Wow.
23:28Wow.
23:29Hey, Stacey looks like it's going to a funeral.
23:32What are you talking about?
23:34Stacey looks like she's going to war.
23:37Looks like an armored vest.
23:40Stacey look nice.
23:41They probably like, who that?
23:42Why Darcy walk in here with another man?
23:45Who that man Darcy with?
23:46Look, look, look.
23:47I should, like, throw the water.
23:51Nice.
23:52So kick it.
23:53Kick it.
23:53Kick it.
23:54Okay.
23:54Together?
23:55No, you.
23:57Harder.
23:59Punch it.
24:00What if you just, like, kick it across the room, just, like, just really go for it?
24:03And there's so many rituals that I don't even know the meaning behind, but it's beautiful.
24:22Hell yeah, I'm going to do that in my house tonight.
24:24I'm going to eat food and throw the dish behind me.
24:28You.
24:29I do love that Darcy's a down-ass bitch for anything.
24:32Yeah.
24:32I don't know what's going on, but I'm participating.
24:36I mean, watching all these couples do anniversary ceremonies or second ceremonies really makes me want to do a second one.
24:42Me too.
24:43Me too.
24:44I was going to say that.
24:49Well, I think it's time for the whorel.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Oh, whorel, whorel, whorel.
24:53Whorel.
24:54Let's dance.
24:58Woo!
25:01Yeah!
25:01Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:05One, two, here, hold this.
25:07One, two, three.
25:07One, two, one, two, three.
25:09I sneezed in that napkin.
25:11Ew.
25:11What the ?
25:12Come on, when we do our wedding in Brazil, I want some traditions.
25:17Oh, yeah.
25:18I want to kick some buckets, sacrifice an animal.
25:21That's part of it.
25:22But I want it to be authentic.
25:25Get your drink.
25:26I did.
25:27You should try to get the drink.
25:29Oh, get your drink.
25:29It's trying to have a...
25:31Yeah, I know.
25:33Yeah, I know.
25:34I want it.
25:34Bulgarian parties, usually just like a watered drinks, laugh, enjoy the time.
25:40But I think Darcy enjoyed my family wine a little bit too much.
25:45Hmm, the wig's starting to get a little rough.
25:47Uh-oh, uh-oh.
25:48Someone get that girl a brush.
25:50Oh, my gosh.
25:51Darcy's going to get up.
25:53Oh, yeah, she is.
25:54I hope she don't start crying.
25:56Georgie, oh, my gosh.
26:01If you only knew, in a good way.
26:07There we go.
26:08I know.
26:09There's...
26:10Hey, I'd rather be me.
26:12There's...
26:13Right, Stace?
26:14Florian?
26:15I'd rather be me.
26:16Go on and be you, Darcy.
26:19Oh, boy.
26:21Darcy is wasted.
26:23Somebody get that bitch some water.
26:26Get her some crackers.
26:28You ready to go?
26:30Yeah.
26:31Yeah.
26:32You're going?
26:34How y'all leaving, though?
26:35It's y'all party.
26:37That's his it on a little bit.
26:40Georgie's like, we are getting the out of here.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Like, yeah, it's definitely the end of the night.
26:46Even Florian knew.
26:47Oh, it's that time?
26:48OK.
26:49Yeah.
26:50They both probably got cues.
26:51Like, they're like, yeah, no.
26:52They got her.
26:53Yeah, let's get them out of here.
26:54I don't feel good.
26:57Oh, no.
26:58Uh-oh.
26:59She's in a barf.
27:00Uh-oh.
27:01She's in a barf.
27:02Don't throw up in there.
27:03Darcy's going to throw up.
27:06Ha!
27:07Ha!
27:08Ha!
27:09Ha!
27:10Ha!
27:11Ha!
27:12Ha!
27:13Ha!
27:14Ha!
27:15Oh, my God.
27:16Almost made me gag looking at that.
27:18That's crazy.
27:19Oh, my God.
27:20Yeah.
27:21Shut the up.
27:22Darcy, you 50 years old.
27:23Come on.
27:24You acting like a rookie right now.
27:25You supposed to be able to handle the alcohol.
27:26The family is in the building right now.
27:27At least they made it out of the building.
27:28Barely.
27:29But they did.
27:30I just think they're pros.
27:31These guys are pros.
27:32Have you ever thrown up from being drunk?
27:33Yes.
27:34Really?
27:35Yeah.
27:36I never have.
27:37Good for you.
27:38So here's the gender area.
27:40Do you see anything sticking out?
27:41Boy or girl?
27:42Do you see a wiener?
27:43Oh, it's a girl.
27:44Oh, yeah?
27:45You x-ray technician now?
27:46I know.
27:47I know.
27:48I know.
27:49I'm a pro.
27:50You're a pro.
27:51You're a pro.
27:52You're a pro.
27:53I'm a pro.
27:54You're a pro.
27:55You're a pro.
27:56You're a pro.
27:57You're a pro.
27:58I'm a pro.
27:59You're a pro.
28:00You're a pro.
28:01I'm a pro.
28:02I'm a pro.
28:03I'm a pro.
28:04I know.
28:05I'm a pro.
28:08It's time for some protein, brother.
28:09We need some protein pick-me-up.
28:11Bro, you did not just come back in here with two eggs.
28:15Yeah, one's for you, one's for me.
28:16It ain't the 80s, bruh.
28:18We don't need to drink one egg.
28:20Look.
28:21They got protein shakes now.
28:22Oh, yeah.
28:23Look at that.
28:24That's good stuff right there, brother.
28:26Well, as they say, down the hatch.
28:30Cheers.
28:32There you go, pal.
28:39Now that is nasty.
28:43Yeah!
28:44Now we're ready for happily ever after.
28:47You feel pumped up?
28:48Mm-mm.
28:49Where we at?
28:50Where we at?
28:51Back to Florida.
28:52Oh.
28:53About to find out the sex of the baby.
28:54Oh.
28:55Here we go.
28:56So, here's the gender area.
28:57Are you ready?
28:58Is it or no?
28:59Boy or girl?
29:01Boy or girl?
29:02Let's see.
29:03Aye, aye, aye.
29:04Let's see.
29:05Do you see anything sticking out?
29:07What are we seeing?
29:08Do you see a wiener?
29:09Oh, it's a girl.
29:10Oh, yeah?
29:11You're an x-ray technician now?
29:12I know.
29:13I know.
29:14I know.
29:15I'm a pro.
29:16No.
29:17There's nothing sticking out there.
29:19It's a girl.
29:20It's a girl?
29:21It's a girl.
29:22Aye!
29:23Woo!
29:24come back to your baby.
29:25Let's see.
29:26Let's see.
29:27Do you see anything sticking out?
29:28Do you see a wiener?
29:29Do you see anything sticking out?
29:30What are we seeing?
29:31Do you see a wiener?
29:32Oh, it's a girl.
29:33Oh, yeah?
29:34You're you x-ray technician now?
29:35I know.
29:36I know.
29:37I'm a pro.
29:38No.
29:39There's nothing sticking out there.
29:42It's a girl.
29:43It's a girl.
29:44Aye.
29:45Woo!
29:47He's coming!
29:48Yay!
29:50No wiener.
29:52It's a lady.
29:54Ugh.
29:58I don't know.
29:59Lord, help me.
30:02I swear it was a boy.
30:03That baby's going to rock your world.
30:05That baby's going to curse you out,
30:07throw all kind of toothbrushes and everything she can at you.
30:11My hair is going to fall out.
30:14He's about to lose all his hair, be stressed out,
30:17lose all his money.
30:19Oh, man.
30:20All these girls are going to have him wrapped around their fingers.
30:23The baby being a girl is just like, whew.
30:26I feel like it's like another little obstacle
30:28that I'm going to have to figure out.
30:31I don't know how to raise a girl, so.
30:34Aye, aye, aye.
30:37Matt is a little bit disappointed.
30:39Just because you have a daughter don't mean everything stops.
30:41It don't.
30:42No, girls are fun too.
30:44And they tell you they love you and they suck you.
30:47I was kind of like Matt.
30:48You know, I wanted a boy.
30:49Yeah.
30:50Once I found out a girl, I wasn't like, complaining about it.
30:53Because at the end of the day, like, we just want to have a healthy baby.
30:55Yeah.
30:56I mean, that's what matters.
30:57This is impossible.
30:59What scares you about having a girl?
31:02Because as my first kid, I don't want it to be a girl.
31:08That's a lot of work.
31:09What?
31:10That's like expert level.
31:11And I want to start out like a rookie, which would be boy.
31:15Don't worry.
31:16Oh, dude.
31:17Babies are the same.
31:18They want whatever you give them.
31:19Give a love.
31:20Everything else is going to come natural.
31:22Babies don't come with books.
31:23I don't want to do a lot of work.
31:24I want to be a dad.
31:25I just want to show up, have everything already done.
31:30Why men are like that?
31:33Like what?
31:34What am I doing?
31:35Like, all men are like that.
31:36They always want to have a boy, a boy, a boy.
31:38the boy.
31:39Men are useless.
31:40Men are a heavy.
31:41Oh, okay.
31:42All right.
31:43Men.
31:44Shh.
31:45Stop cussing.
31:46Yeah.
31:47Shh.
31:48To you, Matt.
31:49We've had to listen to you this whole time, complaining about girls.
31:52Okay.
31:53I'm going to go pee.
31:54All right.
31:55Behave.
31:56And you have some time to reflect.
31:58Oh, yeah, yeah.
31:59Be quiet.
32:00Knock it off.
32:03In that moment, you're just going to have to bite the bullet and accept that you're having
32:06a daughter and not make it about, like, something you can't change.
32:09Step up.
32:10Let her be happy that she's having a daughter.
32:11It is what it is.
32:12Roll with the punches.
32:13Roll with it.
32:14This is the hand you've been dealt, brother.
32:16Yeah, men want a boy because, you know, you want to see a little you, have fun, you know.
32:21But girls is exciting and girls is fun.
32:24So far, being a girl dad is pretty awesome.
32:29But when she becomes a teenager, Jesus Christ, I am scared to death.
32:34Should be a mole.
32:37Yeah.
32:38You guys are a little tense.
32:41Are you guys okay now?
32:42I think we want to go travel again.
32:45Betty is not happy to hear that.
32:47Time out.
32:48You want to travel or Julia want to travel?
32:50Because, Brandon, you want to make baby.
32:53I don't know about you, but I want to get a drink.
32:56Yeah.
32:57All right, I'll make you something.
32:58Okay.
32:59Here we go.
33:00He doesn't have alcohol, right?
33:01No.
33:02No?
33:03Okay.
33:04No, I know you don't drink.
33:05Okay.
33:06Now, this is like a drink that John and I usually have, so I hope you like it.
33:20What is that?
33:24That's horrible.
33:25Why is it so horrible like that?
33:27It's bourbon.
33:28Bourbon?
33:29It's...
33:30No.
33:31You can drink mine.
33:32Let's watch the show.
33:33Yeah, let's get back to the show.
33:34Oh, that's beautiful.
33:37Back on the farm.
33:38We got to go to the farm again.
33:39Well, her farm is pretty.
33:41We are stopped on the farm to say goodbye to Betty in Rome before my parents flew to Russia.
33:47Oh!
33:48There's water!
33:49Easy.
33:50We got some wet socks now.
33:52Uh-huh.
33:53Got some wet socks.
33:54We got some wet socks.
33:56Gross.
33:57Mm-mm.
33:58Wet socks is like my kryptonite, man.
34:01I can't handle that .
34:03Makes me want to throw up, actually.
34:05My parents left Miami early the day after our wedding, so I haven't seen them since we had that big argument at dinner.
34:12You guys are a little tense, so are you guys okay now?
34:16And I think we know what direction we want to go from here on out.
34:20Really?
34:22We really want to reconnect.
34:24And, you know, I think we've just been so wrapped up in just the stress of this or that happening.
34:29I think we need to take a minute and just get away from all of it.
34:33I think we want to go travel again.
34:36Betty is not happy to hear that.
34:38She wanted some baby news.
34:40Mm-hmm.
34:41I'm out.
34:42You want to travel or Julia want to travel?
34:43Because, Brandon, you want to make baby.
34:45I just don't think that after he goes on vacation with Julia that she's going to come back and be like,
34:49OK, I'm ready.
34:50No.
34:51No.
34:52I don't see that happening at all.
34:53It's only going to be more exciting.
34:54Yeah, no.
34:55It's only going to be more exciting.
34:56She's going to be like, this is what I want.
34:57See, Brandon?
34:58This is what I want.
34:59And she's going to be like, I don't want to give this up.
35:00What are you talking about?
35:01I don't know, Mom.
35:02I don't know.
35:03Are you going to be able to afford all that?
35:04I mean, you just got back from vacation.
35:05Can you take another one?
35:06How about your job?
35:07Yeah.
35:08Can you take another week?
35:09But if you can't afford one vacation, you can't afford a baby, so.
35:12Yeah.
35:13I miss my parents being involved in my life, but if they were like Ron and Betty, yuck.
35:20Like, leave me alone.
35:22Reality is you have to come back.
35:24And reality means you have to go back to work.
35:27Reality means you see each other every day and have to deal with each other's problems.
35:31You know, you can't escape that.
35:33That is real life.
35:35If your relationship can't endure that normal lifestyle, why do you think that this magical trip that you're going to take is going to solve all your problems?
35:46It's not.
35:47Man, Ron's spitting that white hair wisdom, man.
35:49Let me tell you.
35:52Yeah.
35:53Preach, Ron.
35:54Preach.
35:55Let those youngsters have it.
35:56Julia's like, we were just trying to say bye.
35:58Yeah.
36:00I mean, they kind of have a point, you know?
36:03I'm making good points too, Brandon.
36:06What is more important for you, me or just good points?
36:09Brandon was doing great until he opened his damn mouth.
36:13Why are you going to side with your parents in front of your wife?
36:17Everybody knows it's not a good idea.
36:19But Julia wants what Julia wants.
36:20This is Julia.
36:21It's all Julia right now.
36:23Come on, Julia.
36:24What you doing?
36:25Get yourself in a good position so that you can maybe go away.
36:27I want to hear what he wants to do.
36:29You can't just leave without telling your partner.
36:30I want to hear what he wants to do.
36:31What you want to do.
36:32I don't know.
36:33This is why she doesn't want to have a baby.
36:35You cannot be indecisive.
36:36End of story.
36:37And be happy.
36:38That's also really annoying that he was telling them, oh, yeah, we're going to do this.
36:43And now he doesn't know.
36:44Yeah.
36:45You knew before you got there.
36:47No, it's like he agrees with her until he's by his parents and then he cowers.
36:51I don't know.
36:52You all disagree with me.
36:54And it's like now Brandon's trying to turn off back.
36:57Because we're older.
36:58We've been there.
36:59We've been in your situation before.
37:00We know how hard it is.
37:01But that is our life.
37:02And he is trying to figure out.
37:03I mean, when you figure out, call me and come back to me.
37:06Done.
37:07I'm doing everything for you.
37:09And he doesn't do anything for me.
37:11He hasn't done anything for you and she's done everything for him?
37:14Julia.
37:15What?
37:16Wow.
37:17Bro, where do you get the audacity to even say that when your parents are standing in the yard?
37:22The audacity.
37:26Let her go.
37:27She'll come to her senses.
37:30I just know also the sound of her walking away.
37:37Pissed off.
37:38Next time on 90 Day Fiance, Happily Ever After.
37:42We're off to the mountain.
37:43Yay.
37:44Jovi and Yara are on the way to the ski trip.
37:46Ooh.
37:47I'm jealous.
37:48I want to come.
37:49I want to go too.
37:50I saw her at her house and she's like, I'm pregnant.
37:56Pregnant?
37:57Oh, Uncle Marco's back.
37:59It's going to be interesting to see what he thinks.
38:02And now that he knows.
38:03Matt has been so ungrateful for this baby girl.
38:08It's disgusting.
38:09You're out of my life.
38:11Oh, .
38:12Matt, look what you did.
38:14I mean, it looks like Matt's already getting the Gino treatment.
38:18Well, dude, that was amazing.
38:21Hey, you got one more night here.
38:22Yeah.
38:23Say we go chill by the pool.
38:24Let's give Jamal a call.
38:25See what he's up to.
38:26All right.
38:27Come on.
38:28That one was crazy.
38:29Yeah.
38:30And next week is going to be even better.
38:31Mm-hmm.
38:32You want another donut?
38:33No.
38:34I want a drink.
38:35Annie, let me tell you this.
38:36This episode was like a roller coaster.
38:37It was a lot of twists and a lot of turns.
38:38Bumps and bruises.
38:39But you know what?
38:40I hope the couples work out because next week, the ski resort is going to be epic.
38:44I want to go drink wine.
38:45It's going to be juicy.
38:46Oh, yeah.
38:47I want some wine.
38:48I always see belly with wine.
38:49You talk a lot.
38:50What's up, baby boy?
38:51What's up, baby boy?
38:52What is?
38:53What's up, baby boy?
38:54What's up, baby boy?
38:56What's up, baby boy?
38:58What's up, baby boy?
38:59Hey, just want to tell you I love you and I miss you, man.
39:03I'll see you soon.
39:04Yeah, Josh loves you and he misses you.
39:06I'm just telling you goodnight.
39:07I miss you.
39:08Yeah, Josh misses you.
39:10Rob, you already told me you didn't miss you.
39:14Yeah, you know what I mean?
39:15You're like my little brother, man.
39:17Of course I miss you.
39:18Get ready.
39:19We're filming another video soon.
39:20I love you.
39:21Enjoy your night, man.
39:22Bye.
39:23I love you.
39:24I love you, too.
39:25Bye.
39:27Bye.
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