- 3 months ago
I'm Done Being A Yes Man
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00:00:00Oh my God!
00:00:04Um, Stella, can you please steal this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department, the vehicle...
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:00:12He's really killing my life.
00:00:14If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16If I flake, then we get to ride and left with luxury.
00:00:18Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:20No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:26Relax, Enzo. I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:29I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:33No, I do. I do.
00:00:35Seriously, it was just...
00:00:37You know, we need to...
00:00:43What did I do?
00:00:45What was that?
00:00:47Did I just kill someone?
00:00:49Oh my God. No, no, no, no.
00:00:51You didn't do this.
00:00:53This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:55So actually, it's on him.
00:00:59No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:01Yeah? But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:03So this is your fault!
00:01:05No, no, no, no.
00:01:07Enzo, please. You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:13Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:17A low-class nobody.
00:01:19They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:21Yeah, dude.
00:01:23What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:25And so, I'm begging you.
00:01:27I know how you feel about me.
00:01:29I'll make it worth your while once you're free,
00:01:31and then we can finally be together.
00:01:33How does that sound?
00:01:39Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:41Wait for me.
00:01:43I'll be back.
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:45We have to go.
00:01:52Wait!
00:01:53Wait!
00:01:54Put your hands in the air!
00:02:01Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh my gosh!
00:02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:05Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.
00:02:12You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14Alright?
00:02:16Here it's in the safe.
00:02:18Find a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is, uh, 0814.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
00:02:25Perfect!
00:02:26Don't tell anyone about it.
00:02:28Alright?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust,
00:02:30which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
00:02:36You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:48What are you talking about, Stella?
00:02:50What are you doing right now?
00:02:52Don't look at me like that!
00:02:53You offered to help!
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:55I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:02:59I paid you.
00:03:00I fed you.
00:03:02Stella, I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet!
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like you, Stella.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide...
00:03:16So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams...
00:03:20No.
00:03:21...while you rot in jail.
00:03:23Goodbye!
00:03:24No!
00:03:25Stella, please!
00:03:26Please, why?!
00:03:27Why?!
00:03:28Why?!
00:03:29Stella!
00:03:30Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:36Facing a ten year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:39Enzo!
00:03:40Billy?
00:03:41Give me a second.
00:03:42Please!
00:03:43Please give me a second.
00:03:44Please!
00:03:45I didn't do it.
00:03:46I didn't do it, okay?
00:03:47You have to blame me.
00:03:48I know.
00:03:49Of course you didn't.
00:03:50This isn't you.
00:03:51Just give me some time.
00:03:52My dad's a lawyer.
00:03:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:56I...
00:03:57I never even give you the time of day.
00:03:59I was a jerk to you.
00:04:00Why would you help me?
00:04:02Well...
00:04:03When you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:07Here.
00:04:08Just take this, okay?
00:04:10That's enough.
00:04:11Let's go.
00:04:12I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
00:04:13I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:04:14I should've noticed you.
00:04:15I should've been there for you.
00:04:16Let's go.
00:04:17That little tramp.
00:04:19I should've been there for you.
00:04:20Let's go.
00:04:21That little tramp.
00:04:22What a fucking simp.
00:04:23What should we buy first?
00:04:24A new getaway car?
00:04:25No.
00:04:26We need to be smart about this.
00:04:27That troll Lily's already sniffing around, dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:04:43Shit!
00:04:44And Enzo already knows.
00:04:46It's us as soon as he kicks her off.
00:04:49Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:04:52How do we do that?
00:04:54Babe, we have all the money in the world.
00:04:57We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:04:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:04Please, let me...
00:05:05No, no, no, no.
00:05:07Stella, send her regards.
00:05:10I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:28If I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you, and I would make Stella pay.
00:05:36I would pay.
00:05:37Is this...?
00:05:38Huh?
00:05:39Etho.
00:05:40Are you all right?
00:05:41Hold on.
00:05:42Go.
00:05:43Go.
00:05:44Go.
00:05:45No.
00:05:46I need that.
00:05:55I need that.
00:05:56Yes...
00:05:57I need it.
00:05:58I need that.
00:05:59Do this...
00:06:00Huh?
00:06:01Are you feeling okay? You just fainted while we were studying study
00:06:31Lenzo, what's wrong? Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:41It's the 30th of August, the season just started. Is everything okay?
00:06:50Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:55Holy shit! Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:01There's no blood and no scar. I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:07:08What the hell, Tony? You could have broken his nose.
00:07:11Oh, chill out. Come on, I barely tapped him. Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:17I'm fine, Lily. I'm fine.
00:07:18You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:21What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
00:07:24Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:31No. They know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:34Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:38Stella, send her regards.
00:07:40I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:46After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,
00:07:51she took me for granted.
00:07:53But now, I can get revenge.
00:07:56Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?
00:08:00What? No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:03He does whatever I say.
00:08:05Watch.
00:08:07Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:10Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:08:11It's so hot out here and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:16Sure.
00:08:18Stella, anything for you.
00:08:20Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:22You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:24I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:26He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:29I give his life purpose.
00:08:31I consider him a charity case.
00:08:33He's coming back.
00:08:34He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:36Careful, you might start umping your leg.
00:08:39What took you so long?
00:08:41No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:46Give it to me.
00:08:53Here.
00:08:54Must be thirsty.
00:08:59Here.
00:09:00Must be thirsty.
00:09:02Thanks, Enzo.
00:09:03Whoa.
00:09:04I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:06Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:09What are you doing?
00:09:10That was for me.
00:09:11No.
00:09:11I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:14Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:16Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:19Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
00:09:24when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:28Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:31What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:36Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:43Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:46Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:47Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:09:51Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:54Tony, save your energy.
00:09:56Just let me talk to him.
00:10:02Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what,
00:10:05but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
00:10:07And I know how you really feel about me,
00:10:09so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:13Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:15Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:20I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:22If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,
00:10:25I need to draw this out.
00:10:28You're right.
00:10:30I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:34I knew it.
00:10:36You never could resist me.
00:10:38This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:41I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:44Think you can do that?
00:10:47Of course.
00:10:48Good!
00:10:49Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms
00:10:51and pick up my drive cleaning
00:10:53and wax my Cadillac,
00:10:55then maybe I'll forgive you.
00:10:59And fuck it up.
00:11:01She'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:03Ah, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:05Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:08I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:10Oh, speaking of,
00:11:12we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:11:14My treat.
00:11:15Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:17You want, like that's expensive?
00:11:19Invite everybody.
00:11:20Let's make it a party.
00:11:22Except for you two,
00:11:24because they have a dress code.
00:11:25I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:34Stella's such a snake.
00:11:36After everything you've done for her,
00:11:37she's going to humiliate you
00:11:38for being her servant's son?
00:11:43Sorry.
00:11:44I shouldn't have said anything.
00:11:45I know you like her.
00:11:47I don't know.
00:11:51Nope.
00:11:52She means nothing to me now.
00:11:54I never realized that
00:12:00you're always by my side
00:12:02and I'll never ignore you again.
00:12:06Do you mean it?
00:12:08I promise.
00:12:11Let's go.
00:12:14Lily!
00:12:16Hey!
00:12:18How many times do I just have this mouth breather?
00:12:20I don't drink milk.
00:12:22And why would I care about that?
00:12:24I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:25Are you just making me jealous?
00:12:27This is payback for Tony?
00:12:28Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:30He's just like a lap dog,
00:12:31just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:33I could have any guy that I want.
00:12:35You should feel lucky
00:12:36to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:38Oh yeah?
00:12:39Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:12:42Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:44You want to say that again?
00:12:45You guys, come on.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:54It's going too far.
00:12:56If you don't want to end up like your freak friend,
00:12:58I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:00All right, guys.
00:13:01Bring your leftovers over here.
00:13:03I'm worried this beta cup
00:13:04doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:13:05Oh!
00:13:08Come on, stop it.
00:13:09What's the matter?
00:13:10This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:17Get him, Tony.
00:13:18I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:25There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:27Tony, people are fucking.
00:13:35What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:13:38Come on then, fight back!
00:13:39You're a pussy.
00:13:41A nobody.
00:13:42Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:47Oh, fuck!
00:13:49If you think fighting's going to get my attention,
00:13:51you're pathetic.
00:13:52Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:55Hey, what is going on here?
00:13:57Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:13:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:00I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:01Principal Harris.
00:14:02Enzo started it.
00:14:02It's his fault.
00:14:03I don't care who started it.
00:14:05All involved will be punished.
00:14:08Including you,
00:14:08Little Miss.
00:14:10Stella Quinn.
00:14:11As in heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:14:14You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:18You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:14:23Yep, I am.
00:14:25If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:30That two-faced bitch.
00:14:33Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:36She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:39It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:41Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter accordingly.
00:14:48Listen, young man.
00:14:49This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:50I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:52We didn't do anything.
00:14:53No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:14:54This is unacceptable.
00:14:56You're right.
00:14:56We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:14:59Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:02I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:06Nice one, Enzo.
00:15:07How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:09That's okay.
00:15:10They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:12No, yeah, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth things over?
00:15:18If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:15:20Everyone will know I'm not the real heir.
00:15:22I can't let that happen.
00:15:24I'll save you the suffering.
00:15:25If you apologize in front of everyone, I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:29Stella, why are you acting nervous?
00:15:32Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:34Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:37Enzo knows what he did wrong, and my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:44I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:46You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:48Can you just drop it?
00:15:50Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:52I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:15:59Come on.
00:16:01You okay?
00:16:02Do you need a son of a son?
00:16:03I'm fine.
00:16:03I'm fine.
00:16:04You okay?
00:16:04Yeah.
00:16:06The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:11Yo, look at that beauty.
00:16:13Sex on wheels.
00:16:14I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:16:16I've seen her get in it before.
00:16:18If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:21Hey, if you're that desperate, then...
00:16:22I might know a guy.
00:16:29Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:16:33Hey!
00:16:35Kevin, what are you doing, man?
00:16:37I said unlock the door.
00:16:41I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:16:43Promise my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:46Hey!
00:16:47Hey!
00:16:48No, excuse me.
00:16:49Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:51Watch your tone, kid.
00:16:53I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:56You want to get with her.
00:16:57I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:01Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus, Benny.
00:17:07Kevin!
00:17:08What?
00:17:08I'm not messing around.
00:17:10Open the door.
00:17:11God, he's shameless.
00:17:13Hey, guys.
00:17:14You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:17:16Here he is.
00:17:16A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:18Keep bluffing.
00:17:20We all know you're going to start wagging your tail to mom.
00:17:22When Stella shows up.
00:17:23Oh, yeah, right.
00:17:24I totally forgot.
00:17:25I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:27I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:29That's right.
00:17:31No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep groveling at my daughter's feet, she'll
00:17:36eventually replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:17:39Yeah, I forgot.
00:17:42I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:47Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:17:50Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss
00:17:55is, okay?
00:17:56Everyone is replaceable.
00:17:58What's up with this kid today?
00:18:00He's got more attitude than usual.
00:18:02Great timing, Stella.
00:18:03Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend, who are trying to hitch a ride.
00:18:07Well, here comes Stella.
00:18:10She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:18:12Oh, no.
00:18:13It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:18:15Oh, since I'm so giving.
00:18:18Here's some bus fare.
00:18:22You know, Stella, I really underestimated you.
00:18:24Had a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:27You want a repeat of the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:30Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:33If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your little tantrum.
00:18:40Oh, yeah?
00:18:40Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:18:44Tony, open the door.
00:18:48Have fun with your fugly church mouse, busboy.
00:18:55Open the door!
00:18:55Hey, look, it's fine.
00:18:59I can take my own way home.
00:19:00It's fine.
00:19:01No!
00:19:02From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:05Beginning with this.
00:19:10Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:14Dude, you can stop pretending, man.
00:19:16They're already gone.
00:19:18You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:19:21God, Lily, are you brain dead?
00:19:23Or really just that desperate, you'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys?
00:19:28Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:30I think they're meant for each other.
00:19:32Like bacneum body odor.
00:19:36Keep laughing, guys.
00:19:37Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:40Stop pretending, man.
00:19:42We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:47What a moron.
00:19:47If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue to pay your way.
00:19:53Aw, instead you went and spazzed out.
00:19:55And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:19:59The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:04Just you wait.
00:20:05Watch.
00:20:06That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:10Let's stay back.
00:20:11I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:13Two.
00:20:14Dude's really committed to the bit.
00:20:16One.
00:20:24They really came back?
00:20:25I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:37Oh, here.
00:20:37Please.
00:20:37Let me help you with that.
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Ugh.
00:20:41Why did Stella allow her surgeon's son to use her car?
00:20:46All right.
00:20:47Come on, Lily.
00:20:48I know.
00:20:49And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:20:53Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:20:59You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:02If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:07No.
00:21:09That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:10I just felt so bad for him.
00:21:13I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity case like him?
00:21:20Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine.
00:21:23Without a penny to your name.
00:21:25Oh!
00:21:26I almost forgot.
00:21:30For the bus ride.
00:21:32Oh!
00:21:34Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:21:37Stella treated you with pity!
00:21:39And you treat her like that?
00:21:41Ugh!
00:21:43Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:45Tony, save your energy.
00:21:47A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face.
00:21:51She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:53But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:21:59Ugh!
00:22:00What's been with that little punk lately?
00:22:01He's been talking back to you.
00:22:02He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:05No, I think it's because you're too nice to him.
00:22:07You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:10They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:11So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:14I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:18You're dead to me.
00:22:29There you go.
00:22:31Thanks.
00:22:32Nice house.
00:22:32Yeah, thank you.
00:22:34Yeah, that's great.
00:22:39Wow.
00:22:39I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:45Um, my birthday is this Friday, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:53That's right.
00:22:54Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:22:56I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy.
00:22:59So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:01Yes.
00:23:01Of course.
00:23:03Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:06You can count on that.
00:23:12See you later, okay?
00:23:13Okay.
00:23:13You're a little lag today.
00:23:35Almost cost me my job.
00:23:37You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:40The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin, was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past ten years.
00:23:46And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:49You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:04I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:07All right?
00:24:08All right?
00:24:08All right?
00:24:09So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:14Yes, sir.
00:24:14If he's starting to lose interest and Stella's got to get him back, we deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:24:24Good afternoon there, Enzo.
00:24:31May I take your bag?
00:24:32Sure.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33Thank you so much.
00:24:37Have your day, May.
00:24:38Very well, thank you, sir.
00:24:40Yes.
00:24:41Oh, May.
00:24:42So I was thinking, this Friday night, I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for a very special girl.
00:24:50Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:24:55Of course, sir.
00:24:58And I hope you're hungry.
00:24:59Your father had top-grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:04The chef is preparing it now, and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:08May, you're the greatest.
00:25:10Thank you so much.
00:25:11I'll see you later.
00:25:14Look at that little creep, pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:20Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:22As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be married to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:25:36Take whatever you want.
00:25:37It's not that expensive, anyway.
00:25:39What?
00:25:40These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:43Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:46And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:50This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:52Keep it.
00:25:53My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:25:55Whatever I want, I get.
00:25:57You're so lucky.
00:25:58Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:01Like, this is so hideous.
00:26:02Even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:07No, who said you could touch that?
00:26:09That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:26:10Put it back.
00:26:11Put all of this back.
00:26:12Don't be such a buzzkill, Enzo.
00:26:14These are my guests.
00:26:15No, Stella.
00:26:16They're your frickin' mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:20You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:26:22You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:23What are you talking about?
00:26:24This is Stella's family mansion?
00:26:26You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:29Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:31Don't you have some tanky servants' quarters to get back to?
00:26:34You know, Stella, I'm just gonna give you one chance
00:26:37to just come clean right now and tell everyone the truth,
00:26:40or you and your dad are gonna have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:42What's it gonna be?
00:26:46Stop being so immature.
00:26:49I know that you're doing all of this
00:26:51because you're jealous of Tony.
00:26:53Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:26:55Oh, you gotta be fucking joking, Stella.
00:26:57You want to wear my jersey?
00:26:58No, take it off now.
00:27:01Be real.
00:27:02Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:05Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:27:07You're a walking charity king.
00:27:09Jesus.
00:27:10Oh, yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity
00:27:12and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:27:14Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:17It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:27:19What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:20Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore
00:27:23when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:24It's not nothing.
00:27:27And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it?
00:27:32Uh, Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:34We all know you're acting out because you're just dumb.
00:27:37You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:39I would have had the cops cart you off ages ago
00:27:41with your creepy-ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:48Yeah, that's great.
00:27:49I said take it off!
00:27:50Enzo, stop!
00:27:52It's okay, babe.
00:27:54The kid wants to play?
00:27:56We can play.
00:27:57We can play.
00:27:57That's right.
00:28:13Come on, get up.
00:28:15Yeah, see what happens.
00:28:16Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:28:19Get your fucking face in, motherfucker.
00:28:20What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:31Dad, hurry up and take Enzo out.
00:28:32He's acting like a savage.
00:28:34Wait, did you just call the chauffeur dad?
00:28:39No, I...
00:28:39Did I hear that right?
00:28:40The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:43Well, Stella, you want to tell the truth?
00:28:45This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:48Get off of me!
00:28:50Are you guys crazy?
00:28:53Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:28:55How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:28:57Right, Stella?
00:29:00Duh.
00:29:01If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur,
00:29:03I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:06And, hey, this isn't even about me.
00:29:08Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho.
00:29:11She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:29:14I can't lose this job.
00:29:16It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:18Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:19Why?
00:29:20We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:25Fine.
00:29:26Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:29:28We'll hang another time.
00:29:29What?
00:29:30Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:32I'm not.
00:29:33I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:29:36I have to study.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:39Let's bounce.
00:29:40Let's bounce.
00:29:40Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:46Guys, leave the stuff.
00:29:48Hey, mate.
00:30:07I'm sorry.
00:30:09Kevin!
00:30:10Kevin, I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:16Stop the attitude, kid.
00:30:18I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:21You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:23Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:25I'm sorry.
00:30:27Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:30Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:36Hmm?
00:30:37Because guess what?
00:30:38This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad.
00:30:43And I am sick of watching you take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:47Yes!
00:30:49Everyone is gone.
00:30:51Can you drop the act?
00:30:52I'm having my share.
00:30:54And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:30:56And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:30:59May, can you come get our top masseuse to come and give me a rubdown?
00:31:06And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send a-
00:31:09Warmged?
00:31:13I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:20May, are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:23Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:27Sweetheart, long day, huh?
00:31:29Go on.
00:31:30Carbonero strip.
00:31:32I love Spain, man.
00:31:33So amazing.
00:31:35What are you still doing here?
00:31:38God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:40Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:31:44Yes, miss.
00:31:44No.
00:31:45No, no, no, May.
00:31:46You don't work for these people.
00:31:46And so, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:31:52You're not going to win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:31:56Show some respect.
00:31:57Respect.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:00Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,
00:32:05and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:10I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:16Let me tell you something.
00:32:18This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't going to work.
00:32:21It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:23Enzo, Stella's a straightforward gal.
00:32:27She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:29If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:32It's too late.
00:32:33I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him.
00:32:36But clearly, that went to his head.
00:32:39Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learns his lesson.
00:32:43Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:49Really?
00:32:49You are decked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks, all from my mom.
00:33:00And you think that I can't live without you.
00:33:04Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:07I don't give a shit.
00:33:10I don't give a shit.
00:33:13What is your damage?
00:33:15You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:33:17I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:23We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us out of your generosity.
00:33:31Generosity?
00:33:32Please, Dad.
00:33:33He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:37And now, what?
00:33:38Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:41Let's go, Dad.
00:33:43Dad, just looking at him makes me sick.
00:33:58Sir, are you okay?
00:33:59Okay.
00:33:59May I want you to take everything you've touched?
00:34:07The pajamas, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:34:12Throw it all out.
00:34:13It is painful.
00:34:14Yes, sir.
00:34:15From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:22No more VIP treatment.
00:34:24No more fine dining.
00:34:26No more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:34:29Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:36And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad.
00:34:39I don't know how much longer I can put up with.
00:34:40Easy.
00:34:42He's just trying to get your attention, but you still got him eating out of the palm of
00:34:46your hand.
00:34:46What do you mean?
00:34:48I heard him.
00:34:49Tell me to me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday
00:34:53night.
00:34:54So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:34:58That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:01I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:02What?
00:35:03You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:06Don't worry.
00:35:07When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every.
00:35:11What?
00:35:16Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:20Oh, my God.
00:35:25Dad, we're going to pick up Tony as usual.
00:35:27Let's go.
00:35:28Got it.
00:35:29Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:30Stop the car.
00:35:33What is your problem?
00:35:35Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:35:37Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:41Because last time I checked, it's my family's car, and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:46Come on, Enzo.
00:35:48Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:50We always pick up Tony and then...
00:35:51No, we always do what your daughter says.
00:35:53And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off.
00:35:59And if you have a problem with that, I'd be fucking my father about your employment.
00:36:03Seriously, Lily, again?
00:36:06If you think dragging that waste of space into this is going to make me jealous, you clearly
00:36:11haven't seen us side by side.
00:36:13She's a troll.
00:36:15A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:18You know what?
00:36:19I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:24Excuse me?
00:36:25Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:30You lost any chance you had with me?
00:36:33I hope you know that.
00:36:34And you never had a chance.
00:36:38Starting today.
00:36:39This is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:43And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:36:54Let's go see Lily.
00:36:55You're a fucking asshole, Enzo.
00:37:04You're going to be the goddamn joke of the school.
00:37:06I am so done with you.
00:37:08Absolutely no chill.
00:37:33We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella.
00:37:36She couldn't even ride in the same car as you.
00:37:38Creep?
00:37:41Nah, man.
00:37:42I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:37:44But I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:37:47Christ.
00:37:48You're just a pathological liar.
00:37:51We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant.
00:37:57God, Ben, quit poking the bear.
00:37:58The last thing I need is Enzo freaking out and blowing my cover.
00:38:03So how about you go apologize to Stella and lay off?
00:38:08Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak.
00:38:14Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:38:30I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:34You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:37Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:38:40I'm just being generous.
00:38:48You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:50Speaking of, that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:38:54Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student and you know how it's the highest GPA.
00:39:03But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:06You really think he'll agree?
00:39:08I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:11If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:13All right, everyone, your exams are in.
00:39:24Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:29I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out of the park.
00:39:35105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:40He always does this and messes up the curve every time.
00:39:44Teacher's pet.
00:39:45I know, he's a know-it-all.
00:39:46You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:49I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:39:55Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:39:59Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship,
00:40:02I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony Whitman.
00:40:11I'm sorry.
00:40:12Stella, why would I not need the scholarship?
00:40:14I'm just the son of a lowly servant.
00:40:16Yeah, but we all know the Quins pay for everything you owe.
00:40:19We're in their own little personal charity case.
00:40:22Exactly.
00:40:23Around Stella, it's all, yes, ma'am, no, ma'am.
00:40:26We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:40:29Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:33Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:39Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:48Miss James, I'm going to take it.
00:40:50What the hell, Enzo?
00:40:52I told you, we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:40:55Hmm?
00:40:55Oh, sorry.
00:40:56If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:00Yo, she feeds you.
00:41:02She clothes you.
00:41:03She lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:05How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:08Tony actually works for what he has.
00:41:10He's not some clout-chasing bot.
00:41:12You're not even worthy of spin-shining his shoes.
00:41:14Oh, yeah?
00:41:15If you worked so hard, why didn't you win it?
00:41:16Hmm?
00:41:18I don't know.
00:41:19Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:22Ooh.
00:41:25All right, all right.
00:41:26Let's settle down, everyone.
00:41:27Settle down.
00:41:28Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:30Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:35Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:39Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been having?
00:41:48We can go back to how things were.
00:41:50Wouldn't that be nice?
00:41:53Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:41:58No!
00:41:58Okay?
00:41:59I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:01In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada wearing.
00:42:07I hate you!
00:42:08Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:09Stella, back to your seat.
00:42:12Now.
00:42:29Well, well, well.
00:42:30If it isn't Mr. High and Mighty, you know you're getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:35Can I help you guys?
00:42:41I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:48And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:42:52We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:42:59So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes.
00:43:03Nice and clean.
00:43:04Get out of my way.
00:43:06Get out of my way.
00:43:07You think you have a choice?
00:43:13Lick her shoe now, bitch.
00:43:15Hey!
00:43:16Let him go!
00:43:18Hey!
00:43:19Let him go!
00:43:20You were lucky this time.
00:43:21But the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:23Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:24Nothing, coach.
00:43:25Just messing around.
00:43:26Shit!
00:43:27What are they provoking?
00:43:28Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter?
00:43:29My image as the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:31Are you alright, son?
00:43:32Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:33Save your energy, Tommy.
00:43:34I have decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:43:37You're Enzo, right?
00:43:38P.E. did you tell me you can guess what the speed did you?
00:43:41Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:43:42What?
00:43:43You can't be serious!
00:43:44I mean, a skinny runt!
00:43:45Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option.
00:43:46Anderson, you're right.
00:43:47You're right.
00:43:48You're right.
00:43:49Don't be right.
00:43:50I'm right.
00:43:51I'm right.
00:43:52You're right.
00:43:53I'm right.
00:43:54I'm right.
00:43:55I'm right.
00:43:56I'm right.
00:43:57I'm right.
00:43:58I'm right.
00:43:59I'm right.
00:44:00You're right.
00:44:01I'm right.
00:44:02I'm right.
00:44:03I'm right.
00:44:05I'm right.
00:44:06option and the new team captain look the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new
00:44:11season i would love to see what you've got what do you say you want me to play
00:44:19this lanky loser can never be team captain coach i mean i love football don't get me wrong
00:44:27you seriously think i have what it takes only one way to find out
00:44:30he'll be pummeled in the first five seconds football is just not brute force i flesh out
00:44:36our team right now we're lacking speed how can he run when his scrawny little neck can't even keep
00:44:42the helmet up coach i'll give it a try joking great i look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow
00:44:55coach wait enzo has never held a football in his whole life he's only gonna weigh us down
00:45:00if you want to question your coach you can find another team
00:45:11well that's fine tomorrow i'm gonna humiliate you in front of the entire school
00:45:15when it's all over we'll still have the girl
00:45:30we're gonna do it don't sweat it we're the star quarterback last season beating enzo
00:45:42he's gonna be like crushing a bug i'm gonna make that punk regret he was ever born
00:45:47let alone dream of being on the football team coach says that little nerd ends is going to be joining us
00:45:52if he stands us up he's a dead man enzo where are you
00:46:06hey lily you might want to check the little boys room i think i saw enzo crying in one of the stalls
00:46:11if i were him i'd have changed my name by now there's no coming back from that kind of humiliation
00:46:15he's not backing down he's just it's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant
00:46:20spawn but football's a sport for real men not servants and hand-me-downs
00:46:24please enzo please come let's go let's go hustle up
00:46:37coach the big game's about to start and enzo's not here yet he should be disqualified
00:46:44let's wait a little longer i told you he'd only weigh us down he's not even here and he's already
00:46:48fucking things up if enzo costs us the scrimmage i'm never letting him off the hook he's never even
00:46:53held a football he's a joke don't bother waiting for enzo he won't be coming and so i'm not asking
00:47:02i'm telling football means everything to tony and if you even think about showing up tomorrow
00:47:10i swear you'll never get a chance with me fine let's get started wait
00:47:16is that it can't be oh my god i think it is he looks like a completely different person
00:47:26that's enzo i didn't expect him to clean up so nice okay i didn't know he had it in him and like
00:47:45if you don't want him maybe i could take him for a spin we can't let lily hug him all to herself
00:47:50you you slept he's still a servant boy
00:47:59hey hi how's it going
00:48:02i knew you'd make it of course gotta see what this nerd can do right
00:48:07did you come to watch of course i'd do anything for you
00:48:10i thought i told you not to come oh what's the problem scared i'll humiliate your boyfriend in
00:48:17front of the entire school yeah i don't listen to you anymore stella you're the daughter of my
00:48:21employee don't forget what's the matter studying for the big game i mean football's just math so you
00:48:30make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field no i had to make a grand entrance before
00:48:37i kick your ass do you want to square up pussy or wait do you need to read a textbook to learn how
00:48:42to throw a punch
00:48:54babe i cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place i mean if i didn't
00:49:00know any better i'll think that he's the real quinn here shit we're starting to catch on if that
00:49:04little simp keeps advocating all big and tall everyone will figure out he's the real heir
00:49:10enzo's father's been serving my family for years we took his family in when they lost their home so
00:49:15they told me to let something slide and make him feel welcomed
00:49:19babe you're too sweet but that punk is trying to take advantage of you don't worry teach him a lesson on
00:49:25the field let's go let's go
00:49:28it looks like the blue team needs a few more drills you charge angles off by five degrees
00:49:48and the winner is blue team
00:49:59how about that just kicked your ass using geometry
00:50:07that fucking pussy got lucky you can't believe the nerd actually won
00:50:12it's kind of hot oh i knew you could do it thanks for believing in me
00:50:19enzo's supposed to be into stella why the hell is that frigid
00:50:23bitch getting all his attention is your shower head broken lily or is this pathetic simp's
00:50:28desperation a turn-on for you oh
00:50:30oh are you jealous
00:50:33fucking gross you already have your naive virgin
00:50:39attention the selection ceremony for the interstate football championship will be held in the
00:50:44auditorium in five minutes the chairman of the school board will personally announce the player
00:50:49selected to be the team captain that position is tony if you really want to impress stella you'll do the
00:50:57whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out this is it she has no idea the chairman of the school
00:51:02board is my father's friend i don't care about team captain i just want to see her exposed for
00:51:07stealing my identity in front of everyone how about that just kicked your ass using geometry
00:51:14that fucking pussy got lucky you can't believe the nerd actually won it's kind of hot oh i knew you
00:51:29could do it thanks for believing in me inzo's supposed to be into stella why the hell is that
00:51:36frigid bitch getting all his attention is your shower head broken lily or is this pathetic simp's
00:51:41desperation a turn on for you oh are you jealous
00:51:47fucking gross you already have your naive virgin attention the selection ceremony for the interstate
00:51:55football championship will be held in the auditorium in five minutes the chairman of the school board
00:52:01will personally announce the player selected to be the team captain that position is tony if you really
00:52:08want to impress stella you'll do the whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out this is it she has
00:52:14no idea the chairman of the school board is my father's friend i don't care about team captain i just
00:52:18want to see her exposed for stealing my identity in front of everyone what we won the game oh my god
00:52:28wait who is he that's not the chairman of the school board hello students i am julian de leon vice
00:52:40chairman of the school board the chairman had important matters to attend to so i am honored to
00:52:45announce the list of players that qualify to join our team the roaring ridge high school's cougars after
00:52:52today's scrimmage for that i'd like to give special thanks to the bright star education foundation for
00:53:00their generous donation to our school their support has allowed for significant developments and enrichment
00:53:06of the school i would now like to invite the air to the family that started it off
00:53:22if you so much as move i'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished
00:53:25from all social groups at rolling ridge hi
00:53:28hello everyone i am stella i mean quinn of the famed quinn group and i'm sure by now everybody knows
00:53:45that thanks to quinn corp we have the bright star education foundation paving the way for a brighter
00:53:51future future i could have sworn the heir to quinn corp was a guy maybe i should call the chairman
00:54:08well no one's contradicting her i must be mistaken in honor of the bright stars education foundation
00:54:16selfless donation to our school we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain to
00:54:24miss stella herself what an unexpected honor i'll have to think about it as the backbone of our school's
00:54:33football team tony has led our cougars to more victories than i can remember cheering for so i feel
00:54:39like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is tony whitman
00:54:48thank you all so much stella such a babe right she's the best cheerleader on and off the field
00:54:55i promise that i will lead our school to a district championship go cougar
00:55:01go cougar i'm sorry i'm sorry did today mean nothing nothing because if tony's performance on
00:55:13the field is any indication of the future he should be as far away from the football as possible
00:55:19and the quinn air gets to make the decision and i think that should be me
00:55:23right stella what is up with these mind games if enzo keeps acting like this he's going to be a deep
00:55:29shit if you have a problem with my decision then i can call my father and have him remove the bright
00:55:35star funding from roaring ridge high no that won't be necessary you sit down before you ruin this for
00:55:41everyone stella and her family have made countless and generous donations to the school what have you
00:55:48done except cause a scene well i would hate to ruin it for anyone sir but fortunately for you stella has
00:55:54no say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am stella has no
00:56:02say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am sorry everyone
00:56:09this freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become delusional enzo
00:56:14i am done tolerating your bullshit i've been way too nice to you i'm never speaking to you again
00:56:19you're officially cancelled fine with me you're gonna move out of my house too or should i kick you
00:56:24out all right everyone let's settle down stella i apologize you should be ashamed posing as a quinn air
00:56:35after this assembly i am marching straight to principal harris's office and see to it that you are expelled
00:56:41what was it enzo enzo quinn sir oh my gosh give it up enzo everyone knows you're faking it oh yeah
00:56:50was i faking you on the field today the only reason you beat me today is because you're lucky we can do
00:56:56a rematch anytime but we're gonna do street rules so i can pummel your ass to the ground why don't you
00:57:00just get the hell out of here no way besides that mousy-haired ugly betty in the back
00:57:05you need to remember who your real boss is i look forward to seeing you at my house tonight
00:57:13after i speak to my father
00:57:23clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights after my birthday i'll have to put him back in his place for
00:57:29good clearly somebody's on their period anyway my final decision still stands tony will be the team
00:57:38captain that district trophy is ours
00:57:44and one last thing my 18th birthday is this friday and everyone is welcome to the quinn mansion to come
00:57:52and celebrate we will have mr blake the former white house events manager planning the party and it is sure
00:57:58to be a day to remember don't worry about that cent babe he's just doing this to get your attention
00:58:07well duh but he's really been embarrassing me he better not fuck up my birthday i can't believe you
00:58:12have an actual former events planner from the white house planning your party that's so lux it must be
00:58:18like a million dollars two million actually oh my god i have to buy a new dress this is even bigger
00:58:27than prom a real mansion party babe is there going to be a dj there is there going to be a dj
00:58:32try to dj in every room well you gotta make sure to save a dance for me okay
00:58:46everything except for the party sir amazing could we just run through that checklist one more time
00:58:56because this party needs to be perfect for lily yes sir all right thank you
00:59:01after everything i put her through in my past life it's what she deserves
00:59:21why won't you let me meet your classmates i want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the queen
00:59:26family for tonight can you please just stay in your room
00:59:41kevin what are you doing you're supposed to pick up lily 15 minutes ago
00:59:45find someone else to pick her up kevin are you tired of being a driver do you need me to find your
00:59:49replacement fine i'll go okay stella's birthday party's about to start so why the hell is he still
00:59:58thinking about lily well i guess we'll let little lily see for herself how desperate enzo is to please my
01:00:05daughter attention attention everybody i would like to introduce to you all the beautiful the gorgeous
01:00:13the effervescent queen stella oh my god oh my god is that the dress that's going viral right now
01:00:35good eye the designer jacques de corte only made two for the stardust fashion show in milan
01:00:40it cost a hundred thousand dollars oh my god can i touch it
01:00:47it feels like pure money this is insane this might be the best night of my life seriously i don't know
01:00:54how to thank you no need it just sit close to me the queens like to spoil those who are loyal to us
01:00:59there'll be plenty more parties to come can i live stream this i need to show my followers your mansion
01:01:05of course everyone say hi
01:01:13oh my god you have to say hi
01:01:19really are you saying that oh my 50 000 views in seconds stella you could literally be an influencer with a
01:01:27life like this i already beat you to it oh my god hey besties the party's about to start so don't go
01:01:35anywhere it's going to be insane love you thank you all so much for coming to my party please help
01:01:43yourself to everything and anything let's make this a day to remember turn up the music
01:01:57you can you get that can you get that you got it
01:02:06you like it
01:02:14but isn't the resident ass licker of the stella fan club should you let all these people in here
01:02:20say hi to the viewers enzel grab your popcorn and get ready this simp is known for his little meltdowns
01:02:27perfect timing enzel go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze because we're just
01:02:32getting started oh and while you're at it have the maid go make my bed because tony and i are going
01:02:38to need it later oh no i'd ask the cop a couple condoms but i don't know if i'd fit in your peewee size
01:02:45girl there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom
01:02:50you know stella you have some nerve acting like you in this place you know for a fact this is not
01:02:57your party this is not your house let me tell you something you're not a quinn you're a
01:03:03fucking joke the daughter of some broke ass chauffeur i'm gonna give you 10 minutes to shut this down
01:03:10before i kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in before i kick you and your father out of
01:03:17my place without a pot to piss in look enzo i know you threw this whole party just to try and get my
01:03:22attention but i'm not going to forgive you for acting like a freak just because you put up a few
01:03:27string lights god stella you are so self-absorbed and delusional i cannot believe i ever thought you
01:03:34were worth my time i mean this with all offense enzo you disgust me if you want me to kick this scrawny
01:03:41ass out of here i got it you're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party you
01:03:52should be embarrassed and if you don't get mr blake back here to get my attention i'll never speak to
01:03:59you again oh my god are you getting all of this every single second the viewers are eating it up
01:04:12hey may could you call mr blake and tell him to get here immediately this party is not up to my
01:04:17standard and um could you have a couple needs please meet us in the backyard oh my god he's so whipped
01:04:26that's right he can act as stubborn as he wants but at the end of the day i own him
01:04:32stella you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place
01:04:35it's just like training a stray dog shower them with attention and never get away until they whine
01:04:42for it back
01:04:45amazing okay uh can everyone listen up please make sure to get my good side the viewers are
01:04:51gonna love this could we please show off the gifts i prepared oh my god
01:04:57are those the harry winston crystal shoes they're like three million dollars someone in the chat
01:05:05said the imperial blue necklace was originally owned by the royal family damn tony kids dropping
01:05:12stacks on your girl what'd you get her i don't need to pay for her attention she knows who the real
01:05:18prize is well since you did such a good job on the gifts i'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz
01:05:25tony help me with the necklace uh no what fella you think these gifts are for you jesus christ you
01:05:33are so full of yourself how about this get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday
01:05:38girl comes get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes what are we the
01:05:46real birthday girl let me dumb this down for you this is not your birthday what having second thoughts
01:05:57because i was sitting on tony's lap you're gonna punish me like a little bitch god i thought women
01:06:04were catty i mean this is some straight petty bullshit i don't give a shit what either of you
01:06:13two do stella i am done okay you and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life kiss all this goodbye
01:06:25what a joke all this you mean the pool the mansion the gifts the servants those are all stella's
01:06:34i don't know what's up with enzo but tony might push him over the edge i can't lose this
01:06:40the only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsession
01:06:45so why don't you see yourself out or i guess i have to that's right and i'm not exactly gentle
01:06:55i'd like to see you try oh my god enzo you're literally ruining stella's day
01:07:01taking all of the attention like a dick like quit with the lies if stella's not the real birthday girl
01:07:07and who is
01:07:20lily what is she doing here
01:07:24happy birthday miss lily thank you
01:07:30wow you look incredible babe is this how your staff always treats you
01:07:36why are they saying it's lily's birthday
01:07:41did you invite her if you don't make her leave in the next few seconds i'm never speaking to you
01:07:46again who says i want to celebrate your birthday okay happy birthday i'm so sorry stella totally ruined
01:07:53your party but mr blank he's on his way he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day you didn't
01:07:58have to do this enzo this is it's it's just amazing kindly leave this party is standard
01:08:06you're crazy the money you get the fuck out of here stella
01:08:13do you really think that after all these years of treating me like
01:08:18shit that i would want to celebrate your birthday i'm gonna say this one last time this is not your
01:08:25party this is lily's party no this is wild making up accusations just to try and get my attention
01:08:36how did you even get here the guard was only supposed to let in people on the list
01:08:41you forgot your bag in the back dad
01:08:48babe did you just call the chauffeur your dad wait didn't you call him dad the other night at the
01:08:54sleepover stella is the chauffeur your dad no my dad is not some loser chauffeur wow
01:09:03stella you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade mind your business if
01:09:09i say it's not my dad it's not my dad what have i ever lied to you guys come in look at what you
01:09:14created a stubborn brat so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father
01:09:21enzo i think you should watch your tone and remember that you are speaking to miss stella quinn
01:09:27keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good shit i thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a
01:09:34second that that enzo is a fucking psycho honestly man at least have the decency to show stella some
01:09:44respect in her own house man if i was a quinn i would have kicked you out a long time ago
01:09:49yeah thanks for the idea tony what do you say kevin should i throw out my stubborn staff and
01:09:59his narcissistic daughter no please don't kevin fire fire you can't do this you have no right to
01:10:10fire me enzo yes i do and someone who's on his way right now who's gonna tell you the exact same
01:10:17thing your dad coming back early no that's impossible uh you guys as of today kevin and his
01:10:25daughter no longer employees of the quinn estate please see to it that their rooms are cleared out
01:10:30if you so much as throw out our things i'll have you thrown out to the streets in seconds
01:10:35that's it i'm never talking to you again i hope you're happy
01:10:39i'm over the fucking moon let's go clear out the gums come on let's go babe he walked all over
01:10:51you in front of everyone you need to do something about this that's simpish fucking dead
01:11:02incredible i've gone a couple of days and then my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son
01:11:06stop on it we gotta get home happy birthday i hope you like it you didn't have to get me anything
01:11:20and so i'm just i'm just happy to be here with you happy to be with you too
01:11:28get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:31get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:11:39kevin you can hand the car keys to may on your way out and stella if you wouldn't mind taking
01:11:44off that dress that'd be great actually all your clothes belong to the quinn estate you're making
01:11:48a huge mistake letting a rat like you into my home is my only mistake sorry sorry sorry i came as
01:11:59soon as i could but the kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they love to gab
01:12:07no worries mr blake why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl of course
01:12:14wait a minute i saw that down at christie's auction only the queens would be able to get
01:12:18their hands on a dress like that she must be the birthday girl well what a beautiful birthday girl
01:12:24the bell of the ball well enzo looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face huh
01:12:32finally that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too now i just need to get enzo to shut
01:12:38up before anyone else questions me again as the rightful quinn heir i hope you're happy with your
01:12:43party i've never worked this hard on an event before it was passable i believe the arrangement was to
01:12:51settle the bill after the event correct
01:12:58two million dollars right enzo will take care of it oh no stella this is your party right i mean
01:13:06shouldn't have any problem paying you're the daughter of the richest family in town
01:13:12shouldn't have any problem paying you're the daughter of the richest family in town
01:13:17why are you being so smug stella is a quinn heir two million i mean that's basically her weekly
01:13:23allowance right stella yeah totally oh my god i can't pay for this two million dollars just for one
01:13:31night right enzo gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk
01:13:36why reach into my own allowance when i have access to my daddy's personal account stella can get
01:13:44whatever she wants she doesn't need you simping after her hmm forgot about my dad's checkbook but
01:13:52luckily i know the number of the family accountant hi someone is trying to impersonate the quinn heir could
01:13:59you please freeze all my accounts thank you he's just trying to scare me he gave me that check himself
01:14:07i know he wants me to beg for him in front of everyone but this power trip of his needs to end
01:14:13mr blake ignore him we've been having some problem with the help recently why don't you scan that check
01:14:20here and now in front of everyone and show them that i'm the real quinn heir
01:14:23right away miss stella
01:14:38i'm sorry this is a bad check
01:14:45i'm sorry this is a bad check what are you talking about that account has billions
01:14:50oh my god did enzo really freeze the account no no in order for him to do it he had to really be a
01:14:57member of the quinn family i have no idea what's going on but the viewers love it clearly there's
01:15:05something wrong with your phone it's not used to such large transactions miss stella i organize events
01:15:12worth tens of millions my bank handles transactions like this every single day you're scanning it wrong give
01:15:19me that
01:15:23you're trying to get out of pain no of course not
01:15:31if you can't pay now i'm gonna call the police pay up or pay the price
01:15:37of course will you just give me a moment
01:15:53what do i do you need to make that little punk pay up we can't afford a bill like that i know
01:16:03but he's being a jerk on your finger right you do whatever it takes to make him happy hey guys sorry
01:16:11to interrupt if you come clean right now i might let you stay one more night while you figure out where
01:16:15to go next it doesn't have to be like this listen you know we can't afford that why did you freeze
01:16:23the account i thought mr coom was your dad that's what you've been telling everybody god can you just
01:16:28be serious for a moment please fine seriously you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend and the two of
01:16:36you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long can we just talk about this after your
01:16:41father dad shut up what do you want to embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday is that gonna
01:16:50get you off you freak for the last time this isn't your birthday party but you're too egotistical to
01:16:56realize that stella i cannot believe i ever saw a future with you payment please
01:17:09payment please
01:17:13and so i hate how things have been between us recently how about this if you pay for this party
01:17:22we can make things official and we can finally be together but if i'm locked up for not paying them
01:17:30i'll never see you again
01:17:35enzo
01:17:37enzo no
01:17:38you're the heir to the queen corporation if you plead guilty they'll let you off with a slap on the wrist
01:17:43i am just the daughter of your family chauffeur a low-class nobody they'll take me to jail and then
01:17:49i'll never see you i'll never see you again
01:17:58that won't work twice you spineless simp you black dog if you think you can live without me you're a
01:18:05joke don't take it easy on that cry baby stella i know what happened he stole your father's actual
01:18:12checkbook and that's why your check bells
01:18:18you're right he must have switched the checks at the last minute as some last ditch effort to get my attention
01:18:27tony will you be a deer and get back for me
01:18:31yes
01:18:42of course you can't just let enzo fire me we'd have nothing but if this muscle
01:18:50head steals enzo's checkbook you have access to the quinn's endless pile of cash we can make
01:18:57off with billions before they even know it's missing you know we're not in school anymore
01:19:03there's no one here to save you buddy you're such a meathead you don't even know when you're getting
01:19:09played we'll see how well you talk back when i beat your face to a ball
01:19:12um
01:19:19oh my god it's jerry quinn the head of quinnfort
01:19:23He's nervous.
01:19:25Dying the whole country.
01:19:27It's over.
01:19:29He wasn't supposed to come back early.
01:19:31Pull it together.
01:19:33We'll find a way out of this.
01:19:39Is Dad finally back?
01:19:41Dad?
01:19:47Stop pretending, Enzo.
01:19:49Okay? We all know
01:19:51that your father
01:19:53is just one of Stella's servants.
01:19:55Shut up.
01:19:57Pardon me, did you just say that
01:19:59Enzo's father works for Stella's family?
01:20:01Has she been telling all of you
01:20:03that she's cool?
01:20:05No, this is all a misunderstanding, sir.
01:20:07Stella would never say anything like that.
01:20:09What the fuck, old man?
01:20:11Leave now or I'll have Stella fire your ass.
01:20:17Shut up!
01:20:21Kevin.
01:20:23I've gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter
01:20:25tried to take over my estate?
01:20:27No, of course not, sir.
01:20:29Stella.
01:20:31What's going on?
01:20:33Are you not a Quinn?
01:20:35Playtime is over, Stella.
01:20:47Give up on your little heiress fantasy
01:20:49before you embarrass yourself any further.
01:20:55Dad have already taken the initiative to remove Kevin and Stella
01:20:57from our payroll.
01:20:59But it seems they don't understand
01:21:01that I have the authority to do so.
01:21:03Kevin.
01:21:05Ten years ago we showed pity on you.
01:21:07A struggling father trying to raise his daughter.
01:21:10Is this how you repay us?
01:21:12Who brought you into our home?
01:21:14Treated your daughter like a princess.
01:21:16Gave you a great wage to move on.
01:21:19And then this is what it comes down to?
01:21:21The both of you.
01:21:23Grateful leeches.
01:21:25Are you really the driver's daughter?
01:21:27Stop building!
01:21:35All of you, put your phones away!
01:21:39This is a private property.
01:21:41You don't have my permission to fill.
01:21:43Do you hear me?
01:21:44Yes!
01:21:45But this is not your property.
01:21:47Enzo, I give you full authority
01:21:49to do whatever you think is accordingly.
01:21:51Thank you, Dad.
01:21:53Kevin.
01:21:54Effective immediately,
01:21:55your employment as a Quin Corp chauffeur
01:21:57has been terminated.
01:21:59Please take Stella and vacate the premises.
01:22:01Oh.
01:22:02And you might want to call a cab
01:22:04because those cars you drive are ours.
01:22:07Ironic, isn't it?
01:22:15Go.
01:22:16Please, please, please, sir.
01:22:18Oh, God.
01:22:19We have nowhere to go!
01:22:20No!
01:22:21Please!
01:22:22Get...
01:22:23Please!
01:22:24You're embarrassing me!
01:22:25He's just a pathetic simp!
01:22:26Just stop!
01:22:27Enough!
01:22:28Stop!
01:22:29Don't you get it?
01:22:30He doesn't love you!
01:22:31He doesn't even like you!
01:22:33I've legit become some vain, materialistic, spoiled brat,
01:22:37and now Enzo wants nothing to do with you!
01:22:41What kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the Quinn family?
01:22:48You played us the entire time.
01:22:51You're just a liar.
01:22:53You know, I've asked you to replace my brother's phone screen.
01:22:58It looks like you can't even afford the air you breathe.
01:23:02Tony.
01:23:03Tony, please.
01:23:04Tony.
01:23:05Tony, please.
01:23:06I've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist.
01:23:09No.
01:23:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:23:11It's not like that.
01:23:12I showered you guys with gifts.
01:23:14I took you to parties.
01:23:16You can't turn your backs on me.
01:23:19No, no, no.
01:23:20This isn't fair.
01:23:21You can't do this!
01:23:23I'm not going out like this!
01:23:27Stella!
01:23:31You know, we need to-
01:23:34Did I just kill someone?
01:23:37Stella!
01:23:38Get back here!
01:23:39No!
01:23:40No, no, no, no, no!
01:23:41She's gonna hurt someone!
01:23:43No!
01:23:44No!
01:23:45She's gonna hurt someone!
01:23:46Don't worry.
01:23:47I've already borne the gate guard and Stella can't get out.
01:23:50This time, she's not gonna hurt anyone.
01:23:52How do you know it?
01:23:54I wanted to tell you, but I just-
01:23:58I couldn't find the right time.
01:24:09It was you?
01:24:12You brought me back?
01:24:13I brought both of us back.
01:24:15I wanted to give us a second chance at-
01:24:18Well, us.
01:24:20Let's not waste a moment of it then.
01:24:24Let's not waste a moment of it then.
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